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Lonestar, speaking wise.
Listen to Lonestar and trust him.
Premise (NSFW):Man likes to get his junk handled while driving on the highway. Meets a smoking hot 20-year-old chick. She asks if he is into sadism. He says he has never done it but will try with her. 4 hours later. Parking lot. Make-out session in car. Ignition. Boom. Highway. Zipper down. 80 miles per hour. Mouth on **** action. Scissors. Bad driver merging into his lane 3 feet away. She goes to snip it off. This summerDON'T CUT ME OFF
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!! THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.
Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?
LHK is beyond EPIC.
WHEN WILL YOU ADRESS MY MONKEY ARGUMENT???? NEVER???? THAT\' WHAT I FIGURED.:lol
Hope you don't mind, I borrowed your diaphragm.