DTF Chat Thread v.thespicemustflow

[lonestar]

Oops

[TAC]

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[Jamesman42]

Oops

That I was born?! Yeah, I didn't have a say in that.

[lonestar]

That I was born?! Yeah, I didn't have a say in that.

LOL sorry... I posted that long PR post here first by accident

[Cool Chris]

Vacation mode: Activated.  3 weeks off, heading out to Buffalo tonight, to stay at an airport hotel, early flight to Ft. Lauderdale, then set sail for 13 days on Sunday, capped off with 3 days in Barcelona.

Happy anniversary to The Jingles!

Washy Washy Happy Happy!

[jingle.boy]

Washy Washy Happy Happy!

Yup, already got that before lunch today . Just about to push back. I probably got about 20 minutes of internet left.

[TAC]

Yup, already got that before lunch today . Just about to push back. I probably got about 20 minutes of internet left.

[jingle.boy]

Back on land as of yesterday. Just sipping a coffee in Barcelona. Here for two days, then fly home on Tuesday.

[ReaperKK]

Nice Jingle! Have you been having a good time?

[jingle.boy]

Nice Jingle! Have you been having a good time?

Tits up for sure!

[JayOctavarium]

What the hell? A new chat thread? Who approves this??? I WANT TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER!

[hefdaddy42]

Jay!

[cramx3]

Not sure where to put this stupid story about me almost killing myself this morning, but here it is....

I woke up and got into the shower first thing, which is pretty common for me when I wake up.  I had just stepped into the shower and not yet put my head or body under the water.  As I step forward into the water, my tired and lazy mind decided to yawn the exact moment I stick my face under the shower head immediately filling my lungs with water.  It was perfect timing really.  I immediately was choking on it.  I couldn't speak and couldn't breathe for a bit. I finally calmed myself and was able to breathe through my nose a bit and cough out all the water.  Wheezed for another 5 minutes and then regained the ability to speak continued coughing for another 15 minutes.  So fucking stupid  I kept thinking to myself in the moment that I'd be some weird headline and stat "able adult male drowns while standing in the shower" 

[TAC]

They call that Drowning Cramx3 Style.


Glad you survived!

[cramx3]

They call that Drowning Cramx3 Style.


Glad you survived!

  thanks bud, I'm still laughing at myself

[hefdaddy42]

Jesus fuck, cram

[Stadler]

I feel sort of bad laughing at someone's misfortune, but that's kind of funny.

(Glad you're okay, though.)

[cramx3]

Nah laugh away, it's legit funny now that the moment has past.  Like how tf did that happen?  Even if I know the physical how, just like, how tired and lazy was I in that moment?  I guess I was still fairly asleep.  I'll be laughing about that moment until I can't remember things anymore.

[TAC]

Marc, did you see that Train's original bass player just died in the shower?

[cramx3]

Marc, did you see that Train's original bass player just died in the shower?

No.....

but at least after a google search, it doesn't appear to be drowning. Geeze though.

[TAC]

Marc, did you see that Train's original bass player just died in the shower?

No.....

but at least after a google search, it doesn't appear to be drowning. Geeze though.

Well, no, of course he didn't drown in the shower. Who does that? 

[cramx3]

 

[wolfking]

Wonder if he was drunk or drugged out or if it were just a tragic accident.  That's scary to think we can just fucking die taking a shower.

[hefdaddy42]

No.....

but at least after a google search, it doesn't appear to be drowning. Geeze though.



Well, no, of course he didn't drown in the shower. Who does that? 

[Stadler]

Wonder if he was drunk or drugged out or if it were just a tragic accident.  That's scary to think we can just fucking die taking a shower.

I wasn't friends with him, but a guy that was part of a golf club my friends were in came home from the bar, decided to take a shower, and slipped getting in.  He fell backward and hit the back of his neck on the corner of the vanity... wheel chair for the rest of his life.   At least that's the story I was told. 

Couple two years ago I went out my front door, thinking it was raining, but it had glazed over with ice.  My feet went out from under me, and I landed on my back.  I didn't consciously do it, but somehow my elbow was under me to cushion the blow.  We have a Ring doorbell and I was watching it on reply and the back lower part of my skull missed hitting the edge of the concrete step by centimeters.  I get chills just thinking about how random some things can be. 

(And not only that, can you believe that no one in my inconsiderate asshole family bothered to post that footage on the inter webs?!?  I could have been on Ridiculousness! Or America's Funniest Home Videos!!!!!!!!!!!  Haha!  )

[cramx3]

When I told my mother my story yesterday, the first thing she said was "you could have fallen and died" and my response was "well, I kind was already dying, but I guess if I did eventually pass out, i'd fall and maybe hit my head too."  Maybe you could have revived me from drowning (my gf was there and she does know CPR) but if I hit my head, that's game over regardless.

Funny enough, this morning, I took a moment and stared down my shower before entering, as if I was facing my arch nemesis 

[hefdaddy42]

Funny enough, this morning, I took a moment and stared down my shower before entering, as if I was facing my arch nemesis 

[Stadler]

When I told my mother my story yesterday, the first thing she said was "you could have fallen and died" and my response was "well, I kind was already dying, but I guess if I did eventually pass out, i'd fall and maybe hit my head too."  Maybe you could have revived me from drowning (my gf was there and she does know CPR) but if I hit my head, that's game over regardless.

Funny enough, this morning, I took a moment and stared down my shower before entering, as if I was facing my arch nemesis 

That's an incredibly Larry David thing to say.