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Title: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 17, 2020, 04:51:04 PM
Wrestling: grown men clad in ludicrous stage attire indulging in napoleonic behaviour, boastful threats, self-aggrandising narrative, and contrived acts of beautiful coreographed violence.

Discard the music thing and … doesn't it sound like focking rock music?

Of course it does.


We are gonna embark on yet another surreal roulette enterprise, where you will wonder at my quasi-mutant power of disliking sacred cow calibre music classics and falling in love with pure unadulterated sonic manure. The gimmick this time? Glad you asked. We go to the root of it all, me laddies. If you're reading this you love or have loved Dream Theater, and if you love or have loved Dream Theater chances are a huge Poesque telltale nerd heart is pulsating inside your ribcage. Well, was there anything nerdier than professional wrestling right when our heroes were pumping out their first albums? Will I ever stop asking rethorical questions?

Anyways, even if you're nerd free or don't know anything about wrestling, you still are a roulette ho and want to play, so eh.

If you are a past participant, you bloody well know the drill; if you're new, everything you need to know about my musical “tastes” is in my last roulette's thread which I can't be arsed to link because BBCode is the bane of my existence. So, please do your reasearch, ask around, or search for “unsufferable barely coherent ponce”.

THERE WILL BE NO BANNED LIST

I repeat:

THERE WILL BE NO BANNED LIST

There is no need. We're gonna work by association, themes, or focking with music I will provide. Novelty is not the goal here, but creative and funny use of music. Just pick the right cuts, send two or three of them for me to pick the best/unknow/most interesting one, and everything is gonna be alright.

Drop me a line if interested, and when I feel I have a complete roster I will post themes and round mechanics.


Full Roster:

TAC … Ric Flair (defending champion)
Katt … Dusty The American Dream Rhodes
Rich … Davey Boy Smith
lonestar … Randy Macho Man Savage
jingle … Jesse The Body Ventura
Podaar … The Iron Sheik
Sacul ... Ricky The Dragon Steambot
Elite ... The Dogbird
T o'Naught ... Jake The Snake Roberts
romdrums ... Rowdie Roddy Piper
king ... George The Animal Steele
Stadler ... Mick Mankind Foley
Puppies ... Sting
Evermind ... Nikolai Volkov
Cool Chris ... The Undertaker

Round I: Cut That Promo. A wrestler's mic reaches further and often hits harder than his hands. You gotta be able to unman and eviscerate your opponent with your words before he even gets into the ring, and it helps if in the process your architecture of aggression draws an enthusiastic crowd to your side.

Flame me with music. Find a song which seems born and tailored to deeply offend me, but mind you: I still gotta like it. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and offensive weapon.

Round II: Entrance Music. Barge in on the arena with the right tune and half the battle is already won. The crowd will move at your command, respond to your catchposes, become your dancing and singing army. Never again it will be possible to disjoint a tune's first four bars from your image.

Introduce me with music. Find a song that totally represents me and projects my traits on a 1/100 scale. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and exalting instrument.

Round III: Tag Team Match. The ultimate collaboration in fighting, a graceful deadly dance where connection and harmony are often the difference between victory and a world of hurt. And defeat. And humiliation. But it's also a matter of diversity and complementarity.

I will give you a specific piece of music, you must find its perfect complementary piece. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and ideal companion.

Round IV: Submission Lock. Hitting your opponent to a pulp is fine and dandy, but nothing exhudes superiority like forcing the sucker to tap out by virtue of your sheer strenght and body odor. Pression over Time indeed.

Everybody knows I resent orc vocals. Send me a growl tune so damn spectacular to make me finally admit that in such circumstances singing like a kobold is not only acceptable but the best choice.

Round V: The Heel Turn. Nothing creates more buzz and excitement than a good guy turning villain all of a sudden. Everything you believed to know backflips and the show is all new and full of possibilities once again. Think Mike Portnoy.

I will give you a specific piece of music, you must find its symmetrical evil twin. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and perfect bizarro counterpart.

Round VI: The Finisher. That's your ultimate weapon; not only a one-use move capable of terminating your adversary and possibly hurt yourself, but the move that define you as a wrestler and sums your carachter up most efficiently.

Same as round two, but this time it's about YOU.



The Score:

Evermind: 14 + 22.5 + 17.5 + 13.5 + 15 + 9 = 91.5
TAC: 10.5 + 22 + 17.5 + 13 + 18 + 9 = 90
jingle: 13 + 22 + 12.5 + 13 + 17.5 + 8.5 = 86.5
ariich: 9 + 24 + 15.5 + 13 + 15.5 + 9 = 86
lonestar: 10 + 22.5 + 15.5 + 13 + 16.5 + 8.5 = 86
romdrums: 13 + 23 + 14 + 12 + 15.5 + 6.5 = 84
Stadler: 10 + 23 + 17 + 11 + 16 + 6.5 = 83.5
Podaar: 10 + 20 + 14.5 + 15.5 + 15.5 + 7 = 82.5
Elite: 9 + 23 + 15 + 14 + 14 + 7.5 = 82.5
Puppies: 11 + 21.5 + 14 + 13 + 15.5 + 7.5 = 82.5
king: 11.5 + 21 + 16 + 11.5 + 14 + 8.5 = 82.5
Katt: 10.5 + 22 + 13 + 12.5 + 16 + 7 = 81
Sacul: 11 + 23 + 14.5 + 13.5 + 10.5 + 8 = 80.5
Train: 11 + 21.5 + 12 + 16 + 11 + 8 = 79.5
Chris: 12 + 19 + 12.5 + 11.5 + 15 + 6.5 = 76.5
Cyril*: *Guest Star Status


After six rounds usually some sort of roulette fatigue comes creeping in, hence we go where no rouletter has gone before. No risk it, no biscuit.

Final Round: The Royal Rumble. The previous rounds will generate a standing, which will be the inverted order you will enter the ring. Ex: the last two participants will start trying to eliminate each other with their song. Once we have a winner, the second to last will enter and fight him, and so on. This means who's in first place could win it all with just one submission, while the dude in the last spot must pump out 14 good to great tunes in order to shock the audience.

I don't want to dance the resend foxtrot this time, so everything is game, even stuff I already know (as you can see, the rounds are designed to value how you use a song more than which song you use) if you think it works the best. You can even send me two songs and I will pick the one I like best or the only one viable if the known tune is a bit too much known and loved bordering on flat out cheating. Don't PM me. I will PM you my email address and we'll work from there.

SUBMISSIONS, ROUNDS 1 - 6:

Armored Saints – Up Yours
Ayreon – Memories / Love
Strapping Young Lad – Fucker
Alice in Chains – God Smack
Moron Police – T-Bag Your Grandma
Manticora – Through the Eyes of the Killer
Nine Inch Nails – March of the Pigs
Spandau Ballet – Gold
Soundgarden – Big Dumb Sex
Steel Panther – Pussywhipped
Brass Against – Guerilla Radio
Tech N9ne – Worldwide Choppers
H.W.A. - Little Dick
Guns'n'Roses – Get in the Ring
Roger Waters – It's a Miracle

Pearl Jam – Animal
Igorr – Humous
Edguy – Love Tyger
Diablo Swing Orchestra – Voodoo Mon Amour
Sonata Arctica – Larger than Life
Bear Ghost – Funkle Phil
David Lee Roth – A Little Ain't Enough
WASP – The Big Welcome / Inside the Electric Circus
The Dear Hunter – The March
Suicidal Tendencies – You Can't Bring Me Down
The Night Flight Orchestra – Midnight Flyer
Denis Leary – Asshole
Schizoid Lloyd – Suicide Penguin
Depeche Mode – Wrong
Avantasia – Wicked Symphony

The Moody Blues - Answer
Weyes Blood – A Lot's Gonna Change
Queensryche – Someone Else
Donna Summer – Love to Love You Baby
Blue October – The Answer
DarWin – Escape the Maze
The Alan Parsons Project – Children of the Moon
Spock's Beard – Thoughts (Part II)
Disperse – Message from Atlantis
Avantasia – Ghost in the Moon
Wishbone Ash - Leaf and Stream
Sound of Contact - I Am Dimensionaut
Darkwater - Reflections of a Mind
Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart – Lullaby of the Leaves
Jon Lord – Pictured Within

Motorhead – One Track Mind
Within Y - Remembered
Dimmu Borgir – Progenies of The Great Apocalypse
7Horns7Eyes – Divine Amnesty
Ensiferum – Stone Cold Metal
Allegaeon – Tsunami and Submergence
Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban
Flaming Row – Rage of Despair
Euphoreon – Mirrors
Agalloch – Our Fortress is Burning
Sacul: Sigh – Amnesia
Destrage – Are You Kidding Me? No
Insomnium – Shadows of the Dying Sun
Deathspell Omega – A Chore for the Lost
Opeth – Heir Apparent
Ne Oblivscaris – And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope

Mister Mister – Broken Wings
Ayreon – Day Twenty: Confrontation
Yes – Lift Me Up
Rhapsody – Lamento Eroico
Marillion – Neverland
Subsignal – The Stillness Beneath the Snow
Rise Twain – Prayers
Oranssi Pazuzu – Ilmestys
Garbage – Medication
Leprous – Passing
Sly and the Family Stone – I Want to Take You Higher
Ulver - Son of Man
St Vincent - Rattlesnake
Foxy Shazam - The Only Way to My Heart
Poverty's No Crime – Spiral of Fear
Peter Frampton - Float

David Bowie – Lazarus
Psychonaut – Sananda
Lettuce – The Crusher
Toehider – Meet the Sloth
iamthemorning – Lighthouse
Ted Nugent - My Love Is Like a Tire Iron
Karnya – Stronger
The Animals – It's My Life
Randy Newman – I Want Everybody to Like Me
Porcupine Tree – Don't Hate Me
Treshold – The Hours
Gary Moore – Business as Usual
MindMaze – Fight the Future
Bruce Springsteen – New York City Serenade
Anasazi – And the Grudge

SUBMISSIONS: ROYAL RUMBLE:

Nick Cave – Waiting for You
Triosphere – The Heart's Dominion
East of the Wall – Running Tab of Sweetness / Horseback Riding in a Bicycle World
Katatonia – Behind the Blood
Monica Heldal – Follow You Anywhere
fun. - Be Calm
Derek Trucks Band – This Sky
Alanis Morissette – Uninvited
Arion – Burn Your Ship
Dada – Rise
Bent Knee – Battle Creek
We Used to Cut the Grass – Woodpecker
Rival Sons – Feral Roots
Groom Lake – The Men in Black
Warpaint – Elephants
Shade Empire – Anti-Life Saviour
Wilderun – The Tyranny of Imagination
Arcane – Promise (Part2)
Mastodon – Roots Remain
Mile Marker Zero – Propaganda
Zebra – Who's Behind the Door
Alberto Ginastera – Danza Final (Malambo)
Angra – The Shadow Hunter
Boston – Don't Look Back
Kingcrow – Right Before
IQ – Stay Down
For All We Know – Take Me Home
Bizali – Lucille
Lords of Black – Ghost of You
Heart of Cygnus – Lost at Sea
Ark – Just a Little
Senri Kawaguchi – Onyx
Steve Earle – The Devil's Right Hand
Macho Man Randy Savage – R U Ready
David Maxim Micic – Mbiguni Amina
Comedy of Errors – The Cause
Lost in Thought – Beyond the Flames
TesseracT – Tourniquet
Arch/Matheos – Kindred Spirits
Destiny Potato – Lunatic
Orphaned Land – Ocean Land
At Night I Fly – Wanted to Be
Evan Carson - Otriad
Maestrick – Aquarela
Magic Pie – Slightly Mad
Twelve Foot Ninja – Coming for You
Incura – Disable Everything
Prospekt – The Great Awakening

LAST ROULETTE SUBMISSIONS, BANNED FOR THE RUMBLE:

Michael Kiske - Do I Remember a Life?
Coheed and Cambria - The Willing Well: From Fear to the Eyes of Madness
Beyond the Bridge - The Difference Is Human
Hail Spirit Noir - The Mermaid
Barock Project - Happy to See You
Big Big Train - Curator of Butterflies
Evership - A Slow Descent into Reality
Haken - Atlas Stone
Vanden Plas - January Sun
Oceansize - Commemorative 9/11 T-Shirt
Luca Turilli's Rhapsody - Tormento e Passione
While Heaven Wept – Vessel
Karnivool - New Day
Snarky Puppy - What About Me?
Cheap Trick - The Summer Looks Good on You
Caligula's Horse - Turntail

Epysode - Obsessions
Lor - Visions of Awakening
In the Presence of Wolves - Man of the Times
Circus Maximus - Alive
Headspace - In Hell's Name
Mumford & Sons - White Blank Page
Pyramid Theorem - Another Day Slips By
The Reign of Kindo - Let It Go
Frost* - Black Light Machine
The Claypool Lennon Delirium - Cricket and the Genie
Outworld - Raise Hell
Thank You Scientist - Suspicious Waveforms
Cosmo Sheldrake - Hocking
Dreadnought - Lift
Agent Fresco - Yellow Nights
Riverside - Loose Heart

Iced Earth - Dante's Inferno
Marillion - Beyond You
Red House Painters - Katy Song
Grateful Dead - Jack Straw
Aliotta Jeremiah Haynes - Lake Shore Drive
Squeeze - Up the Junction
Porcupine Tree - The Moon Touches Your Shoulder
Kyuss - Gardenia
World Trade - Open the Door
Savatage - Labyrinth / Follow Me
Michel Camilo - Not Yet
Shooting Star - Last Chance
Cardiacs - The Duck and Roger The Horse
Triumph - Magic Power
Anglagard - Kung Bore
Yezda Urfa - Tota in the Moya

Ulver - Lost in Moments
Mystery - Shadow of the Lake
Sieges Even - Unbreakable
Ostura - Duality
Incognito - Deep Waters
Ayreon - Day Two: Isolation
mewithoutYou - The Cockroach King on a Coconut Estate
Lost Horizon - Highlander
Pain of Salvation - Iter Impius
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - A Simple Game of Genius
Blue Food - Joker Face
Von Hertzen Brothers - Angel's Eyes
Enchant - Sinking Sand
Anathema - Untouchable
Avantasia - Another Angel Down
The Hirsch Effect - Agitation

Tribulation - Lacrimosa
Shining - Blackjazz Deathtrance
Baby Metal - Road to Resistance
Meshuggah - MonstroCity
Cradle of Filth - Tortured Soul Asylum
uneXpect - The Quantum Symphony
Strapping Young Lad - You Suck
Millenium - Power to Love
William Shatner - Mr Tambourine Man
Orbs - People Will Read Again
Justin Bieber - U Smile
Between the Buried and Me - Foam Born (b): Decade of Statues
Star One - It All Ends Here
Nightwish - Song for Myself
Sunn O))) - Bathory Erzsbet
Swan - Mother of the World

Steven Wilson - Refuge
Flaming Row - Pictures
Major Parkinson - Strawberry Suicide
Linkin Park - One More Light
Glen Hansard - Bird of Sorrow

Thoughts Factory - No Way Out + The Mire
Karmakanic - Let in Hollywood + Wheel of Life
Frameshift - La Mer + Miseducation
Voices from the Fuselage - Epicinium + Meteorites
The Dear Hunter - Mustard Gas + Son and Father
Thrice - Firebreather + Daedalus
Devin Townsend Band/Project - Deadhead + Heart Baby
Boris - Pink + Jackson Head

Theocracy - Mirror of Souls
Dimension Act - Drawinf the Lines of Mortal Existance
Beardfish - Sleeping in Traffic
Poly-Math - Science We Are the Devil

Nile - Spawn of Uamenti
Witherfall - End of Time
Solstafir - Goddess of the Ages
Earthside - A Dream in Static
Equilibrium - Mana
Breath of Nibiru - Road to Sunrise
Fractal Cypher - The Grandeur of It All
Teramaze - Delusions of Grandeur
Drifting Sun - Twilight
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Crow on March 17, 2020, 04:56:03 PM
here's indiscipline's last roulette btw
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=52943
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 17, 2020, 05:22:39 PM
RIC FLAIR, the world's heavyweight champion - I don't have to say a lot more about the way I feel about Ric Flair! NO RESPECT, NO HONOR! There is NO HONOR among thieves in the first place! HE PUT HARD TIMES ON DUSTY RHODES AND HIS FAMILY! You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work, they got four, five kids, and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food! Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work, and they tell them, "Go home!" And hard times are when a man has worked a job thirty years - thirty years! They give him a watch, kick him in the butt, and say, "Hey, a computer took your place, daddy!" That's hard times! THAT'S hard times! And Ric Flair, you put hard times on this country by taking Dusty Rhodes down. THAT'S hard times! And we ALL had hard times together. I admit, I don't look like the athlete of the day's supposed to look. My belly's just a little big, my hiney's just a little big, but brother I am bad and they know I'm bad! And there were two bad people, one was John Wayne and he's dead, brother, and the other's right here! Nature Boy, Ric Flair! The world's heavyweight title belongs to these people! I'm gonna reach out right now, I want you at home to know my hand is touching your hand, for this gathering of the biggest body of people in this country, in this universe, all over the world, now, REACH IT OUT! Because the love that was given to me, and this time, I will repay you now, because I will be the next world's heavyweight champion on this Hard Time Blues Dusty Rhodes Tour '85! And Ric Flair, Nature Boy... let me leave you with this: one way to hurt Ric Flair is to take what he cherishes more than anything in the world - that's the world heavyweight title. I'm gonna take it, I've been there twice. This time when I take it, daddy, I'm gonna take it for you. Let's gather for it. Don't let me down now, 'cause I came back for you, for that man up there that died ten, twelve years ago and never got the opportunity to see a real world champion. And I'm proud of you and thank God in Heaven, and I love you. I LOVE YOU!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Podaar on March 17, 2020, 06:58:25 PM
^

I peed a little. Did any of you leak just a bit while reading that?  :(
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 17, 2020, 07:09:23 PM
^

I peed a little. Did any of you leak just a bit? 

Let me help you..

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Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 17, 2020, 07:31:15 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Podaar on March 17, 2020, 07:37:50 PM
The Sheik appreciate Jason Kidd assist from tic/TAC/cameltoe mosquito dick but that not cover one of Sheiks balls go fuck yourself forever
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 17, 2020, 07:41:58 PM
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Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 17, 2020, 09:57:26 PM
While I was aiming for King Kong Bundy when I signed up, I’m totally fine with being the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

P.S. Natch really should’ve been reserved for jj
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Elite on March 18, 2020, 12:56:26 AM
I bet this will be awesome. Count me in!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Train of Naught on March 18, 2020, 01:32:09 AM
Roulette ho checking in here! :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 04:40:59 AM
Other Rich, Train, welcome aboard brothers!

The others, excellent work - as usual -  so far.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: lonestar on March 18, 2020, 06:21:11 AM
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Also just realized as Macho Man, I get Miss Elizabeth, right? :eyebrows:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 06:26:49 AM
Either her or Sensational Sherri
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: romdrums on March 18, 2020, 06:28:47 AM
Let's do this!

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Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Postwhore on March 18, 2020, 06:41:11 AM
George The Animal Steele here ready to eat all buckles.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 06:45:56 AM
The Sheik appreciate Jason Kidd assist from tic/TAC/cameltoe mosquito dick but that not cover one of Sheiks balls go fuck yourself forever

If this is a hint of posts to come from Podaar, then thank you for this gift, Indi.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 06:50:22 AM
Let's do this!

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Fock yeah!


George The Animal Steele here ready to eat all buckles.

Couldn't have picked better myself, good sir

The Sheik appreciate Jason Kidd assist from tic/TAC/cameltoe mosquito dick but that not cover one of Sheiks balls go fuck yourself forever

If this is a hint of posts to come from Podaar, then thank you for this gift, Indi.

The man knows how to cut a promo. By the way, thank YOU for that great Dusty trip through memory lane.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Stadler on March 18, 2020, 06:50:47 AM
I would have been in if I could have been Rowdy Roddy Piper, the greatest wrestler of all time, ever.

I guess I'll be in (if there's room) and go with Mick "Mankind" Foley.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 06:57:34 AM
I would have been in if I could have been Rowdy Roddy Piper, the greatest wrestler of all time, ever.

I guess I'll be in (if there's room) and go with Mick "Mankind" Foley.

Totally agree on Piper. You're certainly in and Foley is yours, even though it would be awesome to have you as Sgt Stadler.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Stadler on March 18, 2020, 06:58:56 AM
I would have been in if I could have been Rowdy Roddy Piper, the greatest wrestler of all time, ever.

I guess I'll be in (if there's room) and go with Mick "Mankind" Foley.

Totally agree on Piper. You're certainly in and Foley is yours, even though it would be awesome to have you as Sgt Stadler.

I figured fat and ugly was more my speed.  ;) :)   
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Elite on March 18, 2020, 07:44:43 AM
Other Rich, Train, welcome aboard brothers!

The others, excellent work - as usual -  so far.

I'm glad to be a part of this, very much so, to be honest. In these turbulent times, one can only hope to find joy in lots of different of things, like working from home (as a music teacher, I kid you not), practicing endless licks over rarely used jazz progressions (why not?), doing a guitar marathon (I actually did this a couple of weeks ago, the idea was that I played 6 hours a day for a week straight, focussing on different things - I succeeded) or of course a meaningless roulette filled with non-sensical nonsense. Oh, the joy to finally be able to send random weird stuff again, without a host completely dismissing it before they hear it (no, this doesn't usually happen, I just choose not to send some out-there stuff). Absolutely without any regrets in advance, I'll try my best to join in by showing my most surreal and uncompromised self in this haven of peace, while the world is burning. Why does it seem so much easier to write silly stuff when reading it? Why is it so difficult to be as cool as an Italian musical theater performer with near perfect use of written English?

Do I actually have anything good to bring in here? We'll see. Thanks for having me, indeed. I just looked up Greg Valentine. How? Why? What is this?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 18, 2020, 08:08:20 AM
If Ministro joins, he can be Tito/Chico Sanatana  :rollin

Ya know, I just realized, with my roulette motto, I really should have been The Body.

I figured Katt to be more of a Brutus Beefcake kinda guy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 08:13:49 AM
I'm the American Dream, daddy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: romdrums on March 18, 2020, 08:15:20 AM
It's interesting that nobody's gone with Hulk Hogan so far. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Train of Naught on March 18, 2020, 08:31:22 AM
I'm digging the wrestler I've been given
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Looking forward to the themes, this looks fun!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 18, 2020, 08:33:43 AM
Just noticed I'm not on the list yet. I figure I should be Sting, given my affinity for Black Metal and Sting's affinity for facepaint.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Stadler on March 18, 2020, 08:41:50 AM
It's interesting that nobody's gone with Hulk Hogan so far.

He's a pantywaist. 

:)

There are a couple good, old school wrestlers out there:
Ravishing Rick Rude
Bruno Sammartino
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Terry Gordy
Diamond Dallas Page

I used to watch Georgia Champeenship Wrestling on TBS back when cable was first a thing.  I loved that.  SO low budget but so much fun.  And Gordon Soley!!! 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 08:42:24 AM
Other Rich, Train, welcome aboard brothers!

The others, excellent work - as usual -  so far.

I'm glad to be a part of this, very much so, to be honest. In these turbulent times, one can only hope to find joy in lots of different of things, like working from home (as a music teacher, I kid you not), practicing endless licks over rarely used jazz progressions (why not?), doing a guitar marathon (I actually did this a couple of weeks ago, the idea was that I played 6 hours a day for a week straight, focussing on different things - I succeeded) or of course a meaningless roulette filled with non-sensical nonsense. Oh, the joy to finally be able to send random weird stuff again, without a host completely dismissing it before they hear it (no, this doesn't usually happen, I just choose not to send some out-there stuff). Absolutely without any regrets in advance, I'll try my best to join in by showing my most surreal and uncompromised self in this haven of peace, while the world is burning. Why does it seem so much easier to write silly stuff when reading it? Why is it so difficult to be as cool as an Italian musical theater performer with near perfect use of written English?

Do I actually have anything good to bring in here? We'll see. Thanks for having me, indeed. I just looked up Greg Valentine. How? Why? What is this?

Greg Valentine is one cool son of a gun, man.

It's interesting that nobody's gone with Hulk Hogan so far. 

And no one will.

Just noticed I'm not on the list yet. I figure I should be Sting, given my affinity for Black Metal and Sting's affinity for facepaint.  :biggrin:

The lesson, as always, I'm a moron. Sting it is!


Two spots left I guess, and I will be disappointed if Nikolai Volkoff doesn't show up.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: romdrums on March 18, 2020, 08:49:24 AM
It's interesting that nobody's gone with Hulk Hogan so far.

He's a pantywaist. 

:)

There are a couple good, old school wrestlers out there:
Ravishing Rick Rude
Bruno Sammartino
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Terry Gordy
Diamond Dallas Page

I used to watch Georgia Champeenship Wrestling on TBS back when cable was first a thing.  I loved that.  SO low budget but so much fun.  And Gordon Soley!!!

Almost went with Hacksaw Jim Duggan!

Don't forgot these legends as well:

"The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase
The Ultimate Warrior
King Kong Bundy
Andre the Giant
Junkyard Dog
Coco B. Ware
Nikolai Volkov
Big John Studd

Truly, the golden age of the sport. :hefdaddy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Stadler on March 18, 2020, 08:49:56 AM
Quick story: Rowdy Roddy Piper is far and away my favorite wrestler.   I used to work as a security guard at the Hartford Civic Center (I was the guy with the flashlight telling you to put out that cigarette during concerts!).  Some gigs were less popular than others, and a lot of the regulars did not like doing metal shows or wrestling matches.  At 22, I of course wanted to do both.

So I'm at work, I had my uniform on - button down shirt, clip-on tie, blazer and slacks - and I was working the Rowdy Roddy Piper/Jake The Snake Roberts cage match.   I was standing at my station (top of the stairs) and this mom with two kids (ten-ish?  Who knows, but younger) sat down right near the top of the section.  And the kid is going on and on about the Hot Rod, he's got the shirt on, he's so excited.  I walk down for something, and I'm walking back up the stairs, and I get so I'm eye level with the kid, and unbutton my shirt to flash the kid the "Hot Rod" t-shirt I'm wearing underneath.    He about lost his shit.  I got a smile from mom too, if memory serves (and even if it doesn't  that's how I choose to remember it!)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 08:54:00 AM
Don't nobody want to catch Hulkamania. Dusty Rhodes said, "Look, daddy - you got Hulkamania, you need to stay inside." And that's what I did, daddy, I threw him down and locked the door, for the people of this great country, this world! He said, "Whatcha gonna do, brother, when these twenty-four inch pythons bust outta this cage?!" Well I guess we'll see if he shows up to the ring!



... can I send yet?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 09:00:59 AM

... can I send yet?  :lol

NO CHANCE .... NO CHANCE IN HELL ...

Seriously, let's wait for: a) two vacant spots to fill, b) me to explain rounds and themes, c) Katt to wrap his roulette up
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 09:08:34 AM
Who's Katt?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 09:11:31 AM
A dude who knows exactly what keyfabe is all about, it seems.  :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Evermind on March 18, 2020, 09:11:43 AM
Now this I can't possibly miss! In.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 09:12:55 AM
Nikolai Volkov has finally showed up!


One spot left peeps
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Podaar on March 18, 2020, 09:14:46 AM
So I'm at work, I had my uniform on - button down shirt, clip-on tie, blazer and slacks - and I was working the Rowdy Roddy Piper/Jake The Snake Roberts cage match.   

Proved. Foley is great jabroni. FUCK CLIP ON TIE TO THE EYE!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 18, 2020, 09:34:49 AM
Throwing out some of my fave's from the 80s, before the WWF became a virtual monopoly, I loved the late days of the NWA

Von Erich's - always loved Kerry... amazing to think he did a good chunk of his career on one foot.
Magnum TA / Nikita Koloff ... great feud at the height of the cold war
Midnight Express
Rock 'n' Roll Express
Fabulous Freebirds
Road Warriors (they were the baddest of the badass mofo's, then became soft as shit in the WWF).
Abdullah the Butcher

Scaffold matches, War Games, Crockett Cup, PWI Magazine, Starcade (the birth of monthly PPVs)... ahh, the good ole days.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 09:49:32 AM
Good times indeed, and I'd add maybe the greatest wrestling talker ever, Jim Cornette.

Speaking of old days, do you remember the omnipresent "don't try this at home" campaign? Well, I swear there is NO finisher my brother hasn't tried to replicate on my body between 1982 and 1990.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 09:55:26 AM
Throwing out some of my fave's from the 80s, before the WWF became a virtual monopoly, I loved the late days of the NWA

Von Erich's - always loved Kerry... amazing to think he did a good chunk of his career on one foot.
Magnum TA / Nikita Koloff ... great feud at the height of the cold war
Midnight Express
Rock 'n' Roll Express
Fabulous Freebirds
Road Warriors (they were the baddest of the badass mofo's, then became soft as shit in the WWF).
Abdullah the Butcher

Scaffold matches, War Games, Crockett Cup, PWI Magazine, Starcade (the birth of monthly PPVs)... ahh, the good ole days.

I don’t recognize one name in this post.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Podaar on March 18, 2020, 10:00:42 AM
I don’t recognize one name in this post.

Yeah, this is one occasion I won't give you any shit. I'm just a clueless about this wrestling thing as you. Maybe more.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Evermind on March 18, 2020, 10:01:51 AM
Yep. I only recognize Sting from the OP, never knew he also was a wrestler!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Elite on March 18, 2020, 10:04:38 AM
Speaking of old days, do you remember the omnipresent "don't try this at home" campaign?

You mean the only video game ever that had a buying advice in its title?

(https://www.retroplace.com/pics/ps2/packshots/97482--backyard-wrestling-dont-try-this-at-home.png)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 10:06:44 AM
I’m not aware of any post 1982 wrestlers
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Evermind on March 18, 2020, 10:07:03 AM
I’m not aware of any post 1982 wrestlers

FTFM
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Postwhore on March 18, 2020, 10:08:16 AM
I’m not aware.

FTFM

FTFY
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 18, 2020, 10:10:12 AM
Ok, so are we all going with avatar changes then?  Gotta find me a good Hitman one.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Crow on March 18, 2020, 10:12:47 AM
I’m not.

FTFM

FTFY

FTFM 2 Scenes From A Mem-
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 10:15:59 AM
Ok, so are we all going with avatar changes then?

It would be great
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Crow on March 18, 2020, 10:19:00 AM
i'm definitely not changing mine  :lol have fun y'all
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Postwhore on March 18, 2020, 10:20:11 AM
i'm definitely not changing mine  :lol have fun y'all

Photoshop a head on the body. Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Stadler on March 18, 2020, 10:24:15 AM
Throwing out some of my fave's from the 80s, before the WWF became a virtual monopoly, I loved the late days of the NWA

Von Erich's - always loved Kerry... amazing to think he did a good chunk of his career on one foot.
Magnum TA / Nikita Koloff ... great feud at the height of the cold war
Midnight Express
Rock 'n' Roll Express
Fabulous Freebirds
Road Warriors (they were the baddest of the badass mofo's, then became soft as shit in the WWF).
Abdullah the Butcher

Scaffold matches, War Games, Crockett Cup, PWI Magazine, Starcade (the birth of monthly PPVs)... ahh, the good ole days.

I don’t recognize one name in this post.

I get some of those, but for me, the Fabulous Freebirds, Abdullah The Butcher, and the Von Erichs were all staples on GCW.  Especially the Freebirds.  They were big for a while (I almost went with Michael Hayes here.)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Evermind on March 18, 2020, 10:31:28 AM
Let me find the most hilarious picture I can then, be right back in a few minutes!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Sacul on March 18, 2020, 10:38:44 AM
Noice, might finally be time for me to change avatar since forever :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 10:47:08 AM
MAKE THE AMERICAN DREAM GREAT AGAIN!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Evermind on March 18, 2020, 10:50:31 AM
I just read up on my guy on Wikipedia and apparently the Iron Shrek is my best buddy, hey Gregg
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Stadler on March 18, 2020, 10:54:55 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THE TOM BRADY HAVE THE SEX WHEREVER HE WANT</p>&mdash; The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) <a href="https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1239901945189580801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I can't seem to embed the Twitter, but the Iron Sheik says this:

"THE TOM BRADY HAVE THE SEX WHEREVER HE WANT"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 10:57:48 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THE TOM BRADY HAVE THE SEX WHEREVER HE WANT</p>&mdash; The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) <a href="https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1239901945189580801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

HAHAHAHA. God bless him.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Podaar on March 18, 2020, 10:59:24 AM
I just read up on my guy on Wikipedia and apparently the Iron Shrek is my best buddy, hey Gregg

:hifive:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Podaar on March 18, 2020, 11:02:31 AM
Volkov and Shiek gang suplex all needle dicks. FUCK WEDNESDAYS!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 18, 2020, 11:03:53 AM
Volkov and Shiek gang suplex all needle dicks. FUCK WEDNESDAYS!

Where's The Anvil when I need him?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Train of Naught on March 18, 2020, 12:42:46 PM
Eyyyyy Jake 'The Snake' Roberts here wassup :millahhhh
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Crow on March 18, 2020, 12:46:03 PM
If this is what it takes to end the train epidemic running across DTF i guess i can't complain
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: romdrums on March 18, 2020, 01:01:49 PM
<--- That works.   :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Podaar on March 18, 2020, 01:07:22 PM
Volkov and Shiek gang suplex all needle dicks. FUCK WEDNESDAYS!

Where's The Anvil when I need him?

On Bieber desk humping pencil sharpener. Punk
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Stadler on March 18, 2020, 01:09:22 PM
Holy shit, this is a thing of goddamn beauty.   Indiscipline is now by FAR my favorite DTF-er.  This is epic change.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 01:12:13 PM
The fact that some videos and pictures of Dusty Rhodes make him look and sound like he could be Randy Newman's brother, and that I am assigned him, makes me happier than Indiscipline could ever know.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: romdrums on March 18, 2020, 01:16:06 PM
Let me find the most hilarious picture I can then, be right back in a few minutes!

And you have succeeded.   :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 01:18:59 PM
I live to serve, and you guys are wonderful.

Wait for next year, or the next natural catastrophe, when we're doing this with '70s hairy porn.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: lonestar on March 18, 2020, 02:22:01 PM
And avatar changed  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Elite on March 18, 2020, 03:03:58 PM
Can't dogbird just be a wrestler in this case? I've had this avatar for years and years, I've come to accept it as being part of my online persona, as it has been for times. I'm really bad with change.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Crow on March 18, 2020, 03:06:28 PM
hey don't worry elite i'm 100% not changing my avatar either
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 03:07:12 PM
Buzz Killington I and II, respectively.  :loser: :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Elite on March 18, 2020, 03:12:21 PM
hey don't worry elite i'm 100% not changing my avatar either

no. but you did change your name
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Train of Naught on March 18, 2020, 03:16:14 PM
Why even change your name in the first place, Panorama was a pretty cool nickname!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 03:17:26 PM
Why even change your name in the first place, Panorama was a pretty cool nickname!

No, no, I thought it was "Pananarama"?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on March 18, 2020, 03:18:21 PM
Panana Phone
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Train of Naught on March 18, 2020, 03:21:55 PM
Oh yeah you’re both right, it’s been so long I forgot
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 18, 2020, 03:22:26 PM
Volkov and Shiek gang suplex all needle dicks. FUCK WEDNESDAYS!

Where's The Anvil when I need him?

On Bieber desk humping pencil sharpener. Punk

I don't know what your problem is.  I've always been a jam up guy.  Never ducked anyone, anytime, anywhere.  You're carrying a grudge, that's fine.  Lace up the your little Keebler elf-boots, cuz you couldn't even carry my jock-strap - not that you need one to carry around slim Jim and your twins. As you already acknowledged that you know all about humping pencil sharpeners, eh?  Have you got the guts to step into the ring with the Excellence of Execution?  Wave that wannabe ISIS flag around all you want, twirl that cartoon moustache like you have some evil plan. All the little kids at home are gonna watch me break you into little pieces.  Is that what you want?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Podaar on March 18, 2020, 03:52:33 PM
Volkov and Shiek gang suplex all needle dicks. FUCK WEDNESDAYS!

Where's The Anvil when I need him?

On Bieber desk humping pencil sharpener. Punk

I don't know what your problem is.  I've always been a jam up guy.  Never ducked anyone, anytime, anywhere.  You're carrying a grudge, that's fine.  Lace up the your little Keebler elf-boots, cuz you couldn't even carry my jock-strap - not that you need one to carry around slim Jim and your twins. As you already acknowledged that you know all about humping pencil sharpeners, eh?  Have you got the guts to step into the ring with the Excellence of Execution?  Wave that wannabe ISIS flag around all you want, twirl that cartoon moustache like you have some evil plan. All the little kids at home are gonna watch me break you into little pieces.  Is that what you want?

Too much words raisin balls. FUCK YOU WORDS. Ant dick you make Miley Cyrus dry like Iranian desert.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 03:53:53 PM
Jeez, and I thought I was lost in the Exercise Thread.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 03:55:25 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 04:31:48 PM
Can't dogbird just be a wrestler in this case? I've had this avatar for years and years, I've come to accept it as being part of my online persona, as it has been for times. I'm really bad with change.

You can do whatever you please, my friend. In fact, the Dogbird will be your wrestler and The Red Panda Cyril's one if it's ok for you guys.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 18, 2020, 04:36:21 PM
Volkov and Shiek gang suplex all needle dicks. FUCK WEDNESDAYS!

Where's The Anvil when I need him?

On Bieber desk humping pencil sharpener. Punk

I don't know what your problem is.  I've always been a jam up guy.  Never ducked anyone, anytime, anywhere.  You're carrying a grudge, that's fine.  Lace up the your little Keebler elf-boots, cuz you couldn't even carry my jock-strap - not that you need one to carry around slim Jim and your twins. As you already acknowledged that you know all about humping pencil sharpeners, eh?  Have you got the guts to step into the ring with the Excellence of Execution?  Wave that wannabe ISIS flag around all you want, twirl that cartoon moustache like you have some evil plan. All the little kids at home are gonna watch me break you into little pieces.  Is that what you want?

Too much words raisin balls. FUCK YOU WORDS. Ant dick you make Miley Cyrus dry like Iranian desert.

You french kiss your sister with that mouth?  I can't believe you didn't need to take the "I speaka da english" test to get into this country. Your english proficiency rating wouldn't even make a good earthquake reading. It's like aliens zapped you with a stupidity ray.... twice.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 04:56:41 PM
 :eek
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 05:02:24 PM
So....rules, rounds,...music?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 18, 2020, 05:07:44 PM
I think it's fitting that TAC is Ric Flair, since Sting and Ric Flair were basically rivals  :corn :metal

Maybe we will duke it out for the finale again!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 05:25:04 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Sting_2009_portrait.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Postwhore on March 18, 2020, 05:26:31 PM
YOU YOU GO TIM!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 05:35:52 PM
Couch fucker :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Postwhore on March 18, 2020, 05:40:51 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Postwhore on March 18, 2020, 05:42:25 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/MKwQsDQr/ef332d6cf41e72d3d7c60837e35d288d.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 05:47:58 PM
What in the wild wild world of sports is goin' on here?

Loving it.

While we wait for our elusive last participant, let me give you a rounds/themes breakdown to amuse yourselves with:


Round I: Cut That Promo. A wrestler's mic reaches further and often hits harder than his hands. You gotta be able to unman and eviscerate your opponent with your words before he even gets into the ring, and it helps if in the process your architecture of aggression draws an enthusiastic crowd to your side.

Flame me with music. Find a song which seems born and tailored to deeply offend me, but mind you: I still gotta like it. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and offensive weapon.

Round II: Entrance Music. Barge in on the arena with the right tune and half the battle is already won. The crowd will move at your command, respond to your catchposes, become your dancing and singing army. Never again it will be possible to disjoint a tune's first four bars from your image.

Introduce me with music. Find a song that totally represents me and projects my traits on a 1/100 scale. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and exalting instrument.

Round III: Tag Team Match. The ultimate collaboration in fighting, a graceful deadly dance where connection and harmony are often the difference between victory and a world of hurt. And defeat. And humiliation. But it's also a matter of diversity and complementarity.

I will give you a specific piece of music, you must find its perfect complementary piece. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and ideal companion.

Round IV: Submission Lock. Hitting your opponent to a pulp is fine and dandy, but nothing exhudes superiority like forcing the sucker to tap out by virtue of your sheer strenght and body odor. Pression over Time indeed.

Everybody knows I resent orc vocals. Send me a growl tune so damn spectacular to make me finally admit that in such circumstances singing like a kobold is not only acceptable but the best choice.

Round V: The Heel Turn. Nothing creates more buzz and excitement than a good guy turning villain all of a sudden. Everything you believed to know backflips and the show is all new and full of possibilities once again. Think Mike Portnoy.

I will give you a specific piece of music, you must find its symmetrical evil twin. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and perfect bizarro counterpart.

Round VI: The Finisher. That's your ultimate weapon; not only a one-use move capable of terminating your adversary and possibly hurt yourself, but the move that defines you as a wrestler and sums your character up most efficiently.

Same as round two, but this time it's about YOU.


After six rounds usually some sort of roulette fatigue comes creeping in, hence we go where no rouletter has gone before. No risk it, no biscuit.

Final Round: The Royal Rumble. The previous rounds will generate a standing, which will be the inverted order you will enter the ring. Ex: the last two participants will start trying to eliminate each other with their song. Once we have a winner, the second to last will enter and fight him, and so on. This means who's in first place could win it all with just one submission, while the dude in the last spot must pump out 14 good to great tunes in order to shock the audience.

I don't want to dance the resend foxtrot this time, so everything is game, even stuff I already know (as you can see, the rounds are designed to value how you use a song more than which song you use) if you think it works the best. You can even send me two songs and I will pick the one I like best or the only one viable if the known tune is a bit too much known and loved bordering on flat out cheating. Don't PM me. I will PM you my email address and we'll work from there.

PLEASE DON'T SEND YET. I WILL PM YOU WHEN WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 05:53:36 PM
I PMed you before reading this post. Sorry  :rollin

EDIT: This could be the best roulette ever.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 06:10:46 PM
Alex, are we to send THREE songs each round? Did you say that in the OP?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 06:13:37 PM
You can send one, two, and even three.

It makes it easier for you if in doubt and for me to avoid the please resend polka.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 06:16:39 PM
So we can send three songs, and you'll pick the best one? Is that right?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 18, 2020, 06:19:14 PM
Oh can't you seeeeeee, you got that riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 06:35:09 PM
Oh can't you seeeeeee, you got that riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
:heart

(https://i.imgur.com/OS195jb.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 08:14:09 PM
inb4 literally everybody sends 3 songs
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: TAC on March 18, 2020, 08:32:12 PM
I got my three picked out. Will await Indiscipline's PM.


EDIT: Sent anyway. ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: lonestar on March 18, 2020, 08:45:47 PM
Greatest. Round. Themes. Ever.


That finale....I'm amazed no one has done that before, it's fucking brilliant.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 18, 2020, 08:57:01 PM
Oh dude I totally forgot I played in Indi's first roulette. Wtf?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Postwhore on March 18, 2020, 09:00:48 PM
I want to body slam you all.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 18, 2020, 09:06:55 PM
I don't think I can absorb the awesomeness of this right now.  Of course, that could be the quad martini talking.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Podaar on March 19, 2020, 05:48:51 AM
I want to body slam you all.

Only thing you slam is green shit tongue fuzzy doll you carry you jabroni. I can beat the fuck off you all day cause of your micro green dick. Have a nice day
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 19, 2020, 06:18:32 AM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 19, 2020, 06:29:09 AM
All you nut waffling degenerates need to up your game.  Updating avatar's is not enough. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: King Postwhore on March 19, 2020, 08:09:40 AM
I want to body slam you all.

Only thing you slam is green shit tongue fuzzy doll you carry you jabroni. I can beat the fuck off you all day cause of your micro green dick. Have a nice day

(https://i.postimg.cc/Wprj8Hmg/george-the-animal-steele-death.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 19, 2020, 09:56:36 AM
All you nut waffling degenerates need to up your game.  Updating avatar's is not enough.

Who you talkin' to, you hot pink, frilly tassel wearin' pansy? You're gonna wake up to The American Dream, or maybe pass out to it when I get through with you! You and me, Bret Hart! HARD TIMES are comin' for you, daddy!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 19, 2020, 10:03:44 AM
All you nut waffling degenerates need to up your game.  Updating avatar's is not enough.

Who you talkin' to, you hot pink, frilly tassel wearin' pansy? You're gonna wake up to The American Dream, or maybe pass out to it when I get through with you! You and me, Bret Hart! HARD TIMES are comin' for you, daddy!

Why don't you head over to Rolf's shed where you store your filthy animals, you filthy animal!?  Show them some "hard times", you banjo-playing, boot-wearing, perm-puffing, hillbilly freakshow..
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Crow on March 19, 2020, 10:06:19 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on March 19, 2020, 10:10:46 AM
Someone just send Big Boss Man's theme, unaltered, as a round submission
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: lonestar on March 19, 2020, 10:36:03 AM
Are you ok with covers being sent? I think I got a good one for this round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 19, 2020, 10:42:36 AM
Everything's game fo this roulette, man. Covers, live, babymetal. Everything.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: The Walrus on March 19, 2020, 10:48:55 AM
All you nut waffling degenerates need to up your game.  Updating avatar's is not enough.

Who you talkin' to, you hot pink, frilly tassel wearin' pansy? You're gonna wake up to The American Dream, or maybe pass out to it when I get through with you! You and me, Bret Hart! HARD TIMES are comin' for you, daddy!

Why don't you head over to Rolf's shed where you store your filthy animals, you filthy animal!?  Show them some "hard times", you banjo-playing, boot-wearing, perm-puffing, hillbilly freakshow..

Filthy animals do not belong in Rolf's shed!!

I got a message for all Canadia: I'm as cold as a cold wind blows, daddy, and when I'm done with Wet Fart, I'm gonna bring hard times to every poutine-suckin' moose hugger who don't fall in line and show some respect! You think you know pain? You think you know struggle? I'll show you pain! I'll show you struggle!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Indiscipline on March 19, 2020, 11:18:39 AM
DING DING DING


Fock the email thing, PM away jobbers!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Evermind on March 19, 2020, 11:22:08 AM
:lol

I have two good ideas for the first round but I'm going to try to go to sleep early for once, so I'll send tomorrow! I'm going to fire up some questions via PM right now though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2020, 11:29:32 AM
I normally skip the roulette threads but dammit if I would have loved to have signed up for this one.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Evermind on March 19, 2020, 11:32:10 AM
I normally skip the roulette threads but dammit if I would have loved to have signed up for this one.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Nikolai_Volkoff.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: romdrums on March 19, 2020, 11:44:44 AM
Sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: jingle.boy on March 19, 2020, 11:45:26 AM
I'll show you pain! I'll show you struggle!

You mean, watching you put your boots on?  Or your ole lady gettin wet when you slip into bed beside her?  Or me keeping my lunch down at either thought?  What kind of struggle are we talkin about here?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 19, 2020, 11:56:37 AM
I normally skip the roulette threads but dammit if I would have loved to have signed up for this one.

Sign up then!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2020, 12:11:32 PM
If this is still open I'm in!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: King Postwhore on March 19, 2020, 12:16:02 PM
If this is still open I'm in!

(https://i.postimg.cc/nc1hzjMX/tenor-7.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 19, 2020, 12:16:47 PM
Done, thanks for joining!

Take your sweet time reading through the mechanics, there's no rush thanks to the virus. Meanwhile, feel free to flame the other workers with glee.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: The Walrus on March 19, 2020, 12:19:55 PM
Dusty Rhodes sent that hot fire
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2020, 12:21:31 PM
Ok daughter is doing schoolwork on the home computer now. When I get back on I'll get up to speed.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: lonestar on March 19, 2020, 12:28:22 PM
Sent....



Oooooooh yeah....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Podaar on March 19, 2020, 12:34:14 PM
Sent. Punks.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Train of Naught on March 19, 2020, 12:52:13 PM
Sent! Loving these themes :lol

EDIT: just remembered I can send up to 3, but for round 1 I'm sure I just want to send this one track, will keep it in mind for future rounds though
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: romdrums on March 19, 2020, 12:58:01 PM
Now that The Undertaker is here:

(https://i.imgur.com/38HKsFng.jpg)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Train of Naught on March 19, 2020, 12:59:19 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/52656116ab3e8291342f7deb3f2415bc/tumblr_pr0cdgndKE1u3vseto1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2020, 01:02:17 PM
Quick comment on wrestling and wrestlers (sorry I am late to the party)...

I grew up on both 80s WWF and JCP on TBS. My favorites were the Rock n Roll Express (meaningless in the grand scheme of things but I was so happy that the WWE inducted them in to their HoF); Flair and the Four Horsemen, Jake Roberts, Roddy Piper, Rick Rude, Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase (man that gimmick was gold, when he kicked the basketball out from that kid who was dribbling it for money...); then wrestling disappeared from my life till around 2000, when I got reintroduced to the WWF. I never got back to being a big fan, but I followed it casually for years. Favorite from this second period of following is wrestling is The Undertaker. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: lonestar on March 19, 2020, 01:04:19 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/52656116ab3e8291342f7deb3f2415bc/tumblr_pr0cdgndKE1u3vseto1_400.jpg)

Too late.... For him and me lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Podaar on March 19, 2020, 01:55:53 PM
For the wrestling knowledgeable; who is that pictured in Indiscipline's avatar?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 19, 2020, 01:59:03 PM
Ooooooh, you're doing this right, you sneaky rascal you.

Jim Cornette
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: TAC on March 19, 2020, 02:14:51 PM
For the wrestling knowledgeable; who is that pictured in Indiscipline's avatar?

Graham Bonnett.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: King Postwhore on March 19, 2020, 02:16:01 PM
He'll love this Roulette all night long.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 19, 2020, 02:21:16 PM
He'll love this Roulette all night long.

Nope. Since you've been gone love's not friend of mine
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Stadler on March 19, 2020, 02:24:16 PM
Thankfully you live in the danger zone!  You'll be makin' love in no time!



So.... it says "no PM"; how do I send you my songs? 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 19, 2020, 02:25:07 PM
PM is fine  :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2020, 02:48:35 PM
I totally forgot to include in my brief wrestling summary two of my all-time favorites, maybe because I was thinking of wrestlers only. Cornette and Bobby 'The Brain" Heenan.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 19, 2020, 02:57:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/50IsZvT.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2020, 03:12:32 PM
WILL YOU STOP!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: The Walrus on March 19, 2020, 03:32:35 PM
This is The American Dream's 12345th post.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Elite on March 19, 2020, 04:15:57 PM
PM is fine  :tup

You got it, along with the (not so very much) why I chose this song in particular.

GET READY.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: TAC on March 19, 2020, 04:28:14 PM
Just found footage of J Boy's final match.



(https://i.imgur.com/4aHRRnU.gif?noredirect)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: romdrums on March 19, 2020, 06:53:15 PM
That’s a short clip.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: TAC on March 19, 2020, 07:02:34 PM
That’s a short clip.

:neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 19, 2020, 08:10:40 PM
It's SHOWTIME!
(https://media.tenor.com/images/cac62c343f916ee2644dbfcc6c47d6c5/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: jingle.boy on March 19, 2020, 09:54:26 PM
Just found footage of J Boy's final match.



(https://i.imgur.com/4aHRRnU.gif?noredirect)

Big Little talk for a guy that doesn't even know how to change his avatar.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Crow on March 19, 2020, 10:03:38 PM
no, see, his wrestler is The Iron Maiden, live at the Dream Theater
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: jingle.boy on March 19, 2020, 10:10:33 PM
WILL YOU STOP!

The humanoids will never understand.

My favorite ever Heenan moment was some idle chit-chat with Gorilla, and then Tatanka's intro tape rolled... which was a Native scream  - "AAAYYY YI YI YI YI YI YI" kinda thing.  Brain immediately screams "Indians! Duck, Monsoon".

Heenan was the best.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Cool Chris on March 19, 2020, 10:31:14 PM
The way he and Mean Gene were able to turn that garbage Gimmick Battle Royal in WM17 in to a commentary goldmine attests to their genius.

Iron Sheik starts walking down the ramp.
5 minutes later he has almost made it to the ring.
Heenan: "By the time the Iron Sheik gets to the ring it will be Wrestlemania 38!"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: lonestar on March 19, 2020, 10:47:04 PM
Mean Gene and The Brain made that era of wrestling as much as, if not more than, any of the wrestlers. Probably the best on screen chemistry between two people ever.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: jingle.boy on March 20, 2020, 05:42:52 AM
Narrowing down on my submissions be like ....

(https://media.giphy.com/media/kQ9p2HplPkWPe/giphy.gif)

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/x0w62ZcupOMak/source.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Elite on March 20, 2020, 05:47:28 AM
That's what I thought when I sent Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz by Mr. Bungle.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 20, 2020, 05:49:31 AM
Heenan and Mean Gene should have been a presidential ticket.


A little reminder while we're here: Round One song is supposed to be OFFENSIVE:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: jingle.boy on March 20, 2020, 06:26:55 AM
Does anything offend you though?  Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 20, 2020, 06:28:48 AM
Not really, but I can appreciate effort and viciousness !
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Elite on March 20, 2020, 07:25:12 AM
Yeah, well I took 'offensive' in a not-so-literal way. Just to make sure you understood what I sent instead of that fantastic Mr. Bungke track you chose to reject :) - in a sense, it's kind-of a polar opposite. Hope I offended you enough by having to listen to it - by the way, I think the track I sent is quite fantastic. It has a habit of sticking in your head, especially when you play it on repeat for an hour straight. Go try that out, see how offended you get then.

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA. HELP ME
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 20, 2020, 07:29:15 AM
We good, Rich. I rejected Mr Bungle 'cause I love Mike Patton too much.

Just wanted to clarify the mechanics for everybody, but really, as long as you know it needs to be offensive and you think it's gonna be offensive, you're doing it right.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: The Walrus on March 20, 2020, 07:29:53 AM
I got more where that came from, daddy. And you best believe I ain't done with you yet.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Evermind on March 20, 2020, 08:36:43 AM
Sent!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Train of Naught on March 20, 2020, 08:58:06 AM
I would be somewhat surprised if my song is not at least among the most directly offensive ones of the round :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Podaar on March 20, 2020, 09:40:45 AM
Offensive like Mahomes (who have the sex whenever he want) or offensive like Jake the worm dick Roberts jabroni? #justinbelieberfuckyouforever
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Podaar on March 20, 2020, 09:44:05 AM
Sent!

Have cold beer, comrade. FUCK WARM BEER!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Stadler on March 20, 2020, 09:44:58 AM
Sent mine!   Mrs. Foley's Little Boy is fixin' to kick some heavy duty booty.  That is EXACTLY my bag, babay! 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: King Postwhore on March 20, 2020, 09:56:02 AM
Grunt.

Snort. 

Sent.

Burp.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: jingle.boy on March 20, 2020, 09:58:43 AM
Excellence has been executed.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: The Walrus on March 20, 2020, 10:02:32 AM
You know, I totally expect to bomb, but there is a very slight chance that the cosmos will grant me a gift and it will blow Indi's mind.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 20, 2020, 10:09:55 AM
It blows alright.















Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: King Postwhore on March 20, 2020, 10:11:48 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: The Walrus on March 20, 2020, 10:12:44 AM
Hey, you can't tell me it doesn't fit the theme. Suck on that!  :loser:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 20, 2020, 10:14:34 AM
Just focking with you, man. I'm not listening until I've got them all.


Plus, the way this roulette is structured, does scoring great points really matter?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: The Walrus on March 20, 2020, 10:16:58 AM
It does as long as I'm guaranteed to move on, focker. I have wined and dined with kings and queens and I’ve slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans. I ain't afraid to go back to the bottom, daddy, but I'm fighting my way to the top and I'm going out swinging!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: King Postwhore on March 20, 2020, 10:17:58 AM
Just focking with you, man. I'm not listening until I've got them all.


Plus, the way this roulette is structured, does scoring great points really matter?


IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 20, 2020, 10:24:20 AM
*huge pop*


I have a mind to ask bosk to keep this thread as permanent flame sub-forum.  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Podaar on March 20, 2020, 10:36:49 AM
Hey, you can't tell me it doesn't fit the theme. Suck on that!  :loser:

Iron Sheik can tell you to suck on that. SUCK ON THAT! See?

Cameraman, you need use the zoom.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: jingle.boy on March 20, 2020, 11:21:58 AM
It blows alright.

The struggle is real!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Stadler on March 20, 2020, 12:00:15 PM
It does as long as I'm guaranteed to move on, focker. I have wined and dined with kings and queens and I’ve slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans. I ain't afraid to go back to the bottom, daddy, but I'm fighting my way to the top and I'm going out swinging!

This is all killer, no filler.   Classic.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Sacul on March 20, 2020, 05:49:39 PM
Goddamnit guys, I leave for a second and you're all acting weird :lol

I'll send something nastily offensive soon
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: King Postwhore on March 21, 2020, 07:26:42 AM
Alright!  Which mod did this?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(https://i.postimg.cc/GtG1ryZb/Screenshot-20200321-092436-Chrome.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/gLz7Hnz7)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Zydar on March 21, 2020, 07:30:17 AM
:lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: The Walrus on March 21, 2020, 07:32:28 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Elite on March 21, 2020, 07:32:36 AM
Wow :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: TAC on March 21, 2020, 07:33:13 AM
Joe, I only refenced it two days ago!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Indiscipline on March 21, 2020, 07:33:58 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/fPtNJgI.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: King Postwhore on March 21, 2020, 09:33:57 AM
Joe, I only refenced it two days ago!

I know! :lol

I spit out my coffee when I saw that. Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: Cool Chris on March 21, 2020, 11:40:39 AM
Man, for an 8 year old me just getting in to WWF, George The Animal Steele was the most bizarre person I'd ever seen in any capacity. 

Round 1 song submitted.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: lonestar on March 21, 2020, 12:45:00 PM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 21, 2020, 02:14:45 PM
Man, for an 8 year old me just getting in to WWF, George The Animal Steele was the most bizarre person I'd ever seen in any capacity. 

For me, it was The Missing Link.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: ariich on March 21, 2020, 05:14:43 PM
The British Bulldog is in the building!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: Podaar on March 21, 2020, 05:57:54 PM
Alright!  Which mod did this?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, when I saw this the other day, I thought you'd changed it based on your conversation with Tim.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 21, 2020, 06:08:13 PM
I did not but it's hilarious.   
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: TAC on March 21, 2020, 06:14:08 PM
... it's hilarious.   

Not to the couch.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: The Walrus on March 21, 2020, 06:16:28 PM
I want to know who sent what. I'm jamming mine at the moment and it is just so hype for the theme, and I'm the only one who will think that.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 21, 2020, 06:18:48 PM
... it's hilarious.   

Not to the couch.

Not true. I saw the couch's eyes roll back and it's toes curl.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: Podaar on March 21, 2020, 06:46:09 PM
The British Bulldog is in the building!

Shit, jabroni. Word you mean is British Bullshit. Bo Derek want her hair back #sweatyspicefuckyou
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: The Walrus on March 21, 2020, 06:47:05 PM
The British Bulldog is in the building!

Shit, jabroni. Word you mean is British Bullshit. Bo Derek want her hair back #sweatyspicefuckyou

 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 21, 2020, 06:54:02 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 21, 2020, 07:00:00 PM
The British Bulldog is in the building!

Shit, jabroni. Word you mean is British Bullshit. Bo Derek want her hair back #sweatyspicefuckyou

 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

POTY
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: lonestar on March 21, 2020, 09:01:06 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 22, 2020, 08:41:45 AM
The British Bulldog is in the building!

Shit, jabroni. Word you mean is British Bullshit. Bo Derek want her hair back #sweatyspicefuckyou

I snorted half cup of hot espresso on my cat, which rolled upon the other cat, and now they're wrestling.

Life is beautiful once again.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 22, 2020, 04:58:59 PM
I think I almost have them all. Boy, you're a vicious bunch.

There will be a HangHoganman, and it will be bizarro.


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Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 22, 2020, 05:18:45 PM
YES! Looking forward to bizarro hangmemes again! :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 22, 2020, 05:24:27 PM
I can't wait!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: TAC on March 22, 2020, 06:15:09 PM
Hangman...with Flair.


Wooo!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 06:45:50 AM
Welcome to Bizarro HangHoganMan:

(https://i.imgur.com/JMyNzIq.jpg)

Blind Minstrel – Martina / Silvia Ayreon -
Vulnerable Sinner – Down Mine Armored Saint - Up Yours
Mel Unleashed – Devil Blow
Frail Fogey – Abstinent
6d10+24 – Staring Kowalski
Smart Mob – Milk, No Sugar, Or She Bites Moron Police -
Auschwitz Dance – Lead
Florence Griffith-Joyner – Jogging Sheep
Paper Tiger – Doug Christie Steel Panther -
Zep meet Sabbath – Donnie on Stormy
I 8 Rap – Provincial Cruisers
Focking Posers – Throw the Towel
Space Cadet – When He Sings in Tune
Reeds In Favour – Pitched Battle TV
Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard - Little Dick


Or, by my immediate response:

“You vicious bastard”
“You first: age before beauty”
“That hurt”
“You spell that with o when you talk to me”
“Cool”
“She would appreciate”
“You crazy mofo”
“Focking hate them”
“My wife wishes so”
“Wow”
“Whatthefockisthat”
“I focking despise them”
“You clever fock”
“Boom”
“My wife confirms”
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 07:01:45 AM
How does this work? I know what the second one is.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Evermind on March 23, 2020, 07:06:58 AM
Armored Saint - Up Yours

Last time we did one at a time so I'll stick with that.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 07:07:58 AM
How does this work? I know what the second one is.

When you know the artist/song just post it, unless it's yours obviously.

Armored Saint - Up Yours

Last time we did one at a time so I'll stick with that.

Or unless Evermind beats you to it, obviously
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 07:10:21 AM
He not beat me. I tagged him. We are best team. Jabroni.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 07:11:00 AM
*Applause Emoticon*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 07:13:06 AM
The spitting gif really works for these nasty posts.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 23, 2020, 07:17:33 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 07:20:28 AM
I'll be amazed if anyone manages to get mine.

I'm terrible at Indangoltalkinboutman.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: jingle.boy on March 23, 2020, 07:41:13 AM
I see mine... that's about it.
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Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 08:08:32 AM
The fourth one: Babymetal - Amore  ???
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 08:12:47 AM
Nyet!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 08:13:24 AM
*Hacktui*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Elite on March 23, 2020, 08:31:41 AM
I see mine... that's about it.

Same.

Also, are those impressions in order, or just completely random?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 08:32:39 AM
Reactions in the same order as the above bizarrons
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 08:50:19 AM
In that case...

Quote
“Whatthefockisthat”

 :rollin

It's the ultimate hype song, brodium. It's as verbose and over the top and intimidating as the best pro wrestler monologue.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 08:57:05 AM
Steel Panther - Sneaky Little Bitch
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 08:58:36 AM
In that case...

Quote
“Whatthefockisthat”

 :rollin

It's the ultimate hype song, brodium. It's as verbose and over the top and intimidating as the best pro wrestler monologue.

You're exposing the business!

Steel Panther - Sneaky Little Bitch

Half right!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 09:01:12 AM
Steel Panther - Sneaky Little Bitch

Half right!

Supersonic Sex Machine (?)  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: jingle.boy on March 23, 2020, 09:04:50 AM
Some song in there is about coffee/caffeine.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 09:52:30 AM
Having never participated in this stuff before, I find it fascinating how many unlikely matches I can shoehorn in that don't really fit.  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Evermind on March 23, 2020, 09:59:56 AM
It's also more difficult this time, because instead of their best stuff, people sent things to offend Alex.

I also Googled stuff last time, and it's not like I can Google "Small Dick" which is what Huge Richard probably stands for.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 10:06:04 AM
Speak for yourself, I fucking love what I sent.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Evermind on March 23, 2020, 10:13:18 AM
Which one is yours? I'll give it my wildest guess. :biggrin:

Meanwhile, I have no idea about the rest, so I'll just have to try and guess it, too.

6d10+24 = Overkill? Fireball? Disintegrate? Finger of Death? Five Finger Death Punch? Blight? Heal? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 10:17:21 AM
I already alluded to which one is mine  :loser:

6d10+24... Deathspell Omega by Cyril? IDK  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 10:22:39 AM
Let's make it easier: it's 6d10+24 HP.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Evermind on March 23, 2020, 10:26:02 AM
Ah yes, my favourite band, Level 6 And A Constitution Modifier Of 4
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Crow on March 23, 2020, 10:39:38 AM
I already alluded to which one is mine  :loser:

6d10+24... Deathspell Omega by Cyril? IDK  :lol
1. i would never send deathspell omega
2. i'm not even in this roulette
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 10:44:55 AM
I already alluded to which one is mine  :loser:

6d10+24... Deathspell Omega by Cyril? IDK  :lol
1. i would never send deathspell omega
2. i'm not even in this roulette

you're literally in the participant list
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 10:49:51 AM
My bad, forgot to correct that
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Crow on March 23, 2020, 10:51:58 AM
also is Smart Mob -> Moron Police?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Evermind on March 23, 2020, 10:53:03 AM
also is Mel Unleashed -> Napalm Death?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 10:54:27 AM
also is Smart Mob -> Moron Police?

Yes!

also is Mel Unleashed -> Napalm Death?

No!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Evermind on March 23, 2020, 10:57:41 AM
What's next, are you going to tell me that Blind Minstrel isn't Ayreon? I can't for the life of me figure out the song though
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 11:00:05 AM
I'm going to tell you it is indeed Ayreon, and it's two connected songs.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Elite on March 23, 2020, 11:33:53 AM
So, I figured the last one is 'Little Richard' by Death Grips.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 11:34:51 AM
Nee!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Evermind on March 23, 2020, 11:36:35 AM
I'm half-convinced it's either Big Dick or Small Dick.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Crow on March 23, 2020, 11:41:28 AM
Lil Pump? Lil Dicky? :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on March 23, 2020, 11:50:04 AM
Lil Dicky? :neverusethis:

I can't imagine sending anything more offensive than Lil Dicky. :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 12:16:07 PM
Alright, I'm gonna give y'all Little Dick
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 12:55:23 PM
Um... is Damn Yankees one of the bands sent?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 12:59:05 PM
So Alex, am I to assume that you gave a quick listen to each song, and the ones in the hangman are the ones you are scoring? Or did you simply go with people's first choice?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 01:00:36 PM
Um... is Damn Yankees one of the bands sent?

(https://i.imgur.com/glBBkiL.gif)

So Alex, am I to assume that you gave a quick listen to each song, and the ones in the hangman are the ones you are scoring? Or did you simply go with people's first choice?

When given alternatives, I've listened and picked the ones I liked the most.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Stadler on March 23, 2020, 01:32:26 PM
Um... is Damn Yankees one of the bands sent?

Impossible!  There is no way that the silky smooth vocal stylings of Jack Blades, Tom Shaw, and/or Ted Nugent can be deemed offensive!  Mrs. Foley's Little Boy will not accept that!

Have a nice day!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 01:39:24 PM
Um... is Damn Yankees one of the bands sent?

Impossible!  There is no way that the silky smooth vocal stylings of Jack Blades, Tom Shaw, and/or Ted Nugent can be deemed offensive!  Mrs. Foley's Little Boy will not accept that!

Have a nice day!

That's what you is, all right. Run back to mama, boy, and let the grownups play!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 01:53:17 PM
The fact that Damn Yankees sucked so bad was quite offensive.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: romdrums on March 23, 2020, 02:02:33 PM
The fact that Damn Yankees sucked so bad was quite offensive.

I don't need to know how bad they sucked to know how bad they sucked!

(https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rowdy-roddy-piper-wwe-tribute.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Submit for round one, you ham'n'eggers!
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 02:22:12 PM

I 8 Rap – Provincial Cruisers


State Police?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 02:26:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/jAWkcPd.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 02:29:38 PM
I'm too dumb for Bizarro Hangomango.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 02:31:13 PM
I'm too dumb

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 02:32:32 PM
I'm too.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 02:33:44 PM
gesundheit
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: jingle.boy on March 23, 2020, 02:43:30 PM
I was gonna start making jokes, but I think I might've solved a couple:

Mel Unleashed ... Debbie Gibson?
Frail Fogey .... Ozzy Osborne?
Florence Griffith-Joyner ... Nine Inch Nails?
Focking Posers .... Demolition?  Powers of Pain?

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 02:44:37 PM
Nine Inch Nails is a great guess. I also thought of Debbie Gibson.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 02:50:59 PM
Chad got one

Blind Minstrel – Martina / Silvia Ayreon -
Vulnerable Sinner – Down Mine Armored Saint - Up Yours
Mel Unleashed – Devil Blow
Frail Fogey – Abstinent
6d10+24 – Staring Kowalski Manticora - Through the Eyes of the Killer
Smart Mob – Milk, No Sugar, Or She Bites Moron Police -
Auschwitz Dance – Lead
Florence Griffith-Joyner – Jogging Sheep Nine Inch Nails -
Paper Tiger – Doug Christie Steel Panther -
Zep meet Sabbath – Donnie on Stormy
I 8 Rap – Provincial Cruisers
Focking Posers – Throw the Towel
Space Cadet – When He Sings in Tune
Reeds In Favour – Pitched Battle TV
Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard H.W.A. - Little Dick


Or, by my immediate response:

“You vicious bastard”
“You first: age before beauty”
“That hurt”
“You spell that with o when you talk to me”
“Cool”
“She would appreciate”
“You crazy mofo”
“Focking hate them”
“My wife wishes so”
“Wow”
“Whatthefockisthat”
“I focking despise them”
“You clever fock”
“Boom”
“My wife confirms”
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: jingle.boy on March 23, 2020, 02:55:10 PM
Oh c'mon... the Powers of Pain were the biggest fucking posers there ever was!

Then again, I might be the only one here that remembers them.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 02:56:41 PM
Straight Outta Condom = Hoez With Attitude (?)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 02:58:52 PM
Gregg knows his hoez
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 03:01:42 PM
How the fuck are you people connecting the dots here?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 23, 2020, 03:05:00 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 03:05:53 PM
How the fuck are you people connecting the dots here?  :lol

Well, Straight Out of Compton was a famous rap album so that was a clue that it was rap. Replacing Compton with condom implies sex. HWA had a rap called Little Dick, so...

[edit] What the fuck Ayreon has to do with a blind minstrel I have no clue.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 03:10:33 PM
What the fuck is Ayreon boolshit. Iron Sheik make fuck Hitler and all Ayreons ass, make them humble.

Wait, wrong character.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Crow on March 23, 2020, 03:13:21 PM
What the fuck Ayreon has to do with a blind minstrel I have no clue.
the character "Ayreon" in the Ayreon concept is literally a blind minstrel
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 03:15:36 PM
What the fuck is Ayreon boolshit. Iron Sheik make fuck Hitler and all Ayreons ass, make them humble.

I've actually been avoiding Iron Sheik's obsession with violent anal sex...but now that you've opened the barn door...  :biggrin:

What the fuck Ayreon has to do with a blind minstrel I have no clue.
the character "Ayreon" in the Ayreon concept is literally a blind minstrel

Oh, I guess I'd actually need to give a shit about Ayreon music to know that.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 03:16:37 PM
Manticora-Through The Eyes Of A Killer
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 03:17:31 PM
What the fuck is Ayreon boolshit. Iron Sheik make fuck Hitler and all Ayreons ass, make them humble.

I've actually been avoiding Iron Sheik's obsession with violent anal sex...but now that you've opened the barn door...  :biggrin:

The greatest quote I've ever heard a celebrity say - on live radio, at least, and repeatedly - is "fuck your ass, make you humble" with that Chanukah "h". God, it makes me laugh
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 03:18:29 PM
Manticora-Through The Eyes Of A Killer

Tim knows his D&D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 03:19:21 PM
Not in the slightest. :lol


I mean, with all the fucking dorks in this roulette, I can't believe no one figured it out.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 03:26:49 PM
Not in the slightest. :lol


I mean, with all the fucking dorks in this roulette, I can't believe no one figured it out.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohc1cWo255fqJFGV2/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 23, 2020, 03:29:23 PM
Not in the slightest. :lol


I mean, with all the fucking dorks in this roulette, I can't believe no one figured it out.

Listen to the old man ramble.   :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 03:35:01 PM
I've heard of a band called Jon Cougar Concentration Camp (Auschwitz Dance) but I've never heard their music nor can I find a list of their songs on the interwebs.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 23, 2020, 03:43:47 PM
I'm afraid I've been even more complicated than usual on that one
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 03:45:40 PM
Like I said, shoehorn.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: jingle.boy on March 23, 2020, 05:28:24 PM
Like I said, shoehorn.

You wouldn't know a lie if it tickled your balls the way your ole lady did with Vince McMahon to get you your job title reigns.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 05:30:50 PM
Is that The Iron Sheik in Podaar's sig or Steve Harvey?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 23, 2020, 05:39:26 PM
Is that The Iron Sheik in Podaar's sig or Steve Harvey?
Sheik Harvey  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: lonestar on March 23, 2020, 05:59:14 PM
AIn't gonna lie, I'm completely lost on the hangmanamenam. Recognized mine and little else, and I would be downright shocked to see someone guess mine.


Oh, and fuck you all....ooooooh yeah......

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 23, 2020, 06:00:58 PM
Oh, and fuck you all....ooooooh yeah......
Alright Mr. Savage, if you start getting unruly I'm going to have to threaten you with my bat again...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Cool Chris on March 23, 2020, 06:20:41 PM
Ok, some of you guys should have been at Bletchley Park cracking the Enigma; I am at a complete loss how to even begin figuring any of these out.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 06:25:55 PM
Macho Man is comin' for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJULk0f9xA
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 06:27:57 PM
Macho Man is comin' for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-BPRXYk9g

FTFY
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 23, 2020, 06:31:13 PM
Macho Man is comin' for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-BPRXYk9g

FTFY

I stared at this post for way too long before I took action and figured it out. Well played. :clap:

Edit: wait, no, you just replaced the link. I was thinking you were clever and shit, but I'm just stupid.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 23, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
I'm shit and clever. ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 08:57:08 PM
Macho Man is comin' for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJULk0f9xA

Careful, American Ream, with all blonde curlies around you ears he might snap slim Jim off proving you both FUCKED IN THE HEAD! Suplex, you doing it wrong, jabroni fucker.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 09:00:15 PM
I'm shit and clever. ;D

You only half right. YOU SHIT.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 23, 2020, 09:04:51 PM
@ Ale

Lung Jacket - Fat Sex (?)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Evermind on March 23, 2020, 10:10:24 PM
Manticore has 8d10+24 in 5e :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 05:57:28 AM
I'm tooting my own shoehorn and stopped at 3e.

Jingle: Blind Minstrel – Martina / Silvia Ayreon - Memories / Love “You vicious bastard”
TAC: Vulnerable Sinner – Down Mine Armored Saint - Up Yours “You first: age before beauty”
Mel Unleashed – Devil Blow Alice in Chains - God Smack “That hurt”
Frail Fogey – Abstinent Strapping Young Lad - Fucker “You spell that with o when you talk to me”
Puppies: 6d10+24 – Staring Kowalski Manticore - Through the Eyes of the Killer “Cool”
Smart Mob – Milk, No Sugar, Or She Bites Moron Police - T-Bag Your Grandmama “She would appreciate”
Auschwitz Dance – Lead Spandau Ballet - Gold “You crazy mofo”
Florence Griffith-Joyner – Jogging Sheep Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs “Focking hate them”
Paper Tiger – Doug Christie Steel Panther - Pussywhipped “My wife wishes so”
Zep meet Sabbath – Donnie on Stormy Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex “Wow”
Katt: I 8 Rap – Provincial Cruisers Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers “Whatthefockisthat”
Focking Posers – Throw the Towel Guns'n'Roses - Get in the Ring “I focking despise them”
Space Cadet – When He Sings in Tune Roger Waters - It's a Miracle “You clever fock”
Reeds In Favour – Pitched Battle TV Brass Against - Guerilla Radio “Boom”
Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard H.W.A. - Little Dick “My wife confirms”
 


Plus:


Quarantine Impressions:

The most underrated heavy metal vocalist ever
One more vocal line and my nose starts to bleed
It makes me want to punch walls
I've been skipping this track for 30 years
I would pay good money to have Billy Milano sing this
Rythm section roid rage
No, it doesn't make me feel better
You discovered my vocal guilty pleasure
Rocking in 7/8 before it was cool
For a minute I thought you sent me Battery
Theme perfectly executed. Still can't stand'em.
Breathing is overrated, I guess
Funkanda Forever!
You focking did your homework
Hell hath no fury and all that jazz

guessy guessy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: jingle.boy on March 24, 2020, 06:22:48 AM
I had considered Get in the Ring.  Glad I dodged that bullet.  Methinks you still can't stand them.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 06:25:10 AM
I had considered Get in the Ring.  Glad I dodged that bullet.  Methinks you still can't stand them.

That was actually the first song I thought of. I wouldn't send it though.


J-Boy (or Evermind)-  Blind Minstrel – Martina / Silvia Ayreon - Memories / Love “You vicious bastard”
TAC-  Vulnerable Sinner – Down Mine Armored Saint - Up Yours “You first: age before beauty”
Chris (or Podaar)-  Mel Unleashed – Devil Blow Alice in Chains - God Smack “That hurt”
Evermind-  Frail Fogey – Abstinent Strapping Young Lad - Fucker “You spell that with o when you talk to me”
Pup-  6d10+24 – Staring Kowalski Manticore - Through the Eyes of the Killer “Cool”
Ariich-  Smart Mob – Milk, No Sugar, Or She Bites Moron Police - T-Bag Your Grandmama “She would appreciate”
King-  Auschwitz Dance – Lead Spandau Ballet - Gold “You crazy mofo”
Elite-  Florence Griffith-Joyner – Jogging Sheep Nine Inch Nails - Marching Pigs “Focking hate them”
Lonestar-  Paper Tiger – Doug Christie Steel Panther - Pussywhipped “My wife wishes so”
Romdrums-  Zep meet Sabbath – Donnie on Stormy Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex “Wow”
K-Lox   I 8 Rap – Provincial Cruisers Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers “Whatthefockisthat”
Stadler-  Focking Posers – Throw the Towel Guns'n'Roses - Get in the Ring “I focking despise them”
Podaar (or Evermind)-  Space Cadet – When He Sings in Tune Roger Waters - It's a Miracle “You clever fock”
Train-  Reeds In Favour – Pitched Battle TV Brass Against - Guerilla Radio “Boom”
Sacul (or J-Boy)  Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard H.W.A. - Little Dick “My wife confirms”
 


Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 06:26:44 AM
Wow.  :lol

Thanks for stealing my round 2 song, Stads. Shit.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 06:27:26 AM
5/15
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 06:29:14 AM
One more vocal line and my nose starts to bleed

What on earth does this mean? Hopefully it means you've been belting out the song at the top of your lungs! :lol

5/15

Which 5? Link 'em up!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 06:33:51 AM
One more vocal line and my nose starts to bleed

What on earth does this mean? Hopefully it means you've been belting out the song at the top of your lungs! :lol


It means I can't process more than 342 different vocal lines in harmony. Anyways, impressions are not in order.

5/15

Which 5? Link 'em up!

I live to serve.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: jingle.boy on March 24, 2020, 06:42:58 AM
Sacul (or J-Boy)  Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard H.W.A. - Little Dick “My wife confirms”

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TanParchedJerboa-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 06:48:03 AM
Sacul (or J-Boy)  Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard H.W.A. - Little Dick “My wife confirms”

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TanParchedJerboa-size_restricted.gif)

 :lol

I was just thinking you'd find something really insulting.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: King Postwhore on March 24, 2020, 07:11:22 AM
Tim, WRONG on me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Elite on March 24, 2020, 07:12:58 AM
My God, what a ridiculous line-up of songs :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 07:15:22 AM
Tim, WRONG on me.

So...not true?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: King Postwhore on March 24, 2020, 07:17:37 AM
I did not send what you think I sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 07:18:32 AM
Not only that, you did not get my joke.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 07:19:17 AM
Quote
Breathing is overrated, I guess

100% Tech N9ne. Tim, you'd like this song. Go listen to it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 24, 2020, 07:20:18 AM
One more vocal line and my nose starts to bleed

I'm thinking this applies to my submission.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 07:22:00 AM
Yes Katt, nope Gregg.

It's the most beautifully random collection of songs I could have hoped for.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 07:22:54 AM
Link the participants so we can keep guessing!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 07:24:26 AM
I'm tooting my own shoehorn and stopped at 3e.

Jingle: Blind Minstrel – Martina / Silvia Ayreon - Memories / Love “You vicious bastard”
TAC: Vulnerable Sinner – Down Mine Armored Saint - Up Yours “You first: age before beauty”
Mel Unleashed – Devil Blow Alice in Chains - God Smack “That hurt”
Frail Fogey – Abstinent Strapping Young Lad - Fucker “You spell that with o when you talk to me”
Puppies: 6d10+24 – Staring Kowalski Manticore - Through the Eyes of the Killer “Cool”
Smart Mob – Milk, No Sugar, Or She Bites Moron Police - T-Bag Your Grandmama “She would appreciate”
Auschwitz Dance – Lead Spandau Ballet - Gold “You crazy mofo”
Florence Griffith-Joyner – Jogging Sheep Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs “Focking hate them”
Paper Tiger – Doug Christie Steel Panther - Pussywhipped “My wife wishes so”
Zep meet Sabbath – Donnie on Stormy Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex “Wow”
Katt: I 8 Rap – Provincial Cruisers Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers “Whatthefockisthat”
Focking Posers – Throw the Towel Guns'n'Roses - Get in the Ring “I focking despise them”
Space Cadet – When He Sings in Tune Roger Waters - It's a Miracle “You clever fock”
Reeds In Favour – Pitched Battle TV Brass Against - Guerilla Radio “Boom”
Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard H.W.A. - Little Dick “My wife confirms”
 


Plus:


Quarantine Impressions:

The most underrated heavy metal vocalist ever
One more vocal line and my nose starts to bleed
It makes me want to punch walls
I've been skipping this track for 30 years
I would pay good money to have Billy Milano sing this
Rythm section roid rage
No, it doesn't make me feel better
You discovered my vocal guilty pleasure
Rocking in 7/8 before it was cool
For a minute I thought you sent me Battery
Theme perfectly executed. Still can't stand'em.
Breathing is overrated, I guess
Funkanda Forever!
You focking did your homework
Hell hath no fury and all that jazz

guessy guessy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Podaar on March 24, 2020, 07:25:59 AM
, nope Gregg.

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/WZHa3TmdZmnWo/giphy.gif?cid=790b761108ab3b7ad3aec3471d7ac43d2972bbc543fac2bb&rid=giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 07:34:13 AM
I thought you said I was 5/15??
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 07:36:56 AM
One is "either or"

4/15, 5/15, whatever it takes
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 07:41:46 AM
I'll take "either" for 100, Alex.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 07:45:24 AM
 :D

I'll take ether for breakfast!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: jingle.boy on March 24, 2020, 07:48:58 AM
One is "either or"

4/15, 5/15, whatever it takes

(https://y.yarn.co/629f8d86-a25f-4941-b2a9-e8d337185f9c_screenshot.jpg)

Alex, you're wasting your material on Tim.

Steel Panther - George "is that a cardigan sweater you're wearing" Steele
Alice in Chains - Nacho Man
Strapping Young Lad - British Kibbles
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 07:54:46 AM
2/3

I'm tooting my own shoehorn and stopped at 3e.

Jingle: Blind Minstrel – Martina / Silvia Ayreon - Memories / Love “You vicious bastard”
TAC: Vulnerable Sinner – Down Mine Armored Saint - Up Yours “You first: age before beauty”
Mel Unleashed – Devil Blow Alice in Chains - God Smack “That hurt”
ariich: Frail Fogey – Abstinent Strapping Young Lad - Fucker “You spell that with o when you talk to me”
Puppies: 6d10+24 – Staring Kowalski Manticore - Through the Eyes of the Killer “Cool”
Smart Mob – Milk, No Sugar, Or She Bites Moron Police - T-Bag Your Grandmama “She would appreciate”
Auschwitz Dance – Lead Spandau Ballet - Gold “You crazy mofo”
Florence Griffith-Joyner – Jogging Sheep Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs “Focking hate them”
King: Paper Tiger – Doug Christie Steel Panther - Pussywhipped “My wife wishes so”
Zep meet Sabbath – Donnie on Stormy Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex “Wow”
Katt: I 8 Rap – Provincial Cruisers Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers “Whatthefockisthat”
Focking Posers – Throw the Towel Guns'n'Roses - Get in the Ring “I focking despise them”
Space Cadet – When He Sings in Tune Roger Waters - It's a Miracle “You clever fock”
Reeds In Favour – Pitched Battle TV Brass Against - Guerilla Radio “Boom”
Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard H.W.A. - Little Dick “My wife confirms”
 


Plus:


Quarantine Impressions:

The most underrated heavy metal vocalist ever
One more vocal line and my nose starts to bleed
It makes me want to punch walls
I've been skipping this track for 30 years
I would pay good money to have Billy Milano sing this
Rythm section roid rage
No, it doesn't make me feel better
You discovered my vocal guilty pleasure
Rocking in 7/8 before it was cool
For a minute I thought you sent me Battery
Theme perfectly executed. Still can't stand'em.
Breathing is overrated, I guess
Funkanda Forever!
You focking did your homework
Hell hath no fury and all that jazz

guessy guessy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: jingle.boy on March 24, 2020, 07:59:54 AM
2/3

You want me.
You need me.
But you never gonna love me.

It ain't bad.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 08:00:09 AM

I would pay good money to have Billy Milano sing this

Did someone say Billy Milano?


April 23, 1989
The Living Room
Providence, RI


(https://i.imgur.com/z6vIr3a.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 08:01:11 AM
 :heart
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Sacul on March 24, 2020, 09:03:30 AM
Jake The Snake Roberts aka trainy sent Moron Police
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 09:09:06 AM
Yes he did!

2/3

I'm tooting my own shoehorn and stopped at 3e.

Jingle: Blind Minstrel – Martina / Silvia Ayreon - Memories / Love “You vicious bastard”
TAC: Vulnerable Sinner – Down Mine Armored Saint - Up Yours “You first: age before beauty”
Mel Unleashed – Devil Blow Alice in Chains - God Smack “That hurt”
ariich: Frail Fogey – Abstinent Strapping Young Lad - Fucker “You spell that with o when you talk to me”
Puppies: 6d10+24 – Staring Kowalski Manticore - Through the Eyes of the Killer “Cool”
Train: Smart Mob – Milk, No Sugar, Or She Bites Moron Police - T-Bag Your Grandmama “She would appreciate”
Auschwitz Dance – Lead Spandau Ballet - Gold “You crazy mofo”
Florence Griffith-Joyner – Jogging Sheep Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs “Focking hate them”
King: Paper Tiger – Doug Christie Steel Panther - Pussywhipped “My wife wishes so”
Zep meet Sabbath – Donnie on Stormy Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex “Wow”
Katt: I 8 Rap – Provincial Cruisers Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers “Whatthefockisthat”
Focking Posers – Throw the Towel Guns'n'Roses - Get in the Ring “I focking despise them”
Space Cadet – When He Sings in Tune Roger Waters - It's a Miracle “You clever fock”
Reeds In Favour – Pitched Battle TV Brass Against - Guerilla Radio “Boom”
Straight Outta Condom – Huge Richard H.W.A. - Little Dick “My wife confirms”
 


Plus:


Quarantine Impressions:

The most underrated heavy metal vocalist ever
One more vocal line and my nose starts to bleed
It makes me want to punch walls
I've been skipping this track for 30 years
I would pay good money to have Billy Milano sing this
Rythm section roid rage
No, it doesn't make me feel better
You discovered my vocal guilty pleasure
Rocking in 7/8 before it was cool
For a minute I thought you sent me Battery
Theme perfectly executed. Still can't stand'em.
Breathing is overrated, I guess
Funkanda Forever!
You focking did your homework
Hell hath no fury and all that jazz

guessy guessy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 09:09:54 AM
You better shape up, 'cause I need results, and my heart is set on 10
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 09:13:00 AM
I got results, they're multiplying, and I'm losing control
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Elite on March 24, 2020, 09:13:13 AM
^ that quote pyramid is getting more unreadable by the minute. Can you remove the bizarrohanghoganmemesmanen things from it? :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 09:19:36 AM



Jingle:  Ayreon - Memories / Love
TAC:  Armored Saint - Up Yours
 Alice in Chains - God Smack
ariich: Strapping Young Lad - Fucker
Puppies: Manticore - Through the Eyes of the Killer
Train:  Moron Police - T-Bag Your Grandmama
 Spandau Ballet - Gold
 Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs
King: Steel Panther - Pussywhipped
 Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex
Katt: Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers
 Guns'n'Roses - Get in the Ring
 Roger Waters - It's a Miracle
 Brass Against - Guerilla Radio
 H.W.A. - Little Dick

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 09:20:51 AM
Ricky Steambot sent the Ninny Nails.

Did Evermind send Roger Waters?
Did The Iron Sheik send Alice Chained In To Bed Fuck ?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 09:24:36 AM
Yes, yes, yes


Jingle:  Ayreon - Memories / Love
TAC:  Armored Saint - Up Yours
Podaar: Alice in Chains - God Smack
ariich: Strapping Young Lad - Fucker
Puppies: Manticore - Through the Eyes of the Killer
Train:  Moron Police - T-Bag Your Grandmama
 Spandau Ballet - Gold
Sacul: Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs
King: Steel Panther - Pussywhipped
 Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex
Katt: Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers
 Guns'n'Roses - Get in the Ring
Evermind: Roger Waters - It's a Miracle
 Brass Against - Guerilla Radio
 H.W.A. - Little Dick

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 09:25:37 AM
Dusty "American Genius" Rhodes.  :biggrin:

You missed Mick "Stadler" Foley, who sent Focking Posers.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 09:25:45 AM
I see two of my eithers in there.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 09:28:50 AM
So that leaves...

lonestar sent Spandau Ballet
Elite sent Brass Against?
romdrums sent Soundgarden?
Cool Chris sent HWA?

Wait I just realized I mixed up TAC's earlier post as one from Indi  :rollin So if Stads didn't send GnR, he sent Soundgarden, and romdrums sent GITR? HELP! I NEED A SMART PERSON!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 09:30:59 AM
So that leaves...

lonestar sent Spandau Ballet
Elite sent Brass Against?
romdrums sent Soundgarden?
Cool Chris sent HWA?

What about Stadler and GnR?


I think I said Romdrums sent Soundgarden and apparently that's not correct.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Stadler on March 24, 2020, 09:31:16 AM
Dusty "American Genius" Rhodes.  :biggrin:

You missed Mick "Stadler" Foley, who sent Focking Posers.

As god is my witness, I will break you in half.  Focking posers. That's not my bag, baby!

