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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3640 on: February 09, 2024, 07:33:42 AM »
Gondor on was fantastic.  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3641 on: February 09, 2024, 07:42:53 AM »
I assume that’s Desmond Child?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3642 on: February 09, 2024, 07:43:57 AM »
I assume that’s Desmond Child?

It sure is.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3643 on: February 09, 2024, 09:04:46 AM »
Gondor on was fantastic.  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3644 on: February 09, 2024, 11:16:57 AM »
I assume that’s Desmond Child?

It sure is.

Ah...got it.  Of course, the song got much better after JP went to work with DC.  I'll take that every day over R137.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3645 on: February 09, 2024, 01:23:31 PM »
I've done the "Octavarium thing" (though not with that song) in the car with my daughter.  She learned her lesson; now I'm limited to a set time and as many songs as I can fit in. :)

The last one took a half a second to register, but is very funny. Harsh, but funny!

The real cheat is to use the 6DOIT song from Score, get the full version in one track  :lol and that almost got me kicked out of a bar in college doing that with the dollar internet jukebox.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3646 on: February 12, 2024, 05:27:52 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3647 on: February 12, 2024, 10:44:14 AM »
Eh??
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3648 on: February 12, 2024, 10:56:33 AM »
i lol'd
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3649 on: February 12, 2024, 11:34:07 AM »
Eh??

Razing people who pick on her carbon footprint to get to thr syperbowl.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #3650 on: February 12, 2024, 02:09:35 PM »
Eh??

Razing people who pick on her carbon footprint to get to thr syperbowl.

And, again....  Eh?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3651 on: February 12, 2024, 02:46:40 PM »
It's funny! :lol.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3653 on: February 12, 2024, 03:54:04 PM »
It might be if I understood it.   :)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3654 on: February 12, 2024, 04:42:52 PM »
It might be if I understood it.   :)

It's just saying she's a pretentious bitch.

I swear, the media hype over here about her and this whole thing has been excruciating.  I mean, I saw one headline saying, 'Taylor Swift will watch the Superbowl before flying out to Australia.'  Makes me sick.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3655 on: February 12, 2024, 04:49:28 PM »
Not me. Too many people are up in arms because She flew from a show in Tokyo to the Super Bowl. And they're all upset about her carbon footprint.  So the joke is she took a jet from the booth at the game down to the field. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3656 on: February 12, 2024, 04:57:53 PM »
Not me. Too many people are up in arms because She flew from a show in Tokyo to the Super Bowl. And they're all upset about her carbon footprint.  So the joke is she took a jet from the booth at the game down to the field.

Oh, I don't give a fuck about that.  I'm just fucking sick of hearing about her and the bitch hasn't even come to the country yet.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3657 on: February 13, 2024, 10:03:09 AM »
"Bitch"? That's pretty distasteful.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3658 on: February 13, 2024, 10:38:33 AM »
Agreed.  By all accounts, she's actually a very nice person.  It absolutely is not her fault that the media is all nuts about her.

Also, what country is she supposed to come to?  The Superb Owl was played in the U.S., and she was here.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3659 on: February 13, 2024, 10:54:50 AM »
Kade lives in Australia.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3660 on: February 13, 2024, 10:58:59 AM »
Yeah, but we don't hold that against him.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3661 on: February 13, 2024, 11:24:01 AM »
"Bitch"? That's pretty distasteful.

So, coming from Kade, "cunt" would've been better.   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3662 on: February 13, 2024, 11:31:05 AM »
Yeah, I choose to take it as an Aussie term of endearment.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3663 on: February 13, 2024, 11:32:39 AM »
"Bitch"? That's pretty distasteful.

So, coming from Kade, "cunt" would've been better.   :lol

Haha, true that.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3664 on: February 13, 2024, 01:20:40 PM »
Fair point. Maybe it's okay in Australia. It's not something we'd feel too comfortable saying here in the UK these days.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3665 on: February 13, 2024, 06:27:36 PM »
 :lol I apologise if I offended.  Thought I was toning it down.

Agreed.  By all accounts, she's actually a very nice person.  It absolutely is not her fault that the media is all nuts about her.

Alright, fair enough, she gets a pass, I'm sure she's fine, the media are the cunts then!  Is that better?!  ;D
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« Reply #3666 on: February 13, 2024, 06:28:54 PM »
Wait, is she the one that writes every song about an ex boyfriend or something?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3667 on: February 13, 2024, 06:29:01 PM »
That jet picture got a chuckle out of me.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3668 on: February 13, 2024, 06:30:35 PM »
Fair point. Maybe it's okay in Australia. It's not something we'd feel too comfortable saying here in the UK these days.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3669 on: February 13, 2024, 06:33:44 PM »
That jet picture got a chuckle out of me.
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« Reply #3670 on: February 13, 2024, 06:39:06 PM »
Kade. Call me a cunt anytime. Just remember. I'm the cunt that fucks you up.
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« Reply #3671 on: February 13, 2024, 06:40:06 PM »
Kade. Call me a cunt anytime. Just remember. I'm the cunt that fucks you up.

CRIKEY!!!  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3672 on: February 13, 2024, 06:42:30 PM »
You know it!   :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3673 on: February 15, 2024, 06:44:11 AM »


Spare a thought today.
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« Reply #3674 on: February 15, 2024, 10:45:05 AM »
Or...really...any day.
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