Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 167608 times)

Gorille85 · « **Reply #665 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:36:10 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on August 16, 2010, 07:30:46 PM

Isn't that how everyone likes their kittens?

Most certainly. People that claims the contrary only do that to sound cool and special.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #666 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:36:39 PM »

Bosk, for the epic posts in this thread, I will not photoshop you on this guy:

*snip*

That would just be wrong after you killed BRGM.

ADDENDUM - sorry bout that.

bosk1 · « **Reply #667 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:37:42 PM »

Quote from: dreamtheatervt on August 16, 2010, 07:36:39 PM

Bosk, for the epic posts in this thread, I will not photoshop you on this guy:

*snip*

That would just be wrong after you killed BRGM.

Many thanks. But, dude, that pic violated at least 2 forum rules. Please don't do that again.

lonestar · « **Reply #668 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:38:07 PM »

That cannot be unseen. Thanks jerk.

Thank you bosk for removing that from this epic thread

Birch Boy · « **Reply #669 on:** August 16, 2010, 08:17:14 PM »

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #670 on:** August 16, 2010, 08:21:21 PM »

Just be thankful you didn't actually see it Birch Boy. It was quite possibly the worst post in DTF history. I was so overcome by the prospect of shooping someone with it that the "DUDE, WTF ARE YOU THINKING?!?" alarm failed to register.

Now...back to the bacon. I use bacon to make my baked beans. Fry it up nice and crisp, then use the bacon fat to cook the onion...and of course, some extra bacon for eating

Birch Boy · « **Reply #671 on:** August 16, 2010, 08:22:54 PM »

Haha, I'm glad I missed it then. I also had bacon today, in a shrimp scampi.

Silver Tears · « **Reply #672 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:06:20 AM »

Just had some bacon for breakfast

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #673 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:02:04 AM »

Had some spaghetti carbonara the other day. That had bacon in it.

wolfking · « **Reply #674 on:** August 17, 2010, 06:22:02 AM »

Had a foot long sub tonight, with bacon of course.

Zydar · « **Reply #675 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:13:15 AM »

A dinner to remember
I'll never be the same
What began as bacon
Would put your mom to shame

Dr. SeaWolf · « **Reply #676 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:16:23 AM »

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on August 17, 2010, 05:02:04 AM

Had some spaghetti carbonara the other day. That had bacon in it.

That sounds incredible

bosk1 · « **Reply #677 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:16:40 AM »

The fridge was clear and frigid
The grease was thick and still
Now I'm not one to eat the whole pack
But it's so good I think I will

*interlude guitar solo*

Zydar · « **Reply #678 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:17:09 AM »

Silver Tears · « **Reply #679 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:19:28 AM »

Quote from: bösk1 on August 17, 2010, 09:16:40 AM

The fridge was clear and frigid
The grease was thick and still
Now I'm not one to eat the whole pack
But it's so good I think I will

*interlude guitar solo*

I had some pasta earlier. With bacon.

Gorille85 · « **Reply #680 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:22:51 AM »

Yesterday I ate a BLT sandwich!

Zydar · « **Reply #681 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:23:04 AM »

Quote from: Silver Tears on August 17, 2010, 09:19:28 AM

Quote from: bösk1 on August 17, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
The fridge was clear and frigid
The grease was thick and still
Now I'm not one to eat the whole pack
But it's so good I think I will

*interlude guitar solo*

I had some pasta earlier. With bacon.

That's what I'm going to have soon. And some cheese sauce.

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #682 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:25:13 AM »

Picture for a moment
The Perfect slice of pork
A flawless piece of bacon
Eclipsed by nothing more

Silver Tears · « **Reply #683 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:25:35 AM »

Oh I always have cheese with pasta. Never cheese sauce though $:-\$

LCArenas · « **Reply #684 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:44:31 AM »

An uninvited stranger
Started Eating all my pork
So I kicked his ass, cut him with a glass
And said: "You will live no more"

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #685 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:46:38 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on August 17, 2010, 09:13:15 AM

A dinner to remember
I'll never be the same
What began as bacon
Would put your mom to shame

Quote from: bösk1 on August 17, 2010, 09:16:40 AM

The fridge was clear and frigid
The grease was thick and still
Now I'm not one to eat the whole pack
But it's so good I think I will

*interlude guitar solo*

Quote from: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on August 17, 2010, 09:25:13 AM

Picture for a moment
The Perfect slice of pork
A flawless piece of bacon
Eclipsed by nothing more

Quote from: LCArenas on August 17, 2010, 09:44:31 AM

An uninvited stranger
Started Eating all my pork
So I kicked his ass, cut him with a glass
And said: "You will live no more"

ScioPath · « **Reply #686 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:50:00 AM »

think we can get the entire song by bacon day?

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #687 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:52:19 AM »

Life was so marv'lous
We were so damn stuffed
Crispy or Sloppy
Each was so damn loved

ScioPath · « **Reply #688 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:00:52 AM »

*sound effect break, depicting a scene involving a car crashing into a kitchen*

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #689 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:05:31 AM »

Without Warning
From the Stove top
Just like last night
I got scared

*This is so epic. I hope I don't end up being the only one doing this

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #690 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:09:29 AM »

Quote from: Dr. SeaWolf on August 17, 2010, 09:16:23 AM

Quote from: hefdaddy42 on August 17, 2010, 05:02:04 AM
Had some spaghetti carbonara the other day. That had bacon in it.

That sounds incredible

Why yes, it was.

ScioPath · « **Reply #691 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:15:02 AM »

Mashing Pork,
oven and meal.
Cooking fire,
Bacon fared.

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #692 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:17:12 AM »

Screams of pleasure
Happy tears
Sounds of sizzling
Smoke in my eyes

Zydar · « **Reply #693 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:18:43 AM »

My God what have I started

ScioPath · « **Reply #694 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:20:03 AM »

Suddenly; Doughnuts;
Wrapped in bacon.
No more screaming,
No more Fries.

LCArenas · « **Reply #695 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:24:01 AM »

Scooooooorched and Bewildered
Fried and well-steamed
Greeeeeaased and delicious
Served in my plate

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #696 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:25:18 AM »

Stunned and so hungry
I ate a lot
First bite was Holy
Lonestar was God

ScioPath · « **Reply #697 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:26:29 AM »

*instrumental transition*

Sitting at the table
In this bacon shakin place,
I’m greeted by the chef;
A man without a face.

He said, “Son are you a lover
Of bacon crunchy or mushy?”
And he shined a light into my eyes, he said,
“Lonestar’s restaurant is not for pussies.”

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #698 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:27:19 AM »

Quote from: ScioPath on August 17, 2010, 10:26:29 AM

Sitting at the table
In this bacon shakin place,
I’m greeted by the chef;
A man without a face.

He said, “Son are you a lover
Of bacon crunchy or mushy?”
And he shined a light into my eyes, he said,
“Lonestar’s restaurant is not for pussies.”

Zydar · « **Reply #699 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:27:58 AM »

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Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 167608 times)