Have a nice day! 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 09:32:02 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: jingle.boy on March 24, 2020, 09:34:38 AM
No one wants to admit they sent Get in the Ring.  Though, it should score perfect on the theme element of being a 'promo'.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 09:36:51 AM
I was gonna send it in round 1 but had it reserved for 2, dammit. Round 2 is the entrance music, that's what GITR is! Not promo music! :getoffmylawn:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: jingle.boy on March 24, 2020, 09:37:54 AM
I was gonna send it in round 1 but had it reserved for 2, dammit. Round 2 is the entrance music, that's what GITR is! Not promo music! :getoffmylawn:

Axel's rant in the middle would disagree with you.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 09:40:27 AM
You're mad 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you, Bret Hart!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 09:42:53 AM


Jingle:  Ayreon - Memories / Love
TAC:  Armored Saint - Up Yours
Podaar: Alice in Chains - God Smack
ariich: Strapping Young Lad - Fucker
Puppies: Manticore - Through the Eyes of the Killer
Train:  Moron Police - T-Bag Your Grandmama
 Spandau Ballet - Gold
Sacul: Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs
King: Steel Panther - Pussywhipped
Stadler: Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex
Katt: Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers
romdrums: Guns'n'Roses - Get in the Ring
Evermind: Roger Waters - It's a Miracle
 Brass Against - Guerilla Radio
Chris: H.W.A. - Little Dick

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: jingle.boy on March 24, 2020, 10:18:45 AM
So Macho Man sent Brass Against (whatever the hell that is), and Doink the Dogbird sent Spandau Ballet?  For the band alone, he deserves a perfect score around offensiveness.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Evermind on March 24, 2020, 10:20:22 AM
I'm not sure but I was sure Alex himself sent Spandau Ballet in my roulette.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 10:21:14 AM

Jingle:  Ayreon - Memories / Love
TAC:  Armored Saint - Up Yours
Podaar: Alice in Chains - God Smack
ariich: Strapping Young Lad - Fucker
Puppies: Manticore - Through the Eyes of the Killer
Train: Moron Police - T-Bag Your Grandmama
Elite: Spandau Ballet - Gold
Sacul: Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs
King: Steel Panther - Pussywhipped
Stadler: Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex
Katt: Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers
romdrums: Guns'n'Roses - Get in the Ring
Evermind: Roger Waters - It's a Miracle
lonestar: Brass Against - Guerilla Radio
Chris: H.W.A. - Little Dick


For my money, Tony Hadley is an amazing vocalist

Sure I did, Ev. It was glorious.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Train of Naught on March 24, 2020, 10:27:49 AM
Since my special move is T-bagging grandmas, I guess you guys finally understand where I got the nickname “The Snake” from  :angel:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Elite on March 24, 2020, 10:31:00 AM
For the band alone, he deserves a perfect score around offensiveness.

That was kind of the point though, yes :lol


I'm not sure but I was sure Alex himself sent Spandau Ballet in my roulette.

Oh, fock
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Evermind on March 24, 2020, 10:44:56 AM
I'm not sure but I was sure Alex himself sent Spandau Ballet in my roulette.

Oh, fock

Yep

Quote
Indiscipline: Spandau Ballet – Through the Barricades

First impression: I think I have diabetes now, thanks.

Well, the good thing is that with a bunch of singers I didn’t like at all in this round, this one is definitely safe. He has a beautiful voice. The song itself is a huge overload of sugar, though. And I’m honestly alright with that.

I like the subtle additions of saxophone here and there in the song, before it finally enters full force in the ending. I like the quiet parts of the song, and I’m not too big on the louder parts, especially the very 80s sounding keyboards. But I guess that’s one of the song charms—and I guess, in a way, that’s what I expected from you.

Why the hell did it have to end with such a quick fadeout, though? I would’ve liked that sax solo go on for a bit longer.

7/10

Sure I did, Ev. It was glorious.

It actually kinda was, I agree.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: romdrums on March 24, 2020, 11:52:52 AM
So that leaves...

lonestar sent Spandau Ballet
Elite sent Brass Against?
romdrums sent Soundgarden?
Cool Chris sent HWA?

What about Stadler and GnR?


I think I said Romdrums sent Soundgarden and apparently that's not correct.

I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

No one wants to admit they sent Get in the Ring.  Though, it should score perfect on the theme element of being a 'promo'.

I was gonna send it in round 1 but had it reserved for 2, dammit. Round 2 is the entrance music, that's what GITR is! Not promo music! :getoffmylawn:

Sooner or later, everyone pays the Piper!

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Stadler on March 24, 2020, 11:58:08 AM


I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

And that's my experience too; thus it was literally my first choice for the "offend me!" theme.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 12:03:20 PM

I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

It's a Me issue. I think Soundgarden is fairly well thought of around here.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Anguyen92 on March 24, 2020, 12:03:27 PM
You're mad 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you, Bret Hart!

I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.  This works on so many levels.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 01:22:31 PM

I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

It's a Me issue. I think Soundgarden is fairly well thought of around here.

Yup, I do love me some Soundgarden.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 01:23:15 PM
They'd be awesome with that screechy singer.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 24, 2020, 01:24:05 PM

I learned after your roulette that Soundgarden is basically roulette suicide.

It's a Me issue. I think Soundgarden is fairly well thought of around here.

GET OUT!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 01:25:35 PM
You're mad 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you, Bret Hart!

I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.  This works on so many levels.

Sounds like you do know why!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 01:30:05 PM
While we're here, and for future reference, I could take offense if you send:

Radiohead
Pantera
Slayer
Coldplay

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: Podaar on March 24, 2020, 01:37:48 PM
Sooner or later, everyone pays the Piper!

Iron Sheik will leave quarter on your skirt after he finish shit in your mouth, jabroni. #reversecamelclutch
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Watcha gonna do when HangHoganMan baffles you?
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 01:38:38 PM
Sooner or later, everyone pays the Piper!

Iron Sheik will leave quarter on your skirt after he finish shit in your mouth, jabroni. #reversecamelclamp

:wow:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Podaar on March 24, 2020, 01:45:30 PM
Was that over the top? I can never tell.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: King Postwhore on March 24, 2020, 01:47:21 PM
Only if you spit on it first. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: jingle.boy on March 24, 2020, 01:56:59 PM
Was that over the top? I can never tell.

No. You are so on point, none of us will compare.

But, it’s called the camel CLUTCH.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Podaar on March 24, 2020, 02:00:37 PM
Was that over the top? I can never tell.

No. You are so on point, none of us will compare.

But, it’s called the camel CLUTCH.

Fixed.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Stadler on March 24, 2020, 02:32:19 PM
Was that over the top? I can never tell.

I think it's pretty hilarious, if you ask me.  I wish my guy had better rants than just "Have a nice day!"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: King Postwhore on March 24, 2020, 02:41:36 PM
I only grunt and eat belt buckles. Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 02:44:02 PM
Mine sells fucking coffee.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Sacul on March 24, 2020, 02:56:46 PM
Quote
No, it doesn't make me feel better
Definitely mine :metal

Kind surprised you picked that one, thought you'd dig focking hate The Stooges more ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: King Postwhore on March 24, 2020, 02:57:06 PM
Mine sells fucking coffee.

And "Woots" for Bruins goals.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Anguyen92 on March 24, 2020, 03:01:00 PM
Was that over the top? I can never tell.

I think it's pretty hilarious, if you ask me.  I wish my guy had better rants than just "Have a nice day!"

Well, you also have "BANG BANG," as well.  Mankind gets a lot of praise as a talker (rightfully so), but he's not like The Rock where he has so many good catchphrases and ways to insult his opponents.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 03:01:50 PM
Quote
No, it doesn't make me feel better
Definitely mine :metal

Kind surprised you picked that one, thought you'd dig focking hate The Stooges more ;D

Let's pretend rock music is a Christmas Dinner: Trent Reznor is the annoying cousin who lived in Berlin, posing as intellectual all criticising shit; Iggy Pop is the cool granpa who kicked Nazi ass on the mountains and drinks you under the table.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 03:08:57 PM
Alex, I sent both youtube and Soptify links in my Round 1 PM. Do you have a preference going forward so I don't have to double the work?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 24, 2020, 03:09:50 PM
No difference. Whatever is best for you.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: The Walrus on March 24, 2020, 03:12:44 PM
Mine sells fucking coffee.

Is that an expensive blend?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: TAC on March 24, 2020, 03:16:25 PM
Mine sells fucking coffee.

Is that an expensive blend?

99 cents. Any size. :lol

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: jingle.boy on March 24, 2020, 03:27:15 PM
Was that over the top? I can never tell.

I think it's pretty hilarious, if you ask me.  I wish my guy had better rants than just "Have a nice day!"

Don't forget Dude Love.  Lawd, have MERCY!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Anguyen92 on March 24, 2020, 04:15:55 PM
Was that over the top? I can never tell.

I think it's pretty hilarious, if you ask me.  I wish my guy had better rants than just "Have a nice day!"

Don't forget Dude Love.  Lawd, have MERCY!

Or if you really want to get more violent with your thoughts, Cactus Jack.  You can threaten to light someone on fire (although that's more of a Kane thing) or throw them on barbed wire or thumbtacks.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Indiscipline on March 25, 2020, 06:57:51 AM
I'm focking loving what you fine gentlemen are doing in here.

Before we start the Results Cha Cha, take your vitamins, say your prayers, and rehash the mark system:


Musical Value:

0 - You forgot to send.
1 - You should have forgotten to send.
2 - There's a mistake. You accidentally sent me a recording of your dog taking a crap. Please, resend.
3 - There's a mistake. You accidentally sent me a recording of you having sex. Please, resend. BTW, I'm keeping this.
4 – This song is aural flatulence. It's bad, and can't even be interestingly bad.
5 – It's a mess, but something smells intriguing.
6 – It's ok. Some good moments, none of them particularly original.
7 – Good tune. I'm not touching myself yet, but I'm not forgetting this in 20 years.
8 – Loving this. Not perfect, but something here speaks to my soul.
9 – Pantheon stuff. I will find no peace until everyone around me listens to this.
10 – I want to make love to this song. I want to listen to this song before, while and after making love. I want to listen to this song instead of making love.

Offensive Value:

0 – Mate, you're actually pumping my ego.
1 – That was flattering.
2 – Cute. Try the schoolyard.
3 – Pfft
4 - Meh
5 – Are you taking the piss?
6 – Careful now or be glassed
7 - “-isms” idiocy
8 – Everybody is an expert
9 - “Go get your shine box” putdown
10 – Don't talk 'bout me mum

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: King Postwhore on March 25, 2020, 07:02:15 AM
I think I'm in love.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Everybody's Got a Price, and Everybody's Gotta Pay
Post by: Podaar on March 25, 2020, 07:19:41 AM
10 – Don't talk 'bout me mum

I knew I should have sent Yo' Mama

For those who are Zappa virgins, the lyrics to the song are this:

Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
She could do your laundry 'n' cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
You're really kinda stupid 'n' ugly too

You ain't really made for bein' out in the street
Ain't much hope for a fool like you
'Cause if you play the game, you will get beat

Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
She could do your laundry 'n' cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
You're really kinda stupid 'n' ugly too
And
You should never smoke in pajamas
You might start a fire 'n' burn yer face
Maybe you'll return to Managua
You could go unnoticed in such a place


 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. When You Think You've Found the Answer, I Change the Question
Post by: lonestar on March 25, 2020, 08:36:49 AM
Glorious.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. When You Think You've Found the Answer, I Change the Question
Post by: The Walrus on March 25, 2020, 08:58:48 AM
okay I'm going with the combo 0-8
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. When You Think You've Found the Answer, I Change the Question
Post by: jingle.boy on March 25, 2020, 09:02:06 AM
I'm thinking 7-4 with mine.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. When You Think You've Found the Answer, I Change the Question
Post by: King Postwhore on March 25, 2020, 09:32:21 AM
Thinking 8-2 combo.  LOL
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. When You Think You've Found the Answer, I Change the Question
Post by: jingle.boy on March 25, 2020, 09:36:21 AM
High scores this round might be scarce - I mean, how can something be loved, but offensive.

Unless it's Crayon names:

(https://preview.redd.it/6jhqyz2krpl21.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0c0f5f3be536c51fa14983770dead356b9a50a1c)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. When You Think You've Found the Answer, I Change the Question
Post by: Evermind on March 25, 2020, 10:46:05 AM
I can see my song being musically good, but politically offensive.

That being said, I'm probably getting 3-3.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. When You Think You've Found the Answer, I Change the Question
Post by: Indiscipline on March 25, 2020, 11:02:44 AM
Alright gang, results are in. We're doing this in couples, like a wrestling card. Why? I'm a goofy booker and for this roulette I'm more interested in cross trash talking than suspense. It's totally random, we add points and standings up at the end.

Let's begin pitting the Figure Four Lock versus the Sharpshooter, bleached hair versus Kerry King goggles:


TAC: Armored Saints – Up Yours  10.5

The most underrated heavy metal vocalist ever

Musical Value: 7.5 Solid balls-to-the-wall honest banger, on Reload's editor room floor at its worst, as main single from Countdown to Extinction at its best. Some Foo symptoms here and there, but a lot of groovy stops-and-go's and a pretty hung solo. Plus, nature vs nurture: what if Bruce Dickinson grew up as a Bronx street hustler oblivious to the sophistications of limey culture? You get John Bush.

Offensive Value: 3 I've been invited to make a bowling ball of my sweet arse countless times, but it's the first time I've been asked to “sit and rotate”.


jingle: Ayreon – Memories / Love 13

One more vocal line and my nose starts to bleed

Musical Value: 8 I've said this before, Ayreon is a rock music thief, BUT, when executed with such love, competence and passion, theft becomes an art. Mandolin strumming, vintage moogage, Big james, musical theater complexities. And Ύ meter; have I ever mentioned everything works better in Ύ? I can't foppishly escape it anymore and I'm bound for a huge binge. I'm sold.

Offensive Value: 5 Chad? Sit and rotate. And change your Bret Hart into Jesse Ventura. You know why.


Coming up: Bulldog vs Camel
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Evermind on March 25, 2020, 11:08:59 AM
Wait, Up Yours is 7.5 in musical department? :lol

Also, what's so offensive about Memories / Love? I'm really curious, as I love both songs.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. When You Think You've Found the Answer, I Change the Question
Post by: Stadler on March 25, 2020, 11:13:04 AM
High scores this round might be scarce - I mean, how can something be loved, but offensive.

Unless it's Crayon names:

(https://preview.redd.it/6jhqyz2krpl21.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0c0f5f3be536c51fa14983770dead356b9a50a1c)

I haven't looked at the scores yet, so I'm going with

7-1, or using the Jingle Scale, "Boner Pill Blue" and "Your Parents Divorce Was Your Fault Peach"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 25, 2020, 11:17:57 AM
There are some hilarious names in there. I don't get Feather, Not Dot though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 25, 2020, 11:19:51 AM
Wait, Up Yours is 7.5 in musical department? :lol

You almost always get me with the right vocalist

Also, what's so offensive about Memories / Love? I'm really curious, as I love both songs.

Will be featured in the Scenes thread, around February 2031.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: TAC on March 25, 2020, 11:21:08 AM
Geez. Apparently Up Yours translates to I Love You in Italian.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Stadler on March 25, 2020, 11:22:44 AM
There are some hilarious names in there. I don't get Feather, Not Dot though.

Pocahontas, not Gandhi

EDIT: And lest anyone is all "Of course Stadler gets the most racist one of the bunch", I had to ask this very question not long ago, about that very picture if memory serves. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Podaar on March 25, 2020, 11:23:23 AM
Also, what's so offensive about Memories / Love? I'm really curious, as I love both songs.

Clearly you haven't read his Scenes From My Memory thread (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=17796.0) and his exploits of Girlfriend #1. It's offensive for sure.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 25, 2020, 11:24:31 AM
Geez. Apparently Up Yours translates to I Love You in Italian.

I love you Tim  ;D

Also, what's so offensive about Memories / Love? I'm really curious, as I love both songs.



Clearly you haven't read his Scenes From My Memory thread (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=17796.0) and his exploits of Girlfriend #1. It's offensive for sure.

Actually, Chad spoiled the Wife #1 chapter
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Podaar on March 25, 2020, 11:25:37 AM
Geez. Apparently Up Yours translates to I Love You in Italian.

I love you Tim  ;D

 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Evermind on March 25, 2020, 11:29:04 AM
Also, what's so offensive about Memories / Love? I'm really curious, as I love both songs.

Clearly you haven't read his Scenes From My Memory thread (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=17796.0) and his exploits of Girlfriend #1. It's offensive for sure.

I have! It was so long ago I've forgotten everything except that his dad only sits on the couch if 1) his favourite football team is playing and 2) he's having a heart attack.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 25, 2020, 11:36:44 AM
Stimulating memories of wife / marriage number #1 is full-on offensive.  At least, that was my goal.

And regarding (Indian) Orange... I lived in a community of >50% southeast Asians up until a year ago.  Not to mention North Americans used to refer to Indeginous/Native Peoples as such for like ever ... the 'feather-not-dot' line was a very common (if not fairly racist) term - only used behind closed doors in small groups.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 25, 2020, 11:46:40 AM
Guys, manners please.








It's Tatanka-not-The Great Kali in this thread.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 25, 2020, 11:48:16 AM
Also ... :fistpump:  I'll take 13!

And Brett is outta here.  Governor Ventura will be tagging in.

(https://j.gifs.com/xk1VVl.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 25, 2020, 12:05:18 PM
There are some hilarious names in there. I don't get Feather, Not Dot though.

Pocahontas, not Gandhi

EDIT: And lest anyone is all "Of course Stadler gets the most racist one of the bunch", I had to ask this very question not long ago, about that very picture if memory serves.

Ahh, gotcha. :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 25, 2020, 12:16:29 PM
ariich: Strapping Young Lad – Fucker 9

It makes me want to punch walls

Musical Value: 6 There's a rule for pornstars, basketball players, and songs: as long as you possess at least one elite skill, you're ok. This one has one good violent riff, and to be honest I kinda dig the ridicolous “yeah yeah yeah's”. The rest runs the gamut from “acceptably violent” to “I need a drink or I start torturing the house cats”, but still we have that one elite skill. It's ok, hence it's a six.

Offensive Value: 3 It should have been a mere 1, but 456 instances of fucker instead of focker must be slightly frowned upon.



Podaar: Alice in Chains – God Smack 10

I've been skipping this track for 30 years

Musical Value: 6 Fun fact: I bought this vynil the same day I bought I&W. Funnier fact: I always skipped this track due to something deeply disturbing in the riff. My loss, because the chorus is REALLY good, despite Layne switching between univibe abuse and George Harrison impressions. Plus, Jerry Cantrell is the contemporary wah master. One elite skill once again.

Offensive Value: 4 Unlike Chad, I know for a fact the allusion to my former personal demons is involuntary, even though you're a Scenes regular. Or you're a reeeeeeaaaally sneaky camel focker.



Coming up: snake versus scorpion
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Podaar on March 25, 2020, 12:23:08 PM
*Hacktui* Take that Moist Spice™. Your strap-on-lad got gnat dick. Jabroni.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Stadler on March 25, 2020, 12:50:37 PM
*Hacktui* Take that Moist Spice™. Your strap-on-lad got gnat dick. Jabroni.

Whatever you do, Indiscipline, make sure all scores maximize the chances of Podaar weighing in with comedy gold like this (I'm being serious). 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 25, 2020, 01:07:33 PM
*Hacktui* Take that Moist Spice™. Your strap-on-lad got gnat dick. Jabroni.

Whatever you do, Indiscipline, make sure all scores maximize the chances of Podaar weighing in with comedy gold like this (I'm being serious).

Absolutely. I feel like Lorne Michaels when Eddie Murphy exploded.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Elite on March 25, 2020, 02:17:15 PM
These write-ups are hilariously random, I love it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: lonestar on March 25, 2020, 02:44:44 PM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 25, 2020, 02:46:41 PM
:corn

OOH YAH!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: ariich on March 25, 2020, 04:34:37 PM
Last place so far. :hat

Not sure how my musical value score was higher than my offensive value score, but ok. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 25, 2020, 07:38:12 PM
https://youtu.be/2WZjOdKsiOg


 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: TAC on March 25, 2020, 08:53:05 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/WRp58hy5gmfjpMzHAZ/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Anguyen92 on March 26, 2020, 12:13:02 AM
https://youtu.be/2WZjOdKsiOg


 :lol :lol :lol

Man, Mean Gene.  What a gem of an interviewer.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Podaar on March 26, 2020, 04:32:13 AM
I think I have to agree with TAC here. I can see no reason anyone would want to watch that or why they would think it's funny. I mean, these are grown men, for chrissakes.  I've seen more mature and more clever bits on Sesame Street. SMH





























Oh, who am I trying to kid. Did you see this bit flash by?

(https://i.imgur.com/AW7TANX.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 05:24:50 AM
Wtf happened to the rest of the results?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 05:42:21 AM
https://youtu.be/2WZjOdKsiOg


 :lol :lol :lol

Man, Mean Gene.  What a gem of an interviewer.

That was gloriously ridiculous.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 07:14:13 AM
Wtf happened to the rest of the results?

Time zones, horny bored wife, shoveling snow on focking spring ...

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HAPPENED!


Train: Moron Police – T-Bag Your Grandma 11

I would pay good money to have Billy Milano sing this

Musical Value: 6 What can I say? I like these silly pimply motorcycle crashers, especially when the riffage is good – it morphs into Ska-Motorbreath for at least 8 bars – and the upbeat hook is wicked catchy. Too bad it's sung by a dude picked on the street outside the studio, lacking both vocal qualities and punk spunk. Wasn't Billy available?

Offensive Value: 5 Leave me granma alone at tea time.


Puppies: Manticora – Through the Eyes of the Killer 11

Rythm section roid rage

Musical Value: 8 Well, Sting, that was a focking big bat you just showed. Train of Thought riffing (and In the Name of God melody chorus thieving) plus Helloween soloing plus a minotaur on drums and suddenly there's hope for serious metal in these troubled times. Perfectly discrete use of hobgoblin vocals when necessary.

Offensive Value: 3 Essentially, a long variation of “Bring out the gimp”



Coming up: Sacul vs Elite, the waiting game.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 07:19:23 AM


Time zones, horny bored wife, shoveling snow on focking spring ...

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-22-2017/dGinZ-.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 08:51:10 AM
Sacul: Nine Inch Nails – March of the Pigs 11

No, it doesn't make me feel better

Musical Value: 4 Let's put it this way: it fails as an actual piece of music because there's just three pedestrian chords of it, and it fails as ecstasy pills popping musical enhancer because those three chords kill the high. It succeeds in ripping Roger Waters off 20 years too late (and lame) lyrically though. Now I feel better.

Offensive Value: 7 Dude, you sent Trent Raznor.



Elite: Spandau Ballet – Gold 9

You discovered my vocal guilty pleasure

Musical Value: 5 I have very few rules in life, and one is: add Tony Hadley's otherwordly voice to whatever piece of musical manure, and you instantly redeem it as something – although barely acceptable – light years above, say, focking Radiohead. Fun fact: Spandau Ballet was the only act I liked among my sister's records, and she used to call me gay for it. Now she lives in Spain, married to a very fine woman.

Offensive Value: 4 I'm mildly offended by you thinking Spandau Ballet would offend me.


Coming up: triple threat match!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: lonestar on March 26, 2020, 09:13:48 AM
The anticipation is killing me....






Or the fact that I've been alone with my thoughts for 10 days now....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Sacul on March 26, 2020, 09:34:26 AM
NIN is definitely more about being cathartic rather than any sort of intellectual exercise imo. I mean, it's more enjoyable that way :lol
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Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 09:53:57 AM
RAAAAAAARRRWWWW!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 10:33:50 AM
Stadler: Soundgarden – Big Dumb Sex 10

Rocking in 7/8 before it was cool

Musical Value: 8 We have failed as society when we failed to recognise Soundgarden as the second coming of Led Zep. Add the most criminally underrated drummer in rock, and, well, Chris Cornell being Chris Cornell. Great parody, not only of hair metal but I daresay of Whole Lotta Love. How can you write both this and Hunger Strike is just mental.

Offensive Value: 2 I'm strangely aroused.


King: Steel Panther – Pussywhipped 11,5

For a minute I thought you sent me Battery

Musical Value: 7,5 Grand Theft Riffage if I ever heard one – the Battery intro ripoff, Elimination, Fight Fire with Fire, etc. - but splendidly executed and feauring a facemelter of a solo. Moment of pure genius for a song titled Pussywhipped: the bridge's harmonic progression is lifted verbatim from Lionel Richie's Hello. 

Offensive Value: 4 I am basically my wife's boss “at work” and I let her get away with bloody murder all the time. This hit close to home.


lonestar: Brass Against – Guerilla Radio 10

Funkanda Forever!

Musical Value: 7 Waaaaaay better than the original due to A) I love me some brazen brass B) Trumpets beat Tom “know-it-all” Morello everyday of the week, twice on Sundays C) Sophia Urista. Let's say if I were still in my heavy mansturbation years, I would need Tommy John surgery right now.

Offensive Value: 3 I'm offended Tommy John surgery is outrageously expensive.



Coming up: the rap battle
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Elite on March 26, 2020, 10:35:16 AM
Elite: Spandau Ballet – Gold 9

You discovered my vocal guilty pleasure

Musical Value: 5 I have very few rules in life, and one is: add Tony Hadley's otherwordly voice to whatever piece of musical manure, and you instantly redeem it as something – although barely acceptable – light years above, say, focking Radiohead. Fun fact: Spandau Ballet was the only act I liked among my sister's records, and she used to call me gay for it. Now she lives in Spain, married to a very fine woman.

Offensive Value: 4 I'm mildly offended by you thinking Spandau Ballet would offend me.

Okay, so this sort of meta-offensiveness was exactly what I was going for, shame it only handed me 4 points instead of more.

That said, I honestly think this track should score way higher than a 5 out of 10 if you score its 'musical value'. There's a lot of cool stuff happening, from the unusual chord progressions to a freaking saxophone solo. And the chorus stays in your head for days.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 10:40:56 AM
Quote
Musical Value: 8 We have failed as society when we failed to recognise Soundgarden as the second coming of Led Zep.

I'm in the wrong roulette. Chris Cornell fucking SUCKS.  :lol
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Post by: Sacul on March 26, 2020, 10:42:31 AM
no u
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 10:42:41 AM
Elite: Spandau Ballet – Gold 9

You discovered my vocal guilty pleasure

Musical Value: 5 I have very few rules in life, and one is: add Tony Hadley's otherwordly voice to whatever piece of musical manure, and you instantly redeem it as something – although barely acceptable – light years above, say, focking Radiohead. Fun fact: Spandau Ballet was the only act I liked among my sister's records, and she used to call me gay for it. Now she lives in Spain, married to a very fine woman.

Offensive Value: 4 I'm mildly offended by you thinking Spandau Ballet would offend me.

Okay, so this sort of meta-offensiveness was exactly what I was going for, shame it only handed me 4 points instead of more.

That said, I honestly think this track should score way higher than a 5 out of 10 if you score its 'musical value'. There's a lot of cool stuff happening, from the unusual chord progressions to a freaking saxophone solo. And the chorus stays in your head for days.

Fair (more than) enough, mate. Although a festival of nines in the verse and a disguised minor II-V-I in the chorus isn't exactly rocking my (and your) world in the cool stuff department.

The chorus DOES stay in your head for days, dammit.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 10:46:10 AM
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Musical Value: 8 We have failed as society when we failed to recognise Soundgarden as the second coming of Led Zep.

I'm in the wrong roulette. Chris Cornell fucking SUCKS.  :lol

(https://i.imgur.com/ObvruG1.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: lonestar on March 26, 2020, 10:47:00 AM
C) Sophia Urista. Let's say if I were still in my heavy mansturbation years, I would need Tommy John surgery right now.

Yeah, she's just.....sigh....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 10:54:05 AM
C) Sophia Urista. Let's say if I were still in my heavy mansturbation years, I would need Tommy John surgery right now.

Yeah, she's just.....sigh....

(https://media.giphy.com/media/QjTAjja6qYQhi/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: lonestar on March 26, 2020, 11:04:09 AM
Yup.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Stadler on March 26, 2020, 11:24:37 AM
Stadler: Soundgarden – Big Dumb Sex 10

Rocking in 7/8 before it was cool

Musical Value: 8 We have failed as society when we failed to recognise Soundgarden as the second coming of Led Zep. Add the most criminally underrated drummer in rock, and, well, Chris Cornell being Chris Cornell. Great parody, not only of hair metal but I daresay of Whole Lotta Love. How can you write both this and Hunger Strike is just mental.

Offensive Value: 2 I'm strangely aroused.

You would have loved Temple Of The Dog at Madison Square Garden then.   Chris came out, and said something to the effect of "this song has been played here before" and they went in to Achilles Last Stand.   Probably the second best Zeppelin cover I've ever heard.  Cameron got the rhythmic "give and take" perfectly, and Chris Cornell totally nailed the epic vibe of that song.  It was a transcendent moment, to be sure.  At the end, he said something to the effect of "I can't believe I got to sing that song in this building", again acknowledging the history of Zeppelin at Madison Square Garden (if I'm not mistaken, they've done more shows at MSG than any other US venue other than maybe the LA Forum). 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 11:27:02 AM
Jacked and pumped having an 11.5.


And that score as well.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 11:33:31 AM
Stadler: Soundgarden – Big Dumb Sex 10

Rocking in 7/8 before it was cool

Musical Value: 8 We have failed as society when we failed to recognise Soundgarden as the second coming of Led Zep. Add the most criminally underrated drummer in rock, and, well, Chris Cornell being Chris Cornell. Great parody, not only of hair metal but I daresay of Whole Lotta Love. How can you write both this and Hunger Strike is just mental.

Offensive Value: 2 I'm strangely aroused.

You would have loved Temple Of The Dog at Madison Square Garden then.   Chris came out, and said something to the effect of "this song has been played here before" and they went in to Achilles Last Stand.   Probably the second best Zeppelin cover I've ever heard.  Cameron got the rhythmic "give and take" perfectly, and Chris Cornell totally nailed the epic vibe of that song.  It was a transcendent moment, to be sure.  At the end, he said something to the effect of "I can't believe I got to sing that song in this building", again acknowledging the history of Zeppelin at Madison Square Garden (if I'm not mistaken, they've done more shows at MSG than any other US venue other than maybe the LA Forum). 

I certainly would have. Two questions for you:

1) What's the best Zep cover you ever heard?

2) Who's the artist holding the record for most MSG soldouts?

hint:

(https://i.imgur.com/Oocnyge.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 11:34:49 AM
Bruno!

Best Zep cover would be by Great White.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Elite on March 26, 2020, 12:22:07 PM
Elite: Spandau Ballet – Gold 9

You discovered my vocal guilty pleasure

Musical Value: 5 I have very few rules in life, and one is: add Tony Hadley's otherwordly voice to whatever piece of musical manure, and you instantly redeem it as something – although barely acceptable – light years above, say, focking Radiohead. Fun fact: Spandau Ballet was the only act I liked among my sister's records, and she used to call me gay for it. Now she lives in Spain, married to a very fine woman.

Offensive Value: 4 I'm mildly offended by you thinking Spandau Ballet would offend me.

Okay, so this sort of meta-offensiveness was exactly what I was going for, shame it only handed me 4 points instead of more.

That said, I honestly think this track should score way higher than a 5 out of 10 if you score its 'musical value'. There's a lot of cool stuff happening, from the unusual chord progressions to a freaking saxophone solo. And the chorus stays in your head for days.

Fair (more than) enough, mate. Although a festival of nines in the verse and a disguised minor II-V-I in the chorus isn't exactly rocking my (and your) world in the cool stuff department.

The chorus DOES stay in your head for days, dammit.

Oh, but there's more than that (I'm a sucker for the descending sevenths in the chords just before the chorus) - and what you described already is way more than your average pop tune :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Stadler on March 26, 2020, 12:52:14 PM
Stadler: Soundgarden – Big Dumb Sex 10

Rocking in 7/8 before it was cool

Musical Value: 8 We have failed as society when we failed to recognise Soundgarden as the second coming of Led Zep. Add the most criminally underrated drummer in rock, and, well, Chris Cornell being Chris Cornell. Great parody, not only of hair metal but I daresay of Whole Lotta Love. How can you write both this and Hunger Strike is just mental.

Offensive Value: 2 I'm strangely aroused.

You would have loved Temple Of The Dog at Madison Square Garden then.   Chris came out, and said something to the effect of "this song has been played here before" and they went in to Achilles Last Stand.   Probably the second best Zeppelin cover I've ever heard.  Cameron got the rhythmic "give and take" perfectly, and Chris Cornell totally nailed the epic vibe of that song.  It was a transcendent moment, to be sure.  At the end, he said something to the effect of "I can't believe I got to sing that song in this building", again acknowledging the history of Zeppelin at Madison Square Garden (if I'm not mistaken, they've done more shows at MSG than any other US venue other than maybe the LA Forum). 

I certainly would have. Two questions for you:

1) What's the best Zep cover you ever heard?

2) Who's the artist holding the record for most MSG soldouts?

hint:

(https://i.imgur.com/Oocnyge.jpg)

Heart with Jason Bonham doing Stairway in front of Mssrs. Page, Plant and Jones at the Kennedy Center.

I'm going with Billy Joel.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 01:48:08 PM
Katt: Tech N9ne – Worldwide Choppers 10.5

Breathing is overrated, I guess

Musical Value: 4,5 Four is default here for rap, since a beat plus spoken word leave me with no music to judge, BUT I'm honestly in awe of the technical proficiency and breathing discipline involved in the recording. Plus the hook is somewhat catchy, so here's your .5. Have a Hennessy for me.

Offensive Value: 6 Yo sending rap fo' real, cuz?


Chris: H.W.A. - Little Dick 12

Hell hath no fury and all that jazz

Musical Value: 4  Four is default here for rap, since a beat plus spoken word leave me with no music to judge, BUT nothing really. No buts. The beat is boring, the “musical element” basically non-existant, and the girl is a pretty poor rapper; she's just annoying, which I suppose was key in sending this turd.

Offensive Value: 8 Well, unless you're hung like the players mentioned in the song (and believe it or not, I am not), there's no way this one doesn't sting. Good job.



Coming up: Axl & Waters
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 02:37:15 PM
Nah, try again.  :biggrin:

I find your assessment of rap, especially with all the melody in my song, to be wildly, objective incorrect, but it is what it is, I knew it wouldn't score well. But 'no music to judge'? There's rhythm, there's melody, there's a near bottomless well of intelligent rhyme schemes, wordplay, homonyms, and more. Rap is music and every bit as creatively and physically demanding as a metal or rock singer putting his hojos in a vice for 90 minutes every night and it's a style of musical performance that can combine melody with advanced percussive and rhythmic elements in a way other genres can't.

It's really fun trying to keep up with rap at that level.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 02:48:18 PM
I'll try again.

My assessment of rap is wildly subjective. I won't ever deny it possesses a huge and complex universe of art and craft, and as such it can't be ranked as superior or inferior to anything else if not by personal taste, i.e. I prefer other kinds of melodic, rythmic and poethic elements.

Or, I don't have the instruments and background to penetrate and appreciate that universe, so I dismiss it like the middle-aged snotty ponce I proudly am.  :tup


Represent.
 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Crow on March 26, 2020, 02:52:37 PM
rap is a very vocally-focused genre.

i like instrumentals more than vocals.

therefore, i don't tend to like much rap.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 02:57:49 PM
 :tup :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 02:58:46 PM
I'll try again.

My assessment of rap is wildly subjective. I won't ever deny it possesses a huge and complex universe of art and craft, and as such it can't be ranked as superior or inferior to anything else if not by personal taste, i.e. I prefer other kinds of melodic, rythmic and poethic elements.

Or, I don't have the instruments and background to penetrate and appreciate that universe, so I dismiss it like the middle-aged snotty ponce I proudly am.  :tup


Represent.

:represents:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 03:03:30 PM
Also Chad: listens to the same prog metal band repackaged in 80 different types of wrapping.  :lol :hug:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 03:10:30 PM
Also Chad: listens to the same prog metal band repackaged in 80 different types of wrapping.  :lol :hug:

That's your boob sweat talking, and you know it!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 03:11:19 PM
My boob sweat is more metal than you, daddy!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 03:11:42 PM
I hate prog metal and love Sinatra. Who am I to talk?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Podaar on March 26, 2020, 03:15:43 PM
It's really fun trying to keep up with rap at that level.

Moth't impothible for Texath hick with tiny cock thucker lithp, Jabroni. Try taking you needle dick out of wall socket, Fatass Targaryen.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: romdrums on March 26, 2020, 03:21:08 PM
I'll try again.

My assessment of rap is wildly subjective. I won't ever deny it possesses a huge and complex universe of art and craft, and as such it can't be ranked as superior or inferior to anything else if not by personal taste, i.e. I prefer other kinds of melodic, rythmic and poethic elements.

Or, I don't have the instruments and background to penetrate and appreciate that universe, so I dismiss it like the middle-aged snotty ponce I proudly am.  :tup


Represent.

Ponce.  That's a word that needs to be used more often in conversation.   :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 03:29:17 PM
It's really fun trying to keep up with rap at that level.

Moth't impothible for Texath hick with tiny cock thucker lithp, Jabroni. Try taking you needle dick out of wall socket, Fatass Targaryen.

Fatass Targaryen!!  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 03:42:29 PM
My boob sweat is more metal than you, daddy!

Says the man who sent rap!?!?!!  You know the "C" in rap is silent, right?  The only thing even remotely close to "metal" about you is the density of your skull.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 03:46:50 PM
romdrums: Guns'n'Roses – Get in the Ring 13

Theme perfectly executed. Still can't stand'em.

Musical Value: 5 Let's pick some cuts from the Knocking on Heaven's Door sessions, put'em on a Sex Pistols tune, and salvage the rest with the always amazing Slash (who can't play a tasteless lick even if he wanted). Add venom, hypocrisy, and the tragically transformative lack of Izzy in the creative process.

Offensive Value: 8 It's a vicious full on putdown towards all the schmucks like me who don't respect success before firing armchair critique, and I'll take it like a man.


Evermind: Roger Waters – It's a Miracle 14

You focking did your homework

Musical Value: 6 Spacey, classy, elegant … and totally cold and contrived, desperately lacking the human warmth of some Gilmour weeping on Wright carpet. Yet spacey, classy, elegant. The I Should Have Never Split From My Musical Partner Rushmore: Waters Roger, Lennon John, Portnoy Mike, Turner Ike.

Offensive Value: 8 I was almost in agreement with the general lyrical sentiment, then it went and threw shade at A.L. Webber and operetta (my job). Fock you.



Excellent work, everybody. Just for kicks, my all time favourite offensive song? How Do You Sleep.


And we have our first set of standings:


Evermind 14
jingle 13
romdrums 13
Chris 12
King 11.5
Puppies 11
Sacul 11
Train 11
Katt 10.5
TAC 10.5
lonestar 10
Podaar 10
Stadler 10
ariich 9
Elite 9

Feel free to send for Round 2, but mind you:

Quote
Round II: Entrance Music. Barge in on the arena with the right tune and half the battle is already won. The crowd will move at your command, respond to your catchposes, become your dancing and singing army. Never again it will be possible to disjoint a tune's first four bars from your image.

Introduce me with music. Find a song that totally represents me and projects my traits on a 1/100 scale. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and exalting instrument

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 03:49:56 PM
The only thing even remotely close to "metal" about you is the density of your skull.

Hey we're supposed to stay in character :( :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. What a Maneuver!
Post by: ariich on March 26, 2020, 03:55:25 PM
Last place so far. :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: lonestar on March 26, 2020, 04:30:21 PM
I'm thoroughly flummoxed about this upcoming round. Trying to fit both parameters is tough....might just send something hilariously over the top and just have fun with it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 04:33:27 PM
Honestly, "hilariously over the top" is not a bad way to represent me
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: lonestar on March 26, 2020, 04:49:59 PM
Yeah, win, lose or draw, I'm committed to having a shit ton of fun with this. ;)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Cool Chris on March 26, 2020, 04:55:10 PM
Best Zep cover would be by Great White.

Babe I'm Gonna Leave You?  :metal

Seems like it is heresy to say around here but I love Heart's Battle of Evermore, both on its own merits, and even more than the original.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 05:28:54 PM
Seems like it is heresy to say around here but I love Heart's Battle of Evermore, both on its own merits, and even more than the original.

I honestly can't tell which one is more annoying.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 05:29:18 PM
Standings??
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: lonestar on March 26, 2020, 05:30:43 PM
Standings??

Last page, last post.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 05:38:50 PM
Standings??

Paying attention: You suck at it.

Tim... Battle of Evermore is my favorite Zeppelin song, and top 5 of all time for me.  Sometimes I'm amazed we have anything in common!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Cool Chris on March 26, 2020, 05:48:43 PM
A Top 5 all time song? How hard did Goldberg kick you in the head?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 26, 2020, 05:54:18 PM
A Top 5 all time song? How hard did Goldberg kick you in the head?
OK, I genuinely laughed out loud at this  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 06:30:01 PM
A Top 5 all time song? How hard did Goldberg kick you in the head?
OK, I genuinely laughed out loud at this  :lol

Me too!

Wait, wut?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 06:39:06 PM
I dunno about top 5 Zeppelin songs, but it's definitely one of my favorites.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 07:12:06 PM
Standings??

Paying attention: You suck at it.


More like Standings: I suck at it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Sacul on March 26, 2020, 07:17:51 PM
Sent an epic over the top entry song :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 07:19:40 PM
Standings??

Paying attention: You suck at it.


More like Standings: I suck at it.

No.  It's both.  Yup.  Both.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 07:23:04 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/3u7uuu.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/3u7uuu)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 07:25:58 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, he's performing his trademark Double Suck!! Oh My God!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 26, 2020, 07:28:18 PM
Flair and blow up doll the same. Why so surprised?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 07:29:01 PM
Cumberland Farms coffee sucks as well.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 07:33:20 PM
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/7758b4200ed8dce2548543c6fda15e9f/tumblr_n3knmfmq0a1rnjfjfo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 07:43:05 PM
Alex, I have a technical question.

In Round 6 you state this:

"Round VI: The Finisher. That's your ultimate weapon; not only a one-use move capable of terminating your adversary and possibly hurt yourself, but the move that defines you as a wrestler and sums your character up most efficiently."

Do I sum up TAC's character with a song or Ric Flair's character?

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 07:56:26 PM
You're telling me TAC has been a character the whole time? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 07:59:32 PM
You're telling me TAC has been a character the whole time? :lol

 :lol

Yeah, in real life I'm up on all the latest TV shows, comic based movies, video games, and technology.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 08:02:25 PM
You're telling me TAC has been a character the whole time? :lol

 :lol

Yeah, in real life I'm up on all the latest TV shows, comic based movies, video games, and technology.

And he's got a selfie polaroid with Kip Winger.

Round 2 sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 08:06:53 PM
Actually not Kip, but Kane Roberts did put me in a headlock.

(https://i.imgur.com/5IWXvjh.jpg)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 08:07:34 PM
Actually not Kip, but Kane Roberts did put me in a headlock.

(https://i.imgur.com/5IWXvjh.jpg)

Jesus... had you just slit Reb's throat?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 08:21:52 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 08:30:22 PM
Actually not Kip, but Kane Roberts did put me in a headlock.

(https://i.imgur.com/5IWXvjh.jpg)

Jesus... had you just slit Reb's throat?

I can't think of a better caption for the guy on the left either.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 08:32:31 PM
He has total aqua envy. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 08:35:19 PM
You're lucky that's not 87 Kane. Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 08:36:50 PM
You're lucky that's not 87 Kane. Lol

November 17, 1987
Boston Garden
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 08:40:45 PM
Really?  Man, he looked so much bigger on stage. His arms were huge!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 08:41:46 PM
Really?  Man, he looked so much bigger on stage. His arms were huge!

Well, look at the behemoth he's standing next too. :lol


His fist is the size of my face!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 08:47:11 PM
I saw them at the Worcester Aud on the Raise Your FistAnd Yell tour.

I know you know the story about me and Motorhead. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 08:56:13 PM
I saw them at the Worcester Aud on the Raise Your FistAnd Yell tour.

I know you know the story about me and Motorhead.

You've told me before, and I know it involves a friend of yours.


I saw the first leg. He had Frehley's Comet and Faster Pussycat opening. For some reason, Ace didn't play that night. So I saw the worst band I've ever seen... actually the second worst, play a full opening set.

Alice came back with Motorhead and played the Veteran's Memorial Auditorium in Providence in early '88. The same night, Paul DiAnno's Battlezone was playing the Living Room. The two venues are like 5 blocks away. My girlfriend, who was very cool about me going to shows, for some reason, threw a nutty when I mentioned these shows. Needless to say, I didn't go. :lol

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 26, 2020, 09:00:51 PM
 :lol

Girls.  AMIRITE?!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 09:12:19 PM
It was a Saturday night. My girlfriend was still in high school, so I would go home on the weekends. I could literally go to 5 concerts a week, but if it was a Saturday..

I actually really regret not going to see Paul DiAnno that night. Probably one of my biggest concert regrets.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 26, 2020, 09:14:57 PM
Jesus H Tapdancing Christ. Does every fucking thread need to turn in the TAC vs. King nobody-gives-a-good-god-damned-whos-gone-to-the-most-lame-ass-concerts thread?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 09:16:32 PM
I was gonna say, this thread is a roulette by day, high school reunion by night  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 26, 2020, 09:21:58 PM
Jesus H Tapdancing Christ. Does every fucking thread need to turn in the TAC vs. King nobody-gives-a-good-god-damned-whos-gone-to-the-most-lame-ass-concerts thread?



I was gonna say, this thread is a roulette by day, high school reunion by night  :lol :lol :lol


 :rollin :rollin :rollin



You guys, you have no idea how hard I laughed at that. Even , my son was like, what is so funny..
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: The Walrus on March 26, 2020, 09:24:00 PM
See? THAT'S HARD TIMES!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Cool Chris on March 26, 2020, 09:38:53 PM
You're lucky that's not 87 Kane. Lol

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE! THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: lonestar on March 26, 2020, 09:56:36 PM
I was gonna say, this thread is a roulette by day, high school reunion by night  :lol :lol :lol


:clap:   :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: jingle.boy on March 26, 2020, 10:31:08 PM
You're lucky that's not 87 Kane. Lol

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE! THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

He's huge, whoever he is!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Indiscipline on March 26, 2020, 11:36:42 PM
I was gonna say, this thread is a roulette by day, high school reunion by night  :lol :lol :lol

And that's a bloody shame, if you ask me. We're doing it wrong by day.

Alex, I have a technical question.

In Round 6 you state this:

"Round VI: The Finisher. That's your ultimate weapon; not only a one-use move capable of terminating your adversary and possibly hurt yourself, but the move that defines you as a wrestler and sums your character up most efficiently."

Do I sum up TAC's character with a song or Ric Flair's character?



I also state "same as round two but this time it's about YOU".

The TAC's character, and Ozzy's first four albums are banned.


I must admit I've been a little sloppy and lazy in the first round; for this one I promise more inane verbosity, a more straight Hoganman, some timestamp impressions, steroids and ringrats for everybody.

However, I will do NOTHING until I hear King's Motorhead story  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 04:42:49 AM
 :lol

I type it out later. Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 05:21:07 AM
However, I will do NOTHING until I hear King's Motorhead story  :corn
:lol

I type it out will send you a PM later. Lol

FTFM


[edit]

Round 2: SENT!

[/edit]
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 07:15:28 AM
 :lol

Gregg, that was my plan. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 07:22:59 AM
 :tup :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Elite on March 27, 2020, 07:27:50 AM
So, how the heck am I supposed to find a song that defines you? I kind of think what direction I'll go, but I have no idea whether it's going to be a good idea or not.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: The Walrus on March 27, 2020, 07:33:03 AM
Indi wants us to send something to define him but I don't have anything with Pavarotti scatting over a 6/13 harpsichord-Moog unison fugue
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Elite on March 27, 2020, 07:39:06 AM
Okay, that's your loss then :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 07:42:53 AM
So, how the heck am I supposed to find a song that defines you? I kind of think what direction I'll go, but I have no idea whether it's going to be a good idea or not.

Think about the forum member formerly known as Indiscipline. Think about all you know of the man behind the mask. Think about all his likes and dislikes as evidenced by his first roulette. Think about wrestling audiences and the ring. Think about how he would eviscerate his opponents while the crowd chants his name.

Then throw all that out and pick a generic progressive metal tune with orc vocals and send him that.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Elite on March 27, 2020, 08:10:14 AM
Great plan, will do!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2020, 08:14:10 AM
So, how the heck am I supposed to find a song that defines you? I kind of think what direction I'll go, but I have no idea whether it's going to be a good idea or not.

Think about the forum member formerly known as Indiscipline. Think about all you know of the man behind the mask. Think about all his likes and dislikes as evidenced by his first roulette. Think about wrestling audiences and the ring. Think about how he would eviscerate his opponents while the crowd chants his name.

Then throw all that out and pick a generic progressive metal tune with orc vocals and send him that.

Shaddup You Face (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs)

I've never seen a whinier, more pathetic sounding group of chumps in my life!  You think us ex-Navy seals complained that we didn't know the enemy when dredging thru the swamps and marshes in Vietnam.  Hell know.  We took our orders, did our job, and kicked ass.  Sure, we were exposed to Agent Orange, but we had the guts and the fortitude to get thru it.  All you pretty boys go run home to mama and suckle on her teet.  Real men do their job.  Jesse "The Body" is going to the top.  <flexes>
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 27, 2020, 08:16:49 AM
Indi wants us to send something to define him but I don't have anything with Pavarotti scatting over a 6/13 harpsichord-Moog unison fugue
That's what I sent him.  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 08:22:26 AM
I've never seen a whinier, more pathetic sounding group of chumps in my life!  You think us ex-Navy seals complained that we didn't know the enemy when dredging thru the swamps and marshes in Vietnam.  Hell know.  We took our orders, did our job, and kicked ass.  Sure, we were exposed to Agent Orange, but we had the guts and the fortitude to get thru it.  All you pretty boys go run home to mama and suckle on her teet.  Real men do their job.  Jesse "The Body" is going to the top.  <flexes>

*Hacktui* Navy seals are pile of pump wearing jabronis. Iran army have the sex with your ass whenever we want. We from oldest civilization on the world. Persian empire, skullet boy. #minnesotafuckyou
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2020, 08:50:50 AM
I've never seen a whinier, more pathetic sounding group of chumps in my life!  You think us ex-Navy seals complained that we didn't know the enemy when dredging thru the swamps and marshes in Vietnam.  Hell know.  We took our orders, did our job, and kicked ass.  Sure, we were exposed to Agent Orange, but we had the guts and the fortitude to get thru it.  All you pretty boys go run home to mama and suckle on her teet.  Real men do their job.  Jesse "The Body" is going to the top.  <flexes>

*Hacktui* Navy seals are pile of pump wearing jabronis. Iran army have the sex with your ass whenever we want. We from oldest civilization on the world. Persian empire, skullet boy. #minnesotafuckyou

More like the dumbest civilization in the world.  Talk is cheap baldy.  Put away your 'fudge-packer-of-the-year' certificate, and play your tune.  When I'm done with you, you'll be able to ass-rape all the young virgins you want.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: romdrums on March 27, 2020, 09:06:42 AM
Round two sent.  By the way, I'm seeing a lot of cryin' in this thread.  So you all know, I ran out of tears at 14.  :xbones
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: The Walrus on March 27, 2020, 09:07:51 AM
Round two sent.  By the way, I'm seeing a lot of cryin' in this thread.  So you all know, I ran out of tears at 14.  :xbones

Yeah, 'cause they beat you dry!  :loser:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 09:21:19 AM
I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Plenty of tears coming for you school-girl skirt. You and Venturi. Iron Sheik's best friend, Sheik Yerbouti, he say broken hearts are for assholes. Guess what, YOUR AN ASSHOLE. That's right.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2020, 09:27:14 AM
I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Tim doesn't get this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 09:28:01 AM
I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Tim doesn't get this.

 :lol  :lol

I literally laughed out loud!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: romdrums on March 27, 2020, 09:29:37 AM
Round two sent.  By the way, I'm seeing a lot of cryin' in this thread.  So you all know, I ran out of tears at 14.  :xbones

Yeah, 'cause they beat you dry!  :loser:

Hey Dusty, don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun.  :hat

I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Plenty of tears coming for you school-girl skirt. You and Venturi. Iron Sheik's best friend, Sheik Yerbouti, he say broken hearts are for assholes. Guess what, YOUR AN ASSHOLE. That's right.



Hey Sheik, when Mommy and Daddy raised you, did they put the swing too close to the wall?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 09:32:05 AM
Hey Sheik, when Mommy and Daddy raised you, did they put the swing too close to the wall?

Yes, and I knock it down, just like it was a little piper.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: romdrums on March 27, 2020, 09:51:35 AM
Hey Sheik, when Mommy and Daddy raised you, did they put the swing too close to the wall?

Yes, and I knock it down, just like it was a little piper.

Hey Sheik, you're as strong as an ox, and almost as smart!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Indiscipline on March 27, 2020, 09:56:35 AM
I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.


(https://i.imgur.com/KXCVspF.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 27, 2020, 10:21:53 AM
I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Tim doesn't get this.

Hah! Not in the slightest.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Anguyen92 on March 27, 2020, 10:47:46 AM
I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Tim doesn't get this.

Hah! Not in the slightest.  :lol

Here's the reference They Live (1988) - Here to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass Scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5YK5FnyF4)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 11:14:11 AM
^ So much quotable material for romdrums from that movie!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: romdrums on March 27, 2020, 11:57:18 AM
^ So much quotable material for romdrums from that movie!

For real.

(https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_crop,h_1280,w_2276,x_12,y_0/f_auto,q_auto,w_1100/v1567086641/shape/mentalfloss/598233-shout_factory.png)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 27, 2020, 02:09:02 PM
I ran out of tears at 14.

...and bubblegum.

Tim doesn't get this.

Hah! Not in the slightest.  :lol

Here's the reference They Live (1988) - Here to Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass Scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5YK5FnyF4)

OK, well not to get all High School Reunion, but I saw They Live in the movies. Pretty sure Kane Roberts was in that as well, no?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: The Walrus on March 27, 2020, 02:12:28 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 02:14:53 PM
Hard to remember when you've been clawing the walls of a time capsule you've been buried in for 2 decades.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 02:17:37 PM
Six degrees of Alice Cooper  :loser:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: TAC on March 27, 2020, 02:24:58 PM
If I recall, wasn't Alice on the TV during a bar scene?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: Indiscipline on March 27, 2020, 02:38:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/EnywT8S.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Girl, you can't ever be the first, but you can be the next
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 02:42:13 PM
Kiss Tim's grits.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: TAC on March 27, 2020, 02:44:57 PM
Fucking Dingy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Indiscipline on March 27, 2020, 03:22:58 PM
Now, forgive me gents if I turn slightly out of topic here, but I could, like, use some round 2 submissions.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: The Walrus on March 27, 2020, 03:29:57 PM
Crap, I think I forgot to send. Sorry! You'll have mine tonight (4:30 over here as of this post)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Indiscipline on March 27, 2020, 03:30:44 PM
I'll have yours tonight  :heart
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: The Walrus on March 27, 2020, 03:35:41 PM
Can I at least choose where we eat dinner?  :|
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Indiscipline on March 27, 2020, 03:38:44 PM
Why, at Mel's Diner.




j/k man, thanks for sending
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Podaar on March 27, 2020, 03:52:00 PM
SUBMIT TO THE PROMOTER!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2020, 04:12:04 PM
Let’s go you pansies!  The Earth ain’t turning any slower.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Indiscipline on March 27, 2020, 04:16:31 PM
"And it will all be over for Easter"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 04:17:03 PM
Will send when I get home
 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2020, 04:19:44 PM
Will send when I get home

And tell that Motφrhead story, punk!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 04:28:45 PM
Chad you don't know about it?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: TAC on March 27, 2020, 04:34:06 PM
Lemmy guess.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: The Walrus on March 27, 2020, 04:34:32 PM
Lemmy guess.

 :facepalm:  :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2020, 04:50:19 PM
Chad you don't know about it?

Maybe I do... don’t seem to recall tho.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 04:58:48 PM
I can't pull what I sent to Indiscipline.   Maybe he could copy and paste it to you.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 05:03:02 PM
Also, sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Indiscipline on March 27, 2020, 05:09:37 PM
Perfect.

And sent
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 05:10:32 PM
Chad, I want to know what you think about the story.  Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: jingle.boy on March 27, 2020, 05:11:13 PM
Oh yeah, I remember the gist of that story now.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 05:11:32 PM
Oh and fuck that camel jockey.   I can say it because I am 1/2 camel jockey.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Indiscipline on March 27, 2020, 05:11:44 PM
Naturally I've omitted the part with Lemmy, the spoon, the hookers and the poodle.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 27, 2020, 05:20:45 PM
The poodle was used for the cleanup.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: TAC on March 27, 2020, 05:42:33 PM
Naturally I've omitted the part with Lemmy... and the poodle.

Naturally, I've included it.

(https://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/13-bass-guitars-replaced-with-rock-doggos.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: The Walrus on March 28, 2020, 06:05:21 AM
Sent two goose eggs.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 28, 2020, 06:07:11 AM
I went with just one song this time. I felt it was a perfect song to walk out on stage to.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: The Walrus on March 28, 2020, 06:09:07 AM
I went with just one song this time. I felt it was a perfect song to walk out on stage to.

I chose Kill the King by Megadeth :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 28, 2020, 06:16:51 AM
 :lol

Everybody wants to kill the king!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Indiscipline on March 28, 2020, 06:29:08 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/pWvPUpG.png)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Podaar on March 28, 2020, 06:31:57 AM
Is that a promo shot of you Indi?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: Indiscipline on March 28, 2020, 06:33:10 AM
In my wildest dreams
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fast Times at Roulettemont High
Post by: King Postwhore on March 28, 2020, 06:48:56 AM
I just oen a plastic crown and blankets as robes. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: jingle.boy on March 28, 2020, 09:46:44 AM
I take it this clause/Alert is a call for Sacul to send.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Indiscipline on March 28, 2020, 09:50:50 AM
Actually, Sacul is being a very timely gentleman.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 28, 2020, 10:11:19 AM
 :lol Ricky the Angry Dragon  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Elite on March 28, 2020, 10:51:25 AM
Oh dear
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Evermind on March 28, 2020, 03:03:54 PM
I'll send tomorrow, had a lot of stuff to do today including fucking around in Overcooked so yeah, guilty as charged. Will still send tomorrow though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: jingle.boy on March 28, 2020, 03:08:23 PM
Damn commies!  Did you think the State was gonna submit for you or something?  You probably don’t know you’re in the lead. You probably think everyone got the same score.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Evermind on March 29, 2020, 02:44:56 AM
:lol

Sent!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Indiscipline on March 29, 2020, 06:56:09 AM
Commy is alright. Waiting for the Tory  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2020, 07:16:57 AM
WTF is Overcooked?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Indiscipline on March 29, 2020, 07:22:23 AM
Russian cuisine
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2020, 07:26:59 AM
So...not this?

(https://i.imgur.com/jQjzf1P.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Elite on March 29, 2020, 07:27:53 AM
No, those look fine!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Indiscipline on March 29, 2020, 07:29:43 AM
So...not this?

(https://i.imgur.com/jQjzf1P.jpg)

No, those look fine!

 :lol You have no idea how much those sucked
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: The Walrus on March 29, 2020, 08:00:09 AM
Overcooked is a fun video game  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2020, 08:03:15 AM
There's more crispy nipples on that pan than an old age home.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: ariich on March 29, 2020, 08:22:39 AM
Sorry man, just moved house which has been manic, and don't even have internet yet so having to use my phone internet.

Will send something today!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Indiscipline on March 29, 2020, 08:31:56 AM
 :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Elite on March 29, 2020, 08:32:10 AM
So...not this?

No, those look fine!

 :lol You have no idea how much those sucked

Am I missing something here?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2020, 08:33:53 AM
I think he's saying they were more like croissain'ts than croissants.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Elite on March 29, 2020, 08:39:35 AM
Good croissants are incomparable, while bad croissants are terrible. There's, unfortunately, not a whole lot in between. Source: lots of croissants in my life time, most of which were closer to good. The bad ones though; bah!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Indiscipline on March 29, 2020, 08:51:43 AM
They tasted like plaster and regret
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2020, 08:55:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Nxo5jBksU
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Evermind on March 29, 2020, 11:18:13 AM
Overcooked is way too much fun tbh, didn't expect it to be that great

I think he's saying they were more like croissain'ts than croissants.

:clap:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: jingle.boy on March 29, 2020, 12:26:20 PM
I think he's saying they were more like croissain'ts than croissants.

Still pronounced the same in Boston.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: King Postwhore on March 29, 2020, 12:29:57 PM
I think he's saying they were more like croissain'ts than croissants.

Still pronounced the same in Boston.

You take that back. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: TAC on March 29, 2020, 12:43:11 PM
In Toronto, it's croiss"eh"nts.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Podaar on March 29, 2020, 12:55:25 PM
In Iran it pronounce FUCK YOU!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. I Am Complete!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 29, 2020, 06:18:15 PM
In response to the thread title....


FuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. I Am Complete!
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 06:20:55 AM
Let's try something new. Hollywood HoganMan, batch 1/3:


?: (https://i.imgur.com/nBBK0AI.jpg)  -  (https://i.imgur.com/Qbzw4vv.jpg)  /  (https://i.imgur.com/poYX9xn.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/jsyXVpa.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/phzZs80.jpg)  -  (https://i.imgur.com/VCQXheF.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/XXpp33H.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/yKn9JWM.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/jlFRy1Y.jpg)  -  (https://i.imgur.com/RiUv10u.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/rHHpeU0.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/LI5xlsP.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/pbIcI9F.jpg)  -  (https://i.imgur.com/TEMVmos.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/MT49Sit.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/0UYpqIR.jpg)  -  (https://i.imgur.com/0fgA1yd.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/f1C2aU5.png)


Solve and fill below:


?: ____ - ___ ___ _______ / ______ ___ ________ ______

?: _____ - ______

?: ______ _____ _________ - ______ ___ _____

?: _____ _____ - _______

?: ________ __________ - ___ ___'_ _____ __ ____

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2020, 06:43:36 AM
I'm thinking the first one is W.A.S.P. - ? / Inside the Electric Circus but I can't figure out what the floor mat is all about. lonestar?... but that doesn't seem right.

[edit]
The Big Welcome. I'm such an idiot.  :facepalm:

[edit 2] Probably Stadler
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2020, 06:58:25 AM
Diablo Swing Orchestra
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Train of Naught on March 30, 2020, 07:01:44 AM
Voodoo mon amour!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Train of Naught on March 30, 2020, 07:03:19 AM
Igorrr - Houmous?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2020, 07:17:10 AM
The fourth one is Dennis Leary - Asshole
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Evermind on March 30, 2020, 07:17:37 AM
Voodoo mon amour!

Man this is a good one for this round, I considered sending DSO but went with another band.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 07:19:33 AM
?: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

?: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

?: Denis Leary - Asshole

?: ________ __________ - ___ ___'_ _____ __ ____


Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: The Walrus on March 30, 2020, 07:21:07 AM
I hope whoever sent Denis Leary gets top score. That song is a national treasure
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2020, 07:26:33 AM
?: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

?: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

?: Denis Leary - Asshole

?: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2020, 07:30:30 AM
I hope whoever sent Denis Leary gets top score. That song is a national treasure

Yet, doesn't have a thing to do with a Prince of Ponce from Italy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 07:34:15 AM
I hope whoever sent Denis Leary gets top score. That song is a national treasure

Yet, doesn't have a thing to do with a Prince of Ponce from Italy.

For one, the title!

?: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

?: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

?: Denis Leary - Asshole

?: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

Batch one solved, except for whosentwhats. Too easy?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2020, 07:47:14 AM
I hope whoever sent Denis Leary gets top score. That song is a national treasure

Yet, doesn't have a thing to do with a Prince of Ponce from Italy.

For one, the title!

Well, yeah. That goes without saying.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 08:11:42 AM
Let's go with Batch 2/3.

My friends, please remember the Evermind ESP Rule: one guess at the time. Thank you.


?: (https://i.imgur.com/Wi0pS14.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/jlFRy1Y.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/x1Wi7jW.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/vz6Ylpr.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/ITW2F0B.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/csbSYgh.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/oxVj6tJ.png)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/BduYGg7.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/aFQjVzZ.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/SUwRcTf.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/ziTOYcf.png)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/mf1d8MC.png)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/0UYpqIR.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/4JhVfPp.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/fbnlHiO.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/lm8Vchf.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/4xnl7uq.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/H5d60WL.jpg)


Solve and fill below:


?: ___ _____ ______ _________ - ________ _____

?: _______ ____ - _____

?: _________ - ______ ________

?: ________ _____ - _______ _______

?: ____ _____ - ______ ____
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: lonestar on March 30, 2020, 08:23:46 AM
Suicide Penguin.


I googled the artist so I won't put a guess in cause that'd be cheating, but holy crap what a glorious piece if it's actually what was sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Ricky The Angry Dragon Clause Steambot Alert
Post by: Stadler on March 30, 2020, 08:24:38 AM
In Iran it pronounce FUCK YOU!

Winner.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2020, 08:32:15 AM
Suicide Penguin.


I googled the artist so I won't put a guess in cause that'd be cheating, but holy crap what a glorious piece if it's actually what was sent.

Yeah, I'm listening to this right now. What a tune!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 08:48:19 AM

?: ___ _____ ______ _________ - ________ _____

?: _______ ____ - _____

?: _________ - ______ ________

?: ________ _____ - Suicide Penguin

?: ____ _____ - ______ ____
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2020, 09:05:42 AM
I just finished listening to the first group of songs.   :o  What an eclectic group of submissions! The Suicidal Tendencies tune is a real ripper.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2020, 09:24:44 AM
Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

Surely that's The American Dream.  At least he was smart enough to send something from Amber Galactic.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Elite on March 30, 2020, 09:29:56 AM
ariich sent Diablo Swing Orchestra for sure
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 09:32:41 AM
Everybody's wrong about the senders



TAC: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

?: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

?: Denis Leary - Asshole

?: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

?: The Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

?: _______ ____ - _____

?: _________ - ______ ________

?: ________ _____ - Suicide Penguin

?: ____ _____ - ______ ____
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2020, 09:34:27 AM
TAC for W.A.S.P. ?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 09:41:18 AM
Yessheik
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2020, 09:46:52 AM
Just chiming in to say Christopher Lloyd in Cuckoo's Nest is 100% awesome.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: The Walrus on March 30, 2020, 09:47:44 AM
Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

Surely that's The American Dream.  At least he was smart enough to send something from Amber Galactic.

Not even close, but, good guess.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2020, 10:08:40 AM
Nacho Man for Suicidal Tendencies.  He sent this to me in my very first roulette, and ultimately regretted it (by getting eliminated).   :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Train of Naught on March 30, 2020, 10:15:08 AM
Bear Ghost - Funkle Phil
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 10:19:34 AM
TAC: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

?: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

?: Denis Leary - Asshole

lonestar: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

?: The Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

?: _______ ____ - _____

?: _________ - ______ ________

Elite: Schizoid Lloyd - Suicide Penguin

?: Bear Ghost - Phunkle Phil
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Train of Naught on March 30, 2020, 10:21:14 AM
Suicide Penguin is Schizoid Lloyd sent by Elite?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 10:31:49 AM
Of course!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Elite on March 30, 2020, 10:52:15 AM
Of course!



Suicide Penguin.

I googled the artist so I won't put a guess in cause that'd be cheating, but holy crap what a glorious piece if it's actually what was sent.

Yeah, I'm listening to this right now. What a tune!

:tup :tup :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 30, 2020, 10:53:55 AM
That Bear Ghost song is all kinds of awesome, too. I'm looking forward to seeing Indi's ratings.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 03:39:23 PM
And Batch 3/3:


?: (https://i.imgur.com/TmmKjSY.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/3WieoXU.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/P9gTrcf.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/7fIOZPX.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/qcyOd4u.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/HACvwlY.png)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/6wMnLr1.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/cWI5Mrd.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/f5gC1lD.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/9rXoisu.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/yRPQ78p.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/GnF8Css.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/4eDFGVe.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/34JKxqT.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/5gHEftB.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/lHaCtwv.jpg)


Solve and fill below:

?: ___ ____ ______ - ___ _____

?: _____ ___ ____ - _ ______ ___'_ ______

?: _____ ___ - ______

?: ______ _______ - ______ ____ ____

?: _____ - ____ _____


Pending:

TAC: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

?: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

?: Denis Leary - Asshole

lonestar: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

?: The Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

?: _______ ____ - _____

?: _________ - ______ ________

Elite: Schizoid Lloyd - Suicide Penguin

?: Bear Ghost - Phunkle Phil
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: ariich on March 30, 2020, 03:40:59 PM
David Lee Roth
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Elite on March 30, 2020, 03:41:02 PM
Sonata Arctica
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 03:45:37 PM
?: The Dear Hunter - ___ _____

?: David Lee Roth - A Little Ain't Enough

?: Pearl Jam - Animal

?: Sonata Arctica - ______ ____ ____

?: Edguy - Love Tyger


Pending:

TAC: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

?: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

?: Denis Leary - Asshole

lonestar: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

?: The Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

?: _______ ____ - _____

?: _________ - ______ ________

Elite: Schizoid Lloyd - Suicide Penguin

?: Bear Ghost - Phunkle Phil
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: jingle.boy on March 30, 2020, 03:50:44 PM
David Lee Roth

A Lil Ain't Enough.

:clap:

I see Manimal there.  Goddamn that was a terrible TV show.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Cool Chris on March 30, 2020, 03:52:28 PM
Edguy and Deer Hunter.

I see Manimal there. 

Thank you! That was bugging me, I knew I should have known that and it was killing me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2020, 03:54:29 PM
Pearl Jam
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 03:57:45 PM
Updated above.


Not exactly deer hunter

Manimal used to scare the bejeezus outta Indikid
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Crow on March 30, 2020, 04:00:18 PM
The Dear Hunter then
no clue what song but Red Hands fits in the hangman black so?? maybe??
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Evermind on March 30, 2020, 04:04:05 PM
Edguy's song is Love Tyger :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2020, 04:05:39 PM
Sonata Arctica is K-Lox.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 04:07:15 PM
Yup (nope), yup, nope.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2020, 04:16:57 PM
Closer To An Animal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 04:20:43 PM
It doesn't fit anywhere  ???
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2020, 04:22:09 PM
It doesn't fit anywhere  ???

Yeah, I'm dumb. Nevermind. :facepalm:



How about just...Animal


Nevermind again.

I'm fucked! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2020, 04:29:52 PM
Can you put the ones that still need to be solved on this page? I'm getting dizzy going back and forth.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 30, 2020, 04:41:07 PM
Sure!


?: (https://i.imgur.com/TmmKjSY.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/3WieoXU.jpg)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/ITW2F0B.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/csbSYgh.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/oxVj6tJ.png)


?: (https://i.imgur.com/BduYGg7.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/aFQjVzZ.jpg)  –  (https://i.imgur.com/SUwRcTf.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/ziTOYcf.png)


?: The Dear Hunter - ___ _____

?: David Lee Roth - A Little Ain't Enough

?: Pearl Jam - Animal

Evermind: Sonata Arctica - Larger Than Life

?: Edguy - Love Tyger

TAC: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

?: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

?: Denis Leary - Asshole

lonestar: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

?: The Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

?: _______ ____ - _____

?: _________ - ______ ________

Elite: Schizoid Lloyd - Suicide Penguin

?: Bear Ghost - Phunkle Phil
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: The Walrus on March 30, 2020, 04:44:38 PM
Sonata Arctica is K-Lox.

WRONG AGAIN! You fuckers think you know me so well. Ya'll ain't slick! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: TAC on March 30, 2020, 04:46:24 PM
Sonata Arctica is K-Lox.

WRONG AGAIN! You fuckers think you know me so well. Ya'll ain't slick! :lol


Yeah, anyway, the Sonata Fartica song is Larger Than Life.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: The Walrus on March 30, 2020, 04:49:32 PM
Honestly: it's one of Tony's best works ever so kudos to whoever had the balls to send that. Evermind probably? I'm not sure how it works thematically but I imagine the theatrical theme and over-the-top... theatrics... would appeal to Indi. Or, he'll find Tony about as charming in his eccentricity as The Iron Sheik.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 30, 2020, 05:54:55 PM
Kat sent Edguy, duh
Train sent Bear Ghost
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: King Postwhore on March 30, 2020, 07:12:27 PM
Man Bear Pig Ghost.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on March 30, 2020, 09:42:03 PM
Excelsior!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: jingle.boy on March 31, 2020, 04:26:46 AM
Excelsior!

Stan Lee??
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2020, 05:41:27 AM
Not to be too obviously, but The March for Dear Hunter? I'm going to say that ariich sent that.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 05:43:17 AM
?: The Dear Hunter - The March

?: David Lee Roth - A Little Ain't Enough

?: Pearl Jam - Animal

Evermind: Sonata Arctica - Larger Than Life

Katt: Edguy - Love Tyger

TAC: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

Sacul: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

Chris: Denis Leary - Asshole

lonestar: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

?: The Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

?: _______ ____ - _____

?: Avantasia - Wicked Symphony

Elite: Schizoid Lloyd - Suicide Penguin

?: Bear Ghost - Phunkle Phil
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: The Walrus on March 31, 2020, 05:56:56 AM
jingle tingle sent NFO.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: jingle.boy on March 31, 2020, 05:57:53 AM
Stadler for Pearl Jam
Romdrums for DLR
Cool Chris for Dennis Leary
King for Bear Ghost
Trainy for Igorr
Sacul for DSO
Puppies for NFO

Prediction: 2/7

jingle tingle sent NFO.

That's a negative, Ghost Rider.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 05:59:48 AM
And 2/7 it is, Governor.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: The Walrus on March 31, 2020, 05:59:55 AM
Well clearly jingle sent The Dear Hunter!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 06:01:07 AM
He didn't!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: The Walrus on March 31, 2020, 06:07:51 AM
Well what the fuck then, Chad's playing mind games! Tricksy Hobbits.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: jingle.boy on March 31, 2020, 06:12:35 AM
Well what the fuck then, Chad's playing mind games! Tricksy Hobbits.

There are still two entries unsolved.   ;)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: The Walrus on March 31, 2020, 06:16:17 AM
Dusty Rhodes been taking a few too many blows to the head. Dusty Rhodes gonna go get some water.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2020, 06:37:02 AM
Avantasia - Wicked Symphony ?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 06:38:10 AM
Bingo!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2020, 06:38:42 AM
Probably jingle.boy, then
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 06:39:11 AM
Bingo!

?: The Dear Hunter - The March

?: David Lee Roth - A Little Ain't Enough

?: Pearl Jam - Animal

Evermind: Sonata Arctica - Larger Than Life

Katt: Edguy - Love Tyger

TAC: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

?: Igorr - Humous

Sacul: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

Chris: Denis Leary - Asshole

lonestar: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

?: The Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

?: _______ ____ - _____

jingle: Avantasia - Wicked Symphony

Elite: Schizoid Lloyd - Suicide Penguin

?: Bear Ghost - Phunkle Phil
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Train of Naught on March 31, 2020, 10:57:00 AM
The only two bands that I guessed are the two bands people have guessed that I sent. :lol Guys, my days of guessing bands to trick people into thinking I did not send them are past me!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: jingle.boy on March 31, 2020, 11:15:49 AM
The only two bands that I guessed are the two bands people have guessed that I sent. :lol Guys, my days of guessing bands to trick people into thinking I did not send them are past me!

 :lol  Keeping track of who has guessed which songs is too much for my brain.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 11:23:07 AM
:lol  Keeping track of who has guessed which songs is too much for my brain.

You're telling me? Hence full frontal disclosure:


Train: The Dear Hunter - The March

Stads: David Lee Roth - A Little Ain't Enough

King: Pearl Jam - Animal

Evermind: Sonata Arctica - Larger Than Life

Katt: Edguy - Love Tyger

TAC: WASP - The Big Welcome / Inside The Electric Circus

Puppies: Igorr - Humous

Sacul: Diablo Swing Orchestra - Voodoo Mon Amour

Chris: Denis Leary - Asshole

lonestar: Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down

romdrums: The Night Flight Orchestra - Midnight Flyer

Podaar: Depeche Mode - Wrong

jingle: Avantasia - Wicked Symphony

Elite: Schizoid Lloyd - Suicide Penguin

ariich: Bear Ghost - Phunkle Phil


And First Impressions:


“That's a kind of wrestling I've practised A LOT”

“So, now I'm Balkanian?” (Igorr)

“The most hilarious sentence in the history of lyrics” (Edguy)

“We finally found the tune Nicholas and Victoria were dancing to”

“Have you been scrying on me for the last twenty years?”

“System of a Queen”

“When we were kings”

“Are you gonna be mad if I call him Alice's heir?” (WASP)

“The Brothers Grimm entrance music”

“How to make it through CoVid”

“As 80's as Axl Foley, Sonny Crockett, and ZackMcCracken” (The Night Flight Orchestra)

“Give hyperbole thirty years and it becomes reality”

“A dream Beefheart Patton Fripp collaboration” (Schizoid Lloyd)

“Story of my life”

“For 15 seconds Conan was running through the Cimmerian flatlands” (Avantasia)



What a gorgeous collection of tunes, amigos. I'm grateful. My grate is ful.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: TAC on March 31, 2020, 11:26:09 AM
“Are you gonna be mad if I call him Alice's heir?”


If you're talking Blackie, I'm not mad, but he certainly pissed Alice off. We would've never had Constrictor and Raise Your Fist And Yell without WASP. He even says as much in the Decline Of Western Civilization Pt2 film.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: The Walrus on March 31, 2020, 11:27:38 AM
“The most hilarious sentence in the history of lyrics”

“As 80's as Axl Foley, Sonny Crockett, and ZackMcCracken”

“Give hyperbole thirty years and it becomes reality”

---

One of these has to be Love T-T-Tyger.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: jingle.boy on March 31, 2020, 11:29:38 AM
“As 80's as Axl Foley, Sonny Crockett, and ZackMcCracken”

That's the Night Flight Orchestra in one sentence.

“The most hilarious sentence in the history of lyrics”

Surely that is on Tobi.  Not sure which song though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 11:30:43 AM
Youall got it right. I'm updating guesses above because I like to bugger with your pages.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Train of Naught on March 31, 2020, 11:34:13 AM
“So, now I'm Balkanian?”
Igorrr

“System of a Queen”
Schizoid Lloyd

“A dream Beefheart Patton Fripp collaboration”

Bear Ghost

How'd I do mister?

Schizoid Lloyd may very well just be the Beefheart / Patton one though
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 11:37:57 AM
2/3 ...  I guess
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Stadler on March 31, 2020, 11:39:46 AM
“Are you gonna be mad if I call him Alice's heir?”


If you're talking Blackie, I'm not mad, but he certainly pissed Alice off. We would've never had Constrictor and Raise Your Fist And Yell without WASP. He even says as much in the Decline Of Western Civilization Pt2 film.

I'm not familiar with that; was it one of those "Alice saw someone ripping him off and decided to reclaim his throne with a vengeance" deals?  Or something else?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Cool Chris on March 31, 2020, 11:50:32 AM
“The most hilarious sentence in the history of lyrics”

That line in Africa about the Serengeti?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Stadler on March 31, 2020, 12:05:31 PM
“The most hilarious sentence in the history of lyrics”

That line in Africa about the Serengeti?

I think Katt just punched a hole in the wall of his living room.   
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2020, 01:13:27 PM
“Have you been scrying on me for the last twenty years?”

I'm thinking this is referencing my contribution.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 01:17:56 PM
Wrong  :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: The Walrus on March 31, 2020, 01:18:12 PM
“The most hilarious sentence in the history of lyrics”

That line in Africa about the Serengeti?

I think Katt just punched a hole in the wall of his living room.

The cost of fixing all this drywall is really adding up.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: The Walrus on March 31, 2020, 01:20:30 PM
Tobi or not to be! Motown-god, just in white
Evel Kneevil of Rock just without evil bike
I would break my nose to make a stir
Break a rib to save the world from choreography

It's gotta be one of those lyrics in LT, yeah?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 01:22:03 PM
Tobi or not to be! Motown-god, just in white
Evel Kneevil of Rock just without evil bike
I would break my nose to make a stir
Break a rib to save the world from choreography

It's gotta be one of those lyrics in LT, yeah?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2020, 01:22:42 PM
Wrong  :hat

Dammit, Ale! :getoffmylawn:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: King Postwhore on March 31, 2020, 01:30:38 PM
Wrong  :hat

Dammit, Ale! :getoffmylawn:

I can't tell you how many times I've said this before going to bed.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Podaar on March 31, 2020, 01:46:48 PM
Wrong  :hat

Dammit, Ale! :getoffmylawn:

I can't tell you how many times I've said this before going to bed.

(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactiongifs.com%2Fr%2Fhhn.gif&hash=ea87486059ff51f9cd22e23300feb2fbe9cd0aa3)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: ariich on March 31, 2020, 01:46:49 PM
Wrong  :hat

Dammit, Ale! :getoffmylawn:

I can't tell you how many times I've said this before going to bed.
:lol

I'd guess System of a Queen could be DSO?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Elite on March 31, 2020, 01:47:38 PM
“A dream Beefheart Patton Fripp collaboration” (Schizoid Lloyd)

Oh boy, this is looking good!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Elite on March 31, 2020, 01:48:14 PM
On a complete unrelated note, would you have accepted the song Indiscipline by King Crimson for this round? :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on March 31, 2020, 01:56:33 PM
I'd guess System of a Queen could be DSO?

No biscuit!

On a complete unrelated note, would you have accepted the song Indiscipline by King Crimson for this round? :neverusethis:

The more I look at it, the more I like it, I do think it’s good.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Elite on March 31, 2020, 02:03:04 PM
I wish you were here to see it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Hollywood HoganMan
Post by: TAC on March 31, 2020, 02:24:21 PM
“Are you gonna be mad if I call him Alice's heir?”


If you're talking Blackie, I'm not mad, but he certainly pissed Alice off. We would've never had Constrictor and Raise Your Fist And Yell without WASP. He even says as much in the Decline Of Western Civilization Pt2 film.

I'm not familiar with that; was it one of those "Alice saw someone ripping him off and decided to reclaim his throne with a vengeance" deals?  Or something else?


Well, the first step for Alice returning was getting sober. But he has talked about feeling literally ripped off. I can't find the scene to the Decline... but in his segment , he actually names WASP, which Spheeris hit the silence button for it's release. But he says WASP and you can see his mouth move.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: jingle.boy on April 01, 2020, 12:07:08 PM
Guess this was the test that stumped them all.

I'll take The Brothers Grimm entrance music.  If not that, Cimmerian flatlands
A Lil Ain't enough is hyperbolic?
Asshole is the story of your life?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on April 01, 2020, 12:12:47 PM
We're all afraid to take the test nowadays ...

You've got your Cimmerian flatlands, the secoond guess is wrong, the third one is my new sig  :laugh:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: King Postwhore on April 01, 2020, 12:26:45 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on April 01, 2020, 02:14:54 PM
Results:



















Nah, April's Indi.

Still, I haven't come completely empty-handed; here's how this round's scheduled:


Musical Value Marks:

0 - You forgot to send.
1 - You should have forgotten to send.
2 - There's a mistake. You accidentally sent me a recording of your dog taking a crap. Please, resend.
3 - There's a mistake. You accidentally sent me a recording of you having sex. Please, resend. BTW, I'm keeping this.
4 – This song is aural flatulence. It's bad, and can't even be interestingly bad.
5 – It's a mess, but something smells intriguing.
6 – It's ok. Some good moments, none of them particularly original.
7 – Good tune. I'm not touching myself yet, but I'm not forgetting this in 20 years.
8 – Loving this. Not perfect, but something here speaks to my soul.
9 – Pantheon stuff. I will find no peace until everyone around me listens to this.
10 – I want to make love to this song. I want to listen to this song before, while and after making love. I want to listen to this song instead of making love.


Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value Manks:

0 - You forgot to send.
1 – This makes allies of Israelis and Palestinians.
2 – Should be distributed as The Anti-Viagra.
3 – I feel half Ian Curtis and half Pete Sampras.
4 – All we are saaaaaaaaying ... is give peace a chaaaaaaaaance.
5 -  Alright, alright. I'm taking out the trash.
6 – Are you talking to me, punk?
7 – C'mon, make my day.
8 – Yippee-ki-yay, motherfocker!
9 - EAT MY ASS AND BALLS!
10 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHKpAdl0KlI


Indi Portrait Vanity Value Marks:

0 - You forgot to send.
1 – This is farther from myself than a black lesbian fascist nun listening to Radiohead.
2 – A black lesbian fascist nun listening to Radiohead
3 – I mean, have you even bothered to read the broken tripe I post?
4 – Stereotypes and profiling.
5 – Crap, you almost got me figured.
6 – Have we ever met?
7 – You might be a Scenes Thread aficionado; you might also seek professional help
8 - Ok, ma, what are you doing on DTF?
9 – Ok, Charles Xavier, what are you doing on DTF?
10 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Stadler on April 01, 2020, 02:19:24 PM
I should be getting a 32 this round. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Podaar on April 01, 2020, 02:31:49 PM
...the third one is my new sig  :laugh:

Oh, (https://i.imgur.com/R9Ki3ug.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Podaar on April 01, 2020, 02:39:47 PM
I should be getting a 32 this round.

You getting that many chainsaw enemas this round, lumberjackoff. Go back to pressing wildflowers (https://youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts?t=23), Foley. *hacktui*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: King Postwhore on April 01, 2020, 02:44:43 PM
My goal is it have Charles Xavier eat my ass and balls which is defiantly pantheon stuff.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on April 01, 2020, 02:49:26 PM
My goal is it have Charles Xavier eat my ass and balls which is defiantly pantheon stuff.

(https://i.imgur.com/GT6xhmC.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Podaar on April 01, 2020, 02:53:39 PM
Okay, I'll take trash out with his ma.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Evermind on April 01, 2020, 03:02:36 PM
Not really getting a lot in the Entrance theme thing, but I'm hopeful for the other two categories.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Stadler on April 01, 2020, 03:20:32 PM
I should be getting a 32 this round.

You getting that many chainsaw enemas this round, lumberjackoff. Go back to pressing wildflowers (https://youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts?t=23), Foley. *hacktui*

I'm hardcore! I can't even wear glasses because I have no ear!   Welcome to Anaheim, you broken down, washed up wrestler!  Have a nice day! 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: The Walrus on April 01, 2020, 03:35:48 PM
723 up in this bitch. Make me feel awful about my submission please
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: jingle.boy on April 01, 2020, 05:02:30 PM
I predict a roll of 7-4-4 this round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: lonestar on April 01, 2020, 08:52:57 PM
I'll call a 4-8-5. My song has adrenaline in spades, just worried about the other two categories.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on April 02, 2020, 08:07:12 AM
Good morning, bedlam. I'm concocting the write-ups right now, and it's a bloody affair since everything you sent is pretty much amazing in its own way.

Anyways, this time we do it in two groups and crescent order, so we can climax together, which is the goal every roulette should strive for.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2020, 08:15:22 AM
Too late.  I came all ready.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Stadler on April 02, 2020, 08:19:21 AM
Hang on; give me a minute.  This has never happened to me.  It's just the stress of the COVID-19 thing.  Maybe if you rub it a little more?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: lonestar on April 02, 2020, 08:20:12 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: jingle.boy on April 02, 2020, 09:13:03 AM
Hang on; give me a minute.  This has never happened to me.  It's just the stress of the COVID-19 thing.  Maybe if you rub it a little more?

I've seen your wife, Mick. If you need a little extra rub, you got problems.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2020, 11:23:02 AM
Are we still talking about wrestling?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: jingle.boy on April 02, 2020, 11:28:01 AM
Are we still talking about wrestling?

Sure, if that's what you want to call it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: jingle.boy on April 02, 2020, 03:40:14 PM
Good morning, bedlam. I'm concocting the write-ups right now, and it's a bloody affair since everything you sent is pretty much amazing in its own way.

Anyways, this time we do it in two groups and crescent order, so we can climax together, which is the goal every roulette should strive for.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PinkUnfitBarracuda-small.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: lonestar on April 02, 2020, 03:47:35 PM
Wow, I'd deduct points from Jingle's score for that level of dickitry if I were you Indiscipline.


Oooooh yeah....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2020, 03:48:56 PM
I would bite Chad if he wasn't so far away.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: lonestar on April 02, 2020, 03:51:26 PM
I really didn't need that visual.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2020, 03:52:26 PM
I didn't say where RJ.


The buckle, definitely his buckle. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on April 02, 2020, 03:52:53 PM
To Gordon Ramsey:

Patience.





I'm almost there ...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: lonestar on April 02, 2020, 03:58:28 PM
I'm cool man, Jingle is the one who can't keep his roulette dick in his pants....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: jingle.boy on April 02, 2020, 05:12:47 PM
Wow, I'd deduct points from Jingle's score for that level of dickitry if I were you Indiscipline.


Oooooh yeah....

Don't tempt me to use a Flavortown meme!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2020, 05:18:45 PM
It's not like you don't send them to him weekly Chad. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on April 02, 2020, 05:20:58 PM
I'm cool man, Jingle is the one who can't keep his roulette dick in his pants....

Yup, his gif was my target. I can't stand Gordon Ramsey.

Anyways, since you've all been so gracious and patient, I blew it all off. Let's start with The Hateful Eight:


Chris: Denis Leary – Asshole

“Give hyperbole thirty years and it becomes reality”

Musical Value: 6 I must be honest: I've never liked Denis Leary, mainly because he stole a couple of bits from my favourite all time comedian (Bill Hicks). Said that, this is a clever dylanesque sour ballad about the joys of first world entitlement's masochism, and everything in its musical structure works perfectly towards its goal: the yodeling, the woofing, the vocal interplay, even the Lennonesque middle-eight (the highlight of the tune). It's solid, and a little more exciting in the electric version. The delivery is pretty good – and less coked out than I expected – with the technical high point being “and my cuban cigar”.

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 6 A ballad never ignited a wrestling crowd, BUT the chorus would be perfect for a comedy/heel valet/manager ala Paul Heyman. Actually I'm amazed no one ever thought about it.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 See, I'm not that guy, but I'm not completely NOT that guy, and there lies the true brilliance of this little apologue. Just like everybody and nobody is Homer Simpson, Gary Cooper, or Donald Trump. Oh, and I am an asshole.

Key Lyrics: “I like football and porno and books about war”

Total Score: 19


Podaar: Depeche Mode – Wrong

“Story of my life”

Musical Value: 6.5 Crazy theory #1544: Violator is the heaviest album in history not featuring electric guitars. I pleasantly see Depeche Mode keeping the trend alive with this dark obsessive Requiem-for-a-Dream paced descent into self-deprecation. Plus, I'm always a sucker for Dave Gahan's voice and his deep emotional bluntness and childish desperation. Someone once said Rodney Dangerfield's face showed every routine he's ever done; well, Dave's voice shows every spoon he's ever cooked. He totals a solid 62 on the Open Heart Singing Scale, where Greg Lake is 100 and Vince Neil -12.

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 6 There is definitely a way to use this: imagine a “wrong” chant akin to Daniel Bryan's “yes” movement. C'mon, it's money. I should be a booker.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 Let's put it this way: what would you say if I told you my favourite DT album is The Astonishing? My favourite Deep Purple record is Burn? That In The Light is clearly superior to Stairway to Heaven? That I don't like Geoff Tate and Rob Halford? That my favourite guitarist is Rory Gallagher? Exactly my point.

