Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 167604 times)

The Texas Pirate! · « **Reply #980 on:** February 04, 2011, 01:09:34 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on February 03, 2011, 08:35:51 PM

Quote from: bösk1 on February 03, 2011, 07:26:47 PM
Did...Did you just disrespect bacon? I mean...that's even worse than disrespecting Egypt. You just can't get away with that.
I think you know what to do, boss.

Should I round up a posse?
I'm a thinkin' a lynchin' is in order, fer this fella'.
Y'all give a holler, and I'll string 'im up on the yard arm.

EPICVIEW · « **Reply #981 on:** February 04, 2011, 09:48:16 AM »

Im baconless...lost and confused...

Chino · « **Reply #982 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:00:27 AM »

If you had to choose between never having sex again, or never eating bacon again, which would you choose?

EPICVIEW · « **Reply #983 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:24:39 AM »

Quote from: Chino on February 04, 2011, 10:00:27 AM

If you had to choose between never having sex again, or never eating bacon again, which would you choose?

can I drink bacon from a blender?

The Texas Pirate! · « **Reply #984 on:** February 04, 2011, 08:17:45 PM »

Quote from: Chino on February 04, 2011, 10:00:27 AM

If you had to choose between never having sex again, or never eating bacon again, which would you choose?

Does that include sex with bacon wrapped fowls?

kala1928 · « **Reply #985 on:** February 05, 2011, 06:09:38 AM »

I watched the epic mealtime bacon sushi thingy video and for like 15 minutes I've had the smell of bacon inside my nouse although there hasn't been any bacon in the house for atleast a week.

lonestar · « **Reply #986 on:** February 05, 2011, 11:47:30 AM »

Quote from: kala1928 on February 05, 2011, 06:09:38 AM

I watched the epic mealtime bacon sushi thingy video and for like 15 minutes I've had the smell of bacon inside my nouse although there hasn't been any bacon in the house for atleast a week.

There are certain spiritual qualities of bacon that will never be understood.

The Texas Pirate! · « **Reply #987 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:06:58 PM »

www.seriouseats.com/2008/04/bacon-bra-brassie...

emindead · « **Reply #988 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:09:55 PM »

Yesterday I had a hamburger with cheese and bacon. Tasty.

Yet again, bacon is overrated.

LCArenas · « **Reply #989 on:** February 05, 2011, 08:39:27 PM »

Quote from: emindead on February 05, 2011, 04:09:55 PM

Yet again, bacon is overrated.

Explain yourself. NAO

The Texas Pirate! · « **Reply #990 on:** February 06, 2011, 02:27:54 AM »

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #991 on:** February 12, 2011, 08:20:38 AM »

https://www.uncrate.com/men/body/health-fitness/bacon-toothpaste/

Yes, bacon-flavored toothpaste.

DarkLord_Lalinc · « **Reply #992 on:** February 12, 2011, 08:48:01 AM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on February 12, 2011, 08:20:38 AM

https://www.uncrate.com/men/body/health-fitness/bacon-toothpaste/

Yes, bacon-flavored toothpaste.

carl320 · « **Reply #993 on:** February 12, 2011, 10:20:06 AM »

I had a vegetarian omelet yesterday and got weird looks when I asked for bacon on it.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #994 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:31:27 AM »

Quote from: carl320 on February 12, 2011, 10:20:06 AM

I had a vegetarian omelet yesterday and got weird looks when I asked for bacon on it.

Well, yeah.

jsem · « **Reply #995 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:50:44 AM »

Vegetarian omelet?

Fail.

Ħ · « **Reply #996 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:59:57 AM »

Western Bacon $6 burger or Guacamole Bacon?

lonestar · « **Reply #997 on:** February 12, 2011, 12:00:49 PM »

Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 06, 2011, 02:27:54 AM

Bosk, we need code for this one.

Chino · « **Reply #998 on:** February 12, 2011, 07:28:58 PM »

Quote from: emindead on February 05, 2011, 04:09:55 PM

Yet again, bacon is overrated.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #999 on:** February 12, 2011, 07:34:37 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on February 12, 2011, 12:00:49 PM

Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 06, 2011, 02:27:54 AM

Bosk, we need code for this one.

