Official food thread v. Jingle.star

[wolfking]

Whenever I get a hankerin' for Ice Cream, I usually just drink a gallon of milk instead

You drink 4 litres of milk in one sitting?!

[Jamesman42]

Whole milk is the best besides some water.

Beverage ranking time (top 5 edition)

Water
Whole Milk
Whiskey
Unsweet tea
Coffee (with cream)

[Metro]

Milk is an ingredient. Not a beverage.

My bones are very weak

[El Barto]

So do I. I got a 10" Victorinox serrated bread knife that handles a decent wad of my prep load, the thing is a beast. 10 years old and it still kicks ass.

I'm fond of my Victorinoxes, but I suck at sharpening. The one I've got that's closing on 10 has a pronounced curve that isn't supposed to be there. It's turned from a santoku to a chef's knife. Not me sharpening it, but having a professional do it.

[faizoff]

So do I. I got a 10" Victorinox serrated bread knife that handles a decent wad of my prep load, the thing is a beast. 10 years old and it still kicks ass.

I haven't tried a bread knife for prep work but I can see it doing really well. Love Victorinox knives.

I was referring to the cheese knife like this, works wonders for tomatoes and any soft fruit or vegetable.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

You drink 4 litres of milk in one sitting?!

yes

[Jamesman42]

Milk is an ingredient. Not a beverage.

My bones are very weak

This is me reading your post with strong bones.

[TAC]

Whenever I get a hankerin' for Ice Cream, I usually just drink a gallon of milk instead

That's a lot of fucking Oreos.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

That's a lot of fucking Oreos.

You're telling me!

[hefdaddy42]

yes

The fuck is wrong with you

[cramx3]

I'm such a noob with knives. I need serrated knives when cutting vegetables. I know sharp and technique, but I never learned.

Not much of a knife person myself.  I bought an Oneida set like 8 years ago and still works fine.  I don't even think I've sharpened them once.

[lonestar]

My complete set...

10" fujitake Chef
8" miyabi chef
10" Victorinox serrated
8" Victorinox offset serrated
10" Messermeister granton edged slicer (best fish knive around for the money)
10" Victorinox chef
8" henkel straight filet flexible
7" Victorinox curved boning, firm
8" basic chef (traveling knives)
8" Victorinox veg cleaver
4" henkel pairing
3 4" pairing, cheap
7" henkel sankotou

Of course the pride of my kit is my set of 4 high end star wars plating spoons

[jingle.boy]

My complete set...

10" fujitake Chef
8" miyabi chef
10" Victorinox serrated
8" Victorinox offset serrated
10" Victorinox chef
8" henkel straight filet flexible
7" Victorinox curved boning, firm
8" basic chef (traveling knives)
8" Victorinox veg cleaver
4" henkel pairing
3 4" pairing, cheap
7" henkel sankotou

Of course the pride of my kit is my set of 4 high end star wars plating spoons

Not your Mjolnir meat tenderizer??

[Adami]

Not your Mjolnir meat tenderizer??

Is that what he's calling it now?

[lonestar]

Not your Mjolnir meat tenderizer??

As much as I adore it, the Star Wars spoons are just glorious.

[axeman90210]

I have to say, I've been very happy with that Henckels set that you recommended when I was first stocking my kitchen RJ.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

The fuck is wrong with you

Ice cream is just melted Milk so may as well eat it the way it ends up in your stomach

[Adami]

Ice cream is just melted Milk so may as well eat it the way it ends up in your stomach

Nothing you said makes any sense.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

Nothing you said makes any sense.

Well your stomach is a bit warmer than room temperature, so it would melt the ice cream. Rather than expose your stomach lining to radiant cold from the melting ice cream you could just drink milk and have the same effect without the stomach freeze

[Adami]

Well your stomach is a bit warmer than room temperature, so it would melt the ice cream. Rather than expose your stomach lining to radiant cold from the melting ice cream you could just drink milk and have the same effect without the stomach freeze

I think you mixed up milk and ice cream. And milk isn't melted ice cream. 

I gotta say, this might not be the thread for a guy who sees food solely as a way of consuming necessary nutrients as quickly as possible.

[wolfking]

yes

Yeah right.

[wolfking]

Well your stomach is a bit warmer than room temperature, so it would melt the ice cream. Rather than expose your stomach lining to radiant cold from the melting ice cream you could just drink milk and have the same effect without the stomach freeze

Same effect?

[TAC]

Well your stomach is a bit warmer than room temperature, so it would melt the ice cream. Rather than expose your stomach lining to radiant cold from the melting ice cream you could just drink milk and have the same effect without the stomach freeze

I can't recall ever having a stomach freeze, and you'll have to let me know when they make cookie dough milk.

[wolfking]

I can't recall ever having a stomach freeze, and you'll have to let me know when they make cookie dough milk.

Cookies and Cream/Cookie Dough whatever we all call it is one of my go to ice cream flavours too.  You can't go wrong.

I enjoy milk, but there is simply no 'same effect' or enjoyment of drinking a glass of fucking milk compared to a bowl of amazing premium ice cream.  Madness.

[King Postwhore]

Stomach freeze?  You pansies.   Brain freeze yes.  Vagina, eh, stomach freeze, no.

[TAC]

Stomach freeze?  You pansies.   Brain freeze yes.  Vagina, eh, stomach freeze, no.

You have a frozen vagina?

[King Postwhore]

No. Crotch rot. Pussy.  Lol

[wolfking]

The food thread has taken a quick very unexpected and unpleasant turn. 

[King Postwhore]

 

[Jamesman42]

Well, like all food and threads on DTF, it's gone to shit.

[faizoff]

Things can get a bit nutty here in DTF land.

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

Stomach freeze?  You pansies.   Brain freeze yes.  Vagina, eh, stomach freeze, no.

I'm a dude but I ain't ever heard of penis freeze. Unless you ate a cold apple that was so cold the freezing frost went from your teeth to your penis? What's vagina freeze like though, pray tell?

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

I enjoy milk,

I'm glad we agree

[TheHoveringSojourn808]

I can't recall ever having a stomach freeze, and you'll have to let me know when they make cookie dough milk.

It's an awful sensation, hence the milk workaround for ice cream. I'll keep an eye out for cookie dough flavored milk. Have you had banana nesquik? It's sort of the same thing

[King Postwhore]

I'm a dude but I ain't ever heard of penis freeze. Unless you ate a cold apple that was so cold the freezing frost went from your teeth to your penis? What's vagina freeze like though, pray tell?

Denise limp, yea.  But Freeze?  No way.