Key Lyrics: “Wrong”

Total Score: 20


King: Pearl Jam – Animal

“That's a kind of wrestling I've practised A LOT”

Musical Value: 7 Ok, I admit I only own Ten (for those who weren't in my last roulette, I'm the Rock Music Encino Man) but I won't allow that to restrain me from stating my usual pretentious hyperbolic assessment: Pearl Jam (at its best) is a '70s immortal classic act trapped twenty years too late, and Eddie Vedder (at his finest) is the bastard child of House Morrison and House Daltrey. Here they took Even Flow, added 16 valves and turbo-compressor, and unleashed a straightforward rock wrecking ball. Give it a listen: if you're not headbanging in twenty seconds, then “I'd rather be with an animal.”

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 8 Five to one, baby, one to five: the ultimate fighting call and a riff worth arenas. Forgive the dark humour, but this must have been Jeremy's entrance music when he settled the score with his classmates.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 6 Mixed feelings here: I've never been with an animal (although the jury is still out about my ex wife being a viper and my current one a tiger), but I'm not exactly a stranger to the five to one Madam Palm vs Mr Kojak strap match. Seriously, I focking hate bullies and abusers, so I do relate.

Key Lyrics: “One, two, three, four, five against one”

Total Score: 21


Puppies: Igorr – Humous

“So, now I'm Balkanian?”

Musical Value: 6.5 Picture this: a Serbian wedding featuring rivers of red wine, smoked lamb, and a couple of knifings; an oldman on an island going full on Kletzmer with his accordion while Poseidon blastbeats the Mediterranean Sea with his Tama Trident Edition; the boss stage of Sonic The Hedgehog: Running Wild in the Gaza Strip, the boss being a giant chicken. Done? Well, you now have 8% idea about the allucinatory power of this tune. It's grimy, messy, loud as fock, but whenever a song achieves in three minutes the equivalent of a six hours micropoints binge, I call the experience memorable and sooth the munchies with that chicken. 

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 8 Would you think a chaotic merciless sonic and percussive raid armed with menacing exotic tribal intervals is going to - at the very least - strike a bit of fear and discomfort in the heart of your regular Bob Backlund all american wrestler? I would, if you scrap the 8 bit part.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 Although not Balkanian, Egean, or Anatolian, I am certainly Mediterranean for a good half, and those melodies resonate with something in my Animus Machine. Chaos, on the othe hand, is basically what I'm made of.

Key Lyrics: “ghjhfgfktkkfujfkflfh AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH *cackle* hkjklhiujgkjhgj”

Total Score: 21.5



Train: The Dear Hunter – The March

“The Brothers Grimm entrance music”

Musical Value: 8 Dear Lord, I love these guys and I love The Artist Formerly Known As Parama for introducing me to them in my first roulette. The way they can sip and balance orchestral and progressive elements within spectacularly solid rock constructs is astounding. Add some Musisms here and there, a good dose of Beatlesque shenanigans, and a taste for dark storytelling and surreal athmosphere making them the Tim Burtons (even the Danny Elfmans I would dare to say) of prog rock. Plus, that badass countrystile vamp section at the end is the perfect digestive liquor after a healthy meal.

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 7 Pretty appropriate, in its sneaky smart way. The rolling piano and “I Want to Tell You” beat is a nice cool way to present a snarky obnoxious heel or some high flying cruiserweight tag team: my favourite kinds of wrestler.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 6 Ok, I get the charismatic leader rallying the public to action thing, and it may portrait an actor's work, but this dark tale of demonism, soul stealing, and lynching mobs has very little to do with me. As far as you need to know.

Key Lyrics: “And now the mimic is a cynic who laughs while the house of god is reduced to ash”

Total Score: 21.5


Katt: Edguy – Love Tyger

“The most hilarious sentence in the history of lyrics”

Musical Value: 7 The SpandexButt Metal response to Manowar's SwordArm Metal (and I love me some Manowar). Uncompromised fun, self-aggrandising self-parody (look, I just created an oxymoron's paradox; will the Candyman appear if I write it three times?), and nonchalant mastery of every 80's glam trick in the book. Songwriting-wise, nothing you haven't heard a zillion times on your way to the Sunset Strip, but it's catchy as hell and performed with tons of heart and good spirits (shout out to the guitar solo: original in homage, and a whole damn commercial for the Boss CE3 pedal).

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 7 Undeniably energetic and hooky, with a great chick magnetism potential, but would my opponent think I'm offering some freebasing outside a Hollywood titty bar and a thirty minutes interview with Penelope Spheeris instead of a superkick?

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 8 The need to feel superhuman and almost alien in order to fill a stage and capture gazes; the will to entertain the last guy at the bottom of the room, the one who doesn't want to be entertained, at the risk of your own mental and physical integrity. I always have trouble explaining those things and this dude does it in two verses and one chorus? It sucks “Tobi” outclassed.

Key Lyrics: “I would break my nose to make a stir, break a rib to save the world from choreography”

Total Score: 22



TAC: WASP – The Big Welcome / Inside the Electric Circus

“Are you gonna be mad if I call him Alice's heir?”

Musical Value: 7 A vicious ripper of a rocker, sharing a disturbing yet electrifying similarity with Master of Puppets in the verse. Trust me, it does, go listen to it. Anyways, the main attraction here is Blackie's voice. TIM STOP READING THIS NOW! He's as much the teathrical anger spitting nightmare weaving narrating beast as uncle Alice. Sometimes greatness just duplicates itself across the eras, it happens. Just think Kareem and Timmy. Nonetheless, that guitar solo is something I could have composed and performed in 8th grade if asked: “please compose and perform a lazy and generic solo like you're in 6th grade.”.

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 8 Perfect structure for an entrance: eerie evil menacing circus music to set the mood while the house lights go down, then the ass busting riffage to get the juices going. The match starts, and at the first terribly botched move or hard potato ... that guitar solo!

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 Let's cut this short: I'm a focking clown and my life is basically an itinerant circus. Methinks all the points have been addressed.

Key Lyrics: “It's life upon the road, insane asylum grows ,night after night, the main attraction”

Total Score: 22



jingle: Avantasia – Wicked Symphony

“For 15 seconds Conan was running through the Cimmerian flatlands”

Musical Value: 7 Strange beast this one. Glorious intro half Basil Poledouris and half Hans Zimmer, then some riffage rythmically moving like Orion, then some Pull Me Under verse sung by two extremely talented chewers of words, then the Living on a Prayer chorus, rinse lather and repeat, a pretty good One Last Time special section, an excellent wah shredfest, some Plantish moaning, a groove metal bit, and then we go back to Tommy's and Gina's struggle with low wages and broken dreams. I kid, man. I wanted to show you a review full of unoriginal references but very enjoyable nonetheless, exactly like this song.

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 8 The whole two orchestral minutes at the beginning are worth a main event entrance. You expect either General Germanicus or Captain Jack Sparrow coming out from Gorilla position. Either way, huge pop.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 Mmmh … Pretentious, unnecessarily long-winded, in love with its own voice(s), showing off faux erudition, unbearably verbose. Does it sound like some Geordie/Italian bozo you know?


Key Lyrics: “A seeker enthralled by a flame, eventually home to his pain. The Great Unbeloved, you reach for the final stage"

Total Score: 22



Coming up: The Magnificent Seven.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2020, 05:32:20 PM
Oh my. I cannot believe that song is in the bottom half.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Sacul on April 02, 2020, 05:37:26 PM
Oh my. I cannot believe my song is in the top half.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2020, 05:42:59 PM
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(https://i.imgflip.com/2f0ao0.jpg)

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/l3V0gnmiNvCNz85Wg/source.gif)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2020, 05:43:40 PM
Dammit.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on April 02, 2020, 05:52:54 PM
lonestar: Suicidal Tendencies – You Can't Bring Me Down

“How to make it through CoVid”

Musical Value: 7.5 Full disclosure: as far as I'm concerned, the true Big Four of Thrash are Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax and Overkill. Well, Bobby Blitz better watch his back with such an offering from ST, just saying. Consider the majestic intro, the ruthless riffage and the whole quality of pace and tell me this is not (musically speaking) potentially the second/third best song from Ride The Lighting which some dumbass production technician has erased from the tapes by mistake. Furthermore, in that scenario all the solos would belong to Mustaine at his most inspired and sober, not to Kirk.

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 8 Let's see … Epic intro + a cavalcade from hell while the toughest motherfocker in the crossover punk scene screams he won't be brought down because fock you and reasons? I suspect it would work on any opponent this side of Galactus.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 If there is a constant trait in my life – except writing unacceptably eccentric theories about music and being a ponce about it – is the utter inability to recognise when to shut my trap or pipe the hell down. And stunning looks, ca va sans dire.

Key Lyrics: “And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry. But, maybe you needed to be offended”

Total Score: 22.5


Evermind: Sonata Arctica – Larger than Life

“Have you been scrying on me for the last twenty years?”

Musical Value: 7.5 This guy knows exactly how opera arias have been written for three centuries. A logical sequence of thoughts and feelings, each one underlined by its own appropriate thematic variation, under a common (beautiful) melodic umbrella. Add to that the ability to develop the musical space between said thoughts and feelings in order to let melody and rythm anticipate and explain words, before and instead of words. There is possibly not one unheard before bit of music in ten minutes, but the way everything is spun without sacrificing cause and consequence on the altar of beauty is the mark of a true artist.

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 6 It's grandiose, pompous, and theatrical enough for your regular narcissistic heel, although at times it makes me want to hug my opponent instead of piledriving his noggin into the floor.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 9 An unbearable sequence of thoughts whomever has sacrificed 4/5 of his regular joe life to the craft just loves to torment himself with, the same way you poke a bad tooth with your tongue just to check whether the pain is still there. Again, no one has seen Ev and Prof X in the same room yet.

Key Lyrics: “My friends all have families who now have their families, I lived half a century aboding deep in vanities.”

Total Score: 22.5


romdrums: The Night Flight Orchestra – Midnight Flyer

“As 80's as Axl Foley, Sonny Crockett, and ZackMcCracken”

Musical Value: 8 What if Europe never surrendered to the market's sirens, took more care about their music than their hairstyles, John Norum never left the band and demanded everybody to get tighter, and Joey Tempest morphed into a grimier and nastier Michele Luppi, and Hollywood asked them to write the soundtrack for Rocky V: The Good One Because The Other One Never Happened training montage? We would have 88% of this impressive tune. What a great discovery. By the way, is it a wrong note or a really wrong note I hear during that otherwise brilliant synth solo?

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 8Epicness, style, and galloping speed as requested. Plus, the girl's speech at the beginning works like the “you think you know me?” sentence introducing the most pop-inducing wrestling theme ever.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 The recurring feeling of not knowing what you're leaving and ignoring what you're gunning for? The awareness your latest effort counts nothing unless you do even better the next time? I know them well, dammit.

Key Lyrics: “Now it's not the time to think of all I've lost. There are skylines left to conquer, there are oceans left to cross”.

Total Score: 23


Sacul: Diablo Swing Orchestra – Voodoo Mon Amour

“We finally found the tune Nicholas and Victoria were dancing to”

Musical Value: 8 Musical pet peeve #347 of mine - Two things, and two things only, prevent SFAM from being hands down the best rock concept album ever written: the dumb sex whisper section in the midst of Home and TDoE being a little too much stretched out wankfest. Well, get rid of the ludicrous moanings, insert TdoE's distillated best parts in their place, make this tune the real 1928 dance Nicholas and Victoria are making sweet love along, and – lo and behold – Tommy is suddenly number three and Jesus Christ Superstar is at striking distance. I feel very strongly about this. 

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 8  Like you're not seeing me entering the arena to this tune, wearing a fedora and raising a crystal flutes to the crowd until I inevitably fall face first on the mat while attempting a tap-dancing promo, tripped by my falling pants.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 There's swing, there's boogie; there's sexy bombast and belle epoque vocals; there's sweaty rythm, thrashy guitars, and unapologetic brass. There is Gershwin, and the living is easy. Can't throw an Indi party without this stuff.

Key Lyrics: “Bewildered by your ego, such a savage since you smiled”

Total Score: 23


Stadler: David Lee Roth – A Little Ain't Enough

“When we were kings”

Musical Value: 7 Now I am gonna get [cue Stephen A Smith voice] blasphemous, and I'm gonna do it with bullet points: A) This is as tight as Van Halen has ever played this side of maybe For Onlawful Carnal Knowledge. B) Yes, I own Eat 'Em and Smile, and yes, Jason Becker and the other Bissonette are fitter for this particular task than Steve Vai and Billy Sheehan. A much more balanced band. Still with me? Then I will add this little outrageous theory of mine: Diamond Dave has no immediately discernable vocal talents, but no one can sing his songs as good as him. Call it the Ozzy Corollary (try singing Diary of a Madman, I dare anyone).

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 9 This is beyond music and lyrics, actually. No one, and I repeat no one, has incarnated the larger than life cartoonish braggadocious yet self-ironic youth idol stage sexy beast better than DLR. He's the rock equivalent of 80's Hulk Hogan, this song is his manifest, and that's my whole point.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 Who do you think has been my stage presence model of reference, Leonard Cohen?

Key Lyrics:  “Was vaccinated with a phonograph needle one summer break”

Total Score: 23



Elite: Schizoid Lloyd – Suicide Penguin

“A dream Beefheart Patton Fripp collaboration”

Musical Value: 9 Let me correct my first impression: “A dream Beefheart Patton Fripp collaboration, inspired by Zappa and produced by Brian Wilson”. Justice is done. These are the tunes I adore: such high density of both musical information and lunacy that you can spend a lifetime sucking new meaning from, until you surrender to the fact that its twisted logic is logical indeed once you accept the premises. Most people call this chaos and recoil in disgust, but it's pretty difficult to deny there are more interesting, daring, and original musical ideas among these 330 seconds than inside Black Clouds & Silver Linings. Absolutely the second best thing you can find in Holland. 

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 7 Maybe a little too much for your average wrestler (or fan) to adopt, but chaotic and violent enough for those crazy ECW maniacs of the old good days to embrace.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 It jumps everywhere without rhyme and reason, stringing incoherent sentences together in a pathetic crazy stupor, pretending to be clever while drowning in self-indulgence. Does it sound like some Geordie/Italian bozo you know?

Key Lyrics: “The devil smiles while saving my ass. He says, father the son, gangnam style”

Total Score: 23



ariich: Bear Ghost – Funkle Phil

“System of a Queen”

Musical Value: 9 What do you get when you organically mix hard rock riffage, funky sensibility, Freddie's penchant for vaudeville, prohibition era speedrag, SoaD drumming, a pinch of Living Colour mood, and an obscene quantity of pizzaz? You get music which is a million times more Progressive that dozens of prog acts still focking ad nauseam with the same mellotrons or worshipping their heroes with the same trite variation of diddleddiddly fock. The fact I have to get this in a roulette and not every morning on the radio as universal hit makes me root for CoVid 19, 20, whatever it takes. What a jolly great song!

Entrance Adrenaline Boost Value: 8 I can definitely picture myself strolling towards the ring while this lovely tune warns all and sundry I have spunk and style and know how to use it. Cue tap-dance, pants, face first on the mat. You know the drill.

Indi Portrait Vanity Value: 7 This is exactly the level of self-esteem (true or fake) I have to show in order to not be eaten alive, and – sadly – that is the amount of fockyou's I've gotta distribute along the way.

Key Lyrics: “Home is where the heart attack is”

Total Score: 24




I give you all gentlemen a couple of minutes to whinge or gloat before I post standings and The Mysterious Round 3 Tune
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Exposing the Business
Post by: Indiscipline on April 02, 2020, 06:23:58 PM
Here we stand:

Evermind: 14 + 22.5 = 36.5
romdrums: 13 + 23 = 36
jingle: 13 + 22 = 35
Sacul: 11 + 23 = 34
ariich: 9 + 24 = 33
Stadler: 10 + 23 = 33
Katt: 10.5 + 22 = 32.5
king: 11.5 + 21 = 32.5
lonestar: 10 + 22.5 = 32.5
Puppies: 11 + 21.5 = 32.5
TAC: 10.5 + 22 = 32.5
Train: 11 + 21.5 = 32.5
Elite: 9 + 23 = 32
Chris: 12 + 19 = 31
Podaar: 10 + 20 = 30


And here we fall:

This (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPG8voDSVkE) is the song you have to find the perfect companion for.

Quote
Round III: Tag Team Match. The ultimate collaboration in fighting, a graceful deadly dance where connection and harmony are often the difference between victory and a world of hurt. And defeat. And humiliation. But it's also a matter of diversity and complementarity.

I will give you a specific piece of music, you must find its perfect complementary piece. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and ideal companion


Good luck and enjoy!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 02, 2020, 06:37:25 PM
And sent!  :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2020, 06:39:50 PM
And sent!  :metal

Dud he give you your song all ready to match?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2020, 06:41:01 PM
Is The Answer Lies Within banned?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 02, 2020, 06:43:13 PM
And sent!  :metal

Dud he give you your song all ready to match?
The song is posted in the post right above mine.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2020, 06:44:43 PM
Damn, I missed that. Thank you!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2020, 06:45:21 PM
Damn, I missed that. Thank you!

You live in a time capsule or something?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Crow on April 02, 2020, 06:46:43 PM
ahh that's why i didn't know that TDH song. because it's off the Bad One
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: lonestar on April 02, 2020, 06:55:26 PM
Excellent, glad that song clicked well.


I'll send something tomorrow at the latest
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: King Postwhore on April 02, 2020, 07:00:01 PM
Damn, I missed that. Thank you!

You live in a time capsule or something?

Wow, how lame. I can't read. Get it right.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: TAC on April 02, 2020, 07:06:22 PM
I have sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: The Walrus on April 02, 2020, 07:09:34 PM
Upper half so far, bitches! Time to pick out a real stinker to pair with that gorgeous song.

EDIT: Sent. I predict a similar score to this round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Podaar on April 03, 2020, 01:57:01 AM
Hey, whiny little baby Cornette-hole!



















































(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-03-2016/sFJmly.gif)

Sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Elite on April 03, 2020, 02:12:25 AM
I had the feeling that trac would do well, but top 2 in a round was kind of unexpected indeed. Glad to have amused you a bit and I for one completely agree on the 'musical value' write-up. This is the sort of stuff that drives my girlfriend crazy - I remember playing her Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica in the car on holiday driving through France. I was forced to turn it off after track 16 or so, she just couldn't take it anymore - while to me the best way of looking at this sort of stuff is by basically surrendering to its insanity. I love this sort of stuff and since it also works with you, I can't promise I won't send some other madness track later on.


Now why the hell would you want is to find a companion song for this particular track? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Indiscipline on April 03, 2020, 03:15:14 AM
Good morning, bedlam.

Wait, what is this thing I sense all around me? Why, it's LOVE!

Now, before I go back to bath in sportmanship tears, a little Q&A:

Is The Answer Lies Within banned?

Actually, there's an interesting question floating upon the sarcasm; I am in fact allowing almost everything for this round, for the key is the way (and rationale) you link the tunes. Of course, a modicum of common sense and fair play is always welcome. Don't send, say, Still ... You Turn Me On. Or The Answer Lies Within.

Now why the hell would you want is to find a companion song for this particular track? :lol

Because I'm a focking idiot. Don't ever forget it.

Hey, whiny little baby Cornette-hole!

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-03-2016/sFJmly.gif)

Sent.

I feel it in my fingers ... I feel it in my toes ...
... Love is all around me ...

 


Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: jingle.boy on April 03, 2020, 06:11:26 AM
I'll take it!  Middle of the pack this round, and still Top 5 in the standings.

Now to figure out if I'm going to be the Hart Foundation or East-West Connection?  Or take another path.

First, gotta listen to the "Magnificent 7"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: lonestar on April 03, 2020, 07:04:46 AM
Ok sent. I think I actually hit this one pretty good.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Podaar on April 03, 2020, 09:06:24 AM
I feel it in my fingers ... I feel it in my toes ...

You going to feel it in your humble-hole if you keep running your mouth, Cornholette. At least Iron Sheik got to give atomicwedgie to Six Feet Underwear Taker.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: The Walrus on April 03, 2020, 09:10:27 AM
I sent something from one of my favorite albums ever
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Indiscipline on April 03, 2020, 09:11:42 AM
I feel it in my fingers ... I feel it in my toes ...

You going to feel it in your humble-hole if you keep running your mouth, Cornholette. At least Iron Sheik got to give atomicwedgie to Six Feet Underwear Taker.


 :rollin

If this were an Insults Roulette, there would be NO bloody contest, sir.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Stadler on April 03, 2020, 10:45:11 AM
So I've got it narrowed down to two; both the same direction, both risky in their own way, both very much a matter of taste... but one is a REAL leap of faith.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Indiscipline on April 03, 2020, 11:07:00 AM
Send them both, by all means!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Elite on April 03, 2020, 04:17:30 PM
Sent!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 03, 2020, 04:43:30 PM
I hope Stadler sends the same song I did  :) :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Evermind on April 04, 2020, 03:51:05 AM
Sent a song I've never used in roulettes before :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 04, 2020, 08:19:28 AM
Evermind sent something from Beyond the Bridge  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: jingle.boy on April 04, 2020, 10:24:07 AM
Evermind sent something from Beyond the Bridge  :biggrin:

Nah, David Gilmour or Mark Knopfler
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: King Postwhore on April 04, 2020, 11:16:12 AM
Finally sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: Cool Chris on April 04, 2020, 11:45:57 AM
I'll send later today. Been hectic here with Mrs. Cool Chris setting up our main living space as a virtual classroom.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: romdrums on April 04, 2020, 11:55:31 AM
Sending later today as well.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: ariich on April 04, 2020, 02:32:05 PM
Sent!

EDIT: Also wtf I won a round in an Indi roulette what is going on
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: jingle.boy on April 04, 2020, 04:11:47 PM
Sent!

EDIT: Also wtf I won a round in an Indi roulette what is going on

Clearly, Bo Derek was his 80s crush.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: ariich on April 04, 2020, 04:21:45 PM
Sent!

EDIT: Also wtf I won a round in an Indi roulette what is going on

Clearly, Bo Derek was his 80s crush.
:rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: Indiscipline on April 04, 2020, 04:34:06 PM
10/10
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Stadler on April 04, 2020, 04:50:15 PM
I hope Stadler sends the same song I did  :) :corn

That'd be cool. I went big, though.  We may not hear from Indiscipline for a while!  ;)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: King Postwhore on April 04, 2020, 05:07:33 PM
I hope Stadler sends the same song I did  :) :corn

That'd be cool. I went big, though.  We may not hear from Indiscipline for a while!  ;)

It's so big he won't be able to talk? :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: Indiscipline on April 04, 2020, 05:12:49 PM
It's Mr Socko!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: King Postwhore on April 04, 2020, 05:38:32 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: Podaar on April 04, 2020, 07:30:18 PM

EDIT: Also wtf I won a round in an Indi roulette what is going on

Clearly, Bo Derek was his 80s crush.

:clap:

I wish I would have thought of that.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: TAC on April 04, 2020, 07:32:41 PM
Looks more like Bo Jackson Derek.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: romdrums on April 04, 2020, 08:03:40 PM
Sent
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: jingle.boy on April 04, 2020, 08:36:10 PM
10/10

Your damn right that joke was 10/10!!

Looks more like Bo Jackson Derek.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/6751A64NJkyCQ/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 04, 2020, 08:44:30 PM
10/10

Your damn right that joke was 10/10!!

I'd give it more of a 9.9/10  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: TAC on April 04, 2020, 08:45:38 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/6751A64NJkyCQ/giphy.gif)

(https://i.gifer.com/GQNC.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: Cool Chris on April 04, 2020, 09:03:48 PM
Sorta on topic.... is anyone aware Wrestlemania is this weekend?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: Anguyen92 on April 04, 2020, 09:11:34 PM
Sorta on topic.... is anyone aware Wrestlemania is this weekend?

It's still on?  They are hosting it at their own performance center or something in front of no crowd?  Going to be utterly the most depressing Wrestlemania ever if that's the case.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: lonestar on April 04, 2020, 09:28:35 PM
I sincerely hope it's still not PPV, that'd be fucking lame.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: Anguyen92 on April 04, 2020, 09:38:37 PM
I sincerely hope it's still not PPV, that'd be fucking lame.

I think they did away with PPV for a long while ago.  They have their own subscription streaming service along with whatever TV deal they have now.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: lonestar on April 04, 2020, 10:02:05 PM
Ah gotcha, it's been a while lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: jingle.boy on April 05, 2020, 04:44:00 AM
I passed by Raw while channel surfing a couple times over the past month, and it looks so lame to be performing in an empty studio - especially cutting promos.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 08:30:28 AM
I sincerely hope it's still not PPV, that'd be fucking lame.
Do you mean it would actually be less lamer if it was not PPV?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 10:51:38 AM
Sorta on topic.... is anyone aware Wrestlemania is this weekend?

Yessir, two pre-taped shows; gonna watch part 1 on the network tonight.

It must have been terribly difficult to perform without audience.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: lonestar on April 05, 2020, 11:38:34 AM
I sincerely hope it's still not PPV, that'd be fucking lame.
Do you mean it would actually be less lamer if it was not PPV?

Lame from a business standpoint. As an entertainment outlet it's inherently lame by nature.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Only One Submission Missing!
Post by: Cool Chris on April 05, 2020, 11:51:05 AM
From what I've read, day 1 was pretty solid, with some great matches. Lowered, unsure expectations of course, but if their goal was to provide a enjoyable escape, it sounds like it was a success. And that Taker/Styles match, while not really a match, was A+ entertainment.

I sincerely hope it's still not PPV, that'd be fucking lame.
Do you mean it would actually be less lamer if it was not PPV?

Lame from a business standpoint. As an entertainment outlet it's inherently lame by nature.

Haven't PPVs been a solid revenue stream for wrestling for decades? And why is it lame by nature?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Send Me a Match
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 11:54:50 AM
I sincerely hope it's still not PPV, that'd be fucking lame.
Do you mean it would actually be less lamer if it was not PPV?

As an entertainment outlet it's inherently lame by nature.

Yeah, that’s what I was getting at.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Only One Submission Missing!
Post by: Sacul on April 05, 2020, 12:44:58 PM
Sent
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Running Tag
Post by: Elite on April 05, 2020, 01:11:17 PM
Sent

Welk een verrassing!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Only One Submission Missing!
Post by: lonestar on April 05, 2020, 01:16:15 PM
From what I've read, day 1 was pretty solid, with some great matches. Lowered, unsure expectations of course, but if their goal was to provide a enjoyable escape, it sounds like it was a success. And that Taker/Styles match, while not really a match, was A+ entertainment.

I sincerely hope it's still not PPV, that'd be fucking lame.
Do you mean it would actually be less lamer if it was not PPV?

Lame from a business standpoint. As an entertainment outlet it's inherently lame by nature.

Haven't PPVs been a solid revenue stream for wrestling for decades? And why is it lame by nature?

Just a personal perspective on it. It's entertainment, that's for sure, but it's cheap entertainment.

As to PPVs, I was more saying that still going through with a PPV at this point in history, instead of letting the masses watch it for free, would be a lame business move from my viewpoint. It wouldn't surprise me that the McMahons would still do it, I just think it'd be a shitty PR move.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Running Tag
Post by: Anguyen92 on April 05, 2020, 01:25:13 PM
I guess now will be the best time to post this.  Here's a Metallica tweet where old man Undertaker as the American Bad Ass is driving in the woods at night on his motorcycle with Metallica's Now That We're Dead playing as the theme song.  I got to say, mid-50s Undertaker still looks pretty darn intimidating, especially coming out to a song Metallica wrote in their 50s.

https://twitter.com/Metallica/status/1246631695475867648
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Running Tag
Post by: Cool Chris on April 05, 2020, 02:41:54 PM
I think it was Jericho and Heyman, but someone was talking about Vince's greatest creation. In terms of a tangible thing, it has to be Wrestlemania, but hey said it's probably The Undertaker. Dude debuted in the WWF 30 years ago and while part-time, still relevant. That intro was boss! How Mark has been able to remain a top star for so long is a testament to his commitment and brilliance.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Running Tag
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 02:59:58 PM
We starting TagMan today?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Running Tag
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 03:50:58 PM
Probably tomorrow. I still need one confirmation from an offline player.

... who eventually came online.


Here's The TagMan, and since everything is split in two for this round, I'm giving you only the acts to buy letters for; the song titles you must desume from their relationship with Questions.

?: _____ _____
?: ___ _____ _____
?: ___________
?: _____ ______
?: ____ _______
?: ______
?: ___ ____
?: ___ ____ _______ _______
?: _____'_ _____
?: ________
?: _________
?: ________ ___
?: _____ __ _______
?: _________
?: ___ _________ & ____ ____
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 04:42:31 PM
T
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 05, 2020, 04:43:29 PM
P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 04:48:09 PM
?: _____ _____
?: T__ _____ _____
?: ___________
?: _____ ______
?: ____ __t____
?: ______
?: ___ ____
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
?: ___p____
?: ____t____
?: ________ ___
?: _____ __ ___t__t
?: ______t__
?: ___ _________ & __t_ ___t

Guessed letters: Tony Parker

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 04:50:02 PM
TAC waits until Kemba heals


So, the next all star game?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 04:50:47 PM
 :tup :tup :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 04:51:01 PM
Spock's Beard
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 04:51:37 PM
:tup :tup :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 04:52:39 PM
The Alan Parsons Project-Kingshmegland...or Stadler
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 04:53:59 PM
Right band, wrong hunk
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 05:00:25 PM
Guess some letters Fogeys. I see you lurking. You both nod off when you entered the thread??
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Postwhore on April 05, 2020, 05:01:37 PM
I do have The 3 CD Alan Parsons Band compilation. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: romdrums on April 05, 2020, 05:04:23 PM
A
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 05:05:10 PM
I do have The 3 CD Alan Parsons Band compilation.

Stop bragging and guess a letter fool.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Postwhore on April 05, 2020, 05:08:05 PM
D for Dickhead.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 05:11:39 PM
?: _____ ____d
?: The Moody Blues
?: ___________
?: D___a ______
?: ____ __t____
?: Da____
?: ___ ___D
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
?: ___p____
?: Avantasia
?: ________ A__
?: ____d __ ___ta_t
?: Darkwater
?: ___ ___a_a__a & __t_ _a_t

Guessed letters: Alessandro The Dear Ponce

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
romdrums waits for Godot
king waits for no one
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 05:12:08 PM
D for Dickhead.

 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 05:12:39 PM
Avantasia
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 05:13:28 PM
Obviasia
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 05:14:02 PM
never heard of them.


Darkwater
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 05, 2020, 05:14:44 PM
never heard of them.


Darkwater
Sent by Elite?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 05:15:56 PM
The Moody Blues
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 05:16:36 PM
Darkwater it is, but not from Elite.

And Moody Blues.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 05:20:24 PM
Sound Of Contact
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 05, 2020, 05:21:13 PM
?: _____ ____d
?: The Moody Blues
?: ___________
?: D___a ______
?: ____ __t____
?: Da____
?: ___ ___D
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
?: ___p____
?: Avantasia
?: ________ A__
?: Sound of Contact
?: Darkwater
?: ___ ___a_a__a & __t_ _a_t

Guessed letters: Alessandro The Dear Ponce

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
romdrums waits for Godot
king waits for no one
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: jingle.boy on April 05, 2020, 05:55:59 PM
How about an R.

Is The Moody Blurs the obvious choice?  And players are already using previously submitted bands?

Wishbone Ash?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 06:12:27 PM
So all week I've been trying to figure out why Alice Cooper and the guys rowing were in your sig..


(https://i.imgur.com/R9Ki3ug.jpg)


Alice and row


Allessandro

I cracked the code!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 05, 2020, 08:00:52 PM
Wrong

Alice hand row
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 05, 2020, 08:08:12 PM
Sounds kinky.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: ariich on April 06, 2020, 12:01:35 AM
Spock's Beard
My guess would be either Looking for Answers, or Dreaming in the Age of Answers.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 12:16:25 AM
?: _____ ____d
?: The Moody Blues
?: ______r____
?: D___a _____r
?: ____ __t___r
?: Dar___
?: ___ __rd
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
?: ___p_r__
?: Avantasia
?: Wishbone Ash
?: Sound of Contact
?: Darkwater
?: ___ ___a_a__a & __t_ _art

Guessed letters: Alessandro The Really Daring Ponce

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
romdrums waits for Godot
king waits for no one
jingle waits for another Raptor ring

And players are already using previously submitted bands?

This round and the fifth one - the ones with songs to complement/oppose - we relax the rules a bit.

So all week I've been trying to figure out why Alice Cooper and the guys rowing were in your sig..


(https://i.imgur.com/R9Ki3ug.jpg)


Alice and row


Allessandro

I cracked the code!!!

Yeah! Copyright Gregg.

Wrong

Alice hand row

That song has already been sent

Never heard that band

Sounds kinky.

That band I've heard, but it's banned.

Spock's Beard
My guess would be either Looking for Answers, or Dreaming in the Age of Answers.

No, sir
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Evermind on April 06, 2020, 03:12:34 AM
Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Postwhore on April 06, 2020, 03:51:53 AM
No one is guessing the band I sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 05:46:50 AM
E
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 06:03:37 AM
?: _e_e_ ____d
?: The Moody Blues
?: __ee__r___e
?: D___a ____er
?: ___e __t__er
?: Dar___
?: ___ __rd
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
?: ___p_r__
?: Avantasia
?: Wishbone Ash
?: Sound of Contact
?: Darkwater
?: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart

Guessed letters: *Excuse Alessandro The Really Daring Ponce

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
romdrums waits for Godot
king waits for no one
jingle waits for another Raptor ring

*EDIT: Podaar
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 06, 2020, 06:08:52 AM
Enter Alessandro The Really Daring Ponce

I would, but you'd just cry. Again.  :|
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 06:09:41 AM
Dammit.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: The Walrus on April 06, 2020, 06:09:59 AM
And players are already using previously submitted bands?

I don't see any rule banning this
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 06, 2020, 06:12:37 AM
And players are already using previously submitted bands?

I don't see any rule banning this

THERE WILL BE NO BANNED LIST

I repeat:

THERE WILL BE NO BANNED LIST

Me either. This roulette is remarkably short on rules, actually.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: The Walrus on April 06, 2020, 06:13:30 AM
And that's why it rules. Tired of roulettes with 500 rules and a banned list the length of a CVS receipt
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 06:13:51 AM
It's short on guessing letters too.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 06, 2020, 06:16:12 AM
And that's why it rules. Tired of roulettes with 500 rules and a banned list the length of a CVS receipt

One of the reasons I've stayed away from roulettes are the lengthy banned lists. Who's got time to read that?

It's short on guessing letters too.

Settle down, grampa.

S

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: jingle.boy on April 06, 2020, 06:39:10 AM
And players are already using previously submitted bands?

I don't see any rule banning this

I guess my view is that it's an unwritten rule... like touching another man's BBQ, or banging your best friend's sister.  My belief is that the point of roulette's is to expose the host to as much new music as possible.  I do my best to stay away from bands they already know / are aware of - even if not explicitly banned in the rules.

That's just me.

And that's why it rules. Tired of roulettes with 500 rules and a banned list the length of a CVS receipt

Man I really want to dig up the rules and banned list of one of your past roulettes!   :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 06:43:10 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/rfVDmwK.jpg)

Good times!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 06:47:01 AM
?: _e_es ____d
?: The Moody Blues
?: __ee_sr___e
?: D___a S___er
?: ___e __t__er
?: Dar___
?: ___ __rd
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
?: D_sperse
?: Avantasia
?: Wishbone Ash
?: Sound of Contact
?: Darkwater
?: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart

Guessed letters: Sir Alessandro Ever The Really Daring Ponce

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
romdrums waits for Godot
king waits for no one
jingle waits for another Raptor ring
Podaar waits 'till the fire turns green


Katt's not wrong, Chad's not wrong; in fact I wrote this while no one was paying attention:

Actually, there's an interesting question floating upon the sarcasm; I am in fact allowing almost everything for this round, for the key is the way (and rationale) you link the tunes. Of course, a modicum of common sense and fair play is always welcome. Don't send, say, Still ... You Turn Me On. Or The Answer Lies Within.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Evermind on April 06, 2020, 06:49:22 AM
And players are already using previously submitted bands?

I don't see any rule banning this

I guess my view is that it's an unwritten rule... like touching another man's BBQ, or banging your best friend's sister.  My belief is that the point of roulette's is to expose the host to as much new music as possible.  I do my best to stay away from bands they already know / are aware of - even if not explicitly banned in the rules.

That's just me.

Yeah, I thought of sending Time Travellers by Riverside but Alex already got a Riverside song in his previous roulette, so I went with a different band and song which I tend to use a lot.

That being said, it's still not guessed.

Also:

Weyes Blood
Queensryche
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 06:57:48 AM
Wait a minute...fucking Queensryche?



Weyes Blood be Sacul?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 07:02:08 AM
And players are already using previously submitted bands?

I don't see any rule banning this

I guess my view is that it's an unwritten rule... like touching another man's BBQ, or banging your best friend's sister.  My belief is that the point of roulette's is to expose the host to as much new music as possible.  I do my best to stay away from bands they already know / are aware of - even if not explicitly banned in the rules.

That's just me.

Yeah, I thought of sending Time Travellers by Riverside but Alex already got a Riverside song in his previous roulette, so I went with a different band and song which I tend to use a lot.

That being said, it's still not guessed.

Also:

Weyes Blood
Queensryche

And ironically, the song you sent is the one closer to a ban!

Artists from my previous roulette are alright. For glastnost's sake so far I've privately banned:

Frank Zappa
Jethro Tull
Mike Patton stuff
Believe it or not, the same song the same player sent me in my first roulette.

Sacul: Weyes Blood
?: The Moody Blues
?: Queensryche
?: D___a S___er
?: ___e __t__er
?: Dar___
?: ___ __rd
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
?: D_sperse
?: Avantasia
?: Wishbone Ash
?: Sound of Contact
?: Darkwater
?: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart

Guessed letters: Sir Alessandro Ever The Really Daring Ponce

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
romdrums waits for Godot
king waits for no one
jingle waits for another Raptor ring
Podaar waits 'till the fire turns green

Wait a minute...fucking Queensryche?



Weyes Blood be Sacul?

Yeah, I only own Mindcrime and Empire.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Evermind on April 06, 2020, 07:35:14 AM
And players are already using previously submitted bands?

I don't see any rule banning this

I guess my view is that it's an unwritten rule... like touching another man's BBQ, or banging your best friend's sister.  My belief is that the point of roulette's is to expose the host to as much new music as possible.  I do my best to stay away from bands they already know / are aware of - even if not explicitly banned in the rules.

That's just me.

Yeah, I thought of sending Time Travellers by Riverside but Alex already got a Riverside song in his previous roulette, so I went with a different band and song which I tend to use a lot.

That being said, it's still not guessed.

Also:

Weyes Blood
Queensryche

And ironically, the song you sent is the one closer to a ban!

I thought so, but you accepted it so hey, I'm good (maybe) :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Stadler on April 06, 2020, 07:47:15 AM
So I just saw the debate. I was talking with Jingle's sister yesterday as we helped ourselves to my neighbor's grill while he was inside, and we decided that it's really up to the host to say yay or nay. 

I sent two, and one of mine will be on the line, no doubt, but in terms of the theme... I think it was a good pick, especially considering the second one I sent is the roulette equivalent of a three-quarter court heave as the buzzer blows.   
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 07:57:16 AM
Yay, and I picked Jerry West.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: The Walrus on April 06, 2020, 08:03:12 AM
And players are already using previously submitted bands?

I don't see any rule banning this

I guess my view is that it's an unwritten rule... like touching another man's BBQ, or banging your best friend's sister.  My belief is that the point of roulette's is to expose the host to as much new music as possible.  I do my best to stay away from bands they already know / are aware of - even if not explicitly banned in the rules.

That's just me.

And that's why it rules. Tired of roulettes with 500 rules and a banned list the length of a CVS receipt

Man I really want to dig up the rules and banned list of one of your past roulettes!   :lol

That was literally 2 roulettes and a year and a half ago, sir.

 Also, exactly. Those are all YOUR beliefs/assumptions. Rules here didn't prohibit the same artist being sent. Open and shut case. :lol

Plus if a single song is all it takes to hear that band's sounds, they're probably fucking boring!  :loser:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Stadler on April 06, 2020, 08:03:40 AM
Yay, and I picked Jerry West.

I'm good with that; the rest of the roulette can suck it!   :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 08:09:47 AM

Plus if a single song is all it takes to hear that band's sounds, they're probably fucking boring!  :loser:

Lethean, don't read this statement!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: romdrums on April 06, 2020, 08:21:08 AM

Plus if a single song is all it takes to hear that band's sounds, they're probably fucking boring!  :loser:

Lethean, don't read this statement!

It could leave him Katatonic.  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 08:25:35 AM
All debate and no guess makes Indi a dull mess
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 06, 2020, 08:33:35 AM
All debate and no guess makes Indi a dull mess

Judging by the revealed letters, I'd say one of the band names must be Disperse. Correct?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 08:38:11 AM
Bien sur!

Sacul: Weyes Blood
?: The Moody Blues
?: Queensryche
?: D___a S___er
?: ___e __t__er
?: Dar___
?: ___ __rd
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
?: Disperse
?: Avantasia
?: Wishbone Ash
?: Sound of Contact
?: Darkwater
?: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart

Guessed letters: Sir Alessandro Ever The Really Daring Ponce

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
romdrums waits for Godot
king waits for no one
jingle waits for another Raptor ring
Podaar waits 'till the fire turns green
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 08:45:38 AM
Disperse sounds like a Lonestar band
Spock's Beard-Stadler
Queensryche-Chris
Avantaisia-Evermind
Sound Of Contact-Pup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 08:46:14 AM
Is the Queensryche song Promised Land?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Postwhore on April 06, 2020, 08:48:06 AM
Give me the Booty!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 08:50:34 AM
Give me the Booty!

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SecondaryAmazingCrownofthornsstarfish-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: jingle.boy on April 06, 2020, 08:52:03 AM
I think you meant ...

(https://i.gifer.com/RYOf.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 08:54:33 AM
No, I think I got it. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 08:56:16 AM
One booty for you

Disperse sounds like a Lonestar band
Spock's Beard-Stadler
Queensryche-Chris
Avantaisia-Evermind
Sound Of Contact-Pup


2/5



Sacul: Weyes Blood
?: The Moody Blues
?: Queensryche
?: D___a S___er
?: B__e __t_ber
?: Dar___
?: ___ __rd
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
lonestar: Disperse
?: Avantasia
?: Wishbone Ash
Puppies: Sound of Contact
?: Darkwater
?: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart

Guessed letters: Sir Alessandro Ever The Really Daring Ponce

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
romdrums waits for Godot
king waits for no one
jingle waits for another Raptor ring
Podaar waits 'till the fire turns green
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Postwhore on April 06, 2020, 08:57:48 AM
No, I think I got it. :lol

 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 08:58:15 AM
Blue October




So NOT Promised Land?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: romdrums on April 06, 2020, 09:00:52 AM
L
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: The Walrus on April 06, 2020, 09:02:53 AM
Ev sent the Darkwater or Wishbone Ash
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Evermind on April 06, 2020, 09:05:04 AM
Nope, mine isn't guessed yet
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 09:07:17 AM
Sacul: Weyes Blood
?: The Moody Blues
?: Queensryche
?: D___a S___er
?: Blue October
?: Dar___
Evermind: Jon Lord
?: The Alan Parsons Project
?: Spock's Beard
lonestar: Disperse
Katt: Avantasia
?: Wishbone Ash
Puppies: Sound of Contact
?: Darkwater
?: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart

Guessed letters: Sir Alessandro Energically Replies Denying The Promised Land

TAC waits until Kemba heals
Puppies waits a Tool album cicle
romdrums waits for Godot
king waits for no one
jingle waits for another Raptor ring
Podaar waits 'till the fire turns green


Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 09:12:29 AM
Can I at least assume the Queensryche tune is NOT on Mindcrime or Empire?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: jingle.boy on April 06, 2020, 09:13:45 AM
I'd wager Stads for The Alan Parson's Project, and Katt for Avantasia.  Chris for Queensryche.  Evermind for Jon Lord.

Blue October smells like a George Steele submission.

Oh, and Stads, the joke's on you.  The only thing you'll host after a night with my sister is gonorrhea.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 09:16:11 AM
I'd wager Stads for The Alan Parson's Project, and Katt for Avantasia.  Chris for Queensryche.  Evermind for Jon Lord.


I think I've already been shot down on Stadler and Chris for those guesses.

And Ruslan is def Jon Lord.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 09:18:13 AM
Bingo on Katt and Ev

It is on Promised Land  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 09:29:07 AM
Huh. The only song I would think would match would be the title track. Maybe Bridge.

 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Stadler on April 06, 2020, 09:29:46 AM
I'd wager Stads for The Alan Parson's Project, and Katt for Avantasia.  Chris for Queensryche.  Evermind for Jon Lord.

Blue October smells like a George Steele submission.

Oh, and Stads, the joke's on you.  The only thing you'll host after a night with my sister is gonorrhea.

Oh, whew.  I thought SHE'D be mad at me for giving it to HER.  :) ;)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 09:31:44 AM
He probably already did himself.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 06, 2020, 09:32:10 AM
Huh. The only song I would think would match would be the title track. Maybe Bridge.

Out Of Mind, maybe.

He probably already did himself.

No, that was chlamydia.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 09:34:29 AM
Huh. The only song I would think would match would be the title track. Maybe Bridge.

Out Of Mind, maybe.

Yeah.

That song was incredible on that tour, live and outside on a hot summer night. Then I heard the album version and was so disappointed with how wimpy it was.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: The Walrus on April 06, 2020, 09:35:35 AM
Oh, and Stads, the joke's on you.  The only thing you'll host after a night with my sister is gonorrhea.

... pics?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 06, 2020, 09:40:16 AM
Huh. The only song I would think would match would be the title track. Maybe Bridge.

Out Of Mind, maybe.

He probably already did himself.

No, that was chlamydia.

Speaking of chlamydia, there is a Craig Ferguson - Robin Williams interview on youtube that is comedy platinum. Highly recommended.

Wrong Queensryche songs.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 06, 2020, 10:01:15 AM
"Chlamydia! Your dad's here!"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 10:02:31 AM
Honestly, I can't follow Robin Williams. I don't get it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 06, 2020, 10:04:23 AM
I'd try and explain it to you, Tim, but I'm afraid you still wouldn't get it.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: The Walrus on April 06, 2020, 10:48:50 AM
Robin Williams is AMAZING.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Stadler on April 06, 2020, 10:55:46 AM
In small doses.

I saw Craig Ferguson live, though and that man is funny AF.

Also, I am getting immense swellings of pride that no one has guessed mine yet.   Tells me I sent the exact right choice. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 10:56:09 AM
I'd try and explain it to you, Tim, but I'm afraid you still wouldn't get it.  :lol

I never found him all that funny to be honest.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: The Walrus on April 06, 2020, 11:05:47 AM
Robin ain't for everybody, but lemme tell you, sitting through an hour of his comedy is something no other comedian can match. The energy is palpable, it's electric, and imo that level of captivation is what the best comedians have mastered. Yeah he can be exhausting but damn the guy could riff on anything.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: TAC on April 06, 2020, 11:07:52 AM
.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 06, 2020, 08:15:04 PM
And that's why it rules. Tired of roulettes with 500 rules and a banned list the length of a CVS receipt
Sorry :emo:








:ontome:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: The Walrus on April 06, 2020, 08:16:20 PM
It's not you, it's me!  :smiley:

Why do you think I sent you what I sent in your most recent round?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Crow on April 06, 2020, 09:13:32 PM
assuming it isn't guessed yet,
Donna Summer

no clue on the other one, darwin or something?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 07:06:06 AM
THANK YOU!

I'm social welfaring the titles because reasons. Senders are still guessable thou.

It might be the last time I eschew Bizarro.


Sacul: Weyes Blood - A lot's Gonna Change
Chris: The Moody Blues - Answer, no wait! Question
romdrums: Queensryche - Someone Else
Stadler: Donna Summer - Love to Love You Baby
?: Blue October - The Answer
King: DarWin - Escape the Maze
Evermind: Jon Lord - Pictured Within
?: The Alan Parsons Project - Children of the Moon
Elite: Spock's Beard - Thoughts (part II)
lonestar: Disperse - Message from Atlantis
Katt: Avantasia - Ghost in the Moon
TAC: Wishbone Ash - Leaf and Stream
Puppies: Sound of Contact - I am Dimensionaut
jingle: Darkwater - Reflections of a Mind
?: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart - Lullaby of the Leaves


First impressions after tea.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2020, 07:07:35 AM
Stadler had to send Donna Summer.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 07:09:21 AM
Yuppity
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 07:15:48 AM
King must've sent DarWin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 07:18:20 AM
Yuppity
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 07:24:21 AM
Moody Blues - Chris
Queensryche - Rommie
Alan Parson's - Podaar
Spock's Beard - Rich (don't know which one tho!)
Wishbone Ash - TAC

Prediction: 1/5 (I'm counting on being a blind squirrel here).
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 07:34:05 AM
A blind squirrel on fire!

4/5
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 07:38:54 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/VGHtpsS3UJNRK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2020, 07:40:55 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 07:49:41 AM
You were actually closer to a clean sweep than you thought, Chad. I seriously considered an Allan Parsons song but decided to go a different direction.

Also, when I submitted originally I was feeling a bit petulant about being dead last. I sent Alex "Pearls Before Swine" by Corrosion of Conformity.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Stadler on April 07, 2020, 08:16:17 AM
Stadler had to send Donna Summer.

Love To Love You, babay!!! 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2020, 08:21:51 AM
Stadler had to send Donna Summer.

Love To Love You, babay!!!

I owned her greatest hits on 8 track. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: The Walrus on April 07, 2020, 08:58:10 AM
The only reason I know Donna Summer is because she did the title track for The Power of One, the second Pokemon theatrical movie. And she can sing the hell out of it.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Cool Chris on April 07, 2020, 09:28:29 AM
Donna Summer has a lovely voice. 

I gave my submission as Moody Blues: Answer, instead of Question. #idiot
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Stadler on April 07, 2020, 10:00:14 AM
I had a huge crush on her as a kid. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 10:39:57 AM
Crazy fascinating round, comrades. I do appreciate.



First Tag Impressions:

“You answered my questions with major sevenths”
“You answered my questions with a vocalist I'm allergic to”
“You answered my questions with depression”
“You answerd my questions”
“You answered my questions with Gentle Giant” (Elite)
“You answered my questions with a shitload of words” (Katt)
“You answered my questions with the omnipresent harmonic progression.”
“You answered my questions with Jessica Rabbit I'm Gonna Leave You”
“You answered my questions with LSD”
“You answ …. *fap fap fap*”
“You answered my questions with Westworld”
“You answered my questions with cold sound”
“You answered my questions with impressive impressionist technique”
“You answered my questions with the same questions”
“You answered my questions with Images and Words” (jingle)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 07, 2020, 10:45:31 AM
“You answered my questions with a shitload of words”

Tenebrous wicked star-bright golden gloom reporting for duty, Mr. Alessandro Italiano
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 10:47:13 AM
MJ, swish!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 07, 2020, 10:48:01 AM
Damn I'm good. You got a smoke? I'm going home for the day  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2020, 10:56:51 AM
Damn I'm good. You got a smoke? I'm going home for the day  :lol

(https://i.postimg.cc/gcR63hJ7/giphy-25.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Stadler on April 07, 2020, 11:00:09 AM

“You answered my questions with LSD”

“You answered my questions with impressive impressionist technique”

My guess.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 11:06:00 AM
Really? Yours must be the most transparent  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 12:01:41 PM
I'm gonna be bold, and volunteer to take Images and Words.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2020, 12:30:05 PM
I'm gonna be bold, and volunteer to take Images and Words.

I'm going to be bolder and say I fap, fap, fapped all over his chest.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Elite on April 07, 2020, 12:34:21 PM
“You answered my questions with Gentle Giant”

Sorry
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 12:44:23 PM
I'm gonna be bold, and volunteer to take Images and Words.

I'm going to be bolder and say I fap, fap, fapped all over his chest.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/DsdVe5jhHWNC8/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 12:46:47 PM
Chad, Rich, bullseye.

King, bullschest.









But wrong impression.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 07, 2020, 01:10:54 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 01:36:22 PM
Chad, Rich, bullseye.

(https://media.tenor.com/images/4dc6ed81dad880d620636081f40d4a79/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 01:51:46 PM
“You answered my questions with impressive impressionist technique”

Me?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 01:55:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/jQLgZzc.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Cool Chris on April 07, 2020, 01:56:03 PM
“You answered my questions with the same questions”

"People say songs shouldn't ask questions, they should make statements. I say that's bullshit." - Charlie Dominici
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 01:58:28 PM
"People say songs shouldn't ask questions, they should make statements. I say that's bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 02:05:49 PM
I just made a Spotify playlist of this weeks contenders. I'm excited to hear it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Cool Chris on April 07, 2020, 02:07:34 PM
"And, can I interest you in this new Ford Explorer? It seats 7, gets 22 mpg, comes with a sunroof, stereo system with 6 speakers and Bluetooth, and new lane assist technology."
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: ariich on April 07, 2020, 02:12:08 PM
“You answered my questions with depression”
“You answered my questions with the same questions”
One of these two? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 02:20:32 PM
“You answered my questions with Images and Words” (jingle)

I'm guessing this means jingle.boy sent Darkwater - Reflection of a Mind
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 02:29:03 PM
“You answered my questions with Images and Words” (jingle)

I'm guessing this means jingle.boy sent Darkwater - Reflection of a Mind

(https://media.giphy.com/media/L9kwXOK00OJGM/200.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Cause I'm The TagMan, Yes, The TagMan Yeah
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 02:30:47 PM
Honestly, I got more of an Awake vibe from it. Not a bad thing.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 02:33:25 PM
“You answered my questions with depression”
“You answered my questions with the same questions”
One of these two? :lol

One of those two is correct
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 02:34:36 PM
romdrums: Queensryche - Someone Else = “You answered my questions with a vocalist I'm allergic to”
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 02:37:36 PM
The sheik's on a roll!

Sacul: Weyes Blood - A lot's Gonna Change
Chris: The Moody Blues - Answer, no wait! Question
romdrums: Queensryche - Someone Else
Stadler: Donna Summer - Love to Love You Baby
ariich: Blue October - The Answer
King: DarWin - Escape the Maze
Evermind: Jon Lord - Pictured Within
Train: The Alan Parsons Project - Children of the Moon
Elite: Spock's Beard - Thoughts (part II)
lonestar: Disperse - Message from Atlantis
Katt: Avantasia - Ghost in the Moon
TAC: Wishbone Ash - Leaf and Stream
Puppies: Sound of Contact - I am Dimensionaut
jingle: Darkwater - Reflections of a Mind
Podaar: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart - Lullaby of the Leaves

“You answered my questions with major sevenths”
“You answered my questions with a vocalist I'm allergic to” (romdrums)
“You answered my questions with depression” (ariich)
“You answerd my questions”
“You answered my questions with Gentle Giant” (Elite)
“You answered my questions with a shitload of words” (Katt)
“You answered my questions with the omnipresent harmonic progression.”
“You answered my questions with Jessica Rabbit I'm Gonna Leave You” (Podaar)
“You answered my questions with LSD”
“You answ …. *fap fap fap*” (Stadler)
“You answered my questions with Westworld”
“You answered my questions with cold sound”
“You answered my questions with impressive impressionist technique”
“You answered my questions with the same questions”
“You answered my questions with Images and Words” (jingle)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 02:40:59 PM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/5599ZfZQZtxd51s2LQ/source.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 02:46:05 PM
I had to go have a cigarette about halfway through the Donna Summer song, so:

Stadler: Donna Summer - Love to Love You Baby = “You answ …. *fap fap fap*”
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 02:54:35 PM
I know. It's kinda porn prog.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 02:57:08 PM
I know. It's kinda porn prog.

Which would make a great Roulette theme.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 03:06:54 PM
Alan Parson's - Bo Derek
Blue October - Sheik
The duet - Train o' Naught
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 03:08:02 PM
No way, Chad.

?: Blue October - The Answer = “You answered my questions with depression” (ariich)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 03:08:27 PM
Nick Anderson, '95 NBA Finals.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 03:12:10 PM
Well, I had a 50/50 chance with ariich's choice (I cheated by peeking at his RYM).  The other two were also a massive guess.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 03:12:46 PM
Well then, by the process of elimination. Blue October must be Train then.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 03:14:57 PM
Updated above before someone gets hurt
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 03:16:23 PM
Ok, then I was correct and didn't miss that last free throw after all.

?: Blue October - The Answer = “You answered my questions with depression” (ariich)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 03:17:52 PM
Oh, didn't see your post  :facepalm:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 03:19:43 PM
Asshole is the story of your life?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: ariich on April 07, 2020, 03:22:58 PM
No way, Chad.

?: Blue October - The Answer = “You answered my questions with depression” (ariich)
:tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 03:23:33 PM
Asshole is the story of your life?

(https://i.imgur.com/8jTMa7s.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 03:24:08 PM
No way, Chad.

?: Blue October - The Answer = “You answered my questions with depression” (ariich)
:tup

I had the advantage of actually listening to the song.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 03:41:39 PM
I'm thinking this is a pretty good match?

lonestar: Disperse - Message from Atlantis = “You answered my questions with LSD”
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 03:44:11 PM
Negative!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 07, 2020, 04:01:58 PM
Okay, I'm finished with this group of submissions. Pretty great stuff guys...I only found one song to be skipable. I'm pretty worried now about my submission. While I love it, I'm terribly concerned that Indi doesn't like it and has tagged it as, “You answered my questions with Jessica Rabbit I'm Gonna Leave You”
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 04:27:46 PM
Correct impression, and it doesn’t mean I don’t like it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Crow on April 07, 2020, 04:28:29 PM
also i swear that when i tried to send wishbone ash in your last roulette you told me they were banned  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. And That's The Bottom Line, Because I Said So
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 04:34:12 PM
Sure I did, but



Is The Answer Lies Within banned?

Actually, there's an interesting question floating upon the sarcasm; I am in fact allowing almost everything for this round, for the key is the way (and rationale) you link the tunes. Of course, a modicum of common sense and fair play is always welcome. Don't send, say, Still ... You Turn Me On. Or The Answer Lies Within.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 04:56:18 PM
I’d tag the LSD impression with Thoughts.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 07, 2020, 04:57:16 PM
Holy shit I have the perfect idea for the next round and Indi is going to wish a pox upon my house for what I'm going to put him through
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 07, 2020, 04:58:32 PM
Holy shit I have the perfect idea for the next round and Indi is going to wish a pox upon my house for what I'm going to put through him

 :natalieportman:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 07, 2020, 05:01:21 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 05:04:22 PM
Holy shit I have the perfect idea for the next round and Indi is going to wish a pox upon my house for what I'm going to put him through

Perfect for everyone, except you!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 07, 2020, 05:10:06 PM
I have exhausted my knowledge of Dusty Rhodes and know absolutely nothing about wrestling other than that time Vince McMahon fought God. So I got nothing.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: lonestar on April 07, 2020, 05:15:24 PM
This was posted on FB, had to share here...

(https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/92109172_4321720857853590_7484656927679447040_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=jrfe4c5X-D0AX9m_XHy&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=7d6561be478deabaf6e04df3efb8ce0a&oe=5EB27BB9)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 07, 2020, 05:16:13 PM
 :lol


Sacul: Weyes Blood - A lot's Gonna Change
Chris: The Moody Blues - Answer, no wait! Question
romdrums: Queensryche - Someone Else
Stadler: Donna Summer - Love to Love You Baby
ariich: Blue October - The Answer
King: DarWin - Escape the Maze
Evermind: Jon Lord - Pictured Within
Train: The Alan Parsons Project - Children of the Moon
Elite: Spock's Beard - Thoughts (part II)
lonestar: Disperse - Message from Atlantis
Katt: Avantasia - Ghost in the Moon
TAC: Wishbone Ash - Leaf and Stream
Puppies: Sound of Contact - I am Dimensionaut
jingle: Darkwater - Reflections of a Mind
Podaar: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart - Lullaby of the Leaves

“You answered my questions with major sevenths” (Sacul)
“You answered my questions with a vocalist I'm allergic to” (romdrums)
“You answered my questions with depression” (ariich)
“You answerd my questions”
“You answered my questions with Gentle Giant” (Elite)
“You answered my questions with a shitload of words” (Katt)
“You answered my questions with the omnipresent harmonic progression.”
“You answered my questions with Jessica Rabbit I'm Gonna Leave You” (Podaar)
“You answered my questions with LSD”
“You answ …. *fap fap fap*” (Stadler)
“You answered my questions with Westworld” (King)
“You answered my questions with cold sound”
“You answered my questions with impressive impressionist technique”
“You answered my questions with the same questions” (TAC)
“You answered my questions with Images and Words” (jingle)


Holy shit I have the perfect idea for the next round and Indi is going to wish a pox upon my house for what I'm going to put him through

I had forgotten next round.



Fock
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: lonestar on April 07, 2020, 05:28:18 PM
Very anxious for next round as well, this song will make you a believer.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 05:45:45 PM
I’m worried a growlie round will break you the way it broke TAC.

All of DTF’s horses and all of the Classic Metal / Hard Rock Thread men, could not put TAC back together again.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 07, 2020, 06:01:16 PM
I’m worried a growlie round will break you the way it broke TAC.

All of DTF’s horses and all of the Classic Metal / Hard Rock Thread men, could not put TAC back together again.
He finally saw the light :leaveseyes:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Sacul on April 07, 2020, 06:25:11 PM
Is Weyes Blood the one about answering your questions with the same questions? :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 07, 2020, 06:38:22 PM
Sent for the Growlie Round  :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 07, 2020, 07:14:09 PM
Ohh okay, King's song is the impression about Westworld (Escape the Maze). Noinch.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 07, 2020, 07:15:32 PM

“You answered my questions with the same questions”

Is this mine?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 07, 2020, 09:56:07 PM
Everybody knows I resent orc vocals. Send me a growl tune so damn spectacular to make me finally admit that in such circumstances singing like a kobold is not only acceptable but the best choice.

Curious... how much orc/goblin vocals is required?  Are we talking 50%+, or will a cursory stanza/verse suffice.

Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 08, 2020, 06:18:43 AM
100%, pussy you 100% pussy. ;D



Curious... how much orc/goblin vocals is required?  Are we talking 50%+, or will a cursory stanza/verse suffice.

That's not even fair. That's like saying I hate drums, but you get a song in because there's drums in a cursory verse? That doesn't even make sense.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 08, 2020, 06:25:33 AM
Yeah it does. I have a song I want to send with a MIGHTY scream section but it's literally only 2 verses...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 08, 2020, 06:35:56 AM
It should be 80% or more, but it's not my roulette.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 08, 2020, 07:18:27 AM
What in the wide world of sports is going on here?

Also, good morning. Let's see:


Is Weyes Blood the one about answering your questions with the same questions? :P

Nope, because:


“You answered my questions with the same questions”

Is this mine?

Of course it is.

Everybody knows I resent orc vocals. Send me a growl tune so damn spectacular to make me finally admit that in such circumstances singing like a kobold is not only acceptable but the best choice.

Curious... how much orc/goblin vocals is required?  Are we talking 50%+, or will a cursory stanza/verse suffice.

Asking for a friend.

Thanks, great question.

The Continuing Story of Bungalow Indi and the Orc Vocals:

Growled vocals have two and only two effects on me:

1) I experience sore throat by proxy, kinda like getting horny while watching a porn scene.
2) I crack up like JM while Barney was grunting through Damage Inc at Ronnie's.

The task at hand is to send me a tune structurally kobold-voice driven that escapes scenarios 1 and 2, and hopefully opens up scenario 3: "Damn, that made actually sense and couldn't achieve such efficiency without resorting to constant throat rape!" . I have no problems with episodical screams and vocal paroxisms when used as colours or expressive accents. Hell, I love Mike Patton.

Sooooooo, I guess we are talking at the very least 3/4 of the song.


Settled that, I am happy to see you all can't wait to bring out the growlie gimp on me, but I can't help to note we're still in the middle of a lovely mellow round, and we need silly score systems:


Tag Team Points:

0 - You forgot to send.
1 – Lorena & John Bobbitt
2 – OJ & Nicole
3 – Ike & Tina
4 – Sid & Nancy
5 – Simon & Simon
6 – Simon & Garfunkel
7 – Stockton & Malone
8 – Johnny Wadd & Seka
9 – Rocky & Adrian
10 – Dave & Adrian 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Stadler on April 08, 2020, 07:26:06 AM

Tag Team Points:

0 - You forgot to send.
1 – Lorena & John Bobbitt
2 – OJ & Nicole
3 – Ike & Tina
4 – Sid & Nancy
5 – Simon & Simon
6 – Simon & Garfunkel
7 – Stockton & Malone
8 – Johnny Wadd & Seka
9 – Rocky & Adrian
10 – Dave & Adrian

I can't decide if I want "Simon & Simon" or "Johnny Wadd & Seka" more.  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 08, 2020, 07:46:17 AM
So, not 80%? Suck it, TAC!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 08, 2020, 09:13:07 AM
Yeah, so  ... uh... I'll give you the best that I got.  I literally have no songs in my iTunes / purchased library that I can think of that are 80% or more growlie.  That doesn't make me a pussy anymore than Tim not liking chick vocals makes him a homophobe.   :biggrin: :lol

It certainly makes things easy for me, as I'll be submitting my go-to growlie song.  Evermind and Elite will know what I'm submitting.

As for the tag team ratings, where do Hardcastle and McCormick fit?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 08, 2020, 09:18:08 AM
As for the tag team ratings, where do Hardcastle and McCormick fit?

Off scale, brother. Off scale.  :hefdaddy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 08, 2020, 09:21:38 AM
Ohh okay, King's song is the impression about Westworld (Escape the Maze). Noinch.

I forgot this, sorry. You are right, the streak is intact!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Evermind on April 08, 2020, 09:40:00 AM
Yeah, so  ... uh... I'll give you the best that I got.  I literally have no songs in my iTunes / purchased library that I can think of that are 80% or more growlie.  That doesn't make me a pussy anymore than Tim not liking chick vocals makes him a homophobe.   :biggrin: :lol

It certainly makes things easy for me, as I'll be submitting my go-to growlie song.  Evermind and Elite will know what I'm submitting.

As for the tag team ratings, where do Hardcastle and McCormick fit?

Flaming Row - Rage of Despair, I hope

Quote
Sooooooo, I guess we are talking at the very least 3/4 of the song.

3/4 of the song, or at the very least 3/4 of the vocals on the song? Because I'm about to send the song that sold me on growls forever and people who played in my roulettes before know which one it is.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 08, 2020, 09:48:43 AM
Quote
Sooooooo, I guess we are talking at the very least 3/4 of the song.
3/4 of the song, or at the very least 3/4 of the vocals on the song? Because I'm about to send the song that sold me on growls forever and people who played in my roulettes before know which one it is.

Both, I guess. I trust your good common sense.

Jeez, I'm a growlie accountant now  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: ariich on April 08, 2020, 10:28:26 AM
Ev, pretty sure it'd surely need to be 3/4 of the vocals - a lot of songs aren't even 3/4 vocals. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Evermind on April 08, 2020, 10:34:03 AM
Ev, pretty sure it'd surely need to be 3/4 of the vocals - a lot of songs aren't even 3/4 vocals. :lol

Yeah, that was pretty much my concern. :)

Well, I'm sending it anyway.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Stadler on April 08, 2020, 10:54:13 AM
I re-read the OP for some guidance, and I came across this nugget:  "No risk it, no biscuit".   I am going full Charlie-Sheen-Tiger-Blood-winning! mode with my submission.   

Which I haven't sent yet.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 08, 2020, 11:15:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/6BSxDLl.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Cool Chris on April 08, 2020, 12:20:17 PM
I literally have no songs in my iTunes / purchased library that I can think of that are 80% or more growlie.

Probably goes the same for me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 08, 2020, 12:23:34 PM
I do.  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 08, 2020, 12:24:06 PM
I sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 08, 2020, 12:24:26 PM
I don't have an iTunes library.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 08, 2020, 12:25:13 PM
Indi, you're clearly gonna have to post results ASAP. People are jumping the gun! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 08, 2020, 12:42:30 PM
Indi, you're clearly gonna have to post results ASAP. People are jumping the gun! :lol

I sent mine early because I have limited music in my library that would qualify for this round. When I read the requirements, I immediately thought of a certain song that turned me into a believer.  If it was going to be rejected (for whatever reason) I needed extra time to search for an alternative.

So, yeah. Sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 08, 2020, 12:43:33 PM

Indi, you're clearly gonna have to post results ASAP. People are jumping the gun! :lol

It's the growlies, and the need of the fallen to corrupt the pure.


Fie on thine raspy kobold earbuggers!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Sacul on April 08, 2020, 01:05:22 PM
Is my song the one about major sevenths? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 08, 2020, 01:19:19 PM
Indeed Δ!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 09, 2020, 08:48:45 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: lonestar on April 09, 2020, 09:17:30 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/UxREcFThpSEqk/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 09:22:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/lJm65pI.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2020, 09:22:34 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/htVXxmj6/giphy-26.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: lonestar on April 09, 2020, 09:25:23 AM
One of the greatest comedic performances of all time. :heart
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2020, 09:33:36 AM
It was just on this weekend.  I had to watch it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Cool Chris on April 09, 2020, 09:48:54 AM
Adding the text to that Judge Smails .gif is so annoying. Anyone who is going to find that funny, or even get the reference, knows exactly what he is saying. If you need the text, it's probably going to be lost on you.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2020, 09:50:52 AM
Adding the text to that Judge Smails .gif is so annoying. Anyone who is going to find that funny, or even get the reference, knows exactly what he is saying. If you need the text, it's probably going to be lost on you.

Didn't see any without the text.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 09, 2020, 10:03:59 AM
"You'll get nothing and like it!"



Writeups tonight, but since this is a tag match, they're gonna be tag results: musical value today, tag team value after Easter.

Why?



A) I like to stay with these nice songs a little bit more.
B) I am not celebrating the resurrection of Christ listening to growlies
C) I am a cunt




Tell about my roulette
Tell them about me
The Cunt of Italy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 09, 2020, 10:11:16 AM
Nothing like a good old fashioned cliffhanger.  Us fogey's can take it.  We remember what a summer-long cliffhanger is like.

The youngins are probably going to go apoplectic.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 10:13:21 AM
Nothing like a good old fashioned cliffhanger.  Us fogey's can take it.  We remember what a summer-long cliffhanger is like.

The youngins are probably going to go apoplectic.

I understand and respect the importance of good foreplay, mofo. I may even not check results for an extra day after they're posted just to prove it! :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 09, 2020, 10:16:04 AM
You might want to check the folds under your boob sweat for mildew, Rhodes.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: lonestar on April 09, 2020, 10:57:25 AM

B) I am not celebrating the resurrection of Christ listening to growlies



 :lol

How about Christian black metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlvFxDMd9KM&list=PLlUi-WH71EJHOG014hd6pI-esfEKFDq1Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlvFxDMd9KM&list=PLlUi-WH71EJHOG014hd6pI-esfEKFDq1Q)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 11:12:29 AM
You might want to check the folds under your boob sweat for mildew, Rhodes.

Yeah well... you're dumb, Bret Hart!

:getoffmylawn:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 09, 2020, 11:17:38 AM
Nothing like a good old fashioned cliffhanger.  Us fogey's can take it.  We remember what a summer-long cliffhanger is like.

The youngins are probably going to go apoplectic.

I understand and respect the importance of good foreplay, mofo.

Well of course you do when that’s all you can get.  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2020, 11:24:26 AM
And now we give good forehead as well.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 11:32:08 AM
 :facepalm: :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 09, 2020, 01:03:09 PM
You might want to check the folds under your boob sweat for mildew, Rhodes.

Yeah well... you're dumb, Bret Hart!

:getoffmylawn:

Don't compare The Body to that chump, Hitman.  Chumpman is more like it.  He could never decide if he wanted to be a goody two-shoes, or hard nosed real-man.  And what's with the fucking pink tights?

The Body is all man, all the time. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 01:18:22 PM
I'm scared. I don't watch rasslin'. I want an adult.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 09, 2020, 01:21:53 PM
The Body is all man, all the time.

More like all skullet all the time, Venturi. Jabroni duck butter sucker.

You know why the Iron Sheik call you Venturi all time? Cause you blow so much that you suck even more. It science, bitch.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 09, 2020, 03:21:34 PM
The Body is all man, all the time.

More like all skullet all the time, Venturi. Jabroni duck butter sucker.

You know why the Iron Sheik call you Venturi all time? Cause you blow so much that you suck even more. It science, bitch.

Only TAC can blow and suck at the same time, you Islamic, pot-bellied, taint biscuit.  You wish you could grow a skullet.  The only place you have hair growing is out your sphincter, which still means you have can have a "party at the back".
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 03:31:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/W4yer3e.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 09, 2020, 03:46:08 PM
<I hope everyone is reading these in the voice of our character>
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 09, 2020, 03:55:12 PM
 :lol

I read your posts with Elmer Fudd's voice
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 03:59:27 PM
The only wrestler voice I can immediately recall is The Ironing Cheek's.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2020, 04:10:50 PM
Indy should be Mean Gene.  Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Stadler on April 09, 2020, 04:38:38 PM
The Body is all man, all the time.

More like all skullet all the time, Venturi. Jabroni duck butter sucker.

You know why the Iron Sheik call you Venturi all time? Cause you blow so much that you suck even more. It science, bitch.

Only TAC can blow and suck at the same time, you Islamic, pot-bellied, taint biscuit.  You wish you could grow a skullet.  The only place you have hair growing is out your sphincter, which still means you have can have a "party at the back".

Have a nice day! 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 09, 2020, 05:02:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/W4yer3e.gif)

The look on Kingshmegland's cat when he's ready.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 09, 2020, 05:04:15 PM
Gene I can only wish, but I've definitely been Mean with these:


Cool Chris: The Moody Blues – Answer

“You answered my questions with LSD”

This is what I call a Chimera Song – three (or more) distinct tunes brutally slapped together, ala Happiness Is a Warm Gun – barely kept together by a solid stream of thought, disguised as lysergic rambling. There's frustration (the Whoish strummed aggression dripped in west coast acid), surrender (the CrosbyStillsNashian sweet ballad powdered with McCartney bittersweet spice) and purpose (a focking Dolly Parton country western epic plus brass, minus the boobs). There are fine cute moments, more often than not upstaged by the overall sense of confusion.

Musical Enjoyment: 6


romdrums: Queensryche – Someone Else

“You answered my questions with a vocalist I'm allergic to”

Do you remember the big vocals controversy in my last roulette, sparked by my aversion towards Daniel Gildenlow's singing behaviour? We can smoothly cut and paste the whole thing here, except DG's vocal mass at least expands when soaring to high pitches, while Tate's thins as if finding its way off a telescopic post. Pity, because I actually like the vocal line's melody a lot, and the very respectful and delicate way the piano frames the introspective atmosphere. Speaking of the piano, there's an extremely wise work of notes subtraction there, not allowing the progression to be perceived as pedestrian.

Musical Enjoyment: 6


Train: The Alan Parsons Project – Children of the Moon

“You answered my questions with cold sound”

Alright, I have this annoying habit of constantly hearing songs inside other songs and making up idiotic far-fetched connections since I was a little kid talking with album covers.  Having this problem, and trying to keep my outburst to a minimum, how do I focking deal with a song that at the same time seems basically stolen from Stevie Wonder's Talking Book, clearly belonging to The Very Best of ABBA, and undoubtedly left on the editor's floor in the Supertramp's Crisis What Crisis Sessions? I have a problem, but this is enabling. On a sidenote, it's the best sounding-through-my-speakers tune of the bunch.

Musical Enjoyment: 6



lonestar: Disperse – Message from Atlantis

“You answered my questions with impressive impressionist technique”

The song is pretty solid, the sound crisp and pristine, the otherworldly drumming requires both an elite juggler's coordination and a major in arithmetics, the tapestry of delayed notes is utterly tasty and suggestive, the chorus – even though affected by Toolitis – is convincingly muscular, the outro solo is a masterful display of every Petruccism in the book. So, why do I find myself with a mild case of musical blue balls? Because there is no trace of a significant vocal line tying all the good stuff in a nice bow and leading the package to the promised land. Or, it was a very competent lap-dance, but the girl was operating one foot too far.

Musical Enjoyment: 6,5


Puppies: Sound of Contact – I Am Dimensionaut

“You answered my questions with the omnipresent harmonic progression.”

Attention, please, attention: someone misplaced a gorgeous instrumental section doubling as a perfect crescendo study, featuring a thrilling “Scream for me Long Beach” progression, tectonic shacking drumrolls, and contagious obsessive piano. Please provide proof it belongs to you because it must be worth at least a 10 in some daft ponce's message board roulette. For the moment we are keeping it safe hidden between two lavishly produced iterations of the most trite pop staple progression that has infected radio music in the last couple of decades. Please be hasty or we're delivering it to the proper authorities.

Musical Enjoyment: 6,5



jingle: Darkwater – Reflections of a Mind

“You answered my questions with Images and Words”

Let me correct my first impression: you answered my questions with Images and Words, with Awake, with A Change of Seasons... There must be at least 200 micro-injections of young DT bacteria in this organism. It's not a bad thing, in fact they're the buoys I desperately cling to in order to avoid to drown in a dark pool of over-stretched generic progmetalism. It's well sung and technically spotless, sure, but the substantial lack of dynamics compromises this behemot's dramatic movement, and nothing stands out – except the DT bits  - in eight minutes that honestly feel like twenty.

Musical Enjoyment: 6,5


Kattelox: Avantasia – Ghost in the Moon

“You answered my questions with a shitload of words”

Imagine you have a little brother who's convinced to be a costumed superhero. He prances around the house shouting super-catchphrases and yealling to imaginary super villains 24/7. At first it's funny, then annoying, then possibly violence-inducing. But the kid keeps going on with such spirited conviction and ultra animated joy; now his jumps and dashes are so flashy, his shouts so in character, that you end up rooting for the little fock and believe he's going to effortlessy fly like a bird when you inevitably toss him from the balcony. For me, Tobi has become that kid, and his superhero egomaniacal Journey-on-steroids act is quite endearing.

Musical Enjoyment: 7



Stadler: Donna Summer – Love to Love You Baby

“You answ …. *fap fap fap*”

Of course I've already heard this tune, and it may have been a factor in my very conception for all I know. What I wasn't aware of is this 17 minutes epic version featuring 2/3 of the Porn Music Trifecta (cool driving bass line and wah guitar thrusts. Ron Burgundy's jazz flute is missing), the female counterpart to Barry White's pheromonic voice, and approximatively 472 simulated orgasms and 116 real ones. Add Take My Breath Away (1986) to this, and I suspect Giorgio Moroder's contribution to world population's increase spike in the eighties is outrageously overlooked.

Musical Enjoyment: 7


ariich: Blue October – The Answer

“You answered my questions with depression”

Sometimes a tune's impact fairly exceedes the sum of its parts: a decadent skifflish crawl half Tarantino opening scene half Silent Hill end credits, a desperate violin wearing its heart on its neck, a vocal delivery at the edge of shame in its painful honesty. The ingredients to concoct what I'd call a plain depressing phoney emotional ballad are all there, but they're glued together by such a healthy pace and intense visceral and sincere energy that listening to a sad song becomes a sort of happy foot-tapping powerful experience. And maybe that's what catharsis is all about.

Musical Enjoyment: 7



Elite: Spock's Beard – Thoughts (Part II)

“You answered my questions with Gentle Giant”

This will shock you, but I have a personal holy pantheon of songwriters who basically always resort to variations on the same five moves, but those moves are so trascendentally good that 50% of the times I don't realise it and 100% I don't care one bit. It's more than style, it's like they've been blessed with their own personal unique and superior composing language. Neal Morse – with Steve Harris, Mark Knopfler, Ian Anderson and a bunch of other usual suspects – belongs there, so he can't do wrong, but I have to admit his infatuation for the dear prog of yore is bordering necrophilia.

Musical Enjoyment: 7


Podaar: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart – Lullaby of the Leaves

“You answered my questions with Jessica Rabbit I'm Gonna Leave You”

“Double your pleasureeeeeeee ...” Among the many kinds of duet, the asynchronous one rarely works (think of a duet as a musical performing sexual intercourse), but this one does because of a well deeply planned communion of purpose between two amazing artists. Ladies first, and Beth – instead of dueling against the past goddessess with melismatic ammo – strips this standard to the bone and unleashes its inner raw sexiness with modern grime. Once she's done, Joe accomplishes exactly the same (channelling a bit of Peter Green) with a furious seducing take on the Baby I'm Gonna Leave You Progression / While My Guitar Gently Weeps jam, i.e. blues guitar impro heaven. And love conquers all.

Musical Enjoyment: 7.5



Sacul: Weyes Blood – A Lot's Gonna Change

“You answered my questions with major sevenths”

I've gone back and forth approximatively 64 times with this one. Is this some cervellotic Radiohead mockery? No, it's pure classy Yoko Kanno trope deconstruction. Wait, are we taking the piss with Jerome Kern? Nah, I've got it, it's some kind of laboratory BarryManilowisation of Bjork. The sweet girl kept singing cognac and honey and all I could do was looking for clues on a crime scene. Then I stopped going back and forth and found myself utterly fascinated and almost moved by this good spirited original actualisation of the most classic components of easy listening music. Go figure.

Musical Enjoyment: 7.5



TAC: Wishbone Ash – Leaf and Stream

“You answered my questions with the same questions”

Talking of talking with album covers, Argus. Dad's records, literally my own “the best of times”. I can't remember this fantastic tune, probably because – like many kids – I was more attracted by the epic pace of, say, The King Will Come. Poor fool kid. There's more epicness in this magical timeless ballad sewn with fairy guitars, spiderwebs, and morning dew than I could ever realise. I am deeply convinced that Strange World and Prodigal Song (two of my top 20 all time Maiden tracks) would not exist without this enchanting druidic rock poem, and in my music universal system that means a lot.

Musical Enjoyment: 8




kingshmegland: DarWin – Escape the Maze

“You answered my questions with Westworld”

Simon Phillips plus Matt Bissonette plus Greg F Howe? That's a gift, and once you unwrap it You've got a majestic epic symphonic intro, an extremely elegant and naked verse smelling of Medicate, a glorious chorus winking left to Better World and right to Along for the Ride, an instrumental interludio 100% minimal elegance 0% look-at-me noodling, and a guitar solo perfectly balancing chops, tone character, and musical wisdom. This is everything I would ask to contemporary and honest progressive rock: to distill fifty years of research and envelope pushing into elaborate yet accessible beauty.

Musical Enjoyment: 8.5



Evermind: Jon Lord – Pictured Within

“You answered my questions”

Sometimes I spend 20 minutes staring at the OpenOffice window, incapable of using the written word to describe what is basically a soul made song. Then I sit up and play some guitar; after a couple of rusty Highway Star solos I start pacing the studio, casually throwing stuff at the wall in frustration. Eventually I calm down and go out in the yard, light a vanilla-grappa flavoured half cigar up and lazily play with the cats. Centered and grounded once again, I go back to the computer, and the cicle starts anew. Now, my fingers are sore, my studio is a mess, my cats have cigar cold turkey, and all I have is still … a soul made song.

Musical Enjoyment: 9





Let the bragging and whining begin, but mind you ... the tag scores can change everything!

[kawhi laughter]
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 05:12:02 PM
Hahaha, that's a fantastic description of Tobi. I ain't even mad.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2020, 06:02:16 PM
Just stomped my opponent and still chewing on a buckle I look to tag my partner....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 09, 2020, 06:31:51 PM
Hahaha, that's a fantastic description of Tobi. I ain't even mad.

Tobi can't decide if he wants to be Michael Kiske or Jon Bon Jovi.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 06:35:12 PM
Hahaha, that's a fantastic description of Tobi. I ain't even mad.

Tobi can't decide if he wants to be Michael Kiske or Jon Bon Jovi.

He wants to be both, with a dash of Klaus Meine!  :lol

Speaking of Bon Jovi and Tobi... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgcMXSkvERk
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 09, 2020, 06:40:43 PM
Wow, that was cool.

Edguy really could've been something special. They were good without even trying.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 09, 2020, 06:46:05 PM
Ouch.

I see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.  :lol

Don’t think I’ll be keeping my spot in the top 5 this round. No problem, the last entrant in any Rumble usually doesn’t win anyway.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 09, 2020, 06:50:48 PM
Well considering..

C) I am a cunt

...and you're a dick, you'll likely max out on the match points.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 06:51:16 PM
Wow, that was cool.

Edguy really could've been something special. They were good without even trying.

WTF bro? They WERE something special. Theater of Salvation, Mandrake, and Hellfire Club at the bare minimum contain a bevy of monumental power metal tracks, some of the best there ever was.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 09, 2020, 06:52:47 PM
Maybe I need an Edguy refresh.


Other than Babylon, I remember Theater Of Salvation blowing.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 06:55:36 PM
You shut your whore mouth  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 09, 2020, 06:57:32 PM
Oh ok, I take that back. I don't need an Edguy refresh.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 09, 2020, 06:58:44 PM
You're not worthy! You're not worthy!  :hefdaddy :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 09, 2020, 07:01:12 PM

I see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.  :lol

 :lol

You got it backwards.

I’m full of points, but you see my shit.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 09, 2020, 07:06:36 PM
Just beware if Chad offers you caramel salted balls.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: ariich on April 10, 2020, 02:20:56 AM
ariich: Blue October – The Answer

“You answered my questions with depression”

Sometimes a tune's impact fairly exceedes the sum of its parts: a decadent skifflish crawl half Tarantino opening scene half Silent Hill end credits, a desperate violin wearing its heart on its neck, a vocal delivery at the edge of shame in its painful honesty. The ingredients to concoct what I'd call a plain depressing phoney emotional ballad are all there, but they're glued together by such a healthy pace and intense visceral and sincere energy that listening to a sad song becomes a sort of happy foot-tapping powerful experience. And maybe that's what catharsis is all about.

Musical Enjoyment: 7
This is actually a pretty good way to describe Blue October in general, at least in their heyday in the 00s. Nothing fundamentally unique about their music, but its authenticity gives it a really strong emotional resonance along with some great hooks and energy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 10, 2020, 05:32:14 AM
I'd rate the DarWin song as the champion in this round. The Jon Lord thing was good, in fact most of everyone's selections were good, but I thought it lacked something.

Not much to brag or whine about here. There are only three points separating the best from the worst this round. For you roulette veterans, is this pretty typical? Are these things kinda designed to be close so that no one feels too slighted? By Indi's metrics, there was one song in this group I would have rated a 3 (not that I think he should have) but I get the feeling that would be considered poor form (?).
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: jingle.boy on April 10, 2020, 06:28:17 AM
Not much to brag or whine about here. There are only three points separating the best from the worst this round. For you roulette veterans, is this pretty typical? Are these things kinda designed to be close so that no one feels too slighted? By Indi's metrics, there was one song in this group I would have rated a 3 (not that I think he should have) but I get the feeling that would be considered poor form (?).

I'd say 3/4 of roulettes are like this.  It's certainly not the norm for people to give/get very low scores on a 10 point rating scale.  Some (as I've done in the past) use a stack-rank scoring method, which results in a greater scoring distribution (naturally); some people are brutally honest giving out 2s and 3s for songs they truly don't like.  For the most part though, hosts usually find something enjoyable about most music, and players usually have a decent sense of the hosts tastes.  So the lowest scores in the 5-6 range are pretty much the norm.  Sometimes it isn't even that low.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Elite on April 10, 2020, 07:12:24 AM
Neal Morse's infatuation for the dear prog of yore is bordering necrophilia.

:lol

Spock's Beard is a bit like that indeed, even after Neal Morse's departure, though some might say their sound has changed indeed. I personally believe Alan Morse (his brother, the guitarist) contributes a lot more to the band's sound than he usually gets credit for.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 10, 2020, 03:02:00 PM
I'd rate the DarWin song as the champion in this round. The Jon Lord thing was good, in fact most of everyone's selections were good, but I thought it lacked something.

Not much to brag or whine about here. There are only three points separating the best from the worst this round. For you roulette veterans, is this pretty typical? Are these things kinda designed to be close so that no one feels too slighted? By Indi's metrics, there was one song in this group I would have rated a 3 (not that I think he should have) but I get the feeling that would be considered poor form (?).

Let's say if I find something good in a song, there's no need to punish it too much, especially since I'd like to focus on the gimmick side of the rounds as main difference maker.

A 3 seems a bit overboard, considering that by my metric:

3 - There's a mistake. You accidentally sent me a recording of you having sex. Please, resend. BTW, I'm keeping this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 10, 2020, 03:08:02 PM
Not much to brag or whine about here. There are only three points separating the best from the worst this round. For you roulette veterans, is this pretty typical? Are these things kinda designed to be close so that no one feels too slighted? By Indi's metrics, there was one song in this group I would have rated a 3 (not that I think he should have) but I get the feeling that would be considered poor form (?).

I'd say 3/4 of roulettes are like this.  It's certainly not the norm for people to give/get very low scores on a 10 point rating scale.  Some (as I've done in the past) use a stack-rank scoring method, which results in a greater scoring distribution (naturally); some people are brutally honest giving out 2s and 3s for songs they truly don't like.  For the most part though, hosts usually find something enjoyable about most music, and players usually have a decent sense of the hosts tastes.  So the lowest scores in the 5-6 range are pretty much the norm.  Sometimes it isn't even that low.

Right. I'll pretty much establish a floor..usually a 6.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 10, 2020, 03:10:02 PM
Let's say if I find something good in a song, there's no need to punish it too much, especially since I'd like to focus on the gimmick side of the rounds as main difference maker.

A 3 seems a bit overboard, considering that by my metric:

3 - There's a mistake. You accidentally sent me a recording of you having sex. Please, resend. BTW, I'm keeping this.

I get it. I wasn't trying to imply there is anything wrong with what you do (did). And I did notice that your metric is designed to compress the range of outcomes. I was more curious about the potential for an unspoken gentlemen's code with roulettes over all. Sidebar over. Please resume your regularly scheduled program.

You piece of shit. *hacktui*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: TAC on April 10, 2020, 03:13:48 PM
One Gentleman's Code I roulette by is that if someone gives you a song in your roulette, you shouldn't use it against them in someone else's roulette.

That shit fries me.


I'm watching you Evermind. Always watching.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 10, 2020, 03:18:03 PM
I get it. I wasn't trying to imply there is anything wrong with what you do (did). And I did notice that your metric is designed to compress the range of outcomes. I was more curious about the potential for an unspoken gentlemen's code with roulettes over all. Sidebar over. Please resume your regularly scheduled program.

You piece of shit. *hacktui*

It's all about being gentlemen, you camel bung bandit.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 10, 2020, 03:19:27 PM
One Gentleman's Code I roulette by is that if someone gives you a song in your roulette, you shouldn't use it against them in someone else's roulette.

That shit fries me.

Really?? I've sent lots of songs that I got sent in my roulettes. What's wrong with that?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 10, 2020, 03:20:04 PM
I get it. I wasn't trying to imply there is anything wrong with what you do (did). And I did notice that your metric is designed to compress the range of outcomes. I was more curious about the potential for an unspoken gentlemen's code with roulettes over all. Sidebar over. Please resume your regularly scheduled program.

You piece of shit. *hacktui*

It's all about being gentlemen, you camel bung bandit.

Don't knock it 'til you try it, gnat dick.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 10, 2020, 03:23:05 PM
I get it. I wasn't trying to imply there is anything wrong with what you do (did). And I did notice that your metric is designed to compress the range of outcomes. I was more curious about the potential for an unspoken gentlemen's code with roulettes over all. Sidebar over. Please resume your regularly scheduled program.

