Re: the total number of cases:
- China lies. I'm sorry, I know Trump lies and Pelosi lies and Putin lies and The Lady Lies, but China lies.
- We also have the third largest population on the planet. Even factoring for what the response SHOULD have been we were going to have cases. Our mortality rate, though, is NOT number one. Last I checked - three minutes ago - it was 30 based on percentage of population and 22 based on mortality rate (as a percentage). This isn't a dick-swinging contest, but since we're taking the opportunity to bash entire countries, I thought a little context was in order.
Re: the greatest country on earth:
- We also have Kiss, "Archer", Mark Harmon, and hamburgers. Again, context.