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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3360 on: December 12, 2023, 03:30:38 PM »
Adam Driver. He's been in a ton of movies. Maybe you've seen him in something else.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3361 on: December 12, 2023, 04:26:43 PM »
Yes. He played their son in a newer Star Wars movie. He's a famous actor.

I didn't see anything after The Empire Strikes Back, and even that, I've only seen once...at the drive In with my parents lol

Same, Star Wars sucks.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3362 on: December 12, 2023, 04:33:00 PM »
Adam Driver. He's been in a ton of movies. Maybe you've seen him in something else.

No clue who that is.



Yes. He played their son in a newer Star Wars movie. He's a famous actor.

I didn't see anything after The Empire Strikes Back, and even that, I've only seen once...at the drive In with my parents lol

Same, Star Wars sucks.

Well, the original movie is great, but I don't have any interest in following the story after that.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3363 on: December 12, 2023, 04:40:59 PM »
In your defense, I didn't know who that kid was, or who Adam Driver is.

I don't even remember seeing the original, I think I fell asleep during it.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3364 on: December 12, 2023, 05:13:53 PM »
That's because you bruhs live in a prison hot box for your takes. I stilllove you both. Lol
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« Reply #3365 on: December 12, 2023, 05:46:31 PM »
Of course you don't. No one is shocked the joke is over your head. Lol

That's a famous face??

No offence Paul, but Kingshmegland is pushing me. ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3366 on: December 12, 2023, 05:48:26 PM »
No. He dug out of his own Time Capsule.  2 decades later.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #3367 on: December 13, 2023, 06:19:10 AM »
This entire page is fascinating.

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« Reply #3368 on: December 13, 2023, 08:20:56 AM »
This entire page is fascinating.

Never fear, Zydar's here.

















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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3369 on: December 13, 2023, 08:54:16 AM »
lots of lol's there - especially the bus and the OJ.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3370 on: December 13, 2023, 09:59:23 AM »
I like the first two.

And I'm pretty sure I know exactly where that bus picture was taken (It's an OCTA - Orange County Transit Authority - bus).
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« Reply #3371 on: December 13, 2023, 12:06:58 PM »
I'm still working through the OJ one...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3372 on: December 13, 2023, 01:27:39 PM »
I'm still working through the OJ one...

They’re doing a full-speed pour when the glass is ALREADY full.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3373 on: December 13, 2023, 01:51:23 PM »
Last one for me.  :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3374 on: December 13, 2023, 06:48:39 PM »
I'm still working through the OJ one...

You're not alone.


Loved the reporter and juggler ones.
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« Reply #3375 on: December 13, 2023, 07:02:32 PM »
I'm still working through the OJ one...

You bring it in your white Bronco.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3376 on: December 14, 2023, 08:40:06 AM »














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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3377 on: December 14, 2023, 09:21:08 AM »
Grilled cheese.  Been there.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3378 on: December 14, 2023, 03:27:14 PM »
Three laughs out loud:

- Glenn Close
- Grilled Cheese
- MacGyver

I felt bad but the rice one got a laugh too (just because it was so unexpected) and the "Over.", which is such a guy thing to say/do.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3379 on: December 15, 2023, 07:10:39 AM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3381 on: December 15, 2023, 08:11:04 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3382 on: December 15, 2023, 05:06:30 PM »
 :rollin :rollin
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« Reply #3383 on: December 17, 2023, 12:37:09 PM »


















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« Reply #3384 on: December 17, 2023, 01:11:04 PM »
Nice batch puppies.   :tup
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3385 on: December 17, 2023, 01:50:59 PM »
I'm stealing the lungs, penis one. Lol
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« Reply #3386 on: December 17, 2023, 02:27:08 PM »
Am I racist for not getting the 'black text' one? Or xenophobic for not getting the Australian one?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3387 on: December 17, 2023, 02:29:08 PM »
Am I racist for not getting the 'black text' one? Or xenophobic for not getting the Australian one?

Close!

You’re sexist for not getting the black text one and antisemitic for not getting the Australian one.

Or maybe you’re transphobic for both. I lost track.

But don’t worry. At least it’s not racism or xenophobia.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3388 on: December 17, 2023, 02:29:50 PM »
Am I racist for not getting the 'black text' one? Or xenophobic for not getting the Australian one?

I didn't get the black text one, but in Australia, after dinner, they ask the waiter, "Check, mate?".

And I don't know what xenophobic means.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3389 on: December 17, 2023, 04:26:48 PM »
It's funny as I don't think the term 'check' is used all that often over here.  Or maybe that's just me.  I normally use the term 'bill.'  'Can, I fix the bill up now.....mate.'
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3390 on: December 17, 2023, 05:45:17 PM »
And I don't know what xenophobic means.

Prejudice against people from other countries.

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« Reply #3391 on: December 17, 2023, 05:57:02 PM »
I like the stuffed one. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #3392 on: December 17, 2023, 06:06:54 PM »
Am I racist for not getting the 'black text' one? Or xenophobic for not getting the Australian one?

I didn't get the black text one,

That Drake meme is when doing two things the exact opposite.  One way Drake ain't happy; the other way... happy.  Ergo "using white text" is the caption in the 2nd panel.
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« Reply #3393 on: December 17, 2023, 06:48:53 PM »
I love the silence is stressing me out one. I FEEL that one.

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« Reply #3394 on: December 17, 2023, 08:08:24 PM »
In the chess one, the white king is moving to put black into stalemate, not checkmate.