You piece of shit. *hacktui*

It's all about being gentlemen, you camel bung bandit.

Don't knock it 'til you try it, gnat dick.

I did it so hard I created dromedaries, arseface.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: ariich on April 10, 2020, 03:23:41 PM
One Gentleman's Code I roulette by is that if someone gives you a song in your roulette, you shouldn't use it against them in someone else's roulette.

That shit fries me.

Really?? I've sent lots of songs that I got sent in my roulettes. What's wrong with that?
Yeah I'm cool with people doing it. Means they liked what I sent them enough to want to send it in another roulette.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: The Walrus on April 10, 2020, 03:25:33 PM
One Gentleman's Code I roulette by is that if someone gives you a song in your roulette, you shouldn't use it against them in someone else's roulette.

That shit fries me.

Really?? I've sent lots of songs that I got sent in my roulettes. What's wrong with that?
Yeah I'm cool with people doing it. Means they liked what I sent them enough to want to send it in another roulette.

I actually did this very thing with you in Pup's roulette for the next round  :corn :corn :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: ariich on April 10, 2020, 03:33:19 PM
One Gentleman's Code I roulette by is that if someone gives you a song in your roulette, you shouldn't use it against them in someone else's roulette.

That shit fries me.

Really?? I've sent lots of songs that I got sent in my roulettes. What's wrong with that?
Yeah I'm cool with people doing it. Means they liked what I sent them enough to want to send it in another roulette.

I actually did this very thing with you in Pup's roulette for the next round  :corn :corn :corn
Ooh, now I can try and guess which one you mean!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: TAC on April 10, 2020, 03:38:22 PM
One Gentleman's Code I roulette by is that if someone gives you a song in your roulette, you shouldn't use it against them in someone else's roulette.

That shit fries me.

Really?? I've sent lots of songs that I got sent in my roulettes. What's wrong with that?
Yeah I'm cool with people doing it. Means they liked what I sent them enough to want to send it in another roulette.

Well, what I'm saying is that in this round I sent Indiscipline Wishbone Ash. I certainly don't mind if he uses Wishbone Ash in another roulette, as long as I'm not in it. My issue would be him using it in a roulette that I'm playing in.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Train of Naught on April 10, 2020, 03:42:14 PM
I do it rarely but if I do I usually leave enough time for those to consider sending it, to be honest last round in this roulette was the first time in a loooong while where I found myself not being able to choose between anything. Maybe I wasn't thinking out of the box enough but at face value it seemed like a very difficult and restrictive round theme, the song that was offered sounds absolutely like nothing I listen to :lol

Growls round should be super easy to find something though, give me a sec
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Cool Chris on April 10, 2020, 03:47:19 PM
Upon reflection, I was way too harsh in the scoring in my Roulette. Mine was pretty wide open, and I didn't have a big Do Not Send list, so I should have appreciated the varied submissions more than I did.

And yeah, so, can someone send me a growlie song to submit for this next round?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Impressions
Post by: Podaar on April 10, 2020, 03:48:13 PM
I get it. I wasn't trying to imply there is anything wrong with what you do (did). And I did notice that your metric is designed to compress the range of outcomes. I was more curious about the potential for an unspoken gentlemen's code with roulettes over all. Sidebar over. Please resume your regularly scheduled program.

You piece of shit. *hacktui*

It's all about being gentlemen, you camel bung bandit.

Don't knock it 'til you try it, gnat dick.

I did it so hard I created dromedaries, arseface.

I'll give you a extra hump, jabroni, when I humble your starfish with my Tower of Babylon move.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Indiscipline on April 10, 2020, 03:50:56 PM
Babylon? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta42xU2UXLA)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: The Walrus on April 10, 2020, 03:52:55 PM
One Gentleman's Code I roulette by is that if someone gives you a song in your roulette, you shouldn't use it against them in someone else's roulette.

That shit fries me.

Really?? I've sent lots of songs that I got sent in my roulettes. What's wrong with that?
Yeah I'm cool with people doing it. Means they liked what I sent them enough to want to send it in another roulette.

Well, what I'm saying is that in this round I sent Indiscipline Wishbone Ash. I certainly don't mind if he uses Wishbone Ash in another roulette, as long as I'm not in it. My issue would be him using it in a roulette that I'm playing in.

Yeah, but my question is, why is it an issue? There's no shortage of music out there.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: TAC on April 10, 2020, 03:54:17 PM
It's dirty pool, bro.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: ariich on April 10, 2020, 03:54:55 PM
One Gentleman's Code I roulette by is that if someone gives you a song in your roulette, you shouldn't use it against them in someone else's roulette.

That shit fries me.

Really?? I've sent lots of songs that I got sent in my roulettes. What's wrong with that?
Yeah I'm cool with people doing it. Means they liked what I sent them enough to want to send it in another roulette.

Well, what I'm saying is that in this round I sent Indiscipline Wishbone Ash. I certainly don't mind if he uses Wishbone Ash in another roulette, as long as I'm not in it. My issue would be him using it in a roulette that I'm playing in.

Yeah, but my question is, why is it an issue? There's no shortage of music out there.
Yeah, exactly. Like I said, I think it's cool.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Podaar on April 10, 2020, 04:04:00 PM
Babylon? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta42xU2UXLA)

 :lol

What the actual fuck?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Indiscipline on April 10, 2020, 04:11:02 PM
 :lol

Try to get that off your ears now!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Crow on April 10, 2020, 04:13:48 PM
hey indi do you mind if i play in this round
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: King Postwhore on April 10, 2020, 04:14:56 PM
Babylon? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta42xU2UXLA)

 :lol

What the actual fuck?

What the? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Train of Naught on April 10, 2020, 04:19:19 PM
hey indi do you mind if i play in this round
Don't worry I'm totally rocking Cyril-core this round, or Parama-core if we're sticking to the time where this band was dropped into the DTF realm
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Indiscipline on April 10, 2020, 04:20:30 PM
hey indi do you mind if i play in this round

I'd be absolutely delighted!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: TAC on April 10, 2020, 04:20:48 PM
hey indi do you mind if i play in this round

I believe Chris was looking for help.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Podaar on April 10, 2020, 04:22:37 PM
Try to get that off your ears now!

Oh, boy. I better leave this one alone. I don't need a talking to by bosky.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Sacul on April 10, 2020, 09:48:03 PM
Top 5 again, nice :metal. That's prob the only song close to easy listening music on the album, the rest is a bit more personal if that makes sense, and as beautiful. Wonderful stuff.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: jingle.boy on April 11, 2020, 05:12:19 AM
It's dirty pool, bro.

I disagree.  Perhaps if the format of the round is a 1:1 match, but even then to some extent it's flattering.  I will admit that I've been perturbed when that has happened, but only in the sense that I might have been planning to send the band.  Then I realize that if it was that important a band/song to send, I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SENT IT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE.

Also, win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Indiscipline on April 11, 2020, 06:30:38 AM
I actually get both sides; songs are there for the taking, but I'm also quite annoyed when a colleague performs my particular repertoire.

I have an idea.

I will send in your (all of you guys) roulettes all the growlies I'm receiving.  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Podaar on April 11, 2020, 06:33:37 AM
Stamped with "Return To Sender"?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Indiscipline on April 11, 2020, 06:40:34 AM
Yup (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU5xxh5UX4U)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: King Postwhore on April 11, 2020, 06:46:58 AM
In my best Tim voice,

"Who the fuck is Elvis?"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Indiscipline on April 11, 2020, 06:54:21 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/j3A6PL8.png)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Evermind on April 11, 2020, 07:03:03 AM
We're still waiting for the other half of the scores to be posted before we send our growlie round submission, right?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Indiscipline on April 11, 2020, 07:07:20 AM
You can send right now, if you please.

I am not listening before Monday and result part 2 anyway.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: TAC on April 11, 2020, 07:09:23 AM
In my best Tim voice,

"Who the fuck is Elvis?"

Who’s Tim?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: King Postwhore on April 11, 2020, 07:20:12 AM
I don't know, first base.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: The Walrus on April 11, 2020, 07:33:04 AM
Picking out a song right now.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: TAC on April 12, 2020, 07:33:22 AM

Round VI: The Finisher. That's your ultimate weapon; not only a one-use move capable of terminating your adversary and possibly hurt yourself, but the move that define you as a wrestler and sums your carachter up most efficiently.

Same as round two, but this time it's about YOU.


Looking ahead, and I have no idea what to send for this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Podaar on April 12, 2020, 08:24:35 AM

Round VI: The Finisher. That's your ultimate weapon; not only a one-use move capable of terminating your adversary and possibly hurt yourself, but the move that define you as a wrestler and sums your carachter up most efficiently.

Same as round two, but this time it's about YOU.


Looking ahead, and I have no idea what to send for this.

Right? By default there is one song that I would choose but I know Alex wouldn't accept it as a submission, and even if he did, it wouldn't place very high because it's not what he would enjoy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: The Walrus on April 12, 2020, 10:58:35 AM
Sent growls, banjos, and whistling.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Indiscipline on April 12, 2020, 11:35:19 AM
First of all, Happy Easter my dear friends.


Round VI: The Finisher. That's your ultimate weapon; not only a one-use move capable of terminating your adversary and possibly hurt yourself, but the move that define you as a wrestler and sums your carachter up most efficiently.

Same as round two, but this time it's about YOU.


Looking ahead, and I have no idea what to send for this.

I am going to give that round only a musical score, because I am not so sure to "know" everyone well enough in here to fairly assess whether a song is a good representation of the character in question. Hence, just pick a kickass tune you would feel comfortable to stroll into a party to and give the impression you wanna give.

Think Enter Sandman for Mariano Rivera  :P


Round VI: The Finisher. That's your ultimate weapon; not only a one-use move capable of terminating your adversary and possibly hurt yourself, but the move that define you as a wrestler and sums your carachter up most efficiently.

Same as round two, but this time it's about YOU.


Looking ahead, and I have no idea what to send for this.

Right? By default there is one song that I would choose but I know Alex wouldn't accept it as a submission, and even if he did, it wouldn't place very high because it's not what he would enjoy.

Yeah, Sex Machine by James Brown is banned.

Sent growls, banjos, and whistling.

Sounds like Deliverance
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: TAC on April 12, 2020, 11:41:20 AM

Sent growls, banjos, and whistling.

Sounds like Deliverance

 :lol  True.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Evermind on April 12, 2020, 11:44:56 AM

Sent growls, banjos, and whistling.

Sounds like Deliverance

 :lol  True.

No, it doesn't (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzM3opDjG4Q)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: TAC on April 12, 2020, 11:47:21 AM
I think I'd rather get fucked in the ass than listen to that again.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Cool Chris on April 12, 2020, 12:25:22 PM
I am going to give that round only a musical score, because I am not so sure to "know" everyone well enough in here to fairly assess whether a song is a good representation of the character in question. Hence, just pick a kickass tune you would feel comfortable to stroll into a party to and give the impression you wanna give.

Think Enter Sandman for Mariano Rivera  :P

So walk-up music for our real selves, not our online presence, or our wrestling persona?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: King Postwhore on April 12, 2020, 12:53:07 PM
I think I'd rather get fucked in the ass than listen to that again.

Chad,  this is signature worthy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: jingle.boy on April 12, 2020, 01:46:38 PM
I think I'd rather get fucked in the ass than listen to that again.

Chad,  this is signature worthy.

Ok.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: TAC on April 12, 2020, 02:04:13 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: King Postwhore on April 12, 2020, 02:27:06 PM
 :lol

Danmit, he's too smart for me.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Podaar on April 12, 2020, 03:36:31 PM
Danmit, he's too smart for me.  :lol

(https://i.imgur.com/wa40mpP.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: King Postwhore on April 12, 2020, 04:55:44 PM
Dammit.


I know you camel riding, sweat jockey from a harem whore!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: lonestar on April 13, 2020, 07:27:32 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Stadler on April 13, 2020, 09:04:53 AM
One Gentleman's Code I roulette by is that if someone gives you a song in your roulette, you shouldn't use it against them in someone else's roulette.

That shit fries me.

Really?? I've sent lots of songs that I got sent in my roulettes. What's wrong with that?
Yeah I'm cool with people doing it. Means they liked what I sent them enough to want to send it in another roulette.

Well, what I'm saying is that in this round I sent Indiscipline Wishbone Ash. I certainly don't mind if he uses Wishbone Ash in another roulette, as long as I'm not in it. My issue would be him using it in a roulette that I'm playing in.

I totally get this, and don't disagree (it's like a band wearing their own concert shirt on stage; the only band to ever look cool doing that was Iron Maiden), but my problem is I don't track that shit.   I've actually had several times where I've submitted a song and I get it back with "bro, you gave me this in the last roulette".   I guess I have to up my game.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: The Walrus on April 13, 2020, 09:19:00 AM
Yeah, I can't even remember what I sent in the last round for most roulettes. I forgot I even played in Indi's last roulette!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: jingle.boy on April 13, 2020, 09:22:02 AM
I keep a spreadsheet to track what I've submitted in the past, and to who.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: King Postwhore on April 13, 2020, 09:26:01 AM
I keep a spreadsheet to track what I've submitted in the past, and to who.

Graphs too I bet.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: The Walrus on April 13, 2020, 09:30:21 AM
I keep a spreadsheet to track what I've submitted in the past, and to who.

Graphs too I bet.

What a nerd, right? I thought this was the rasslin' roulette. He's gonna damage his pocket protector.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: jingle.boy on April 13, 2020, 09:32:38 AM
I keep a spreadsheet to track what I've submitted in the past, and to who.

Graphs too I bet.

No, just the songs and band.  Plus some ideas on themes... so when some clown includes something like a 'growlie' round, I have at least a few songs I can pull from my library to decide from.  I remember the first growlie round I had to play in (Nick's), I literally spent 3 or 4 days just trying to find songs that had any kind of growls.  It's just not a prominent feature in my library.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: King Postwhore on April 13, 2020, 09:46:54 AM
Same for me as well.  Though I have a few go to's that use.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: lonestar on April 13, 2020, 10:28:45 AM
Considering I sent a song for the last round that I sent to our fearless host in his last roulette, maybe I should keep better track as well.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: jingle.boy on April 13, 2020, 10:51:45 AM
Considering I sent a song for the last round that I sent to our fearless host in his last roulette, maybe I should keep better track as well.

Or find some new material :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Indiscipline on April 13, 2020, 02:40:45 PM
I am going to give that round only a musical score, because I am not so sure to "know" everyone well enough in here to fairly assess whether a song is a good representation of the character in question. Hence, just pick a kickass tune you would feel comfortable to stroll into a party to and give the impression you wanna give.

Think Enter Sandman for Mariano Rivera  :P

So walk-up music for our real selves, not our online presence, or our wrestling persona?

Not the wrestling persona. If the real you and your online presence are somewhat different, pick the one you like.

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Something funny happened on the way to the results!

All it took was letting your tunes simmer for a week-end, and they spontaneously – and when I say “spontaneously” I obviously mean “by your host's preposterous decision” - formed a roster of very precisely themed couples (or tag teams if you will) inside my mind. Needless to say, all this filthy coupling in my head begot scores:



Release the Kraken!

jingle: Darkwater – Reflections of a Mind: 6
Kattelox: Avantasia – Ghost in the Moon: 6

Who says the intellectual or spiritual entity needing answers is my real self? Maybe our essence is this primal force lusting for life and experience, struggling for freedom. We may be frightened by its scope (jingle's song) or exalted by its power (Katt's song); it doesn't matter: once we surrender to it, there's no more – or much - questioning left to do.



Illuminati Theory

Train: The Alan Parsons Project – Children of the Moon: 6
Chris: The Moody Blues – Answer: 6.5

Looking above and asking questions is an exercise in futility; the powers that be have stolen or forgotten the truth, leaving us raging for answers like petulant children sent to sleep to soon in the evening. Slight edge to Chris' song, because it suggests loving each other, if not enlightment, gives a sort of meaning to our existential efforts.



When I Was a Child I Had a Fever

Sacul: Weyes Blood – A Lot's Gonna Change: 7
Podaar: Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart – Lullaby of the Leaves: 7

Don't ask those terrible questions. Go back to a time when everything was a new beautiful answer and the mere act of living and growing was the whole meaning of life. Even now, as a grown ass man, that peaceful state of sheltered bliss can be a safe path through a future of failures and disillusions. Sexy female voices help too.



Yer a Luddite, Henry

kingshmegland: DarWin – Escape the Maze: 7.5
Puppies: Sound of Contact – I Am Dimensionaut: 7.5

We don't need asking questions; we just need to get rid of the trappings of false comfort and their dehumanising noise. The answers have always been around us, as well as the technological fog of progress preventing us to see and grab them. Google a word and you get a notion, ask a friend and you get an answer. Instrumental virtuosity helps too.


The Torture, the Torture, the Torture Never Stops

Elite: Spock's Beard – Thoughts (Part II): 8
romdrums: Queensryche – Someone Else: 8

Questions as finite human tension towards infinite answers? Pfft! What about the constant tension between what we are and what we were (rom's song) or what we are and what we'd like to be (Elite's song). We can search our soul to the edge of estrangement (rom's song), or deny explanations in fear of deflagrations (Elite's song), the mere act of self-tinkering is the answer.



The Answer Lies Within

Evermind: Jon Lord – Pictured Within: 8.5
ariich: Blue October – The Answer: 8.5

We could be at peace with all kinds of feelings and memories leaving their impression in our life (Ev's song) or find the courage to admit we are nothing more than a bundle of unsolvable flaws (ariich's song) defining us, but the song remains the same: whatever is we are searching is a projection of ourselves. Gotta get to know that first.



There Is No Spoon

lonestar: Disperse – Message from Atlantis: 9
TAC: Wishbone Ash – Leaf and Stream: 9.5

We formulate questions based on fabricated convictions. Once we start listening to life and let mystery dissolve such delusions, we can finally question the act of questioning itself and realise the answers are greater and truer where our gaze can't reach. Both tunes have Questions' equivalent meaning, but slight edge to TAC for his song shares the same musical atmosphere too.



Get Back to Where You Once Belonged

Stadler: Donna Summer – Love to Love You Baby: 10

Don't ask. Come here and partake in the most profound human experience available. Love. Have a hearty fock. If it isn't the answer you were searching for, then the question was the wrong one. Hey, it's Easter, let's have the Man Himself sing a line from his show: “While you prattle through your supper... Where and when and who and how... She alone has tried to give me what I need right here and now”



Round Results:

Train: 6 + 6 = 12
Chris: 6 + 6.5 = 12.5
jingle: 6.5 + 6 = 12.5
Katt: 7 + 6 = 13
romdrums: 6 + 8 = 14
Puppies: 6.5 + 7.5 = 14
Podaar: 7.5 + 7 = 14.5
Sacul: 7.5 + 7 = 14.5
Elite: 7 + 8 = 15
ariich: 7 + 8.5 = 15.5
lonestar: 6.5 + 9 = 15.5
king: 8.5 + 7.5 = 16
Stadler: 7 + 10 = 17
Evermind: 9 + 8.5 = 17.5
TAC: 8 + 9.5 = 17.5

Updated Standings:

Evermind: 14 + 22.5 + 17.5 = 54
romdrums: 13 + 23  + 14 = 50
Stadler: 10 + 23 + 17 = 50
TAC: 10.5 + 22 + 17.5 = 50
ariich: 9 + 24 + 15.5 = 48.5
king: 11.5 + 21 + 16 = 48.5
Sacul: 11 + 23 + 14.5= 48.5
lonestar: 10 + 22.5 + 15.5 = 48
jingle: 13 + 22 + 12.5 = 47.5
Elite: 9 + 23 + 15 = 47
Puppies: 11 + 21.5 + 14 = 46.5
Katt: 10.5 + 22 + 13 = 45.5
Podaar: 10 + 20 + 14.5 = 44.5
Train: 11 + 21.5 + 12 = 44.5
Chris: 12 + 19 + 12.5 = 43.5
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Evermind on April 13, 2020, 02:45:03 PM
Oh boy, I'm doing good so far. I know what I'm going to go with but give me a night to sleep on that decision and you'll get your fantastic growlie song first thing next morning.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: ariich on April 13, 2020, 02:49:20 PM
The Answer Lies Within

Evermind: Jon Lord – Pictured Within: 8.5
ariich: Blue October – The Answer: 8.5

We could be at peace with all kinds of feelings and memories leaving their impression in our life (Ev's song) or find the courage to admit we are nothing more than a bundle of unsolvable flaws (ariich's song) defining us, but the song remains the same: whatever is we are searching is a projection of ourselves. Gotta get to know that first.
Love this review. Really glad you liked the song and felt the connection to the Mann song. :heart

Now to break/cure you with harsh vocals.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: TAC on April 13, 2020, 02:56:01 PM
Well, that song worked.

Ready to give back the points in the next round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: jingle.boy on April 13, 2020, 03:00:06 PM
Well, that was quite a steaming turd I laid.  The Mountie of gimmicks I daresay.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: The Walrus on April 13, 2020, 03:00:23 PM
But Darkwater sucks.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Postwhore on April 13, 2020, 03:01:59 PM
Moving up now to ROOOOOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: ariich on April 13, 2020, 03:06:10 PM
Sent!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 13, 2020, 03:56:17 PM
I know what band I'm sending, just need to decide on the song... :corn
I can send up to 3 songs and you will pick your favorite?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Indiscipline on April 13, 2020, 04:01:15 PM
I know what band I'm sending, just need to decide on the song... :corn
I can send up to 3 songs and you will pick your favorite?

Sure, if I survive ...  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Podaar on April 13, 2020, 04:05:39 PM
This round could go anywhere. I'm predicting no 10's and probably a couple of 5's...maybe even a 4.

Since it's painfully apparent that I barely a clue as to what Indi is looking for with any given round (as witnessed by Stadler's answering score) I have no idea what to expect.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 13, 2020, 04:06:07 PM
I know what band I'm sending, just need to decide on the song... :corn
I can send up to 3 songs and you will pick your favorite?

Sure, if I survive ...  :lol
:lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: TAC on April 13, 2020, 04:54:17 PM
Since it's painfully apparent that I barely a clue as to what Indi is looking for with any given round (as witnessed by Stadler's answering score) I have no idea what to expect.  :lol

He's looking for black disco chicks.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 13, 2020, 04:58:07 PM
Sent 3 very different songs. Let's see what Indy thinks of them  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: romdrums on April 14, 2020, 12:12:49 AM
Sent 3 very different songs. Let's see what Indy thinks of them  :corn

Sending three as well.  I wonder how many else will?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: ariich on April 14, 2020, 12:18:11 AM
Just sending the one, as I've done every round. *shrug*

EDIT: I wonder if this round will cause Alex to regret his three song per round allowance. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 14, 2020, 01:36:45 AM
Just sending the one, as I've done every round. *shrug*

EDIT: I wonder if this round will cause Alex to regret his three song per round allowance. :lol
This is the only round I sent 3 songs. I only did it this round because of the nature of the round and Indy's dislike for "Orc" vocals. I wanted to give him the greatest chance of actually liking something.  :corn




He will probably hate it all :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: The Walrus on April 14, 2020, 05:54:06 AM
I only sent one song because Indi doesn't like growls, so I should receive an extra point for not torturing him. Oh and Pup sent Moonsorrow :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Podaar on April 14, 2020, 05:57:12 AM
Yeah, I only sent one. I had others that I thought he might like but I didn't want to torture him either.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Indiscipline on April 14, 2020, 05:58:41 AM

I am very grateful and I feel you guys really respect my pussy ears




In fact, I'm declaring Elite and Sacul the round's ex-aequo winners right now.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: ariich on April 14, 2020, 06:06:39 AM
This is the only round I sent 3 songs. I only did it this round because of the nature of the round and Indy's dislike for "Orc" vocals.
Oh the logic. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Elite on April 14, 2020, 06:11:30 AM
In fact, I'm declaring Elite and Sacul the round's ex-aequo winners right now.

If not sending would actually give me a higher score, count me in, but I'll send today.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: ariich on April 14, 2020, 06:15:50 AM
What actually is the basis of the scoring this round? Just a standard x/y rating?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2020, 06:31:53 AM
XY / ROAR

I'm guessing.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Indiscipline on April 14, 2020, 06:35:54 AM
Twofold score based on A) The tune's chances to ever be listened again in my lifetime, B) A vocals "critique".


This round could be one of the worst musical decisions I've ever made.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: The Walrus on April 14, 2020, 06:36:59 AM
That sounds like a challenge for future rounds. Accepted!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Podaar on April 14, 2020, 06:42:44 AM
Al, are you listening with headphones? Otherwise, your wife might box your ears.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Indiscipline on April 14, 2020, 06:47:09 AM
I don't have enough money for a second divorce  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: ariich on April 14, 2020, 06:53:55 AM
That sounds like a challenge for future rounds. Accepted!
:lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2020, 06:54:08 AM
 :lol

2 vets talking shop here. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Podaar on April 14, 2020, 06:55:28 AM
:lol

2 vets talking shop here. :lol

Which two, King. Kat & ariich, or Indi & Pod?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2020, 06:56:33 AM
Well Rich got in before I could post.  You and Indi.  Wife talk. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Podaar on April 14, 2020, 06:57:38 AM
Divorce talk. The new coffee clatch
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: jingle.boy on April 14, 2020, 07:13:55 AM
This round could be one of the worst musical decisions I've ever made.

Worse than Tim's Winger round?   :omg:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: The Walrus on April 14, 2020, 07:21:48 AM
I will never get married.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Indiscipline on April 14, 2020, 07:23:55 AM
This round could be one of the worst musical decisions I've ever made.

Worse than Tim's Winger round?   :omg:

Next epidemic, and consequentially next roulette, there's going to be a Radiohead round  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2020, 07:38:37 AM
This round could be one of the worst musical decisions I've ever made.

Worse than Tim's Winger round?   :omg:

I know my song I sent kicked ass.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: jingle.boy on April 14, 2020, 07:50:09 AM
This round could be one of the worst musical decisions I've ever made.

Worse than Tim's Winger round?   :omg:

I know my song I sent kicked ass.

And it still only scored a 4.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2020, 07:53:33 AM
This round could be one of the worst musical decisions I've ever made.

Worse than Tim's Winger round?   :omg:

I know my song I sent kicked ass.

And it still only scored a 4.

I don't remember what it scored.  I'll have to look.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: TAC on April 14, 2020, 08:05:00 AM
It is not possible to have a round that would be worse than a Winger Round. I believe my ears had to self quarantine for 14 days.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2020, 08:08:28 AM
It is not possible to have a round that would be worse than a Winger Round. I believe my ears had to self quarantine for 14 days.

No I would say you quarantined for your eyes after all the sexy Kip Winger pics sent to you.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 14, 2020, 08:23:58 AM
This is the only round I sent 3 songs. I only did it this round because of the nature of the round and Indy's dislike for "Orc" vocals.
Oh the logic. :lol
It made sense in my head  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Indiscipline on April 14, 2020, 08:30:54 AM
It makes hell in mine  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Crow on April 14, 2020, 10:04:39 AM
does there need to be at least a certain ratio of orcs to human voices in the songs? can i send a song that's like 80% instrumental but has growls whenever it does have vocals?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Indiscipline on April 14, 2020, 10:08:51 AM
That hypothetical song would be ok
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Crow on April 14, 2020, 10:13:53 AM
hmm okay
i'm gonna try and send three very different songs that ideally are all songs nobody else here would send, so we'll see  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: TAC on April 14, 2020, 10:45:26 AM
80% instrumental? That ain’t right!

C’mon Cyril, that’s what I’d expect J Boy or Kingshmegland.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Evermind on April 14, 2020, 10:49:42 AM
80% instrumental? That ain’t right!

C’mon Cyril, that’s what I’d expect J Boy or Kingshmegland.

That's what I did :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Crow on April 14, 2020, 11:04:43 AM
80% instrumental? That ain’t right!

C’mon Cyril, that’s what I’d expect J Boy or Kingshmegland.
the song i had in mind that fits this criteria is like, so good that it's worth being a coward

edit: sent, but i wanted to send even more
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Sacul on April 14, 2020, 01:35:50 PM
Do metalcore / hardcore screams and similar count for this round? Or only growlies and shrieks? :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Indiscipline on April 14, 2020, 01:44:22 PM
Only growlies and shrieks. I actually kinda like quality hardcore.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Sacul on April 14, 2020, 01:46:20 PM
Well damn me :P. Let's see how much I can scrap the barrel...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Train of Naught on April 14, 2020, 01:50:50 PM
I guess your song just got.. Refused :corn :yarr :loser: :facepalm:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Elite on April 14, 2020, 01:51:35 PM
Uh, let me know if I should resubmit too then :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Indiscipline on April 14, 2020, 01:54:30 PM
Maybe we all have different ideas of "scream"  :lol


Sacul, please send what you thought in the first place and everybody else don't worry.

I'm gonna hate all of those vocals anyway.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Sacul on April 14, 2020, 01:57:48 PM
Was thinking of sending Converge actually  :lol . But don't worry, managed to find something I think our host would be delighted with, at least musically. Sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Elite on April 14, 2020, 02:15:00 PM
Was thinking of sending Converge actually  :lol

That would have been fun :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Crow on April 14, 2020, 02:58:14 PM
resent one of mine because i asked Indi to tell me if one of my original three had been sent and that I'd resend if so

i won't say what it is, but I will say it's rather Unforgettable
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2020, 04:07:36 PM
80% instrumental? That ain’t right!

C’mon Cyril, that’s what I’d expect J Boy or Kingshmegland.

That's because you were trapped in a time capsule for 2 decades.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: TAC on April 14, 2020, 04:44:38 PM
80% instrumental? That ain’t right!

C’mon Cyril, that’s what I’d expect J Boy or Kingshmegland.

That's because you were trapped in a time capsule for 2 decades.

That's besides the point. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: King Postwhore on April 14, 2020, 04:51:11 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: wolfking on April 14, 2020, 09:28:23 PM
Hi there everyone.  Hope your roulette is going well.  I heard some growlies have dropped by for a vistit, so I thought I'd pop in for a cuppa and see what they have on offer.  Hope you don't mind me watching creepily from the back of the room.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: bl5150 on April 14, 2020, 09:36:38 PM
I actually kinda like quality hardcore.

Check your password security now!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Gentleman's Sport
Post by: Train of Naught on April 15, 2020, 12:04:38 AM
resent one of mine because i asked Indi to tell me if one of my original three had been sent an-

Don't worry I'm totally rocking Cyril-core this round, or Parama-core if we're sticking to the time where this band was dropped into the DTF realm
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Crow on April 15, 2020, 12:37:48 AM
yes, indi did tell me you sent it
it's not like i was the first person on DTF to listen to that band tho
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 04:40:20 AM
Hi there everyone.  Hope your roulette is going well.  I heard some growlies have dropped by for a vistit, so I thought I'd pop in for a cuppa and see what they have on offer.  Hope you don't mind me watching creepily from the back of the room.

The more the merrier. Apparently, Indi is so excited about this round that he's accepting multiple submissions (up to four?) even from the peanut gallery. Why not send him a handful of you favorite growlies yourself. I see, bl5150 has popped in as well. Why should he be left out? Flood his Private Mail gents. Aussie's welcome!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: King Postwhore on April 15, 2020, 05:16:47 AM
Their all here to see the fogey's struggle sending growly songs and to mock us all and rightfully so.  LOL
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: wolfking on April 15, 2020, 05:24:05 AM
Hi there everyone.  Hope your roulette is going well.  I heard some growlies have dropped by for a vistit, so I thought I'd pop in for a cuppa and see what they have on offer.  Hope you don't mind me watching creepily from the back of the room.

The more the merrier. Apparently, Indi is so excited about this round that he's accepting multiple submissions (up to four?) even from the peanut gallery. Why not send him a handful of you favorite growlies yourself. I see, bl5150 has popped in as well. Why should he be left out? Flood his Private Mail gents. Aussie's welcome!

Brent and I are the thunder down under if you get my drift......ROAR!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: wolfking on April 15, 2020, 05:24:55 AM
Their all here to see the fogey's struggle sending growly songs and to mock us all and rightfully so.  LOL

 :corn

Tim got some growly game for a fogey let me tell you.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: The Walrus on April 15, 2020, 05:25:50 AM
Hi there everyone.  Hope your roulette is going well.  I heard some growlies have dropped by for a vistit, so I thought I'd pop in for a cuppa and see what they have on offer.  Hope you don't mind me watching creepily from the back of the room.

The more the merrier. Apparently, Indi is so excited about this round that he's accepting multiple submissions (up to four?) even from the peanut gallery. Why not send him a handful of you favorite growlies yourself. I see, bl5150 has popped in as well. Why should he be left out? Flood his Private Mail gents. Aussie's welcome!

Brent and I are the thunder down under if you get my drift......ROAR!!!

They make medicine for that kind of thing...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 05:28:59 AM
Ha, I assume I'm the fogeyest of this group, I sent mine last week.  :lol  No struggle here.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: wolfking on April 15, 2020, 05:32:16 AM
Hi there everyone.  Hope your roulette is going well.  I heard some growlies have dropped by for a vistit, so I thought I'd pop in for a cuppa and see what they have on offer.  Hope you don't mind me watching creepily from the back of the room.

The more the merrier. Apparently, Indi is so excited about this round that he's accepting multiple submissions (up to four?) even from the peanut gallery. Why not send him a handful of you favorite growlies yourself. I see, bl5150 has popped in as well. Why should he be left out? Flood his Private Mail gents. Aussie's welcome!

Brent and I are the thunder down under if you get my drift......ROAR!!!

They make medicine for that kind of thing...

That kind of bad medicine is not what I need.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: King Postwhore on April 15, 2020, 05:38:14 AM
Ha, I assume I'm the fogeyest of this group, I sent mine last week.  :lol  No struggle here.

I did as well.  I don't have a lot but there are a few bands I can tolerate.  :lol

Their all here to see the fogey's struggle sending growly songs and to mock us all and rightfully so.  LOL


 :corn

Tim got some growly game for a fogey let me tell you.

Which is surprising because I'd expect him to say, "What the fuck is growls?" :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 05:39:38 AM
Guests!

Pull up a chair and break a stogie, my roulette is your roulette.



To the degenerates who have sent me the delicate sounds of stuck pigs sacrificed on the altar of Buggered Larynx, I am now commencing torment.

HangImpressions in a couple of hours, unless the wife calls the cops or a priest.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 05:40:54 AM
Call the church police, Mrs. Indi!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: King Postwhore on April 15, 2020, 05:43:54 AM
Lock the knives away Indy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Growls and Wives Talk
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 05:58:08 AM
Mother of fock ...


Song #1:

?: Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album


Wife Impression: "Oooh, let's dance tango! That's a wond ... WHATTAFOCK?"

My Impression: Don't Growl for me Argentina
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 06:05:54 AM
:corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 06:26:38 AM
Song #2:

?: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them


Wife Impression: "We were meant to meet THIS guy this summer?"

My Impression: Dovakhin focked up his throat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: The Walrus on April 15, 2020, 06:29:48 AM
Indi remains the lone person on the forum who speaks a tongue of riddles that I just cannot decipher.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 06:34:22 AM
Indi remains the lone person on the forum who speaks a tongue of riddles that I just cannot decipher.

Yeah. This is the only one, so far that makes sense to me because of the lyrics to Master of Puppets.

Puppets chop their breakfast on them

 Mirrors.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Evermind on April 15, 2020, 06:35:23 AM
Euphoreon - Mirrors then
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 06:46:30 AM
Song #2:

?: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them
Puppets chop their breakfast on them

 Mirrors.

Yeah, that was easy :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 06:47:00 AM
Song #2:

?: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them


Wife Impression: "We were meant to meet THIS guy this summer?"

My Impression: Dovakhin focked up his throat

Looks like it's going to be next summer.  ;D

I have no idea who Dovakhin is.

Euphoreon - Mirrors

 :yarr

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Evermind on April 15, 2020, 06:49:48 AM
I'd say it's the protagonist of Skyrim but I bet that wouldn't really help. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 06:50:45 AM
I'd say it's the protagonist of Skyrim but I bet that wouldn't really help. :lol

Not at all. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 06:51:02 AM
The guess is right.



Song #3:


?: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old.


Wife Impression: "This guy sounds like your grandma."

My Impression: "Yeah, if she quit smoking"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 07:01:29 AM
Song #4:


?: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge


Wife Impression: "Where's the lawyer's phone number?"

My Impression: Popeye Gurgling Goat Blood and Spinach
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 07:04:33 AM
Song #3:


?: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old.


Wife Impression: "This guy sounds like your grandma."

My Impression: "Yeah, if she quit smoking"


My first thought was Paradox, but those vocals are clean, unless I missed a track.



EDIT: Brainstorm
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 07:08:01 AM
Song #2:
Wife Impression: "We were meant to meet THIS guy this summer?"

TAC?

EDIT: Oh, I guess I should have read upward in the thread  :facepalm:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 07:17:12 AM
Song #3:


?: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old.


Wife Impression: "This guy sounds like your grandma."

My Impression: "Yeah, if she quit smoking"


My first thought was Paradox, but those vocals are clean, unless I missed a track.



EDIT: Brainstorm

Lemmy tell you, you missed one track.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 07:21:17 AM
Song #5:


?: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina


Wife Impression: "Is this Dream Thea .... oh, nevermind""

My Impression: Drawing Moustache on the Mona Lisa
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 07:29:59 AM

Lemmy tell you, you missed one track.

I still can't find it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Evermind on April 15, 2020, 07:42:11 AM
Motorhead, apparently?

Song #5:

?: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina

Wife Impression: "Is this Dream Thea .... oh, nevermind""

My Impression: Drawing Moustache on the Mona Lisa

I have a feeling this should be Allegaeon, but I don't know the song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 07:50:27 AM
A little recap, 'cause my ears need a bloody break:


Song #1:

Train: Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
Wife Impression: "Oooh, let's dance tango! That's a wond ... WHATTAFOCK?"
My Impression: Don't Growl for me Argentina


Song #2:

TAC: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them Euphoreon - Mirrors
Wife Impression: "We were meant to meet THIS guy this summer?"
My Impression: Dovakhin focked up his throat


Song #3:

Stadler: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old. Motorhead - One Track Mind
Wife Impression: "This guy sounds like your grandma."
My Impression: "Yeah, if she quit smoking"


Song #4:

?: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge
Wife Impression: "Where's the lawyer's phone number?"
My Impression: Popeye Gurgling Goat Blood and Spinach


Song #5:

lonestar: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina Allegaeon - Tsunami and Submergence
Wife Impression: "Is this Dream Thea .... oh, nevermind""
My Impression: Drawing Moustache on the Mona Lisa
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 08:04:53 AM

Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old. Motorhead -


This could be any number of titles but I'm guessing Iron Fist or Orgasmatron?

Stadler?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 08:06:35 AM
Allegaeon is definitely Lonestar.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 08:08:09 AM
Yep to Stadlerhead and lonestareon
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 08:18:30 AM
Ao Nang and Katrina = Tsunami and Submergence
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 08:20:45 AM
Splash!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 08:21:49 AM
Motorhead-One Track Mind
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 15, 2020, 08:25:24 AM
Motorhead has harsh vocals? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 08:27:46 AM
Motorhead has harsh vocals? :lol

I know, right?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 08:29:52 AM
Motorhead has harsh vocals? :lol

They are the Jackie Robinson of harsh vocals
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 08:31:48 AM
Motorhead has harsh vocals? :lol

They are the Jackie Robinson of harsh vocals

More like the Karen Carpenter of harsh vocals
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 08:32:18 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Stadler on April 15, 2020, 09:08:35 AM
Motorhead has harsh vocals? :lol

They are the Jackie Robinson of harsh vocals

More like the Karen Carpenter of harsh vocals

And of course the hangman doesn't tell the whole story.  That's mine; I have 2,000 CDs, I have something like 23,000 sounds on my iPod, but MP's growling on the later Dream Theater records, and Peter what's-his-name's growling on LaBrie's solo albums, yeah, Lemmy IS the harshest vocals I listen to.   

I am not a growlie fan, AT ALL.   I'll let Indiscipline tell you what I REALLY sent (Motorhead was a second choice), but for me, I would opt for water-boarding or an asbestos catheter before I would want to listen to this round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 09:15:53 AM
I love Motorhead!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 09:21:36 AM
Foley, you no need to explain of your ant balls. Do NOT be shame...we already know you have plaid pussy, jabroni.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 09:22:00 AM
I'll let Indiscipline tell you what I REALLY sent

What goes on quarantine ...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: lonestar on April 15, 2020, 09:28:28 AM
Your wife's assessment of Allegaeon is focking hysterical.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 09:43:23 AM
Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album = Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope

The "Numquam Potero" is both extremely clever and hilarious! :clap:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 09:49:25 AM
I'm going to have to make a playlist of this round. It's shaping up to be outstanding!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 10:08:04 AM
Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album = Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope

The "Numquam Potero" is both extremely clever and hilarious! :clap:

Gratias, amice mi

Can you believe they used to make us study ancient latin and greek in high school around here?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 10:17:29 AM
More impressions!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 10:18:14 AM
More impressions!

I've gotta wait for the wife to recharge  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 10:25:26 AM
Or just do it now? Maybe that would be a funny thing to try :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: jingle.boy on April 15, 2020, 10:27:03 AM
I'm going to have to make a playlist of this round. It's shaping up to be outstanding!

This would be a gross misuse of the word "outstanding".
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 10:29:39 AM
Or just do it now? Maybe that would be a funny thing to try :biggrin:

And this would be a gross misuse of the word "funny"  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 10:38:59 AM
We still have one impression to figure out anyway. I'll give it another go if no one else will.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 10:40:03 AM
The thing is, ‘Dark Fortress’ can be anything as far as I’m concerned :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 10:41:26 AM
Is it Gorgoroth? ???
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 10:48:36 AM
It's a rather Finnish Dark Fortress
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 10:50:43 AM
It's a rather Finnish Dark Fortress

Damn, that rings a bell...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 10:54:58 AM
And Train of Naught sent Ne Obliviscaris
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 10:56:07 AM
It's a rather Finnish Dark Fortress

Wintersun
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 10:57:54 AM
Sorry, my bad. It's not to be translated in Finnish, but in Icelandic  :facepalm:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Crow on April 15, 2020, 11:05:29 AM
And Train of Naught sent Ne Obliviscaris
he didn't send this one, according to Indi
unless he sent multiple songs from the band  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 11:06:25 AM
Ooooo, black metal? Dimmu Borgir?  ...this should be intresting.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 11:09:49 AM
Train gave me multiple oblivsgasms


Song #1:

Train: Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
Wife Impression: "Oooh, let's dance tango! That's a wond ... WHATTAFOCK?"
My Impression: Don't Growl for me Argentina


Song #2:

TAC: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them Euphoreon - Mirrors
Wife Impression: "We were meant to meet THIS guy this summer?"
My Impression: Dovakhin focked up his throat


Song #3:

Stadler: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old. Motorhead - One Track Mind
Wife Impression: "This guy sounds like your grandma."
My Impression: "Yeah, if she quit smoking"


Song #4:

?: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge  Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Wife Impression: "Where's the lawyer's phone number?"
My Impression: Popeye Gurgling Goat Blood and Spinach


Song #5:

lonestar: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina Allegaeon - Tsunami and Submergence
Wife Impression: "Is this Dream Thea .... oh, nevermind""
My Impression: Drawing Moustache on the Mona Lisa
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 11:11:48 AM
I guess Forget Not was also sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 11:13:41 AM
Surely, someone didn't send you Dimmu Borgir's cover of Perfect Strangers?! If they did, that would be funny as hell.  :lol

EDIT: I get it now. Children of Grunge = Progenies of the Great Apocalypse  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 11:16:24 AM
No Way :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Crow on April 15, 2020, 11:17:17 AM
forget not was sent and it -wasn't- the one indi picked? huh  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 11:18:18 AM
I fell in love with the ugly sister
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 11:21:05 AM
I fell in love with the ugly sister

In her tango dress?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: jingle.boy on April 15, 2020, 11:42:28 AM
I fell in love with the ugly sister

In her tango dress?

It's the Iron Shiekess.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 12:12:53 PM
Song #6:

Sacul: Gasp - Memento Sigh - Amnesia

Wife Impression: "Wait ... this kinda turns me on"

My Impression: "Purrrrrrr"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 12:25:05 PM
Song #7:

?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question

Step-daughter Impression: "SUPERCOOL!"

My Impression: "We're busy, honey ... DON'T COME UPSTAIRS!"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Evermind on April 15, 2020, 12:29:55 PM
Song #6:

?: Gasp - Memento

Wife Impression: "Wait ... this kinda turns me on"

My Impression: "Purrrrrrr"

Sigh - Amnesia?

Song #7:

?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question

Step-daughter Impression: "SUPERCOOL!"

My Impression: "We're busy, honey ... DON'T COME UPSTAIRS!"

Ludicra - Why Conquer? by Puppies probably
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 12:38:51 PM
Sigh - Amnesia?

Well, it's probably not Suffocation - Caught Between Two Worlds. I don't think any of us would be that risky.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Evermind on April 15, 2020, 12:41:31 PM
Updated the post above and I think Sigh is either Cyril or Sacul, someone posted that album in that old weekly album thread I did a few years ago.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 12:43:35 PM
That's right. Cyril was pimping Sigh. that's the album with the Asian girl watering flowers on it, IIRC.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Crow on April 15, 2020, 12:47:57 PM
scorpion was the one who posted that album  :lol
i've heard it and i like it but i've never been a huge sigh fan overall
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 12:48:15 PM
Gotta admit, that's a pretty cool advant-guarde tune!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 12:55:39 PM
Gotta admit, that's a pretty cool advant-guarde tune!

Yeah, I think Indiscipline may like it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 01:08:33 PM
Song #8:

?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session

Wife Impression: "That's it, you just had to go and invite Satan"

My Impression: THAT didn't come from a human being.




That's all for today, folks.

Ironically, this is the musically strongest round so far.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 01:09:17 PM
scorpion

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GlossyPlushBangeltiger-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: romdrums on April 15, 2020, 01:13:49 PM
Song #8:

?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session

Wife Impression: "That's it, you just had to go and invite Satan"

My Impression: THAT didn't come from a human being.




That's all for today, folks.

Ironically, this is the musically strongest round so far.

 :rollin  :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 15, 2020, 01:17:15 PM

Ironically, this is the musically strongest round so far.

I think if you can slowly learn to at least tolerate some harsh vocals, you can really open yourself up to some of the best new music being released today.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 15, 2020, 01:18:37 PM
With all these people sending you multiple tracks, do you listen to all of them before picking whatever song it is you're throwing on here?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Train of Naught on April 15, 2020, 01:20:48 PM
Oh wow, you actually took Plague over Forget Not! That was my first choice, but I thought Forget Not would be safer because less harshies. Succumb to the tango my friend :yarr

Can you believe they used to make us study ancient latin and greek in high school around here?
They still do in The Netherlands :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Crow on April 15, 2020, 01:20:54 PM

Ironically, this is the musically strongest round so far.

I think if you can slowly learn to at least tolerate some harsh vocals, you can really open yourself up to some of the best new music being released today.
spoken like a true "i ran a growls round once and now i'm way into music with growls"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 15, 2020, 01:25:53 PM

Ironically, this is the musically strongest round so far.

I think if you can slowly learn to at least tolerate some harsh vocals, you can really open yourself up to some of the best new music being released today.

(https://i.imgur.com/EI7UHrL.gif)

With all these people sending you multiple tracks, do you listen to all of them before picking whatever song it is you're throwing on here?

Each and every note and grunt

Oh wow, you actually took Plague over Forget Not! That was my first choice, but I thought Forget Not would be safer because less harshies. Succumb to the tango my friend :yarr

Can you believe they used to make us study ancient latin and greek in high school around here?
They still do in The Netherlands :lol

Reason #766 I focking love the Netherlands. I have AMAZING Netherlands stories.

And honestly, the one I picked is by far the better song
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 15, 2020, 01:32:48 PM
And honestly, the one I picked is by far the better song

Agreed.

Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken

Wouldn't that be great if the answer to this was Between the Buried and Me?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: wolfking on April 15, 2020, 07:18:09 PM
Stadler sent Motorhead for a growlie round?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/p0RDMJGgMXF96/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: wolfking on April 15, 2020, 07:18:59 PM
Euphoreon - Mirrors

Winner.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Sacul on April 15, 2020, 09:06:34 PM
Gotta admit, that's a pretty cool advant-guarde tune!

Yeah, I think Indiscipline may like it.
Yeah, was running out of ideas until I remembered that band, and upon checking that track, knew our host would at least find it interesting  :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Stadler on April 15, 2020, 09:53:17 PM
Stadler sent Motorhead for a growlie round?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/p0RDMJGgMXF96/giphy.gif)

Yep.   :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Cool Chris on April 15, 2020, 11:28:43 PM
I think if you can slowly learn to at least tolerate some harsh vocals, you can really open yourself up to some of the best new music being released today.

Nothing I have ever liked when it comes to music involved anything I "slowly learned to tolerate." 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 12:08:01 AM
I'm going to have to make a playlist of this round. It's shaping up to be outstanding!

This would be a gross misuse of the word "outstanding".
What's that word you like to use? Oh yeah, TASTES!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: wolfking on April 16, 2020, 12:21:02 AM
I think if you can slowly learn to at least tolerate some harsh vocals, you can really open yourself up to some of the best new music being released today.

Nothing I have ever liked when it comes to music involved anything I "slowly learned to tolerate."

The tolerating doesn't last long.  You tolerate for a very short period of time, but then your opinion quickly changes to 'holy motherfucker these vocals are awesome.' 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 12:22:40 AM
I think if you can slowly learn to at least tolerate some harsh vocals, you can really open yourself up to some of the best new music being released today.

Nothing I have ever liked when it comes to music involved anything I "slowly learned to tolerate."

The tolerating doesn't last long.  You tolerate for a very short period of time, but then your opinion quickly changes to 'holy motherfucker these vocals are awesome.'
^ Pretty much this. ^

 I used to hate harsh vocals. Of course that was now close to 20 years ago.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 12:59:38 AM
tbh there's some harsh vocal styles i dislike but tolerate because the music is good enough (mostly lower-ranged growls & metalcore harshes) tho there are exceptions, but then there's others that definitely do enhance the music positively (black metal, post-hardcore harshes)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 04:46:52 AM
I think if you can slowly learn to at least tolerate some harsh vocals, you can really open yourself up to some of the best new music being released today.

Nothing I have ever liked when it comes to music involved anything I "slowly learned to tolerate."

:hifive:

Said it before, and I'll say it again... there is already too much incredible music out there to discover (that I know I'll instantly love), I have no desire to work thru a 'tolerate' phase.  I never saw a need to go thru 'tolerating' something in order to love it - not with my job, my house, my wife, my food, my friends .... if I don't like it, I move on.  For music, that also includes non-growls.  I'm not completely anti-growl... I can enjoy them when they are tasteful and used in moderation - kinda like brussel sprouts, or Parisians.   :lol

I'm going to have to make a playlist of this round. It's shaping up to be outstanding!

This would be a gross misuse of the word "outstanding".
What's that word you like to use? Oh yeah, TASTES!  :biggrin:

(https://i.imgur.com/f7FdEdG_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 05:20:05 AM
So, had Mrs Discipline recharged yet?  :heybaby:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: wolfking on April 16, 2020, 05:28:14 AM
Personally I wouldn't have even called it tolerating. It was also a point, for me anyway, when you first hear something with growls there's that voice that says 'you can't like these ridiculous vocals, it isn't singing.'  But then you find yourself going back and it's almost like a guilty pleasure.  You almost basically submit and 'fuck it, these vocals are brilliant.' It goes from there.

Pretty sure the song that got me going was Follow the Reaper from Bodom.  I remember hearing it and was so intrigued  and it didn't take long to love the whole thing.

I just personally don't understand why some are so anti growls, but tastes as we all say.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 05:39:54 AM
I never saw a need to go thru 'tolerating' something in order to love it.

Said no scotch lover, ever. You sir, are a liar.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 05:50:56 AM
So, had Mrs Discipline recharged yet?  :heybaby:

Oh, she's peachy. Just had this conversation:


"Petal, help me with this, have I grown to love you after years of tolerating or am I tolerating you now that the spark of love has weakened?"

"Well, eat a dick and choke on blood, you bloody ponce?"

"I love you"





The truth is they growl on you.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 05:55:41 AM
I never saw a need to go thru 'tolerating' something in order to love it.

Said no scotch lover, ever. You sir, are a liar.

You are somewhat right, but mostly wrong.  My first scotch experience (in my early 20s) was Johnny Walker Red.  Never went back to it after that for about 10 years - as I'm sure you would understand.  Then, someone poured me some Johnny Walker Blue.  One sip of that, and I was a scotch lover.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 06:00:53 AM
"Petal, ..."

This is the cutest pet name ever!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 06:06:05 AM
Said it before, and I'll say it again... there is already too much incredible music out there to discover (that I know I'll instantly love), I have no desire to work thru a 'tolerate' phase. 

I don't even know how true that is. I check 3 new album tickers every Friday, plus my Spotify Release Radar, as well as DTF rec's, and it's rare that I'll find something I really really like, never mind instantly love.

Take Symphonic Metal. I don't like it. But I may sample a new album anyway to see how bearable it is.


I haven't embraced harsh vocals as a favorite genre. It's just that I'm willing to (for lack of a better word) tolerate them to at least explore new music. And my experience over the last few years is that this is some of the most thoughtful and interesting music currently.

There's only been a handful of albums that I out and out love. Most of it, I separate into cool, pretty cool, and yeah OK buckets, or frankly not for me buckets. Just like the clean vocals bands.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 06:14:07 AM
"Petal, ..."

This is the cutest pet name ever!

I'm pretty sure she called him "Thorn.."
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 06:19:35 AM
I listen to soooo many new albums every week and honestly a lot of the shitty ones have entirely clean vocals and some of the most amazing music has growls. I give every album I listen to a chance to get through the first 1-3 songs before I make a decision to move on.

Most of the styles of metal I like with clean vocals have put out dreadful music this year, whereas I'm finding INSANELY creative music with harsh vox. I had to completely shift my mental approach to music to shake it all up. I think I'm with Tim. It's rare I'll find something I *love* but being exposed to something new is never boring.

As Chad says... TASTES!! Wait, Chad, a lack of taste may indicate COVID-19.. you feeling hot?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: bl5150 on April 16, 2020, 06:19:46 AM
Personally I wouldn't have even called it tolerating. It was also a point, for me anyway, when you first hear something with growls there's that voice that says 'you can't like these ridiculous vocals, it isn't singing.'  But then you find yourself going back and it's almost like a guilty pleasure.  You almost basically submit and 'fuck it, these vocals are brilliant.' It goes from there.

Pretty sure the song that got me going was Follow the Reaper from Bodom.  I remember hearing it and was so intrigued  and it didn't take long to love the whole thing.

I just personally don't understand why some are so anti growls, but tastes as we all say.

I can't stand growls for the most part (small doses at best) but I do enjoy Follow The Reaper.  Plenty of their stuff I have sampled hasn't impressed but yeah.............good song. The main metal show I listened to as a kid had everything from Van Halen to Napalm Death so I certainly heard plenty of it growing up - in the end if the music gets me really interested I can often get past the vocals.   Just doesn't happen very often in the growly genres.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 06:28:38 AM

As Chad says... TASTES!! Wait, Chad, a lack of taste may indicate COVID-19.. you feeling hot?  :lol

 :rollin :rollin :rollin

 :rollin :rollin :rollin


Time to take temp.
(https://i.redd.it/3fbq817hmpx01.jpg)


Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 06:32:02 AM
 :lol :rollin :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: ariich on April 16, 2020, 06:37:23 AM
Pretty sure the song that got me going was Follow the Reaper from Bodom.  I remember hearing it and was so intrigued  and it didn't take long to love the whole thing.
Neat, the first harsh vocals I ever liked were Bodom as well, a friend played me a bunch of songs from both Reaper and Hatebreeder.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 06:48:30 AM
Song #7:

?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question

Step-daughter Impression: "SUPERCOOL!"

My Impression: "We're busy, honey ... DON'T COME UPSTAIRS!"

Anyone have an idea for what this could be?

Oh, and this one too.

Song #8:

?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session

Wife Impression: "That's it, you just had to go and invite Satan"

My Impression: THAT didn't come from a human being.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 07:00:58 AM
Thanks Gregg


Song #9:

jingle: My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg - What the Wife Is Feeling Right Now


Wife Impression: "We're doing this AGAIN? CoVid plese take me away ..."

My Impression: Beauty and the Beasts
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 07:03:41 AM
Thanks Gregg

You're welcome, Petal.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 07:07:14 AM
Thanks Gregg

You're welcome, Petal.

I tolerate you so much  :heart
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 07:07:15 AM
My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg

alexisonfire (?)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 07:08:10 AM
Song #9:

My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg

Indigg?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 07:17:23 AM
Song #10:

?: Phoenician City of the Moon - Luka Doncic to Larry Bird Opeth -

Wife Impression: "Oooo this is nice and ... and here's the prince of darkness once again

My Impression: Unique Maddening Progressive Brutality
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 07:26:12 AM
My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg

alexisonfire (?)

Igorrrrrrrr (?)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 07:37:28 AM
15 guests viewing this thread! Peeping Toms, the lot of you!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2020, 07:39:40 AM
15 guests viewing this thread! Peeping Toms, the lot of you!

That's what happens when Tim posts a phallic thermometer.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 07:57:46 AM
Song #11:

?: No Saving Throws Alpha - Locke Hunting Boar


Wife Impression: "Mmmm, I suddenly feel the need to take temp"

My Impression: I Am Focking Speechless
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 07:59:30 AM
Take Symphonic Metal. I don't like it. But I may sample a new album anyway to see how bearable it is.

I think if you can slowly learn to at least tolerate some harsh operatic vocals and symphonic styles, you can really open yourself up to some of the best new music being released today amazing music.

See, it works on many different levels!   ;D

Also, I'm not sure if I'm the beauty, or the beast.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 08:16:08 AM
Chad as old as time, true as it can be ...


Song #12:

Cyril?: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt Thy Catafalque -


Step-Daughter Impression: "Let's PARTY!"

My Impression: Your powers are still not to be underestimated
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 08:20:07 AM
Song #12:

?: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt

That's Cyril

Thy Catafalque?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 08:27:24 AM
Song #10:

?: Phoenician City of the Moon - Luka Doncic to Larry Bird

Wife Impression: "Oooo this is nice and ... and here's the prince of darkness once again

My Impression: Unique Maddening Progressive Brutality
Opeth?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 08:30:03 AM
?: Phoenician City of the Moon
Opeth?

Has to be :facepalm:  should have caught that as well.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 08:33:27 AM
Song #1:

Train: Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
Wife Impression: "Oooh, let's dance tango! That's a wond ... WHATTAFOCK?"
My Impression: Don't Growl for me Argentina


Song #2:

TAC: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them Euphoreon - Mirrors
Wife Impression: "We were meant to meet THIS guy this summer?"
My Impression: Dovakhin focked up his throat


Song #3:

Stadler: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old. Motorhead - One Track Mind
Wife Impression: "This guy sounds like your grandma."
My Impression: "Yeah, if she quit smoking"


Song #4:

?: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge  Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Wife Impression: "Where's the lawyer's phone number?"
My Impression: Popeye Gurgling Goat Blood and Spinach


Song #5:

lonestar: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina Allegaeon - Tsunami and Submergence
Wife Impression: "Is this Dream Thea .... oh, nevermind""
My Impression: Drawing Moustache on the Mona Lisa
[/quote]


Song #6:

Sacul: Gasp - Memento Sigh - Amnesia
Wife Impression: "Wait ... this kinda turns me on"
My Impression: "Purrrrrrr"


Song #7:

?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question
Step-daughter Impression: "SUPERCOOL!"
My Impression: "We're busy, honey ... DON'T COME UPSTAIRS!"


Song #8:

?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session
Wife Impression: "That's it, you just had to go and invite Satan"
My Impression: THAT didn't come from a human being.


Song #9:

jingle: My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg - What the Wife Is Feeling Right Now
Wife Impression: "We're doing this AGAIN? CoVid plese take me away ..."
My Impression: Beauty and the Beasts


Song #10:

?: Phoenician City of the Moon - Luka Doncic to Larry Bird Opeth - Heir Apparent
Wife Impression: "Oooo this is nice and ... and here's the prince of darkness once again
My Impression: Unique Maddening Progressive Brutality


Song #11:

?: No Saving Throws Alpha - Locke Hunting Boar
Wife Impression: "Mmmm, I suddenly feel the need to take temp"
My Impression: I Am Focking Speechless


Song #12:

Cyril: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt Thy Catafalque -
Step-Daughter Impression: "Let's PARTY!"
My Impression: Your powers are still not to be underestimated
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 08:34:16 AM
Hmmm I don't think mine has been listed yet
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 08:34:53 AM
Hmmm I don't think mine has been listed yet

I'm not sure either :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 08:36:51 AM
Opeth-Heir Apparent?

That's cheating! Must be Evermind
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 08:39:40 AM
That's cheating!

 ???
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 08:40:10 AM

Katt, Elite, one of you is right.



Song #13:


?:Indian Incense Wood - Quasimodo, Exactly One Year Ago

Wife Impression: "Please, tell me it's gonna stay this way!"

My Impression: Foreplay and Rape
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 08:43:22 AM
Katt, Elite, one of you is right.

I'll explain later!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 08:43:49 AM
Well, #13 might be mine.

About as likely as any other.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on April 16, 2020, 08:50:16 AM
Quote
Cyril: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt Thy Catafalque -

Well this could be literally any of their songs, but I'm guessing it's that fifteen minute one from Sgurr? (Oldodo something something whatever) :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 08:52:45 AM
Oldodo it is!

Song #1:

Train: Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
Wife Impression: "Oooh, let's dance tango! That's a wond ... WHATTAFOCK?"
My Impression: Don't Growl for me Argentina


Song #2:

TAC: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them Euphoreon - Mirrors
Wife Impression: "We were meant to meet THIS guy this summer?"
My Impression: Dovakhin focked up his throat


Song #3:

Stadler: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old. Motorhead - One Track Mind
Wife Impression: "This guy sounds like your grandma."
My Impression: "Yeah, if she quit smoking"


Song #4:

?: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge  Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Wife Impression: "Where's the lawyer's phone number?"
My Impression: Popeye Gurgling Goat Blood and Spinach


Song #5:

lonestar: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina Allegaeon - Tsunami and Submergence
Wife Impression: "Is this Dream Thea .... oh, nevermind""
My Impression: Drawing Moustache on the Mona Lisa


Song #6:

Sacul: Gasp - Memento Sigh - Amnesia
Wife Impression: "Wait ... this kinda turns me on"
My Impression: "Purrrrrrr"


Song #7:

?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question
Step-daughter Impression: "SUPERCOOL!"
My Impression: "We're busy, honey ... DON'T COME UPSTAIRS!"


Song #8:

?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session
Wife Impression: "That's it, you just had to go and invite Satan"
My Impression: THAT didn't come from a human being.


Song #9:

jingle: My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg - What the Wife Is Feeling Right Now Flaming Row - Rage of Despair
Wife Impression: "We're doing this AGAIN? CoVid plese take me away ..."
My Impression: Beauty and the Beasts


Song #10:

Podaar: Phoenician City of the Moon - Luka Doncic to Larry Bird Opeth - Heir Apparent
Wife Impression: "Oooo this is nice and ... and here's the prince of darkness once again
My Impression: Unique Maddening Progressive Brutality


Song #11:

?: No Saving Throws Alpha - Locke Hunting Boar Deathspell Omega -
Wife Impression: "Mmmm, I suddenly feel the need to take temp"
My Impression: I Am Focking Speechless


Song #12:

Cyril: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban
Step-Daughter Impression: "Let's PARTY!"
My Impression: Your powers are still not to be underestimated



Song #13:

Evermind:Indian Incense Wood - Quasimodo, Exactly One Year Ago
Wife Impression: "Please, tell me it's gonna stay this way!"
My Impression: Foreplay and Rape


Song #14:

?: Without X - Forgotten

Wife Impression: "Fock you, understand?"

My Impression: Battered and Bruised
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Evermind on April 16, 2020, 08:55:08 AM
Okay okay stop, #7 is guessed or was I wrong? Granted, I edited it after a few minutes but still.

Song #7:

?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question

Step-daughter Impression: "SUPERCOOL!"

My Impression: "We're busy, honey ... DON'T COME UPSTAIRS!"

Ludicra - Why Conquer? by Puppies probably
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 08:57:09 AM
I am stopped!


You were wrong  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Evermind on April 16, 2020, 08:57:34 AM
Song #11:

?: No Saving Throws Alpha - Locke Hunting Boar

Wife Impression: "Mmmm, I suddenly feel the need to take temp"

My Impression: I Am Focking Speechless

Deathspell Omega


Song #13:

?:Indian Incense Wood - Quasimodo, Exactly One Year Ago

Wife Impression: "Please, tell me it's gonna stay this way!"

My Impression: Foreplay and Rape

Man I bet this is mine, and "Please, tell me it's gonna stay this way!" was exactly my reaction when I listened to it the first time.

I am stopped!


You were wrong  :P

Oh nooo :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 09:00:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/m4CLVoe.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 09:07:05 AM
That's cheating!

 ???

Apparently Podaar sent Opeth.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 09:10:19 AM
That's cheating!

 ???

Apparently Podaar sent Opeth.

Okay, so that's been confirmed by Indi, explain what you mean. In what way is that cheating?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Evermind on April 16, 2020, 09:13:34 AM
Quote
My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg - What the Wife Is Feeling Right Now

This isn't Flaming Row - Rage of Despair, right? I thought that's what Chad was going to send.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: lonestar on April 16, 2020, 09:15:19 AM
Lots to catch up on...but a few thoughts...

-Motorhead being considered 'orc' vocals is a stretch at best.

-Really bummed nobody sent Ghosts of Perdition, would have loved to see the reaction to 0.08

-Jingle sent the only orc vocal song he knows and tolerates. I won't guess since I had advanced knowledge.

-Hoping to spend some time today with other submissions, always on the lookout for new brutality.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 09:21:39 AM
Podaar: Opeth - Heir Apparent

what :lol :eek


okay, in that case (and I thought so) mine was listened to already indeed.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 09:41:07 AM
Quote
My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg - What the Wife Is Feeling Right Now

This isn't Flaming Row - Rage of Despair, right? I thought that's what Chad was going to send.

It is!


Lots to catch up on...but a few thoughts...

-Motorhead being considered 'orc' vocals is a stretch at best.


Ok, absolutely not arguing with you bud, but I'm seizing the opportunity to clarify a point because I hate to hang a pal to dry.

Long story longer, Stads sent me a lovely Norah Jones tune on the premise he hates growls as I do and wanted to show me the reason we are right. It is a very ballsy move, as ballsy as the Donna Summer one that basically won him last round and fully caught this roulette's silly spirit, but, alas, besides the point of this round

As alternative he sent me Motorhead because, as in jingle's case, it features the only rough vocals he knows and tolerates; I approved because A) Honesty: he could have googled, say,  Impaled Atheist Hairy Weregoat Necrosis' Best Song and sent it blind, B) For my pussy sommelier ears Lemmy's voice is in the realm of harsh

So laugh at me, people, not at Stads  :lol

-Really bummed nobody sent Ghosts of Perdition, would have loved to see the reaction to 0.08


Let's do it!






*youtubes the tune* ....





Wife Impression: "That's it. I'm gonna pull a Bobbitt"

My Impression:


(https://i.imgur.com/quLgvjT.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 09:42:24 AM
AHA! THAT one has to be mine.

EDIT: No it isn't, it's Ghost of Perdition. Katt confirmed to be unable to read  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 09:45:14 AM
Song #15:

?: Sword Bearer - Steve Austin's Knees

Wife Impression: "I like the Morricone bit!"

My Impression: Wild Arms Manowar Growls
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 09:58:01 AM
Song #16:

?: Latin Keeps You Awake - A Quasi Weiss&Hickman Title

Wife Impression: "ssssssssnoooooorrrrrrrrre"

My Impression: Didn't expect the vocals to be the most interesting part

EDIT: Not Katt's
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 10:07:49 AM
yeah i figured out of the three i sent that'd be your favorite, despite the length  :P

the other two i sent;
The Ocean - Stenian
Anciients - Ibex Eye

both these are significantly more metal than that Thy Catafalque song
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 10:08:48 AM
-Jingle sent the only orc vocal song he knows and tolerates. I won't guess since I had advanced knowledge.

That didn't stop Ruslan!

re: "only orc vocal song he knows and tolerates"... Not true. There are others, but Rage of Despair has the *most* growlies that I actually enjoy (because of the context of the song).  Ayreon has a few, but I already played them.  Heavy Devy... I think Indi knows him already.  There are a few other songs here-and-there, but most are average on the jingle scale.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 10:10:48 AM
I think rage of despair has more growls than the song i sent tbh
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 10:12:34 AM
-Jingle sent the only orc vocal song he knows and tolerates. I won't guess since I had advanced knowledge.

That didn't stop Ruslan!

Ruslan knows what we are sending before we do.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 10:22:39 AM
-Jingle sent the only orc vocal song he knows and tolerates. I won't guess since I had advanced knowledge.

That didn't stop Ruslan!

Ruslan knows what we are sending before we do.

Oh, those Russians.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: ariich on April 16, 2020, 10:25:50 AM
Mine doesn't bode very well. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: lonestar on April 16, 2020, 10:28:15 AM

Anciients - Ibex Eye



I was close to sending this as well, but I've had a hard on for Allegaeon  lately. The growls in Ibex Eye are so perfect for the track, just a killer fucking tune beginning to end.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 10:28:25 AM
Mine doesn't bode very well. :lol

Did you send Dimmu Borgir?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 11:04:10 AM
Song #15:

?: Sword Bearer - Steve Austin's Knees

Wife Impression: "I like the Morricone bit!"

My Impression: Wild Arms Manowar Growls

Absolutely certain this is mine, now guess what it is :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 11:23:17 AM
Huntsmen / Bone Cathedral

Thanks last.fm!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 11:24:50 AM
Huntsmen / Bone Cathedral

Huntsmen have new music? :o :o :o
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 11:30:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/D3SQuf2.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 11:50:15 AM
Huntsmen / Bone Cathedral

Thanks last.fm!

And you still completely whiffed!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 11:50:41 AM
Huntsmen / Bone Cathedral

Huntsmen have new music? :o :o :o

Mandala of Fear, came out a month ago.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Sacul on April 16, 2020, 11:51:57 AM
I'm finding INSANELY creative music with harsh vox.
I'd partially agree with the sentiment, however it's rarely been the case for me with growls / shrieks, as those are usually found in black and death metal and similar and those genres have never really moved me - and boi have I tried. Gimme some hardcore screams tho, that shit's cathartic :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 12:05:03 PM
Huntsmen / Bone Cathedral

Thanks last.fm!

And you still completely whiffed!

But c'mon, it was totally a legit guess!  Tell me Stone Cold's knees aren't a Bone Cathedral!   :rollin 

Guess I gotta go back further in your listening history.  brb
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 12:06:57 PM
Ensiferum - Stone Cold Metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2020, 12:08:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/D3SQuf2.gif)

You need the Dikembe Mutombo finger wag gif.  That's iconic.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 12:09:47 PM
Given Indi's edit above, I'm confused as to what song is Katt's now?

Coffeinne?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 12:12:07 PM
I’m confused as hell with everything happening in this roulette, but this last round in particular :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 12:12:49 PM
My bad, wrong edit. I'll finger wag myself.


(https://i.imgur.com/yxMXM4I.gif)


Here's the correct tally:


Song #1:

Train: Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
Wife Impression: "Oooh, let's dance tango! That's a wond ... WHATTAFOCK?"
My Impression: Don't Growl for me Argentina


Song #2:

TAC: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them Euphoreon - Mirrors
Wife Impression: "We were meant to meet THIS guy this summer?"
My Impression: Dovakhin focked up his throat


Song #3:

Stadler: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old. Motorhead - One Track Mind
Wife Impression: "This guy sounds like your grandma."
My Impression: "Yeah, if she quit smoking"


Song #4:

?: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge  Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Wife Impression: "Where's the lawyer's phone number?"
My Impression: Popeye Gurgling Goat Blood and Spinach


Song #5:

lonestar: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina Allegaeon - Tsunami and Submergence
Wife Impression: "Is this Dream Thea .... oh, nevermind""
My Impression: Drawing Moustache on the Mona Lisa


Song #6:

Sacul: Gasp - Memento Sigh - Amnesia
Wife Impression: "Wait ... this kinda turns me on"
My Impression: "Purrrrrrr"


Song #7:

?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question
Step-daughter Impression: "SUPERCOOL!"
My Impression: "We're busy, honey ... DON'T COME UPSTAIRS!"


Song #8:

?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session
Wife Impression: "That's it, you just had to go and invite Satan"
My Impression: THAT didn't come from a human being.


Song #9:

jingle: My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg - What the Wife Is Feeling Right Now Flaming Row - Rage of Despair
Wife Impression: "We're doing this AGAIN? CoVid plese take me away ..."
My Impression: Beauty and the Beasts


Song #10:

Podaar: Phoenician City of the Moon - Luka Doncic to Larry Bird Opeth - Heir Apparent
Wife Impression: "Oooo this is nice and ... and here's the prince of darkness once again
My Impression: Unique Maddening Progressive Brutality


Song #11:

?: No Saving Throws Alpha - Locke Hunting Boar Deathspell Omega -
Wife Impression: "Mmmm, I suddenly feel the need to take temp"
My Impression: I Am Focking Speechless


Song #12:

Cyril: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban
Step-Daughter Impression: "Let's PARTY!"
My Impression: Your powers are still not to be underestimated



Song #13:

Evermind:Indian Incense Wood - Quasimodo, Exactly One Year Ago Agalloch - Our Fortress Is Burning
Wife Impression: "Please, tell me it's gonna stay this way!"
My Impression: Foreplay and Rape



Song #14:

?: Without X - Forgotten
Wife Impression: "Fock you, understand?"
My Impression: Battered and Bruised


Song #15:

Katt: Sword Bearer - Steve Austin's Knees Ensiferum - Stone Cold Metal
Wife Impression: "I like the Morricone bit!"
My Impression: Wild Arms Manowar Growls


Song #16:

?: Latin Keeps You Awake - A Quasi Weiss&Hickman Title
Wife Impression: "ssssssssnoooooorrrrrrrrre"
My Impression: Didn't expect the vocals to be the most interesting part
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 12:17:02 PM
A Quasi Weiss&Hickman Title

It must have the word dragon in there somewhere.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 12:31:58 PM
Given Indi's edit above, I'm confused as to what song is Katt's now?

Coffeinne?

It's like you don't even know me. I'm insulted you'd think I'd send COFFEINNE to someone!  :lol

Chad, we're having Katt Taste Education at 8 AM Saturday.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Cool Chris on April 16, 2020, 12:40:11 PM
I’m confused as hell with everything happening in this roulette, but this last round in particular :lol

I was slow figuring it all out, finally had it click somewhere in the middle of Round 1, and now I am lost as well! But not being a fan of growlies, I didn't have one song in my library (physical, digital, or mental) that is all growlie (I have lots of growlie/girlie duet songs I enjoy but that didn't meet the criteria)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 12:45:13 PM
Evermind sent Agalloch
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Evermind on April 16, 2020, 12:45:33 PM
Sure did
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on April 16, 2020, 12:48:03 PM
Evermind sent Agalloch

Our Fortress Is Burning
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 12:48:58 PM
I’m confused as hell with everything happening in this roulette, but this last round in particular :lol

I was slow figuring it all out, finally had it click somewhere in the middle of Round 1, and now I am lost as well! But not being a fan of growlies, I didn't have one song in my library (physical, digital, or mental) that is all growlie (I have lots of growlie/girlie duet songs I enjoy but that didn't meet the criteria)

You are absolutely still in time to send a growlie/girlie duet of your liking. In fact, I'd like it very much.  :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 12:50:06 PM
Our Fortress Is Burning... Pt. II - Bloodbirds to be precise
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Evermind on April 16, 2020, 12:50:16 PM
Evermind sent Agalloch

Our Fortress Is Burning

Sure is

Our Fortress Is Burning... Pt. II - Bloodbirds to be precise

It's actually both I and II :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: ariich on April 16, 2020, 01:18:39 PM
Mine doesn't bode very well. :lol

Did you send Dimmu Borgir?
I did not.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 01:19:23 PM
Our Fortress Is Burning... Pt. II - Bloodbirds to be precise

It's actually both I and II :biggrin:

You slyboots
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on April 16, 2020, 01:37:45 PM
Our Fortress Is Burning... Pt. II - Bloodbirds to be precise

It's actually both I and II :biggrin:

You slyboots

Sending Pt. II without Pt. I would be skipping the foreplay and going straight to the... well, you know.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Evermind on April 16, 2020, 01:39:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/f7FdEdG_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 01:40:03 PM
Quasimodo, Exactly One Year Ago

This is amazing. This quy's imagination and ability to come up with the most random-ass shit, as well as whipping out obscure pop-cult references coupled with actual things that happened is absolutely astounding.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 01:40:30 PM
Our Fortress Is Burning... Pt. II - Bloodbirds to be precise

It's actually both I and II :biggrin:

You slyboots

Sending Pt. II without Pt. I would be skipping the foreplay and going straight to the... well, you know.

My only issue with this is that they're both distinct, separate songs, literally different tracks on the album, so it's like a 2-for-1. Unless Indi's only going with one part? idk. Doesn't really bother me either way.

Quasimodo, Exactly One Year Ago

This is amazing. This quy's imagination and ability to come up with the most random-ass shit, as well as whipping out obscure pop-cult references coupled with actual things that happened is absolutely astounding.

Also, this. Seriously, it's an art form
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 01:46:19 PM
Given Indi's edit above, I'm confused as to what song is Katt's now?

Coffeinne?

It's like you don't even know me. I'm insulted you'd think I'd send COFFEINNE to someone!  :lol

Chad, we're having Katt Taste Education at 8 AM Saturday.

Well, to be honest I'd never even heard of Coffeinne until I saw it in your last.fm feed, and have never heard a note of them.  I only guessed it because Indi wrong-edited your submission as "Latin Keeps You Awake", so Coffeinne seemed as legit a guess as any to throw out.

Edit... just randomly clicked play on there latest release, and this is pretty damned good!  Thanks for the recc MJ!   :tup  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 01:47:47 PM
ev is a coward for not sending part III as well
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Evermind on April 16, 2020, 01:48:13 PM
My only issue with this is that they're both distinct, separate songs, literally different tracks on the album, so it's like a 2-for-1. Unless Indi's only going with one part? idk. Doesn't really bother me either way.

I disagree with this a bit, but I think the fact that I was sent both parts in my roulette may be a part of it. I feel like they're one song with two parts (also screw part III). Also I gave him a YouTube video where both parts are combined so I think he's going with both.

ev is a coward for not sending part III as well

(also screw part III)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on April 16, 2020, 01:48:45 PM
My only issue with this is that they're both distinct, separate songs, literally different tracks on the album, so it's like a 2-for-1. Unless Indi's only going with one part? idk. Doesn't really bother me either way.


I don't think "distinct, separate songs" and "different tracks on the album" are one and the same; plenty of bands will split up what is very much a single song into multiple tracks. Pt. I and II of Our Fortress Is Burning are very much the same song imo, whereas Pt. III is more of its own thing. And to continue the analogy, Pt. III would be the post-coitus regret and self-loathing. :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 01:48:54 PM
Given Indi's edit above, I'm confused as to what song is Katt's now?

Coffeinne?

It's like you don't even know me. I'm insulted you'd think I'd send COFFEINNE to someone!  :lol

Chad, we're having Katt Taste Education at 8 AM Saturday.

Well, to be honest I'd never even heard of Coffeinne until I saw it in your last.fm feed, and have never heard a note of them.  I only guessed it because Indi wrong-edited your submission as "Latin Keeps You Awake", so Coffeinne seemed as legit a guess as any to throw out.

Edit... just randomly clicked play on there latest release, and this is pretty damned good!  Thanks for the recc MJ!   :tup  :lol

If you say so! There's a couple songs that are ight  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 01:49:30 PM
Screw part III? SCREW PART III? You're no Evermind of mine!

Yeah I know it's "one" song with three parts, but each part IS a distinct song on its own as well, and by that logic you're not sending 1/3rd of a complete song by skipping The Grain, so I don't get that either. But either way, it's one of the greatest songs on one of the greatest albums ever, so it's cool with me  :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Evermind on April 16, 2020, 01:50:29 PM
I've listened to the whole album twice. After that, I always stop it after Part 2. I feel it's the perfect ending for the album.

This is the roulette where people send Motorhead for the growlie round (also I think Stadler did the same in my roulette :biggrin: ) and Avantasia twice, I think that sending only two parts out of three from that Agalloch song is acceptable. :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Train of Naught on April 16, 2020, 01:51:07 PM
Quote
Song #12:

Cyril: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban
:rollin

Great tune and band though
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 01:58:06 PM
If part III escalates what happens in part II, it was extremely wise to cut it off.

I believe in deregulated submitting anyways.

egalitθ fraternitθ libertθ

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 01:59:57 PM
Part 3 is all ambient "noise" made with looping electric guitar sounds :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Stadler on April 16, 2020, 02:02:25 PM
I've listened to the whole album twice. After that, I always stop it after Part 2. I feel it's the perfect ending for the album.

This is the roulette where people send Motorhead for the growlie round (also I think Stadler did the same in my roulette :biggrin: ) and Avantasia twice, I think that sending only two parts out of three from that Agalloch song is acceptable. :P

Indiscipline didn't spill the beans, but my first song was, no lie, Norah Jones, "Don't Know Why", as sort of the "anti-growl".  I did NOT send Motorhead thinking it was going to suffice, I sent it as a metaphorical throwing in of the towel.  I've tried; believe me, I've tried, and as much as I LOVE watching Tatiana Smailyuk perform, it's just SOOO hard to listen to.  I just have no ammo in the growlie gun.  So don't use my submission as any sort of standard of what's acceptable; I'd be the first to argue it's bullshit and NOT acceptable.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Real Time HangImpressions of Wife and Orcs
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 02:07:07 PM
Except I suppressed my Italian half and spilled the beans:  :laugh:

Lots to catch up on...but a few thoughts...

-Motorhead being considered 'orc' vocals is a stretch at best.


Ok, absolutely not arguing with you bud, but I'm seizing the opportunity to clarify a point because I hate to hang a pal to dry.

Long story longer, Stads sent me a lovely Norah Jones tune on the premise he hates growls as I do and wanted to show me the reason we are right. It is a very ballsy move, as ballsy as the Donna Summer one that basically won him last round and fully caught this roulette's silly spirit, but, alas, besides the point of this round

As alternative he sent me Motorhead because, as in jingle's case, it features the only rough vocals he knows and tolerates; I approved because A) Honesty: he could have googled, say,  Impaled Atheist Hairy Weregoat Necrosis' Best Song and sent it blind, B) For my pussy sommelier ears Lemmy's voice is in the realm of harsh

So laugh at me, people, not at Stads  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 02:20:58 PM
Train: Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
TAC: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them Euphoreon - Mirrors
Stadler: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old. Motorhead - One Track Mind
?: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge  Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
lonestar: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina Allegaeon - Tsunami and Submergence
Sacul: Gasp - Memento Sigh - Amnesia
?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question
?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session
jingle: My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg - What the Wife Is Feeling Right Now Flaming Row - Rage of Despair
Podaar: Phoenician City of the Moon - Luka Doncic to Larry Bird Opeth - Heir Apparent
?: No Saving Throws Alpha - Locke Hunting Boar Deathspell Omega -
Cyril: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban
Evermind:Indian Incense Wood - Quasimodo, Exactly One Year Ago Agalloch - Our Fortress Is Burning
?: Without X - Forgotten
Katt: Sword Bearer - Steve Austin's Knees Ensiferum - Stone Cold Metal
?: Latin Keeps You Awake - A Quasi Weiss&Hickman Title

We still have a bunch of stuff to figure out, guys!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2020, 02:23:26 PM
Yes, I'm waiting for you to figure out my song.  LOL
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 02:23:34 PM
Is the Deathspell Omega song 'A Chore for the Lost'? With a reference to a fantastic episode, good job :lol

also definitely sent by Puppies
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 02:23:42 PM
some band just straight up named Symphony? for Without X
only other band that comes to mind for "something X" is Static X and i don't know them at all besides the name

DsO is prob sent by puppies
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 02:24:55 PM
Train: Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
TAC: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them Euphoreon - Mirrors
Stadler: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old. Motorhead - One Track Mind
?: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge  Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
lonestar: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina Allegaeon - Tsunami and Submergence
Sacul: Gasp - Memento Sigh - Amnesia
?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question
?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session 7Horns7Eyes - Divine Amnesty
jingle: My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg - What the Wife Is Feeling Right Now Flaming Row - Rage of Despair
Podaar: Phoenician City of the Moon - Luka Doncic to Larry Bird Opeth - Heir Apparent
Puppies: No Saving Throws Alpha - Locke Hunting Boar Deathspell Omega - A Chore for the Lost
Cyril: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban
Evermind:Indian Incense Wood - Quasimodo, Exactly One Year Ago Agalloch - Our Fortress Is Burning
?: Without X - Forgotten
Katt: Sword Bearer - Steve Austin's Knees Ensiferum - Stone Cold Metal
ariich: Latin Keeps You Awake - A Quasi Weiss&Hickman Title Insomnium -
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 02:25:54 PM
DsO is prob sent by puppies

yeah, I edited that into my post, but I was too slow for the Italian
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 02:34:30 PM
"I'm Asking the Same Question" could be a song named "Why"?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Cool Chris on April 16, 2020, 02:39:01 PM
What's that Beatles song with 'Without' in the title?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 03:04:24 PM
What's that Beatles song with 'Without' in the title?

Beatles and growls? 

(https://i1.wp.com/popdose.com/wp-content/uploads/PrincessBride_139Pyxurz.jpg?resize=600%2C400)

<Tim doesn't get it>
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 03:43:35 PM
?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session

I keep thinking "Animals as Leaders", but as far as I know they've never recorded anything with vocals.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 03:52:47 PM
Yeah, I have no idea what that one could be either
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 03:55:55 PM
?: Latin Keeps You Awake - A Quasi Weiss&Hickman Title

In Somnis (?)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 03:57:58 PM
Insomnium!!


and that's ariich then :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: ariich on April 16, 2020, 04:04:26 PM
Insomnium!!


and that's ariich then :)
:tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 04:13:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/49Yalg6.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 04:17:21 PM
?: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge  Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question
?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session
?: Without X - Forgotten

stuff that's left ^

people who are left v

Elite
romdrums
king
Cool Chris

based on this i'd guess Dimmu Borgir is Elite  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 04:18:47 PM
What's that Beatles song with 'Without' in the title?

Beatles and growls? 

(https://i1.wp.com/popdose.com/wp-content/uploads/PrincessBride_139Pyxurz.jpg?resize=600%2C400)

<Tim doesn't get it>
:lmao:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 04:20:58 PM
based on this i'd guess Dimmu Borgir is Elite  :lol

no way :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 04:27:01 PM
could Without X be Unexpect?...

i'm going to take the stupidest shot in the dark and say:

Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session

is:

Elite: Schizoid Lloyd - Suicide Penguin

i don't know why. i just think he probably sent this song
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 04:27:39 PM
Pretty sure he sent that in round 1
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 04:29:25 PM
Oh

See i wasn't really paying attention to this roulette until the growls round  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 04:31:02 PM
Yeah, I already sent that :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 04:31:37 PM
requesting wave 2 of hints :getoffmylawn:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 04:33:21 PM
I know one of the remaining songs :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 04:33:36 PM
Insomnium!!


and that's ariich then :)
:tup

I perused their entire discography and didn't find one song title with "dragon" in it. I think, we have been deceived.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 04:40:02 PM
Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken

Oh good hell...I think I got this one figured out! Lamb of God?  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 04:41:00 PM
Stimulus Hints:



?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question

Left : Sinistra = Right : ?

?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session

Count stuff on the heads in question, please

?: Without X - Forgotten

Sgt Pepper Track, plus math

ariich: Latin Keeps You Awake - A Quasi Weiss&Hickman Title Insomnium -

Later W&H trilogies minus dragons
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 04:42:45 PM
Count stuff on the heads in question, please

I already did, see post above.

Wow! How could seven horns and seven eyes not be the lamb of god? I'm really confused now.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 16, 2020, 04:45:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/oYhfALx.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 04:47:16 PM

?: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session

Count stuff on the heads in question, please
Only thing I can think of is 7 Horns, 7 Eyes - Divine Amnesty

However that doesn't quite add up. You have 7 horns, but 15 eyes....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 16, 2020, 04:47:57 PM
Holy shit, there literally is a band called 7 Horns 7 Eyes!  :rollin :rollin :rollin

I guess, lamb of god was already taken. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 04:48:27 PM
none of these can be real bands imo
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 16, 2020, 04:50:54 PM
Sgt Pepper Track, plus math

Fiing A-hole

???

what
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 04:55:42 PM
none of these can be real bands imo
Now you are starting to sound like Jingle and Stadler.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Cool Chris on April 16, 2020, 05:02:21 PM
My ban could be pretty random. This is not my bailiwick so I did some band searching who met the criteria, found a couple who had names that stood out to me, listened to some songs, and just picked one I found tolerable.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: wolfking on April 16, 2020, 07:32:38 PM
Damn this thread is moving quick.  Some nice bands in there, Opeth, Insomnium, lovely.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 07:35:03 PM
What's that Beatles song with 'Without' in the title?

Beatles and growls? 

(https://i1.wp.com/popdose.com/wp-content/uploads/PrincessBride_139Pyxurz.jpg?resize=600%2C400)

<Tim doesn't get it>

What in the hell is to get? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2020, 07:36:44 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 07:53:05 PM
I'm almost disappointed that Indy picked Deathspell Omega out of the 3 songs I sent, yet, at the same time I'm super curious what his thoughts are on it. It's definitely the most challenging of the 3 I sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 07:53:48 PM
I'm almost disappointed that Indy picked Deathspell Omega out of the 3 songs I sent, yet, at the same time I'm super curious what his thoughts are on it. It's definitely the most challenging of the 3 I sent.

What else did you send? I'll rate them! ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: jingle.boy on April 16, 2020, 07:58:44 PM
I can already describe them for you if you want?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 08:00:44 PM
I'm almost disappointed that Indy picked Deathspell Omega out of the 3 songs I sent, yet, at the same time I'm super curious what his thoughts are on it. It's definitely the most challenging of the 3 I sent.

What else did you send? I'll rate them! ;D
Moonsorrow - Huuto
Der Weg Einer Freiheit - Finisterre
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 08:01:27 PM
I'm almost disappointed that Indy picked Deathspell Omega out of the 3 songs I sent, yet, at the same time I'm super curious what his thoughts are on it. It's definitely the most challenging of the 3 I sent.

What else did you send? I'll rate them! ;D
Moonsorrow - Huuto
Der Weg Einer Freiheit - Finisterre

Alright. I'm on it. Listening to Blastbeat Omega now.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 16, 2020, 08:02:15 PM
I'm almost disappointed that Indy picked Deathspell Omega out of the 3 songs I sent, yet, at the same time I'm super curious what his thoughts are on it. It's definitely the most challenging of the 3 I sent.

