Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 168673 times)

Dimitrius · « **Reply #245 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:09:52 PM »

It's 127-69!!

And I have Warner yet to play. Gore has to give like 60+ points for you to win! You're done!

bosk1 · « **Reply #246 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:30:01 PM »

Exactly. After Warner takes a bunch of sacks, coughs up a few fumbles, and throws a few int's (which is inevitable), he will easily throw up a -10 to -15. Gore is easily capable of making up the difference. If I were you, I would just concede now instead of putting yourself through the embarassment later tonight.

Dimitrius · « **Reply #247 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:38:11 PM »

Even if Warner gives me 0 points, Gore has to do 58!!

By the way, Brandon Marshall, Jamaal Charles and Quinton Ganther combined for 76 points, which is more that what you have!

bosk1 · « **Reply #248 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Dimitrius on December 14, 2009, 01:38:11 PM

Even if Warner gives me 0 points, Gore has to do 58!!

Yes, but Warner is not going to give you 0 points. He is going to give you negative points.

Dimitrius · « **Reply #249 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:43:51 PM »

So Gore is gonna give 48 to 43 points?

bosk1 · « **Reply #250 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:44:38 PM »

If he only plays the first three quarters.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #251 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:45:52 PM »

WTF is this? Keep your football D&D in the appropriate thread. Last time I checked, this thread was about BACON!!!!!!!

bosk1 · « **Reply #252 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:51:17 PM »

Dimitrius started it.

Oh, and:

Dimitrius · « **Reply #253 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:51:26 PM »

Quote from: GuitarCozmo on December 14, 2009, 01:45:52 PM

WTF is this? Keep your football D&D in the appropriate thread. Last time I checked, this thread was about BACON!!!!!!!

Football + bacon = greatest combo ever!!!

Space Invader · « **Reply #254 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:53:16 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on December 14, 2009, 01:51:17 PM

Dimitrius started it.

Oh, and:

That bacon emote makes up for all the non bacon related discussion.

Dimitrius · « **Reply #255 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:56:18 PM »

indeed!

mizzl · « **Reply #256 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:02:07 PM »

I thank the world for beer, bacon and sex with women

bosk1 · « **Reply #257 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:03:22 PM »

Nice try, but at least you can honestly say you have had bacon.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #258 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:05:26 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on December 14, 2009, 02:03:22 PM

Nice try, but at least you can honestly say have had bacon.

mizzl · « **Reply #259 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:06:59 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on December 14, 2009, 02:03:22 PM

Nice try, but at least you can honestly say you have had bacon.

Do you want me to react seriously or just ignore it?

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #260 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:24:43 PM »

lolpwnt

lonestar · « **Reply #261 on:** December 14, 2009, 02:29:14 PM »

Thank you bosk.

(BTW, Niners will kick ass, and Willis and Gore will give you the 60 + you need)

lonestar · « **Reply #262 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:15:15 PM »

So for tonights special, I think I have truly hit bacon nirvana. I made a crab salad sandwich on a sweet french roll with gouda cheese and a carmelized shallot and bacon marmalade with hints of orange and Jack Daniels. I could feel God's loving grace guiding me as I made the sauce, and gave both our cocktail servers orgasms when they tasted it. un-fucking-believable.

Dimitrius · « **Reply #263 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:51:33 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on December 14, 2009, 07:15:15 PM

So for tonights special, I think I have truly hit bacon nirvana. I made a crab salad sandwich on a sweet french roll with gouda cheese and a carmelized shallot and bacon marmalade with hints of orange and Jack Daniels. I could feel God's loving grace guiding me as I made the sauce, and gave both our cocktail servers orgasms when they tasted it. un-fucking-believable.

Goddamn!!! I have to go to your workplace just for one of the bacon delicacies!

axeman90210 · « **Reply #264 on:** December 14, 2009, 08:24:07 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on December 14, 2009, 07:15:15 PM

So for tonights special, I think I have truly hit bacon nirvana. I made a crab salad sandwich on a sweet french roll with gouda cheese and a carmelized shallot and bacon marmalade with hints of orange and Jack Daniels. I could feel God's loving grace guiding me as I made the sauce, and gave both our cocktail servers orgasms when they tasted it. un-fucking-believable.

and I'm settling in for a delicious dinner of... a Kashi frozen Sweet & Sour Chicken dinner. Damnit lonestar

lonestar · « **Reply #265 on:** December 14, 2009, 08:53:40 PM »

Quote from: axeman90210 on December 14, 2009, 08:24:07 PM

Quote from: lonestar on December 14, 2009, 07:15:15 PM
So for tonights special, I think I have truly hit bacon nirvana. I made a crab salad sandwich on a sweet french roll with gouda cheese and a carmelized shallot and bacon marmalade with hints of orange and Jack Daniels. I could feel God's loving grace guiding me as I made the sauce, and gave both our cocktail servers orgasms when they tasted it. un-fucking-believable.

and I'm settling in for a delicious dinner of... a Kashi frozen Sweet & Sour Chicken dinner. Damnit lonestar

Actually, to rub it in a little more, after tasting the crab melt, I settled on a fat ass piece of prime rib for dinner. I may get paid shit, but I eat like a king.

