And I promise to love, honor and cherish you as long as:
you always take out the trash, put the toilet seat down, give up watching sports, rub my feet every night, never look at another woman, don't be jealous or possessive, no man-cave, no poker nights, forsake video games, NO MAKIE SAMICHES, movie watching ratio will be 4.25 dramas per each action or comedy, no run-on sentences, let me initiate sex on my schedule and don't get mad when I call out “Zydar” during,.... and above all no Metal and definitely NO Prog