What else did you send? I'll rate them! ;D
Moonsorrow - Huuto
Der Weg Einer Freiheit - Finisterre

Alright. I'm on it. Listening to Blastbeat Omega now.
I won't be offended if you hate this song. It's quite a challenging listen.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 08:03:01 PM
TAC, listen to mine!!  :lol :corn

German titles automatically make a growly song scarier. That language is so aggressive  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 08:05:19 PM
I'm almost disappointed that Indy picked Deathspell Omega out of the 3 songs I sent, yet, at the same time I'm super curious what his thoughts are on it. It's definitely the most challenging of the 3 I sent.

What else did you send? I'll rate them! ;D
Moonsorrow - Huuto
Der Weg Einer Freiheit - Finisterre

Alright. I'm on it. Listening to Blastbeat Omega now.
I won't be offended if you hate this song. It's quite a challenging listen.


Wait, I know why he picked Deathspell Omega.

BECAUSE IT'S THE FUCKING SHORTEST!!  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 08:08:34 PM
TAC, listen to mine!!  :lol :corn

German titles automatically make a growly song scarier. That language is so aggressive  :lol

I haven't heard anything from Ensiferum that I haven't liked. I have just never carved out the time to really take a deep dive.

But at least we know the one band that has lighter vocals than Motorhead. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 08:19:26 PM
Wow I confused myself all on my own. I thought I was posting in Puppies' roulette.

(https://i.imgur.com/C9y2eJX.png)

Go listen to my Pup submissions.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 08:24:02 PM
 :rollin :rollin


So I consider it bad form to slag a song in a roulette, but since the song is in Pup's roulette, and we're in Indiscipline's roulette thread.....
That song blows! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 08:30:38 PM
lol there is no way in hell Indi would like DWeF you're psycho for trying to go that angle puppies  :lol at least try to match to something he'd actually like!

on that related note: I wonder how much Indi would like Morbus Chron/Sweven. I mean, I don't. but the style of prog they go for strikes me as up his alley, barring the vocals ofc
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 08:34:17 PM
:rollin :rollin


So I consider it bad form to slag a song in a roulette, but since the song is in Pup's roulette, and we're in Indiscipline's roulette thread.....
That song blows! :lol

You dick!  :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: TAC on April 16, 2020, 08:39:21 PM
Gee, I should've thought of a song from SpongeBob, but I was torn between a song from iCarly and Victorious.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 08:51:11 PM
no it's a song from the 2019 super bowl halftime show get it right
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2020, 08:51:30 PM
What is this Spongebob bullshit during the Growl round?!  What in the hell?!😂😂
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 16, 2020, 08:55:24 PM
there was an episode of spongebob that used a pantera song
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 16, 2020, 09:00:11 PM
I'm here to take what is mine. By fire, and Sponge.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 17, 2020, 01:45:08 AM
I'm curious what Indi thinks about my track too, and not really surprised he didn't choose one of the others I sent :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 06:16:16 AM
Where the hell are we in this thread?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Postwhore on April 17, 2020, 06:16:44 AM
ROOOOAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 17, 2020, 06:25:52 AM
We are at Spongebob.


Also, full disclosure:


Train: Numquam Potero - CoVid embellishes a Transatlantic album Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
TAC: Excitementus – Puppets chop their breakfast on them Euphoreon - Mirrors
Stadler: A Song by Hawkwind – Condition Caused by Having a Penis and Being Between 13 and 53 Years Old. Motorhead - One Track Mind
king: Dark Fortress – Children of Grunge  Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
lonestar: Fidelteon – Ao Nang and Katrina Allegaeon - Tsunami and Submergence
Sacul: Gasp - Memento Sigh - Amnesia
Elite?: Sinistrera - I'm Asking the Same Question Destrage – Are You Kidding Me? No
romdrums: Three Bulls, One Unicorn, Three Dogs, Snake Plissken - What I'm invoking after today's listening session 7Horns7Eyes - Divine Amnesty
jingle: My Name on Fire Spelled by Gregg - What the Wife Is Feeling Right Now Flaming Row - Rage of Despair
Podaar: Phoenician City of the Moon - Luka Doncic to Larry Bird Opeth - Heir Apparent
Puppies: No Saving Throws Alpha - Locke Hunting Boar Deathspell Omega - A Chore for the Lost
Cyril: It's Ready, Miss Sleeping Beauty - tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban
Evermind:Indian Incense Wood - Quasimodo, Exactly One Year Ago Agalloch - Our Fortress Is Burning
Chris: Without X - Forgotten Within Y - Remembered
Katt: Sword Bearer - Steve Austin's Knees Ensiferum - Stone Cold Metal
ariich: Latin Keeps You Awake - A Quasi Weiss&Hickman Title Insomnium - Shadows of the Dying Sun


And now my watch begins
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 06:30:06 AM
Ooooo, good. I can make a playlist for today.

...and also.

And now my watch begins

 :lol

<TAC won't get this>
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 17, 2020, 08:56:40 AM
:corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: King Postwhore on April 17, 2020, 09:14:47 AM
:corn

You kept getting blamed for my song.  LOL
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 09:31:30 AM
oh lol that destrage song
indi probably hates half of it
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 09:45:44 AM
I'm kinda surprised that none of us sent Jinjer to Indi. It would have been awesome just for the shock value.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Sacul on April 17, 2020, 09:52:00 AM
oh lol that destrage song
indi probably hates half of it
still a fucking banger :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: TAC on April 17, 2020, 09:52:13 AM
Ooooo, good. I can make a playlist for today.

...and also.

And now my watch begins

 :lol

<TAC won't get this>

Nope.  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 17, 2020, 10:13:30 AM
oh lol that destrage song
indi probably hates half of it

He chose it over the other two songs I sent  :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Evermind on April 17, 2020, 10:21:49 AM
I probably would've included Jinjer if I sent more songs, but out of respect to Alex I decided to go with only one for this round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 10:26:00 AM
I probably would've included Jinjer if I sent more songs, but out of respect to Alex I decided to go with only one for this round.

Yeah, I was going to send Pisces if he rejected my first submission. I was pretty sure someone else would have beat me to Opeth. Imagine my surprise when he took it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 17, 2020, 10:31:59 AM
Guess who also sent Heir Apparent
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 10:33:14 AM
Me ?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 10:33:51 AM
oh lol that destrage song
indi probably hates half of it

He chose it over the other two songs I sent  :hat
which were
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 17, 2020, 10:43:34 AM
oh lol that destrage song
indi probably hates half of it

He chose it over the other two songs I sent  :hat
which were

Heir Apparent (:o)
and Saturaatio by Oranssi Pazuzu
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 10:44:03 AM
oranssi pazuzu has some stuff i could see indi liking but not that one lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 17, 2020, 10:45:59 AM
oranssi pazuzu has some stuff i could see indi liking but not that one lol

Hurray for being able to send three tracks then.

Though I must add, I sent the Destrage first and later added the other two.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 10:49:52 AM
I sent Forget Not originally and replaced it with Ibex Eye
@Indi if I had sent Forget Not would you have picked it over ierhgiushgiuhuiRHGUIihjrgklhadrlgh
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 17, 2020, 10:53:26 AM
I would have picked it over ierhgiushgiuhuiRHGUIihjrgklhadrlgh, but never over tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt.

 


Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 10:55:54 AM
Finally, this thread is speaking proper language! FUCK ENGLISH! *hacktui*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Elite on April 17, 2020, 11:02:22 AM
*hacktui*

Am I the only one who reads this as a sneeze every single time? 🤔
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 11:03:03 AM
I would have picked it over ierhgiushgiuhuiRHGUIihjrgklhadrlgh, but never over tdjghjjkhliςujoΰupougjyufkuyrkuyt.
fair enough  :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Cool Chris on April 17, 2020, 11:35:33 AM
When does Round 5 start? Asking for a friend who likes good music.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 12:18:58 PM
That Death Spell Omega song is...is, really...something. Innit?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 12:20:18 PM
they're a pretty bad band yeah
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 12:24:57 PM
Indi, how is your cat doing with all the noise coming from your listening room?

EDIT: Good lord, part one of Our Fortress Is Burning would make Morricone cry with joy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 17, 2020, 12:41:17 PM
When does Round 5 start? Asking for a friend who likes good music.

It's like Covid lockdown. We can't exit too soon, otherwise all our sacrifices have been in vain.


Indi, how is your cat doing with all the noise coming from your listening room?

EDIT: Good lord, part one of Our Fortress Is Burning would make Morricone cry with joy.

Tato has spent the whole week in the fields in protest, hunting lizards. Tata - the one in love with my studio - is mildly annoyed, possibly brain-damaged, but she is hanging on, mainly because she's afraid to lose dibs on the place.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 12:43:03 PM
has tato caught any neat lizards
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 12:45:28 PM
After hanging in Indi's studio she should be able to slay a Gila Monster with no effort.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Indiscipline on April 17, 2020, 12:49:11 PM
has tato caught any neat lizards

He's a stone cold killer. He leaves one corpse every day in the porch and poses like a hired hitman waiting to collect.


After hanging in Indi's studio she should be able to slay a Gila Monster with no effort.

She's too old too kill manually, but she can throw fatal curses with her gaze





(I'm in love with my cats)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 12:53:13 PM
cats are in fact incredibly important and i demand pictures
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: King Postwhore on April 17, 2020, 12:55:47 PM
My 2 monsters turned 16 years old last week.  Brother and Sister from the same litter.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: Indiscipline on April 17, 2020, 01:10:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/HCOcCxm.jpg)          (https://i.imgur.com/57XZEfN.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: The Walrus on April 17, 2020, 01:12:38 PM
I see you have a grandpa's phone.

also kute katts :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 01:15:48 PM
orange is a true scholar
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: TAC on April 17, 2020, 01:39:18 PM
Orcs & Wives playlist (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6H8xzWR7yrw4tQI0xqQF8p?si=9IoUUW8XQwmLvSa-CKwfWQ)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 01:41:55 PM
within y's albums covers all look so edgy lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: Elite on April 17, 2020, 01:45:05 PM
Orcs & Wives playlist (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6H8xzWR7yrw4tQI0xqQF8p?si=9IoUUW8XQwmLvSa-CKwfWQ)

Fun. Thanks!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: Indiscipline on April 17, 2020, 01:45:19 PM
Thank you Tim!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 02:01:48 PM
EDIT: Good lord, part one of Our Fortress Is Burning would make Morricone cry with joy.

Speaking of Morricone...the middle bit of Stone Cold Metal  :o

Some folks know you well, Indi. You're being sucked up to big time!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Tag Themes Results! Now You Can Send Hobgoblin Vocals
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 02:05:29 PM
Okay, after making it through the entire playlist, I'm going to stick with this prediction from Monday.

This round could go anywhere. I'm predicting no 10's and probably a couple of 5's...maybe even a 4.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Stadler on April 17, 2020, 02:12:01 PM
has tato caught any neat lizards

He's a stone cold killer. He leaves one corpse every day in the porch and poses like a hired hitman waiting to collect.



I haven't had a cat since I was 21 (and that one I had since I was born, just about) but that one was a mouser, and I can remember that look to this day.   "Look what I did, motherfucker.  Treat or your next."
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: TAC on April 17, 2020, 02:16:09 PM
Cats are evil. Only fitting they show up in this round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 17, 2020, 02:19:42 PM
EDIT: Good lord, part one of Our Fortress Is Burning would make Morricone cry with joy.

Speaking of Morricone...the middle bit of Stone Cold Metal  :o

Some folks know you well, Indi. You're being sucked up to big time!  :lol

 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. We Talk About Cats
Post by: lonestar on April 17, 2020, 02:21:23 PM
Damn, I had Destrage lined up for another round. Oh well...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 02:50:12 PM
has tato caught any neat lizards

He's a stone cold killer. He leaves one corpse every day in the porch and poses like a hired hitman waiting to collect.

I haven't had a cat since I was 21 (and that one I had since I was born, just about) but that one was a mouser, and I can remember that look to this day.   "Look what I did, motherfucker.  Treat or your next."
cat behaviors explained: your cat is trying to teach you how to hunt because it sees humans as big hairless kittens and thinks you're an idiot who's never going to be able to survive if you don't learn how to catch prey
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: The Walrus on April 17, 2020, 02:50:59 PM
has tato caught any neat lizards

He's a stone cold killer. He leaves one corpse every day in the porch and poses like a hired hitman waiting to collect.

I haven't had a cat since I was 21 (and that one I had since I was born, just about) but that one was a mouser, and I can remember that look to this day.   "Look what I did, motherfucker.  Treat or your next."
cat behaviors explained: your cat is trying to teach you how to hunt because it sees humans as big hairless kittens and thinks you're an idiot who's never going to be able to survive if you don't learn how to catch prey

Basically.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 17, 2020, 02:59:45 PM
Yup, yet they think I'm incredibly smart when I open cat food cans.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 03:02:30 PM
They are impressed by your thumbs
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 17, 2020, 03:08:19 PM
Thumbs are the main factor in their decision of tolerating us as servants
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 17, 2020, 03:08:54 PM
Yup, yet they think I'm incredibly smart when I open cat food cans.

Well, not smart so much as appropriately subservient.

*Myunged
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: jingle.boy on April 17, 2020, 03:46:34 PM
Imagine my surprise when he took it.

Like a Champ?

still a fucking banger :metal

Wait, ^that is the appropriate response to Podaar's post.

Damn, I had Destrage lined up for another round. Oh well...

Be grateful for the bullet you dodged.

Cats are evil. Only fitting they show up in this round.

Finally, we agree on something.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: The Walrus on April 17, 2020, 05:53:21 PM
Dogs are terrible.

I'm obligated to make this post.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 05:55:50 PM
dogs are good
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Postwhore on April 17, 2020, 05:56:04 PM
Cats rule, Tim drools.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 17, 2020, 05:57:12 PM
Cats rule, Tim drools.

Cats blow, Joe knows.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Crow on April 17, 2020, 06:06:16 PM
hey indi if you want me to replace TAC for the rest of the roulette i'm up for it
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 17, 2020, 06:15:57 PM
:neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 17, 2020, 06:18:02 PM
CATS SUCK!!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 17, 2020, 06:24:18 PM
[redacted]
The irony in this picture is amazing!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 17, 2020, 06:27:43 PM
Was that too rude, or are you referring to the white woman in line?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: The Walrus on April 17, 2020, 06:30:54 PM
I want to clarify that Puppies_On_Acid is a good boi as long as he gives me a good score on my EP.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 17, 2020, 06:33:15 PM
Was that too rude, or are you referring to the white woman in line?
Neither, actually.  :lol

I want to clarify that Puppies_On_Acid is a good boi as long as he gives me a good score on my EP.  :lol :lol
Ah, my good boy status is contingent on me giving out good score  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Postwhore on April 17, 2020, 08:31:33 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/L6s1CdLS/Zombo-Meme-17042020223041.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: lonestar on April 17, 2020, 09:47:41 PM
Oh for fucks sake, didn't we just have this argument on Facebook?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: jingle.boy on April 18, 2020, 04:50:55 AM
Just Goggling "why dogs are better than cats", and "why cats are better than dogs", the first 2 hits I get tell the story instantly.  Same publication came up with 11 reasons dogs>cats; and only 5 that cats>dogs

https://www.businessinsider.com/11-reasons-dogs-are-better-than-cats-2014-4
Dogs make you laugh
Dogs help you make friends.
A dog's sense of smell can be useful (they can smell cancer)
Dogs are technologically-advanced.
Dogs keep us fit.
Dogs are real-life heroes
Dogs have a sixth sense (can sense seizures)
Dogs help save endangered animals.
Dogs may prevent people from developing allergies and asthma.
Dogs are loyal.
Dogs make life worth living, even when we get old.

https://www.businessinsider.com/why-cats-are-better-than-dogs-2015-1
Cat people are more intelligent than dog people. (present company excluded, clearly!)
Cats have a smaller carbon footprint than dogs. (yeah, this is real useful!)
Cats are less slobbery than dogs. (the author is clearly reaching to find reasons with this one)
Owning a cat may reduce your risk of dying from a heart attack. (so do about a million other things)
Cats are cheaper than dogs (ok, you got one here)

Carry on.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Evermind on April 18, 2020, 04:56:09 AM
Hot take: cats are good and dogs are good.

This whole "dogs suck and cats are great" or "cats suck and dogs are great" thing is not good.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 18, 2020, 04:58:02 AM
Just Goggling
Cat people are more intelligent than dog people.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 18, 2020, 04:59:20 AM
Hot take: cats are good and dogs are good.

This whole "dogs suck and cats are great" or "cats suck and dogs are great" thing is not good.

This. Life is better with pets.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: jingle.boy on April 18, 2020, 05:01:40 AM
Just Goggling
Cat people are more intelligent than dog people.

"This doesn't mean that going out and getting a cat will magically make you smarter. It simply suggests that the kind of people who have personalities that are attracted to cats are more likely to score higher on intelligence. This result could be related to the study's other findings, which indicated that cat people are more introverted, more open-minded, and more likely to be nonconformists rather than rule-followers."


This whole "dogs suck and cats are great" or "cats suck and dogs are great" thing is not good.

Party pooper  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 18, 2020, 05:07:09 AM
Was that too rude, or are you referring to the white woman in line?

You should have run your meme over a picture of a group who famously wants to exclude a class of people, not over a group of people protesting for their rights.

Also, it is pretty insensitive to make a joke of being a "hater" being excluded over a picture of people living their lives under the shadow of mindless hate.

Just sayin.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 18, 2020, 05:59:28 AM
Yeah, can't argue with that Gregg. Was just the first thing I thought of. It has been retracted.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 18, 2020, 06:00:33 AM
.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 18, 2020, 06:25:56 AM
No worries, Tim. I thought you'd like to know what puppies was on about with his irony comment.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: The Walrus on April 18, 2020, 06:31:47 AM
Look, dogs are needy, loud, drool, and literally eat their own shit. If you're into that, hey, cool, but cats are clearly the better animal. Dogs suuuuuuuck :lol

Dogs don't make you fit. That list is as dumb as a dog.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: jingle.boy on April 18, 2020, 06:35:13 AM
Look, dogs are needy, loud, drool, and literally eat their own shit. If you're into that, hey, cool, but cats are clearly the better animal. Dogs suuuuuuuck :lol

How many dogs have you been around in your life?  4?   :lol

TASTESTM!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: The Walrus on April 18, 2020, 06:35:57 AM
I had two lovely black labs for the first 16 years of my life. Those are the only dogs I've ever liked. I miss them. :(
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 18, 2020, 06:43:12 AM
No worries, Tim. I thought you'd like to know what puppies was on about with his irony comment.

Ok Modaar! ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 18, 2020, 07:06:55 AM
 :lol

Not sure what happened, but I distinctly feel this last decade's western zeitgeist has just been summarised in one roulette page.

Anyways,


This has been an extremely educative round for yours truly. You know me, I am completely open to every music venue and terribly fussy about vocals, yet vocals I'm not crazy about have never prevented me to enjoy the music underneath: case in point, Deep Purple is possibly my second best favourite rock act ever and I just can't stand Ian Gillian's vocal behaviour. How is it possible? Well, the vocal lines are splendid and the chemistry of frequencies is otherwordly. Add world class musicianship and songwriting, and et voila, the final dish is exquisite despite one single ingredient being indigestible before cooking. I was a sad teenager with a favourite act virtually defunct (I have problems with past-their-prime bands' albums) when Dream Theater came up and I sniffed in them the same magic, only this time I focking loved the singer. The rest is history (and whether now is DT's turn to be past their prime is a discussion for another day)

Where was I? Yeah, orcs and kobolds.

Growlies have always either cracked me up or made my throat sore by proxy, and being A) my musical hormones 20 years past the need for extremely aggressive music B) my emotional storage space for generational bands love pretty much at capacity C) 24/7 - bar pandemics - busy with music from two centuries ago, I never cared to take a mild dive, never mind a deep one. Now that I sorta forced myself with this round, I came to some conclusions and applied some lifelong aesthetical principles of mine:


Bad or phoney clean vocals can be light years worse than harsh vocals. The list of revered vocalists I dislike would make you feel ashamed to know me.

Context is everything. You don't play basketball or sing in a vacuum.

Vocals as I love them are born as musical instrument capable of making it past a baroque room ensemble at the beginnings, a full romantic orchestra later, and eventually drums and electric mayhem.  I need to judge harsh vocals as a new instrument for a new expressive recipe; it's the only way to be fair and not let what I love set biased prerequisites for what I don't know.

In short, I don't need to hate dogs in order to love cats.



Results Monday
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: The Walrus on April 18, 2020, 07:20:36 AM
Indi's eloquence makes me wet.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2020, 07:47:58 AM
Fore score and seven cats ago....ROOOOOAAAAARRRRR.

Oh and woof!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 18, 2020, 07:51:18 AM
Al,

I was completely where you are at about five years ago. I routinely laughed at harsh vocals until I heard the album I sent my roulette submission from. For me, Watershed is the epitome of appropriate use of clean and harsh vocals to fit the mood and music (I know there are a bunch of people who would disagree and point to Ghost Reveries). Once that album was completely absorbed, a whole new world of acceptance of harsh stylings  opened up to me. I will say, that I still find a lot of it gratuitous -- even within this round's playlist -- but I've come to accept that orc vocals can be, and often are, a legitimate form of artistic expression.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Postwhore on April 18, 2020, 08:06:47 AM
Gregg, I'm with you on that album.  The thing is, Opeth has ballence in their growls. It's like a purpose.   It elevates that moment in the song.

Full on growls through a full song is not my cup of tea.  I look at growls like a guitar pedal. It enhances the vocsl/guitar section...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Elite on April 18, 2020, 08:34:01 AM
Blackwater Park by Opeth (the album, but specifically the song The Drapery Falls) made me tolerate and later even enjoy growled vocals.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: lonestar on April 18, 2020, 09:06:27 AM
I think the album that did it for me was a little known group from North Carolina called Ocean Architecture and their album Animus. The way they used growl vs clean vox to incorporate into their storytelling of the concept album really broke the barrier for me. I think After that seeing Periphery live did a great deal for it as well.

Once I discovered Anciients, it was all over for me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Cool Chris on April 18, 2020, 12:03:45 PM
Serious question for growlie lovers.... do you fully understand what the hell they are growling? Because I usually cannot, which is one of the reasons I don't like them.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Crow on April 18, 2020, 12:09:40 PM
i barely care about lyrics in general when it comes to metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: ariich on April 18, 2020, 12:17:17 PM
Serious question for growlie lovers.... do you fully understand what the hell they are growling? Because I usually cannot, which is one of the reasons I don't like them.
Varies a lot, just as it does for clean singers many of whom are also poor at annunciating.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Cool Chris on April 18, 2020, 01:09:44 PM
I am not a big lyric guy and for whatever reason my ears have a hard time discerning the lyrics of many singers. It's annoying. I am the guy who will sing along with the wrong lyrics and get strange looks from people. But with growlies, it just sounds like muddled noise. I get there is a musical quality to it, I am not saying there isn't. It just is not appealing to my ears. Sometimes I have no idea what LaBrie is singing, but at least I can enjoy the sound of the words. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Sacul on April 18, 2020, 01:16:14 PM
I don't remember what made me tolerate harsh vocals, but I think Devin Townsend was a good transition point into less clean vocals. I still can't get into Opeth other than Damnation though, and neither into most black / death metal, I can't connect with them emotionally.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on April 18, 2020, 01:18:31 PM
Serious question for growlie lovers.... do you fully understand what the hell they are growling? Because I usually cannot, which is one of the reasons I don't like them.
Varies a lot, just as it does for clean singers many of whom are also poor at annunciating.

This. It also doesn't just come down to the vocalist but the style of harsh vocals and the production style as well. Some bands have super upfront and easily-understandable harsh vocals (i.e. Gojira, Devin Townsend) while others will intentionally have them more in the background and don't care if you need a lyric booklet to understand a single world (i.e. Deafheaven and most other black metal bands)

To echo the sentiments of others in this thread, the best way to "warm up" to harsh vocals is to find a band that uses them where you really enjoy the music. For me (like many others) that band was Opeth. Typically you'll initially listen to them because the music is so good and merely tolerate the vocals, but over time they'll stop being so jarring to you, and after enough time has passed you'll begin to appreciate how they aesthetically fit in with more aggressive styles of music in a way where clean vocals just wouldn't have the same effect. Even my dad eventually got warmed up to them after I introduced him to Opeth and Devin Townsend (the latter of which is now one of his favorite artists).

Needless to say, if you try to get into harsh vocals by listening to artists where the music doesn't do anything for you either, you're not gonna make any progress. And lastly, to bring things back to my first point, since the blanket term of "harsh vocals" covers so many different styles, once you learn to enjoy one style that doesn't mean you'll magically enjoy all the others at the same time too. Some styles of harsh vocals will suit your tastes more than others, and some harsh vocalists just flat-out suck. :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Elite on April 18, 2020, 01:35:22 PM
I still can't get most black / death metal, I can't connect with them emotionally.

Most of your run-of-the-mill standard black / death metal is stupidly boring, that's why
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Train of Naught on April 18, 2020, 01:41:46 PM
I find 75% of the lyrics I am able to transcribe (clean vocals can be as hard if not harder to make out than harshes in some cases) somewhere between a bit cringy till very cringy, so I’m usually pretty satisfied when I can’t make them out

I personally find it much harder to take someone singing about the power of love or defeating some mythical creature seriously than taking vocals that I don’t understand the lyrics of seriously, given that it fits the music of course
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Crow on April 18, 2020, 02:24:35 PM
I still can't get most black / death metal, I can't connect with them emotionally.

Most of your run-of-the-mill standard black / death metal is stupidly boring, that's why
spot-on
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Train of Naught on April 18, 2020, 02:31:48 PM
Taking BM out of the equation since their production AND lyrics are shit most of the time.. I think death metal suffers from poor production more often whereas prog metal suffers from poor lyrics more often, if we’d have to put things in boxes somehow
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Cool Chris on April 18, 2020, 02:37:12 PM
I'd usually rather listen to crap lyrics sung well than great lyrics sung poorly (or growled).
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 18, 2020, 04:40:56 PM
This has been an extremely educative round for yours truly. You know me, I am completely open to every music venue and terribly fussy about vocals, yet vocals I'm not crazy about have never prevented me to enjoy the music underneath: case in point, Deep Purple is possibly my second best favourite rock act ever and I just can't stand Ian Gillian's vocal behaviour. How is it possible? Well, the vocal lines are splendid and the chemistry of frequencies is otherwordly. Add world class musicianship and songwriting, and et voila, the final dish is exquisite despite one single ingredient being indigestible before cooking. I was a sad teenager with a favourite act virtually defunct (I have problems with past-their-prime bands' albums) when Dream Theater came up and I sniffed in them the same magic, only this time I focking loved the singer. The rest is history (and whether now is DT's turn to be past their prime is a discussion for another day)

Where was I? Yeah, orcs and kobolds.

Growlies have always either cracked me up or made my throat sore by proxy, and being A) my musical hormones 20 years past the need for extremely aggressive music B) my emotional storage space for generational bands love pretty much at capacity C) 24/7 - bar pandemics - busy with music from two centuries ago, I never cared to take a mild dive, never mind a deep one. Now that I sorta forced myself with this round, I came to some conclusions and applied some lifelong aesthetical principles of mine:
Bad or phoney clean vocals can be light years worse than harsh vocals.


Back in the 80's I was a big fan of Fields Of The Nephilim. Not quite growls, but definitely not clean. But I found it was mesmerizing with the music. I've attempted some harsh vocals before. I loved the music of Darkest Hour about 10-15 years ago, and I tried to handle the vocals. I could only make it through a few songs at a time though.
During this time, I tried Opeth. I do like Ghost Reveries, but it's because of the music. I didn't love the growls, and I thought the cleans absolutely blew monkey chunks.

A few years back, I really got into Enshine's Singularity, which was like Pink Floyd with harsh vocals. The vocals morphed into the music, and I really thought it was cool.


When I had my second roulette with the Young Guns, I had a growly round. It wasn't so much for me to dive in, but more so that they all didn't get blue balls to sit through my roulette. But after MY roulette, I made it a point to join THEIRS. It was during that time I really discovered the world of harsh vocals.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 19, 2020, 10:33:53 AM
I'm making progress.

Today the landmower died and I growled unrepeateble "lyrics" like a demon for three straight minutes.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: lonestar on April 19, 2020, 11:35:09 PM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Crow on April 19, 2020, 11:51:05 PM
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Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 20, 2020, 12:10:16 AM
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This gif gets me every time  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: jingle.boy on April 20, 2020, 04:36:34 AM
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Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: wolfking on April 20, 2020, 05:19:08 AM
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I've never seen that one.  Haha fantastic.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 20, 2020, 05:34:39 AM
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Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: lonestar on April 20, 2020, 07:12:58 AM
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Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 20, 2020, 08:29:01 AM
Is this the part where Indy disappears for 10 years again?  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: lonestar on April 20, 2020, 09:53:45 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo.........................


 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 20, 2020, 11:23:30 AM
Sorry guys, really terrible day. I'm making up tonight if things don't get worse.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: jingle.boy on April 20, 2020, 12:03:30 PM
Sorry guys, really terrible day. I'm making up tonight if things don't get worse.

Sorry to hear that pal... for whatever the reason(s).

:hug:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 20, 2020, 12:41:16 PM
Sorry guys, really terrible day. I'm making up tonight if things don't get worse.
No worries. I'm just ribbing you. Hope everything is OK.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 20, 2020, 12:42:36 PM
Orcs and ex wives.  ;D



Seriously, Hope you’re Ok! 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: The Walrus on April 20, 2020, 12:45:55 PM
Hope things are okay, buddy.

'cause I still need to Bionic Elbow your ass if you diss my submission.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2020, 01:41:15 PM
Hope all is ok. You come first, not the Roulette. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: The Walrus on April 20, 2020, 01:55:39 PM
Hope all is ok. You come first, not the Roulette.

Nor the wife  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Stadler on April 20, 2020, 01:59:22 PM
Sorry guys, really terrible day. I'm making up tonight if things don't get worse.

Hope you and yours are okay. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 20, 2020, 02:07:59 PM
Have a better day, Pedal. We can wait.  :-* :heart
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 20, 2020, 03:53:45 PM
Hope all is ok. You come first, not the Roulette.

Nor the wife  :lol

 :rollin I really needed this lol


Thank you guys. We had a little mother-in-law scare, but it turned out to be just a common fever.

Back to fun and games, a little tease while I relax and complete the writeups:

This round was musically outstanding: nothing below 7, and we even got a 10. I am obviously talking about the musical value scoring, eh.


*inhales*


About the vocal scoring system, I've split your submissions into three distinct groups:

1) I Got Distracted Cracking Up / This Could Be So Better Clean Group = automatic 4
2) It Found Its Unique Way to Make Orc Work Group = automatic 5
3) Orc Is the Only Way to Work Group = automatic 6

I know, I know, but there is just no way I could bring myself to grade kobold noises above a six.

I have a better handle on where I stand with harsh vocals music now, though, and I'm quite happy. As far as fruition is concerned, let's say clean vocals are novels and harsh ones are poetry; 90% of the times I'm turning to a good novel for my fiction needs, but - while I would never stand reading a whole poetry book in one session - sometimes I could feel the need for a particular poem soliciting a particular mood in its uniquely intense succinct way.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Crow on April 20, 2020, 03:56:41 PM
secretly hoping that i have the highest scoring song of the round just so that i can pretend to have beaten the entire horde despite not actually being in the roulette  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 20, 2020, 04:03:13 PM
So it seems the lowest possible score could be an 11 and the highest possible score could be a 16.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 20, 2020, 04:04:08 PM
secretly hoping that i have the highest scoring song of the round just so that i can pretend to have beaten the entire horde despite not actually being in the roulette  :corn

You can stay and try again?  :angel:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Crow on April 20, 2020, 04:05:49 PM
i'm establishing a strict "no playing in roulettes with themes" policy because i am way too lazy to try and match themes tbh but growlies aren't even a theme to me that's half or more of what i listen to anyways so i'm hardly restricted
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 20, 2020, 04:06:35 PM
Yeah, Cyril, not sure why you're not in this to begin with.

EDIT: You answered above


(and every time I call you Cyril, I feel like I'm addressing a trans new identity) ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 20, 2020, 04:08:23 PM
i'm establishing a strict "no playing in roulettes with themes" policy because i am way too lazy to try and match themes tbh but growlies aren't even a theme to me that's half or more of what i listen to anyways so i'm hardly restricted

Gotcha. Feel free to make a run in during the Royal Rumble though. That's theme free.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Crow on April 20, 2020, 04:10:25 PM
it would be super amusing if i played in the royal rumble and then somehow won like 15 rounds in a row to win the entire roulette but that's completely unrealistic also
i might just for the heck of it but i don't expect to get far  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2020, 04:16:14 PM
Who puts their wife first?  Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 20, 2020, 04:18:46 PM
Who puts their wife first?  Lol

I do, but she's facing away from me. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 20, 2020, 04:20:45 PM
Who puts their wife first?  Lol

I do, but she's facing away from me. :eyebrows:

Once a year?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 20, 2020, 04:23:00 PM
Who puts their wife first?  Lol

I do, but she's facing away from me. :eyebrows:

Once a year?

Every four months. [insert lewd comment by Jingle about Mrs. TAC]
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 20, 2020, 04:29:59 PM
A change of seasons
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: TAC on April 20, 2020, 04:30:35 PM
Caveat enter
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2020, 04:45:26 PM
Who puts their wife first?  Lol

I do, but she's facing away from me. :eyebrows:


It's a race Gregg.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Podaar on April 20, 2020, 07:55:59 PM
Who puts their wife first?  Lol

I do, but she's facing away from me. :eyebrows:


It's a race Gregg.

She always gets to the finish line first, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, eh?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. You don't need to outrun the lion, you need to outrun the wife
Post by: King Postwhore on April 20, 2020, 08:03:10 PM
In the old days it was a complete game starter now I'm the 1 inning lefty specialist.  Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. You don't need to outrun the lion, you need to outrun the wife
Post by: TAC on April 20, 2020, 08:03:42 PM
So Tempus Vox IS Podaar? Because THAT is a work of fiction! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. You don't need to outrun the lion, you need to outrun the wife
Post by: lonestar on April 20, 2020, 09:07:07 PM
In the old days it was a complete game starter now I'm the 1 inning lefty specialist.  Lol

Still gets the job done though, just quicker and more efficiently.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: jingle.boy on April 21, 2020, 02:25:20 AM
Hope all is ok. You come first, not the Roulette.

Nor the wife  :lol

 :rollin I really needed this lol


Thank you guys. We had a little mother-in-law scare, but it turned out to be just a common fever.

A little cowbell, and she's back to normal?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Puss Round
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 10:25:07 AM
Hope all is ok. You come first, not the Roulette.

Nor the wife  :lol

 :rollin I really needed this lol


Thank you guys. We had a little mother-in-law scare, but it turned out to be just a common fever.

A little cowbell, and she's back to normal?

Yup, but we feared the reaper for a bit



Results, people, results!

(Scores are in crescent order only inside each group, so don't despair)

Let's begin with:


Group 1: I Got Distracted Cracking Up / This Could Be So Better Clean  (automatic vocal score: 4)



Stadler: Motorhead – One Track Mind

Wife Impression: "This guy sounds like your grandma."
My Impression: "Yeah, if she quit smoking"


Musical Value: 7 It's been said too much about this submission, but I really need to state that this is a pretty good mid tempo banger of theirs I oddly never happened to hear. It's as honest rock as only honest Motorhead can be, it's got that fascinating Stranglehold-like groove going, and focking Robbo on the axe, always a balm for guitar spunk thirsty ears. Ironically, an act I've never loved too much due to the vocal asperities, turns out to be the oddball to judge in this round. Rest assured, I'm awarding you a tink-outside-the-box immunity idol for the rumble.

Orc Integration: I can't help it, Lemmy – whom I immensely respect in every way you can respect a man you've never met – has always craked me up with his voice. It never fails. My grandma – who must have smoked the whole state of North Carolina forty times over in her life – has the same timbre, and I always crack up when I'm with her. Because she's awesome, sure, but also because I think of Lemmy.

Total Score: 7 + 4 = 11



Chris: Within Y - Remembered

Wife Impression: "Fock you, understand?"
My Impression: Battered and Bruised


Musical Value: 7.5 There were two acts my brother (I always suspected literally) worshipped but I never could endure listening to, despite being in total awe of their musicianship and metal riffage & pace coefficient: Slayer and Sepultura (young version). This song gives me that kind of vibes – and flashbacks – and since I can discard the awful vocal aspect in this section, I must admit the metal assault quality here is definitely on par with those illustrous forefathers. This could be a great great heavy piece if sung ala Justice Era Hetfield (his clear peak), and if the double bass were produced with taste.

Orc Integration: This could be a textbook example of how to cut a song's fangs while trying to make it heavier. Those ridiculous growls are a plain death sentence for any hope of letting the infectiously brutal underlying groove emerge. Once you sacrifice dynamics on the altar of orc muscle, nothing is allowed to shine through the vast dull puddle of muffled “black” sound. Frequency equilibrium might not be all, but it's a sure damn lot.

Total Score: 7.5 + 4 = 11.5



king: Dimmu Borgir – Progenies of The Great Apocalypse

Wife Impression: "Where's the lawyer's phone number?"
My Impression: Popeye Gurgling Goat Blood and Spinach


Musical Value: 7 Welcome to the odd tune of peaks and valleys! It starts gloriously with the possibly greatest Bond Villain theme ever, then it dives bad into a rather confusionary maleficent verse. Before all hopes are lost, it climbs up again towards redemption to an epic clean verse (damn, ternary meters work like rape drugs with me. Everything works better in subdivisions of three, I tell you!), but it foolishly loses all credit with a black mass interludio. Luckily, it closes with a glorious return to Spectre violent plotting. Extremely funny and mildly infuriating.

Orc Integration: A perfect synthesis of this group's ethos: those evil maniac elf vocals both cracked me up – there's a full 10 on the Muttley Scale - and dropped the ball on some wonderful potential vocal lines ripe for the taking. The comparison with the excellent clean middle section is just pitiless. This could have easily been a pretty memorable coincise epic piece of music, damn goat blood gurglers!

Total Score: 7.5 + 4 = 11.5



romdrums: 7Horns7Eyes – Divine Amnesty

Wife Impression: "That's it, you just had to go and invite Satan"
My Impression: THAT didn't come from a human being.


Musical Value: 8 High quality heavy metal all the way, without pantheon moments, ok, but flawless nonetheless (remember, we ignore vocals – The Flaw - in this section). Rich introduction (that clean guitar sounds fantastic), then a long interesting muscular take on some kind of Finally Free structural progression, interspersed with nifty melodic instrumental runs. There is a lot of 00's Dream Theater scent here, and I believe this is not too much distant from Mike's secret rejuvination vision for the RoadRunner years, vocals partially included.

Orc Integration: This must be the token song making me go: “there is an elite (true) heavy (true) metal masterfockingpiece right there, the likes of which should be sung by no other but the 7 or 8 ubertalented usual suspects, and someone somewhere greenlighted the idea of hiring the Uruk-hai. That someone should walk King's Landing barefoot while Jorne Lande shows him his cock.”

Total Score: 8 + 4 = 12



Katt: Ensiferum – Stone Cold Metal

Wife Impression: "I like the Morricone bit!"
My Impression: Wild Arms Manowar Growls


Musical Value: 8.5 There is a magical strip of land, the boundary line between Silly and Legend, which I call the Manowar Zone, a place where tunes like this belong. You can't describe silly and legend logically, so I'm proceding by sketches: Chopin Funeral March opening melody (funny, The Undertaker has famously stolen that too), Wild Arms theme through Helloween lenses, A Fistful of Dollars turning viking axes into spaghetti banjos. Funny as hell, but alas only 85% cheese, while once you decide to enter the Manowar Zone, you need to bring the whole wheel.

Orc Integration: This must be the token song making me go: “there is a world class (true) power (true) metal masterfockingpiece right there, the likes of which should be sung by no other but the 5 or 6 ubertalented usual suspects, and someone somewhere greenlighted the idea of hiring the Uruk-hai. That someone should walk King's Landing barefoot while Michael Kiske shows him his cock.”

Total Score: 8.5 + 4 = 12.5



lonestar: Allegaeon – Tsunami and Submergence

Wife Impression: "Is this Dream Thea .... oh, nevermind""
My Impression: Drawing Moustache on the Mona Lisa


Musical Value: 9 We can stop wondering where Dream Theater have mislaid that supercondensed midsize epic (the Learning to Live / Scarred kind) they wanted to put inside Distance over Time. Seriously, not only structure and phrasing, but even the instruments' tone is a perfect impression. Songwriting here is so strong that, just the way three perfect harmonics let you distinctly hear the phantom sound of a fourth one, every riff and progression lets me hear a distinct marvellous vocal line; it's a level of regret, teasing, and anticipation rivaling first-point-of-view porn's best outcomes 

Orc Integration: This must be the token song making me go: “there is a pantheon level (true) progressive (true) metal masterfockingpiece right there, the likes of which should be sung by no other but the 3 or 4 ubertalented usual suspects, and someone somewhere greenlighted the idea of hiring the Uruk-hai. That someone should walk King's Landing barefoot while Michele Luppi shows him his cock.”

Total Score: 9 + 4 = 13
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. You don't need to outrun the lion, you need to outrun the wife
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2020, 10:28:18 AM
NOW! That's what I call 4  :lol

 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Evermind on April 21, 2020, 10:31:01 AM
Hell yes, at least a five for orc vocals :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Elite on April 21, 2020, 10:36:52 AM
Hell yes, at least a five for orc vocals :P

Yay!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: lonestar on April 21, 2020, 10:55:14 AM
I'll take it...oddly enough, I mainly chose that track cause of it's clean vocals, thinking it'd be more accessable to you. I'd say they have 3 or 4 non-cover tracks with clean vox, everything else is balls to the wall growls.



Their musicianship holds that quality throughout their discography, they are as talented as anyone out there.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: King Postwhore on April 21, 2020, 11:08:11 AM
I figured I'd be on the lower end.   Growl albums are sparse in my collection.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: The Walrus on April 21, 2020, 11:08:46 AM
That's the best description of Ensiferum - that song - I've ever heard. If I never send another song in this roulette, I still feel content having read that.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2020, 01:53:58 PM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: ariich on April 21, 2020, 01:55:00 PM
:corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lurkers and Termometers
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2020, 02:14:25 PM
for my sake these are all the songs left:

Train: Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
TAC: Euphoreon - Mirrors
Sacul: Sigh - Amnesia
Elite?: Destrage – Are You Kidding Me? No
jingle: Flaming Row - Rage of Despair
Podaar: Opeth - Heir Apparent
Puppies: Deathspell Omega - A Chore for the Lost
Cyril: Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban
Evermind: Agalloch - Our Fortress Is Burning
ariich: Insomnium - Shadows of the Dying Sun

apparently black metal vocals are either "It Found Its Unique Way to Make Orc Work" or "Orc Is the Only Way to Work" which is  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: The Walrus on April 21, 2020, 02:37:51 PM
Indi ranking Ensiferum under ALLEGAEON and DEATHSPELL OMEGA makes my brain hurt. Wat?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 02:53:42 PM
Indi ranking Ensiferum under ALLEGAEON and DEATHSPELL OMEGA makes my brain hurt. Wat?

It isn't necessarily so. There's a Musical Score and a Vocals related one, and they aggregate in funny ways.


Incoming ...


Group 2: It Found Its Unique Way to Make Orc Work (automatic 5)



Cyril: Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban

Step-Daughter Impression: "Let's PARTY!"
My Impression: Your powers are still not to be underestimated


Musical Value: 8 Ha! In Aesopic terms, The Town Mouse to my last roulette The Mermaid's Country Mouse. She left her wild bucolic island for the city's glitz and glamour, exchanging one constantly evolving bundle of ideas for three distinct ones (each one about one minute too long): one Blackmore lick riding some Prodigy beat, one slowed down Ministry industrial assault, and one gorgeous Camelesque wide space floating segment. One thing she kept with her though: one incredibly funny and contagious finale. Her supernatural fish tail has been lost, but boy she looks good in the club now.

Orc Integration: This one could have been vocally played in a hundred potentially safer ways, many of them trivialising or neutering the tune's sophisticated spirit, a bunch certainly magnifying it. These hideous vocals have found a way to conceal their ugly side (stopping at the Rammstein sign) and leave a distict sense of finesse you don't immediately notice while listening, but would sorely miss if absent. Original vocals for an original song.

Total Score: 8 + 5 = 13



jingle: Flaming Row – Rage of Despair

Wife Impression: "We're doing this AGAIN? CoVid plese take me away ..."
My Impression: Beauty and the Beasts


Musical Value: 8 I am very fond of this particular brand of songwriting, an excellent technique for rock opera / concept albums tracks (40% of the Astonishing works this way). Five short ideas in strict structure, executed in rapid fire in order to avoid close scrutiny of derivativeness, but persistent enough to leave a pleasant feeling. In such a fashion the wins (brilliant prechorus, catchiest chorus in ages, great Ministry of Lost Souls inspired solo section) and the losses (mundane verse riffage, Glass Prison plagiarism, ignorant final epic key lift) are blended together in a very fresh experience.

Orc Integration: Would you think relegating a small portion of harshness in the small realm of theatrical characterisation may sugar my orc pill and make the whole affair way more palatable to me? You would, Gov'nor, and it works. I was on the brink of screaming bloody cheat, but the frisky rap segment left such a surprisingly good impression and convinced me to let the chicanery slide.

Total Score: 8 + 5 = 13



TAC: Euphoreon – Mirrors

Wife Impression: "We were meant to meet THIS guy this summer?"
My Impression: Dovakhin focked up his throat


Musical Value: 8 If you peel this tune to its core you may find little more than an overused melody carried by a boring machine gun pace, hence major points to the artists who have imposed  extremely original layers to an old tale. The ever changing riffage (guitars and drums form a single machine of power here) gives spice to the constant run, while the deep texture of choirs and orchestral elements throws a curveball to any expectation of symphonic clichθs. Last but not least the brilliant bookending: majestic intro, rich interludio, PullMeUndering finale. Huge, huuuuuuge personality.

Orc Integration: The vocals do sound horrible, really, but they work in a wise original way; any pretense of vocal line has been avoided in favour of a constant rebounding of unsettling reverbered low end screams (dark Mirrors reflecting fears, if you will) joining the symphonic mass and kinda acting out the lyrical message. The mixture of music and growls is kept so homogeneous that the presence of an overlaying high pitched vocal line would be completely plausible, even necessary. A prime Eric Adams comes to mind.

Total Score: 8 + 5 = 13



Evermind: Agalloch – Our Fortress is Burning

Wife Impression: "Please, tell me it's gonna stay this way!"
My Impression: Foreplay and Rape


Musical Value: 8.5 I have no problems disturbing the word art in this case. A near damn perfect impressionist guitar study in painting the slow inexorable stages and mechanics of fire propagation, as if Jeff Beck with Pink Floyd as support band was given the task. From start to the first big transition (smoke and sparks give way to inferno / enter the drums) it's immaculate. For this listener, it loses its shot to be a 10 because it lets too much time pass between that point and the fantastic cathartic raging finale; when the kick in the guts arrives, I'm almost too comfortable in the new mood to be completely floored.

Orc Integration: I've struggled with this, I'm telling you. At first – let's say first twenty – listen, that whole beautiful epic vocal crescendo would dictate to put this song straight in the next group. Yet, I'm not sure an emotional clean counterpart couldn't do the job better, especially performed by someone both vocally gifted and with serious acting chops. I'll give you this though: those final four heart wrenching screams must stay as they are. Nothing could even hope to top them without resorting to visceral growling.

Total Score: 8.5 + 5 = 13.5



Sacul: Sigh – Amnesia

Wife Impression: "Wait ... this kinda turns me on"
My Impression: "Purrrrrrr"


Musical Value: 8.5 This motherfocker drips sex like oil, and it watches it sizzle on a scorching pan of debauchery. Seriously, until I listened to this tune I couldn't realise how much I needed, for the lack of a better term, some Prog Acid Blues in my life, especially when honored by a trifecta (sax, guitar, piano) of extremely tasty heartfelt solos and concluded by a very subtle and very moving wink to Maggot Brain concealed amidst noises from the Angel Heart elevator. It doesn't matter Slimer is singing this, I love it and demand it to be played in any dive I'll end up drinking my life away.

Orc Integration: Although possibly quite annoying in other contexts, that sleazy rotten sin-promising sar-caustic smug-singing is just the perfect way to give vent to the  sleazy rotten sin-promising sar-caustic mass of dirty lusty music simmering like addictive gumbo. Clean vocals way to make this better? A well calibred mix between Tom Jones, Tom Waits, and Dave Mustaine. Sounds scary.

Total Score: 8.5 + 5 = 13.5



Elite: Destrage – Are You Kidding Me? No

Step-daughter Impression: "SUPERCOOL!"
My Impression: "We're busy, honey ... DON'T COME UPSTAIRS!"


Musical Value: 9 Oooh, they're Italians alright. Too much to say, self-indulgent to a sin, narcissistically enamored of their chaos, obnoxiously loud, allergic to meditation before expressing themselves, fearful of tasty void, prisoners of too many folk traditions, exhibitionist in craft and dangerous in execution, burdened with millennia of failed experiments and successful gimmicks, enemies to authority and slaves to fascination, put on earth by the gods to show how beauty thrives in dark places and passion trumps perfection because, for starters, it can be real. Am I kidding you? No.

Orc Integration: When you need to provide vocals to a tune set to condense everything Mr Bungle stands for but raising the energy level to nuclear volcano, while trying to fit three albums of unashamed crazy musicianship inside seven tight minutes of musical space, well my friend, there's only one thing you must do: do as Mike Patton would do. And that's no small feat, considering Mike Patton himself seldom knows what Mike Patton would do.

Total Score: 9 + 5 = 14
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2020, 02:58:23 PM
Cyril: Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban

Musical Value: 8

...

Total Score: 7.5 + 5 = 12.5
:'(

Train: Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
Podaar: Opeth - Heir Apparent
Puppies: Deathspell Omega - A Chore for the Lost
ariich: Insomnium - Shadows of the Dying Sun

one of these appears to be a 10 musically, according to indi's earlier comments. i couldn't tell you which though
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 03:08:11 PM
Cyril: Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban

Musical Value: 8

...

Total Score: 7.5 + 5 = 12.5
:'(

Cat piccie?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2020, 03:09:08 PM
to clarify i'm pointing out that you gave me an 8 then reduced it to a 7.5  :lol

also going back and peeking at impressions suggests insomnium is probably not the 10
i would guess deathspell isn't either but that might be because i don't like them at all myself
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 21, 2020, 03:11:20 PM
Cyril: Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban

Musical Value: 8

...

Total Score: 7.5 + 5 = 12.5
:'(

Train: Ne Obliviscaris - And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope
Podaar: Opeth - Heir Apparent
Puppies: Deathspell Omega - A Chore for the Lost
ariich: Insomnium - Shadows of the Dying Sun

one of these appears to be a 10 musically, according to indi's earlier comments. i couldn't tell you which though
There are 4 amazingly different songs there.  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 03:11:58 PM
Copy and paste fock up. It is an 8.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2020, 03:12:41 PM
i peeked at the deathspell song and i'm shocked you'd give that even a 7 for musical value but i am a master of misreading your tastes i believe

Copy and paste fock up. It is an 8.

:2metal:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 21, 2020, 03:15:55 PM
i peeked at the deathspell song and i'm shocked you'd give that even a 7 for musical value but i am a master of misreading your tastes i believe
This wouldn't surprise me. The level of complexity in that song (and the album as a whole) is ridiculous. Almost to a fault. To be fair, I have to be in a very particular mood to really enjoy that album or the band in general.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Elite on April 21, 2020, 03:16:30 PM
Elite: Destrage – Are You Kidding Me? No

Musical Value: 9 Oooh, they're Italians alright. Too much to say, self-indulgent to a sin, narcissistically enamored of their chaos, obnoxiously loud, allergic to meditation before expressing themselves, fearful of tasty void, prisoners of too many folk traditions, exhibitionist in craft and dangerous in execution, burdened with millennia of failed experiments and successful gimmicks, enemies to authority and slaves to fascination, put on earth by the gods to show how beauty thrives in dark places and passion trumps perfection because, for starters, it can be real. Am I kidding you? No.

Best write-up ever. Thanks!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: TAC on April 21, 2020, 03:24:20 PM
Let's go with the rest of the results so we can start finding the evil twin song. :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Podaar on April 21, 2020, 03:41:07 PM
As usual, your reviews are all great and a joy to read. Although, sometimes I get a little lost with what you're diving at, I didn't on this one.

Sacul: Sigh – Amnesia

Wife Impression: "Wait ... this kinda turns me on"
My Impression: "Purrrrrrr"


Musical Value: 8.5 This motherfocker drips sex like oil, and it watches it sizzle on a scorching pan of debauchery. Seriously, until I listened to this tune I couldn't realise how much I needed, for the lack of a better term, some Prog Acid Blues in my life, especially when honored by a trifecta (sax, guitar, piano) of extremely tasty heartfelt solos and concluded by a very subtle and very moving wink to Maggot Brain concealed amidst noises from the Angel Heart elevator. It doesn't matter Slimer is singing this, I love it and demand it to be played in any dive I'll end up drinking my life away.

Orc Integration: Although possibly quite annoying in other contexts, that sleazy rotten sin-promising sar-caustic smug-singing is just the perfect way to give vent to the  sleazy rotten sin-promising sar-caustic mass of dirty lusty music simmering like addictive gumbo. Clean vocals way to make this better? A well calibred mix between Tom Jones, Tom Waits, and Dave Mustaine. Sounds scary.

Total Score: 8.5 + 5 = 13.5


What a perfect review of the experience of listening to this song. Well done, my friend! :clap:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 03:48:57 PM
And finally ...


Group 3: Orc Is the Only Way This Works (automatic 6)



ariich: Insomnium – Shadows of the Dying Sun

Wife Impression: "ssssssssnoooooorrrrrrrrre"
My Impression: Didn't expect the vocals to be the most interesting part


Musical Value: 7 It starts exactly like a template mid-career Muse pounding tune; same orchestration, same frequencies, same processed beautiful bass, and I definitely love Muse (the last of the great UK bands, too bad they stopped rocking hard and became a resting on laurels navel grazing fake experimenting act). Then it developes into this strange mesmerising obsessive perennial chorus, oddly saved from banality by a masterful dosage of keyboards and production. I spent a whole week trying to convince myself this song I'm quite enjoying is actually a bad song, but I failed.

Orc Integration: The prime example for this group, and the biggest advocating piece for organic justification of orcspeak in the whole roster. Given the above mentioned songwriting choices of sound and mood, this particular melliflous and tired growly delivery was the one and only way to give the song its whole significant identity. Slap any other kind of harsh singing on it and you have some run-of-the-mill ugly song; use clean vocals and you find yourself with some leftover from Origins of Symmetry, at best.

Total Score: 7 + 6 = 13



Puppies: Deathspell Omega – A Chore for the Lost

Wife Impression: "Mmmm, I suddenly feel the need to take temp"
My Impression: I Am Focking Speechless


Musical Value: 7 An investigation into the very concept of nightmare so brave and profound to put a panel composed of David Lynch, Francis Bacon, and Freddie Krueger to shitless shame. The abyssal opening promising both relaxation and torment, the pure cinetic central chaos complexity (the drummer is neither human or machine. It's Ultron) forcing a sort of R.E.M phase of the heart, the diabolical outro mixing solace for a return to logic and terror for a  soul forever scarred. It's a 7, i.e the average of -1 musicality and 15 songwriting.

Orc Integration: I would not be surprised if multiple copies of these vocals' tapes were to be found in Guantanamo, filed under “use only when they laugh at waterboarding and testicle batteries”. But, again, when your goal is to give voice to the sum of all possible nightmares, nothing else comes close to this sick successful experiment in aural anguish. It should be advertised as Munch's Scream for the Sight Impaired.

Total Score: 7 + 6 = 13



Podaar: Opeth – Heir Apparent

Wife Impression: "Oooo this is nice and … and here's the prince of darkness once again
My Impression: Unique Maddening Progressive Brutality


Musical Value: 9.5 In this crazy post-post-modern culture we're living in, we've come to a point when we rightfully feel the need to remake groundbreaking pieces of popular art into updated versions for this new breed of Homo Socialis Mediaticus Followens, occasionally fulfilling Homo Analogicus Sapiens' dreams along the way. It happened with Marvel Comics into movies, with Final Fantasy VII and, rest assured, it will happen with watershed albums (actually, this is a wonderful thread idea). Well, when Master of Reality's time comes, I demand Opeth to remake it.

Orc Integration: First things first, there is no way you can convince me the sound I'm hearing is actually a product of human vocal chords. We have all been deceived. However, whatever it is, it's the perfect instrument at the perfect frequency to paint such a potent desperate still life. I am  positive the task couldn't have been accomplished with clean vocals, not even with a well balanced spine chilling cocktail of prime Ozzy, Leonard Cohen and Nick Cave.

Total Score: 9.5 + 6 = 15.5



Train: Ne Oblivscaris – And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope

Wife Impression: "Oooh, let's dance tango! That's a wond ... WHATTAFOCK?"
My Impression: Don't Growl for me Argentina


Musical Value: 10 Never mind the obviously off the charts musicianship, this is elite songwriting, i.e. a story perfectly told by arrangement and orchestration. The Pontyesque violin painted decadent life ripe for corruption, then plague came with the growls, a battle was fought during the One section, and eventually a mediation (the solos and double vocals segments) led to a sort of coexistence between life and death in 6/8. Not knowing the title, I would have described the whole tale as … “plague flowering the kaleidoscope”, and that's the kind of circular musical coherence worth classical music.

Orc Integration: Effective to say the least. Rather than simple sound expression, it's a proper characterisation / narrative device for pestilence ( opposed to life / sad violin) , key to the story's appreciation. Ironically, I could have done without the clean vocals, which felt like a sort of unnecessary patronising narrator.

Total Score: 10 + 6 = 16




Round Standings:

Train: 16
Podaar: 15.5
Elite: 14
Evermind: 13.5
Sacul: 13.5
ariich: 13
Cyril*: 13
jingle: 13
lonestar: 13
Puppies: 13
TAC: 13
Katt: 12.5
romdrums: 12
Chris: 11.5
king: 11.5
Stadler: 11


*Run-in Panda



Total Standings:

Evermind: 14 + 22.5 + 17.5 + 13.5 = 67.5
TAC: 10.5 + 22 + 17.5 + 13 = 63
romdrums: 13 + 23 + 14 + 12 = 62
Sacul: 11 + 23 + 14.5 + 13.5 = 62
ariich: 9 + 24 + 15.5 + 13 = 61.5
Elite: 9 + 23 + 15 + 14 = 61
lonestar: 10 + 22.5 + 15.5 + 13 = 61
Stadler: 10 + 23 + 17 + 11 = 61
jingle: 13 + 22 + 12.5 + 13 = 60.5
Train: 11 + 21.5 + 12 + 16 = 60.5
king: 11.5 + 21 + 16 + 11.5 = 60
Podaar: 10 + 20 + 14.5 + 15.5 = 60
Puppies: 11 + 21.5 + 14 + 13 = 59.5
Katt: 10.5 + 22 + 13 + 12.5 = 58
Chris: 12 + 19 + 12.5 + 11.5 = 55
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: The Walrus on April 21, 2020, 03:50:36 PM
I'm sucking harder than (make your own joke).
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2020, 03:52:51 PM
akerfeldt has probably the best growls of any growling growler tbh
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Elite on April 21, 2020, 03:54:34 PM
Kind of a shame that I also sent Heir Apparent, but got a lower score with Destrage :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 03:56:17 PM
Kind of a shame that I also sent Heir Apparent, but got a lower score with Destrage :neverusethis:

I feel you. Gregg was just quicker.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Cool Chris on April 21, 2020, 03:56:20 PM
Taker is literally buried in the standings.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 03:57:17 PM
Taker is literally buried in the standings.

He always rises back to life
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: TAC on April 21, 2020, 03:59:40 PM
Kind of a shame that I also sent Heir Apparent, but got a lower score with Destrage :neverusethis:

I feel you. Gregg was just quicker.

That happens as you get older.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: TAC on April 21, 2020, 04:22:14 PM
OK, what's the evil twin song?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 04:25:38 PM
I'm torn between a couple of options, one minute por favor!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Train of Naught on April 21, 2020, 04:26:53 PM
Wow! Now I wonder how much you liked the other NeO song I sent less than this one, but judging by the score, I guess you should definitely check out the album :))

I take pride in winning the objectively bad vocals music round!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: lonestar on April 21, 2020, 04:36:38 PM
Interesting...I think based on your review of Ne Obliviscaris, I might have fared better with an all orc song from Allegaeon.


Very bummed Destrage got sent, completely shitted on my next round's submission. Back to the drawing board....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Podaar on April 21, 2020, 04:44:08 PM
Iron Sheik sends congratulations to all opponents in this round for great competition and good sportmans-chip. Have cold beer on the Sheik!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 21, 2020, 04:48:31 PM
I'm actually ok with that score. I knew it wasn't going to score well for Musicality, but if this song isn't a perfect example of no other vocals working, I don't know what is.

Judging by your write ups for all the songs taken as a whole, I wonder if I would have scored better by sending a song by Esoteric.....perhaps we can explore that some other time. :corn

Iron Sheik sends congratulations to all opponents in this round for great competition and good sportmans-chip. Have cold beer on the Sheik!
:tden:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 04:54:05 PM
here we go:
Quote
Round V: The Heel Turn. Nothing creates more buzz and excitement than a good guy turning villain all of a sudden. Everything you believed to know backflips and the show is all new and full of possibilities once again. Think Mike Portnoy.

I will give you a specific piece of music, you must find its symmetrical evil twin. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and perfect bizarro counterpart.


I  had circa 167233 options for this, but eventually it just had to come down to the song that started it all:

Have fun! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGRgAULYgWE)





eheheheh
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Evermind on April 21, 2020, 04:56:15 PM
Good enough for this rounds, I actually gained half a point so I'm not complaining.

Now for this round I've no idea what to send. Gonna ponder it tomorrow after work.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: TAC on April 21, 2020, 04:59:39 PM
here we go:
Quote
Round V: The Heel Turn. Nothing creates more buzz and excitement than a good guy turning villain all of a sudden. Everything you believed to know backflips and the show is all new and full of possibilities once again. Think Mike Portnoy.

I will give you a specific piece of music, you must find its symmetrical evil twin. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and perfect bizarro counterpart.


I  had circa 167233 options for this, but eventually it just had to come down to the song that started it all:

Have fun! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGRgAULYgWE)

eheheheh

I guessed it as it was loading.

Too bad it wasn't the Tag Team, and I would've sent OTBOA.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Train of Naught on April 21, 2020, 05:03:55 PM
I guess I’m not fully sure what the theme entails exactly? Are we supposed to send something as musically different/opposite to said track, or something similar but still different somehow? ??? am noob
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2020, 05:04:43 PM
heck it, i sent the song that makes pull me under look like the bizarro evil twin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2020, 05:06:19 PM
i'm in this roulette now because all the other roulettes i don't need to send anything else for hi all
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 05:07:12 PM
 :tup :tup :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Results at Last!
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 05:14:52 PM
here we go:
Quote
Round V: The Heel Turn. Nothing creates more buzz and excitement than a good guy turning villain all of a sudden. Everything you believed to know backflips and the show is all new and full of possibilities once again. Think Mike Portnoy.

I will give you a specific piece of music, you must find its symmetrical evil twin. I will rate it both as valuable musical piece and perfect bizarro counterpart.


I  had circa 167233 options for this, but eventually it just had to come down to the song that started it all:

Have fun! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGRgAULYgWE)

eheheheh

I guessed it as it was loading.

Too bad it wasn't the Tag Team, and I would've sent OTBOA.

 :lol

I knew you knew. I could have even not banned that.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 21, 2020, 05:27:06 PM
I guess I’m not fully sure what the theme entails exactly? Are we supposed to send something as musically different/opposite to said track, or something similar but still different somehow? ??? am noob

The symmetrical opposite, be it musically, lyrically, or both. Or according to whatever clever reason you may find.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 21, 2020, 05:32:33 PM
Oh I have just the - focking, is it? - tunes for this round. Prepare your ears for a merciless thrashing. Gotta pick the winner...

EDIT: Sent something that will put me in glorious last place
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 21, 2020, 06:38:21 PM
I should send Creed's Higher :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: jingle.boy on April 21, 2020, 07:28:31 PM
I think know exactly what I’m playing.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: lonestar on April 21, 2020, 08:04:46 PM
Sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Cool Chris on April 21, 2020, 09:05:14 PM
2 songs sent. It's a Fabulous Freebirds kinda tag team.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: wolfking on April 21, 2020, 10:45:22 PM
This evil twin thing is a very creative and interesting game.  Well done.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Elite on April 22, 2020, 02:07:26 AM
Very bummed Destrage got sent, completely shitted on my next round's submission. Back to the drawing board....

Sorry :(

I sent it based on Indi's comments on previous songs this roulette. I thought it might to well .. and it did.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Podaar on April 22, 2020, 02:50:17 AM
Sent something that will put me in glorious last place

Don't be negative, Mr. American Dream. Iron Sheik say, think good thoughts, do good work, you'll be fine.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: jingle.boy on April 22, 2020, 04:58:43 AM
Sent something that will put me in glorious last place

Don't be negative, Mr. American Dream. Iron Sheik say, think good thoughts, do good work, you'll be fine.

*Hacktui
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 05:23:44 AM
This evil twin thing is a very creative and interesting game.  Well done.

Thank you! Wanna give it a try?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Podaar on April 22, 2020, 06:56:26 AM
Sent something that will put me in glorious last place

Don't be negative, Mr. American Dream. Iron Sheik say, think good thoughts, do good work, you'll be fine.

*Hacktui

Sorry for your sickness, Mr. Ventura. Get well soon. Yes?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 07:10:55 AM
Sent something that will put me in glorious last place

Don't be negative, you'll be fine.

Oh yeah, catch this!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/14rACYMwBmXDqM/giphy.gif)



Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 07:43:34 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Postwhore on April 22, 2020, 07:49:01 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Train of Naught on April 22, 2020, 08:15:50 AM
Sent 3 total Dream Theater copycats-influenced bands
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 08:16:39 AM
Sent 3 total Dream Theater copycats-influenced bands

It's the opposite round though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 08:20:24 AM
I was seriously considering sending another rap song because, you know, opposites, but I spared Indi the torture.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Train of Naught on April 22, 2020, 08:39:39 AM
Sent 3 total Dream Theater copycats-influenced bands

It's the opposite round though.
Ohh I get it now oops, resending
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 08:46:37 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Postwhore on April 22, 2020, 08:48:27 AM
I sent something Tim would hate. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 08:49:48 AM
I sent something Tim would hate. :lol

And that's news how? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Postwhore on April 22, 2020, 08:55:39 AM
I sent something Tim would hate. :lol

And that's news how? :lol

 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 09:26:19 AM
(https://images.amcnetworks.com/ifccenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/eraserhead_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Evermind on April 22, 2020, 09:27:07 AM
I wonder if I should just go with growls again :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: jingle.boy on April 22, 2020, 09:35:12 AM
Sent something that will put me in glorious last place

Don't be negative, you'll be fine.

Oh yeah, catch this!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/14rACYMwBmXDqM/giphy.gif)

Aren't you clever.  You get your son to adjust that quote pyramid for you?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Stadler on April 22, 2020, 09:35:57 AM
I sent three choices (three different "opposites") and all were rejected as "too obvious" (and I don't argue that; I sent Rush in a DTF roulette; what did I EXPECT???).  So I sent three more.  We'll see, but I'm pretty proud of my creativity on this round.  I feel like I'm on Guy's Grocery Games and I just made pig bladder into a souffle!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 22, 2020, 09:37:41 AM
Sent something that will put me in glorious last place

Don't be negative, you'll be fine.

Oh yeah, catch this!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/14rACYMwBmXDqM/giphy.gif)

Aren't you clever.  You get your son to adjust that quote pyramid for you?
:neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 09:44:29 AM
I sent three choices (three different "opposites") and all were rejected as "too obvious" (and I don't argue that; I sent Rush in a DTF roulette; what did I EXPECT???).  So I sent three more.  We'll see, but I'm pretty proud of my creativity on this round.  I feel like I'm on Guy's Grocery Games and I just made pig bladder into a souffle!

I am actually impressed by the quickfire way you surf through your arsenal with continous twists on the themes.


I wonder if I should just go with growls again :lol

I wonder if you like being in first place  :lol


NEW TWIST:

There is ONE song that is perfect for this round in every conceivable aspect.

Too bad that means I already know it, so it's banned, but I'm willing to spice up the competition a bit and give away 5 points to the one who guesses it.

I'm PMing Buddyhunter the correct answer as notary act.

Guess away!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 09:46:18 AM
Lift Me Up?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Evermind on April 22, 2020, 09:47:59 AM
brb, also PMing Buddyhunter

I'm going with growls too, it's just too perfect so I can't resist using it. Good luck to whoever is in the first place after this round!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 09:52:31 AM
Lift Me Up?

(https://i.imgur.com/glBBkiL.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 09:59:37 AM


Aren't you clever.  You get your son to adjust that quote pyramid for you?

I did it all by myself! :natalieportman:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: jingle.boy on April 22, 2020, 10:04:08 AM
Push you over?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 10:09:14 AM
Sent something that will put me in glorious last place

Don't be negative, you'll be fine.

Oh yeah, catch this!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/14rACYMwBmXDqM/giphy.gif)

Aren't you clever.  You get your son to adjust that quote pyramid for you?

 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2020, 10:09:20 AM
I've never even heard of the artist :lol
Might be a little before my time.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 10:09:35 AM
Push you over?

Nope, but a perfectly wrestling thing to say.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 10:10:52 AM
I've never even heard of the artist :lol
Might be a little before my time.

Are we giving clues, sir notary?  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Evermind on April 22, 2020, 10:11:08 AM
Diana Ross - Take Me Higher :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2020, 10:12:47 AM
I've never even heard of the artist :lol
Might be a little before my time.

Are we giving clues, sir notary?  :rollin

I didn't even look them up so they could have formed last year for all I know. Was just making an educated guess. ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 10:14:07 AM
Diana Ross - Take Me Higher :neverusethis:

No, but actually it would work splendidly
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 10:14:42 AM
Christina Aguilera - Lift Me Up :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Evermind on April 22, 2020, 10:16:18 AM
Sent!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 10:18:53 AM
Christina Aguilera - Lift Me Up :neverusethis:

Fock, this works even better than the one I picked
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 10:19:21 AM
gimme those bonus points then daddy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 10:20:42 AM
I'll give you your pay once the bombing mission is completed, merc

Soldier, uh? DON'T TRUST YA!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 10:21:25 AM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Stadler on April 22, 2020, 10:32:41 AM
Christina Aguilera - Lift Me Up :neverusethis:

Much better; I was thinking the Yes version of "Lift Me Up" from "Union".   
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 10:56:16 AM
I've never even heard of the artist :lol
Might be a little before my time.

Pretty sure that was understood.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: romdrums on April 22, 2020, 12:45:53 PM
Heel turn sent. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Sacul on April 22, 2020, 12:47:46 PM
The Cardigans - Higher? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 12:49:42 PM
Nope. Sexy voice though
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Podaar on April 22, 2020, 12:59:15 PM
Iron Sheik want take this slow time between bouts to thank our grachous host. Have cold beer Mr. Cornette! YOU EARN IT!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 01:07:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/i2Kslwz.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 01:30:51 PM
Iron Sheik want take this slow time between bouts to thank our grachous host. Have cold beer Mr. Cornette! YOU EARN IT!


(https://i.imgflip.com/3xpjah.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/3xpjah)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Elite on April 22, 2020, 01:58:52 PM
Going through my options right now, will probably send soon.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Podaar on April 22, 2020, 02:10:37 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/3xpjah.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/3xpjah)

Not kiss ass, Mr. Ric Flair--may the wind always cool your crotch. Iron Sheik turn over a new rock. Recently got Shiite Again--praise be to Allah. All charity and love now.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Elite on April 22, 2020, 02:13:12 PM
Going through my options right now, will probably send soon.

You're going to wish you had chosen a different song for me to give you its 'evil twin' :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 02:14:11 PM
Going through my options right now, will probably send soon.

You're going to wish you had chosen a different song for me to give you its 'evil twin' :lol





We have evils twins talking to themselves right here!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Elite on April 22, 2020, 02:57:31 PM
Sent!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 03:00:00 PM
I was so close to sending this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VqEsiZ2TQ)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 03:00:57 PM
I was so close to sending this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VqEsiZ2TQ)

I was so close to checking out what you just posted.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 03:17:53 PM
I was so close to sending this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VqEsiZ2TQ)

Then you took an arrow of good sense to the knee
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Sacul on April 22, 2020, 03:20:11 PM
i used to be an adventurer like you
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 03:22:59 PM
No lollygagging!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Postwhore on April 22, 2020, 03:31:18 PM
Poppycock!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 03:56:08 PM
Tallywhacker!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 03:59:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYzAyP40IiQ
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 04:09:00 PM
Tim guessed the perfect evil twin song!









Tim didn't guess the perfect evil twin song
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Postwhore on April 22, 2020, 04:27:42 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SNm7mkS5/Zombo-Meme-22042020182633.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)fluval chi setup (https://bettafishcaretaker.com/filter)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 04:28:24 PM
Well, it wasn't a submission, but more of the first thing I thought of after the two posts above me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Sacul on April 22, 2020, 05:21:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Postwhore on April 22, 2020, 05:34:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

God Dammit. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Crow on April 22, 2020, 05:37:51 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 05:38:09 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/3k5hhi.png)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 05:48:34 PM
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna start the round and desert you
Never gonna make you try
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna dragon-clause up and hurt you
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Postwhore on April 22, 2020, 05:49:19 PM
Hints mofo, hints. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 06:01:21 PM
It's Pull Me Under's evil twin because:

1. It's as superficial as PMU is profound
2. Its lyrics are as wussy as PMU's are corageous
3. It was as trite as PMU was fresh
4. You wish it to end abruptly but it doesn't, you wish PMU to go on but ends abrubtly
5. Its solo is as tasteless and directionless as PMU's is elegant and focused
6. It's by a self-proclaimed supergroup, while PMU is by a true supergroup
7. It made me think grunge was right, while PMU made me think it was wrong
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 06:04:39 PM
So it gets a 10 Evil Twin points and 0 Valuable Piece Of Music points?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 06:06:07 PM
absolutely
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Crow on April 22, 2020, 06:13:34 PM
is it this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGRgAULYgWE)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 06:17:38 PM
I got it! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egA3dZ91Dc)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 06:21:38 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 06:40:13 PM
Is it Sons of Apollo - Coming Home or Adrenaline Mob - Psychosane?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 22, 2020, 06:42:40 PM
Nah, those aren't twins, but misshapen clones.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2020, 06:48:32 PM
The answer should be Another Day or On The Backs Of Angels :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 07:02:32 PM
Nah, those aren't twins, but misshapen clones.

They're miscarriages.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Lemme tell ya sumthing, Mean Gene
Post by: jingle.boy on April 22, 2020, 07:15:33 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kQ9p2HplPkWPe/giphy.gif)


https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ?t=50


(https://media3.giphy.com/media/x0w62ZcupOMak/source.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 07:32:06 PM
 :lol

That song is so f'ing creepy. Like, the band is already shit, but that's the cherry on the shit sundae right there.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 22, 2020, 07:41:46 PM
(https://diana-cdn.naturallycurly.com/Articles/BO_VS-Simon.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: The Walrus on April 22, 2020, 07:44:56 PM
Shut up!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: jingle.boy on April 22, 2020, 09:41:08 PM
Shut up!  :lol

Tim's post was not directed to you... it was towards my TAC-roll.  It's been a while since I've been able to pull it off.

:lhk:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Sacul on April 22, 2020, 10:07:14 PM
Wait is it Audioslave - Like A Stone? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Elite on April 23, 2020, 12:28:40 AM
It's Pull Me Under's evil twin because:

1. It's as superficial as PMU is profound
2. Its lyrics are as wussy as PMU's are corageous
3. It was as trite as PMU was fresh
4. You wish it to end abruptly but it doesn't, you wish PMU to go on but ends abrubtly
5. Its solo is as tasteless and directionless as PMU's is elegant and focused
6. It's by a self-proclaimed supergroup, while PMU is by a true supergroup
7. It made me think grunge was right, while PMU made me think it was wrong


hello evil twin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DCmznTKXJg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Indiscipline on April 23, 2020, 06:29:22 AM
Ok, guys. The secret song is:






People - Need to Send
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: TAC on April 23, 2020, 06:33:11 AM
I already sent, and I think I'm just going to ride with that one song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: Stadler on April 23, 2020, 06:52:37 AM
I sent like 12 friggin' songs.  I'm good for this roulette through next round, Puppies' roulette and Home's roulette.  I might even be good for Katt's next roulette.  ;) :)

And I'm not last, so suck it, Trebek!!  Have a nice friggin' day! :) :) :) <- This is the Foley symbol.  I'm not friggin' jokin' here!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Evermind on April 23, 2020, 07:06:20 AM
I already sent, and I think I'm just going to ride with that one song.

Same.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Podaar on April 23, 2020, 07:10:12 AM
I already sent, and I think I'm just going to ride with that one song.

Same.

Ditto
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: King Postwhore on April 23, 2020, 07:12:37 AM
Same for me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: jingle.boy on April 23, 2020, 07:23:22 AM
Same.  And by "same" I mean "I haven't figured it out yet".
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: ariich on April 23, 2020, 07:24:14 AM
Haven't had any chance to think about this at all yet, but should hopefully send this evening.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: The Walrus on April 23, 2020, 07:30:11 AM
I sent three turds.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 23, 2020, 08:28:48 AM
I already sent, and I think I'm just going to ride with that one song.

Same.

Ditto
Likewise
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Send the Twin, "I'm not Afraid!"
Post by: Sacul on April 23, 2020, 12:12:54 PM
I already sent, and I think I'm just going to ride with that one song.

Same.

Ditto
Likewise
Similarly.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: Crow on April 23, 2020, 12:17:05 PM
i'd like to retract my submission and instead submit john cage - 4'33"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: Indiscipline on April 23, 2020, 12:37:42 PM
Can't do. That's the section of PMU starting at 8:11 with a pretty poor transition.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: ariich on April 23, 2020, 03:41:17 PM
Sent two songs for the first time!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: jingle.boy on April 23, 2020, 06:49:36 PM
Sent two songs for the first time!

Pretty sure I'm going to do that two.  :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: TAC on April 23, 2020, 06:51:18 PM
Sent two songs for the first time!

Pretty sure I'm going to do that two.  :neverusethis:

Wow, you are two funny. :neverusethis: :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: The Walrus on April 23, 2020, 07:07:47 PM
Y'all are two much.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: jingle.boy on April 24, 2020, 05:56:57 AM
I've submitted my songs for consideration.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2020, 07:52:05 AM
I've submitted my songs for consideration.

So proper all of a sudden.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: Stadler on April 24, 2020, 08:58:15 AM
Sent two songs for the first time!

Pretty sure I'm going to do that two.  :neverusethis:

Wow, you are two funny. :neverusethis: :neverusethis:

Y'all are two much.

Enough. This has two stop.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2020, 09:04:34 AM
Tommy Too Tone.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: romdrums on April 24, 2020, 09:08:23 AM
Tommy Too Tone.

*To
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: Stadler on April 24, 2020, 09:08:38 AM
Tommy Too Tone.

That made me spit coffee all over the desk.  NICE.  :) :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 09:45:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/SqPP2GS.gif)

Now I have to pick 16 submissions among 538, but we're gonna hang a man tonight.


The secret song was this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE)


(Listen to it with PMU in mind. Twins, I tell you.)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: lonestar on April 24, 2020, 09:47:42 AM
Based on the secret song, this should be a slam dunk for me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: jingle.boy on April 24, 2020, 10:13:03 AM
Oh dear fucking god, I thought Damn Yankees with the clue "thought they were a supergroup", and also actually considered High Enough as an option when I was reviewing "high" as a potential theme/title. 

That is a tremendous power ballad - and even better video!  Would've scored 9 or 10 if jingle was judging.  Though, I'm a sucker for power ballads.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Cool Chris on April 24, 2020, 10:14:05 AM
I loved that song and video!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Evermind on April 24, 2020, 10:14:39 AM
Yeah, I'm screwed in this round. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Dragons of Spring Rouletting
Post by: Stadler on April 24, 2020, 10:16:29 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/SqPP2GS.gif)

Now I have to pick 16 submissions among 538, but we're gonna hang a man tonight.


The secret song was this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE)


(Listen to it with PMU in mind. Twins, I tell you.)

Always up for a little Jack Blades.   Nugent looks ridiculous with the shades and the gum chewing, though, at least until he bursts through the door and shorts out the neighborhood power grid.  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 24, 2020, 10:17:38 AM
I guess I wasn't far off base with my jokingly sending Creed - Higher
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 10:23:58 AM
Creed is worse than Winger.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Crow on April 24, 2020, 10:26:50 AM
worse than Winger.
:omg:

TAC you need to have a Creed round in your next roulette :metardica:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Elite on April 24, 2020, 10:27:05 AM
No matter how this round goes, I sent three tracks I absolutely love and I'm already liking the idea that Mr. I Repeat Myself When I'm Under Stress (x4) has to listen to them all at least once.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 10:31:49 AM
worse than Winger.
:omg:

TAC you need to have a Creed round in your next roulette :metardica:

If, and it’s a big if, I ever do another Roulette, it will most certainly not have a Creed round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: The Walrus on April 24, 2020, 10:32:06 AM
Creed is worse than Winger.

I... agree?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 10:32:46 AM
Don’t fight it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2020, 10:33:40 AM
But you like Alter Bridge Tim?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Elite on April 24, 2020, 10:35:19 AM
worse than Winger.
:omg:

TAC you need to have a Creed round in your next roulette :metardica:

If, and it’s a big if, I ever do another Roulette, it will most certainly not have a Creed round.

Yes you will, you just don't know it until you get everybody's submissions.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 24, 2020, 10:39:44 AM
worse than Winger.
:omg:

TAC you need to have a Creed round in your next roulette :metardica:

If, and it’s a big if, I ever do another Roulette, it will most certainly not have a Creed round.

Yes you will, you just don't know it until you get everybody's submissions.
I've never seen a host rage quit his own roulette, but this just might do it.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 10:50:28 AM
Oh dear fucking god, I thought Damn Yankees with the clue "thought they were a supergroup", and also actually considered High Enough as an option when I was reviewing "high" as a potential theme/title. 

That is a tremendous power ballad - and even better video!  Would've scored 9 or 10 if jingle was judging.  Though, I'm a sucker for power ballads.

The video is hysterical, Nugent trascendentally.

My podium for Most Brazenly Confident Use of Chewing Gum in Art:

1. Greg Lake, You Still Turn Me On, California Jam '74
2. MJ, gold medal cerimony, Barcelona '92
3. Ted Nugent, High Enough Videoclip, MTV '91
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 11:11:00 AM
I guess I wasn't far off base with my jokingly sending Creed - Higher

That was actually my first choice for a minute
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Stadler on April 24, 2020, 12:29:25 PM
Oh dear fucking god, I thought Damn Yankees with the clue "thought they were a supergroup", and also actually considered High Enough as an option when I was reviewing "high" as a potential theme/title. 

That is a tremendous power ballad - and even better video!  Would've scored 9 or 10 if jingle was judging.  Though, I'm a sucker for power ballads.

The video is hysterical, Nugent trascendentally.

My podium for Most Brazenly Confident Use of Chewing Gum in Art:

1. Greg Lake, You Still Turn Me On, California Jam '74
2. MJ, gold medal cerimony, Barcelona '92
3. Ted Nugent, High Enough Videoclip, MTV '91

Good list; mine has Rowdy Roddy Piper on it, but still a good list.  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: ariich on April 24, 2020, 12:31:15 PM
worse than Winger.
:omg:

TAC you need to have a Creed round in your next roulette :metardica:

If, and it’s a big if, I ever do another Roulette, it will most certainly not have a Creed round.

Yes you will, you just don't know it until you get everybody's submissions.
:lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 12:52:20 PM
Oh dear fucking god, I thought Damn Yankees with the clue "thought they were a supergroup", and also actually considered High Enough as an option when I was reviewing "high" as a potential theme/title. 

That is a tremendous power ballad - and even better video!  Would've scored 9 or 10 if jingle was judging.  Though, I'm a sucker for power ballads.

The video is hysterical, Nugent trascendentally.

My podium for Most Brazenly Confident Use of Chewing Gum in Art:

1. Greg Lake, You Still Turn Me On, California Jam '74
2. MJ, gold medal cerimony, Barcelona '92
3. Ted Nugent, High Enough Videoclip, MTV '91

Good list; mine has Rowdy Roddy Piper on it, but still a good list.  :)

Good pick. I have him fifth, the lass in Indiana Jones' classroom being fourth.



Speaking of picks, the WTF is strong with a bunch of submissions this round.

We go with the Bizarro Hangman's Evil Twin .... the plain missionary position hangman:


?: ______ ______ - ______ _____
?: ______ - ___ ______: _____________
?: ___ - ____ __ __
?: ________ - _______ ______
?: _________ - _________
?: _________ - ___ _________ _______ ___ ____
?: ____ _____ - _______
?: _______ ______ - ________
?: _______ - __________
?: _______ - _______
?: ___ ___ ___ ______ _____ - _ ____ __ ____ ___ ______
?: _____ - ___ __ ___
?: __ _______ - ___________
?: ____ ______ - ___ ____ ___ __ __ _____
?: _______'_ __ _____ - ______ __ ____
?: _____ ________ - _____
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Crow on April 24, 2020, 12:52:47 PM
give me B for Bizarro
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: The Walrus on April 24, 2020, 12:53:27 PM
R for redrum
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 24, 2020, 12:53:51 PM
Nothing wrong with missionary position  :biggrin:

Give me M for missionary
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Elite on April 24, 2020, 01:00:01 PM
Give me W for

Worldchanger, Rise
Worldchanger, Rise
Worldchanger, PUUULLLL ME UNDAAAHH
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Elite on April 24, 2020, 01:03:12 PM
Poverty's no Crime - Spiral of Fear





^channeling my inner Evermind with this one
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 01:06:02 PM
?: M____r M____r - Br____ W____
?: __r___ - ___ _w____: ____r________
?: ___ - ____ M_ __
?: R_______ - __m____ _r____
?: M_r______ - ____r____
?: __b______ - ___ _________ B______ ___ ___w
?: R___ _w___ - _r___r_
?: _r_____ ______ - __m_____
?: __rb___ - M_________
?: ___r___ - _______
?: ___ ___ ___ __m___ _____ - _ W___ __ ____ ___ _____r
?: ____r - ___ __ M__
?: __ _______ - R__________
?: ____ _____m - ___ ____ W__ __ M_ ___r_
?: Poverty's No Crime - Spiral of Fear
?: ____r _r_m____ - _____

Letters guessed: Bizarro Widely Revives Missionary


Cyril waits for John Cage
Katt wait for Ox
Puppies waits for Acid
Elite waits for Evermind exorcism
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: romdrums on April 24, 2020, 01:17:46 PM
Mister Mister- Broken Wings

Let's see an A
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 01:24:16 PM
?: Mister Mister - Broken Wings
?: A_r___ - _a_ _w____: ____r___a____
?: ___ - ____ M_ __
?: R_a_____ - _am____ _r____
?: Mar______ - ____r_a__
?: __b____a_ - ___ _________ B___a__ ___ ___w
?: R___ _wa__ - _ra__r_
?: _ra____ _a____ - __m_____
?: _arba__ - M____a____
?: ___r___ - _a_____
?: ___ A__ ___ _am___ _____ - _ Wa__ __ _a__ ___ _____r
?: ____r - ___ __ Ma_
?: __ _______ - Ra_________
?: ____ __a_am - ___ ____ Wa_ __ M_ __ar_
?: Poverty's No Crime - Spiral of Fear
?: ____r _ram____ - ___a_

Letters guessed: Bizarro Aspersions Widely Revive Missionary


Cyril waits for John Cage
Katt wait for Ox
Puppies waits for Acid
Elite waits for Evermind exorcism
rom waits for drums
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Sacul on April 24, 2020, 01:31:51 PM
D stands for dacul
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Evermind on April 24, 2020, 01:32:05 PM
Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
Marillion - Neverland

Elite can guess again!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 24, 2020, 01:34:42 PM
Poverty's no Crime - Spiral of Fear
Funny I was just listening to this song.

Jingle sent it probably
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2020, 01:38:44 PM
Love that Mr. Mister tune and the album it is from.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 01:42:10 PM
?: Mister Mister - Broken Wings
?: Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
?: ___ - ____ M_ __
?: R_a___d_ - _am____ _r____
?: Marillion - Neverland
?: __b____a_ - ___ _________ B___a__ ___ ___w
?: R___ _wa__ - _ra__r_
?: _ra____ _a____ - __m_____
Stadler: Garbage - M_d__a____
?: ___r___ - _a_____
?: ___ A__ ___ _am___ _____ - _ Wa__ __ _a__ ___ _____r
?: ____r - ___ __ Ma_
?: __ _______ - Ra_________
?: ____ __a_am - ___ ____ Wa_ __ M_ __ar_
jingle: Poverty's No Crime - Spiral of Fear
?: ____r _ram____ - ___a_

Letters guessed: Bizarro Aspersions Widely Revive Dull Missionary


Cyril waits for John Cage
Katt wait for Ox
Puppies waits for Acid
Elite waits for Evermind exorcism
rom waits for drums
Evermind waits for Father Merrin
Sacul waits 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: The Walrus on April 24, 2020, 01:43:43 PM
Did Stadler send Neverland?

I see Garbage :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: jingle.boy on April 24, 2020, 01:44:49 PM
Mr. Mister has to be King.

And Ayreon... seriously people... I ALREADY PLAYED THAT FUCKING ALBUM!

Poverty's no Crime - Spiral of Fear
Funny I was just listening to this song.

Jingle sent it probably

So you DID listen to my concept album!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Cool Chris on April 24, 2020, 01:46:21 PM
I see Garbage

Someone submitted a song by Genesis?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 01:48:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/HluGJBl.gif)

Chad, loose rules on the gimmick rounds as usual. And you played that album in my last roulette as well  :laugh:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: The Walrus on April 24, 2020, 01:49:40 PM
I see Garbage

Someone submitted a song by Genesis?

HAHAHA. Chris has the line of the day. Nice.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Can You Take Me High Enough?
Post by: Stadler on April 24, 2020, 01:57:53 PM
Oh dear fucking god, I thought Damn Yankees with the clue "thought they were a supergroup", and also actually considered High Enough as an option when I was reviewing "high" as a potential theme/title. 

That is a tremendous power ballad - and even better video!  Would've scored 9 or 10 if jingle was judging.  Though, I'm a sucker for power ballads.

The video is hysterical, Nugent trascendentally.

My podium for Most Brazenly Confident Use of Chewing Gum in Art:

1. Greg Lake, You Still Turn Me On, California Jam '74
2. MJ, gold medal cerimony, Barcelona '92
3. Ted Nugent, High Enough Videoclip, MTV '91

Good list; mine has Rowdy Roddy Piper on it, but still a good list.  :)

Good pick. I have him fifth, the lass in Indiana Jones' classroom being fourth.

Fourth for me is the entire cast of "Grease", particularly Dinah Manhoff.  Tell me about it, STUD.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: The Walrus on April 24, 2020, 01:59:26 PM
^^^ YES.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: romdrums on April 24, 2020, 02:06:36 PM
Love that Mr. Mister tune and the album it is from.

