Alright, I figured out a way to make it so I won't feel guilty for leaving anybody out. Get ready for UMH's Top 5 Posters in No Specific Order v. 2011.
Ariich: Very entertaining, great moderator, and he makes the Facebook chat not a shithole. He got me into The Cat Empire, by far the best thing anyone sent for my song roulette. Definitely one of the people I have to meet when I eventually take my trip to the UK.
acidrainlite: Got me into The IT Crowd (along with probably everyone on this board), and Dog Fashion Disco/Polkadot Cadaver. We used to talk on MSN a lot but I guess he's off being a Rachael too much these days.
lateralus88: We share the same opinion on nearly everything. I wish that epic "fight" we had in the member tournament wasn't purged.
Phantasmatron: Cool dude, my first internet friend that I really talked to outside of DTF. He got me into Superior, Pain of Salvation, Porcupine Tree (I think), and tons of other stuff. Used to chat fairly regularly, but now he's busy having a girlfriend and shit.
Edan the Man: Makes awesome art (I'm talking desktop background worthy). He's also the only person I know who is as fanboy-crazy about Devin Townsend as I am (though, I suppose Lat is up there as well).