Dear people in the control room
Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to work. Mixing and editing requires listening, which is difficult when you're repeating the same jokes and enquiries that every studio engineer in the world has heard from people who have never been in a studio before. I know that you don't know how to use all this equipment, that's why you aren't a sound engineer. I gathered that information when I first met you, you didn't need to tell me. Just go and talk somewhere else so I can actually do my job before the deadline comes. Also stop drinking in here, you wouldn't drink and smoke in a fucking shop or office. That is why your band/music is absolute dildos that no-one other than your closest friends and family feign giving a shit about.
Lots of love
Rob