I used Is It Love in the most recent round in Puppies' roulette.  Love that album.  Pat Mastelotto's drumming is top notch.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: jingle.boy on April 24, 2020, 02:14:53 PM
Chad, loose rules on the gimmick rounds as usual. And you played that album in my last roulette as well  :laugh:

Like hells I did.  I played Star One, but I did not re-use The Human Equation.  A quick perusal of your first roulette ....

:metal: DestinyOfChaos - The One Trick Ponies:

Ayreon – Day Two: Isolation:

Bus Impression: “A brazen celebration of artistic theft”

(https://media.tenor.com/images/66d02dddfb3df928657f0a8e46185c93/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 02:17:24 PM
My bad, mate.


(https://i.imgur.com/pnp9Fl9.gif)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Evermind on April 24, 2020, 02:22:05 PM
Whoever ends up at 15th place should just send 14 Ayreon songs to win this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 02:23:20 PM
There aren't 14 Ayreon songs left to send anymore  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 02:23:38 PM
I see Garbage

Someone submitted a song by Genesis?

 :lol

Both by Stadler
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 02:25:51 PM
E for evil
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 02:34:01 PM
?: Mister Mister - Broken Wings
?: Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
?: _e_ - Lift Me Up
Katt: Rhapsody - Lamento Eroico
?: Marillion - Neverland
?: __b____a_ - __e ______e__ Be_ea__ __e ___w
?: Rise Twain - Prayers
?: _ra____ _a____ - __me____
Stadler: Garbage - Medication
?: _e_r___ - _a_____
?: ___ A__ __e _am___ ____e - _ Wa__ __ _a_e ___ ____er
?: ___er - ___ __ Ma_
?: __ ____e__ - Ra___e____e
?: ____ __a_am - ___ ____ Wa_ __ M_ _ear_
jingle: Poverty's No Crime - Spiral of Fear
Podaar: Peter Frampton - Float

WAR B DEM


Cyril waits for John Cage
Katt wait for Ox
Puppies waits for Acid
Elite waits for Evermind exorcism
rom waits for drums
Evermind waits for Father Merrin
Sacul waits
TAC waitiiiiing in my coooold cellllll
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 02:35:34 PM
Peter Frampton
Red-Lift Me Up
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Evermind on April 24, 2020, 02:35:49 PM
Rise Twain - Prayers
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 02:39:15 PM
Rhapsody sent by K Lox

Red Lift Me Up
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: ariich on April 24, 2020, 02:44:25 PM
Rhapsody sent by K Lox
Lamento eroico
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 02:52:04 PM
Peter Frampton is Float sent by Podaar
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Podaar on April 24, 2020, 02:59:16 PM
Garbage is Medication
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Podaar on April 24, 2020, 03:03:14 PM
T for trite
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 03:15:23 PM
?: Mister Mister - Broken Wings
?: Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
?: _e_ - Lift Me Up
Katt: Rhapsody - Lamento Eroico
?: Marillion - Neverland
?: __b____a_ - T_e _t____e__ Be_eat_ T_e ___w
?: Rise Twain - Prayers
?: _ra____ _a____ - __me_t__
Stadler: Garbage - Medication
?: _e_r___ - _a_____
?: Sly And The Family Stone - I Want To Take You Higher
?: ___er - ___ __ Ma_
?: St Vincent - Rattlesnake
?: Foxy Shazam - The Only Way To My Heart
jingle: Poverty's No Crime - Spiral of Fear
Podaar: Peter Frampton - Float

Letters guessed: This Epic Roulette Deserves More Wine And Beer


Cyril waits for John Cage
Katt wait for Ox
Puppies waits for Acid
Elite waits for Evermind exorcism
rom waits for drums
Evermind waits for Father Merrin
Sacul waits
TAC waitiiiiing in my coooold cellllll
Podaar wait a minute, we gotta get somethin' real happenin' here
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 03:18:41 PM
Sly And The Family Stone-I Want To Take You Higher

Sacul?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 03:24:03 PM
Rattlesnake
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Podaar on April 24, 2020, 03:25:21 PM
Foxy Shazam - The Only Way To My Heart (is with an axe)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Podaar on April 24, 2020, 03:36:46 PM
Oh boy, I may not want to make a playlist of this round...

St Vincent
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 03:42:13 PM
That's what I get when asking for a beautiful song's evil twin, I guess.

I sense an average of 8 for theme value, and an average of 3 for the musical one.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Crow on April 24, 2020, 03:44:32 PM
 :rollin

Marillion is Puppies
Foxy Shazam is ariich
St. Vincent is Dacul
Mister Mister is romdrums

it'd be too late to change anyways and since i'm not even in this roulette it hardly matters but i probably could've sent this instead of what i did send
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfsJpXlHCcc
no clue how indi would react to it but it is really good imo
i definitely didn't just get reminded of it because it contains the lyrics "mister, mister" either
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 03:47:39 PM
3/4

?: Mister Mister - Broken Wings
?: Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
?: _e_ - Lift Me Up
Katt: Rhapsody - Lamento Eroico
Puppies: Marillion - Neverland
?: __b____a_ - T_e _t____e__ Be_eat_ T_e ___w
?: Rise Twain - Prayers
?: _ra____ _a____ - __me_t__
Stadler: Garbage - Medication
?: _e_r___ - _a_____
?: Sly And The Family Stone - I Want To Take You Higher
?: ___er - ___ __ Ma_
Sacul: St Vincent - Rattlesnake
ariich: Foxy Shazam - The Only Way To My Heart
jingle: Poverty's No Crime - Spiral of Fear
Podaar: Peter Frampton - Float
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Podaar on April 24, 2020, 03:51:53 PM
Peter Frampton is Float sent by Podaar

Out of curiosity, Tim. What made you so sure I sent this song?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: ariich on April 24, 2020, 03:53:19 PM
That's what I get when asking for a beautiful song's evil twin, I guess.

I sense an average of 8 for theme value, and an average of 3 for the musical one.
I'm guessing the other option I sent would have scored a 10 and a 1 respectively. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 03:53:44 PM
Peter Frampton is Float sent by Podaar

Out of curiosity, Tim. What made you so sure I sent this song?

I'm wicked smaht!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: lonestar on April 24, 2020, 03:57:17 PM
If musical quality plays into this, we all just lost to Neverland.  :heart
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2020, 03:59:20 PM
Peter Frampton is Float sent by Podaar

Out of curiosity, Tim. What made you so sure I sent this song?

Your age.

(https://i.postimg.cc/13HQDy8X/giphy-25.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 04:00:12 PM
That's what I get when asking for a beautiful song's evil twin, I guess.

I sense an average of 8 for theme value, and an average of 3 for the musical one.
I'm guessing the other option I sent would have scored a 10 and a 1 respectively. :lol

5 and 5
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Crow on April 24, 2020, 04:00:52 PM
neverland is the perfect evil twin to pull me under because the latter knows when it's time to end and the former never gets the memo
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Elite on April 24, 2020, 04:00:59 PM
Now I'm wondering why you chose the song you did :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 04:01:15 PM
This was the first draft of my post.

Peter Frampton is Float sent by Oldaar
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 04:02:30 PM
Now I'm wondering why you chose the song you did :)

The others would have scored from 5 to 10






years in prison
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Elite on April 24, 2020, 04:05:49 PM
Well, shit :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 24, 2020, 04:09:21 PM
Poverty's no Crime - Spiral of Fear
Funny I was just listening to this song.

Jingle sent it probably

So you DID listen to my concept album!!!
I did so much more than that......  :corn

neverland is the perfect evil twin to pull me under because the latter knows when it's time to end and the former never gets the memo
There's a hot take....

If musical quality plays into this, we all just lost to Neverland.  :heart
Indeed! That song is nearly perfect from a musical perspective. And a songwriting perspective. And a lyrical perspective..... And a.....well you get the idea.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Crow on April 24, 2020, 04:12:01 PM
neverland is the perfect evil twin to pull me under because the latter knows when it's time to end and the former never gets the memo
There's a hot take....
and one i've kept on record!  :P
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=50206.msg2346692#msg2346692

haven't been given any reason to change my opinion since then, mostly because i haven't exactly felt like revisiting the song
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 24, 2020, 04:14:46 PM
I forgot Stadler sent that to you.......oh wait, that's because I wasn't around in those days  :lol

Nevermind carry on  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Podaar on April 24, 2020, 04:16:38 PM
Subsignal - The Stillness Beneath The Snow

Maybe sent by King?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 24, 2020, 04:35:21 PM
?: Mister Mister - Broken Wings
?: Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
?: Yes - Lift Me Up
Katt: Rhapsody - Lamento Eroico
Puppies: Marillion - Neverland
?: Subsignal - The Stillness Beneath the Snow
?: Rise Twain - Prayers
?: Oranssi Pazuzu - Ilmestys
Stadler: Garbage - Medication
?: _e_r___ - _a___n_
?: Sly And The Family Stone - I Want To Take You Higher
?: ___er - __n __ Man
Sacul: St Vincent - Rattlesnake
ariich: Foxy Shazam - The Only Way To My Heart
jingle: Poverty's No Crime - Spiral of Fear
Podaar: Peter Frampton - Float
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 24, 2020, 04:40:22 PM
N
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Postwhore on April 24, 2020, 04:42:23 PM
Yes- Lift Me Up
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: The Walrus on April 24, 2020, 04:43:11 PM
D'oh... I missed Pup when I looked at the userlist. That's who I initially thought sent Neverland. I'm dumb.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Crow on April 24, 2020, 05:03:25 PM
.....Oranssi Pazuzu? Ilmestys?  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Sacul on April 24, 2020, 05:16:31 PM
Oh boy, I may not want to make a playlist of this round...

St Vincent
:metardica:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Elite on April 25, 2020, 12:27:15 AM
.....Oranssi Pazuzu? Ilmestys?  :rollin

:lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Train of Naught on April 25, 2020, 12:30:00 AM
.....Oranssi Pazuzu? Ilmestys?  :rollin

:lol
:mehlin :rollin

I sent three tracks! :lol totally did not expect this one to be picked
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Podaar on April 25, 2020, 05:35:04 AM
I just listened to Ilmestys. It pretty much fits this round's gimmick perfectly. The opening riff sounds very similar to JP's opening riff for PMU except it's twisted and ominous. There are actually some pretty interesting sounds and ideas in this track but, of course, the fact that it was written in the studio of redundancy studio is kind of irritating...pretty quickly. The vocals are cartoony, IMO, but I'm thinking that was exactly the point. Maybe not? I don't know anything about this artist; it felt like a serious execution of a cartoon vision.

Not my cup of tea, but I think, but I think ya'll might be surprised at what Indi thinks.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Postwhore on April 25, 2020, 07:16:16 AM
Subsignal - The Stillness Beneath The Snow

Maybe sent by King?

No but I really dig Subsignal.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 25, 2020, 11:30:18 AM
.....Oranssi Pazuzu? Ilmestys?  :rollin

:lol
:mehlin :rollin

I sent three tracks! :lol totally did not expect this one to be picked

Gregg got it. This one makes sense .... themetically speaking  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Postwhore on April 25, 2020, 11:41:43 AM
Indi, how's the wife's ears this round? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 25, 2020, 12:27:41 PM
 :lol

I haven't dared this time. She has the "wanna spend the rest of lockdown in the garden?" look.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: King Postwhore on April 25, 2020, 12:52:55 PM
 :lol

Understood.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 25, 2020, 09:38:37 PM
Since no one is shopping for letters anymore ...


?: Mister Mister - Broken Wings
?: Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
?: Yes - Lift Me Up
Katt: Rhapsody - Lamento Eroico
Puppies: Marillion - Neverland
?: Subsignal - The Stillness Beneath the Snow
?: Rise Twain - Prayers
?: Oranssi Pazuzu - Ilmestys
Stadler: Garbage - Medication
?: Leprous - Passing
?: Sly And The Family Stone - I Want To Take You Higher
?: Ulver - Son of Man
Sacul: St Vincent - Rattlesnake
ariich: Foxy Shazam - The Only Way To My Heart
jingle: Poverty's No Crime - Spiral of Fear
Podaar: Peter Frampton - Float


EDIT: Grammar grammar please
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Cool Chris on April 25, 2020, 09:43:37 PM
?: Oranssi Pazuzu - Ilmestys

That looks like it's an anagram and not actual words.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 25, 2020, 09:45:05 PM
 :lol

Those are names people utter when bound on a bed before Max von Sydow dressed as a priest
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Cool Chris on April 25, 2020, 09:54:50 PM
Hey pal, whatever you do in your free time is ok with me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Crow on April 25, 2020, 11:06:17 PM
leorous,,,,
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Elite on April 26, 2020, 01:40:50 AM
leorous,,,,

:lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: wolfking on April 26, 2020, 04:28:30 AM
Indiscipline, you've never heard Broken Wings?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 07:25:10 AM
leorous,,,,

Eh. Fixed

Indiscipline, you've never heard Broken Wings?

Never
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 26, 2020, 07:41:49 AM
That’s bull.  ;D
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Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2020, 08:19:21 AM
Wow, I can't believe that. Here in the States you couldn't get away from the 3 hit singles from that Mr. Mister album.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 08:28:19 AM
We savage, we bongo bongo Duran Duran tongo  :lol


After a quick research, I found out it scored #43 here in 1986. Much before my time  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Elite on April 26, 2020, 08:42:54 AM
We savage, we bongo bongo Duran Duran tongo  :lol

Don’t you mean ‘bunga bunga’? 🤔
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Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2020, 08:51:30 AM
Lolol. Might play it on the road today.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 08:54:19 AM
 
We savage, we bongo bongo Duran Duran tongo  :lol

Don’t you mean ‘bunga bunga’? 🤔
:lol

Touchθ
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Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 12:27:33 PM
Well, let's say I am not terribly sorry this was the last themed round. Anyways:


Europa's evil twin

Evil Queen meets Mental Muse Foxy Shazam

He never saw Lady Lyndon again

You turn me on orc vocals one round late Leprous

Kind of surprising you like this stuff

Roger Waters' female twin

If only the singer were on the lyricist's level

The Ministry of Lost Souls' evil twin

You're either a master translator or the luckiest bloke in here Rhapsody

Portrait of a stuck turntable stylus

The secret is in the shaker

Sweet Home Greater London

RADIOHEAD ALERT! RADIOHEAD ALERT! Rise Twain

Zebra Three Striped Tomato

Tell me the truth, this was totally random, innit?

“This world is spinning around me” melody thoroughly pilfered
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 26, 2020, 01:32:13 PM
I have no idea which is mine. I'll take a wild guess....


The Ministry of Lost Souls' evil twin

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 02:03:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VgqxkpV.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Crow on April 26, 2020, 02:48:48 PM
Evil Queen meets Mental Muse
dunno which one's mine but this is Foxy Shazam
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Post by: TAC on April 26, 2020, 02:50:22 PM

If only the singer were on the lyricist's level

Is this mine?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 02:53:45 PM
Evil Queen meets Mental Muse
dunno which one's mine but this is Foxy Shazam

yeppity!


If only the singer were on the lyricist's level

Is this mine?

Sorry, I like your singer!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: TAC on April 26, 2020, 03:02:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VgqxkpV.gif)

"Ronnie, you're out!

Graham, you're next"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 03:11:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FWQHsED.gif)

"Good luck with that!"
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Post by: TAC on April 26, 2020, 03:15:47 PM
 :lol
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Post by: Sacul on April 26, 2020, 03:21:15 PM
is st vincent the radiohead alert? :lol
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Post by: Elite on April 26, 2020, 03:23:55 PM
I'd think so :lol


and I have absolutely no idea which one belongs to my song (which you haven't figured out either)
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Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 03:24:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/eOwJVo5.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2020, 04:07:05 PM
Aiming high here.  Me?

You're either a master translator or the luckiest bloke in here.
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Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 04:13:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/t9i0bFX.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: The Walrus on April 26, 2020, 04:14:17 PM
I'm kind of sad Lamento eroico was the one you went with. But I also expected that.  :lol
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Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2020, 04:15:59 PM
Then it's this. :lol

Kind of surprising you like this stuff.
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Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 04:22:39 PM
Katt, the lyrics were too appropriate to discard it!

King, another NBA player saying no gif  :lol
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Post by: The Walrus on April 26, 2020, 04:24:33 PM
I guess it's either this

"You're either a master translator or the luckiest bloke in here"

or the one about being random  :lol
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Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2020, 04:25:32 PM
Two clanks like Shaq at the line. :lol
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Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 04:35:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/hLsPfSu.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: Elite on April 26, 2020, 04:41:49 PM
Okay, I’ll bite


Zebra Three Striped Tomato!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 04:48:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/wvdppwQ.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 26, 2020, 04:49:36 PM
Wait, I got it....none of these impressions are for our songs  :corn
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Post by: Elite on April 26, 2020, 04:51:37 PM
The orc vocals quote is for leorous then.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: TAC on April 26, 2020, 04:55:56 PM
Me?


If only the singer were on the lyricist's level
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Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 05:09:48 PM
Wait, I got it....none of these impressions are for our songs  :corn

It's a strong possibility

The orc vocals quote is for leorous then.

Olθ!

Me?


If only the singer were on the lyricist's level

Quote from: Indiscipline
Nope
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2020, 05:30:47 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: King Postwhore on April 26, 2020, 05:31:53 PM
It's "RADIOHEAD ALERT! RADIOHEAD ALERT!"

Someone else said that to me. I think more Jeff Buckley. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: jingle.boy on April 26, 2020, 08:10:38 PM

If only the singer were on the lyricist's level

Is this mine?

Nope, it’s mine.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 26, 2020, 11:52:46 PM
It's "RADIOHEAD ALERT! RADIOHEAD ALERT!"

Someone else said that to me. I think more Jeff Buckley.

Bingo!


If only the singer were on the lyricist's level

Is this mine?

Nope, it’s mine.

No sir
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Evening, the Hang Still on My Man
Post by: Crow on April 26, 2020, 11:55:52 PM
so, i went to random.org to pick out a random impression, and it gave me this one:

Tell me the truth, this was totally random, innit?

so that's scary. if this is actually my impression, no, it isn't  :lol
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Post by: wolfking on April 26, 2020, 11:56:15 PM
Wow, I can't believe that. Here in the States you couldn't get away from the 3 hit singles from that Mr. Mister album.

Broken Wings and Kyrie were both massive over here too.  Broken Wings was the bigger hit of the two though I believe.
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Post by: Indiscipline on April 27, 2020, 12:03:50 AM
Yeah, checked with my old sis during the usual evening call, turns out it got around on the radio here as well at the time.

The only Kyrie I know is the sniveling bitch point guard though
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Post by: The Walrus on April 27, 2020, 05:57:22 AM
I only know the eleison
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Post by: Indiscipline on April 27, 2020, 06:05:24 AM
That too, of course.  :facepalm:



Finalising writeups. A little bit more of a chasm between highs and lows this time.  :corn
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Post by: Indiscipline on April 27, 2020, 10:09:34 AM
Cut in two parts because, you may not believe it, I have exceeded the 20000 words and 10000 bullshit limits:



Sacul: St Vincent – Rattlesnake

Tell me the truth, this was totally random, innit?

Musical Value: 4 No disrespect, dude, but what the heck? You had found the perfect motherlode, the surest and fastest way to my heart with that lovely sequence of dirty sexy submissions! I was dreaming of yet another sordid rocking tale of wild debauchery in evil twin shape, the Pull Me Undies to Pull Me Under, if you will. What am I to do with this bundle of musical plastic? Let's put it this way: if the last songs you sent me felt like re-enacting 9 ½ Weeks in the middle of the Eyes Wide Shut party during Mardi Gras, this one feels like mansturbating with a prosthetic arm, hence re-enacting the edit cuts from The Fugitive, I guess.

PMU Evil Twinning: 6.5 The situation improves here, as I suppose the theme aspect is the main reason for your submission. In order to enjoy this tune, I assume it helps to turn thoughtful analysis off and let rythm and sound mass work the instincts, which is the exact opposite approach than you need with PMU. I don't know, throw me a bone here, Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, whoa   

Total Score: 10.5



Train: Oranssi Pazuzu – Ilmestys

Portrait of a stuck turntable stylus

Musical Value: 4 I am of course a ponce, but I will never deny any piece of music – no matter how bizzarre – its notion of musical value. I just prefer to explain why I don't like it. So, I am drugs clean since the end of last millennium, I have a wife and two cats, hence I have no need or room for an Assyrian demon in my life, and my immediate neighbours live far away enough from me that, even if I played this at max volume in order to make them believe I'm sacrificing human cattle to the Cult of Blackmore in my studio, they just couldn't hear it. I hope I gave you reason enough why this song has little to no interest to me, mate.

PMU Evil Twinning: 7 I may be reading too much into this, but that chord – very similar to PMU's – endlessly stuck on loop is both the epitome of inaction / passive existence and a manipulative device pushing the listener to actually wish for the iconic sudden ending. I think it's the most eviltwinnage available given the musical content this song is able to provide.

Total Score: 11



Elite: Ulver – Son of Man

He never saw Lady Lyndon again

Musical Value: 7 How am I supposed to assess a baroque mass' movement (without knowing the context, i.e the other movements), featuring a Haendel's Sarabande incipit and a Mozart's Lacrimosa finale bookending a prayer mixed with electronica? I can't. But I can say I'm painfully torn between A) admiration for this opus' best moments of absolute power and violent emotion, and B) repulsion for the strong feeling of pretentiousness shining through when my antennas are on, especially after the 5 minutes mark. It can obscillate from otherworldly to cringeworthy, depending on my listening mood, exactly as legit sacred music can, and I mean this as a compliment.

PMU Evil Twinning: 7 The overall pretentiousness and heroic desperation is more tag twin than evil twin, but there is a clear opposition between standing proud and asking the world to put up a fight and bending knees while begging a higher power for forgiveness. Furthermore, whereas PMU ends like we all know, this piece dies slowly, three times.

Total Score: 14



king: Rise Twain – Prayers

RADIOHEAD ALERT! RADIOHEAD ALERT!

Musical Value: 7 I find pleasure in such tasty Univibe guitar work, and the chorus' soothing 6/8 stroll to a bright future ala Spirit Carries On is one of my favourite ways to articulate songwriting ever, generally speaking. Then why, oh why the whole affair must be framed with my absolute less favourite way of singing on the planet, Newcastle pubs included? I'm not joking, the man is otherwise seriously talented; as soon as the drums start he switches one gear up, the tone loses air while gaining body, and everything is ok, and even better when the choir comes in. Thomyorking is always a mistake.

PMU Evil Twinning: 7 I ain't gonna lie: I couldn't catch every word of the lyrics (reason #67 I don't like that way of singing), but I'm pretty sure our pal rolling with clouds lost in the sky isn't exactly in the mood to ask Ophelia to “keep him in her prayers”. Furthermore, when Twain Rises, Shakespeare Falls. Ok, that sucked. Hard.

Total Score: 14



Chris: Mister Mister – Broken Wings

The secret is in the shaker

Musical Value: 7.5 So, how I like this song I should absolutely have heard as if it were a cross between Imagine and We Are the World? First of all, it's impossible I've listened to it but can't remember; the hook is so pervasive that it sticks to your memory more than an Ann Margret poster. Second, it's quietly nice, with a very Tears for Fears kind of beat preventing repetitions to get boring and letting the overpowered hook do the rest. My favourite part – not counting the glorious shaker – is the brief instrumental interludio where everything is turned up a couple of notches and it feels like infinite premises find some developement. Too bad I had to settle for Shout and In the Air Tonight for all these years.

PMU Evil Twinning: 7.5 Nice combination of factors: on one side we have a drum groove in the same universe inhabited by PMU's initial rythmic pulse, while on the other the lyrics finally provide the character the DT's song plot is crucially missing the most: someone providing help, hope and confort. Stop whining, sweet prince. You are not alone.

Total Score: 15




Evermind: Leprous – Passing

You turn me on orc vocals one round late

Musical Value: 8 What the fock happened in one year, Ev? We've gone from being in the wrong roulette to being unable to send me something I'm not liking. Great songwriting, vicious subtle odd meter trickery, masterful distribution of tension and release, and an urelenting and unerring manipulation of the listener from the fierce opening, through the lulling verse and the punch-in-the-guts chorus, up to the glorious solo misdirecting me towards the finale's uppercut. The screams are appropriate, and maybe the same can be said about the final growls, but I could have done without. Me being a wimp aside, this song is one rare instance where I feel everything is strictly necessary and on point inside eight minutes of music outside of DT's or King Crimson's catalogue.

PMU Evil Twinning: 7 in one corner we have Hamlet, in the other a strange sort of desperate Iago or, better, Aaron from Titus Andronicus, dying in damnation while feeling victorious. The evil twin is a bit tainted though, because both our heroes share the same feelings of pride (honour and spite) and will of power: one in defiant survival, the other in vengeful self-termination.

Total Score: 15




ariich: Foxy Shazam – The Only Way to My Heart

Evil Queen meets Mental Muse

Musical Value: 7.5 One of the things I love to do during the unhealthy amount of fantasy time I spend building my pathetic rock theory of everything (seriously guys, you should pity and mock me every day), is playing the Rock'n'Roll Marvel Comics High Evolutionary and cross-breed acts and tunes. Well, it seems somebody has beaten me joining Queen's Somebody to Love with Muse's Feeling Good in some kind of dark humorous chemical marriage officiated by Riff Raff. Definitely funny and thrustdance-inducing; maybe you noticed Sacul's sexy approach to this roulette is paying dividends and acted accordingly. If not, good job nonetheless

PMU Evil Twinning: 8 Ha! Maybe you noticed the Stadler / Donna Summer approach to the tag round payed dividends and acted accordingly, or maybe not. Point is, feral desperate tunnel vision lust is totally a dark twin to PMU's to be or not to be existential doubting wankery. Plus, the end-of-session chaos finale is just the opposite of a sudden cut.

Total Score: 15.5



Podaar: Peter Frampton - Float

Europa's evil twin

Musical Value: 8 The immensely talented and immensely underrated Peter Frampton, unfairly crushed between more myth-friendly axe heroes of the seventies. Great tone (a refined mix between Gilmour, Santana and BB King) and extremely enjoyable 6/8 pace (shades of Eclipse at the beginning, of Shine On You Crazy Diamond at the end), embellished with interesting acoustic tritone tricks and harmonic dual voicing beyond wisdom. Now that I know this cut, it's immediately becoming guitar common sense exhibit #678: you can train your circus noodling gymnastics to your heart's content, but what really makes the difference is the sound in your hands.   

PMU Evil Twinning: 7.5 Sure, it has a certain feeling of peaceful sad resignation in opposition to PMU's belligerant defiance. More intersting, even though this song has no lyrics, it's plain as day it's built as a dialogue between two guitar voices, while DT's first hit single is obviously based on the quintessential Shakespearean monologue.

Total Score: 15.5




Puppies: Marillion – Neverland

If only the singer were on the lyricist's level

Musical Value: 7.5 Ok, every round I'm bound to piss somebody off; it's just the nature of the roulette beast. “At times like these any fool can see” this song is written with peak human intelligence and a sensibility, opening spaces – musical and emotional – worth of Pink Floyd at the highest of their powers. It's just gorgeous. Too bad this fool – in every meaning of the term – can't stand and get over any sogging thing the singer is doing except for breathing. There is a reason this is not banned. I love Steve Rothery, I love Fish Marillion – and it can be said they've saved my life a couple of times – but you should know by now I can't award full marks to a song featuring vocals I'm at odds with. I know, it's my problem, but it is what it is.

PMU Evil Twinning: 8 The lyrics (this round's ex aequo best) paint a nice opposition to PMU's tale. There is no solitary misunderstood prince crying louder than centuries crying. Just love – be it actual or remembered – leading to certain salvation, as long as we keep it alive. Plus we go from Shakespeare's mother infatuations to James M Barrie's … different infatuations, as it were.

Total Score: 15.5




To Be Continued ...

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Post by: Crow on April 27, 2020, 10:12:31 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: Indiscipline on April 27, 2020, 10:37:06 AM
And here's the rest.

Feel free to send for next round, but please keep in mind that, although the given theme still stands, I will award the song just one mark, ala regular unthemed rounds. I can't really presume to establish how faithfully a tune portraits you, for pete's sake!





romdrums: Sly and the Family Stone – I Want to Take You Higher

Zebra Three Striped Tomato

Musical Value: 7.5 Of course I know the act, and I still rate If You Want Me to Stay as top 50 all time basslines, howev … Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka … sorry, can't resist. I was saying this contagious groove is somet … Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka … Err, despite it may feel samey at tim … Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka … Fun fact, I am convinced Soundgarden have defunked this in order to obtain Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Outshined Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka .

PMU Evil Twinning: 8 Another success story, graduated from the Stadler's Academy of Unconventional Theme Managing. Feeling lost, white boy? Yo momma being naughty with Uncle Mofo? Is your sparrow falling? Come to daddy and light the fock up. Every toke leaves you one less to your last. Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka

Total Score: 15.5




Cyril: Ayreon – Day Twenty: Confrontation

The Ministry of Lost Souls' evil twin

Musical Value: 7 I get it, some progressions and riffings share a lot of traits with PMU, the choice is clear (look paragraph below). Strangely enough, while every Ayreon tune I've been sent so far, despite not being pantheon stuff, showed extreme hooks catchiness as strongest suit, this one falls a bit flat in that regard. I like the verses' both arpeggiato and hard riffage way better, despite (fun fact!) they disturbingly resemble an early nineties song possibly remembered only by me (and I desperately wonder why, as if I don't need free operating brain cells) and its writer: Inside by Stiltskin.

PMU Evil Twinning: 9 Scenario A: our hero is alone but alive, the whole world plots  his demise, he bitches and moans for either a glorious end or an even more glorious survival. Life ends abruptly. Scenario B: our hero is comatose yet crowded by real and symbolic people, the whole world is bitching and moaning for him to come back to life. Coma ends abruptly. I think we have an evil twin somewhere.

Total Score: 16




Katt: Rhapsody – Lamento Eroico

You're either a master translator or the luckiest bloke in here

Musical Value: 8 I must admit, when I read Rhapsody I immediately started to fear cheese clots inside my aural circulatory system. Well, it turns out I was making an ass of you and me, as the saying goes. Such moderate tempo, dark intervals, and more relaxed orchestration suit them splendidly, providing a very dramatic range of dynamics between the mysterious verses and the liberating epic chorus (very reminiscent of Manowar's Heart of Steel, an immense unguilty pleasure through my whole life). The singer is a real tenor, no doubt about it, and he could even do well without the heavy choir, but I understand I can't ask for such a level of musical restraint in this case.

PMU Evil Twinning: 8 I'm translating, you judge: “The broken echo languishes inside me before the blind angel's truculent stare / The ancient rhyme crumbles inside me, inside the dying wounded swan's heart / Cosmos made of betrayed eternity, of vanishing truths weeping farewell tears inside a black void / True and proud I'm going towards my fate / THUNDER, SHOUT AT MY HEROIC LAMENT! DESTINY, CONSUME REALITY!

Total Score: 16




Stadler: Garbage – Medication

Roger Waters' female twin

Musical Value: 7 Although I'm not a big fan of this particular brand of (let's call it) Brit-pop, although this song – musically speaking – may give a not much to write home about kind of impression, it has a couple of noteworthy qualities almost every bloody pop object composed in Britain seems to have for some mysterious inexpicable reason: A) it juggles interesting unusual chord changes in ways you can appreciate without losing an illusive sensation of straightforward progression, B) It manages choruses unconventionally if it feels like it and everything stays smooth. C) The music never (nevah) betrays the story it's supporting, not even in the face of Armageddon. It must be something in the water or the Beatles' true legacy.

PMU Evil Twinning: 9 Subtle yet adamant. This is not a lonely manchild with mommy issues screaming to the clouds he won't give up; this is a mature woman with rather poisonous husband issues clearly stating death is better than 90% of the general population's idea of life and love. I believe it makes for a pretty darn good evil twin.

Total Score: 16




jingle: Poverty's No Crime – Spiral of Fear

“This world is spinning around me” melody thoroughly pilfered

Musical Value: 7.5 Let me raise my eyebrow and get in Rock pose: Finally you sent me a prog metal tune I have nothing to bitch about! Full guitar and key textures, nice riffing and rythmic rumbles, even nicer Falling into Infinity openings, and – above all – rational articulation setting it apart from the non-descript masses in the genre. There are no miracles, but it makes sense and I'm following everything organically and without tiring (can't seem able to do with 70% non DT prog metal). Vocals are the main example here: absolutely nothing special, but they have a distinct identity I can remember and don't fade away in the faceless horde of generic high pitched jobbers. 

PMU Evil Twinning: 10 Eviltwinnery combo breaker! Not only the verse's leading melody is a dark twisted paraphrase as mentioned in the first impression, but the whole damn lyrics are exactly (it's uncanny how they perfectly fit the tragedy) what the King Ghost should have hammered inside Hamlet's (his son) head instead of giving heart attacks to the grunts on Elsinore's walls. There's even a proper DTesque spider on the wall (not the window, no one's perfect) mention as virtuoso cameo.

Total Score: 17.5



lonestar: Yes – Lift Me Up

Sweet Home Greater London

Musical Value: 7.5 Ooooooh, are you gonna take me home tonight? Sorry, couldn't help it. After the initial scare, the tune reveals its uplifting harmless soul, graced by a surgical steel production hell bent on giving every and each micron of sound the same chance to be processed by my ears. Ok, these aren't our fathers' Yes, they're almost sweet through the motions of a whole new game. Thank goodness, before the arena anthem overstays its welcome, Trevor – who can't be tasteless if his life depended on it - opens his mixolydian case and spikes the tapioca for everybody; a funny display of old shiny wizardry ensues, and the merry companions can go back to their cocoons, in and around the lake.

PMU Evil Twinning: 9 The real motherbugger on the other side of the spectrum, ladies and gents. I may not be a philosopher, but I feel pretty confident about asking god to turn my life around is a pretty robust 180 flip from daring him to pull me under pull me under pull me under I'm not afraid. Plus, beginning with a choir is warmth, doing it with a cold steel arpeggio is, well, cold.

Total Score: 16.5



TAC: Subsignal – The Stillness Beneath the Snow

Kind of surprising you like this stuff

Musical Value: 9 Let's cut to the chase: I can't find a focking flaw in this song. This one somehow escapes what I like to call The Curse of Modern Prog Rock. It pays homage to tradition (whether you like it or not, to Yes), but it's quite original; it's mellow and classy, but it packs a mean punch; it's complex and technical as the genre demands, yet melody and structure never leave their rails, providing a bulletproof – almost pop-worthy – sense of direction into the multilayered woods. The singing is as delicate and sensible as possible in a rock contest, and I love the way it escalates moods by aggregation of voices, rather than increasing loudness. Last but not least, the production makes everything shimmer, for lack of a better term.

PMU Evil Twinning: 9 Musically mildly in opposition while mantaining a certain affinity with the distorted riffing. What really takes the evil twin prize are the lyrics: everything PMU proclaims is upside down here: the solipsist romantic hero becomes a subdued collective, the will to stand before the storm becomes the need to find shelter in the warmth of intimacy. “In this very moment we are what we dream”: Hamlet becomes Prospero, and “no man is an island”.

Total Score: 18








Round Standings:

TAC = 18
jingle = 17.5
lonestar = 16.5
Cyril = 16
Katt = 16
Stadler = 16
ariich = 15.5
Podaar = 15.5
Puppies = 15.5
romdrums = 15.5
Chris = 15
Evermind = 15
Elite = 14
king = 14
Train = 11
Sacul = 10.5






Total Standings:

Evermind: 14 + 22.5 + 17.5 + 13.5 + 15 = 82.5
TAC: 10.5 + 22 + 17.5 + 13 + 18 = 81
jingle: 13 + 22 + 12.5 + 13 + 17.5 = 78
lonestar: 10 + 22.5 + 15.5 + 13 + 16.5 = 77.5
romdrums: 13 + 23 + 14 + 12 + 15.5 = 77.5
ariich: 9 + 24 + 15.5 + 13 + 15.5 = 77
Stadler: 10 + 23 + 17 + 11 + 16 = 77
Podaar: 10 + 20 + 14.5 + 15.5 + 15.5 = 75.5
Elite: 9 + 23 + 15 + 14 + 14 = 75
Puppies: 11 + 21.5 + 14 + 13 + 15.5 = 75
Katt: 10.5 + 22 + 13 + 12.5 + 16 = 74
king: 11.5 + 21 + 16 + 11.5 + 14 = 74
Sacul: 11 + 23 + 14.5 + 13.5 + 10.5 = 72.5
Train: 11 + 21.5 + 12 + 16 + 11 = 71.5
Chris: 12 + 19 + 12.5 + 11.5 + 15 = 70
Cyril*: *Guest Star Status
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sunday in the park with impressions
Post by: TAC on April 27, 2020, 10:41:51 AM
And here's the rest.

Feel free to send for next round, but please keep in mind that, although the given theme still stands, I will award the song just one mark, ala regular unthemed rounds. I can't really presume to establish how faithfully a tune portraits you, for pete's sake!

Still struggling for this round...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Sacul on April 27, 2020, 10:54:18 AM
Well damn :lol. Yeah I sent that only for the theme, but didn't stop much to think if you'd like the music on it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2020, 11:04:15 AM
I didn't realize you didn't like falsetto.

Crap.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Indiscipline on April 27, 2020, 11:13:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/KaB9GAr.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Crow on April 27, 2020, 11:23:54 AM
part of my evil twinnage was also that the same singer was playing the main role for each case :P
but yeah i should've sent literally anything else
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: The Walrus on April 27, 2020, 11:34:26 AM
*Italian fingers*

Noice.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Elite on April 27, 2020, 11:36:25 AM
Poop
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Evermind on April 27, 2020, 12:12:59 PM
Not my finest hour but hey, still in the lead! Also not gonna lie, positively surprised that Leprous got an 8 in musical department.

I've no idea what to send once again, will probably take 24 hours to think about it. I'll send tomorrow.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2020, 12:23:22 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/KaB9GAr.gif)

 :lol

Not even close.  LOL
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: jingle.boy on April 27, 2020, 12:24:01 PM
Oh Hells Yeah!  Back in the race.  :fistpump:

I know exactly my plan this round.  It's all about me - jingle.boy, and Jesse "The Body".  Too bad there aren't theme points.  I think I'd be killing it.

And if you think THAT Subsignal song is flawless, boy you have a lot of great experiences in store for you as you explore them.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: lonestar on April 27, 2020, 12:29:45 PM
Had zero doubt Yes would do well.

We'll have to agree to disagree on Hogarth's vocals though, I think he's tremendous.



And sent...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 27, 2020, 12:36:02 PM
Ranked in the middle of the round and the roulette. Much better than I thought I'd do. I'll take it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: TAC on April 27, 2020, 03:23:11 PM
Sent three songs for review.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 27, 2020, 03:55:27 PM
Sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: jingle.boy on April 27, 2020, 04:45:48 PM
Sen-tidly-ent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Stadler on April 27, 2020, 04:56:38 PM
so is this about me, ME, or me, Stadler, or me, Mick Foley?   I might send one for each.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: TAC on April 27, 2020, 05:25:51 PM
Who's Mick Foley?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 27, 2020, 05:35:38 PM
Who's Mick Foley?
This is to be expected.


Sent, by the way.  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2020, 06:15:56 PM
Who's Mick Foley?

Me with long hair.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: TAC on April 27, 2020, 06:16:48 PM
So Mick Fogey?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: King Postwhore on April 27, 2020, 06:46:59 PM
I'm serious. I wish I didnt loose the pictures with the basement flooding.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Sacul on April 27, 2020, 08:09:23 PM
Ok finding a song that represents me but also that our host might dig will take some thinking. I'll send tomorrow night.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Indiscipline on April 27, 2020, 10:32:50 PM
Who's Mick Foley?

Axel Foley's brother!

so is this about me, ME, or me, Stadler, or me, Mick Foley?   I might send one for each.

You YOU  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: jingle.boy on April 28, 2020, 04:42:45 AM
Who's Mick Foley?

Mrs Foley's baby boy, dammnit!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: jingle.boy on April 28, 2020, 04:44:38 AM
so is this about me, ME, or me, Stadler, or me, Mick Foley?   I might send one for each.

You YOU  :D

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BlueIllustriousHylaeosaurus-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 28, 2020, 05:46:44 AM
Iron Shiek gave love and charity a try. One week and more boring than stay home orders. Fuck it. FUCK TUESDAY! FUCK CHARITY! I wouldn't give any of you starving jabroni's the shirt off my head.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: jingle.boy on April 28, 2020, 05:54:29 AM
Iron Shiek gave love and charity a try. One week and more boring than stay home orders. Fuck it. FUCK TUESDAY! FUCK CHARITY! I wouldn't give any of you starving jabroni's the shirt off my head.

What makes you think any of us want that smile-crusted cloth even if you offered it!?  It's probably laced 38 different diseases, not the least of which would be the Corona.  No way "The Body" would risk his beautiful looks, or intelligence with anything that's even come within 8 feet of the dandruff from that dome of yours.  It's probably what's made you so stupid and unintelligible.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 28, 2020, 06:06:34 AM
No way "The Body" would risk his beautiful looks...

Beauty?  :rollin

(https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/persons/31324/31324_v9_ba.jpg)

FUCK SKULLETS! Stupid fucking fly dick Venturi.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on April 28, 2020, 08:24:43 AM
Iron Shiek gave love and charity a try. One week and more boring than stay home orders. Fuck it. FUCK TUESDAY! FUCK CHARITY! I wouldn't give any of you starving jabroni's the shirt off my head.
https://youtu.be/3ofYBWqsWxU?t=228
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Evermind on April 28, 2020, 09:41:20 AM
Sent!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Stadler on April 28, 2020, 09:52:44 AM
Sent.  I guess. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: jingle.boy on April 28, 2020, 10:39:02 AM
You wanna go by today's standards!?!?!

(https://www.cultofwhatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/iron-sheik-june-2009.jpg)

But we ain't talkin 'bout today.  This is RouletteMania, and your damn right I'm beautiful.  You wish you had a skull-fucking ounce of the class The Body brings to this world every single day. 

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9d/77/71/9d7771fb6d2553515c3e794f0116c8a5.jpg)

That Ron Jeremy pornstar 'stache ain't never touched sweet lips from what Volkoff confessed under my interrogation... more like a pack of fudge.

You look like the Iranian OJ.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: The Walrus on April 28, 2020, 10:55:49 AM
Do I need to repost the picture of Iron Sheik with his pants full of piss?

Also, I sent three really sappy killjoy tunes that paint a depressing picture of myself. I hope I do as well as I did last time with Mr. Chesthair's lovely tenor voice.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Indiscipline on April 28, 2020, 12:53:24 PM
Evening, gents. A little impromptu session.

I'd like to express my gratitude for the patience and dedication you've all shown towards all the gimmicks I'm throwing at you. Being sent taylored songs is great, you guys sending me songs representing yourselves is huge. A humbling experience indeed.

The least I can do is kind of returning the favour. I wish to give you some musical theatre tunes whose titles* I can lightheartedly connect with what I know of you. If you happen to like them, they can open a new musical world for you (like you are doing for me), if you think they suck, hey, take them like a little gift from your grateful host.

*Titles, people, only titles. In no way I presume to link the actual lyrics or narratives to anybody.

In alphabetical order:

To ariich: I gather you're a recent father. I guess you can't wait to talk with your child about music and The Beauty Underneath (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-vGDWTJLsE)

To Chris: At home with two kids? I guess things are definitely Moving Too Fast (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJHepcm6t3A)

To Cyril: I had to learn to address you with a new username, but I love Change (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxUVTZNxRZw)

To Elite: A teacher, uh? Well, when you have pupils you better Let Them Hear You (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYc2T_BlPx4)

To Evermind: I bet you didn't know one of the best showtunes ever is sung by a Russian character as an Anthem (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88TsOS89fGc)

To jingle: You come from the land of ice and snow, but rest assured that Winter's On The Wing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jam-MgKnBew)

To Katt: You strike me as a larger than life chap, full of enthusiasm. You are Big News (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRsKuC7r8h8)

To king: We both have a queen and two monsters we adore. They could perfectly tell us: You're Nothing Without Me (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3xSH667_Qk)

To lonestar: You, pal, are an artist, and a dish is like a painting. "Breakfast on the Grass" by Georges Seurat is described ingredient by ingredient in Sunday (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE0YUsQr5Xk)

To Podaar: Are you ready for sweet retirement? It will be A New World (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0DzClEeLZ8)

Puppies: Drummers are the best, I'm the son of a drummer. He gave me The Rythm Of Life (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAsD8O-BwDg)

To romdrums: Always on point, meat and potatoes. Ready for A Piece Of The Action (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38ldd1sZ79E)

To Sacul: When I say it's time to send, it means This Is The Moment (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdiHLeU9-WI)

To Stadler: You wish for the civil discourse to lose its blind partisanship, The Impossible Dream (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWFTSYbyjM)

To TAC: Thinking about it, both our favourite guitarists have come of age on The Streets Of Dublin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCqk4rzVxS8&list=PL0Y8XS9HzYObuYaEPxe8Qn4XuFkuzU2Yw&index=5)

To Train: You send me devil music, you send me The Devil You Know (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KLhw09KqZA)


Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: The Walrus on April 28, 2020, 01:13:55 PM
Haha, nice. That tune has big Randy Newman vibes to my ear, lyrically and musically. The farty brass sounds always make me smile. They're funny.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Crow on April 28, 2020, 02:10:24 PM
i listened to the song but i have no real opinion about it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Indiscipline on April 28, 2020, 02:17:59 PM
You're too nice  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 28, 2020, 02:20:00 PM
To Podaar: Are you ready for sweet retirement? It will be A New World (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0DzClEeLZ8)

Very nice, thank you.

I'm a little disappointed you didn't send me this one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVT_R2wzr0) though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Indiscipline on April 28, 2020, 02:24:16 PM
I'm not touching religions, mothers, and football clubs  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 28, 2020, 02:27:31 PM
What about football mothers in religious clubs? Will you touch them?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Indiscipline on April 28, 2020, 02:28:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ObvruG1.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 28, 2020, 02:30:33 PM
My favorite kind of phemy. Try it, it's a blast!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Indiscipline on April 28, 2020, 02:34:02 PM
Is my your favourite kind of soda?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 28, 2020, 02:39:01 PM
Is my your favourite kind of soda?  :lol

(https://www.biography.com/.image/c_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Ch_400%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_620/MTM5NTg5Mzg2NDIwMzY0ODA2/sonia-sotomayor-official-portraitjpg.jpg)

 :heart :heart :heart

She makes Iron Sheik's tongue hard!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 29, 2020, 07:06:38 AM
You look like the Iranian OJ.

Do I need to repost the picture of Iron Sheik with his pants full of piss?

Iron Sheik know hisself. Never claimed to be a beauty like ugly skullet Venturi and Dairyass Targaryen jabronis. Don't make me climb down off Dunham's lap and camel clutch your loose assholes. Like throwing a bratwurst down a hallway.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 07:41:53 AM
Hey.

Leave my asshole out of this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Podaar on April 29, 2020, 08:13:52 AM
Leave my asshole out of this.

Good idea. F150 exhaust is tighter. #FUCKFORDS
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 08:15:01 AM
To TAC: Thinking about it, both our favourite guitarists have come of age on The Streets Of Dublin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCqk4rzVxS8&list=PL0Y8XS9HzYObuYaEPxe8Qn4XuFkuzU2Yw&index=5)

Very nice!

I assume you're talking about Rory Gallagher.
I had Top Priority on 8 track when I was a kid, but I don't remember a thing about it.

Where to start? Besides the beginning.


EDIT: I'm hitting the first album.

 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Indiscipline on April 29, 2020, 08:26:06 AM
For Rory?

Solo career every album is golden, but you can start with a live overview (he was a drunken beast god live) with Irish Tour '74, Live at Montreaux, Live in Europe and Stage Struck

If you wanna dive deep: Taste's two albums (his first band), self titled and On the Boards. There's also a pretty good Live at the Isle of Wight recording somewhere.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 08:31:46 AM
Seems there's a film for the Irish Tour '74. I'll check youtube for it tonight.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Indiscipline on April 29, 2020, 08:34:03 AM
Prepare for copious close-ups of boozy sweat  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 08:37:35 AM
Prepare for copious close-ups of boozy sweat  :D

I'm seeing that. The man needs to wipe his face. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Indiscipline on April 29, 2020, 08:38:56 AM
Rory and Gary Moore are the Magic and Larry of guitar alcoholic sweat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 08:41:59 AM
 :lol

For sure!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: Stadler on April 29, 2020, 08:49:57 AM
Leave my asshole out of this.

Good idea. F150 exhaust is tighter. #FUCKFORDS

 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 09:12:58 AM
But I drive a Nissan!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: King Postwhore on April 29, 2020, 09:15:57 AM
But I drive a Nissan!  :lol

Because it's so metal.  AMIRITE?!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Twin Postage, Evil Results
Post by: jingle.boy on April 29, 2020, 09:21:35 AM
#FUCKFORDS

Hey, whatever floats your boat, Sheik.  Who am I to judge.  Any port in a storm, right?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Indiscipline on April 29, 2020, 09:23:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/V0QGurV.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 09:25:02 AM
(https://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Tony+Iommi+F9Vc26qHECcm.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 09:25:30 AM
But I drive a Nissan!  :lol

Because it's so metal.  AMIRITE?!

More like, I think I'm turning Japanese...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 09:26:06 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that..
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 09:26:43 AM
Of course not!  :lol

I don't have anywhere else to share this so I'm sharing an amazing rock cover of the greatest song Man ever laid to tape (https://open.spotify.com/track/5QaK7LwXyzxKU7FOBehif1?si=PrOECNPWSgWVGivLzXksvQ) for ya'll. You're welcome
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 09:29:34 AM
I love I Surrender too!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 09:30:09 AM
I love I Surrender too!

I said best, not worst, WTF.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 09:32:58 AM
I didn't recognize the first three songs, so I went right to Rainbow.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 09:33:44 AM
You're messing with me, right?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: jingle.boy on April 29, 2020, 09:36:11 AM
Of course not!  :lol

I don't have anywhere else to share this so I'm sharing an amazing rock cover of the greatest song Man ever laid to tape (https://open.spotify.com/track/5QaK7LwXyzxKU7FOBehif1?si=PrOECNPWSgWVGivLzXksvQ) for ya'll. You're welcome

Something is wrong with my computer, that keeps going to a cover of Africa.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 09:49:05 AM
Go back to Triumph with all the other lightweights! :getoffmylawn:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Train of Naught on April 29, 2020, 09:51:51 AM
Okay, my next submission has a lower harsh to clean ratio! :metal This is the last round right?

EDIT: Nvm just read the intro text, that's a super cool way of ending the roulette! Of course I intended to end up last just so I can send as many songs as possible (assuming I win every single one of them) :corn :corn :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Indiscipline on April 29, 2020, 09:53:52 AM
It's the last round before the REAL roulette starts!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: ariich on April 29, 2020, 10:13:48 AM
It's the last round before the REAL roulette starts!
I'm really looking forward to the royal rumble, should be a blast. Regardless of who wins, I think there also be major props to whoever can manage the longest streak.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Evermind on April 29, 2020, 10:15:08 AM
It's the last round before the REAL roulette starts!
I'm really looking forward to the royal rumble, should be a blast. Regardless of who wins, I think there also be major props to whoever can manage the longest streak.

Yeah, I'm really curious about this. It's the most exciting final round premise in the last few years of roulettes, I think.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: jingle.boy on April 29, 2020, 10:35:53 AM
It's the last round before the REAL roulette starts!
I'm really looking forward to the royal rumble, should be a blast. Regardless of who wins, I think there also be major props to whoever can manage the longest streak.

Yeah, I'm really curious about this. It's the most exciting final round premise in the last few years of roulettes, I think.

Ditto.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 10:38:47 AM
Ditto 2. Going into the final round like

(https://i.imgur.com/slYWQmR.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: romdrums on April 29, 2020, 10:41:45 AM
Ditto 2. Going into the final round like

(https://i.imgur.com/slYWQmR.gif)

Ditto as well.  Gonna be dope!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 10:47:17 AM
Ditto 2. Going into the final round like

(https://i.imgur.com/slYWQmR.gif)

It's going to be like an amoeba man?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 10:56:32 AM
Out of shape and easily squished by the competition, but still cute and confident in his ability to come back.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Elite on April 29, 2020, 11:40:23 AM
Poop


Still wondering why you picked Son of Man out of the three I sent. I thought the other two hd more merit ad being PMU Evil Twins, and I frankly think both are better tracks as well..

—-

Thanks for the tune, I’ll listen to it later!

And I’m thinking of what to send for this last round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Stadler on April 29, 2020, 11:42:34 AM
So, are there themes for the final round, or just good old fashion great tunes?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Indiscipline on April 29, 2020, 11:54:39 AM
Poop


Still wondering why you picked Son of Man out of the three I sent. I thought the other two hd more merit ad being PMU Evil Twins, and I frankly think both are better tracks as well..


Son of Man scored way better than the others ever could by me.

So, are there themes for the final round, or just good old fashion great tunes?

The best tunes you can think of!

Old banning rules are applied: no acts sent in the last roulette. Acts I know are fine as long as I never heard the song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Cool Chris on April 29, 2020, 12:01:21 PM
Whoa... a Rumble?! Nice!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: jingle.boy on April 29, 2020, 12:05:35 PM
Whoa... a Rumble?! Nice!

You're gonna have to pull '95 Shawn Michaels, or '04 Benoit!   :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Elite on April 29, 2020, 12:10:27 PM
Poop


Still wondering why you picked Son of Man out of the three I sent. I thought the other two hd more merit ad being PMU Evil Twins, and I frankly think both are better tracks as well..


Son of Man scored way better than the others ever could by me.

Well, that’s reassuring :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Cool Chris on April 29, 2020, 12:15:47 PM
Whoa... a Rumble?! Nice!

You're gonna have to pull '95 Shawn Michaels, or '04 Benoit!   :biggrin:

Pulling an '04 Benoit would be better than an '07 Benoit.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 12:16:28 PM
Who the fuck is Benoit?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Evermind on April 29, 2020, 12:16:56 PM
Old banning rules are applied: no acts sent in the last roulette. Acts I know are fine as long as I never heard the song.

I've got three fantastic songs prepared. As long as I don't drop below the 3rd place in this round, I'm confident.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Cool Chris on April 29, 2020, 12:17:27 PM
Wrestler that killed his wife and kid before himself in '07. Made headlines outside of the wrestling world.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Indiscipline on April 29, 2020, 12:19:15 PM
Old banning rules are applied: no acts sent in the last roulette. Acts I know are fine as long as I never heard the song.

I've got three fantastic songs prepared. As long as I don't drop below the 3rd place in this round, I'm confident.

Or as long someone doesn't send them before you  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 12:19:49 PM

Old banning rules are applied: no acts sent in the last roulette. Acts I know are fine as long as I never heard the song.

Can someone make a list?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Indiscipline on April 29, 2020, 12:21:49 PM
Quote
Michael Kiske - Do I Remember a Life?
Coheed and Cambria - The Willing Well: From Fear to the Eyes of Madness
Beyond the Bridge - The Difference Is Human
Hail Spirit Noir - The Mermaid
Barock Project - Happy to See You
Big Big Train - Curator of Butterflies
Evership - A Slow Descent into Reality
Haken - Atlas Stone
Vanden Plas - January Sun
Oceansize - Commemorative 9/11 T-Shirt
Luca Turilli's Rhapsody - Tormento e Passione
While Heaven Wept – Vessel
Karnivool - New Day
Snarky Puppy - What About Me?
Cheap Trick - The Summer Looks Good on You
Caligula's Horse - Turntail

Epysode - Obsessions
Lor - Visions of Awakening
In the Presence of Wolves - Man of the Times
Circus Maximus - Alive
Headspace - In Hell's Name
Mumford & Sons - White Blank Page
Pyramid Theorem - Another Day Slips By
The Reign of Kindo - Let It Go
Frost* - Black Light Machine
The Claypool Lennon Delirium - Cricket and the Genie
Outworld - Raise Hell
Thank You Scientist - Suspicious Waveforms
Cosmo Sheldrake - Hocking
Dreadnought - Lift
Agent Fresco - Yellow Nights
Riverside - Loose Heart

Iced Earth - Dante's Inferno
Marillion - Beyond You
Red House Painters - Katy Song
Grateful Dead - Jack Straw
Aliotta Jeremiah Haynes - Lake Shore Drive
Squeeze - Up the Junction
Porcupine Tree - The Moon Touches Your Shoulder
Kyuss - Gardenia
World Trade - Open the Door
Savatage - Labyrinth / Follow Me
Michel Camilo - Not Yet
Shooting Star - Last Chance
Cardiacs - The Duck and Roger The Horse
Triumph - Magic Power
Anglagard - Kung Bore
Yezda Urfa - Tota in the Moya

Ulver - Lost in Moments
Mystery - Shadow of the Lake
Sieges Even - Unbreakable
Ostura - Duality
Incognito - Deep Waters
Ayreon - Day Two: Isolation
mewithoutYou - The Cockroach King on a Coconut Estate
Lost Horizon - Highlander
Pain of Salvation - Iter Impius
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - A Simple Game of Genius
Blue Food - Joker Face
Von Hertzen Brothers - Angel's Eyes
Enchant - Sinking Sand
Anathema - Untouchable
Avantasia - Another Angel Down
The Hirsch Effect - Agitation

Tribulation - Lacrimosa
Shining - Blackjazz Deathtrance
Baby Metal - Road to Resistance
Meshuggah - MonstroCity
Cradle of Filth - Tortured Soul Asylum
uneXpect - The Quantum Symphony
Strapping Young Lad - You Suck
Millenium - Power to Love
William Shatner - Mr Tambourine Man
Orbs - People Will Read Again
Justin Bieber - U Smile
Between the Buried and Me - Foam Born (b): Decade of Statues
Star One - It All Ends Here
Nightwish - Song for Myself
Sunn O))) - Bathory Erzsbet
Swan - Mother of the World

Steven Wilson - Refuge
Flaming Row - Pictures
Major Parkinson - Strawberry Suicide
Linkin Park - One More Light
Glen Hansard - Bird of Sorrow

Thoughts Factory - No Way Out + The Mire
Karmakanic - Let in Hollywood + Wheel of Life
Frameshift - La Mer + Miseducation
Voices from the Fuselage - Epicinium + Meteorites
The Dear Hunter - Mustard Gas + Son and Father
Thrice - Firebreather + Daedalus
Devin Townsend Band/Project - Deadhead + Heart Baby
Boris - Pink + Jackson Head

Theocracy - Mirror of Souls
Dimension Act - Drawinf the Lines of Mortal Existance
Beardfish - Sleeping in Traffic
Poly-Math - Science We Are the Devil

Nile - Spawn of Uamenti
Witherfall - End of Time
Solstafir - Goddess of the Ages
Earthside - A Dream in Static
Equilibrium - Mana
Breath of Nibiru - Road to Sunrise
Fractal Cypher - The Grandeur of It All
Teramaze - Delusions of Grandeur
Drifting Sun - Twilight
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 12:22:40 PM
I now have to cross off my #1 Rumble song....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: ariich on April 29, 2020, 12:28:20 PM
No acts from the last roulette, even if you haven't heard the song? That limits things quite a lot!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Indiscipline on April 29, 2020, 12:29:20 PM
I want to make it hard!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: jingle.boy on April 29, 2020, 12:32:21 PM
I now have to cross off my #1 Rumble song....

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure I have you to thank for cock-blocking Teramaze.  I had that on my short-list.  I can scratch off  Frost* too.  And RJ... I'm pissed at you two (as you already know).
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 12:38:01 PM
I want to make it hard!

Um..wrong forum.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 12:44:00 PM
I want to make it hard!

Um..wrong forum.

Not from what I've read!  :lol

Quote
Quote from: TAC on April 12, 2020, 11:47:21 AM
I think I'd rather get fucked in the ass.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 12:48:25 PM
Oh I see how you slipped that one in there.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 29, 2020, 12:53:11 PM
It definitely isn't me slipping it in there!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Podaar on April 29, 2020, 12:59:32 PM
That would be the Sheik. I'm gonna Sheik Yerbouti!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Evermind on April 29, 2020, 01:01:09 PM
Hey Tim, if we both do great in this round we'll probably have to face each other in the final round, what do you think about that?

I think I'd rather get fucked in the ass.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Stadler on April 29, 2020, 01:01:52 PM
Wear a condom!   

There's a lot of good acts that are pfffft! because of that list.  I've got to dig deep.   
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 01:14:54 PM
Someone PM me when it's safe to read this thread again. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: jingle.boy on April 29, 2020, 01:43:41 PM
Someone PM me when it's safe to read this thread again. :lol

ITT: PM = Pornstar Moustache
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 29, 2020, 07:40:43 PM
I'm sure everyone is hard at work picking out their Royal Rumble songs. I'm working on it tonight.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Indiscipline on April 30, 2020, 09:04:20 AM
Cyril, you playing this round?










Elite?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 30, 2020, 09:08:21 AM
I'm sure everyone is hard at work picking out their Royal Rumble songs. I'm working on it tonight.

Step it up, slowpoke, I sent mine days ago!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Evermind on April 30, 2020, 09:22:14 AM
As this round is apparently all about us, it's very appropriate that Elite is late.  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Stadler on April 30, 2020, 09:28:04 AM
Wait, though.  Do I have to send mine NOW, or can/do I wait to see who I play against?  Don't the last two people in the standings go first, then the winner of that goes against the next person up, and so on and so forth? So why does Elite have to hand in his song now?

I'm so confused; I need to slam someone with a table.  Have a nice day!   :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Evermind on April 30, 2020, 09:28:54 AM
Wait, though.  Do I have to send mine NOW, or can/do I wait to see who I play against?  Don't the last two people in the standings go first, then the winner of that goes against the next person up, and so on and so forth? So why does Elite have to hand in his song now?

I'm so confused; I need to slam someone with a table.  Have a nice day!   :)

I think Elite still hasn't sent for the current round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Crow on April 30, 2020, 09:30:48 AM
Cyril, you playing this round?
no :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Stadler on April 30, 2020, 09:35:28 AM
Wait, though.  Do I have to send mine NOW, or can/do I wait to see who I play against?  Don't the last two people in the standings go first, then the winner of that goes against the next person up, and so on and so forth? So why does Elite have to hand in his song now?

I'm so confused; I need to slam someone with a table.  Have a nice day!   :)

I think Elite still hasn't sent for the current round.

Oh.  Got you. See, I told you I was confused.  ;)

Indiscipline: here's my take for Elite's song:  "100,000 Years" by Kiss.   Or "Time In A Bottle" by Jim Croce.   I'm kidding; I'm not one to be throwing stones at late submittals.  :)  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Indiscipline on April 30, 2020, 09:40:22 AM
Wait, though.  Do I have to send mine NOW, or can/do I wait to see who I play against?  Don't the last two people in the standings go first, then the winner of that goes against the next person up, and so on and so forth? So why does Elite have to hand in his song now?

I'm so confused; I need to slam someone with a table.  Have a nice day!   :)

I think Elite still hasn't sent for the current round.

Oh.  Got you. See, I told you I was confused.  ;)

Indiscipline: here's my take for Elite's song:  "100,000 Years" by Kiss.   Or "Time In A Bottle" by Jim Croce.   I'm kidding; I'm not one to be throwing stones at late submittals.  :)  :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7VqsONNvIs

Cyril, you playing this round?
no :P

(https://i.imgur.com/B34OJVX.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Elite on April 30, 2020, 11:20:52 AM
I’ll send mine within the hour.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Indiscipline on April 30, 2020, 11:25:58 AM
 :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: TAC on April 30, 2020, 11:28:58 AM
I'm sure everyone is hard at work picking out their Royal Rumble songs. I'm working on it tonight.

Step it up, slowpoke, I sent mine days ago!

So you sent your one song?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: The Walrus on April 30, 2020, 11:42:50 AM
I'm sure everyone is hard at work picking out their Royal Rumble songs. I'm working on it tonight.

Step it up, slowpoke, I sent mine days ago!

So you sent your one song?

3, that same night, mofo! Chop chop! Less wit, more shit!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: King Postwhore on April 30, 2020, 11:43:46 AM
Tim is a Oldfo.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Stadler on April 30, 2020, 12:24:33 PM
I'm sure everyone is hard at work picking out their Royal Rumble songs. I'm working on it tonight.

Step it up, slowpoke, I sent mine days ago!

So you sent your one song?

HAHAHA
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. There's a Showtune called The Morning of the Dragon
Post by: Indiscipline on April 30, 2020, 12:40:32 PM
I'm sure everyone is hard at work picking out their Royal Rumble songs. I'm working on it tonight.

Step it up, slowpoke, I sent mine days ago!

So you sent your one song?

3, that same night, mofo! Chop chop! Less wit, more shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EH7QMVnSRI
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: The Walrus on April 30, 2020, 12:42:45 PM
I refuse to admit that I both did not get the joke until after I hit 'post' or realize that we were talking about separate rounds. Wait...  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: TAC on April 30, 2020, 01:29:37 PM
  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: King Postwhore on April 30, 2020, 01:35:19 PM
Nice backhand volley Indi.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Indiscipline on April 30, 2020, 02:06:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0sfP9bK.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: TAC on April 30, 2020, 07:07:27 PM
Podaar Rules! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF_0Jgm7JHg)   :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: jingle.boy on April 30, 2020, 07:09:52 PM
Podaar Rules! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF_0Jgm7JHg)   :metal

 :omg: :omg:   :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: The Walrus on April 30, 2020, 07:24:35 PM
:2metal:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Podaar on April 30, 2020, 07:56:29 PM
 :rollin

The guitarist actually kinda looks like me!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: TAC on April 30, 2020, 07:59:33 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Podaar on April 30, 2020, 08:18:59 PM
Tim, I think my favorite part is the nursing home quilt on the wall!  :lol :jingleboy:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: TAC on April 30, 2020, 08:20:18 PM
Those quilts are great. We had a bunch of those in my home as a kid. It was from one of my mother's older relatives I think.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Stadler on May 01, 2020, 08:33:05 AM
Those quilts are great. We had a bunch of those in my home as a kid. It was from one of my mother's older relatives I think.

That one in the video???  :) :)

There's a joke in there somewhere about growing the beard for the vocal spot, but I can't find it.

(And more seriously, that's really well done, IMO; those videos always seem to me to highlight just how well-crafted the Maiden guitar lines are; the two solos, you can tell they're by different people, but they fit each other and the song so well.)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 08:40:43 AM
Good afternoon, bedlam.

A bit late, apologies, but I'm in the midst of a full on lockdown homemade birthday party hungover.


Here's the Bizarro HungoverMan:


?: Aladdin Gone – The Original Zombie
?: Mindsailors – Latin to be healed
?: Turtle Fodder – Reginald Lisowski
ariich: Tarantino would Hate It – Basically The Ice Age
Evermind: thenihavealwayshatedyou – Cpt Britain's and Meggan's love nest iamthemorning - Lighthouse
Stadler: R'n'R Trump – C3PO's go-to Pick-up Line Ted Nugent - My Love Is like a Tire Iron
Podaar: Kion, Kitch and Kardrobe – My Plea to Bartenders Worldwide
?: Dogs, Pigs, Sheep – It's Now or Never The Animals -
Katt: Made Toys 60% Better – The Facebook Desease
Puppies: Wouldn't Shake That – The Facebook Desease, part II, or My Plea to Bartenders Worldwide, part II
jingle: Featuring a Stunning Carla Gugino – Featuring a Stunned Nicole Kidman
?: Belfast's Finest – Where Quark struggles with the morality of a lucrative arms deal which might lead to the death of millions.
lonestar: Westworld, Season 1 – Westworld, Season 3
?: Ancestral Puebloans – Buffy The Japanese Curse Slayer
Elite: R'n'R Cuomo – Move, motherfocker, it's green!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Stadler on May 01, 2020, 08:42:12 AM
I see mine like a neon sign.  :) :) :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 08:45:25 AM
I see mine like a neon sign.  :) :) :)

I'm a bit jealous
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Elite on May 01, 2020, 08:47:33 AM
I see mine like a neon sign.  :) :) :)


And glad you picked that one from the three choices I gave you :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: The Walrus on May 01, 2020, 08:47:55 AM
I'm very curious what the Westworld one is 'cause I love all three seasons equally.  :corn

I also forgot 1 of the 3 songs I sent and don't know which Indi picked, but I'm guessing it's the one I can't remember. Surprises all around!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: ariich on May 01, 2020, 08:52:49 AM
Is it just me or is this round extra bizarro? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2020, 09:01:08 AM
Is it just me or is this round extra bizarro? :lol

 :lol

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 09:02:54 AM
I see mine like a neon sign.  :) :) :)


And glad you picked that one from the three choices I gave you :)

One of the other two was pretty good though  ;)


I'm very curious what the Westworld one is 'cause I love all three seasons equally.  :corn

I also forgot 1 of the 3 songs I sent and don't know which Indi picked, but I'm guessing it's the one I can't remember. Surprises all around!

I picked the only one from an album I don't own  :D


Is it just me or is this round extra bizarro? :lol

I believe we are at peak Bizarro  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: The Walrus on May 01, 2020, 09:03:45 AM
Can you PM me my choices, Indi?  Thought I saved the message but I didn't :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2020, 09:03:51 AM
Too, late, I've been infected already Indi. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: The Walrus on May 01, 2020, 09:07:16 AM
EUREKA!

?: Made Toys 60% Better – The Facebook Desease

That's gotta be mine.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 09:10:14 AM
You know it's extra bizarro when you're happy you can guess your own submission  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 01, 2020, 09:14:26 AM
Shit, I have no idea which is mine.

But I suspect that I see Animals as Leadrs?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 09:14:51 AM
The Animals
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 09:16:23 AM
TAC got it

Sending me Animals as Leaders would be roulette suicide
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 09:17:56 AM
The Animals music can easily be translated to heavy metal.

I assume that’s Podaar? Or Stadler.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: ariich on May 01, 2020, 09:18:06 AM
You know it's extra bizarro when you're happy you can guess your own submission  :lol
Yeah, I can't work mine out. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 09:20:15 AM
The Animals music can easily be translated to heavy metal.

I assume that’s Podaar? Or Stadler.

The Animals had the first "heavy metal" singer, Eric Burdon


Nope, nope
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 09:24:04 AM
The Animals music can easily be translated to heavy metal.

I assume that’s Podaar? Or Stadler.

The Animals had the first "heavy metal" singer, Eric Burdon

Yes.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 01, 2020, 09:54:43 AM
:rollin

The guitarist actually kinda looks like me!!

Isn't it the same guy?  I mean, pre-COVID, and 2-months into COVID   :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 01, 2020, 10:02:40 AM
:rollin

The guitarist actually kinda looks like me!!

Isn't it the same guy?  I mean, pre-COVID, and 2-months into COVID   :rollin

Maybe?  :lol


--------------------------------

As for the bizarro, it took me forever to figure mine out...but god it was it ever worth it. Very clever, Indi!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: lonestar on May 01, 2020, 10:09:47 AM
I'm very curious what the Westworld one is 'cause I love all three seasons equally.  :corn



I think it's mine, but I'm not 100% sure. If it is, it's fucking brilliant. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: romdrums on May 01, 2020, 10:17:46 AM
I see mine.  Brilliant! :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 01, 2020, 10:26:02 AM
I'm going to take a wild stab at one: Slave to the Traffic Light? Although, I have no idea what Phish would have to do with R'n'R Cuomo.  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 10:36:41 AM
Isnae
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2020, 10:43:39 AM
I see mine now.  LOL
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: ariich on May 01, 2020, 10:48:37 AM
I'm going to take a wild stab at one: Slave to the Traffic Light? Although, I have no idea what Phish would have to do with R'n'R Cuomo.  :)
I dunno, that one is definitely a possibility for mine based on the song, but similarly I don't get what R'n'R Cuomo means.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 01, 2020, 10:54:25 AM
but similarly I don't get what R'n'R Cuomo means.

I assume, since we're talking about Indi here, it has to do with what would provide R'n'R to Andrew Cuomo (see also the R'n'R Trump clue above). I'm also assuming that R'n'R means rest and relaxation, but I could be totally off base here. One thing I'm sure of, when we do figure it out, I'll be gobsmacked that I didn't figure it out sooner.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: ariich on May 01, 2020, 10:56:37 AM
but similarly I don't get what R'n'R Cuomo means.

I assume, since we're talking about Indi here, it has to do with what would provide R'n'R to Andrew Cuomo (see also the R'n'R Trump clue above). I'm also assuming that R'n'R means rest and relaxation, but I could be totally off base here. One thing I'm sure of, when we do figure it out, I'll be gobsmacked that I didn't figure it out sooner.  :lol
R'n'R can also mean Rock'n'Roll. And yeah Andrew Cuomo (who I know nothing about) seems likely because of the Trump clue, but could also be Rivers Cuomo.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Sacul on May 01, 2020, 10:58:46 AM
I see mine :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 10:59:01 AM
R'n'R (Rock'n'Roll) Cuomo is an artist I see as the exact ethical and aesthetical opposite to R'n'R Trump's artist  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 01, 2020, 11:00:08 AM
Yeah, my brain hurts now. I'm going to go watch a movie. Someone PM me when y'all figure shit out.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Elite on May 01, 2020, 11:02:53 AM
?: R'n'R Trump – C3PO's go-to Pick-up Line

Is this Ted Nugent?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 11:08:22 AM
Hell yeah!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Elite on May 01, 2020, 11:13:56 AM
Whooo, I got one!


I don’t know any of his stuff, so here’s what the internet gives me:

Yank Me, Crank Me

!? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 11:20:07 AM
My love is like a tire iron. Stadler.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 11:32:50 AM
Boom
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Crow on May 01, 2020, 11:55:09 AM
I see mine! :metardica:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 01, 2020, 12:02:15 PM
Ok, now I know mine.  Had to make a trip to imdb to figure it out.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Elite on May 01, 2020, 12:22:47 PM
I see mine! :metardica:

You’re not supposed to be playing
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: ariich on May 01, 2020, 12:34:35 PM
?: Tarantino would Hate It – Basically The Ice Age
Ohhhhh I get it now, but had to look it up as I didn't know this about Tarantino. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Crow on May 01, 2020, 12:38:45 PM
I see mine! :metardica:

You’re not supposed to be playing
that's the joke :jamaritard:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Evermind on May 01, 2020, 12:47:50 PM
I see mine, let's see if I can get anything else.

edit: Okay, maybe not. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 01:31:39 PM
"You Cut him! You HURT him! You see. You see. He's not a Machine, He's a Man!"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 01, 2020, 02:03:12 PM
Given how we're all struggling just to get our own, shall we just disclose which it is (not what or who) when we figure it out?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Evermind on May 01, 2020, 02:09:57 PM
Sure, mine's the thenihavealwayshatedyou – Cpt Britain's and Meggan's love nest one. Which should be enough to identify the band at least.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 02:10:59 PM
good idea
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Elite on May 01, 2020, 02:15:22 PM
iamthemorning - Lighthouse
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Elite on May 01, 2020, 02:16:27 PM
Given how we're all struggling just to get our own, shall we just disclose which it is (not what or who) when we figure it out?

My submission is by R'n'R Cuomo
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 02:17:50 PM
Elite is on a roll!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Evermind on May 01, 2020, 02:27:58 PM
iamthemorning - Lighthouse

YUUUUP
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 01, 2020, 04:05:24 PM
Oh, that's what we're doing? Mine's the Kion, Kitch, and Kardrobe, bit.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 04:07:22 PM
Oh, that's what we're doing? Mine's the Kion, Kitch, and Kardrobe, bit.

Peter Paul, and Mary?

No clue.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 04:09:24 PM
Oh, that's what we're doing? Mine's the Kion, Kitch, and Kardrobe, bit.

Peter Paul, and Mary?

No clue.

Let me help you:

Kh, khat's khat ke're koing? Kine's khe Kion, Kitch, and Kardrobe, kit.

Keter Kaul, knd Kary?

Ko klue.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 04:12:15 PM
OK??
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: ariich on May 01, 2020, 04:12:30 PM
Aslan?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 04:15:29 PM
Dion, Mitch, and Wardrobe?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 01, 2020, 04:17:43 PM
Kh, khat's khat ke're koing? Kine's khe Kion, Kitch, and Kardrobe, kit.

Keter Kaul, knd Kary?

Ko klue.

FTFY
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 04:20:18 PM
(https://i0.wp.com/cdn.media.rollcall.com/author/2019/03/Capitol-Ink-03-07-19-Thumbnail-Revised.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 01, 2020, 05:35:05 PM
I'm Carla and Nicole.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 01, 2020, 05:49:44 PM
Pretty sure this is mine

Wouldn't Shake That – The Facebook Desease, part II, or My Plea to Bartenders Worldwide, part II
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 06:11:30 PM

?: Turtle Fodder – Reginald Lisowski


Lettuce-The Crusher
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 06:14:32 PM
Yay
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 06:15:31 PM

?: Aladdin Gone – The Original Zombie
?: Mindsailors – Latin to be healed
?: Turtle Fodder – Reginald Lisowski Lettuce - The Crusher
ariich: Tarantino would Hate It – Basically The Ice Age
Evermind: thenihavealwayshatedyou – Cpt Britain's and Meggan's love nest iamthemorning - Lighthouse
Stadler: R'n'R Trump – C3PO's go-to Pick-up Line Ted Nugent - My Love Is like a Tire Iron
Podaar: Kion, Kitch and Kardrobe – My Plea to Bartenders Worldwide
?: Dogs, Pigs, Sheep – It's Now or Never The Animals -
Katt: Made Toys 60% Better – The Facebook Desease
Puppies: Wouldn't Shake That – The Facebook Desease, part II, or My Plea to Bartenders Worldwide, part II
jingle: Featuring a Stunning Carla Gugino – Featuring a Stunned Nicole Kidman
TAC: Belfast's Finest – Where Quark struggles with the morality of a lucrative arms deal which might lead to the death of millions.
lonestar: Westworld, Season 1 – Westworld, Season 3
?: Ancestral Puebloans – Buffy The Japanese Curse Slayer
Elite: R'n'R Cuomo – Move, motherfocker, it's green!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 06:16:13 PM
Let the record show that I'm the only one that has guessed anything right!

Let's go suckahs!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 06:17:20 PM
You and Elite
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2020, 06:21:15 PM
I know mine but I'm having an ice cream brain lock with the others.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 06:21:28 PM
You and Elite

Good point. He's not a suckah!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 01, 2020, 06:28:01 PM
?: Belfast's Finest – Where Quark struggles with the morality of a lucrative arms deal which might lead to the death of millions.
This might be Thin Lizzy and therefor TAC, but I'm not sure what song....Bad Habits? Waiting for an Alibi?

Although I thought Thin Lizzy was from Dublin.... :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 06:30:15 PM
You got TAC right


And I wouldn't advise telling a Dublineer he's from Belfast  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 06:32:17 PM
?: Belfast's Finest – Where Quark struggles with the morality of a lucrative arms deal which might lead to the death of millions.
This might be Thin Lizzy and therefor TAC, but I'm not sure what song....Bad Habits? Waiting for an Alibi?

Although I thought Thin Lizzy was from Dublin.... :corn

You're on the right path. So close you can touch it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: The Walrus on May 01, 2020, 06:35:58 PM
So, for those who sent multiple songs and figured out which one is theirs, what did you send that didn't get the cut? Just curious. Fairly certain Indi did not use "Lonely" by Tom Waits or "I Am A Rock" by Simon & Garfunkel. :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 01, 2020, 06:36:43 PM
?: Belfast's Finest – Where Quark struggles with the morality of a lucrative arms deal which might lead to the death of millions.
This might be Thin Lizzy and therefor TAC, but I'm not sure what song....Bad Habits? Waiting for an Alibi?

Although I thought Thin Lizzy was from Dublin.... :corn

You're on the right path. So close you can touch it.
Must be Gary Moore then.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 01, 2020, 06:41:36 PM
Business as Usual
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 01, 2020, 06:47:35 PM
Puppies touched base and jingle knows his DS9


?: Aladdin Gone – The Original Zombie
?: Mindsailors – Latin to be healed
?: Turtle Fodder – Reginald Lisowski Lettuce - The Crusher
ariich: Tarantino would Hate It – Basically The Ice Age
Evermind: thenihavealwayshatedyou – Cpt Britain's and Meggan's love nest iamthemorning - Lighthouse
Stadler: R'n'R Trump – C3PO's go-to Pick-up Line Ted Nugent - My Love Is like a Tire Iron
Podaar: Kion, Kitch and Kardrobe – My Plea to Bartenders Worldwide
?: Dogs, Pigs, Sheep – It's Now or Never The Animals -
Katt: Made Toys 60% Better – The Facebook Desease
Puppies: Wouldn't Shake That – The Facebook Desease, part II, or My Plea to Bartenders Worldwide, part II
jingle: Featuring a Stunning Carla Gugino – Featuring a Stunned Nicole Kidman
TAC: Belfast's Finest – Where Quark struggles with the morality of a lucrative arms deal which might lead to the death of millions. Gary Moore - Business as Usual (live '97)
lonestar: Westworld, Season 1 – Westworld, Season 3
?: Ancestral Puebloans – Buffy The Japanese Curse Slayer
Elite: R'n'R Cuomo – Move, motherfocker, it's green!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 06:48:11 PM
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/JmgUJq6LR9ySHPt37j/giphy.gif)








You got TAC right


And I wouldn't advise telling a Dublineer he's from Belfast  ;D

Or vice versa.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2020, 06:48:58 PM
Then Chad is a Changeling.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 01, 2020, 06:53:36 PM
Then Chad is a Changeling.
He could probably pull off a convincing Odo.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 01, 2020, 07:23:31 PM
I've heard him grunt.  Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 01, 2020, 07:25:26 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/4f891cba59ef2a0e3a09908eb372b18a/tumblr_n4xnay1sxS1sxgyero3_500.png)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 07:25:59 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/CiYImHHBivpAs/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 01, 2020, 08:34:10 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/CiYImHHBivpAs/giphy.gif)

I thought Eddie Murphy played Donkey from Shrek.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/70XY5U7YIYh2w/200.gif)

<watch it a few times, and these gif's sync up>
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 08:36:47 PM
Hah! Spitting image!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: The Walrus on May 01, 2020, 08:51:58 PM
That's racist!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 01, 2020, 08:55:53 PM
(https://www.celebquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/big-bang-theory-penny-quotes-9.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: The Walrus on May 01, 2020, 09:01:09 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Will You Still Feed Me when I'm 42?
Post by: Indiscipline on May 02, 2020, 07:52:44 AM
Bugger it, too convoluted.


Sacul: Aladdin Gone – The Original Zombie David Bowie - Lazarus
Train: Mindsailors – Latin to be healed Psychonaut – Sananda
romdrums: Turtle Fodder – Reginald Lisowski Lettuce - The Crusher
ariich: Tarantino would Hate It – Basically The Ice Age Toehider – Meet the Sloth
Evermind: thenihavealwayshatedyou – Cpt Britain's and Meggan's love nest iamthemorning - Lighthouse
Stadler: R'n'R Trump – C3PO's go-to Pick-up Line Ted Nugent - My Love Is like a Tire Iron
Podaar: Kion, Kitch and Kardrobe – My Plea to Bartenders Worldwide Karnya – Stronger
Chris: Dogs, Pigs, Sheep – It's Now or Never The Animals - It's My Life
Katt: Made Toys 60% Better – The Facebook Desease Randy Newman – I Want Everybody to Like Me
Puppies: Wouldn't Shake That – The Facebook Desease, part II, or My Plea to Bartenders Worldwide, part II Porcupine Tree – Don't Hate Me
jingle: Featuring a Stunning Carla Gugino – Featuring a Stunned Nicole Kidman Treshold – The Hours
TAC: Belfast's Finest – Where Quark struggles with the morality of a lucrative arms deal which might lead to the death of millions. Gary Moore - Business as Usual
lonestar: Westworld, Season 1 – Westworld, Season 3 MindMaze – Fight the Future
king: Ancestral Puebloans – Buffy The Japanese Curse Slayer Anasazi – And the Grudge
Elite: R'n'R Cuomo – Move, motherfocker, it's green! Bruce Springsteen – New York City Serenade

Impressions later
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: lonestar on May 02, 2020, 08:28:53 AM
Good lord, I wouldn't have gotten any of those.



Good to see someone else sending Karnya, I thought I was the only one who dug them. Curious to see how our fearless leader scored them. Great track.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Elite on May 02, 2020, 08:33:59 AM
Wow, all of those make sense after posting them :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: The Walrus on May 02, 2020, 08:34:28 AM
No matter how hard I try, I believe I will remain the forum's lone Randy Newman fan once results are posted
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 02, 2020, 08:37:56 AM
No matter how hard I try, I believe I will remain the forum's lone Randy Newman fan once results are posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 02, 2020, 08:49:01 AM
No matter how hard I try, I believe I will remain the forum's lone Randy Newman fan once results are posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

Perfect response.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Cool Chris on May 02, 2020, 11:03:16 AM
The Facebook Disease - I Want Everybody to Like Me

Glorious.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 02, 2020, 08:32:07 PM
I can't sleep. I've cooked some horrible pizza tonight and may have poisoned my family, so impressions! *burp*


Wait, is there a third Morse brother?

Do I remember a life?

I'm trying, bub. I'm trying.

Now I'm in a great Austin Powers mood

My tremolo picking is like a tyre gun

Avanantaqualung

Every music decade has its drug. Is it LSD's turn again?

“This city is afraid of me. I've seen its true face”

Test the guitar man for PEDs, trust me.

There's cheese, and there's Mont d'Or.

The western male national anthem

I wasn't aware Black Bolt sang in a band

Aural porcelain

There will always be a soft spot in my heart for porn music

Now we know there's a starman waiting in the sky
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 02, 2020, 08:38:56 PM

Do I remember a life?

All those years ago..
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: The Walrus on May 02, 2020, 08:47:37 PM
"The western male national anthem"

Randy? My boy, Randy, is that you?!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 02, 2020, 08:50:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/kG7K3X0.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 02, 2020, 08:51:20 PM
"The western male national anthem"

Randy? My boy, Randy, is that you?!

I thought this was Ted.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 02, 2020, 09:19:56 PM
There will always be a soft spot in my heart for porn music

This is Lettuce - The Crusher
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Elite on May 03, 2020, 02:10:49 AM
Aural porcelain

I guess?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 05:29:39 AM
There will always be a soft spot in my heart for porn music

This is Lettuce - The Crusher

 nod nod

Aural porcelain

I guess?

no no
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Elite on May 03, 2020, 06:00:02 AM
Huuuu
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 06:08:22 AM
Now I'm in a great Austin Powers mood

Anasazi – And the Grudge
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 06:23:52 AM
Nope, but I really want to watch your copy of Austin Powers now  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Evermind on May 03, 2020, 06:40:48 AM
"Aural porcelain" could be mine I guess, otherwise it's probably "I'm trying" one and that does not bode well for me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 03, 2020, 06:42:54 AM
I can see The Hours having a Watchmen vibe.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 06:45:08 AM
"Aural porcelain" could be mine I guess, otherwise it's probably "I'm trying" one and that does not bode well for me.

 :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 06:45:49 AM
I can see The Hours having a Watchmen vibe.

I can't  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 03, 2020, 06:46:42 AM
Isn't the Watchmen like a porno superhero movie?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 03, 2020, 06:47:33 AM
"Aural porcelain" could be mine I guess, otherwise it's probably "I'm trying" one and that does not bode well for me.

 :tup

Evermind has the top spot locked up.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 06:49:31 AM
Isn't the Watchmen like a porno superhero movie?

No, you're confusing it with Watch Men
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 03, 2020, 06:51:43 AM
hhmmm... well, I don't know if the Black Bolt comment is supposed to be good, or disastrous.  I mean, I'm a Damian Wilson fanboi, and he blows me away with everything he does.  Otherwise, I got no clue how anything might connect to The Hours.

I'll just sit tight and wait for results.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 03, 2020, 06:53:09 AM
Yeah, I have no idea what to connect to The Hours.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: The Walrus on May 03, 2020, 06:54:17 AM
Yeah, I have no idea what to connect to The Hours.

You gotta start with The Minutes
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 06:55:07 AM
hhmmm... well, I don't know if the Black Bolt comment is supposed to be good, or disastrous.  I mean, I'm a Damian Wilson fanboi, and he blows me away with everything he does.  Otherwise, I got no clue how anything might connect to The Hours.

I'll just sit tight and wait for results.

I must say he's been a wonderful discovery
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 03, 2020, 07:01:05 AM
Yeah, I have no idea what to connect to The Hours.

You gotta start with The Minutes

I'll seconds that!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 07:33:04 AM
Toehider = Avanantaqualung ?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 07:44:05 AM
Toehider = Avanantaqualung ?

Of course!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 07:45:52 AM
Wait, is there a third Morse brother?

Do I remember a life? Gary Moore

I'm trying, bub. I'm trying.

Now I'm in a great Austin Powers mood The Animals

My tremolo picking is like a tyre gun Ted Nugent

Avanantaqualung Toehider

Every music decade has its drug. Is it LSD's turn again?

“This city is afraid of me. I've seen its true face” Bruce Springsteen

Test the guitar man for PEDs, trust me. MindMaze

There's cheese, and there's Mont d'Or.

The western male national anthem Randy Newman

I wasn't aware Black Bolt sang in a band

Aural porcelain iamthemorning

There will always be a soft spot in my heart for porn music Lettuce

Now we know there's a starman waiting in the sky David Bowie
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 08:02:51 AM
Test the guitar man for PEDs, trust me. = Nugent?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 08:08:20 AM
Nein. Nugent's is practically spelled out.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 08:09:48 AM
Nein. Nungent's is practically spelled out.

Yeah, that was my second thought, but I thought it was too obvious for our sneaky host.  :)

But, I know what you mean by a tyre gun!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 08:17:27 AM
You can probably tell I'm listening to the playlist of this round.

Now we know there's a starman waiting in the sky = Porcupine Tree ?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 08:18:38 AM
Gregg, I'm more obvious and less sneaky than you colour me!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 08:24:47 AM
In that case, Now I'm in a great Austin Powers mood = The Animals?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 08:27:49 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/NrEu3Jr.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 08:30:15 AM
That Threshold song is interesting, the riffs are very Petruccish, and the vocals are tremendous, but I can't say that overall it's great song. Mrs. P liked it though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 08:37:51 AM
No ugly things in this round. The results are spontaneously articulating themselves into four categories:

Okay cute

Hey, good one!

Primo stuff

Holy focking moly, it's getting dusty in here



Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 08:51:24 AM
I was NOT expecting that Gary Moore tune! Where's the 12 bar blues? Very unexpected.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: lonestar on May 03, 2020, 08:51:42 AM
Test the guitar man for PEDs, trust me. = Nugent?

No way, that one totally belongs to MindMaze.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 08:52:32 AM
Test the guitar man for PEDs, trust me. = Nugent?

No way, that one totally belongs to MindMaze.

Yeah, that just came on my playlist and I was coming here to correct my mistake!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: lonestar on May 03, 2020, 08:54:10 AM
Test the guitar man for PEDs, trust me. = Nugent?

No way, that one totally belongs to MindMaze.

Yeah, that just came on my playlist and I was coming here to correct my mistake!

Jeff fucking rips it up on that track. :hefdaddy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 09:00:19 AM
Test the guitar man for PEDs, trust me. = Nugent?

No way, that one totally belongs to MindMaze.

