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Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
« Reply #210 on: March 23, 2020, 06:45:50 AM »
Welcome to Bizarro HangHoganMan:



Blind Minstrel – Martina / Silvia Ayreon -
Vulnerable Sinner – Down Mine Armored Saint - Up Yours
Mel Unleashed – Devil Blow
Frail Fogey – Abstinent
6d10+24 – Staring Kowalski
Smart Mob – Milk, No Sugar, Or She Bites Moron Police -
Auschwitz Dance – Lead
Florence Griffith-Joyner – Jogging Sheep
Paper Tiger – Doug Christie Steel Panther -
Zep meet Sabbath – Donnie on Stormy
I 8 Rap – Provincial Cruisers
Focking Posers – Throw the Towel
Space Cadet – When He Sings in Tune
Reeds In Favour – Pitched Battle TV
Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard - Little Dick


Or, by my immediate response:

“You vicious bastard”
“You first: age before beauty”
“That hurt”
“You spell that with o when you talk to me”
“Cool”
“She would appreciate”
“You crazy mofo”
“Focking hate them”
“My wife wishes so”
“Wow”
“Whatthefockisthat”
“I focking despise them”
“You clever fock”
“Boom”
“My wife confirms”
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #211 on: March 23, 2020, 07:01:45 AM »
How does this work? I know what the second one is.
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #212 on: March 23, 2020, 07:06:58 AM »
Armored Saint - Up Yours

Last time we did one at a time so I'll stick with that.
This first band is Soen very cool swingy jazz fusion kinda stuff.

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #213 on: March 23, 2020, 07:07:58 AM »
How does this work? I know what the second one is.

When you know the artist/song just post it, unless it's yours obviously.

Armored Saint - Up Yours

Last time we did one at a time so I'll stick with that.

Or unless Evermind beats you to it, obviously

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #214 on: March 23, 2020, 07:10:21 AM »
He not beat me. I tagged him. We are best team. Jabroni.
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #215 on: March 23, 2020, 07:11:00 AM »
*Applause Emoticon*

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #216 on: March 23, 2020, 07:13:06 AM »
The spitting gif really works for these nasty posts.  :lol
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #217 on: March 23, 2020, 07:17:33 AM »
 :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #218 on: March 23, 2020, 07:20:28 AM »
I'll be amazed if anyone manages to get mine.

I'm terrible at Indangoltalkinboutman.
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #219 on: March 23, 2020, 07:41:13 AM »
I see mine... that's about it.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #220 on: March 23, 2020, 08:08:32 AM »
The fourth one: Babymetal - Amore  ???
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #221 on: March 23, 2020, 08:12:47 AM »
Nyet!

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #222 on: March 23, 2020, 08:13:24 AM »
*Hacktui*
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #223 on: March 23, 2020, 08:31:41 AM »
I see mine... that's about it.

Same.

Also, are those impressions in order, or just completely random?
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #224 on: March 23, 2020, 08:32:39 AM »
Reactions in the same order as the above bizarrons

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #225 on: March 23, 2020, 08:50:19 AM »
In that case...

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“Whatthefockisthat”

 :rollin

It's the ultimate hype song, brodium. It's as verbose and over the top and intimidating as the best pro wrestler monologue.
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #226 on: March 23, 2020, 08:57:05 AM »
Steel Panther - Sneaky Little Bitch
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #227 on: March 23, 2020, 08:58:36 AM »
In that case...

Quote
“Whatthefockisthat”

 :rollin

It's the ultimate hype song, brodium. It's as verbose and over the top and intimidating as the best pro wrestler monologue.

You're exposing the business!

Steel Panther - Sneaky Little Bitch

Half right!

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #228 on: March 23, 2020, 09:01:12 AM »
Steel Panther - Sneaky Little Bitch

Half right!

Supersonic Sex Machine (?)  :lol
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #229 on: March 23, 2020, 09:04:50 AM »
Some song in there is about coffee/caffeine.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #230 on: March 23, 2020, 09:52:30 AM »
Having never participated in this stuff before, I find it fascinating how many unlikely matches I can shoehorn in that don't really fit.  :)
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #231 on: March 23, 2020, 09:59:56 AM »
It's also more difficult this time, because instead of their best stuff, people sent things to offend Alex.

I also Googled stuff last time, and it's not like I can Google "Small Dick" which is what Huge Richard probably stands for.
This first band is Soen very cool swingy jazz fusion kinda stuff.

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #232 on: March 23, 2020, 10:06:04 AM »
Speak for yourself, I fucking love what I sent.  :lol
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #233 on: March 23, 2020, 10:13:18 AM »
Which one is yours? I'll give it my wildest guess. :biggrin:

Meanwhile, I have no idea about the rest, so I'll just have to try and guess it, too.

6d10+24 = Overkill? Fireball? Disintegrate? Finger of Death? Five Finger Death Punch? Blight? Heal? :lol
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #234 on: March 23, 2020, 10:17:21 AM »
I already alluded to which one is mine  :loser:

6d10+24... Deathspell Omega by Cyril? IDK  :lol
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #235 on: March 23, 2020, 10:22:39 AM »
Let's make it easier: it's 6d10+24 HP.

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #236 on: March 23, 2020, 10:26:02 AM »
Ah yes, my favourite band, Level 6 And A Constitution Modifier Of 4
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #237 on: March 23, 2020, 10:39:38 AM »
I already alluded to which one is mine  :loser:

6d10+24... Deathspell Omega by Cyril? IDK  :lol
1. i would never send deathspell omega
2. i'm not even in this roulette

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #238 on: March 23, 2020, 10:44:55 AM »
I already alluded to which one is mine  :loser:

6d10+24... Deathspell Omega by Cyril? IDK  :lol
1. i would never send deathspell omega
2. i'm not even in this roulette

you're literally in the participant list
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #239 on: March 23, 2020, 10:49:51 AM »
My bad, forgot to correct that

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #240 on: March 23, 2020, 10:51:58 AM »
also is Smart Mob -> Moron Police?

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #241 on: March 23, 2020, 10:53:03 AM »
also is Mel Unleashed -> Napalm Death?
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #242 on: March 23, 2020, 10:54:27 AM »
also is Smart Mob -> Moron Police?

Yes!

also is Mel Unleashed -> Napalm Death?

No!

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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #243 on: March 23, 2020, 10:57:41 AM »
What's next, are you going to tell me that Blind Minstrel isn't Ayreon? I can't for the life of me figure out the song though
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Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
« Reply #244 on: March 23, 2020, 11:00:05 AM »
I'm going to tell you it is indeed Ayreon, and it's two connected songs.