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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #945 on: January 25, 2011, 01:13:05 PM »
Quote from: HarlequinForest on January 25, 2011, 01:09:35 PM
Bacon is good, but it's too thin to be filling in reasonable amounts, and reasonable amounts just leave me wanting more.  It works well to compliment other foods, but I significantly prefer it by itself.  It's a frustrating food, to me.
Try double cut bacon.  And bacon is like sex, it's only frustrating because you can never, ever, get enough of it.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #946 on: January 25, 2011, 01:48:46 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on January 25, 2011, 01:13:05 PM
Quote from: HarlequinForest on January 25, 2011, 01:09:35 PM
Bacon is good, but it's too thin to be filling in reasonable amounts, and reasonable amounts just leave me wanting more.  It works well to compliment other foods, but I significantly prefer it by itself.  It's a frustrating food, to me.
Try double cut bacon.  And bacon is like sex, it's only frustrating because you can never, ever, get enough of it.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #947 on: January 26, 2011, 11:51:05 AM »
Last night I made a batch of pulled pork with Jack Daniels No.7 sauce. Put all that on a nice ciabatta loaf with some cheddar. Just for the hell of it I threw on a couple strips (meaning like 7) of maple bacon.... OMG
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #948 on: January 26, 2011, 01:11:11 PM »
I had bacon for breakfast, steak slice and BLT sandwich for lunch, and i'm gonna have steak burgers for dinner.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #949 on: January 26, 2011, 01:11:29 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #950 on: January 28, 2011, 08:46:49 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #951 on: January 28, 2011, 09:36:38 PM »
It is impossible to resist its power. :hefdaddy
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #952 on: January 29, 2011, 02:29:23 PM »
Quote from: carl320 on January 28, 2011, 08:46:49 PM
Bacon: Turning vegetarians into carnivores

https://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2011/01/28/133304206/why-bacon-is-a-gateway-to-meat-for-vegetarians?sc=fb&cc=fp
That scientist.. a fellow swede.. a fellow bacon fanatic.. epicness
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #953 on: January 29, 2011, 02:32:48 PM »
Thanks to all the culinary advice from lonestar in both this thread and the "How do you like your steak" thread, I was able to make a steak in the manner I now dub "A la Lonestar": Take bacon grease and melt it in a skillet, along with bacon crumbs. Season steak with spices (I used traditional Montreal steak spice) and on high heat sear the steak on both sides. Then, lowing heat, cook steak to a perfect medium rare. Remove steak, and pour bacon/steak juices over it.

Eat, orgasm.

That is all.

Props go to lonestar whose genius aided me in making steak and bacon come together in a beautiful orgy of flavor.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2011, 02:39:14 PM by Space Invader »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #954 on: January 29, 2011, 03:12:11 PM »
Quote from: Space Invader on January 29, 2011, 02:32:48 PM
Thanks to all the culinary advice from lonestar in both this thread and the "How do you like your steak" thread, I was able to make a steak in the manner I now dub "A la Lonestar": Take bacon grease and melt it in a skillet, along with bacon crumbs. Season steak with spices (I used traditional Montreal steak spice) and on high heat sear the steak on both sides. Then, lowing heat, cook steak to a perfect medium rare. Remove steak, and pour bacon/steak juices over it.

Eat, orgasm.

That is all.

Props go to lonestar whose genius aided me in making steak and bacon come together in a beautiful orgy of flavor.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #955 on: January 30, 2011, 10:33:21 AM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #956 on: January 30, 2011, 11:53:17 AM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #957 on: January 30, 2011, 02:24:46 PM »
Quote from: tick on January 30, 2011, 10:33:21 AM

I don't know whether to eat it or hump the shit out of it.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #958 on: January 30, 2011, 08:37:40 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #959 on: January 31, 2011, 07:37:25 PM »
A friend of mine challenged me to be vegan for the month of February. :(

Thank God February has the least amount of days in a month.

I'm going to eat all the precious little pigs and cows I can tonight.  They died for ME and I'm not gonna say no to that.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #960 on: January 31, 2011, 07:39:22 PM »
Quote from: BrotherH on January 31, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
A friend of mine challenged me to be vegan for the month of February. :(

Thank God February has the least amount of days in a month.