Yeah, that just came on my playlist and I was coming here to correct my mistake!

Jeff fucking rips it up on that track. :hefdaddy

Can't come up with ten better rythm guitar performances on the top of my head

I was NOT expecting that Gary Moore tune! Where's the 12 bar blues? Very unexpected.

Gazza has more sides than a d20.

Who else can pull off Thin Lizzy, Colosseum II, Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood, and After Hours? 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 09:13:03 AM
“This city is afraid of me. I've seen its true face” = Springsteen

Okay, playlist done. My favorite (other than mine) was Anasazi - And the Grudge. Nice pick, Joe.

I'm off to do Sunday yard work, ya'll have a good day.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 09:19:49 AM
Thanks for playing!

And we all know what "Sunday yard work" is code for  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Elite on May 03, 2020, 09:26:07 AM
“This city is afraid of me. I've seen its true face” = Springsteen

Okay then. Considering the song-title that makes sense I guess, but I don't know where that quote comes from, so I have no idea whether that's good or bad.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 09:32:32 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HYxR1jf.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 03, 2020, 10:04:44 AM
Thanks for playing!

And we all know what "Sunday yard work" is code for  :eyebrows:

Unfortunately for Podaar, I’m afraid it actually means yard work.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Sacul on May 03, 2020, 12:17:21 PM
Bowie is the last one? :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 12:26:44 PM
Yeah, the obscenely obvious one  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Train of Naught on May 03, 2020, 02:17:34 PM
LSD is Psychonaut?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 02:54:35 PM
LSD is Psychonaut?

I think so.

...and I'm pretty sure Black Bolt is Karnya.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 02:56:06 PM
Right and right!



Do I remember a life? Gary Moore

I'm trying, bub. I'm trying. Porcupine Tree

Now I'm in a great Austin Powers mood The Animals

My tremolo picking is like a tyre gun Ted Nugent

Avanantaqualung Toehider

Every music decade has its drug. Is it LSD's turn again? Psychonaut

“This city is afraid of me. I've seen its true face” Bruce Springsteen

Test the guitar man for PEDs, trust me. MindMaze

There's cheese, and there's Mont d'Or. Treshold

The western male national anthem Randy Newman

I wasn't aware Black Bolt sang in a band Karnya

Aural porcelain iamthemorning

There will always be a soft spot in my heart for porn music Lettuce

Now we know there's a starman waiting in the sky David Bowie
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 03, 2020, 03:02:44 PM
Podaar, can you post the playlist? Did you do it on Spotify?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 03, 2020, 03:42:56 PM
I'm hoping the Mount D'or reference was a positive one.  I was equating "cheese" to the quality / type of the song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 03, 2020, 04:03:30 PM
You missing mine?  lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 03, 2020, 04:04:12 PM
Your is Mount D'oh.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 03, 2020, 05:07:47 PM
Podaar, can you post the playlist? Did you do it on Spotify?

Round 6 playlist (https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3oucSlDaLRWeEtFV0NTHDx)

TAC,

This playlist includes everything except Karnya, which wasn't available on Spotify. Send me a PM if you need me to email you an .mp3.

EDIT: Nevermind, here's a YT link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RF4XaCOWJs).
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 03, 2020, 05:19:25 PM
OK, thank you.

I actually own the Karnya, so I already have that. ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 03, 2020, 05:24:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Z3BDDU7.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: TAC on May 03, 2020, 05:28:16 PM
The ending to Meet The Sloth kind of reminds me a little of the ending to Keeper Of The Seven Keys.


I love Intensities In 10 Cities. I even had that on 8 track as a kid.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 04, 2020, 05:01:06 AM
Awesome... listening now.

And I too own the Karnya album.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 04, 2020, 05:32:26 AM
It's too bad more people didn't buy it, maybe we could have had another album by them.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 04, 2020, 01:06:28 PM
The "Okay, cute" Group



Chris: The Animals – It's My Life

Now I'm in a great Austin Powers mood

If you thought this was gonna get a shit vote in my roulette, well, you don't know me and my fetish for context. Can you find a heavier (except for The Sonics, but we don't count accidents due to lack of production) and deeper overall rythm drive line in 1965? Another middle-eight anticipating the classic I- / VIIb / VIb heavy metal chord progression? This song, put in its context, rocks lyrically as well; while the three major rock acts on the planet at that time were crying “help me” or “how does it feel to be on your own?” or “I can't get no satisfaction”, Eric Burdon (by the way, the man responsible for the best male rock vocal performance of the sixties: House of the Rising Sun) was stating “I do whatever the fock I want”. If that's not rock, then I don't know what it is. 

Score: 6.5


romdrums: Lettuce – The Crusher

There will always be a soft spot in my heart for porn music

If you thought this was gonna get a shit vote in my roulette, well, you don't know me and my fetish for porn music and blaxpoitation flicks scores. Said that, this tune is nothing but an experiment / study on groove manipulation: what happens if we slow down every focking bar's fourth movement a little bit? According to my wife, the result is utterly irritating; her husband, on the other hand, finds it incredibly enjoyable and borderline addictive, almost the same way I can't resist the notorious Rain's slow down (the lesson, as always, whatever you hear, the Beatles have done it before). Too bad I'm not awarding theme points on this round, because this is a damn near perfect entrance music for sexy sleazy wrestlers ala WCW Diesel. 

Score: 6.5



Stadler: Ted Nugent - My Love Is Like a Tire Iron

My tremolo picking is like a tyre gun

If you thought this was gonna get a shit vote in my roulette, well, you don't know me and my fetish for rock guitarists who A) Brutally overpower their instrument B) Play louder live than everything else combined on tape C) Are as clean as they're fast while valuing volume more than distortion*. Except for casual radio passages of Cat Scratch Fever and Stranglehold, I knew the Nuge only for his work in dad's Amboy Dukes albums, and I must admit I am pleasantly surprised by the way his violent but superfocused solo adds value to a tune which is basically a Motorhead injection inside a MC5 corpse. Last but not least, I gotta admire the innate confidence in choosing such a title as self representation.

*Rory Gallagher, Ritchie Blackmore, Mark Knopfler, SRV, Brian Setzer, Alvin Lee ...

Score: 6.5



Podaar: Karnya – Stronger

I wasn't aware Black Bolt sang in a band

If you thought this was gonna get a shit vote in my roulette, well, you don't know me and my fetish for decibel gifted rock baritenors capable of belting paint off car bonnets. So this guy has Serj Tankian's power, Jeff Martin's range, AND he's a quite educated and talented guitarist? Focking unfair, even Steve Marriott level unfair, but thank goodness he's here because, except for the overall feeling of aggression (tiresome when constant and never downshifting gears) and the proggish instrumental runs (fast and clever but devoid of significant melodic lines), the man is pretty much the only really memorable feature in this rocker. I call it the Heavy Roadrunner DT Syndrome: when sophistication defuses raw power while aggression undermines musical complexity. Oh, and I'm a pussy, of course.

Score: 7



Katt: Randy Newman – I Want Everybody to Like Me

The western male national anthem

If you thought this was gonna get a shit vote in my roulette, well, you don't know me and my fetish for classy ragtime treats and social commentary delivered without grandstanding. Not only I strongly believe the bravest act a man can perform is to acknowledge his share of weakness and cowardice, but having this particular man - belonging to the Great American Songbook's pantheon and constantly awarded by the American Myth and Conscience Foundation Machine (Hollywood) - playfully admitting that indiscriminate eating the Pursuit of Happiness Sacred Cow's meat can lead to some soul shattering disease is down right brilliant. Of course, if I couldn't understand English, this would be just a funny jingle, and that counts in the great scheme of roulette things.

Score: 7
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Podaar on May 04, 2020, 01:26:36 PM
Well, that was disappointing because a)
If you thought this was gonna get a shit vote in my roulette...
No, I did not. I actually really love this tune and thought you might as well.

And b)
Oh, and I'm a pussy, of course.
Pussies can really take a pounding, you're more of a gonad.  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: The Walrus on May 04, 2020, 01:28:47 PM
Oh thank god, I at least scored better than Turd Nugent. I'll take it. Sorry Stadler.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Evermind on May 04, 2020, 02:24:16 PM
I've got a fairly good feeling about this round now!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Stadler on May 04, 2020, 02:40:33 PM
Well, that was disappointing because a)

Oh, and I'm a pussy, of course.
Pussies can really take a pounding, you're more of a gonad.  :P


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 04, 2020, 02:59:10 PM
Well, that was disappointing because a)
If you thought this was gonna get a shit vote in my roulette...
No, I did not. I actually really love this tune and thought you might as well.

And b)
Oh, and I'm a pussy, of course.
Pussies can really take a pounding, you're more of a gonad.  :P

Ok, cute  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Last Hangman, 50% More Bizarro!
Post by: The Walrus on May 04, 2020, 03:00:10 PM
Well, now I know what to send Indi for my first submission next round. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAu1h2NE9Uk)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 04, 2020, 03:04:19 PM
After all, it's spelled genitalia  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: The Walrus on May 04, 2020, 03:06:01 PM
 :lol :lol!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 04, 2020, 03:31:26 PM
The "Hey, good one!" Group:



Elite: Bruce Springsteen – New York City Serenade

“This city is afraid of me. I've seen its true face”

The Boss confuses the shit out of me. On one hand I can't stand his 80's mannerisms, on the other he's the artist who has amazed me the most live, energy wise; on one hand I consider Born to Run an overproduced mess way more guilty of anything, say, Aja has ever been accused of, on the other The River is one of my 100 desert island songs. Here everything is clear: a delicate act of musical love – with all the right musical touches but the obnoxious strings -  towards that fauna Bill Hicks used to call “serious pockets of humanity” and their habitat. It makes me think of some sort of Taxi Driver storytelling, only by someone in love with the subject instead of despising it.

Score: 7.5


Puppies: Porcupine Tree – Don't Hate Me

I'm trying, bub. I'm trying.

Now I'm telling you what this great band – and spectacular rythm section – really needs to do. They need to sit Wilson down, serve him a glass of brandy, and tell him: “Look Steve – can we call you Steve? - we are really grateful for all this amazing music you toss our way, and for the money, of course, but you need to step the fock down from vocals duty, really. No, we're serious. You can't have it all. You have the brains for it, but your voice and charisma suck. No, let us finish, sip your brandy. Step the fock down, be our producer and sound engineer and we will go down in history as the new Pink Floyd and you the new Alan Parsons as Indi uses to say. Everybody's happy, everybody's filthy rich. We're not asking, by the way. Do it now. We are not above Barreting you. Brandy's on Gavin.”

Score: 7.5



Train: Psychonaut – Sananda

Every music decade has its drug. Is it LSD's turn again?

I don't know what current genre this song belongs to, I don't know how to describe the genre this song should belong to, I don't even know what the sweet fock this song is talking about. What I know is I'm being told a story using huge sounds, limitless panoramas, extreme care in both letting the big epic moments ring out and spinning the quiet threads. Tension and release, build-up and vent off, dynamics and spacing: the real lost arts in songwriting. Respect those laws, and even a forty seconds fade-out at the end of a ten minutes song can be perceived as necessary. Everything sounds epic and dramatic despite the absence of harmonic wizardry or instrumental virtuosism. I wouldn't be against a sensible brandy sitdown with the singer though.

Score: 8



Sacul: David Bowie – Lazarus

Now we know there's a starman waiting in the sky

I've never liked David Bowie. I mean, he's responsible for a couple of immortal tunes and I've always respected his uncanny ability to sniff out talent, sorround himself with incredible teams, and promote the hell out of everchanging packages. Maybe it's due to the constant re-invention and fad adjustments, but he's always sounded phoney to my ears, a dandy exploiting rock and pop tropes (and a huge … charisma) in order to surf the relevancy wave. Now, suddenly, a man who has made a spectacle of one hundred imaginary lives, offers the world a song making a spectacle of his death, and it sounds more powerful, urgent and heartfelt than anything he's ever recorded, except maybe Life on Mars. I know, sometimes death is a great career move for a rockstar, but this tune would have shaken me even if the Duke had recovered and lived on.

Score: 8
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: TAC on May 04, 2020, 03:59:19 PM
I've got a fairly good feeling about this round now!

Yeah, you've got the top spot sewn up.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 04, 2020, 04:34:08 PM
I needed a bigger score.  Can't wait to see the result.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: lonestar on May 04, 2020, 05:04:00 PM
Oh man, well look at that. :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 04, 2020, 05:24:08 PM
The “primo stuff” Group:


(the following three songs are totally equivalent to my tastes and satisfaction. The only difference is they tickle three different bones respectively: the heavy metal one, the progressive rock one, and the progressive metal one. I have all kinds of bones.)



lonestar: MindMaze – Fight the Future

Test the guitar man for PEDs, trust me.

If fighting the future means a lovely rejuvenation of a glorious past, then few titles have been more appropriate. I bet all the money Covid is costing me that, if you slow this tour de force down by half, you're able to recognise every bloody guitar riff penned by every bloody NWOBHM artist between 1979 and 1983. The homage to the founding fathers continues by applying a brutal dose of German original power metal killer drumming and boiling the mixture to californian speed metal temperature. That's already nice work, but what makes the whole product shine is the oustretched symphonic vocal line riding those hellish rythms in constant fascinating and mutually beneficial opposition. The guitar solo is amazing, even if they've chosen to play it through South Park Kenny's throat. Those bastards.

Score: 8.5



king: Anasazi – And the Grudge

Wait, is there a third Morse brother?

Papa Morse must have gotten a bit of hanky panky going on amidst the French Alps because this guy sounds a lot like Neil with an accent, or maybe it's the acoustic verse being so similar to Innocence and Undying Love's verse (one of my favourite melodies of the new millennium) deceiving me. All ado aside, the verse is great, the riff is brilliant, the final chorus is glorious, and if this song were a track inside Transatlantic's phantomatic upcoming album (and Neil Morse / Transatlantic is utter blue blood as far as I'm concerned) I would be a happy customer. I'll tell you more: this tune would belong in the next group if it didn't dwell too much after the mid point; there's really no need for me to listen to two riffs for four minutes. Major points for being from Grenoble, like Andre the Giant.

Score: 8.5



jingle: Treshold – The Hours

There's cheese, and there's Mont d'Or.

If all progressive metal songs worked like this one I probably wouldn't hate progressive metal. They – as King Diamond would call Them – have 1253 things going on at the same time (so nothing is really going on), this one basically has 4: intriguing stripped down new wavish rythm, Beethoven melody, guitar behaving like a cello in an orchestral environment, vocals as restrained as emotional while tonally ultra-pleasing. They have either senseless spamming of cheese (pleasant melody) or no pleasant melody (cheese) at all, this one smells like melody by one of the best cheesemongers in history: Beethoven (sorry, Joe and Bender). They change frenetically and all you can remember is “that 23/8 section” or “those five consecutive sweeps in C#minIIb”; this one evolves organically and rationally, so you can remember a mothereffing song, even if it loses steam and repeats itself now and then.

Score: 8.5
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: TAC on May 04, 2020, 05:32:04 PM
So I have to get an 11 and Evermind has to get a 9. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: lonestar on May 04, 2020, 05:37:28 PM
 :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: The Walrus on May 04, 2020, 05:49:04 PM
Threshold coming in anything but last place absolutely fucking baffles me   :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: TAC on May 04, 2020, 05:50:17 PM
Threshold coming in anything but last place absolutely fucking baffles me   :lol

It does seem kind of high to me.

I actually think Damian Wilson is awful.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 04, 2020, 06:03:00 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/403yx5.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/403yx5) (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 04, 2020, 06:04:58 PM
Threshold coming in anything but last place absolutely fucking baffles me   :lol

It does seem kind of high to me.

I actually think Damian Wilson is awful.
Yeah, Damian Wilson is my least favorite Threshold singer.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 04, 2020, 06:38:59 PM
Threshold coming in anything but last place absolutely fucking baffles me   :lol

I got two words for ya ....

(https://media.tenor.com/images/708677ef4a6d6451b28d6791e02c8359/tenor.gif)

Know thy host

I have all kinds of bones.)[/i]

I pretty sure that King and cheffy-poo don't mind me speaking for them... we're glad to have boned you.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 04, 2020, 06:43:00 PM
Oh, and I think I'm totally fine with losing to toehider, Gary Moore (even if he is covering a Kiske tune! :lol), and iamthemorning.  Three excellent tracks.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: TAC on May 04, 2020, 06:46:06 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/4044kn.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/4044kn)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Sacul on May 04, 2020, 06:53:01 PM
Nice :metal yeah that's my favorite Bowie album, it's so imaginative, strange, and heartfelt, give it a try.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 04, 2020, 06:54:18 PM
 :lol

The “holy focking moly, it's getting dusty in here” group:

Ok guys, in a surprising and very unIndish way, not many words and dicking around here. Each of these songs brings me back to particularly poignant music and moments in life, touching memories. Funny thing, it's recently been my birthday which, by fate's cruel irony (and fate always punishes and nourishes comedians with cruel irony), doubles as my worst loss' anniversary. Fact is, it's difficult to rationally manage the whole bundle of music-induced memories and emotions (assuming my usual writeups can be called “rational”) into nimble prose, hence I'll proceed by impressions and sketches, without elaborating too much or showing “photos of ghosts”.

The score is 9 for the three of them, if you wanna stop here.


ariich: Toehider – Meet the Sloth

Avanantaqualung

Ian, the favourite storyteller – the fights for Live in the UK – In the Light synth sample at 4:20 - the girl from Pentangle I wanted to marry – acoustic lullabies – Magic Keeper



Evermind: iamthemorning – Lighthouse

Aural porcelain

Piano lessons – Yvonne Elliman every night – the bottom of the lighthouse – suddenly there's nowhere to go – no time to show the pieces are back in place



TAC: Gary Moore – Business as Usual (Live in Montreaux 1997)

Do I remember a life?


Fleetwood Mac arguments -  the crucifix and school -  Rory vs Peter Green -  some kind of salvation -  solo smelling of grass -  never one of us, never one of them



Great round guys, I had musical woodies. I'm posting the standings in a minute and  the rumble guidelines tomorrow, then we dance!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 04, 2020, 07:05:57 PM
The Standings:

Evermind: 14 + 22.5 + 17.5 + 13.5 + 15 + 9 = 91.5
TAC: 10.5 + 22 + 17.5 + 13 + 18 + 9 = 90
jingle: 13 + 22 + 12.5 + 13 + 17.5 + 8.5 = 86.5
ariich: 9 + 24 + 15.5 + 13 + 15.5 + 9 = 86
lonestar: 10 + 22.5 + 15.5 + 13 + 16.5 + 8.5 = 86
romdrums: 13 + 23 + 14 + 12 + 15.5 + 6.5 = 84
Stadler: 10 + 23 + 17 + 11 + 16 + 6.5 = 83.5
Podaar: 10 + 20 + 14.5 + 15.5 + 15.5 + 7 = 82.5
Elite: 9 + 23 + 15 + 14 + 14 + 7.5 = 82.5
Puppies: 11 + 21.5 + 14 + 13 + 15.5 + 7.5 = 82.5
king: 11.5 + 21 + 16 + 11.5 + 14 + 8.5 = 82.5
Katt: 10.5 + 22 + 13 + 12.5 + 16 + 7 = 81
Sacul: 11 + 23 + 14.5 + 13.5 + 10.5 + 8 = 80.5
Train: 11 + 21.5 + 12 + 16 + 11 + 8 = 79.5
Chris: 12 + 19 + 12.5 + 11.5 + 15 + 6.5 = 76.5
Cyril*: *Guest Star Status

Cyril, I would be very happy if you entered the rumble
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 04, 2020, 07:41:52 PM
Now the real fun begins. I will admit, I’m kinda bummed I only get to play between 1 and 3 songs. I have at least a dozen shortlisted! :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 04, 2020, 07:42:57 PM
Keep 'em for SummerSlam  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: The Walrus on May 04, 2020, 09:44:25 PM
OH BOY I'm not in last!  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Train of Naught on May 05, 2020, 12:06:44 AM
Glad you liked it so much! I'd highly recommend that album, though they're a bit punchier and straight up post-metal on some songs, they're also more spiritual and psychedelic in some.

I should probably wait until Cyril confirms whether he is in for the rumble, because that would mean it's not my turn yet. But if not, how long would I have to send?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Crow on May 05, 2020, 12:26:18 AM
yeah sure wynaut
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: ariich on May 05, 2020, 12:27:23 AM
Glad you liked the Toehider so much! Michael Mills has the odd miss, but he's a genius and when his songs work they are superb.

Joint 4th with RJ, not bad at all. Am I ranked above him alphabetically? :lol

yeah sure wynaut
in b4 Cyril wins the roulette he wasn't even playing in
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Cool Chris on May 05, 2020, 12:32:47 AM
Now the real fun begins. I will admit, I’m kinda bummed I only get to play between 1 and 3 songs. I have at least a dozen shortlisted! :rollin

Send one or two my way!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Evermind on May 05, 2020, 12:58:03 AM
And now the wait begins!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: ariich on May 05, 2020, 01:05:52 AM
And now the wait begins!
Show off!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Crow on May 05, 2020, 01:06:32 AM
Nothing would please me more than defeating Evermind with djent
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Evermind on May 05, 2020, 01:07:14 AM
I'm rooting for Chris then :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 01:13:32 AM
yeah sure wynaut

 :heart


Lord I was born a Rumblin' man.

I had thoughts and advise, and I've realised the Rumble Round as originally presented would lack:

Surprise
Grudges
Mayhem
A full ring

... basically everything making a Rumble really Royal.

So, partially inspired by the bizarre standings, I have made nasty tweaks:


Step 1:

Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, and Katt will enter the ring together, but each one of the mentioned gentlemen will secretly specify in their submission PMs which adversary they're gonna target. This could lead to a bunch of unpredictable clash/elimination scenarios (4v1, 3v2, 1v1v1v1v1, etc.) you're going to find out in my mock-match result writeup.

Step 2:

The (if any) survivor/s of Step 1 will resubmit and secretly re-target
The 82.5 Club, i.e.  Podaar, Elite, Puppies, and king will enter the ring, submit and secretly state a target (both step 1 survivors and fellow new entrants are available)
Mock-match result writeup

Step 3:

Survivor/s (if any) resubmit and secretly retarget
Stadler enters the ring, submits and secretly targets
Mock-match result writeup

Step 4: like 3 but romdrums

Step 5: like 4 but both ariich and lonestar enter and yadda yadda

Step 6: like 5 but jingle

Step 7: like 6 but TAC

Step 8: like 7 but Evermind

Steps until one man stands


This is going to ensue a healthy dose of unpredictability and an obscene amount of bad blood.

Are you ready to rrrrrrrrrrrumble?





* Promos and general taunting are advised between steps
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Crow on May 05, 2020, 01:21:12 AM
that's incredibly unfair in my favor (in the sense that despite participating in 1/3rd of this roulette i'm on equal footing with people who played the whole thing), so i like it
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 01:29:29 AM
Unfair begets bad blood begets great fighting

Plus, funny high chances of you being a lot of people's target?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Surprise, Results!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 01:36:09 AM
And now the wait watch begins!

(https://i.imgur.com/DdXmwei.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Evermind on May 05, 2020, 02:28:15 AM
GoT turned into a shitshow in Season 5, in my opinion, so I'm not posting anything GoT-related in this thread

I kinda liked the original rules more, but this should still be great. Also Cyril now has a higher chance to kick me out with djent so there's that!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 02:32:21 AM
As soon as it lost Martin's material as reference it became utter rubbish.

You are the less affected by the changing rules  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Elite on May 05, 2020, 02:53:34 AM
So I don't do nothing for the first part and send you shit after the first wave of results? Sure, I can do that.

By the way; I can understand throwing the 83,5 group together because, well, we all have the same score, but there's so much difference between the bottom four that this is going to be nice an ridiculous. Looking forward to whatever shenanigans you come up with on the spot.





Also that score for the Toehider song is outrageous. Thank me, other Rich :lol
(Good song though! :) )
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 05:52:53 AM
Well, I don't know anything about GoT or Royal Rumbles. Just tell me when to send. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Podaar on May 05, 2020, 05:56:56 AM
Well, I don't know anything about GoT or Royal Rumbles. Just tell me when to send. :lol

Looks like it will be in about six weeks, TAC. Tell you what, I'll tell you when to send if you'll tell me what to send. At this point, I don't have a clue.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 06:01:39 AM
See, I assumed last place would play the next guy up head to head, and then the winner would play the next guy up....

I'm going to have to reread the instructions. It'll take me six weeks before I understand it. ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 06:04:49 AM
It's steps, guys, not weeks  :lol

In a nutshell, when your bell rings, you submit secretly challenging a guy already on the field.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Podaar on May 05, 2020, 06:15:26 AM
In a nutshell, when your bell rings, you submit secretly challenging a guy already on the field.

Or in your rank (weight class)?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 06:22:21 AM
So let's say I target Podaar, but he targets Stadler.

Podaar scores a 9, I score an 8, and Stadler scores a 7...

Podaar obviously eliminates Stadler.

Does he eliminate me by virtue of a higher score, or am I still good because he did not specifically target me?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Evermind on May 05, 2020, 06:23:11 AM
So let's say I target Podaar, but he targets Stadler.

Podaar scores a 9, I score an 8, and Stadler scores a 7...

Podaar obviously eliminates Stadler.

Does he eliminate me by virtue of a higher score, or am I still good because he did not specifically target me?

I think he does! But if not, I'm confused.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 06:27:36 AM
In a nutshell, when your bell rings, you submit secretly challenging a guy already on the field.

Or in your rank (weight class)?

Or in your rank. I forgot  ;D Thank you!

The important thing - the true engine of chaos -  is absolute secrecy in pointing your target.

So let's say I target Podaar, but he targets Stadler.

Podaar scores a 9, I score an 8, and Stadler scores a 7...

Podaar obviously eliminates Stadler.

Does he eliminate me by virtue of a higher score, or am I still good because he did not specifically target me?

Great question. In that scenario you're still good. Elimination is possible only via targeting. It's a way to have unpredictable and random eliminations (plus loads of animosity and sidebetting) instead of 15 straight 1v1 duels.

My writeups will basically be a narration of songs brawling with each other
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 06:29:43 AM
OK, so Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, and Katt start today. Let's go boys!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Evermind on May 05, 2020, 06:38:16 AM
Oh, alright then. That actually makes it better.

In that case I think I'm rooting for Train and Lucas, good luck you two!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: The Walrus on May 05, 2020, 06:41:47 AM
Sent. Pray for me. I sent a fitting song title and hook actually   :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 06:42:48 AM
Alex, any chance you could put the "Banned from last roulette" list in the OP?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 06:47:56 AM
Done. Give me a minute to gather the acts submitted in this roulette so far as well.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: jingle.boy on May 05, 2020, 06:52:32 AM
Alex, any chance you could put the "Banned from last roulette" list in the OP?

Done. Give me a minute to gather the acts submitted in this roulette so far as well.

Very helpful.  Thank you ringmaster.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 07:12:47 AM
My pleasure. Some bandnames were worth recalling

I had a mind to name my next two cats Starless and Bible Black, now I've changed my mind.


Oranssi and Pazuzu all the way.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 07:15:03 AM
How about Dead and Buried?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 07:15:36 AM
Pappa and Coda?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: jingle.boy on May 05, 2020, 07:20:07 AM
This will be fascinating to watch unfold.  If I'm interpreting this accurately, just because Katt (for instance) may eliminate his selected target, doesn't preclude him from getting eliminated as well.  Additionally, even if Katt *doesn't* eliminate his target, that doesn't mean he will be eliminated.

 :corn

Pappa and Coda?

I'd go for Prune and Tang.  Everyone likes Prunetang.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 07:24:08 AM
This will be fascinating to watch unfold.  If I'm interpreting this accurately, just because Katt (for instance) may eliminate his selected target, doesn't preclude him from getting eliminated as well.  Additionally, even if Katt *doesn't* eliminate his target, that doesn't mean he will be eliminated.


Perfect interpretation. The only way to be eliminated by tour target is by being already targetted by the latter and losing the challenge.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: The Walrus on May 05, 2020, 07:27:55 AM
Chad's got it out for me because I'm hating on Craphold  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: jingle.boy on May 05, 2020, 07:36:41 AM
Chad's got it out for me because I'm hating on Craphold  :lol

You only wish you could make it to a battle with The Body.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 07:37:59 AM
I'd go for Prune and Tang. 

(https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/000158487)(https://www.myamericanmarket.com/651-home_default/tang-barrel-orange-mix.jpg)






Pappa and Coda?

English and subtitles! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: jingle.boy on May 05, 2020, 07:41:48 AM
This will be fascinating to watch unfold.  If I'm interpreting this accurately, just because Katt (for instance) may eliminate his selected target, doesn't preclude him from getting eliminated as well.  Additionally, even if Katt *doesn't* eliminate his target, that doesn't mean he will be eliminated.


Perfect interpretation. The only way to be eliminated by tour target is by being already targetted by the latter and losing the challenge.

So, four potential outcomes for everyone:

I eliminate my target, AND ... I get eliminated by the one who targeted me - OVER THE TOP ROPE!
I eliminate my target, BUT ... I DON'T get eliminated by the one who targeted me - on to the next round
I DON'T eliminate my target, BUT ... I get eliminated by the one who targeted me - OVER THE TOP ROPE!
I DON'T eliminate my target, AND ... I DON'T get eliminated by the one who targeted me - on to the next round

I like it.  True Royal Rumble fashion.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 07:45:49 AM
Right.

Now expand the permutations times 4, 5, 6 and you approach this roulette's ultimate goal: total chaos
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: King Postwhore on May 05, 2020, 07:56:48 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/qBm9c4Qy/20200505095423.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: The Walrus on May 05, 2020, 08:05:44 AM
This will be fascinating to watch unfold.  If I'm interpreting this accurately, just because Katt (for instance) may eliminate his selected target, doesn't preclude him from getting eliminated as well.  Additionally, even if Katt *doesn't* eliminate his target, that doesn't mean he will be eliminated.


Perfect interpretation. The only way to be eliminated by tour target is by being already targetted by the latter and losing the challenge.

So, four potential outcomes for everyone:

I eliminate my target, AND ... I get eliminated by the one who targeted me - OVER THE TOP ROPE!
I eliminate my target, BUT ... I DON'T get eliminated by the one who targeted me - on to the next round
I DON'T eliminate my target, BUT ... I get eliminated by the one who targeted me - OVER THE TOP ROPE!
I DON'T eliminate my target, AND ... I DON'T get eliminated by the one who targeted me - on to the next round

I like it.  True Royal Rumble fashion.

(https://i.imgur.com/2TLF3vE.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: lonestar on May 05, 2020, 08:15:13 AM
Can we take out the guy we walk in with? Not saying I want to take a steel chair to Rich's face, I just want to know if it's an option.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 08:16:04 AM
You can take out anyone!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: ariich on May 05, 2020, 08:27:20 AM
Right.

Now expand the permutations times 4, 5, 6 and you approach this roulette's ultimate goal: total chaos
What I love it about it is that, assuming there won't be any draws/ties (i.e. you'll always rank all the songs best to worst), we could have only one elimination per round, or it could be everyone except the round winner who goes, depending on who targets who.

Can we take out the guy we walk in with? Not saying I want to take a steel chair to Rich's face, I just want to know if it's an option.  :biggrin:
Depends what score you want to get in my roulette. :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: lonestar on May 05, 2020, 08:29:19 AM
Right.

Now expand the permutations times 4, 5, 6 and you approach this roulette's ultimate goal: total chaos
What I love it about it is that, assuming there won't be any draws/ties (i.e. you'll always rank all the songs best to worst), we could have only one elimination per round, or it could be everyone except the round winner who goes, depending on who targets who.

Can we take out the guy we walk in with? Not saying I want to take a steel chair to Rich's face, I just want to know if it's an option.  :biggrin:
Depends what score you want to get in my roulette. :biggrin:

At least you can't kick my ass out in the first round again. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: ariich on May 05, 2020, 08:36:52 AM
Right.

Now expand the permutations times 4, 5, 6 and you approach this roulette's ultimate goal: total chaos
What I love it about it is that, assuming there won't be any draws/ties (i.e. you'll always rank all the songs best to worst), we could have only one elimination per round, or it could be everyone except the round winner who goes, depending on who targets who.

Can we take out the guy we walk in with? Not saying I want to take a steel chair to Rich's face, I just want to know if it's an option.  :biggrin:
Depends what score you want to get in my roulette. :biggrin:

At least you can't kick my ass out in the first round again. :lol
Hey now, you were never a victim of that. My first album roulette you made it three rounds, and you didn't play at all in the last two. :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: The Walrus on May 05, 2020, 08:38:10 AM
RJ came in last place in my first round in my first roulette  :lol but I learned later he likes much better things than... that  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 08:40:40 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/406qq7.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/406qq7) (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: King Postwhore on May 05, 2020, 08:43:16 AM
You know Mean Gene......  RJ is Dunn!  I tell yeah, Dunn!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: The Walrus on May 05, 2020, 08:44:02 AM
~Dunn Dunn Dunn~
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Sacul on May 05, 2020, 08:45:15 AM
Yessss chaoss :2metal: :2metal: :2metal: :2metal:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Train of Naught on May 05, 2020, 08:53:10 AM
So it’s possible that someone won’t get targeted at all and gets a free pass, basically?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 09:00:22 AM
Right.

Now expand the permutations times 4, 5, 6 and you approach this roulette's ultimate goal: total chaos
What I love it about it is that, assuming there won't be any draws/ties (i.e. you'll always rank all the songs best to worst), we could have only one elimination per round, or it could be everyone except the round winner who goes, depending on who targets who.

No votes, no round winners. Only people either staying in or jumping off the top rope  :biggrin:

Yessss chaoss :2metal: :2metal: :2metal: :2metal:

Yesssss, sssssend!  :P

So it’s possible that someone won’t get targeted at all and gets a free pass, basically?

It is indeed possible. However, should you send Radiohead, Coldplay, Pantera, or Slayer, I'm gonna make you pull a Titus O'Neill and never reach the ring.

Also, send  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Stadler on May 05, 2020, 09:27:11 AM
In a nutshell, when your bell rings, you submit secretly challenging a guy already on the field.

Or in your rank (weight class)?

Or in your rank. I forgot  ;D Thank you!

The important thing - the true engine of chaos -  is absolute secrecy in pointing your target.

So let's say I target Podaar, but he targets Stadler.

Podaar scores a 9, I score an 8, and Stadler scores a 7...

Podaar obviously eliminates Stadler.

Does he eliminate me by virtue of a higher score, or am I still good because he did not specifically target me?

Great question. In that scenario you're still good. Elimination is possible only via targeting. It's a way to have unpredictable and random eliminations (plus loads of animosity and sidebetting) instead of 15 straight 1v1 duels.

My writeups will basically be a narration of songs brawling with each other

Fuckin' A.  I got eliminated in the EXAMPLE round. This doesn't bode well for my late 80's obligatory hard rock submittals.  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Stadler on May 05, 2020, 09:29:55 AM
Alex, any chance you could put the "Banned from last roulette" list in the OP?

Done. Give me a minute to gather the acts submitted in this roulette so far as well.

Very helpful.  Thank you ringmaster.

So ALL those acts are banned?   Eeesh.  I have to dig deep.  Thankfully, I think I'm up to the task.   Here's Mick throwing the tacks into the ring!  Setting up the scorer's table at ring side!    And why am I carrying this ladder, do you ask?   Have a nice day!   :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 09:33:11 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/seVfrnr.gif)

I knew banning Oranssi Pazuzu and Deathspell Omega would have critically reduced your options, but it is what it is.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: The Walrus on May 05, 2020, 09:34:10 AM
Ale, I may resend later...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 09:37:22 AM
Ale I may resend later...

One pint or five, thank you!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Elite on May 05, 2020, 09:42:41 AM
So, are just those songs banned, or are we not allowed to send anything by any acts sent in this and your previous roulette?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 09:45:02 AM
Nil by those acts
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Elite on May 05, 2020, 09:46:00 AM
Unfortunately for you, the song 'Nil', as performed by Those Acts does not exist.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 09:48:44 AM
Dammit
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 09:49:50 AM
Indiscipline, do you think you could handle a little harsh vocals in an otherwise great song?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: The Walrus on May 05, 2020, 09:50:58 AM
Indiscipline, do you think you could handle a little harsh vocals in an otherwise great song?

TAC confirmed to be eliminated instantly
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 09:54:20 AM
Indiscipline, do you think you could handle a little harsh vocals in an otherwise great song?

I believe I have awarded a 10 to something similar in round 4  :D

It's all in your opponents' hands though
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: jingle.boy on May 05, 2020, 11:18:00 AM
Indiscipline, do you think you could handle a little harsh vocals in an otherwise great song?

TAC confirmed to be eliminated instantly

He's going all Warlord on Indi.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Podaar on May 05, 2020, 02:07:24 PM
So can we be expecting promo spots from The Undertaker, Jake Roberts, Dusty Rhodes and whoever the hell Cyril is supposed to be?

 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 02:15:00 PM
We can be expecting sumbmissions as well   :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: The Walrus on May 05, 2020, 02:30:22 PM
So can we be expecting promo spots from The Undertaker, Jake Roberts, Dusty Rhodes and whoever the hell Cyril is supposed to be?

 :corn

Y'know... there's stuff runnin' through my veins that I've never had before. Four opponents is a lot of challengers. Each successive round is a lotta stress. The greatest stars in the history of roulettes, the greatest night in the history of roulettes for this ol' country boy from Rantoul, Illinois, it is the night of my life!! Because no matter where you put your values, whether it be a fine home, or a fancy car, or a galaxy print, blue face mask like I'm wearing on my face, then that's where you put your values. Mine are in other places. Mine are in other places. My albums, my ol' joint ashtray on the coffee table of my living room, my ol' bitch of a cat running around biting me on the feet at night, my girlfriend runnin' around with that little apron on sayin' come to dinner, that's my values! That's where I'm at, Ric Flair, and I'm a little short tempered at ya, because I came face to face with ya, and you said it's hard to be humble when you got back what you did to me, that's fine! I want you to choose sides! I want everybody out there, choose a side! Make it known who it is, daddy! Because one thing is for sure Ric Flair, Friday night at RouletteMania Twenty-Twenty, Dusty Rhodes, The American Dream, The Tower of Power, will have my allegiance in full. And remember from this day on, that the roulette's title means more to any man than any major roulette and any thread in this world, and Dusty Rhodes The American Dream will claim it for the second time, you forgot about that Ric Flair, for the second time, and Dusty Rhodes will claim the 1 million Schrute bucks, and Dusty Rhodes will leave with respect, because if you don't have respect, then you might as not well be out there! So lounge around in your house, and you - hah! - drinking coffee with Ric Flair from a nice fancy piece of china... I like it. You can come to my house and have a beer with me anytime you want. Dusty Rhodes The American Dream the Tower of Power, Ric Flair, RouletteMania Twenty-Twenty, I'm ready for it!









I re-sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 02:38:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/RqTpJFW.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Podaar on May 05, 2020, 02:47:54 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/32c6816a91ceb9ffdeef23d37105d777/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Crow on May 05, 2020, 02:59:28 PM
i sent a song
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Evil Plans and Bad Blood
Post by: Sacul on May 05, 2020, 08:08:32 PM
Oh, alright then. That actually makes it better.

In that case I think I'm rooting for Train and Lucas, good luck you two!
Thanks! Let's see how fast I can get kicked out of this :metal

Sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 08:16:11 PM
If Sacul sent, then everyone should be in. ;D

Hangmcmahon!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 05, 2020, 08:25:23 PM
We're living in a world where Sacul is an early sender.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: TAC on May 05, 2020, 08:27:52 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/409yoe.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/409yoe)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Train of Naught on May 06, 2020, 06:12:48 AM
Sent! This is nothing personal, I'm just picking my target strategically if for some reason I do have a shot at making it through this first elimination
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 06:25:05 AM
I say let's make it personal!


Time for Heenangman:

(https://i.imgur.com/50IsZvT.jpg)


?: ____ ____ - _______ ___ ___

?: __________ - ___ _____'_ ________

?: ______ ______ - ______ ___ ________

?: ____ __ ___ ____ - _______ ___ __ _________ / _________ ______ __ _ _______ _____

?: _________ - ______ ___ _____
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Cyril, Chris, Train, Sacul, Katt.
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 06:25:10 AM
Sent! This is nothing personal, I'm just picking my target strategically if for some reason I do have a shot at making it through this first elimination

(https://media.tenor.com/images/503f4719590723415b2c6f8d9ff6b4c7/tenor.gif)

There is no preemptive apologizing in wrestling!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 06:43:32 AM
RSTLNE
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 06:54:31 AM
 :lol

Why the fock not?



?: N___ ___e - __t__n_ ___ ___

?: Tr___s_ere - T_e _e_rt's ____n__n

?: __n___ _eld_l - __ll__ ___ _n___ere

?: E_st __ t_e __ll - R_nn_n_ T__ __ S_eetness / __rse____ R___n_ _n _ _____le __rl_

?: __t_t_n__ - _e__n_ t_e _l___
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Elite on May 06, 2020, 06:58:56 AM
East of the Wall - Running Tab of Sweetness / Horserback Riding in a Bicycle World


Cyril

THAT's TWO SONGS






Also Triosphere, which I only know by name, so someone else figure out the song
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 07:01:11 AM
The Heart's Dominion
Katatonia - Behind the Blood
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 07:16:44 AM
Not the first time joined songs have been used in this promotion




Sacul: N___ ___e - __t__n_ ___ ___

Chris: Triosphere - The Heart's Dominion

Katt: Monica Heldal - Follow You Anywhere

Cyril: East of the Wall - Running Tab of Sweetness / Horseback Riding in a Bicycle World

Train: Katatonia - Behind the Blood
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: ariich on May 06, 2020, 07:22:58 AM
Katt: Monica Heldal - Follow You Anywhere

Did Chris send Katatonia? EDIT: Wait, or Train probably.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 07:33:02 AM
Chris is Triosphere. Um... show me O?  :lol Sacul is clearly the last.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 07:35:25 AM
Obviously I have just two Os



Sacul: N___ ___e - __t__n_ _or _o_

Chris: Triosphere - The Heart's Dominion

Katt: Monica Heldal - Follow You Anywhere

Cyril: East of the Wall - Running Tab of Sweetness / Horseback Riding in a Bicycle World

Train: Katatonia - Behind the Blood
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: ariich on May 06, 2020, 07:41:00 AM
Nick Cave - Waiting for You
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 07:43:08 AM
I love the casual way you complete a 5 songs hangman while building a 56788 songs one  :lol


Sacul: Nick Cavee - Waiting for You

Chris: Triosphere - The Heart's Dominion

Katt: Monica Heldal - Follow You Anywhere

Cyril: East of the Wall - Running Tab of Sweetness / Horseback Riding in a Bicycle World

Train: Katatonia - Behind the Blood



The Pay per View starts tonight
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 07:44:47 AM
I'm gonna do a big sad if I typed out that whole rant to get knocked out immediately. Come on Monica :2metal:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: ariich on May 06, 2020, 07:49:08 AM
I love the casual way you complete a 5 songs hangman while building a 56788 songs one  :lol
:hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 07:56:40 AM
I have a feeling Triosphere isn't going to do too hot. Katatonia is also not what I would've sent here, but Behind the Blood is fairly different from the usual Katatonia stuff I think, so it may go alright.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 06, 2020, 08:26:23 AM
 :censored Katt, I was going to send Monica Heldal..... :corn

I hope it knocks out whoever you targeted. That's a brilliant song and an even better album. :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 08:28:41 AM
Next round, Puppies targets Katt. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 08:30:28 AM
 :lol Dawg vs. Katt!

I recommended that album to a couple people yesterday and one of them really dug it. I have a crush on that girl. She's only 21 days older than me!

(https://i.imgur.com/IcYq1wv.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 08:45:28 AM
Listened to the five.

Someone is definitely exploiting the fock out of me being an emotional primadonna guy.

Just sayin'
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 08:48:51 AM
I'm calling it, that's either me or the Nick Cave and it's probably the Nick Cave based on what I know of his works. Congrats Sacul  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 09:52:14 AM
East of the Wall - Running Tab of Sweetness / Horserback Riding in a Bicycle World


Cyril

THAT's TWO SONGS
Not really tbh but I already sent less songs than everyone else this roulette so it's fine
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: ariich on May 06, 2020, 10:32:28 AM
This may have been covered already, but someone could send something that Alex hates more than anything else he's ever heard, but survive because nobody targeted him.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 10:43:30 AM
Ring accidents happen though
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 10:47:11 AM
honestly i'm going out of my way to tailor my submissions to my own personal tastes more than indiscipline's and it'll just be a coincidence if he likes anything i send
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 11:32:53 AM
Love seeing Triosphere there.  Ida ... :drool:

Hey Indi, that's 2/5 of that starting lineup I sent you!   :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 11:41:23 AM
Love seeing Triosphere there.  Ida ... :drool:

Hey Indi, that's 2/5 of that starting lineup I sent you!   :lol

I believe we're going to play them all by the time this roulette ends  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 12:04:01 PM
Alright, so I listened to all songs once more and unless Alex dislikes Nick Cave for some reason, my prediction for this round is:

Nick Cave > Monica Heldal = Triosphere > Katatonia > East of the Wall

Actually think Triosphere may do just alright, forgot how good that particular song is.

edit: Okay shit, as I said before, Katatonia might be higher than that, Alex might dig the 80s influence.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 12:39:50 PM
It will be interesting to see who targets whom.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 12:51:08 PM
I think Ruslan's on the money there.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 01:01:15 PM
It will be interesting to see who targets whom.

Yes. Let’s get that!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Sacul on May 06, 2020, 01:06:20 PM
I think it's likely that Cyril targets either Trainy or me, Trainy targets Cyril, Katt targets Trainy, no clue about Chris.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 01:16:20 PM
I hope you targeted Cyril so he can lose to Nick Cave :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 01:23:57 PM
Katatonia > East of the Wall
Disgusting
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 01:30:54 PM
Katatonia > East of the Wall
Disgusting

Did you target Train? :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Train of Naught on May 06, 2020, 01:34:50 PM
Yeah I don't know, I think this Katatonia song has a way better shot than most of their songs, which is why I sent it. Also honestly maybe a hot take but it's one of my favourites on the new album if not my favourite (after Lacquer obviously)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 01:36:17 PM
I honestly would've just straight up sent Lacquer. Alex may have an affinity towards straight-forward 80s-styled guitar riffs but I think the emotional side of Lacquer might've done better. But I see why you would pick this one, hopefully it works against whoever you targeted!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 01:37:26 PM
Not telling who I targeted but I really don't expect to do well, anyways, so it hardly matters  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 01:37:51 PM
Should've sent Untrodden or Fighters imo.  :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 01:38:12 PM
I mean your choices are all locked up anyway so I'm curious at this point, but yeah, let's wait for the official reveal :P

Should've sent Untrodden or Fighters imo.  :hat

Katt targeted Train and wanted him to send mediocre songs. :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 01:40:55 PM
I mean I think Katatonia is super overrated and the new album is more of the same emotionless cold stuff anyway so w/e. But I'm the only one who thinks that apparently, so I just don't want to come in under that  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 01:44:00 PM
I would say The Fall of Hearts was the cold emotionless stuff, I think this one is way better but hey, did you target Train or what? :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 01:46:28 PM
I mean I think Katatonia is super overrated and the new album is more of the same emotionless cold stuff anyway so w/e. But I'm the only one who thinks that apparently, so I just don't want to come in under that  :lol
oh no you're not alone. i've never really liked katatonia, the best i've heard from them was only "decent" and i could never sit through a full album of that either. i didn't even check out the new one, i don't care at all
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 01:46:50 PM
You can feel the excitement building!

(https://i.imgur.com/HBrOb9J.gif?noredirect)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Bell: Heenangman!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 01:48:24 PM
Click Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzzOnEX5pbo)






On corner one: the Cool Undertaker, his urn full of ashes from  a female vocalist sporting balls bigger than 80% of her male peers (https://open.spotify.com/track/4BeFumxsudNCgm56sZJVbG?si=aLvPDT5BR6KPTr3A3D1ogQ).

On corner two: Ricky The Dracul Steamboat, his kimono sewn in silk  coloured in full of regret viril tones (https://open.spotify.com/track/1aaUv9RdPa2zEKvaxbHHpc?si=C6Kl8jHbSFS5w-HYwPrJkw)

On corner three: Jake the Snake-on-the-Train Roberts, his pet reptile kept in a  sack  (https://open.spotify.com/track/2D6MfuPsbppat5Mv9nN4M3?si=Byerz8dvSgOnje4LutqB_A) closely watched by Lethean.

On corner four: Dusty The American Beard Rhodes, king of all promos, waving at a  cute young lady (https://open.spotify.com/track/1GHXVtRkiOj96w7I2vdQWh?si=dgvrc3lGQtK1LYymBy7fcw) sitting in the stands

At center ring – mainly because it's focking square, for the geometry-challenged – the masked wrestler with  1000 names (https://open.spotify.com/track/2HJKgxP94fAzAHW5XXDegX?si=Ib9b3SC9SYONtOJQ0HvIYA) and  6 roaming owls (https://open.spotify.com/track/7LxmDlWgROPwesI8y75Aml?si=BVdpHU7EQxmlPq-6R9bq2w)


While no one seems to even notice the mysterious contendant, Undertaker and The Snake go at each other's throats as if a long time feud is brewing. Jake tries a Better Than Lacquer btw DDT on the deadman, but he's met with a lethal Glorious Vocals Tombstone. Jake's body is lying on the ground, ready to be carried and tossed outside the ring.

On the other side of the ring, Dusty grabs Steamboat and performs a Thin Timbre Weaver Lock; the Dracul succeeds in resisting the hold – while this event's promoter falls asleep – and, while The American Beard is suddenly distracted by six furious night raptors, he goes for an Incredible Pathos Dropkick sending his adversary over the third rope. A grateful wink towards the silent masked wrestler is met with a sardonic emoticon.

Ricky is scanning the mat searching for the next challenge, and he spots the Undertaker throwing Roberts off the ring. Way quicker than his submission habits, Steamboat unleashes a Song of The Round versus Second Best Song of the Round Jumping Clothesline at the deadman, who falls along his victims. Only one Dracul, one masked man, and six owls are left in the ring, waiting for the next buzzer.



Challenges:

Chris and Train targeted each other
Katt targeted Sacul
Cyril targeted Katt
Sacul targeted Chris



Eliminated:

Chris. Bad luck, man. You've been targeted by the only song I liked more than yours. I thank you for the enjoyable participation, and I'm extremely happy to have met a cool dude like you.

Train. Crap, when not tormenting me with satan music, you've sent me among the best stuff I've heard in this roulette so far. Thank you for playing and take care.

Katt. I know, I have no soul, but that ballad didn't do very much for me. I will never stop to thank you for your enthusiastic promos from day one, setting the mood for everyone. Have a bit of focking rest!



Survivors:

Sacul
Cyril




Round Songs Ranking:

Sacul: Nick Cave – Waiting for You
Chris: Triosphere – The Heart's Dominion
Cyril: East of the Wall – Running Tab of Sweetness / Horseback Riding in a Bicycle World
Katt: Monica Heldal – Follow You Anywhere
Train: Katatonia – Behind the Blood


The ring is ready for the 82.5 Club
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 01:55:11 PM
Big yes for Sacul winning this first round, good job with this Nick Cave song. I absolutely love this album. Shame about Triosphere and kinda shows how far off I was.

Curiously how no one targeted Cyril, you guys need to fix that ASAP, I feel threatened by this djent coming up my way.

So the death count is:

Sacul: 1
Cyril: 1
Chris: 1
Katt: 0
Train: 0
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 01:56:36 PM
Okay, I don't get it. If no one other than Chris targeted Train, and he won his matchup, why isn't he moving on. I guess it doesn't matter, I'll send my song in a few.

[edit] Nevermind...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 01:57:18 PM
Nothing could ever make me happier than defeating Katt with East of the Wall. That's it. My entire roulette career has reached its peak. Goodbye everyone.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Elite on May 06, 2020, 01:57:19 PM
Oh shit here we go
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 01:57:42 PM
Okay, I don't get it. If no one targeted Train, and he won his matchup, why isn't he moving on. I guess it doesn't matter, I'll send my song in a few.

He didn't win, Chris won that matchup, he eliminated Train, and then was eliminated by Lucas.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 01:58:37 PM
Okay, I don't get it. If no one targeted Train, and he won his matchup, why isn't he moving on. I guess it doesn't matter, I'll send my song in a few.

He didn't win, Chris won that matchup, he eliminated Train, and then was eliminated by Lucas.

Yeah, I figured it out too late and edited my original post.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 06, 2020, 01:59:54 PM
Nothing could ever make me happier than defeating Katt with East of the Wall. That's it. My entire roulette career has reached its peak. Goodbye everyone.

:clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Elite on May 06, 2020, 02:01:12 PM
And sent!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 06, 2020, 02:01:28 PM
Nothing could ever make me happier than defeating Katt with East of the Wall. That's it. My entire roulette career has reached its peak. Goodbye everyone.
:rollin

Also Cyril cheekily joining the rumble despite not actually playing in the rest of the roulette and then not one person targeting him, guaranteeing he progresses to the next round, is hilarious.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 02:02:34 PM
So it's Sacul, Cyril, Podaar, Elite, Puppies and king right now.

Podaar, Lucas and Puppies, I'm rooting for you guys, go get them :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Elite on May 06, 2020, 02:03:19 PM
Yeah, fock you too!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Cool Chris on May 06, 2020, 02:03:23 PM
Listened to that Nick Cave song, or at least as much as my ears could handle, which was maybe 20 seconds.

This is worse than Taker getting eliminated by Maven in 2002.  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYZoGACeqt4&feature=youtu.be&t=104)

Chris. Bad luck, man. You've been targeted by the only song I liked more than yours. I thank you for the enjoyable participation, and I'm extremely happy to have met a cool dude like you.

Thank you for running this, it was great fun being exposed to new music and bantering about wrestling sports entertainment.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 02:04:25 PM
Yeah, fock you too!

How about you go listen to some focking Serious Black? :biggrin:

(I'm absolutely not going to let it go ever)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 02:06:06 PM
I think it’s fine if Cyril plays along in the rumble but as an actual non participant, he should not have the power to eliminate anyone.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 02:06:43 PM
Iron Sheik will humble any of you jabroni, needle-dick, Miley Cyrus Army, with flying camel-toe clutch. Don't even step in ring. *hacktui*

Sent
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 02:11:49 PM
I think it’s fine if Cyril plays along in the rumble but as an actual non participant, he should not have the power to eliminate anyone.

I think it's alright, maybe y'all should finally get some balls and eliminate him if he's still alive when it comes to your turn in the ring
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 02:12:10 PM
can i send a really terrible song and then target myself?  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Train of Naught on May 06, 2020, 02:15:19 PM
Whoops looks like I’m not a deadly wrestler anymore

Well at least I didn’t send the worst song of the ro- oh..
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 02:16:46 PM
I think it’s fine if Cyril plays along in the rumble but as an actual non participant, he should not have the power to eliminate anyone.

I understand the reasoning, but - since the Rumble had no qualifier - whoever is in the rumble is a legit participant.

I conceed he should be targeted more  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Elite on May 06, 2020, 02:18:03 PM
Now watch everybody target him this next round for some pointless idiocy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Sacul on May 06, 2020, 02:18:37 PM
Whoa, is that how you treat your two (almost three) times champion, Katt? :lol

Damn, I was gonna target Cyril but thought someone else would already do so.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 02:18:54 PM
Now watch everybody target him this next round for some pointless idiocy

Hopefully that's not what happens, someone should still target you :P

(I'm doing this shit in the spirit of the roulette, in fact I hope you guys all do your best)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Elite on May 06, 2020, 02:20:08 PM
Now watch everybody target him this next round for some pointless idiocy

Hopefully that's not what happens, someone should still target you :P

You wait until it's your turn and you enter the thing with everybody you angered along the way still alive and kicking, ready to kick your ass out.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 02:21:36 PM
Now watch everybody target him this next round for some pointless idiocy

Hopefully that's not what happens, someone should still target you :P

You wait until it's your turn and you enter the thing with everybody you angered along the way still alive and kicking, ready to kick your ass out.

I think that's what will happen, yeah. I piss off everyone and all the remaining people gonna target me as soon as I enter the ring. Not good for my roulette statistics, fantastic for entertainment though.

Hopefully you guys just kill each other before that happens.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Elite on May 06, 2020, 02:23:46 PM
Your roulette statistics are almost as terrible as mine, so yeah. I think that will happen :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 02:25:02 PM
Your roulette statistics are almost as terrible as mine, so yeah. I think that will happen :biggrin:

Yeah, look at that, we're both at 6 wins! Hopefully you're out in this round :P

I wouldn't call Top 10 Roulette Winners at DTF terrible though, but whatever floats your boat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Elite on May 06, 2020, 02:27:10 PM
Considering how many roulettes I played in over the years 6 wins is not a lot :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 06, 2020, 02:50:43 PM
Just committed roulette suicide (aka Sent!) :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 02:54:08 PM
Now watch everybody target him this next round for some pointless idiocy

I'm pretty sure I've put a big target on my back with all the insulting and cursing I've been doing. I may have inadvertently put a shield up in front of Cyril  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 02:55:45 PM
Now watch everybody target him this next round for some pointless idiocy

I'm pretty sure I've put a big target on my back with all the insulting and cursing I've been doing. I may have inadvertently put a shield up in front of Cyril  :lol

Just make sure you make it till I join the ring. We'll smash our way through all the contenders and have a beautiful showdown in the end. You only have to last for the next, like, five or more rounds.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 02:57:19 PM
Now watch everybody target him this next round for some pointless idiocy

I'm pretty sure I've put a big target on my back with all the insulting and cursing I've been doing. I may have inadvertently put a shield up in front of Cyril  :lol

Just make sure you make it till I join the ring. We'll smash our way through all the contenders and have a beautiful showdown in the end. You only have to last for the next, like, five or more rounds.

 :rollin

I'm trying, bubba. I really am!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 02:59:51 PM
Just committed roulette suicide (aka Sent!) :corn
Cruel Summer?  :omg:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:00:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BH04z8Y.gif)

I got fucking eliminated by a dude who wasn't even really playing? Seriously?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:01:47 PM
Nothing could ever make me happier than defeating Katt with East of the Wall. That's it. My entire roulette career has reached its peak. Goodbye everyone.

It's all fun and games, don't get me wrong, but I am legitimately salty as fuck about this. I'm coming after you in every roulette after this.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 03:02:12 PM
Bring it on baby :2metal:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:03:46 PM
Whoa, is that how you treat your two (almost three) times champion, Katt? :lol

Damn, I was gonna target Cyril but thought someone else would already do so.

You were right behind me, I figured it was a safe bet!!  :lol

I have a new signature because I just cannot believe this shit.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 03:05:06 PM
 
(https://i.imgur.com/BH04z8Y.gif)

I got fucking eliminated by a dude who wasn't even really playing? Seriously?

Nothing could ever make me happier than defeating Katt with East of the Wall. That's it. My entire roulette career has reached its peak. Goodbye everyone.

It's all fun and games, don't get me wrong, but I am legitimately salty as fuck about this. I'm coming after you in every roulette after this.  :lol

:rollin :rollin

This is exactly what I was hoping for with this Royal Rumble thing.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 06, 2020, 03:06:34 PM
I have a new signature because I just cannot believe this shit.  :lol
Amazing. :lol

It's ok, you can beat him in my roulette. Right?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:07:37 PM
I have a new signature because I just cannot believe this shit.  :lol
Amazing. :lol

It's ok, you can beat him in my roulette. Right?

Fuck if I know now, up is down, left is right, East of the Wall is good, it's all gone tits up!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 03:10:25 PM
By the way I've never heard both of your songs before this round and yours was light years ahead East of the Wall one, in my opinion.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:12:11 PM
 :tup

Ale, if it isn't clear, I'm baffled but laughing my ass off in real life, this is hilarious and this final round is amazing. Thanks for letting me play, brother, seriously.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 03:15:25 PM
:tup

Ale, if it isn't clear, I'm baffled but laughing my ass off in real life, this is hilarious and this final round is amazing. Thanks for letting me play, brother, seriously.

Never had a doubt in my mind about you taking it like a sir.

Please continue cutting inflammatory promos and busting chops though. It's a joy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 06, 2020, 03:17:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BH04z8Y.gif)

I got fucking eliminated by a dude who wasn't even really playing? Seriously?

Nothing could ever make me happier than defeating Katt with East of the Wall. That's it. My entire roulette career has reached its peak. Goodbye everyone.

It's all fun and games, don't get me wrong, but I am legitimately salty as fuck about this. I'm coming after you in every roulette after this.  :lol

:rollin :rollin

This is exactly what I was hoping for with this Royal Rumble thing.
I'm literally cry-laughing right now. Katt you should rage-quit!  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:18:55 PM
Dude I was planning on taking a roulette break after ariich's but it is on like Donkey Kong now  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 03:20:21 PM
Katt you should rage-quit!  :rollin

Oh fock off :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 06, 2020, 03:20:50 PM
This rumble is too much already and it's only been one round. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 06, 2020, 03:25:29 PM
Katt you should rage-quit!  :rollin

Oh fock off :lol
I have to jab you a little with this once in a while. All in good fun  :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 03:27:28 PM
Katt you should rage-quit!  :rollin

Oh fock off :lol
I have to jab you a little with this once in a while. All in good fun  :)

Sure you have, not my fault you tend to introduce some stupid rules in your roulettes once in a while

I'm still rooting for you because our collaborative EP was outstanding though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 03:29:02 PM
I thought both Katt's and Cyril's submissions were both crap. :lol

When I heard Katt's song, my first impression was, What is this, the Josh Grobin roulette? Cyril's two little instrumentals were everything Indi supposedly hates about prog metal, just with terrible drumming for added insult. In TAC's words, they both sucked and blew.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 03:31:07 PM
I don't know if Indi actually liked the songs I sent or if he just hated the other two more, tbh  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:32:43 PM
I thought both Katt's and Cyril's submissions were both crap. :lol

When I heard Katt's song, my first impression was, What is this, the Josh Grobin roulette? Cyril's two little instrumentals were everything Indi supposedly hates about prog metal, just with terrible drumming for added insult. In TAC's words, they both sucked and blew.

Iron Sheik make go fuck self with scorpion dick!

Did I do it right?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 06, 2020, 03:33:48 PM
I don't know if Indi actually liked the songs I sent or if he just hated the other two more, tbh  :corn

I've got an impression he wasn't too big on both Katatonia and Monica Heldal, so yeah, yours probably sucked but it sucked less than theirs. :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 03:35:49 PM
I thought both Katt's and Cyril's submissions were both crap. :lol

When I heard Katt's song, my first impression was, What is this, the Josh Grobin roulette? Cyril's two little instrumentals were everything Indi supposedly hates about prog metal, just with terrible drumming for added insult. In TAC's words, they both sucked and blew.

Iron Sheik make go fuck self with scorpion dick!

Did I do it right?  :lol

Tears will stop soon, Dairyass, and the swelling in your colon will fade. #crymeafuckingriver

Yup, you did good.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 03:37:41 PM
I loved Nick Cave and liked Triosphere plenty.

East of the Wall has funny interesting moments, Monica Heldal has a plain ballad and annoying voice, Katatonia is a mess.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 03:40:01 PM
Monica Heldal has a plain ballad and annoying voice...

See? Josh Groban! I called it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:40:20 PM
Shambles. Fucking shambles!  :corn

Kill 'em all, Stadler.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 03:41:53 PM
Josh Groban has an amazing voice. The problem is using it like a pompous fock, but the voice is immaculate.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: lonestar on May 06, 2020, 03:48:26 PM
I'm so glad I didn't have to lose to another stupid fucking Nick Cave song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:49:08 PM
 :lol

I think this roulette has officially moved from the octagon to the salt flats.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 03:49:28 PM
I'm so glad I didn't have to lose to another stupid fucking Nick Cave song.
:lol

I think this roulette has officially moved from the octagon to the salt flats.

 :rollin

Ale must be grinnin' like a fox eating shit from a wire brush!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 03:51:04 PM
East of the Wall has funny interesting moments
Not sure how to interpret this but  :metal
this genuinely is my favorite album ever if you're wondering why my tastes are so messed up
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 03:54:46 PM

Ale must be grinnin' like a fox eating shit from a wire brush!

I am as happy as a nun on a sitless bicycle




And I'm plotting surprises
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 03:55:03 PM
Nothing could ever make me happier than defeating Katt with East of the Wall. That's it. My entire roulette career has reached its peak. Goodbye everyone.

It's all fun and games, don't get me wrong, but I am legitimately salty as fuck about this. I'm coming after you in every roulette after this.  :lol

I would be too. Indiscipline needs to reinstate you. Nothing against Cyril, but he's a ghost player for Indiscipline's pleasure. He shouldn't be eliminating actual players.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 03:56:35 PM
Nothing could ever make me happier than defeating Katt with East of the Wall. That's it. My entire roulette career has reached its peak. Goodbye everyone.

It's all fun and games, don't get me wrong, but I am legitimately salty as fuck about this. I'm coming after you in every roulette after this.  :lol

I would be too. Indiscipline needs to reinstate you. Nothing against Cyril, but he's a ghost player for Indiscipline's pleasure. He shouldn't be eliminating actual players.

I'm of the same mentality, but it ain't my roulette, and it's his rules! Also not gonna lie it is pretty damn funny.

At least I can finally remove Randy Newman's wrestling doppelganger from my avatar now.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 06, 2020, 03:56:53 PM
And I'm plotting surprises
oh no
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: lonestar on May 06, 2020, 03:59:10 PM
And I'm plotting surprises
oh no

 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 04:09:31 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/40eglb.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/40eglb)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 04:13:58 PM
i like to imagine that i am just a random animal that wandered into the arena and not an actual fighter, but am viciously mauling fighters who get to close to me
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 04:42:40 PM
Nothing could ever make me happier than defeating Katt with East of the Wall. That's it. My entire roulette career has reached its peak. Goodbye everyone.

It's all fun and games, don't get me wrong, but I am legitimately salty as fuck about this. I'm coming after you in every roulette after this.  :lol

I would be too. Indiscipline needs to reinstate you. Nothing against Cyril, but he's a ghost player for Indiscipline's pleasure. He shouldn't be eliminating actual players.

No one's here for my pleasure, and everyone's in the rumble for fun.

The rumble roster and mechanics have been up for days and no one has questioned Cyril's status, his "right" to target players, and my "right" to eliminate the players he targets. I thought it was obvious everyone was on the same level.

Katt, do you feel you have been unfairly eliminated because targeted by a non legit player?

 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 06, 2020, 04:44:10 PM
If this is really WWE, then even though he's eliminated, Katt should totally get a chance to come back into the ring to screw Cyril over. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 04:44:48 PM
I thought Cyril was in it just for fun.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 04:46:50 PM
Are you in it for the money?  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 04:49:07 PM
i'm

(https://cpb-us-w2.wpmucdn.com/blog.nus.edu.sg/dist/2/2787/files/2013/04/Red-Panda-Champion-Shot-1lamhgn.png)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. First Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 04:50:18 PM
TAC, I think you're taking this too seriously. Please don't piss on the party candles.

The rumble roster and mechanics have been up for days and no one has questioned Cyril's status, his "right" to target players, and my "right" to eliminate the players he targets. I thought it was obvious everyone was on the same level.

Katt, do you feel you have been unfairly eliminated because targeted by a non legit player?

You've been clear (enough for most of us), Katt will be fine, and ignore TAC's whinging...just like you ignore his asking for submission advice.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 05:23:30 PM
Nah, I mean, I am slightly irked but I clearly miscalculated and in the spirit of a royal rumble I think it's fucking hilarious. No sour grapes here, let the games continue. I appreciate TAC's enthusiasm :hug:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 06, 2020, 05:29:50 PM
Nah, I mean, I am slightly irked but I clearly miscalculated and in the spirit of a royal rumble I think it's fucking hilarious. No sour grapes here, let the games continue. I appreciate TAC's enthusiasm :hug:

You are a prince and TAC is a honourable friend


Now, in order to clarify things and avoid future problems:

CYRIL IS ALLOWED TO KILL PEOPLE - CYRIL IS ALLOWED TO KILL PEOPLE - CYRIL IS ALLOWED TO KILL PEOPLE
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 05:55:09 PM
CYRIL IS ALLOWED TO KILL PEOPLE

new sig
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 05:57:07 PM
What a glorious 2 pages.  :rollin :rollin  Maybe TAC will rage-quit with the dynamics of the rules.  :lol :lol

Tough luck, Taker. You deserved a better fate.

I’m loving this.

(https://i.giphy.com/media/NnGGHE0muVqpO/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Sacul on May 06, 2020, 06:06:04 PM
oh boi yeah this is fantastic lmao :lol

about to send another killer track soon :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: romdrums on May 06, 2020, 06:38:18 PM
Best roulette ever.  :metal :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 06:43:39 PM
Well, I just actually listened to the song K-Lox sent.
What in the fucking fuck is that??

No wonder you lost to someone that's not even playing!

I ain't dying on that hill! :lol

Motherfucker, that song blows pig chunks.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Postwhore on May 06, 2020, 06:57:37 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 07:01:07 PM
Well, I just actually listened to the song K-Lox sent.
What in the fucking fuck is that??

No wonder you lost to someone that's not even playing!

I ain't dying on that hill! :lol

Motherfucker, that song blows pig chunks.

Man even as hyperbole that simply isn't true. It's a good song. It's a very standard song, wtf are you talking about "what the fuck is that?"

FUCK y'all!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 07:02:56 PM
Well, I just actually listened to the song K-Lox sent.
What in the fucking fuck is that??

No wonder you lost to someone that's not even playing!

I ain't dying on that hill! :lol

Motherfucker, that song blows pig chunks.

Man even as hyperbole that simply isn't true. It's a good song. It's a very standard song, wtf are you talking about "what the fuck is that?"

FUCK y'all!

Tell 'em
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 07:07:58 PM
Well, I just actually listened to the song K-Lox sent.
What in the fucking fuck is that??

No wonder you lost to someone that's not even playing!

I ain't dying on that hill! :lol

Motherfucker, that song blows pig chunks.

Man even as hyperbole that simply isn't true. It's a good song. It's a very standard song, wtf are you talking about "what the fuck is that?"

FUCK y'all!

Tell 'em

Yeah, you go, girl.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 06, 2020, 07:08:23 PM
Uh Katt, you okay there?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 06, 2020, 07:08:37 PM
Uh Katt, you okay there?

He's fine.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 07:10:55 PM
Well, I just actually listened to the song K-Lox sent.
What in the fucking fuck is that??

No wonder you lost to someone that's not even playing!

I ain't dying on that hill! :lol

Motherfucker, that song blows pig chunks.

Man even as hyperbole that simply isn't true. It's a good song. It's a very standard song, wtf are you talking about "what the fuck is that?"

FUCK y'all!

Tell 'em

Gebuz... do you “Like” your own FB posts too??
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 07:32:15 PM
In TAC's words, they both sucked and blew.

Well, I just actually listened to the song K-Lox sent.
Motherfucker, that song blows pig chunks.

What a glorious 2 pages.  :rollin :rollin 

I’m loving this.

Best roulette ever.  :metal :corn

:rollin

I love you guys, so much right now.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: lonestar on May 06, 2020, 07:48:33 PM
I'm fucking dying...  :rollin

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 07:50:11 PM


I love you guys, so much right now.  :lol

Sing it (https://youtu.be/tVuY1X7rD0M?t=279) brother!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 07:58:16 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Sacul on May 06, 2020, 07:59:50 PM
Found something that would make jingle proud, let's see if our host allows it :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 08:04:01 PM
Found something that would make jingle proud, let's see if our host allows it :D

Animotion?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Sacul on May 06, 2020, 08:05:10 PM
A good case of cheating, hard
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 08:06:41 PM
A good case of sucking, hard.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 08:15:46 PM
Real talk I'm just gonna say it I am on day 4 of going through extreme marijuana withdrawals including cold sweats, vomiting, nausea, heart racing, insomnia, lack of appetite, painful stomach rumblings, and stress in my jaw so I am very much not okay. Baby steps. Never using again

I just thought quoting myself would be funny.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 08:16:58 PM
Uh Katt, you okay there?

He's fine.

HAHAHA. Well played.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 08:18:45 PM
Real talk I'm just gonna say it I am on day 4 of going through extreme marijuana withdrawals including cold sweats, vomiting, nausea, heart racing, insomnia, lack of appetite, painful stomach rumblings, and stress in my jaw so I am very much not okay. Baby steps. Never using again

I just thought quoting myself would be funny.  :lol


(https://media.makeameme.org/created/looks-like-i-qvrgbd.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 08:19:07 PM
Tim you're such a cunt. I love you  :lol that's the hardest I've laughed in over a week.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 08:23:57 PM
Tim you're such a cunt. I love you  :lol that's the hardest I've laughed in over a week.

Jeez.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 06, 2020, 08:24:19 PM
Tim you're such a cunt. I love you  :lol that's the hardest I've laughed in over a week.

Jeez.

Wow!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 08:24:42 PM
I'm serious, that was hilarious :lol :hug:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Sacul on May 06, 2020, 08:25:34 PM
Hope you recover soon, katt!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 08:32:45 PM
Hope you recover soon, katt!

Me too.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 08:33:10 PM
Hope you recover soon, katt!

Me too.

+1
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 06, 2020, 08:37:18 PM
Love you guys. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Sacul on May 06, 2020, 08:42:00 PM
Hope you recover soon, katt!
Also seems I won't be able to cheat. Welp, maybe I can try sending something I haven't used in ages and see how it fares.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Postwhore on May 06, 2020, 08:45:17 PM
Hope you recover soon, katt!

Me too.

+1

Doesn't count unless you make his eyes roll to the back in his head.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Podaar on May 06, 2020, 08:47:10 PM
I love you guys, so much right now.  :lol

Love you guys. :lol

 :tup :tup :tup

Be well, Kattelox. I mean it, goddamit.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 09:08:10 PM
Goddamn fucking circle-jerk going on in here.

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/QjTAjja6qYQhi/200.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. If you smell what Indi is cooking
Post by: Crow on May 06, 2020, 09:12:42 PM
here's indiscipline's last roulette btw
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=52943
haha so true
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: lonestar on May 06, 2020, 09:58:05 PM
 :rollin


You guys are fucking brilliant.


And hang in there Katt, withdrawals are a bitch man, but best case scenario is you only have to do it once.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 10:23:41 PM
I just listened to all the Round 1 songs by bands not named Triosphere ... man what a collection of jobbers.  It's like if Doink, The Red Rooster, Jim Powers and Nailz were the first Royal Rumble entrants.

I'm can see one of the "surprises" is if everyone in a given round targets one player, and that player happens to send the best song, it's "I'm rubber, you're glue", and all of their opponents are eliminated.  Like, if everyone targets Cyril, and he sends the best song, only he moves on.

BTW, I'm rooting for King and Podaar.  Fogey's unite!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 06, 2020, 10:25:15 PM
I sent a song Jingle should approve  :corn :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 06, 2020, 10:29:13 PM
I sent a song Jingle should approve  :corn :metal

White Lion?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 06, 2020, 10:35:09 PM
I sent a song Jingle should approve  :corn :metal

White Lion?
I suppose I could have, but no.

Your last.fm says you have over 200 scrobbles of this artist.  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: romdrums on May 07, 2020, 12:42:23 AM
I sent a song Jingle should approve  :corn :metal

White Lion?

Wait, that’s not it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 07, 2020, 12:58:19 AM
Once TAC enters the ring I fully intend on sending Winger and targeting him  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Elite on May 07, 2020, 12:59:08 AM
Do it
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 04:10:55 AM
Winger is banned anyway. K Lox already used them in the first rumble.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Podaar on May 07, 2020, 04:57:02 AM
Winger is banned anyway. K Lox already used them in the first rumble.

More like Suzanne Vega. Ick!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 08:08:31 AM
Good day, you crazy bunch of comedy geniuses.

3/6 songs are in


One is on such a cheating level to make Chad ejaculate margaritas

One I feel like I should write a 15000 words review about

One is by a major erotic dream of mine


Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 08:14:21 AM
Winger is banned anyway. K Lox already used them in the first rumble.

Winger is banned anyway. K Lox already used them in the first rumble.

More like Suzanne Vega. Ick!

kattelox being roasted alive @ roulettemania 2020 (colorized):

(https://i.imgur.com/nVlFDmk.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Elite on May 07, 2020, 08:42:45 AM
One is by a major erotic dream of mine

This is mine, is it not?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 08:47:36 AM
Absolutely
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 09:32:48 AM
Good day, you crazy bunch of comedy geniuses.

3/6 songs are in


One is on such a cheating level to make Chad ejaculate margaritas

One I feel like I should write a 15000 words review about

One is by a major erotic dream of mine

Quoting myself because it's the new fad

It's actually 4/6

One is straight from the Manowar Zone
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 09:35:57 AM
One I feel like I should write a 15000 words review about
:corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Elite on May 07, 2020, 09:39:50 AM
One is by a major erotic dream of mine

This is mine, is it not?
Absolutely

:corn




BEAT THAT FOCKERS
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 09:40:52 AM
One I feel like I should write a 15000 words review about
:corn

Obviously
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 09:41:18 AM
Careful now, Beat the Fockers is a porno
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: ariich on May 07, 2020, 09:41:48 AM
One is by a major erotic dream of mine

This is mine, is it not?
Absolutely

:corn




BEAT THAT FOCKERS
Doesn't mean he'll like the song. :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Elite on May 07, 2020, 09:52:11 AM
Oh, but I picked the song very carefully. I intend to be in this for the long run.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 10:31:44 AM
i intend to screw around and send some music
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2020, 10:40:44 AM
One is by a major erotic dream of mine

This is mine, is it not?
Absolutely

:corn




BEAT THAT FOCKERS

Why??  When the hell is a wet dream ever a good thing?  Sleeping in your own filth.... crusty gitch in the morning... having to do laundry the next day ... the shame that your dreams are getting more action than you....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Podaar on May 07, 2020, 12:12:12 PM
One is on such a cheating level to make Chad ejaculate margaritas

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xl5QdxfNonh3q/200.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Podaar on May 07, 2020, 12:16:15 PM
One is by a major erotic dream of mine

This is mine, is it not?

Absolutely

Elite sent Prince? Damn, I was saving that for next bell.  :-[
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 12:16:38 PM
I thought about sending Prince. F.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 12:17:43 PM
I went with an older decade most don't use but not the style most think about.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 12:23:24 PM
I went with an older decade most don't use but not the style most think about.

The Roaring Twenties, Fogey?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 12:24:43 PM
I went with an older decade most don't use but not the style most think about.

The Roaring Twenties, Fogey?

Jesus waaaay off. LOL
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 12:37:09 PM
One is by a major erotic dream of mine

This is mine, is it not?

Absolutely

Elite sent Prince? Damn, I was saving that for next bell.  :-[

Prince must be the most overrated musician in history, and Corvettes are crap.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 12:38:25 PM
One is by a major erotic dream of mine

This is mine, is it not?

Absolutely

Elite sent Prince? Damn, I was saving that for next bell.  :-[

Prince must be the most overrated musician in history, and Corvettes are crap.

Take it back, focker
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 12:39:09 PM
Name me a more overrated one
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 12:39:49 PM
Name me a more overrated one

Paul focking Pudding Bowl Haircut Scrambled Eggs McCartney
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Podaar on May 07, 2020, 12:41:33 PM
The contestants are influencing our normally congenial host. Indi is down right salty today!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 12:43:42 PM
McCartney is underrated
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 12:45:12 PM
McCartney is underrated

Okay now I'm glad I got booted from this sham of a roulette! FIE ON THEE! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 12:46:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fPtNJgI.gif)

Gotta keep the belligerant spirits high



BTW, 5/6 songs in*, but I already know all the challenges.

Only 3 people have been targeted  :corn




*One has a band tight as fock
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 12:57:05 PM
oh goodie, four people targeting me  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Stadler on May 07, 2020, 01:58:40 PM
Name me a more overrated one

Paul focking Pudding Bowl Haircut Scrambled Eggs McCartney

Dude, that's enough to get the FBI to open a file on you.  Pishaw! 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: lonestar on May 07, 2020, 03:32:29 PM
oh goodie, four people targeting me  ;D

It'll be the roulette version of a bukkake vid.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Elite on May 07, 2020, 03:33:19 PM
Okay, so everybody who hasn't sent can stop targeting Cyril now :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 03:33:45 PM
I have no idea what bukkake is.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 03:35:55 PM
Name me a more overrated one

Paul focking Pudding Bowl Haircut Scrambled Eggs McCartney

Dude, that's enough to get the FBI to open a file on you.  Pishaw!

(https://i.imgur.com/VvtPICa.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Evermind on May 07, 2020, 03:49:25 PM
I hope all three targeted people are eliminated. Unless they include Lucas, Puppies and Podaar. Then I hope you guys won't be eliminated but if you are, oh well, good riddance.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2020, 03:49:40 PM
I have no idea what bukkake is.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/11a8FLrVeoLnna/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: romdrums on May 07, 2020, 03:50:00 PM
I have no idea what bukkake is.

 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Podaar on May 07, 2020, 03:57:02 PM
For Thor's sake, don't Google bukkake, Tim. Oh, who am I kidding. You have no idea how to use Google.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 03:59:07 PM
it's that one migos song i think
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 04:01:44 PM
I have no idea what bukkake is.

Ask your wife tonight  Tim.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 04:06:01 PM
I have no idea what bukkake is.

Ask your wife tonight  Tim.

Oh man did I giggle like an idiot at this. Please do, Tim.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 04:11:43 PM
I have no idea what bukkake is.

Ask your wife tonight  Tim.

She don't know, and it sounds like something that there's no way in hell I'd ask her.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 04:22:45 PM
How do you know she doesn't if you won't ask her?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 04:24:08 PM
You really don't like me, do you? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 04:47:40 PM
I want to read her response! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 07, 2020, 05:08:08 PM
:corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Bell: Sacul, Cyril, Puppies, Podaar, Elite, king
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 05:42:26 PM
Bukkake is a very expensive Japanese pearl necklace.


Click Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzzOnEX5pbo)





Four new combatants join the fray:

Walking the isle with deliberate menacing calm, here's Sting On Acid, polishing his deadly bat with  heroic over the top oil. (https://open.spotify.com/track/3q22Jro11fyZb3o8szUoHj?si=sY5nTuMRSDy_GiyH1TPx2A)

Spitting phlegm and promising the audience anal torments, here's The MormIron Sheik, waving a  Gibson SG shaped flag. (https://open.spotify.com/track/20Rl0qVkWJXhoOIYKTBnX7?si=xf6kq2KJTni-wWlSdPA0KQ)

A recent elite transplant from some European Wrestling Division, here's The Fabulous FreeDogBird, signing autographs with an unbearably sexy playing hard to get pen. (https://open.spotify.com/track/7c1iI6dwdCpHGYT8DGEfab?si=3k7jW-UmQJ-GhZ57T3lm0Q)

Chained and leashed by security staff, here's King George The Animal Steele, chewing on a robust solo of yore turnbuckle. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpBFEMg3s4)

Meanwhile, ironically complaining about the new challengers being late, Ricky The Dracul Steambot checks his knee. It bends and hurts in a  match compromising way.  (https://open.spotify.com/track/1qZto4AtTDYhkozb95mG7l?si=qY4EnptlRMyYzOSLskBSsg)


The crowd is furious with the Masked Wrestler, showering him with loud salty chants:

“You screwed Bret Katt! You screwed Brett Katt! You screwed Brett Katt!”

A nod from Vindi McMahon in Gorilla position, and the alleged ghost player removes his mask, causing a general explosion of horrified surprise:

“Oh my god, he's Shawn ParaMichaels!”

The Heartbreak Kid smiles back, showing  Sgt Pepper Queen teeth. (https://open.spotify.com/track/1CWR4H9AriyDr76Upjqw12?si=foIVQvsZQwKp269kmSYjDQ)



Sting and The Dracul clinch immediately, their mutual disdain palpable. It's a test of strenght locked on a draw for long tense seconds, when suddenly Ricky's bent knee collapses, strained by years of Unsufferable Yelling Crossbody Slams. All Sting is left to do is stun his opponent with his Kickass Rythm Section Production Bat and receive the audience's pop.

On the other half of the ring, three men move as one against the Showstopper. King George goes for a vicious Kinda Navarro Style Guitars Bite on the right bicep, but Shawn waves the giant away with Theatrics in Spades; The Sheik attempts a Solo for the Ages Camel Clutch, but he's rebuffed by a stiff Amazing Songwriting Elbow to the nose, while a powerful Kashmir Vibes Haymaker from the DogBird misses his target. The three temporary allies step back to regroup, baffled by the unexpected resistence.

Shawn seizes the moment to escape on the other side of the ring, where a barely coherent Steambot is struggling to stand up; the timing is too inviting, and the Dracul is met by a violent Wonderful Climax Sweet Chin Music. Sting raises an eybrow, an immediate understanding; the two man grab Ricky and toss him over the third rope.

Three men on one side of the ring, two on the other one, and the third buzzer a go.






Challenges:

Podaar, king, Elite target Cyril
Cyril targets Sacul
Sacul targets Puppies
Puppies targets Sacul


Eliminated:

Sacul. I know, mate, I made you resend to kingdom come and back, but that song was poison in my roulette. A shame, because during the theme rounds you went on a streak extremely tailored to my tastes. Thank you and stick around!


Survivors:

Podaar
king
Elite
Cyril
Puppies



Song Standings:

fun. - Be Calm
Derek Trucks Band – This Sky
Alanis Morissette – Uninvited
Arion – Burn Your Ship
Dada – Rise
Bent Knee – Battle Creek




Stadler, the floor is yours.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 05:46:31 PM
i can't believe this  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 05:54:49 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 07, 2020, 05:55:21 PM
Cyril you better win this thing. :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 05:59:21 PM
Oh come the fucking on, that's a wonderful track :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 06:00:44 PM
That was a focking banshee in my studio  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 06:02:08 PM
Also it's rated lower than a song by a band called "Dada" what the fuck :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 06:03:21 PM
was being human banned, and, if not, why didn't you just send that?  :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 06:10:01 PM
This roulette is officially dildos. Sacul, you may cry on my shoulder. I'm clotheslining McMahon and finishing him with a Bionic Elbow for you.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 06:11:53 PM
Wait sorry he sent Bent Knee. Nvm you asked for it I apologize Indi  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 06:14:49 PM
This roulette is officially dildos. Sacul, you may cry on my shoulder. I'm clotheslining McMahon and finishing him with a Bionic Elbow for you.  :lol
Wait sorry he sent Bent Knee. Nvm you asked for it I apologize Indi  :rollin
this is a more brutal injury that indi could ever inflict
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 06:19:08 PM
 :lol

I have officially become MacMahon.

I get shit before people even listen to the songs / watch the matches


I love it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 06:30:45 PM
Also it's rated lower than a song by a band called "Dada" what the fuck :rollin

Dude.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 07, 2020, 06:31:07 PM
OMFG!  :rollin

Sacul got taken out by a garage band, with horrible production, trying to channel the HMS Pinafore?! Holy shit, I have no idea what to send now.

This is awesome, and totally random.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 06:40:29 PM
Best roulette.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 07, 2020, 06:48:00 PM
What really gets me is that my selection would have taken out any of the others if I would have just targeted away from Cyril.  :lol

Goin' to punt now and see what happen. Brace yourself McMahon...you need both hands to keep pillow in your teeth, fuckin jabroni.

Sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 06:52:12 PM
Who sent Alanis Morrisette?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 06:54:12 PM
Who sent Alanis Morrisette?

 :rollin

I can focking hear your tone there  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 07, 2020, 06:57:42 PM
 :lol

That would be Elite
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 07:00:06 PM
Well, WTF? The results were written in Italian. I didn't understand a word of it. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 07:00:35 PM
oh i found this

here's what my EP looked like last time i touched it
https://mega.nz/#!jFlH1SzC!cllaDq0WEj8XKzS7feLjPg5hGPk1LaIAyBwKFZELOB8

it's a bit incohesive i guess but the songs i picked are all stuff i feel like you'd dig? but maybe not.

songs are;
David Maxim Micic - Where is Now?
Bent Knee - Being Human
OWEL - Float
Amadeus Awad - Lonesome Clown
fun. - Take Your Time (Coming Home)

i knew i sent fun. on a post-roulette EP to Indi and he banned it for that reason but I apparently also sent Being Human (and a DMM song I was considering too, hahaha)

i don't remember what feedback i got on this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 07:02:50 PM
Yup, and I banned the Micic song for Sacul for the same reason.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 07:03:21 PM
 :lol i'm so sorry dacul
all artists sent in this roulette or the last one are all banned, right? i'm working on narrowing down a shortlist i put together now
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 07:08:20 PM
All artists sent in this and last roulette are banned.

Regarding extra roulette exchanges, same artists are all right, same songs aren't. Unless I forgot about them ... as it has already happened in this very roulette  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 07:11:44 PM
This roulette is officially dildos. Sacul, you may cry on my shoulder. I'm clotheslining McMahon and finishing him with a Bionic Elbow for you.  :lol
Wait sorry he sent Bent Knee. Nvm you asked for it I apologize Indi  :rollin
:lol i'm so sorry dacul
Sacul got taken out by a garage band, with horrible production, trying to channel the HMS Pinafore?!

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/763/720/dbc.jpg)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 07:12:35 PM
to be fair you also got taken out by me  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 07:15:27 PM


Regarding extra roulette exchanges, same artists are all right, same songs aren't.

What is an extra roulette exchange, and how can I get one?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 07:19:01 PM
It's like when we're gonna buddy up for an Alice dive
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 07:19:16 PM
This roulette is officially dildos. Sacul, you may cry on my shoulder. I'm clotheslining McMahon and finishing him with a Bionic Elbow for you.  :lol
Wait sorry he sent Bent Knee. Nvm you asked for it I apologize Indi  :rollin
:lol i'm so sorry dacul
Sacul got taken out by a garage band, with horrible production, trying to channel the HMS Pinafore?!

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/763/720/dbc.jpg)
That's it Indi, next roulette you're getting nothing but Thom Yorke and the Radioheads and their side projects

(https://media.giphy.com/media/134SRvZ81mM2nC/giphy.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/j1CAJ98xZsi1G/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 07:20:31 PM
That's it Indi, next roulette you're getting nothing but Thom Yorke and the Radioheads and their side projects

(https://media.giphy.com/media/W3YSXLcDUowcU/giphy.gif)
a visual metaphor
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 07:21:31 PM
WTF? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 07:21:46 PM
 :rollin

I thought what you just sent was a Radiohead project 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 07:23:29 PM
sent the song that's gotten me, I think, to date the highest score in any non-Scar roulette
nothing but Big Guns from here on out
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 07:24:45 PM
WTF? :lol
(https://media.giphy.com/media/bj4NuXtWUAOOY/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 07:30:09 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/hSpT9q3M3MbwOJFr5e/200.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 07:36:48 PM
sent the song that's gotten me, I think, to date the highest score in any non-Scar roulette
nothing but Big Guns from here on out
Comforting Sounds? Limousine?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 07:37:54 PM
sent the song that's gotten me, I think, to date the highest score in any non-Scar roulette
nothing but Big Guns from here on out
Comforting Sounds? Limousine?
Paranoid Android :metal

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xUA7bhwuc4MIUa0Mrm/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 07:45:03 PM
We’re being assaulted by Bischoff troops!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 07:48:58 PM
Who's Bischoff?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 07:50:49 PM
He's Russian but that's not important right now.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 07:53:16 PM
Is that a quote I'm supposed to recognize? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 07:55:33 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/XYrfYRzH/Nx5ysv-N-d.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Crow on May 07, 2020, 07:56:19 PM
Surely you can't be serious.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 07:59:40 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/XYrfYRzH/Nx5ysv-N-d.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 08:00:38 PM
Surely you can't be serious.

