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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1785 on: March 29, 2020, 08:40:37 AM »
The USA is the greatest country on Earth

what the hell does this even mean? :lol

I think it means that if you were to rank every country on earth by greatness, The USA would be number one.
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1786 on: March 29, 2020, 08:44:33 AM »
The USA is the greatest country on Earth

what the hell does this even mean? :lol

I think it means that if you were to rank every country on earth by greatness, The USA would be number one.

Haha, yeah, not sure how the meaning of that is unclear. :lol :lol :lol

I don't want to sit here and litigate what country is the best in the world (which is essentially a prick-waving contest), but for as much wrong as we have in our country right now, there are still millions trying to come here to make it their home.  Is there any other country in the world where that happens with the same kind of volume?

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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1787 on: March 29, 2020, 08:47:38 AM »
 :rollin Why do I have a sudden urge to post Jeff Daniels / The Newsroom right now?

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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1788 on: March 29, 2020, 08:48:29 AM »
The USA is the greatest country on Earth
[citation needed]
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« Reply #1789 on: March 29, 2020, 08:50:02 AM »
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1790 on: March 29, 2020, 08:55:13 AM »
The USA is the greatest country on Earth
[citation needed]
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1791 on: March 29, 2020, 09:01:34 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1793 on: March 29, 2020, 09:18:23 AM »
The USA is the greatest country on Earth
[citation needed]
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1794 on: March 29, 2020, 10:23:49 AM »
The USA is the greatest country on Earth
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1795 on: March 29, 2020, 10:39:15 AM »
The USA is the greatest country on Earth

what the hell does this even mean? :lol

I think it means that if you were to rank every country on earth by greatness, The USA would be number one.

Well we're certainly #1 in total and new Covid-19 cases.

Oh, and millahh :clap:
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1796 on: March 29, 2020, 10:51:59 AM »
At this rate, NY alone is going to surpass China in total cases.
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« Reply #1797 on: March 29, 2020, 11:03:15 AM »
Spain will surpass China in total cases tomorrow, and Italy is 1 or 2 days away from 100K. 3, if something starts to improve.
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« Reply #1798 on: March 29, 2020, 11:06:38 AM »
Are we at the point now where we really need to be legit discussing locking down major cities? 
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1799 on: March 29, 2020, 11:10:01 AM »
Damn, NY is just getting fucking hammered.

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« Reply #1800 on: March 29, 2020, 11:26:14 AM »
The USA is the greatest country on Earth

what the hell does this even mean? :lol

If I need to explain the meaning of this, you should consider contacting your local school officials and asking for a refund.

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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1801 on: March 29, 2020, 11:40:18 AM »
The USA is the greatest country on Earth

what the hell does this even mean? :lol

If I need to explain the meaning of this, you should consider contacting your local school officials and asking for a refund.
That is quite enough of that shit.

This is a forum with many international members. No need for any pseudo-patriotic shenanigans or insults here.
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1802 on: March 29, 2020, 11:59:05 AM »
I'm quite surprised that we have so few deaths from Covid-19 in Sweden.
We had our first death on the 11th of March and have slowly gone up to the current toll of 110
The most deaths were a few days ago, 18 people died in a day but it did not rise as expected. Today we had 8 new deaths.

Hopefully it can stay like this but probably it will start to rise when people travel around the country for the easter break (against the advice from the authorities).

Myself.... I stay put at home, working from home and avoiding as much contact with others as I can.

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« Reply #1803 on: March 29, 2020, 12:06:30 PM »
I saw a tweet a bit ago and can't find it now, but it said something along the lines of "It took one month to go from 1 to 1000 deaths in the US, but only 48 hours to go from 1000 to 2000 deaths."

Cuomo said they expect the apex to be in about 10-14 days, if the cases double every three days or so as we are seeing, that's 1 million confirmed cases at the predicted apex.  Deaths will be over 10k by then as well. 

Now there's talks about a hard shut down of NYC/CT/NJ areas.  Going to get crazy if they start enforcing people to stay at home.  Our NJ governor tweeted about people having "corona parties" wtf is wrong with people.