:lonestard ?

lonestar · « **Reply #1000 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:36:41 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 12, 2011, 07:34:37 PM

Quote from: lonestar on February 12, 2011, 12:00:49 PM
Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 06, 2011, 02:27:54 AM

Bosk, we need code for this one.

:lonestard ?

I'm cool with that.

lonestar · « **Reply #1001 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:47:16 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on February 12, 2011, 11:36:41 PM

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 12, 2011, 07:34:37 PM
Quote from: lonestar on February 12, 2011, 12:00:49 PM
Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 06, 2011, 02:27:54 AM

Bosk, we need code for this one.

:lonestard ?
I'm cool with that.

Bumped so bosk can see cool emote and add it to the list, if he cares to do so.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #1002 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:57:17 PM »

For one the NFL playoff games, we wrapped Lil Smokies in bacon, rolled them in brown sugar and baked them. Awesome.

Chino · « **Reply #1003 on:** February 15, 2011, 01:53:58 PM »

Whyare there no bacon flavored candies? There is strawberry, rasberry, blueberry, watermelon, kiwi.... but no bacon. What gives?!

Kosmo · « **Reply #1004 on:** February 15, 2011, 02:41:43 PM »

Someone mentioned bacon tasting toothpaste and i gagged.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #1005 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:25:13 AM »

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1006 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:00:06 PM »

The most demotivating thing about that poster is how "which" is spelled incorrectly. I mean, "wich" doesn't even look right.

EPICVIEW · « **Reply #1007 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:03:07 PM »

so hungry Id eat raw bacon...and be very happy

antigoon · « **Reply #1008 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:05:03 PM »

I made an omlette with bacon for breakfast

EPICVIEW · « **Reply #1009 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:15:32 PM »

Quote from: antigoon on February 16, 2011, 01:05:03 PM

I made an omlette with bacon for breakfast

show off

The Texas Pirate! · « **Reply #1010 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:30:55 PM »

Bacon, oh, bacon
You wonderful thing!
The tigers and lions
All rise and sing!

The grease that comes
From your rich loins
Are an unequal sum
To millions of coins.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner
Teatime, bartime, late night too!
Every meal is a winner
And more enjoyable with you!

Wrapped on scallops,
Or in Korean stew
Nothing makes me gallop
More than you!

Clogging my arteries and veins
With your beautiful juice!
You drive me insane
Like a bull cut loose!

No matter how filthy you originally are
No care to what anyone else thinks
Bacon is the shining star
That kicks the ass of sausage links!!

bosk1 · « **Reply #1011 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:38:29 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on February 15, 2011, 12:47:16 PM

Quote from: lonestar on February 12, 2011, 11:36:41 PM
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 12, 2011, 07:34:37 PM
Quote from: lonestar on February 12, 2011, 12:00:49 PM
Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 06, 2011, 02:27:54 AM

Bosk, we need code for this one.

:lonestard ?
I'm cool with that.
Bumped so bosk can see cool emote and add it to the list, if he cares to do so.

Oh, I added it some time ago. Now it's just up to you to find it.

lonestar · « **Reply #1012 on:** February 16, 2011, 01:59:42 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on February 16, 2011, 01:38:29 PM

Quote from: lonestar on February 15, 2011, 12:47:16 PM
Quote from: lonestar on February 12, 2011, 11:36:41 PM
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 12, 2011, 07:34:37 PM
Quote from: lonestar on February 12, 2011, 12:00:49 PM
Quote from: The Texas Pirate! on February 06, 2011, 02:27:54 AM

Bosk, we need code for this one.

:lonestard ?
I'm cool with that.
Bumped so bosk can see cool emote and add it to the list, if he cares to do so.

Oh, I added it some time ago. Now it's just up to you to find it.

I wonder how much Sciopath will charge me for the code.

bosk1 · « **Reply #1013 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:04:10 PM »

I should change the code to :katcoraisadumbass:

lonestar · « **Reply #1014 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:05:57 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on February 16, 2011, 02:04:10 PM

I should change the code to :katcoraisadumbass:

A buddy of mine used to work for her, says she's a total bitch.

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Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 167604 times)

Kosmo