Author Topic: Questions for God (Read 3475 times)

yeshaberto · « **on:** May 29, 2012, 11:08:47 PM »

I was thinking about this today and thought it would be a fun thread.
The idea is those questions that seem utterly unexplainable.
And, yes, this is not based on whether you believe there is a god who can actually answer them or not.
Just have fun with it...

the one that got me thinking about it today is, how come you put your headphones down totally untangled but when you pick them up they are completely tangled out of control so that you have to spend five minutes weaving them in and out of itself to use them.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2012, 11:10:47 PM »

Where'd ya get those shoes?

lonestar · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2012, 11:12:51 PM »

What were you smoking when you created the platypus?

Gadough · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2012, 11:30:49 PM »

But why is the rum gone?

senecadawg2 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2012, 12:01:35 AM »

Did Tick really see a UFO?

contest_sanity · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2012, 12:42:17 AM »

Quote from: senecadawg2 on May 30, 2012, 12:01:35 AM

Did Tick really see a UFO?

HOLY FUCK

senecadawg2 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2012, 12:48:24 AM »

lonestar · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2012, 01:22:07 AM »

Metro · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:49:01 AM »

How does boat??

Zydar · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2012, 04:53:35 AM »

Who was phone?

EdenHazard · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2012, 05:04:54 AM »

Anyway, how is your sexlife?

Implode · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2012, 06:49:59 AM »

So close to being a good avatar quote.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2012, 06:51:19 AM »

Why don't women make any sense?

abydos · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:02:23 AM »

Why do you continue to make stupid people?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:05:48 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on May 29, 2012, 11:12:51 PM

What were you smoking when you created the platypus?

Hello Robin Williams.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2012, 07:14:26 AM »

Why didn't you write your own biography? And why didn't you add a chapter with good ego-less dating advice?

rumborak · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:22:45 AM »

Quote from: EdenHazard on May 30, 2012, 05:04:54 AM

Anyway, how is your sexlife?

And, does "omni-potent" mean you have no recovery time?

rumborak

senecadawg2 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:26:09 AM »

If you could spend one day, as a fly on the wall of an unsuspecting person, where would you spend it?

lordxizor · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:29:05 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 30, 2012, 07:14:26 AM

And why didn't you add a chapter with good ego-less dating advice?

Can you make $10,000 just show up in my bank account every month?

bosk1 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:29:48 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 30, 2012, 07:14:26 AM

And why didn't you add a chapter with good ego-less dating advice?

kirksnosehair · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2012, 08:37:56 AM »

If a man is out in the wilderness and he speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

wolfandwolfandwolf · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:06:14 AM »

If a man is in the wilderness sobbing and no one is around to hear him, is it still a Bon Iver song?

rogerdil · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:11:50 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on May 30, 2012, 06:51:19 AM

Why don't women make any sense?

If there were no challenges, life would be boring. And then you'd be complaining that life is boring. /GOD

bosk1 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:15:19 AM »

If a man is in the forest wearing corpse paint, is he part of an Immortal video? Why YES! Yes, he is!

Adami · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2012, 09:24:19 AM »

Pretty sure we aren't supposed to have this thread till July 9th.

Tick · « **Reply #25 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:17:40 AM »

Does it bother you to have sacrificed your son for a bunch of ingrates that don't even believe you exist? Must make you want the Devil to up the suffering on them all.

yeshaberto · « **Reply #26 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:25:42 AM »

who in the world is Murphy, and why in the world did you create him?

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #27 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:34:28 AM »

Cheetos or Doritos

King Postwhore · « **Reply #28 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:36:12 AM »

God, where did my CD, Dogs Of Peace Go? I can't find it.

Tick · « **Reply #29 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:42:40 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 30, 2012, 10:36:12 AM

God, where did my CD, Dogs Of Peace Go? I can't find it.

I know that one. It slid under your nightstand.

bosk1 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:49:51 AM »

Quote from: Tick on May 30, 2012, 10:42:40 AM

Quote from: kingshmegland on May 30, 2012, 10:36:12 AM
God, where did my CD, Dogs Of Peace Go? I can't find it.
I know that one. It slid under your nightstand.

We are badly in need of a .gif of Kent from Real Genius saying, "It *IS* God!" If we had such a thing, imagine it being inserted here.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #31 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:53:43 AM »

Now if only I knew how to put text into anigifs.

senecadawg2 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:53:59 AM »

Is it true that your son was a middle eastern, jewish, homosexual? Is that embarrassing?

Dublagent66 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:06:35 AM »

The human race was created in your image? Really? What happened?

alirocker08 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 30, 2012, 12:53:03 PM »

Where's my phone dude? You could at least give me a hint!

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Author Topic: Questions for God (Read 3475 times)