Space Invader · « **Reply #266 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:04:33 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on December 14, 2009, 08:53:40 PM

Quote from: axeman90210 on December 14, 2009, 08:24:07 PM
Quote from: lonestar on December 14, 2009, 07:15:15 PM
So for tonights special, I think I have truly hit bacon nirvana. I made a crab salad sandwich on a sweet french roll with gouda cheese and a carmelized shallot and bacon marmalade with hints of orange and Jack Daniels. I could feel God's loving grace guiding me as I made the sauce, and gave both our cocktail servers orgasms when they tasted it. un-fucking-believable.

and I'm settling in for a delicious dinner of... a Kashi frozen Sweet & Sour Chicken dinner. Damnit lonestar
Actually, to rub it in a little more, after tasting the crab melt, I settled on a fat ass piece of prime rib for dinner. I may get paid shit, but I eat like a king.

I both hate you and love you at the same time lonestar. It's a confusing mix of bacon induced haze, hunger and a desire to steal your job and eat your food. God bless bacon.

axeman90210 · « **Reply #267 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:07:03 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on December 14, 2009, 08:53:40 PM

Quote from: axeman90210 on December 14, 2009, 08:24:07 PM
Quote from: lonestar on December 14, 2009, 07:15:15 PM
So for tonights special, I think I have truly hit bacon nirvana. I made a crab salad sandwich on a sweet french roll with gouda cheese and a carmelized shallot and bacon marmalade with hints of orange and Jack Daniels. I could feel God's loving grace guiding me as I made the sauce, and gave both our cocktail servers orgasms when they tasted it. un-fucking-believable.

and I'm settling in for a delicious dinner of... a Kashi frozen Sweet & Sour Chicken dinner. Damnit lonestar
Actually, to rub it in a little more, after tasting the crab melt, I settled on a fat ass piece of prime rib for dinner. I may get paid shit, but I eat like a king.

I want to hate you, but I think I'll just cry into my beer instead

petrucci07 · « **Reply #268 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:25:03 PM »

BUMP

I had a double-yolked Fried egg, a slice of toast, and two rashers of bacon for breakfast this morning.
Needless to say, the bacon was dipped in the yolk.
It was fucking awesome, and all the more satisfying given that I made it myself

Chino · « **Reply #269 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:26:37 PM »

I am going to slap chop the hell out of a slice of bacon and snort it.

petrucci07 · « **Reply #270 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:27:59 PM »

Quote from: Chino on January 02, 2010, 12:26:37 PM

I am going to slap chop the hell out of a slice of bacon and snort it.

lonestar · « **Reply #271 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:29:53 PM »

All right bacon whores, I'm going to put the finishing touches on what may be one of my best dishes with bacon yet. will do the rest of work today, and will post it tommorow. I can tell you right now, it will also have duck confit, monkfish, and figs.

petrucci07 · « **Reply #272 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:31:49 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on January 02, 2010, 12:29:53 PM

All right bacon whores, I'm going to put the finishing touches on what may be one of my best dishes with bacon yet. will do the rest of work today, and will post it tommorow. I can tell you right now, it will also have duck confit, monkfish, and figs.

*reads the part about duck confit*
FUUUUUUUU-
*reads the part about monkfish*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*reads the part about figs*
...Interesting.

lonestar · « **Reply #273 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:36:28 PM »

I was just going over it in my head, and I will be using pig, duck, fish, and chicken and veal stock. Yes!!!!!!! The five animal special!!!

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #274 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:50:51 PM »

I'm a meatatarian. It's a commitment.

Volk9 · « **Reply #275 on:** January 02, 2010, 01:27:09 PM »

Sausage is better than bacon.

Just sayin.

emindead · « **Reply #276 on:** January 02, 2010, 01:38:43 PM »

The other day I was at a friends farm and we had bacon for breakfast. My heart stopped and said "thank you".

skydivingninja · « **Reply #277 on:** January 02, 2010, 01:39:11 PM »

Get out Volk.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #278 on:** January 02, 2010, 01:45:24 PM »

Quote from: emindead on January 02, 2010, 01:38:43 PM

The other day I was at a friends farm and we had bacon for breakfast. My heart stopped and said "thank you".

Expect it to keep stopping like that if you keep eating bacon.

But it doesn't matter, because it's bacon.

Volk9 · « **Reply #279 on:** January 02, 2010, 01:55:24 PM »

Quote from: skydivingninja on January 02, 2010, 01:39:11 PM

Get out Volk.

I would make a "SAUSAGE!!!!" thread, but it would just end up being a sausagefest.

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 168673 times)