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« Reply #1804 on: March 29, 2020, 12:08:57 PM »
I'm quite surprised that we have so few deaths from Covid-19 in Sweden.
We had our first death on the 11th of March and have slowly gone up to the current toll of 110
The most deaths were a few days ago, 18 people died in a day but it did not rise as expected. Today we had 8 new deaths.

Hopefully it can stay like this but probably it will start to rise when people travel around the country for the easter break (against the advice from the authorities).

Myself.... I stay put at home, working from home and avoiding as much contact with others as I can.


Indeed. Given how comparatively lax the measures here are I'm surprised the growth rate is as low as it is.
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1805 on: March 29, 2020, 03:57:28 PM »
Who could have seen this coming? Oh yeah, pretty much everyone.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/29/us/politics/coronavirus-liberty-university-falwell.html
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« Reply #1806 on: March 30, 2020, 01:19:00 AM »
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Our NJ governor tweeted about people having "corona parties" wtf is wrong with people.

Who could have seen this coming?

Isn't it obvious?

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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1807 on: March 30, 2020, 06:32:29 AM »
The greed of capitalism has escalated.  $4+ for Starbucks coffees; $250 for concert tickets; triple digits for sporting event tickets.  We buy for and pay for things that we really shouldn't.  I think far too many things that should be luxuries are viewed as necessities by many.

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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1808 on: March 30, 2020, 06:33:35 AM »
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« Reply #1809 on: March 30, 2020, 06:52:59 AM »
I'm quite surprised that we have so few deaths from Covid-19 in Sweden.
We had our first death on the 11th of March and have slowly gone up to the current toll of 110
The most deaths were a few days ago, 18 people died in a day but it did not rise as expected. Today we had 8 new deaths.

Hopefully it can stay like this but probably it will start to rise when people travel around the country for the easter break (against the advice from the authorities).

Myself.... I stay put at home, working from home and avoiding as much contact with others as I can.


Indeed. Given how comparatively lax the measures here are I'm surprised the growth rate is as low as it is.

Well, I guess the shit starts to hit the swedish fan now.... 36 death in the last day

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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1810 on: March 30, 2020, 07:03:04 AM »
What's everyone going to do with their money?

I'm going to stick it in savings until all of this blows over just in case I lose my job somewhere along the line. Then it will likely go into my vacation fund.

Probably stick into my FX account, i've had a massive return so far so I'll probably just through it in there for more margin.

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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1811 on: March 30, 2020, 07:52:29 AM »
Re: the total number of cases:

- China lies.  I'm sorry, I know Trump lies and Pelosi lies and Putin lies and The Lady Lies, but China lies. 
- We also have the third largest population on the planet.   Even factoring for what the response SHOULD have been we were going to have cases.  Our mortality rate, though, is NOT number one.  Last I checked - three minutes ago - it was 30 based on percentage of population and 22 based on mortality rate (as a percentage).  This isn't a dick-swinging contest, but since we're taking the opportunity to bash entire countries, I thought a little context was in order.   

Re: the greatest country on earth:
- We also have Kiss, "Archer", Mark Harmon, and hamburgers.  Again, context.   

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« Reply #1812 on: March 30, 2020, 07:55:08 AM »
Stads, I completely agree with one thing you said, which might have been the crux of your entire point.

Mark Harmon is awesome.
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1813 on: March 30, 2020, 07:56:11 AM »
But you don't have Margot Robbie.  Ergo, Australia #1.
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Re: Coronavirus
« Reply #1814 on: March 30, 2020, 07:56:58 AM »
Re: the greatest country on earth:
- We also have Kiss, "Archer", Mark Harmon, and hamburgers.  Again, context.

He said 'greatest' not 'worst.' Even the hamburger; order a cheeseburger, you wimp.  :)
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« Reply #1815 on: March 30, 2020, 08:02:43 AM »
But you don't have Margot Robbie.  Ergo, Australia #1.

This is now the second time I got schooled on the "America is great" argument.  Dammit.

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« Reply #1816 on: March 30, 2020, 08:05:58 AM »
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« Reply #1817 on: March 30, 2020, 08:15:59 AM »
But you don't have Margot Robbie.  Ergo, Australia #1.

I believe the proper response to this post is...

Checkmate.

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