I'm going to eat all the precious little pigs and cows I can tonight.  They died for ME and I'm not gonna say no to that.
A friend who wants to deny you bacon for a month is no friend at all.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #961 on: January 31, 2011, 07:45:42 PM »
Quote from: GritKisser on January 31, 2011, 07:39:22 PM
Quote from: BrotherH on January 31, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
A friend of mine challenged me to be vegan for the month of February. :(

Thank God February has the least amount of days in a month.

I'm going to eat all the precious little pigs and cows I can tonight.  They died for ME and I'm not gonna say no to that.
A friend who wants to deny you bacon for a month is no friend at all.

Maybe said friend is just using an insidious ploy to gain even more bacon for themselves? 
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #962 on: January 31, 2011, 07:46:49 PM »
Quote from: GuineaPig on January 31, 2011, 07:45:42 PM
Quote from: GritKisser on January 31, 2011, 07:39:22 PM
Quote from: BrotherH on January 31, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
A friend of mine challenged me to be vegan for the month of February. :(

Thank God February has the least amount of days in a month.

I'm going to eat all the precious little pigs and cows I can tonight.  They died for ME and I'm not gonna say no to that.
A friend who wants to deny you bacon for a month is no friend at all.
Maybe said friend is just using an insidious ploy to gain even more bacon for themselves?  
Well, they're vegan too, so...
« Last Edit: January 31, 2011, 07:52:39 PM by BrotherH »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #963 on: January 31, 2011, 08:05:19 PM »
Quote from: BrotherH on January 31, 2011, 07:46:49 PM
Quote from: GuineaPig on January 31, 2011, 07:45:42 PM
Quote from: GritKisser on January 31, 2011, 07:39:22 PM
Quote from: BrotherH on January 31, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
A friend of mine challenged me to be vegan for the month of February. :(

Thank God February has the least amount of days in a month.

I'm going to eat all the precious little pigs and cows I can tonight.  They died for ME and I'm not gonna say no to that.
A friend who wants to deny you bacon for a month is no friend at all.
Maybe said friend is just using an insidious ploy to gain even more bacon for themselves?  
Well, they're vegan too, so...
Never be too sure...

https://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2011/01/28/133304206/why-bacon-is-a-gateway-to-meat-for-vegetarians?sc=fb&cc=fp
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #964 on: February 02, 2011, 08:01:16 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #965 on: February 02, 2011, 08:04:29 PM »
I had bacon and eggs this morning. :)
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #966 on: February 03, 2011, 06:26:34 AM »
Bacon wrapped banana fritters,
Diablito shrimps (butterflied shrimp with a creamcheese stuffed serrano pepper suffed in it wrappped with a strip of bacon) .
Bacon, Banana, and peanut butter sandwiches.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #967 on: February 03, 2011, 07:02:58 AM »


SO. TRUE.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #968 on: February 03, 2011, 03:37:01 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #969 on: February 03, 2011, 03:56:39 PM »
Why does American bacon look more like strips and English bacon more slices.  There looks like there's so much more meat on english bacon than American.  And I like my bacon pretty much flashcooked in the frying pan so its really juicy and pink.  :)
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« Reply #970 on: February 03, 2011, 04:18:17 PM »
Bacon: the Crack of the meat world. :hat
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #971 on: February 03, 2011, 04:47:52 PM »
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Bacon: the meat of the crack world. :hat


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« Reply #972 on: February 03, 2011, 04:56:51 PM »
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« Reply #973 on: February 03, 2011, 05:48:27 PM »
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« Reply #974 on: February 03, 2011, 05:57:20 PM »
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« Reply #975 on: February 03, 2011, 06:17:58 PM »
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« Reply #976 on: February 03, 2011, 07:08:20 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #977 on: February 03, 2011, 07:26:47 PM »
Did...Did you just disrespect bacon?  I mean...that's even worse than disrespecting Egypt.  You just can't get away with that.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #978 on: February 03, 2011, 08:08:36 PM »
Quote from: jonny108 on February 03, 2011, 03:56:39 PM
Why does American bacon look more like strips and English bacon more slices.  There looks like there's so much more meat on english bacon than American.  And I like my bacon pretty much flashcooked in the frying pan so its really juicy and pink.  :)
American bacon is the only bacon worth eating. Canadian bacon isn't bacon!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #979 on: February 03, 2011, 08:35:51 PM »
Quote from: bösk1 on February 03, 2011, 07:26:47 PM
Did...Did you just disrespect bacon?  I mean...that's even worse than disrespecting Egypt.  You just can't get away with that.
I think you know what to do, boss.
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