* Time Out*
The pic reminds me of an old joke involving a red bucket and sex. Here goes:
MacGregor ambled into a pub, and noticed a red bucket behind the counter filled to the brim with cash.
"Is there a contest on to win that dough?" MacGregor asked the bartender.
"Aye," the barkeep responded, "It costs 50 pounds to enter, and then you have to do three things: First you've got to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Then we got a pit bull out back with an abscessed tooth, and it's up to you to yank it out. Finally, the 90-year old lady who owns this place is upstairs. If you can give her a multiple-orgasm, all the money's yours."
MacGregor was up for it.
He paid the fee and approached the hulking doorman.
With a single blow, MacGregor knocked Spike out cold.
Triumphant, MacGregor stormed out the pubs back door.
The patrons listened to the pit bull's ferocious bark for several minutes, which was followed by a series of hysterical yelps.
Bloodied, covered with dog bites, and assorted other nicks and scratches, MacGregor reentered the pub and yelled:
"Two down! Now where's that old cunt with the rotten tooth?"
Sorry...carry on.