RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!

[Train of Naught]

Since my special move is T-bagging grandmas, I guess you guys finally understand where I got the nickname “The Snake” from 

[Elite]

For the band alone, he deserves a perfect score around offensiveness.

That was kind of the point though, yes

I'm not sure but I was sure Alex himself sent Spandau Ballet in my roulette.

Oh, fock

[Evermind]

I'm not sure but I was sure Alex himself sent Spandau Ballet in my roulette.

Oh, fock

Yep

Indiscipline: Spandau Ballet – Through the Barricades

First impression: I think I have diabetes now, thanks.

Well, the good thing is that with a bunch of singers I didn’t like at all in this round, this one is definitely safe. He has a beautiful voice. The song itself is a huge overload of sugar, though. And I’m honestly alright with that.

I like the subtle additions of saxophone here and there in the song, before it finally enters full force in the ending. I like the quiet parts of the song, and I’m not too big on the louder parts, especially the very 80s sounding keyboards. But I guess that’s one of the song charms—and I guess, in a way, that’s what I expected from you.

Why the hell did it have to end with such a quick fadeout, though? I would’ve liked that sax solo go on for a bit longer.

7/10

Sure I did, Ev. It was glorious.

It actually kinda was, I agree.

[romdrums]

So that leaves...

lonestar sent Spandau Ballet
Elite sent Brass Against?
romdrums sent Soundgarden?
Cool Chris sent HWA?

What about Stadler and GnR?


I think I said Romdrums sent Soundgarden and apparently that's not correct.

I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

No one wants to admit they sent Get in the Ring.  Though, it should score perfect on the theme element of being a 'promo'.

I was gonna send it in round 1 but had it reserved for 2, dammit. Round 2 is the entrance music, that's what GITR is! Not promo music!

Sooner or later, everyone pays the Piper!

[Stadler]

I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

And that's my experience too; thus it was literally my first choice for the "offend me!" theme.

[TAC]

I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

It's a Me issue. I think Soundgarden is fairly well thought of around here.

[Anguyen92]

You're mad 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you, Bret Hart!

I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.  This works on so many levels.

[Indiscipline]

I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

It's a Me issue. I think Soundgarden is fairly well thought of around here.

Yup, I do love me some Soundgarden.

[TAC]

They'd be awesome with that screechy singer.

[King Postwhore]

I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

It's a Me issue. I think Soundgarden is fairly well thought of around here.

GET OUT!

[The Walrus]

You're mad 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you, Bret Hart!

I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.  This works on so many levels.

Sounds like you do know why! 

[Indiscipline]

While we're here, and for future reference, I could take offense if you send:

Radiohead
Pantera
Slayer
Coldplay

[Podaar]

Sooner or later, everyone pays the Piper!

Iron Sheik will leave quarter on your skirt after he finish shit in your mouth, jabroni. #reversecamelclutch

[The Walrus]

Sooner or later, everyone pays the Piper!

Iron Sheik will leave quarter on your skirt after he finish shit in your mouth, jabroni. #reversecamelclamp

[Podaar]

Was that over the top? I can never tell.

[King Postwhore]

Only if you spit on it first.

[jingle.boy]

Was that over the top? I can never tell.

No. You are so on point, none of us will compare.

But, it’s called the camel CLUTCH.

[Podaar]

Was that over the top? I can never tell.

No. You are so on point, none of us will compare.

But, it’s called the camel CLUTCH.

Fixed.

[Stadler]

Was that over the top? I can never tell.

I think it's pretty hilarious, if you ask me.  I wish my guy had better rants than just "Have a nice day!"

[King Postwhore]

I only grunt and eat belt buckles. Lol

[TAC]

Mine sells fucking coffee.

[Sacul]

No, it doesn't make me feel better

Definitely mine

Kind surprised you picked that one, thought you'd dig focking hate The Stooges more

[King Postwhore]

Mine sells fucking coffee.

And "Woots" for Bruins goals.

[Anguyen92]

Was that over the top? I can never tell.

I think it's pretty hilarious, if you ask me.  I wish my guy had better rants than just "Have a nice day!"

Well, you also have "BANG BANG," as well.  Mankind gets a lot of praise as a talker (rightfully so), but he's not like The Rock where he has so many good catchphrases and ways to insult his opponents.

[Indiscipline]

No, it doesn't make me feel better

Definitely mine

Kind surprised you picked that one, thought you'd dig focking hate The Stooges more

Let's pretend rock music is a Christmas Dinner: Trent Reznor is the annoying cousin who lived in Berlin, posing as intellectual all criticising shit; Iggy Pop is the cool granpa who kicked Nazi ass on the mountains and drinks you under the table.

[TAC]

Alex, I sent both youtube and Soptify links in my Round 1 PM. Do you have a preference going forward so I don't have to double the work?

[Indiscipline]

No difference. Whatever is best for you.

[The Walrus]

Mine sells fucking coffee.

Is that an expensive blend?

[TAC]

Mine sells fucking coffee.

Is that an expensive blend?

99 cents. Any size.

[jingle.boy]

Was that over the top? I can never tell.

I think it's pretty hilarious, if you ask me.  I wish my guy had better rants than just "Have a nice day!"

Don't forget Dude Love.  Lawd, have MERCY!

[Anguyen92]

Was that over the top? I can never tell.

I think it's pretty hilarious, if you ask me.  I wish my guy had better rants than just "Have a nice day!"

Don't forget Dude Love.  Lawd, have MERCY!

Or if you really want to get more violent with your thoughts, Cactus Jack.  You can threaten to light someone on fire (although that's more of a Kane thing) or throw them on barbed wire or thumbtacks.

[Indiscipline]

I'm focking loving what you fine gentlemen are doing in here.

Before we start the Results Cha Cha, take your vitamins, say your prayers, and rehash the mark system:


Musical Value:

0 - You forgot to send.
1 - You should have forgotten to send.
2 - There's a mistake. You accidentally sent me a recording of your dog taking a crap. Please, resend.
3 - There's a mistake. You accidentally sent me a recording of you having sex. Please, resend. BTW, I'm keeping this.
4 – This song is aural flatulence. It's bad, and can't even be interestingly bad.
5 – It's a mess, but something smells intriguing.
6 – It's ok. Some good moments, none of them particularly original.
7 – Good tune. I'm not touching myself yet, but I'm not forgetting this in 20 years.
8 – Loving this. Not perfect, but something here speaks to my soul.
9 – Pantheon stuff. I will find no peace until everyone around me listens to this.
10 – I want to make love to this song. I want to listen to this song before, while and after making love. I want to listen to this song instead of making love.

Offensive Value:

0 – Mate, you're actually pumping my ego.
1 – That was flattering.
2 – Cute. Try the schoolyard.
3 – Pfft
4 - Meh
5 – Are you taking the piss?
6 – Careful now or be glassed
7 - “-isms” idiocy
8 – Everybody is an expert
9 - “Go get your shine box” putdown
10 – Don't talk 'bout me mum

[King Postwhore]

I think I'm in love.

[Podaar]

10 – Don't talk 'bout me mum

I knew I should have sent Yo' Mama

For those who are Zappa virgins, the lyrics to the song are this:

Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
She could do your laundry 'n' cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
You're really kinda stupid 'n' ugly too

You ain't really made for bein' out in the street
Ain't much hope for a fool like you
'Cause if you play the game, you will get beat

Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
She could do your laundry 'n' cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
You're really kinda stupid 'n' ugly too
And
You should never smoke in pajamas
You might start a fire 'n' burn yer face
Maybe you'll return to Managua
You could go unnoticed in such a place

 

[lonestar]

Glorious.