Thank you. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 07, 2020, 08:03:47 PM
I'm literally laughing out loud at TAC's ignorance.

By the way that's an all time classic movie. :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 08:06:17 PM
Seriously.  His ignorance is endearing. 

Love you bro.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 08:06:56 PM
I've fucking seen Airplane. I just never knew I'd be quizzed on it 30 years later. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 08:09:06 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/40kqz6.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/40kqz6)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: King Postwhore on May 07, 2020, 08:14:46 PM
I've fucking seen Airplane. I just never knew I'd be quizzed on it 30 years later. :lol

Quizzed? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 08:15:09 PM
Best roulette thread.

I am howling at this thread. You guys make me laugh so much my sides hurt
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 08:20:04 PM
I had lasagna.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 07, 2020, 08:23:56 PM
I had lasagna.
I had Ramen
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 08:24:30 PM
I had a dream.

Had.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Podaar on May 07, 2020, 08:28:07 PM
I had lasagna.
I had Ramen

I had turbulence...but, I'd still recommend the onion.





















God, I'm old.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Indiscipline on May 07, 2020, 08:29:30 PM
Nervous?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: TAC on May 07, 2020, 08:30:12 PM

God, I'm old.

(https://i.imgflip.com/40kti8.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/40kti8)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2020, 09:12:23 PM
Boy I wish I was online during all of this.   :rollin :rollin

Holy crap... good thing it wasn't my rules - Cyril would've eliminated everyone.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2020, 09:13:57 PM
And yes ... Puppies/Sting, I approve of the Arion entry, but would never have considered that for Indi.  To much power-cheese.  I also approve of the Uninvited submission.  I'll leave this cover of it here (https://open.spotify.com/track/0NlVFZt5Y9Xsjz42aV8mav?si=2gh4lSmbQEWA09cBsAy2iA) for Elite, or anyone else that digs that tune. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: jingle.boy on May 07, 2020, 09:21:47 PM
I've fucking seen Airplane. I just never knew I'd be quizzed on it 30 years later. :lol

When exactly did you hand in your man-card?  Anyone who can't fire off a dozen Airplane quotes off the top of their head clearly doesn't have a Y chromosome.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Cool Chris on May 07, 2020, 09:23:03 PM
Hey douchebags, it's Airplane! not Airplane.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 07, 2020, 09:32:59 PM
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 07, 2020, 09:47:41 PM
sent the song that's gotten me, I think, to date the highest score in any non-Scar roulette
nothing but Big Guns from here on out
Comforting Sounds? Limousine?
Paranoid Android :metal

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xUA7bhwuc4MIUa0Mrm/giphy.gif)

Watch out people, if you get eliminated from this rumble you become instantly afflicted with self-quoting syndrome
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 10:25:35 PM
Indeed
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kZtsAOq3pg9DCIcQ0G/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Sacul on May 07, 2020, 10:26:38 PM
Indeed
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kZtsAOq3pg9DCIcQ0G/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/p1IIgrc6Jkc3C/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: The Walrus on May 07, 2020, 10:36:00 PM
Sacul gets it  :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Elite on May 07, 2020, 11:38:23 PM
Who sent Alanis Morrisette?

I did.

Shame it didn’t matter one bit.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: romdrums on May 08, 2020, 12:13:34 AM
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Do you like gladiator movies?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 08, 2020, 12:52:41 AM
Who sent Alanis Morrisette?

I did.

Shame it didn’t matter one bit.
It mattered to me  :) It's a fantastic song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Elite on May 08, 2020, 01:13:51 AM
Who sent Alanis Morrisette?

I did.

Shame it didn’t matter one bit.
It mattered to me  :) It's a fantastic song.

Aaahw :heart


Sending shortly. Let's see if I can actually kick somebody out before someone knocks me out :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Elite on May 08, 2020, 01:29:34 AM
I also approve of the Uninvited submission.  I'll leave this cover of it here (https://open.spotify.com/track/0NlVFZt5Y9Xsjz42aV8mav?si=2gh4lSmbQEWA09cBsAy2iA) for Elite, or anyone else that digs that tune. 

Thanks Chad, that was enjoyable, though I think I prefer the original. It's a bit more 'magical', for lack of a better word. I thought the cover took away some of the nuances and replaced them with bombast, which kind-of defeats the purpose of the original song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: jingle.boy on May 08, 2020, 04:55:40 AM
I also approve of the Uninvited submission.  I'll leave this cover of it here (https://open.spotify.com/track/0NlVFZt5Y9Xsjz42aV8mav?si=2gh4lSmbQEWA09cBsAy2iA) for Elite, or anyone else that digs that tune. 

Thanks Chad, that was enjoyable, though I think I prefer the original. It's a bit more 'magical', for lack of a better word. I thought the cover took away some of the nuances and replaced them with bombast, which kind-of defeats the purpose of the original song.

I don't disagree.  It is rare when a cover is better than the original... I thought the more guitar-led qualities of the cover was pretty cool.

Now go toss someone over the top rope.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Evermind on May 08, 2020, 04:59:15 AM
Only one elimination in this round? You guys need to step up your game :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 05:34:28 AM
Nervous?
Yes, very
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Stadler on May 08, 2020, 07:02:37 AM
I've fucking seen Airplane. I just never knew I'd be quizzed on it 30 years later. :lol

HAHAHA.   You make me laugh, in the best possible way. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Bolsters on May 08, 2020, 07:40:44 AM
I've fucking seen Airplane. I just never knew I'd be quizzed on it 30 years later. :lol
You should buy it on VHS so you can watch it again, from the comfort of home.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: The Walrus on May 08, 2020, 07:49:17 AM
I've fucking seen Airplane. I just never knew I'd be quizzed on it 30 years later. :lol
You should buy it on VHS so you can watch it again, from the comfort of home.

Tim's still using Betamax.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 08:09:53 AM
Submissions in.

It seems we have a death wish round to deal with.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Stadler on May 08, 2020, 08:13:44 AM
Who sent Alanis Morrisette?

I did.

Shame it didn’t matter one bit.

That's a GREAT song, though.  GREAT song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Second Buzzer Gone and Dancing Yorke
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 08:16:05 AM
Who sent Alanis Morrisette?

I did.

Shame it didn’t matter one bit.

That's a GREAT song, though.  GREAT song.

"Not unworthy, I need a moment to deliberate"

Kidding, it is a great song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 08:23:55 AM
Foley, you best hang no enter sign on back of you shorts, jabroni. Have a nice day!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 08:28:30 AM
It seems we have a death wish round to deal with.

Hopefully this means "death wish" in the fashion of the 1974 vigilante exploitation film (just being clear for TAC's benefit) and not in the everybody's selections are progressively worse fashion.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: The Walrus on May 08, 2020, 08:28:56 AM
Hopefully it means the Boy Panda gets what's coming to him :getoffmylawn:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 08:31:42 AM
I don't know:

Two submissions are a blatant "Fock you, Indi"

One is a mild "Fock you, Indi"

One is cheating like a first marriage Indi

One is borderline cheating

One I'm gonna get tonight and I have hopes it rocks like Charles Bronson
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 08:34:07 AM
One is cheating like a first marriage Indi

(https://media.giphy.com/media/KQm5O05y9rzQA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 08:35:18 AM
You are what you is, bud.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 08:35:43 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Elite on May 08, 2020, 08:37:10 AM
Two submissions are a blatant "Fock you, Indi"

My last one was a wet-dream inducing submission. I aim for contrast.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 08:50:12 AM
Two submissions are a blatant "Fock you, Indi"

My last one was a wet-dream inducing submission. I aim for contrast.

Like being woken by Vincent Price while dreaming of Raquel Welch
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Elite on May 08, 2020, 08:55:36 AM
I have no idea who those people are.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 08:55:54 AM
Ask TAC
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 09:03:06 AM
Ask TAC

He won't remember either.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2020, 09:41:10 AM
It seems we have a death wish round to deal with.

Hopefully this means "death wish" in the fashion of the 1974 vigilante exploitation film (just being clear for TAC's benefit) and not in the everybody's selections are progressively worse fashion.  :biggrin:

I love Charles Bronson and Deathwish. Any lines that will be in today’s quiz I’ve long since forgotten.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Crow on May 08, 2020, 10:56:37 AM
i hope someone targetted & eliminated stadler otherwise this roulette is gonna be delayed all weekend long :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 11:00:10 AM
That somewhat true for me as well. I only really check DTF on the weekends during morning coffee. I could make an exception this weekend if the Sheik survives today.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 11:03:02 AM
It could be a nice idea hitting pause for the week-end and focusing on ariich's roulette upcoming results though
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 11:05:46 AM
 :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Crow on May 08, 2020, 11:16:59 AM
It could be a nice idea hitting pause for the week-end and focusing on ariich's roulette upcoming results though
or home's  :\
i feel like the weekend's gonna kill the momentum here though but it at least gives me time to regroup and figure out the worst possible songs to send
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: jingle.boy on May 08, 2020, 12:29:39 PM
i hope someone targetted & eliminated stadler otherwise this roulette is gonna be delayed all weekend long :P

I was thinking the same thing.
Ask TAC

He won't remember either.  :lol

The TAC jokes just write themselves, don't they?

I approve of the cheaters.   :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Stadler on May 08, 2020, 12:58:41 PM
i hope someone targetted & eliminated stadler otherwise this roulette is gonna be delayed all weekend long :P

I took an opposite tack; I'm hoping someone has targeted and eliminated you so we don't have to hear all the whining.   ;) :) :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Stadler on May 08, 2020, 12:59:29 PM
That somewhat true for me as well. I only really check DTF on the weekends during morning coffee. I could make an exception this weekend if the Sheik survives today.

And I will too, if it keeps things moving. I know what my next couple submissions will be, so it can move fairly quickly.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: The Walrus on May 08, 2020, 12:59:43 PM
i hope someone targetted & eliminated stadler otherwise this roulette is gonna be delayed all weekend long :P

I took an opposite tack; I'm hoping someone has targeted and eliminated you so we don't have to hear all the whining.   ;) :) :)

OHHHHH SHIT

I'm crying  :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Crow on May 08, 2020, 01:01:10 PM
y'all can target me if you want but last round should make it evident you won't be eliminating me if you do  :loser:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 01:02:25 PM
 :lol

It's official: killing momentum is impossible at this point, on purpose or not.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 01:06:12 PM
The pretty boi talking smack now? Let's see if he can still talk after give him tracheotomy...from the long way. Jabroni, whiner.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 08, 2020, 01:13:21 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xULW8s15YkNSNhFRXW/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: The Walrus on May 08, 2020, 01:14:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BMfl05v.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 01:15:39 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xULW8s15YkNSNhFRXW/giphy.gif)

Thats, well...kinda frightening, actually.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: Crow on May 08, 2020, 01:17:59 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BMfl05v.gif)
perfect  :rollin

glad to see i have made podaar waste his target again, too
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: jingle.boy on May 08, 2020, 01:44:40 PM
i hope someone targetted & eliminated stadler otherwise this roulette is gonna be delayed all weekend long :P

I took an opposite tack; I'm hoping someone has targeted and eliminated you so we don't have to hear all the whining.   ;) :) :)

(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Freplygif.net%2Fi%2F423.gif&hash=ad5567acb9c97b4c2ac7482eed501a377160a6f7)

:hifive:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Third Bell: Elite, Puppies, Podaar, king, Cyril, Stadler
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 03:54:11 PM
I don't know:

Two submissions are a blatant "Fock you, Indi"

One is a mild "Fock you, Indi"

One is cheating like a first marriage Indi

One is borderline cheating

One I'm gonna get tonight and I have hopes it rocks like Charles Bronson


I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand and sends rock.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Shots Fired!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 05:07:14 PM
Today's fortune cookie: “Don't trust rankings in growlie rounds.”



Click Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzzOnEX5pbo)



 And then Here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiftmVaf0eA)


Fock the Watchmen, this is the smiley face people love. To the sound of thunderous cheers, here comes MicKISS Foley, sharing the spotlight with his trusted friend,   a '70s dressed Mr. Socko. (https://open.spotify.com/track/0SRZ3kZW0BQMBHkyPldgCi?si=deJLSdnzQBeLrSBvw66KRw)

Never one to be upstaged in the audience's eye, Shawn ParaMichaels points to the cameras and – flashing the  Degeneration X Growlie Sign (https://open.spotify.com/track/64ZmG29hhrMnhvdBp9Sduv) – warns Mr McMahon:

“This is my ring, I'm untouchable, I can do whatever I want. Fock you and your wimpy cowardly delicate ears!”

Vindi Mac clenches his jaw, summons Sgt Slaughter with a quick nod, and sends him backstage with a message. Something's definitely brewing.

The crowd is overjoyed by the act of open rebellion, tempting the Fabulous DogBird to follow suit. The NederMarvel jumps on the turnbuckle, flips a finger to the promoter and shouts:

“I'm raping your growlie allergic eardrums, you corrupt fock. Listen to  the resultaten of sound nog bring propey!  (https://open.spotify.com/track/0784T4emweoLDmvZSKGEQQ)

MacMahon graciously responds:

(https://i.imgur.com/GJ52mns.gif)

Amidst the turmoil, the Fogey Madmen Allegiance is sharpening a new aggression strategy; King George is suddenly wearing a pair of self-made brass knuckles (no link here. It's a private file, ask the king if you want to give it a listen), while the Sheik is brandishing his  flagpole, signed by Ike Willis. (https://open.spotify.com/track/1CDscttrUqCVJd5GhzgA9F)

Sting is fuming; he doesn't like other wrestlers using weapons. He feels he's the only one worthy enough to sport an  anxiety-inducing weapon,  (https://open.spotify.com/track/2ztsI2Zp9nJ4r2368I7GqN) and time has come to let the MormIron bully know. A Bjorkish Sneak Attack Swing … and a miss! The Sheik will never know how fortunate he has been bending down to pick up his fallen golden tooth from the floor at the right time.

“What the fock is that dude smiling for?”, is thinking the DogBird projecting himself towards Foley with a vicious Father of All Orcs Spear, only to be matadored out of the way by the deceptively clumsy stunt virtuoso, and straight into Michaels' grasp.

“Hi. Go fetch some Corn in the stands” - whispers the Heartbreak Kid before performing a The Great Debate's Evil Twin Flying Forearm Smash sending both the Dog and the Bird straight onto the barricades outside the ring. It would be a perfect moment to posture, but three unwise men have other plans.

As synchronised as only three lunatics can randomly be, the Merry Old Timers crowd the young heel; The Sheik pounding with Burnt Weeny Sandwich Knees, Foley with Astbury Sings Page Headbutts, and finally The Animal laying the Showstopper's body on the top rope while eating a Kinda The Real Thing Buckle.  ParaMichaels is hanging by hope's last rope, and he tries a desp … wait a minute!

Why is the crowd cheering, Gene?


“Oh, my god! It can't be!”

“Yes, it can”


 Click Here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNPq7LHZxCA)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Shots Fired!
Post by: The Walrus on May 08, 2020, 05:08:35 PM
And as the crowd's intoxicating roars reach decibels hitherto unimagined, the spotlights swivel toward a behemoth bolting toward the sweat-soaked ring from backstage! Dusty Rhodes delivers a Bionic Elbow to the security guards half his size, and they collapse in a heap.

"SHAWN MICHAELS!" he roars as he climbs into the ring. The crowd screams! The rumble pauses! Confusion reigns! "They had to drag me out of the ring, but I'm back, daddy! You and me!"

Shawn Michaels, dazed and confused, moves too slowly. Dusty Rhodes crashes into him! Both bounce off the ropes, but The American Dream grabs him by the waist, picks him up, and heaves him over the top rope! The crowd drowns out the sickening thud with its deafening furor. Dusty rips the mic out of the referee's hand again.

"The Heartbreak Kid comes out and talks about how greatly he defeated Dusty Rhodes The American Dream! Shawn Michaels, the only boy, yes I said boy, to walk into RouletteMania with a t-shirt and jeans on, while everybody else was standing in line to get in, while everybody else went through the proper channels, and they said yes sir, Mr. Rhodes, come on and sit down, that's The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes! And you came in with the cheap tricks, breakin' the rules, actin' a fool, now look atcha. Now look atcha! That's the winer and diner with kings and queens! That's the man that rolls in the mud with the brothers, that's the same guy! Now look atcha! Over the rope, down on the ground, now look atcha! They call you the Heartbreak Kid, they should call you the Broken Heart Kid, 'cause I just stepped all over it! You ain't seen the last of me, daddy. I've been down in the mud and I've spilled a lot of blood, and I got a lot more coming, just you wait. Shawn Michaels, if you dare, meet me in the ring fair and square! From me to you, America, Dusty Rhodes The American Dream, good night, I will be back with a vengeance!! ROULETTEMANIA TWENTY-TWENTY!!"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Shots Fired!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 05:10:45 PM
And here we are. Four men, four corners, and bagpipes sounding from afar.



Challenges:

Podaar, Stadler, king targeted Cyril
Cyril targeted Elite
Elite targeted Stadler
Puppies targeted Podaar


Eliminated:

Elite. You've made leaps and bounds from my last roulette, as you rarely failed to hit me with great freaky stuff. You've been betrayed by the orcs, is all. Thank you, bro.

Cyril. As usual, you gave me a couple of tunes I just can't stop listening to - and I thank you deeply - before the orcs focked you too. Plus, you make a hell of a heel, which takes big balls and makes this Rumble +100% funnier..



Survivors:

Puppies
Podaar
king
Stadler


Song Standings:

We Used to Cut the Grass – Woodpecker
Rival Sons – Feral Roots
Groom Lake – The Men in Black
Warpaint – Elephants
Shade Empire – Anti-Life Saviour
Wilderun – The Tyranny of Imagination








romdrums, life's a bitch, and she's back in heat.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Shots Fired!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 05:15:51 PM
If anyone wants to hear my song it is a song from my band in the early 90's. I will send it to you.  I play guitar and sign background vocals.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Shots Fired!
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 05:16:03 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/137622e89fb14104d0d3502f2d631c4f/tenor.gif?itemid=11891829)

Yes! The bruising on your starfish will fade in few days, Michaels, jobroni. #FUCKBEAUTYAGERULES
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Evermind on May 08, 2020, 05:31:08 PM
Okay good, go get them Podaar and Puppies!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Shots Fired!
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2020, 05:33:32 PM
If anyone wants to hear my song it is a song from my band in the early 90's. I will send it to you.  I play guitar and sign background vocals.


(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PotableGloomyGrison-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 05:36:37 PM
Sing! :lol

I must be dyslexic. lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 08, 2020, 05:39:48 PM
How did I miss the Iron Sheik's gigantic head with that swing! :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Sacul on May 08, 2020, 06:04:26 PM
a dyslexic (king) walks into a bra
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Crow on May 08, 2020, 06:14:16 PM
maybe i misunderstood how much you hated orcs after the growlie round :P oh well, i feel like i did more than enough here anyways  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Indiscipline on May 08, 2020, 06:24:00 PM
I’d say you did great  :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Crow on May 08, 2020, 06:25:52 PM
i managed to eliminate someone in all three rounds of this i sent for, so, yeah  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Evermind on May 08, 2020, 06:25:58 PM
While I'm thrilled that Cyril is eliminated, I've got to admit that Shade Empire - Anti-Life Saviour is a damn fine song and I like it a lot.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2020, 06:28:16 PM
Hopefully you'll send something just like it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Evermind on May 08, 2020, 06:31:36 PM
Hopefully you'll send something just like it.

Well I'm usually not the one to deprive someone desperate of hope, but you're focked if you think I'm sending growls in the Royal Rumble you're focked regardless
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2020, 06:56:34 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/447Bc8d.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: The Walrus on May 08, 2020, 06:57:50 PM
Sent
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: romdrums on May 08, 2020, 07:19:51 PM
Sent.  I’m ready to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Podaar on May 08, 2020, 07:24:19 PM
So, is Katt back in this round or is it just a grudge match between him and Cyril? I won’t be able to check in or make a submission until tomorrow morning. See y’all then.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: The Walrus on May 08, 2020, 07:29:17 PM
Nope. I just came back to body him :lol I didn't actually send anything lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: jingle.boy on May 08, 2020, 07:43:05 PM
Dusty... I read your post with the biggest chease-eatin grin on my face.  That was glorious.

Cyril... impressive 3 rounds.  Well done dude.

How did I miss the Iron Sheik's gigantic head with that swing! :corn

The Sheik will never know how fortunate he has been bending down to pick up his fallen golden tooth from the floor suck his own dick at the right time.

Alex, your writeups are truly a work of art.  I know it's been said, but... this round alone makes it the best roulette ever.

As for the song choices, that's some weird-ass shit across the board.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 07:48:09 PM
a dyslexic (king) walks into a bra

Story of my life.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: jingle.boy on May 08, 2020, 07:49:50 PM
a dyslexic (king) walks into a bra

Story of my life.

Story of your wife!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 08:09:52 PM
You don't know how she dries those over the shoulder boulder holders.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2020, 08:14:09 PM
Over the shoulder boulder holder? :lol

I haven't heard that since the 8th grade! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: The Walrus on May 08, 2020, 08:22:33 PM
This is the most dude roulette in the history of roulettes. What a sausage fest :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 08:39:07 PM
Tim, I'm sorry. my wife has Mountains.

#mylifeistitsup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2020, 08:39:58 PM
.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 08:43:39 PM
I'm pleased.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2020, 08:45:20 PM
I'm glad one of you is.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 08:53:59 PM
25+ years disagrees with you.

Especially in this day and age.

In your face Time Capsule Flanders.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2020, 08:55:16 PM
Well I got 23 but only because I'm much younger than you!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 08:56:29 PM
6 months is an eternity.   Lol

I'm just glad my wife is an old soul.  Seriously. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: TAC on May 08, 2020, 08:57:47 PM
My wife is an old soul too. I just wished she liked heavy metal. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 08, 2020, 09:20:01 PM
My wife is an old soul too. I just wished she liked heavy metal. :lol
Next time you run a roulette make her listen to all of our submissions like Indy did.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: King Postwhore on May 08, 2020, 09:36:00 PM
I'm spoiled.  The wifey likes metal more than myself.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Elite on May 08, 2020, 11:28:51 PM
Well fock, that’s a shame.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Elite on May 08, 2020, 11:29:11 PM
Well fock, that’s a shame.

Indeed, it is.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Elite on May 09, 2020, 02:25:27 AM
While I'm thrilled that Cyril is eliminated, I've got to admit that Shade Empire - Anti-Life Saviour is a damn fine song and I like it a lot.

No word whatsoever on Wilderun making bottom of the round?


“I'm raping your growlie allergic eardrums, you corrupt fock. Listen to  the resultaten of sound nog bring propey!  (https://open.spotify.com/track/0784T4emweoLDmvZSKGEQQ)

And as usual, the write-up was fantastic, but this stupid quote of an abominable typo-fest legitimately made me laugh out loud. :lol

---

Go Ruslan and go namesake! Rooting for you guys now!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Evermind on May 09, 2020, 03:48:53 AM
While I'm thrilled that Cyril is eliminated, I've got to admit that Shade Empire - Anti-Life Saviour is a damn fine song and I like it a lot.

No word whatsoever on Wilderun making bottom of the round?

Go Ruslan and go namesake! Rooting for you guys now!

Hey, it was 3 AM and I didn't even notice Wilderun was sent. :lol I get why you would send this, NeO did well despite growls and Wilderun's compositions are on par with them I think, shame it didn't work. I'm not sending any more growls in this roulette though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Elite on May 09, 2020, 04:35:30 AM
While I'm thrilled that Cyril is eliminated, I've got to admit that Shade Empire - Anti-Life Saviour is a damn fine song and I like it a lot.

No word whatsoever on Wilderun making bottom of the round?

Go Ruslan and go namesake! Rooting for you guys now!

Hey, it was 3 AM and I didn't even notice Wilderun was sent. :lol I get why you would send this, NeO did well despite growls and Wilderun's compositions are on par with them I think, shame it didn't work. I'm not sending any more growls in this roulette though.

Exactly my thought. I personally thought it would be funny to kick out Stadler with growls, but you can see how that turned out :lol

Though I am actually curious on Alessandro's thoughts on the song, since I definitely didn't send it with the intention to tank hard.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Indiscipline on May 09, 2020, 06:03:13 AM
My thoughts on the song? I'm still not broken in enough to really appreciate a song past the voices of demons. I do it artificially in dedicated rounds where I try to force myself and the orc field is leveled, but I would not be honest calling "good" a growlie tune outside the "laboratory".

Nonetheless, I'm glad you guys are liking the writeups.

My wife is an old soul too. I just wished she liked heavy metal. :lol
Next time you run a roulette make her listen to all of our submissions like Indy did.  :biggrin:

My wife is older than them and theirs!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Podaar on May 09, 2020, 06:30:11 AM
Okay, I've had a chance to listen to all the songs in the most recent rumble.

First, I've got to say--Cyril, what a good sport. Great fun having you as the villain of this little Vaudeville act. I can see why you thought you had a winner, especially after the three minute mark of the song. Still, it does seem like a bit of an "own goal" sending the growlies. Your performance in the previous rumbles did prompt me into sending my best punt though, so well done there. My tune was destined to either pin you deep in your own territory or to be easily run back for a touchdown. Luckily for me, my instincts for Indi's tastes were correct for once...not sure what I've got left in the tank now.

Ale and Katt? Thanks for the masterful writing for the rumble. It was a pleasure to read and funny as hell.

During this roulette, I've heavily considered sending Wilderun...boy am I glad I didn't give into my own tastes now. Dodged a bullet there.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Podaar on May 09, 2020, 06:41:50 AM
Indi, what's the schedule for the next rumble? Are we going to try and get in this weekend, or wait until Monday?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 09, 2020, 06:49:12 AM
No action 'till Monday
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Podaar on May 09, 2020, 06:50:43 AM
Cool, I'm out then. Saturday work in the garden is calling.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: The Walrus on May 09, 2020, 07:20:41 AM
Ale and Katt? Thanks for the masterful writing for the rumble. It was a pleasure to read and funny as hell.

I have never had so much fun in a roulette as I have with this one.  :hefdaddy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Crow on May 09, 2020, 09:35:16 AM
if it makes y'all feel any better you knocked me out before i could send the song i was holding onto for the end, which got this reaction out of indi:

Dammit, C. You had to send this fistful of gut poetry, not the orcs  :'(
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Evermind on May 09, 2020, 09:57:21 AM
if it makes y'all feel any better you knocked me out before i could send the song i was holding onto for the end, which got this reaction out of indi:

Dammit, C. You had to send this fistful of gut poetry, not the orcs  :'(

That one was reserved for me, right?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Crow on May 09, 2020, 10:30:53 AM
yes
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Evermind on May 09, 2020, 10:33:48 AM
Think you can PM me that one?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Indiscipline on May 09, 2020, 10:38:10 AM
Ale and Katt? Thanks for the masterful writing for the rumble. It was a pleasure to read and funny as hell.

I have never had so much fun in a roulette as I have with this one.  :hefdaddy

Katt, that run-in post was really a gift.

Yup, fun is my main goal here, and I hope the unconventional ways I'm playing with in order to reach it aren't souring anybody.

BTW, RIP Little Richard  :'(

(https://i.imgur.com/hTPbQ4L.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Crow on May 09, 2020, 10:39:13 AM
Think you can PM me that one?
run another roulette and yes
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Evermind on May 09, 2020, 10:41:05 AM
Think you can PM me that one?
run another roulette and yes

I was thinking about it while in lockdown but now I'm required to get back to work so no roulette unfortunately
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: The Walrus on May 09, 2020, 11:14:08 AM
Dusty... I read your post with the biggest chease-eatin grin on my face.  That was glorious..

I missed this. Thank you  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 10, 2020, 11:49:45 PM
:zombiepile:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Crow on May 10, 2020, 11:53:41 PM
Congrats ariich!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Shots Fired!
Post by: Stadler on May 11, 2020, 07:50:28 AM
If anyone wants to hear my song it is a song from my band in the early 90's. I will send it to you.  I play guitar and sign background vocals.


(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PotableGloomyGrison-size_restricted.gif)

I rarely make fun of King's typing, but this was truly funny.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2020, 07:53:12 AM
I had a good hearty chuckle as well.  LOL
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 11, 2020, 09:19:38 AM
Alright, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my songs
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2020, 09:24:57 AM
Tonight Count, tonight.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 11, 2020, 09:28:01 AM
Tonight Count, tonight.

^

You're misspelling again  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2020, 09:29:02 AM
Could this be the end....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Sacul on May 11, 2020, 12:17:27 PM
EVERYONE SURVIVED
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Sacul on May 11, 2020, 12:17:54 PM
EVERYONE SURVIVED
ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRR
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6wred0KQ8Vx5fmYE/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 11, 2020, 12:42:26 PM
I think I've broken my Sacul
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: The Walrus on May 11, 2020, 12:45:57 PM
That's what she said
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 11, 2020, 12:50:16 PM
 :lol

You multilingual smart aleck
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Friday Night Is Alright for Fighting
Post by: Stadler on May 11, 2020, 12:55:37 PM
While I'm thrilled that Cyril is eliminated, I've got to admit that Shade Empire - Anti-Life Saviour is a damn fine song and I like it a lot.

No word whatsoever on Wilderun making bottom of the round?

Go Ruslan and go namesake! Rooting for you guys now!

Hey, it was 3 AM and I didn't even notice Wilderun was sent. :lol I get why you would send this, NeO did well despite growls and Wilderun's compositions are on par with them I think, shame it didn't work. I'm not sending any more growls in this roulette though.

Exactly my thought. I personally thought it would be funny to kick out Stadler with growls, but you can see how that turned out :lol

Though I am actually curious on Alessandro's thoughts on the song, since I definitely didn't send it with the intention to tank hard.
I'm glad it didn't happen, but that would have been right in my humor wheelhouse, so there's that.  :)  I would have had to appreciate that for what it was. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Podaar on May 11, 2020, 12:59:43 PM
I've sent some musky smelling, hairy, vocals this round but not growlies. It will be interesting to see how Indi judges it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: TAC on May 11, 2020, 04:02:40 PM
Everyone in, Alex?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 11, 2020, 04:04:43 PM
One left
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: TAC on May 11, 2020, 04:07:25 PM
Name the slacker!! They've had all weekend!

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 11, 2020, 04:08:58 PM
Name the slacker!! They've had all weekend!
I don't think it was me. Was it? I don't remember now... :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 11, 2020, 04:10:10 PM
Name the slacker!! They've had all weekend!



My DNA doesn't allow that  :D



Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Crow on May 11, 2020, 04:14:02 PM
solution: upload your consciousness to a robot, stop having DNA
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: TAC on May 11, 2020, 04:19:46 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/411pp1.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 11, 2020, 04:21:06 PM
solution: upload your consciousness to a robot, stop having DNA

Seems hard. I even struggle with BBCode and I recently learned how to Skype only because my mother threatened to leave me out of her will  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: romdrums on May 11, 2020, 04:49:30 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/411pp1.jpg)

Alright, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my songs
Tonight Count, tonight.

 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2020, 04:56:21 PM
Tim you dummy.  It was already posted like above. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2020, 04:56:59 PM
Also, Alex, read my message.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2020, 05:03:24 PM
Sent.

Are you happy Tim? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: TAC on May 11, 2020, 05:17:23 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/2b7f7af58da477ad4e2b7ea044c1807e/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: The Walrus on May 11, 2020, 05:17:56 PM
Dusty Rhodes demands the last participant send

EDIT: For some reason Dusty Rhodes saw an entirely new page after posting. Dusty Rhodes is confused
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 11, 2020, 05:19:07 PM
Dusty Rhodes demands the last participant send

Dusty Rhodes must have something in his eyes, because the last participant has sent.

Edit: Oh you edited that right out from under me.... :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: The Walrus on May 11, 2020, 05:20:22 PM
DUSTY RHODES EDITED HIS POST
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Crow on May 11, 2020, 05:20:43 PM
Dusty Rhodes...

Send Me Home...

To The Round...

I Belong...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 11, 2020, 05:21:14 PM
DUSTY RHODES EDITED HIS POST
Dusty Rhodes needs to get out of the ring or Sting will escort him out...  :|
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2020, 05:21:34 PM
DUSTY RHODES EDITED HIS POST

Dusty is Dusty in the head!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: The Walrus on May 11, 2020, 05:22:15 PM
DUSTY RHODES EDITED HIS POST
Dusty Rhodes needs to get out of the ring or Sting will escort him out...  :|

Dusty Rhodes is the king of the ring, Sting!

Dusty Rhodes ain't taking shit!

Dusty Rhodes!

Dusty Rhodes is escorted out by security
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: TAC on May 11, 2020, 05:22:33 PM
DUSTY RHODES EDITED HIS POST
Dusty Rhodes needs to get out of the ring or Sting will escort him out...  :|

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/5t7wbuniM8UikyALw3/source.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 11, 2020, 05:26:29 PM
DUSTY RHODES EDITED HIS POST
Dusty Rhodes needs to get out of the ring or Sting will escort him out...  :|

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/5t7wbuniM8UikyALw3/source.gif)
Here Ric Flair, me and Dusty signed this for you. Something to remember us by.

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GFgAAOSwJpZdFnwf/s-l300.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: King Postwhore on May 11, 2020, 05:26:56 PM
I love causing this mayhem.  Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Crow on May 11, 2020, 05:27:33 PM
WEST VIRGINIA
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: TAC on May 11, 2020, 05:27:53 PM

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GFgAAOSwJpZdFnwf/s-l300.gif)

The reason gayroids are outlawed.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 11, 2020, 05:52:06 PM
Wow

You couldn't have picked a more diverse bunch of tunes if you had plotted submissions together.

I need some good sleep
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: The Walrus on May 11, 2020, 06:04:59 PM

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GFgAAOSwJpZdFnwf/s-l300.gif)

The reason gayroids are outlawed.

You mean cocaine
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Sacul on May 11, 2020, 07:07:05 PM
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMMA, TAKE ME HOME
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Sacul on May 11, 2020, 07:08:47 PM
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMMA, TAKE ME HOME
DUSTY RHODES
(https://media.giphy.com/media/12QBgS1xGmP0rK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 11, 2020, 09:06:59 PM
Can Sacul get brought back to life only to get eliminated again so he can evolve to triple-posting?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Sacul on May 11, 2020, 10:15:02 PM
please
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Sacul on May 11, 2020, 10:15:16 PM
please
Yes!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 11, 2020, 11:07:28 PM
Can Sacul get brought back to life only to get eliminated again so he can evolve to triple-posting?

The Super Saculyan!

WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMMA, TAKE ME HOME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WWHdBuOC6Q
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Bell: Puppies, Podaar, king, Stadler, romdrums
Post by: Indiscipline on May 12, 2020, 12:56:42 AM
Click Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzzOnEX5pbo)




 And then Here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VGD01VrjI4)


And in a blur of Glaschu rage, here steps the greatest be-kilted fighter the world has seen, fock that MacLeod wimp. The Piper doesn't need a sword, he has a mic:

“When you think you've found the answer, I change the sogging question!”

The audience is aghast. Leave it to the mad scotsman to bring  classical music bolas (https://open.spotify.com/track/0GZunwemtV2ddjyimuSEWo?si=okoG9h58T0iHGhEaswKV5Q) to a rock fight. With a pict battlecry he jumps into the ring, assaulting MicKISS Foley in order the establish once and for all what's trendier between tartan and grunge flannel. Roddy goes for a Huapango Low Blow, but Foley draws a bizarre Sinatra-shaped statuette from his pockets and clobbers the astonished scot on the forehead.

“It's my immunity idol, bitch! I won it pimping Donna Summer, HAVE A NICE DAY!”


“Is it true, Gene? Let's see what Mr McMahon has to say:”

“I feel love”

“Right. Back to the ring, Bobby”


Back to the ring – Bobby - Sting has finally gotten rid of his ugly bat; he's going to settle the score with the Sheik by the sole sheer power of his  Maynard Theater Arms. (https://open.spotify.com/track/6MRvQJbcdxOnKHyZlRMPRb?si=BLYdVa5iQ0KK-u-39dTRAw) The wrestler_on_acid gains center ring and defiantly points toward his mustachoed middle-eastern foe, who answers the challenge in dissonant tone:  (https://open.spotify.com/track/5llEJFL6NzKYgMTEb68XtL?si=nxqL5JkgQIKpbie4g2MSYw)

“You BrandonLeeTheCrow dick want piece of Sheik yes? Sheik make you eat broom and sweep the mat no hands you painted ho!”

The two giants lock arms and drag each other towards the ropes, both torsos out of the ring; it's a virtual draw between A Little Too Much Tool Strength and Better Sounding St Anger Gloom. As usual in this promotion, the body less ballasted with melody is the one falling to the ground. The crowd practically mourns as the MormIron leaves the premises in a flurry of elaborate curses.

On the other side of the ring, two weird wrestlers are deeply distracted in debate:

“ROAAAR”

“I understand perfectly, and you are not entirely wrong, and I never implied you were, but we need to look at roaaar from a bi-partisan standpoint ...”

“roar?”

“... it behooves us as bringers of sensible meaning in this conversation to make sure the roar situation is analysed the right way, because there is a right way to …

“ROAAAAAAAARRRRRR!”

“sigh”

Enter the Piper:

“Well, I'm from Glasgow, not Manchester, and I have no idea what ye laddies are munchin' about, but lemme point out there's a bloody giant Danzig impersonator in a trench coat who has just thrown your camel buggering friend off the ring!”

“Good lord!”

“roar!”

 
As a well oiled machine, beard (https://open.spotify.com/track/7EucoxqiQUYeftPwee0PGR?si=dKaG_3uzROSZrpf_aRNONw) and  the beast (https://open.spotify.com/track/5hswNR6sgvD9RWKu7t8qdo?si=cX9PoKROTXCODtucMCo8eg) launch a synchronised assault on the Sting, one reaching with a Bonzo-less Zep '83 Kick, the other grabbing with Dubious Production Claws. Limbs and sweat turn and twist, but no one is given to impose his will. A Piper is laughing, while two men, a dog, and a beautiful lady prepare to join the joust.




Challenges:

Podaar, king, Stadler target Puppies
romdrums targets Stadler
Puppies targets Podaar.


Eliminated:

Podaar. I begged you to join because I knew how much fun you would have brought. You lost for a hair, but your hysterical in-character tirades make you the roulette virtual MVP. Thank you so much.

Survivors:

Puppies
romdrums
king
Stadler


Song Standings:

Arcane – Promise (Part2)
Mastodon – Roots Remain
Zebra – Who's Behind the Door
Mile Marker Zero – Propaganda
Alberto Ginastera – Danza Final (Malambo)



ariich, lonestar, the wait is over.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 12, 2020, 01:36:59 AM
It's a miracle I survived....

Anyway, sent for the next buzzer.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fourth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 12, 2020, 05:38:57 AM
I went way further into this roulette than I ever thought I could. I'm actually quite pleased that Roots Remain scored second best in this rumble round...although, that may just be an indicator of how bad this rounds entries were.  :lol  Still, I love me some Mastodon.

Getting knocked out was probably the best all around. I was running out of music to send and insults to throw around. Thanks, fellas!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 05:50:37 AM
Who's Behind The Door is such a great song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: jingle.boy on May 12, 2020, 05:56:38 AM
ooohhh... gettin closer to the final rounds.  And ring is getting crowded!  I love this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: ariich on May 12, 2020, 06:45:12 AM
Come on RJ, let's do this!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: lonestar on May 12, 2020, 09:20:00 AM
Come on RJ, let's do this!

Already sent...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: ariich on May 12, 2020, 09:27:05 AM
Come on RJ, let's do this!

Already sent...
Of course you did, you always finish first.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 09:32:22 AM
Come on RJ, let's do this!

Already sent...
Of course you did, you always finish first.

It's his age.



Also, sent.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: lonestar on May 12, 2020, 10:23:25 AM
Come on RJ, let's do this!

Already sent...
Of course you did, you always finish first.

It's his age.



Also, sent.

At least I can still see it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 12, 2020, 10:27:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzuNJod_o7g
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: ariich on May 12, 2020, 10:29:16 AM
Has anyone not sent yet? If so, get them in the cage!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 10:31:49 AM
So can I.

(https://i.postimg.cc/Wpm07Tsw/tenor-1.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 12, 2020, 10:39:46 AM
Has anyone not sent yet? If so, get them in the cage!

Two people left, but I'm confident songs are on my way.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 10:41:50 AM
Where's they go? :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 12, 2020, 10:49:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Jk6WJdf.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 10:50:36 AM
The first Winger.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 10:52:56 AM
The first Winger.

Wrong, Winger's debut album came out in 1988, Bad English in 89.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 10:59:47 AM
How the hell would you even know that, and why would you even know that?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 11:31:10 AM
How the hell would you even know that, and why would you even know that?

I liked both albums.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 11:40:49 AM
Stop trolling. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Stadler on May 12, 2020, 11:44:56 AM
That first Bad English record is pretty good.  I like it better than most Winger.   
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 11:48:35 AM
Stop trolling. :lol


I did.  Bought both.  Saw both live. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Evermind on May 12, 2020, 12:00:15 PM
You guys need to start eliminating each other more :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 12:10:13 PM
Right. 5 guys, one elimination?
And the guy eliminated sent the second ranked song...

6 guys this round..
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 12:20:02 PM
You guys need to start eliminating each other more :)

I tired but Tim keeps digging out of that coffin.  Hands like shovels.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: ariich on May 12, 2020, 12:20:25 PM
Right. 5 guys, one elimination?
It is quite funny that 3 people targeted Pup and all failed.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Crow on May 12, 2020, 12:22:43 PM
Right. 5 guys, one elimination?
It is quite funny that 3 people targeted Pup and all failed.
i mean i did it first, but
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 12:27:54 PM
Right. 5 guys, one elimination?
It is quite funny that 3 people targeted Pup and all failed.

Pups is strong like bull.  It's a compliment to try to knock off a buggy in a Roulette.   
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 12, 2020, 12:29:04 PM
Puppies is, after all, last roulette's silver medal.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: The Walrus on May 12, 2020, 12:29:57 PM
Ask me how Pup did in my last two roulettes. Or the first one where he sent Moonsorrow and Tool.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 12:30:50 PM
Ask me how Pup did in my last two roulettes. Or the first one where he sent Moonsorrow and Tool.  :lol

He must've like bands with o's in them.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Evermind on May 12, 2020, 12:37:15 PM
Puppies won my last roulette, too.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 12:38:22 PM
I came in 2nd! :blush

 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Crow on May 12, 2020, 12:39:12 PM
I'm the true winner of evermind's last roulette, tbh
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 12:42:29 PM
I'm the true winner of evermind's last roulette, tbh

That's why we were ganging up on you.  You are always in the running in these roulettes.  I'd take it as a compliment.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Evermind on May 12, 2020, 12:45:56 PM
I'm the true winner of evermind's last roulette, tbh

BIOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPH

I think I won't see them this October in the end :-\

But hey your EP was really good!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Crow on May 12, 2020, 12:48:57 PM
I'm the true winner of evermind's last roulette, tbh

That's why we were ganging up on you.  You are always in the running in these roulettes.  I'd take it as a compliment.
i placed higher than like a third of people actually in this roulette despite not being a participant, which will never stop being amusing
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: The Walrus on May 12, 2020, 12:56:07 PM
I'm the true winner of evermind's last roulette, tbh

That's why we were ganging up on you.  You are always in the running in these roulettes.  I'd take it as a compliment.
i placed higher than like a third of people actually in this roulette despite not being a participant, which will never stop being amusing

(https://i.imgur.com/J5s9Xp6.gif)

i'm the squidward
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Crow on May 12, 2020, 01:04:27 PM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Elite on May 12, 2020, 01:16:54 PM
:corn2:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: romdrums on May 12, 2020, 01:34:08 PM
How the hell would you even know that, and why would you even know that?

I liked both albums.

Had them both on cassette when I was in 7th grade.  Only went back to get the Winger album on CD.  No shame in admitting that, though.   :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 01:35:12 PM
I would never rag on anything a 7th grader would listen too.

Kingshmegland has no such excuse.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 12, 2020, 01:38:41 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Anotfw4.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 12, 2020, 01:39:22 PM
What's with the slacking going on?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 01:40:32 PM
I would never rag on anything a 7th grader would listen too.

Kingshmegland has no such excuse.

An excuse like listening to more than one genre? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: romdrums on May 12, 2020, 01:40:59 PM
Will send tonight.  Back in the office trying to catch up on a boat load of work.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 12, 2020, 01:46:03 PM
My wife thanks you deeply.  :laugh:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Podaar on May 12, 2020, 03:09:28 PM
Right. 5 guys, one elimination?
And the guy eliminated sent the second ranked song...

Rub it in, little Ric Flair. Don't need more reason to work your walls, but I'll take it! #pillowbitinglessonspain
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: The Walrus on May 12, 2020, 03:13:58 PM
Iron Sheik more like Iron WEAK!

 :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 12, 2020, 04:48:06 PM
Iron Sheik more like Iron WEAK!

 :biggrin:
Wouldn't be the first time Sting has annihilated Iron Sheik
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 12, 2020, 04:53:58 PM
Iron Sheik more like Iron WEAK!

 :biggrin:
Wouldn't be the first time Sting has annihilated Iron Sheik

(https://i.postimg.cc/DfRsqhWJ/tenor-2.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: romdrums on May 12, 2020, 07:34:06 PM
Sent
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 12:31:40 AM
This bout definitely deserves some hang(ry)man, for there's some serious high level submission trolling going on.

______ - ___'_ ____ ____
___ ___ __ ____ - ____ __ ____
________ - _____ ______
______ - _______
_____ - ___ ______ ______
IQ - Stay Down


There will be blood
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Crow on May 13, 2020, 12:35:38 AM
give me the Q
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 13, 2020, 12:54:39 AM
IQ sent by Lonestar

Is the song Stay Down?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: lonestar on May 13, 2020, 12:55:07 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 13, 2020, 12:56:40 AM
I suppose it could also be Zero Hour
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 12:58:17 AM
It is indeed Stay Down, but not sent by lonestar  :o
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 13, 2020, 12:59:22 AM
It is indeed Stay Down, but not sent by lonestar  :o
Did King cock block him?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 01:00:08 AM
It wouldn't be a kingly thing to do
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 13, 2020, 01:02:53 AM
It wouldn't be a kingly thing to do
Must be Romdrums then.

Show me M for Megadesk!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 01:05:13 AM

?: ______ - ___'_ ____ ____
?: ___ ___ __ ____ - ____ M_ __m_
?: ________ - _____ ______
?: ______ - _______
?: _____ - ___ ______ ______
romdrums: IQ - Stay Down
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Evermind on May 13, 2020, 01:16:26 AM
I bet romdrums targeted RJ too :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Elite on May 13, 2020, 03:01:42 AM
Why did I screw up? :lol

Bah!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 05:28:04 AM
T
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 05:58:23 AM
N
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 06:01:18 AM

?: __st_n - __n't ____ ____
?: ___ ___ __ _n__ - T___ M_ __m_
?: __n_____ - ____t ______
?: ______ - _______
?: _n___ - T__ S_____ __nt__
romdrums: IQ - Stay Down
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: ariich on May 13, 2020, 06:01:36 AM
S
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 06:05:20 AM
Boston / Don't Look Back.  Gotta be Stads.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 06:06:12 AM
Stadler: Boston - Don't Look Back
?: ___ ___ __ _n__ - Take Me Home
?: __n_____ - ____t ______
?: ______ - _______
Puppies: Angra - The Shadow Hunter
romdrums: IQ - Stay Down
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 06:08:08 AM
Take Me Home... not sure of the band though.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: ariich on May 13, 2020, 06:10:59 AM
Angra - The Shadow Hunter

EDIT: Could be lonestar, or if not then Pup.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Podaar on May 13, 2020, 06:11:51 AM
Stadler: Boston - Don't Look Back

How in the holy flying camel flaming fuck is this not banned? Seriously? BOSTON?!

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 06:15:16 AM
I can't even make a joke out of this.




R
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 06:17:37 AM
I know only the debut album, is it that scandalous?

Stadler: Boston - Don't Look Back

How in the holy flying camel flaming fuck is this not banned? Seriously? BOSTON?!



By the gentleman who sent Alice In Chains

I can't even make a joke out of this.




R

And the good sir who sent Gary Moore
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 06:21:03 AM
Stadler: Boston - Don't Look Back

How in the holy flying camel flaming fuck is this not banned? Seriously? BOSTON?!

They aren't banned for Rich either.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 06:24:11 AM
Stadler: Boston - Don't Look Back
?: __r A__ __ _n__ - Take Me Home
lonestar: Kingcrow - Right Before
?: ___a__ - _______
Puppies: Angra - The Shadow Hunter
romdrums: IQ - Stay Down
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 06:28:44 AM
Kingcrow / Right Before.  That's RJ

Good luck to whoever RJ targeted.  This is a 10-bell song, and probably wonky/proggy enough to tickle Mr. McMahon's fancy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 06:31:18 AM
A
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Podaar on May 13, 2020, 06:32:51 AM
I know only the debut album, is it that scandalous?

Stadler: Boston - Don't Look Back

How in the holy flying camel flaming fuck is this not banned? Seriously? BOSTON?!

By the gentleman who sent Alice In Chains

Them's fighting words. I am no gentleman.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 06:38:19 AM
Your brand new avatar says otherwise



Updated above
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 06:42:42 AM
Kingcrow better not fucking move on to the next round especially over The Shadow Hunter. Hope Pup targeted wisely. IQ and Angra are too good this round to be fudged over by the roll of the dice!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Elite on May 13, 2020, 06:50:49 AM
Stadler: Boston - Don't Look Back

No fucking way :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 06:57:36 AM
Ok, I must be missing something. Are we talking about Boston or the Rolling focking Stones here?

Am I the only one who knows just Foreplay / Long Time and More than a Feeling?  :lol

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Podaar on May 13, 2020, 06:59:08 AM
Apparently.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 06:59:39 AM
Kingcrow better not fucking move on to the next round especially over The Shadow Hunter. Hope Pup targeted wisely. IQ and Angra are too good this round to be fudged over by the roll of the dice!

Kingcrow better slay Angra.  Temple of Shadows is a stellar album, but Kingcrow (though less known/popular) slays Angra 6 days a week.

Ok, I must be missing something. Are we talking about Boston or the Rolling focking Stones here?

Am I the only one who knows just Foreplay / Long Time and More than a Feeling?  :lol

Yes.  Yes you are.

Well, you and ariich.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 07:03:52 AM
I have squandered my life
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: ariich on May 13, 2020, 07:06:22 AM
Apparently Alex and I are the only people in the world who don't really know Boston.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 07:07:03 AM
And I root for the Celts since '86!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 07:08:04 AM
Stadler: Boston - Don't Look Back

How in the holy flying camel flaming fuck is this not banned? Seriously? BOSTON?!

Greg, who's the wrestling goon as your profile pick? :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 07:09:19 AM
And I root for the Celts since '86!

You can see me run on the court after the C's win the championship.  18 year old king.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 07:13:47 AM
Chad, the problem with your comments is that Kingcrow is boring as fuck :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 07:18:16 AM
And I root for the Celts since '86!

You can see me run on the court after the C's win the championship.  18 year old king.

Must have been a blast. We watched that game on TV with one week delay, like.

Europe was incredibly late in regards to NBA Finals and Tom Scholz
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 07:20:25 AM
And I root for the Celts since '86!

You can see me run on the court after the C's win the championship.  18 year old king.

Must have been a blast. We watched that game on TV with one week delay, like.

Europe was incredibly late in regards to NBA Finals and Tom Scholz

Speaking of Tom.  I owned a Rockman as well.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: romdrums on May 13, 2020, 07:32:18 AM
Chad, the problem with your comments is that Kingcrow is boring as fuck :lol

I'll get in on that action.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GlisteningDependentHairstreakbutterfly-max-1mb.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Podaar on May 13, 2020, 07:34:17 AM
Greg, who's the wrestling goon as your profile pick? :neverusethis:

Greggery Peccary. A nocturnal, gregarious, wild swine on his way up. A peccary of destiny, adventure, and romance.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Elite on May 13, 2020, 07:34:37 AM
boring as fuck

I'm sorry for you :(
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Podaar on May 13, 2020, 07:36:14 AM
And I root for the Celts since '86!

You can see me run on the court after the C's win the championship.  18 year old king.

Must have been a blast. We watched that game on TV with one week delay, like.

Europe was incredibly late in regards to NBA Finals and Tom Scholz

Speaking of Tom.  I owned a Rockman as well.

Forget Scholz, Delp is the secret ingredient in the Boston sauce.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 07:37:07 AM
boring as fuck

I'm sorry for you :(

Please don't be, I like to stay awake when I listen to music. romdrums knows what's up  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Elite on May 13, 2020, 07:38:17 AM
I said nothing about music
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 07:40:49 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 07:40:57 AM
Greg, who's the wrestling goon as your profile pick? :neverusethis:

Greggery Peccary. A nocturnal, gregarious, wild swine on his way up. A peccary of destiny, adventure, and romance.

You forgot links adventurer.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 07:41:42 AM
And I root for the Celts since '86!

You can see me run on the court after the C's win the championship.  18 year old king.

Must have been a blast. We watched that game on TV with one week delay, like.

Europe was incredibly late in regards to NBA Finals and Tom Scholz

Speaking of Tom.  I owned a Rockman as well.

Forget Scholz, Delp is the secret ingredient in the Boston sauce.

And speaking of Delp, I watched him jam with friends in a basement.  we hung with his nephew.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 07:46:02 AM
boring as fuck

I'm sorry for you :(

Please don't be, I like to stay awake when I listen to music. romdrums knows what's up  :lol

(https://i.imgur.com/xN0J2GX.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: romdrums on May 13, 2020, 07:47:18 AM
I bet romdrums targeted RJ too :lol

(https://media.giphy.com/media/19Ir9LBG0G1QQ/giphy.gif)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: romdrums on May 13, 2020, 07:48:57 AM
boring as fuck

I'm sorry for you :(

Please don't be, I like to stay awake when I listen to music. romdrums knows what's up  :lol

(https://i.imgur.com/xN0J2GX.jpg)

Damn, looks like everyone's a little salty this morning.   :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 07:49:07 AM
That album is better than anything you've sent me ever, Indi.  :biggrin: The gauntlet has now been thrown down  :corn Where'd you get that JPG from, LowRes.com? You using that ol' 640x480 resolution monitor, Baghdad beige?

LET ME IN THE RING!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Evermind on May 13, 2020, 07:54:16 AM
boring as fuck

I'm sorry for you :(

Please don't be, I like to stay awake when I listen to music. romdrums knows what's up  :lol

(https://i.imgur.com/xN0J2GX.jpg)

 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 07:54:53 AM
 
That album is better than anything you've sent me ever, Indi.  :biggrin: The gauntlet has now been thrown down  :corn Where'd you get that JPG from, LowRes.com? You using that ol' 640x480 resolution monitor, Baghdad beige?

LET ME IN THE RING!!!

:lol

Baghdad Beige is a wonderful band name!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 07:57:36 AM
Evermind likes iamthemorning, he can't laugh at that.  :lol

Dusty Rhodes will not rest until he burns every single one of you :getoffmylawn:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: lonestar on May 13, 2020, 07:59:05 AM
Well this is quite an interesting shit storm to wake up to. Targeted by my own favorite band. Well fock me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Bell: Puppies, king, Stadler, romdrums, ariich, lonestar
Post by: Stadler on May 13, 2020, 08:06:02 AM
I have squandered my life

Apparently Alex and I are the only people in the world who don't really know Boston.

And I'm here to help rectify that ignominy.   But really, don't let them shame you; they're just jealous that I brought the ladder and a bag of tacks to the Royal Rumble!   Have a nice day!    :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Stadler on May 13, 2020, 08:08:05 AM
And I root for the Celts since '86!

You can see me run on the court after the C's win the championship.  18 year old king.

Must have been a blast. We watched that game on TV with one week delay, like.

Europe was incredibly late in regards to NBA Finals and Tom Scholz

Speaking of Tom.  I owned a Rockman as well.

Forget Scholz, Delp is the secret ingredient in the Boston sauce.

And speaking of Delp, I watched him jam with friends in a basement.  we hung with his nephew.

That would be a holy grail moment for me.  I've heard by all accounts - other than his sister in law (and no, I'm not taking an easy swipe) - that he was one of the nicest guys around.    His voice is just... a gift.   Tom Scholz is no slouch, but it's my assessment that we'd never have heard of Boston as a band if it wasn't for Brad Delp. 

(BTW, I still have my Rockman somewhere...)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Evermind on May 13, 2020, 08:16:28 AM
Evermind likes iamthemorning, he can't laugh at that.  :lol

I actually quite liked both Boy from the North and Follow You Anywhere, but the way she looks up at your post on the album cover made me laugh quite a bit. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 08:19:44 AM
And I root for the Celts since '86!

You can see me run on the court after the C's win the championship.  18 year old king.

Must have been a blast. We watched that game on TV with one week delay, like.

Europe was incredibly late in regards to NBA Finals and Tom Scholz

Speaking of Tom.  I owned a Rockman as well.

Forget Scholz, Delp is the secret ingredient in the Boston sauce.

And speaking of Delp, I watched him jam with friends in a basement.  we hung with his nephew.

That would be a holy grail moment for me.  I've heard by all accounts - other than his sister in law (and no, I'm not taking an easy swipe) - that he was one of the nicest guys around.    His voice is just... a gift.   Tom Scholz is no slouch, but it's my assessment that we'd never have heard of Boston as a band if it wasn't for Brad Delp. 

(BTW, I still have my Rockman somewhere...)

As a 15 year old, I was start struck.  He lived 1 town over from me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 08:24:43 AM
Massachusetts approves of the Thread Title.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 08:25:28 AM
Evermind likes iamthemorning, he can't laugh at that.  :lol

I actually quite liked both Boy from the North and Follow You Anywhere, but the way she looks up at your post on the album cover made me laugh quite a bit. :lol

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 08:38:36 AM
Funny thing, on Boston's debut there's basically the same song I've been sent  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Architeuthis on May 13, 2020, 08:44:50 AM
Boston is one of my favorite bands!  "Walk-On" is a very underrated album. The only drawback is there is no Brad Delp, but Fran Cosmo did an amazing job.  Delp was in some other project at the time doing Beatles music.
However,  Delp returned for the Walk-On tours 1995 - 97 and was amazing!  :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 08:45:55 AM
Boston is one of my favorite bands!  "Walk-On" is a very underrated album. The only drawback is there is no Brad Delp, but Fran Cosmo did an amazing job.  Delp was in some other project at the time doing Beatles music.
However,  Delp returned for the Walk-On tours 1995 - 97 and was amazing!  :hat

Bettlejuice.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 08:52:30 AM
boring as fuck

I'm sorry for you :(

Please don't be, I like to stay awake when I listen to music. romdrums knows what's up  :lol

<I typed this an hour ago, but forgot to hit Post>

Says the guy who submitted Monica whatshertits, and got the Santino Marella treatment.

(https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2016/01/yr1h7O5u.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Stadler on May 13, 2020, 09:01:10 AM
I also have the RTZ stuff, and the Delp-Goudreau album.   Not Boston, but good, well-sung, well-played melodic rock.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 09:05:44 AM
boring as fuck

I'm sorry for you :(

Please don't be, I like to stay awake when I listen to music. romdrums knows what's up  :lol

<I typed this an hour ago, but forgot to hit Post>

Says the guy who submitted Monica whatshertits, and got the Santino Marella treatment.

(https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2016/01/yr1h7O5u.gif)

That's sexist :getoffmylawn:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. A Life without Boston Is like a Day without Sun
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 09:39:30 AM
Click Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzzOnEX5pbo)


and Here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTa3yIudgXw)


He's finally here. He crossed the pond after starring in Ten with Dudley Moore; Davey Rich Smith parts the crowd in a twister of braids, while his loyal pet bulldog Matilda merrily follows along chewing on a  funky earworm. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRM0HTgVNH0)

Since you can never have enough pomp in such circumstances ...


Click Here too! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1lu-WU3hI)


Carefully avoiding to stumble on Matilda's poop, the Lovely Miss Elizabeth introduces the one and only RJandy Macho Man Savage, his brutally masculine eyes covered with a pair of  Italian dark shades.  (https://open.spotify.com/track/6C8lR1miOhVtIGIEm9Oeyq?si=TvfupuaATESkiETHP5YH8w)

“Cheers, me ole bloke. Nice lass you got there, I'm sexin' her later.”

“Howdy. Nice bitch you've brought along”

“How you dare calling Matilda a bitch?”

“I was talking to Matilda, ooooooh yeaah”


That's too much. The Bulldog grabs a steel chair and goes for a smashing cheapshot on the Macho's noggin, but the sexyman dodges and runs to the ring, leaving a lady, a dog, and an angry Englishman in his rearview mirror.

Meanwhile, the King is tired of arguing his roar point of view with his smiling friend, and unilaterally sticks a fork in the allegiance. (https://open.spotify.com/track/5YcJ9wFBjAqnbl7V8P8NKf?si=J6DucUJ1RMeJJfLAGJ6lsA)

“I'm gonna eat the only ear you're left, ROAAAAR!” - Biting

“'Fraid not. As the practicioner of the only wrestling move known to everybody but Mr McMahon, I'm untouchable.” - Dodging

The momentum brings Bundy on Sting's turf. The scorpion is ready to strike.

“You're mine, at last! Watch my new move: it's called  Mediterranean Sundance Intro.” (https://open.spotify.com/track/3rvxTQjVnIt4IxB6ijlOPJ?si=YFQsTLjnRb-jRD8uNNtFDA)

Two seconds later, the Animal is on the floor outside the ring, cursing Beethoven.

“I'll give you untouchable!”, yells the Macho Man, jumping from the third rope in order to deliver a flying elbow on Foley's neck. Alas, a familiar feminine cry for help ruins Savage's concentration and aim. Elizabeth is in danger, the be-kilted gum-chewing kind.

“I've got your lady here, Macho Man! See? I steal what's yours, I'm smart. I have the  bigger IQ!” (https://open.spotify.com/track/2qnbTyLTwjpsYsVhJPFrer?si=iMeOAtvMRBSYGbN9opI--A) - Brags the Piper

It means war. RJandy charges like a bull, but the Piper dances like a matador and trips his foe, sending him tumbling on the other side of the mat.

“Honestly, I've always hated your movie. Have you seen mine? It's called  Peace of Mind, part II” (https://open.spotify.com/track/4QySZtWymRGNgrwxZOODKF?si=ILc-ZPnaTtaE0vJh3H8N2A) - Foley trying to lift Sting

“I am not the Crow, goddammit!” - Sting avoiding contact

“Sorry, I'm late. Matilda had to pee” - Bulldog entering the ring.

“Ooooooh yeaaaah!” - Macho Man spotting The Body entering the venue.








Challenges:

king, lonestar targeted Stadler
ariich, romdrums targeted lonestar
Puppies targeted king
Stadler targeted Puppies

Eliminated:

king. ROOOOAAAAR! Thank you again for sharing your song! I really appreciate.


Survivors:

ariich
lonestar
romdrums
Puppies
Stadler


Song Standings:

Angra – The Shadow Hunter
Boston – Don't Look Back
Kingcrow – Right Before
IQ – Stay Down
For All We Know – Take Me Home
Bizali – Lucille




It's jingle time!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 13, 2020, 09:48:03 AM
Sent the worst song but survived anyway because nobody targeted me, presumably because they're all in my roulette. :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 13, 2020, 09:48:48 AM
Yeah, with how you guys are doing on the elimination front, it looks like I will need to survive five rounds to win this :lol

romdrums gets massive props from me for trying to kick RJ out with IQ, that would've been play of the roulette if you succeeded :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 09:49:36 AM
It's gonna get real sweaty in here.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 13, 2020, 09:51:37 AM
You guys are terrible at this  :lol
eliminating one person per round like that means this is gonna ever end at this rate

i would love to see who sent what next to the song standings as i'm always having trouble figuring out who sent what from just the writeups :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 09:58:54 AM
You guys are terrible at this  :lol
eliminating one person per round like that means this is gonna ever end at this rate

i would love to see who sent what next to the song standings as i'm always having trouble figuring out who sent what from just the writeups :P

With swift submissions I can manage up to two rounds per day

Standings are that way otherwise no one would read the writeups  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 09:59:53 AM
Can somebody walk me out.  I'm too old to get off the concrete.  :lol


Thanks for having me again.  It was a blast.  I'll join Greg chirping at you all. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 13, 2020, 10:00:37 AM
 

Standings are that way otherwise no one would read the writeups  :D
:lol

I will, buddy. I will.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 13, 2020, 10:02:05 AM
Can somebody walk me out.  I'm too old to get off the concrete.  :lol


Grab my hand, green tongue oaf. I'll buy you a cold beer.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 10:05:02 AM

Standings are that way otherwise no one would read the writeups  :D
:lol

I will, buddy. I will.

Thanks, mate. That gives me strengHt. A lot of strengHt.  ;)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 13, 2020, 10:05:55 AM
 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 10:06:04 AM
I read them! I adore the drama.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 10:11:43 AM
I read them! I adore the drama.

Me NOT using the Monica meme again should tell you how much I'm grateful!  :-*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 10:16:15 AM
I read them! I adore the drama.

Me NOT using the Monica meme again should tell you how much I'm grateful!  :-*

Meme away, you'll never douse the flame that burns so bright in my heart!

(https://i.imgur.com/RpMSKmG.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: lonestar on May 13, 2020, 10:48:19 AM
Wow, I survived being hit by  my song of the year from last year.... I honestly have mixed feelings about it  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, romdrums, ariich, Stadler, lonestar
Post by: lonestar on May 13, 2020, 10:58:54 AM
And sent....fuckers...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 11:18:23 AM
Sending in just a moment.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Podaar on May 13, 2020, 11:27:54 AM
Sending in just a moment.

Okay Nina, in corporate accounts payable.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 11:37:39 AM
Sending in just a moment.

Okay Nina, in corporate accounts payable.

Song is in the mail.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Evermind on May 13, 2020, 11:40:56 AM
Chad, I hope at least you will be able to finally eliminate somebody as apparently only Puppies was able do this lately
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fifth Buzzer Gone
Post by: romdrums on May 13, 2020, 01:02:59 PM
Yeah, with how you guys are doing on the elimination front, it looks like I will need to survive five rounds to win this :lol

romdrums gets massive props from me for trying to kick RJ out with IQ, that would've been play of the roulette if you succeeded :tup

It was too good to pass up.  No offense to RJ at all, it was just too perfect not to try it!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 01:04:11 PM
It was perfect Piper behaviour!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: romdrums on May 13, 2020, 01:06:13 PM
Sent for next round.  I make no apologies.  :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 01:09:28 PM
Guys, all submissions in, thank you!  :metal





Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Crow on May 13, 2020, 01:09:49 PM
hang the man  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 01:10:53 PM
After dinnerman
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Elite on May 13, 2020, 04:09:22 PM
3 hour dinner sounds great!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 13, 2020, 04:45:33 PM
3 hour dinner sounds great!
That's how the Italians do it.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 04:49:40 PM
Pretty sure it's 2 and a half hours of wine and then a half hour for dinner.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 04:54:05 PM
After dinnerman

New Soundgarden?  Lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 04:56:08 PM
Nope. Dinnerman actually sounds good.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 04:58:23 PM
 :lol

__d ________ - ________ __ ______
D___ ______ - _____ __ ___ _____
____ ____d - ___________ ____
______ ____ - ________
___ - ____d_____
___ _______ - ___ __ __

Guessed letters: D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 04:59:35 PM
D for death to more than one person this round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 05:00:57 PM
Nope. Dinnerman actually sounds good.

How would you know?  You were in a coma.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 05:01:54 PM
:lol

___ ________ - ________ __ ______
____ ______ - _____ __ ___ _____
____ _____ - ___________ ____
______ ____ - ________
___ - __________
___ _______ - ___ __ __

Is it weird that none of these fit my submission?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 05:05:24 PM
Nope. Dinnerman actually sounds good.

How would you know?  You were in a coma.

I saw them twice.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: ariich on May 13, 2020, 05:05:52 PM
:lol

___ ________ - ________ __ ______
____ ______ - _____ __ ___ _____
____ _____ - ___________ ____
______ ____ - ________
___ - __________
___ _______ - ___ __ __

Is it weird that none of these fit my submission?
Nor mine.

Shenanigans!

Also give us an E, please.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Crow on May 13, 2020, 05:07:55 PM
Hangman + Bizarro together at last
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Elite on May 13, 2020, 05:09:45 PM
Finally!

Such a shame it's bed-time!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 05:11:20 PM
_ed _e__e___ - ________ __ _e__e_
Dee_ _____e - ____e __ __e ___e_
____ ____d - ___________ ____
_e____ ____ - ________
_e_ - ____d_____
__e _e___e_ - _e_ __ __

Guessed letters: D,E




 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 05:14:14 PM
Deep Purple-Stadler
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: ariich on May 13, 2020, 05:14:17 PM
First two are Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple.

And then Pink Floyd.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Crow on May 13, 2020, 05:14:22 PM
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
Yes - Roundabout
The Beatles - Let It Be

this is a great troll
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: ariich on May 13, 2020, 05:15:09 PM
Alright Cyril wins. Next!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 05:15:22 PM
The real one:

_e___ __ ______ - ____ __ _e_
_e___ _________ - ____
__e_e E___e - __e De___'_ _____ ___d
___d_ __ _____ - _____ __ ___
___ - ____ _ _____e
_____ ___ ___d_ ______ - _ _ ___d_

Guessed letters: D,E
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Crow on May 13, 2020, 05:15:47 PM
I couldn't figure out the sixth one, what was it?  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: King Postwhore on May 13, 2020, 05:17:48 PM
Nope. Dinnerman actually sounds good.

How would you know?  You were in a coma.

I saw them twice.

The cat is out of the bag!   :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 05:18:17 PM
I couldn't figure out the sixth one, what was it?  :lol

D G Bb C Db C
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 05:20:42 PM
Steve Earle-The Devil's Right Hand-Stadler
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 05:22:29 PM
?: _e___ __ ______ - ____ __ _e_
?: _e___ _________ - ____
Stadler: Steve Earlee - The Devil's Right Hand
?: ___d_ __ _____ - _____ __ ___
?: ___ - ____ _ _____e
?: _____ ___ ___d_ ______ - _ _ ___d_

Guessed letters: D,E
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: The Walrus on May 13, 2020, 05:27:13 PM
A
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 05:29:29 PM
?: _ea__ __ ______ - Lost at Sea
?: _e___ _a_a_____ - ____
Stadler: Steve Earle - The Devil's Right Hand
?: ___d_ __ __a__ - _____ __ ___
?: Ark - Just a Little
?: _a___ _a_ _a_d_ _a_a__ - _ _ __ad_

Guessed letters: D,E,A
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 05:56:02 PM
Lost At Sea
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 06:23:14 PM
Ark-Just A Little

EDIT: Heart Of Cygnus-Romdrums?



And give me a T.

I guess I'm the only one playing...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: romdrums on May 13, 2020, 06:45:02 PM
H
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 06:47:44 PM
 :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 06:51:43 PM
?: Heart of Cygnus - Lost at Sea
?: _e_r_ _a_a___h_ - ____
Stadler: Steve Earle - The Devil's Right Hand
?: __rd_ __ __a__ - _h__t __ ___
?: Ark - Just a Little
?: _a_h_ _a_ Ra_d_ _a_a__ - R _ R_ad_

Guessed letters: Totally Amazing Dudes Earning Roulette Hangman
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: romdrums on May 13, 2020, 06:52:11 PM
R
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 07:28:31 PM
Things being heavily exploited in this bout:

My love for 80's Maiden
My love for Dio Sabbath
My Al Di Meola worship
My addiction to all things funky
My admiration for brilliant lyrics
My silly sense of humour
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 07:34:03 PM
S
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 07:36:22 PM
?: Heart of Cygnus - Lost at Sea
?: Se_r_ _a_a___h_ - ____
Stadler: Steve Earle - The Devil's Right Hand
jingle: Lords of Black - Ghost of You
?: Ark - Just a Little
?: Macho Man Randy Savage - R U Ready?

Guessed letters: Totally Amazing Sleepless Dudes Earning Roulette Hangman

*forgot a couple of E's earlier
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 07:40:08 PM
Macho Man Randy Savage-R U Ready

R U Serious??


Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 07:44:57 PM
Ghost Of You-Lords Of Black-J Boy
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: lonestar on May 13, 2020, 07:51:40 PM
Macho Man Randy Savage-R U Ready

R U Serious??

Just spun it good lord it's gloriously idiotic and fantastic
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 07:52:49 PM
Lonestar sent Macho Man!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 08:04:35 PM
I am so focking jealous of that submission.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 13, 2020, 08:30:56 PM
Why do I get the feeling that Jingle is targeting me with Lords of Black.

That's a brilliant song by the way. And is definitely the 80's Maiden or Dio exploitation. I would say Dio, since his vocals sound a lot like Dio's.

Also also, if Jingle did target me, well, it's been a good ride. Sting will ride off in to the sunset again.

But he will be back if there are any shenanigans that needs to be taken care of. Macho Man, I'm looking at you!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 08:35:12 PM
N
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Cool Chris on May 13, 2020, 08:36:03 PM
Someone sent me Lords of Black in my roulette (TAC)? Don't recall the song but one of the top submissions I received throughout the whole thing.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 08:39:15 PM
Someone sent me Lords of Black in my roulette (TAC)? Don't recall the song but one of the top submissions I received throughout the whole thing.

That would've been Chad. I'm not sure I've ever sent them.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 08:45:09 PM
?: Heart of Cygnus - Lost at Sea
?: Senri Kawaguchi - Onyx
Stadler: Steve Earle - The Devil's Right Hand
jingle: Lords of Black - Ghost of You
?: Ark - Just a Little
?: Macho Man Randy Savage - R U Ready?

Guessed letters: Totally Amazing Sleepless Dudes Earning Night Roulette Hangman
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 08:47:44 PM
Senri Kawaguchi-Onyx

WTF kind of round is this??
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Cool Chris on May 13, 2020, 08:50:06 PM
Someone sent me Lords of Black in my roulette (TAC)? Don't recall the song but one of the top submissions I received throughout the whole thing.

That would've been Chad. I'm not sure I've ever sent them.

Yep, and the same song too.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 08:52:21 PM
Cygnus-Pup
Senri-Ariich
Ark-RJ
Macho-Rom
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 08:54:20 PM
Incredibly top heavy round


Puppies: Heart of Cygnus - Lost at Sea
lonestar: Senri Kawaguchi - Onyx
Stadler: Steve Earle - The Devil's Right Hand
jingle: Lords of Black - Ghost of You
ariich: Ark - Just a Little
romdrums: Macho Man Randy Savage - R U Ready?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 08:59:13 PM
Lonestar, what in the focking F is that? Is that a babymetal solo album?
You turning Japanese?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 09:09:54 PM
Top spot is a bloody coin flip
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: TAC on May 13, 2020, 09:12:14 PM
After hearing all of them, I wouldn't be surprised to hear the Japanese girl win. Rom better hope no one challenged him..
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 09:18:41 PM
rom challenged himself  :D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 09:48:08 PM
Someone sent me Lords of Black in my roulette (TAC)? Don't recall the song but one of the top submissions I received throughout the whole thing.

That would've been Chad. I'm not sure I've ever sent them.

Yep, and the same song too.

Yes... yes it was.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: lonestar on May 13, 2020, 10:03:23 PM
After hearing all of them, I wouldn't be surprised to hear the Japanese girl win. Rom better hope no one challenged him..

 :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: jingle.boy on May 13, 2020, 10:08:06 PM
Lonestar, what in the focking F is that? Is that a babymetal solo album?
You turning Japanese?

Sounds like something that would be played for Letterman's studio audience during commercial breaks.  Cool and funky tho!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 10:17:22 PM
Click Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzzOnEX5pbo)



and Here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJnl8bk1Zgk)


Vindi MacMahon is shocked.


“W(W)TF?”


Yes, your eyes and ears aren't playing tricks. It seems Predator had its way with Governor Ventura, and the Body's number went to the excellence of execution, Bret The Chadman Hart, gloriously back to redeem '97 Survivor Series. The audience goes bonkers as the aqua net hero puts his  epic melancholia sunglasses (https://open.spotify.com/track/6lMoqo1Ztrqw1AY5A4Sjpt?si=DgQQW30gRo-y-vPD8xNz_w) on a starstruck kid's nose.

Meanwhile, the Piper is on full Hearts of Midlothian taunt mode:

“Aaaawww, couldn't catch me Macho? Here, lemme sing you a  ditty (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9LwGdr-oLs) I wrote just for you!”

“Gene, is he really singing a song? It's the ballsiest craziest move I've seen in RouletteMania history!”

“Yes, Brain. He plays his own kind of music”

But the music gets abruptly interrupted by a fluo pink blur storming the ring.

“No one touches my Macho Man when I'm around!” - Bret applying a spine-crushing Sharpshooter on the wild scotsman.

“Gonna pay now, ooooohhh yeahhh! Foley, bring your sock!” - Savage elbowing with funky glee. (https://open.spotify.com/track/1HmxotL2XfPk2NLMvaPkm4?si=bD-BHIOtTgKhdJWD15_yOA)

“Have a nice day!” - MicKISS Foley stuffing Mr Socko inside Roddy's mouth, while reciting an  amazing essay on responsibility vs blame. (https://open.spotify.com/track/4oMdOvnDpv6QyMnvrUc6sM?si=cvpS6WhQQR2vlatxoKXI1Q)

“sfgdsdhagfgk jhfdsalsdςkhdaslkhςlΰ FGFGKYFLKYHFLηYUηLη!” - Piper

“Is that a Thy Catafalque song?” - Chadman

“Is Thy Catafalque a real band?” - Foley

“Pull the sock off his mouth for fock's sake!” - Savage

The gum-chewing fiend extricates himself from the gangbang.

“Ok, you win! I'm outta bubblegum and outta here!” - and so the man marching to his own beat throws himself out of the ring and into the audience's embrace. Never a heel was more beloved.

Meanwhile, Dave Rich Smith has finally done combing his braids; it appears he has beef with the scorpion in black

“Oy, pasty face! Robert Smith is a national treasure, and I won't let a bloody punter mock his looks!”

He attempts a  Friday Night in San Francisco Snap Jab (https://open.spotify.com/track/4E6r73n31HxfSXObteixiy?si=sLoQL2ZKTxK7FMTEJ4s8eg), but Sting is unmovable. The more he stays in the ring, the stronger he gets.

“Sorry, Dog. I have bigger fish and chips to fry” - The wrestler_on_acid, moving away from his current opponet and towards Foley. It's time to settle the fashion contest between black metal coats and grunge shirts.

“It's time, Foley. Any last words?”

“Your elbow pads are dirty, and your shoes are laced up wrong. You'd better take off your make up, 'cause your overcoat is too long”

Homburg is the last straw. This time the  Maiden Collection Gorilla Press (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SVj0C66O3Wv9gG_QXuz3sz0DkLyAFxFg/view?usp=sharing) succeeds in speeding Foley across the third rope, onto a floor regrettably (for Mick) devoid of thumbtacks.

Four men, four corners, and the defending champ is coming.




Challenges:

lonestar, Stadler, and jingle targeted romdrums
romdrums targeted lonestar
ariich targeted Puppies
Puppies targeted Stadler

Eliminated:

romdrums. You paid the piper because you played the Piper like a pro. Mad respect, this roulette's spirit thoroughly fulfilled.

Stadler. The grief to see the themes-meister go is only surpassed by the joy to see Gene Simmons around once again. Thanks!

Survivors:

ariich
jingle
lonestar
Puppies


Song Standings:

Lords of Black – Ghost of You / Heart of Cygnus – Lost at Sea (tie)
Ark – Just a Little / Senri Kawaguchi – Onyx (tie)
Steve Earle – The Devil's Right Hand
Macho Man Randy Savage – R U Ready






Tic toc, TAC!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: lonestar on May 13, 2020, 10:38:37 PM
Oooh yeah....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 13, 2020, 10:40:29 PM
Mick, this is payback for Lockdown 2009!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Crow on May 13, 2020, 11:00:09 PM
how many people are still left, sheesh  :lol
2 is better than 1 but still!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 13, 2020, 11:03:42 PM
Less dogpiling and more people challenging each other is the recipe, but it's alright. A full ring is fun.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 13, 2020, 11:26:30 PM
And sent!

Slackers! :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: lonestar on May 14, 2020, 12:09:36 AM
And sent!

Slackers! :corn

Sent an hour before you, just chose not to be an obnoxious douchebag about it.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 14, 2020, 12:14:05 AM
Quick question Alex - can we send more than one song in the rumble like we could in the previous stages, or is it strictly one track only?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 12:21:42 AM
No problem with more than one.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 14, 2020, 12:22:30 AM
:tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 14, 2020, 12:37:36 AM
And sent!

Slackers! :corn

Sent an hour before you, just chose not to be an obnoxious douchebag about it.  :biggrin:
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2c02ec0c804cfb865c39c07334d2db66/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 12:38:57 AM
Let me be more specific: more than one is ok provided they’re by the same act, otherwise the blocking game spins out of control.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 14, 2020, 01:28:07 AM
Props to Puppies for surviving that long while being targeted for the last few rounds. By the way no one targeted Rich again :lol

Also damn, that's quite an impressive list of remaining participants.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2020, 02:35:51 AM
That's right baby!  Boy, sure glad I didn't target Puppies, lest Mr. McMahon have to make an agonizing decision.

Now, to continue to layeth the smacketh down on someone's candy-ass.  #CatchPhrasePlagiarism.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 05:06:07 AM
Interesting that Lonestar and J-Boy would target Romdrums. I kind of don't understand that.

I have no idea who to target. All are quite formidable.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Elite on May 14, 2020, 05:07:44 AM
Target me, TAC. Do it!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2020, 05:27:07 AM
Interesting that Lonestar and J-Boy would target Romdrums. I kind of don't understand that.

I have no idea who to target. All are quite formidable.

Punishment.  You mow another man's lawn, you get a beatdown.

For me, it's SummerSlan '93 this round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 05:38:17 AM
And I know I'm inviting a tag team beatdown, but it seemed like a pussy move.
No offence to the Piper, of course.



It was a real tough choice on who to target. Everyone is a threat.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
It was a real tough choice on who to target. Everyone is a threat.

The only threat comes from he who targets you.   :yarr
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 05:50:12 AM
It was a real tough choice on who to target. Everyone is a threat.

The only threat comes from he who targets you.   :yarr

As you're about to find out! :yarr :yarr
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 05:56:15 AM
Everything's in, my friends.

I'm "glad" to announce there will be at least two certain mathematical eliminations, and one mathematical survival
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 05:59:59 AM
Welp, that was fun! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 14, 2020, 06:09:01 AM
Everything's in, my friends.

I'm "glad" to announce there will be at least two certain mathematical eliminations, and one mathematical survival
Interesting - two head-to-head match ups, perhaps?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 06:10:27 AM
Exactly!

Answering the questions below: yes, two couples have formed and one player hasn't been targeted
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: ariich on May 14, 2020, 06:13:38 AM
Exactly!
Interesting. And I'm guessing in one of those match ups, neither person was targeted by anyone else, hence one guaranteed survival? Either that or someone simply wasn't targeted by anyone.

I didn't have any particular rationale for the wrestler I targeted, but if I'm in one of those head-to-heads then I'm glad I chose them!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Podaar on May 14, 2020, 06:24:22 AM
Great over night, late night activity. I like that Rom took himself out of the race with that song.  :lol  I actually tried to find out if the Iron Sheik ever recorded a song, but it didn't occur to me to see if the other wrestler's had. Good move, Romdrums!!  :tup :tup

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2020, 06:51:55 AM
Everything's in, my friends.

I'm "glad" to announce there will be at least two certain mathematical eliminations, and one mathematical survival

So, 1 person is already guaranteed to move on, and 2 others will - mathematically speaking.  Ergo, next round will be a final 4 with the entrance of Comrade Volkoff.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 06:59:04 AM
Everything's in, my friends.

I'm "glad" to announce there will be at least two certain mathematical eliminations, and one mathematical survival

So, 1 person is already guaranteed to move on, and 2 others will - mathematically speaking.  Ergo, next round will be a final 4 with the entrance of Comrade Volkoff.

Not quite mathematically speaking. The unchallenged is still challenging.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 07:06:21 AM
I have zero doubt that the person that I challenged, challenged me as well.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Evermind on May 14, 2020, 07:21:42 AM
Minimum two eliminations this time then, good news!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 07:51:08 AM
Click Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzzOnEX5pbo)


And – sorry wrestling purists, but it was written since the beginning:


Click Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDVLMS_Yhe4)


The champ is here, ladies and gents, dressed in his emerald green number 33 feathered robe and laughing at your inane pop references. A kid in a Winger t-shirt has the audacity to perk up and boo TAC Flair, and his face is instantanealy introduced to the '19 EMR (Encino Man Roulette) Champion Belt's cold metal.

“He walks like a champ, Gene. That's confidence!”

“Damn right, Brain. He's showing everyone he can both throw shit at MacMahon AND be the champ …. wait, WHAT IN THE HECK IS THIS?”

“Oh my god, IT'S RIC FLAIR'S MUSIC!”


Click Here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23KSIKYCB-M)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: jjrock88 on May 14, 2020, 07:52:50 AM
Woooooooooooo, today has to be a sad day in the home of momma Tac in Boston Massachusetts.  Because Momma Tac, your boy, Big Tim,  is no longer a recognized champion in this roulette. A man without a belt is like a man without a country.  So Big Tim, you greased up muscle head punk, hahaha, you’ve got no belt and nothing to brag about and nothing to stand on.  I love it.  All your fans are girls in training underwear. Wooooooooo, that’s what I do in the morning when I kick five women out of bed.  And they go wo wo wo wo because they know they’ve been with the champion and rode Space Mountain.  I’m stylin and profilin and this is a man’s sport. When you’re talking franchise, money, notoriety, women, you’re talking Ric Flair pal. I’m a Rolex wearin, diamond ring wearin, kiss stealing, wheelin dealin, limousine ridin, jet flyin, son of a gun.  But Big Tim, you can ride down the road with that golden retriever you call a woman, but you will never be able to say you’re the world champion.  You will never put the title in your old pick up truck, next to your blue jeans, cowboy boots and cut off t-shirt.  You have to be born a champion and Tim, you might be able to get a job with Ric Flair incorporated if you’re lucky. Think about it .  They all want to be like the Nature Boy and Ric Flair is the man and the greatest of them all. Do you know what it’s like to come out here and captivate the female audience the way I do? I mean, the girls over here are hollering Slick Ric.  That’s what they holler when I go through the airport.  You have to look at the total influence that Ric Flair has.  Modern day sex symbol, custom from head to toe courtesy of Michaels in Kansas City, and the Worlds Heavyweight Wrestling Champion.  You have to know the impact I have on Tim Crowley.  He dream’s about being the world champion. Well brother, keep right on dreaming.  Tim, you’ll never make a name for yourself beating up punks.  You have to jump on Ric Flair and make it stick. Then you will be something in this great sport. Now, let’s talk about the man who exemplifies America more than any other individual today.  Me.  It means I can drive a Lincoln Continental, a Mercedes, a Rolls, a Corvette, the biggest house on the biggest side of town.  Tim, I’ve kissed all the girls and made them cry.  That’s us, the Four Horsemen, wooooooooooo. Ladies, wooooooooooo, it is so hard to be humble, when you’re looking like Ric Flair.  And to cap last nights events, as I walked out of New York City, every woman within a hundred yards was hollering here comes the boss. And Bruce Springsteen was nowhere to be seen.  Arnold Schwarzenegger, be glad you’re making movies. Tim Crowley, my suit and these lizard shoes cost more than your house pal.  If you don’t like it, learn to love it.  I’m every women’s dream and every man’s nightmare. Remember girls, when Ric Flair is in town, it’s showtime! Woooooo. Just know one thing Tim, to be the man, you gotta beat the man. And Ric Flair, wooooooo, is the man. Diamonds are forever, and so is Ric Flair.

Classic swerve by Booker Alex Rhodes and the dirtiest player in the game.

I’m in and song sent!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: The Walrus on May 14, 2020, 07:58:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/pxKG1Kr.gif)

SPECTACULAR!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 14, 2020, 08:00:14 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: Podaar on May 14, 2020, 08:01:37 AM
 :lol

What the actual fuck? Was Tim doing such a bad job of using Flair's persona, that JJ had to come in and relieve him of the character?! I love it!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Bell: Puppies, r-drums, ariich, Stadler, l-star, jingle
Post by: romdrums on May 14, 2020, 08:07:14 AM
Macho Man Randy Savage-R U Ready

R U Serious??

Just spun it good lord it's gloriously idiotic and fantastic

That whole album is unintentional comedy gold.  It's mostly a Kid Rock knock off fueled by cocaine and slim-jims, with your generic party/club anthems, a Hulk Hogan diss track, and a tribute to Mr. Perfect.  I think he put some real effort into his performance, and admittedly, his vocal delivery kinda pulls it all together.  My friends and I used to play this regularly when it came out and laugh our asses off.  "When the ladies hear my voice their knees start to wobble" is a glorious line.  :rollin :metal


Eliminated:

romdrums. You paid the piper because you played the Piper like a pro. Mad respect, this roulette's spirit thoroughly fulfilled.




Thank you, good sir.   :hat :tup

(https://i.gifer.com/FfWj.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 08:10:56 AM
Um.. What just happened? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: The Walrus on May 14, 2020, 08:12:02 AM
"a Kid Rock knock off fueled by cocaine and slim-jims"

Between this and the recent identify theft I'm howling with laughter
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: romdrums on May 14, 2020, 08:12:49 AM
:lol

What the actual fuck? Was Tim doing such a bad job of using Flair's persona, that JJ had to come in and relieve him of the character?! I love it!

This roulette gets better and better.

(https://i.gifer.com/Fg5R.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: ariich on May 14, 2020, 08:32:58 AM
Wait we have two Ric Flairs?

What kind of crazy ass time travel/parallel universe story do we have going on here?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 14, 2020, 08:36:11 AM
Sting is not amused by Ric Flair or the Ric Flair impersonator. He will drown them both in their own tears.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Sixth Buzzer Gone
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2020, 08:42:23 AM
Woooooooooooo, today has to be a sad day in the home of momma Tac in Boston Massachusetts.  Because Momma Tac, your boy, Big Tim,  is no longer a recognized champion in this roulette. A man without a belt is like a man without a country.  So Big Tim, you greased up muscle head punk, hahaha, you’ve got no belt and nothing to brag about and nothing to stand on.  I love it.  All your fans are girls in training underwear. Wooooooooo, that’s what I do in the morning when I kick five women out of bed.  And they go wo wo wo wo because they know they’ve been with the champion and rode Space Mountain.  I’m stylin and profilin and this is a man’s sport. When you’re talking franchise, money, notoriety, women, you’re talking Ric Flair pal. I’m a Rolex wearin, diamond ring wearin, kiss stealing, wheelin dealin, limousine ridin, jet flyin, son of a gun.  But Big Tim, you can ride down the road with that golden retriever you call a woman, but you will never be able to say you’re the world champion.  You will never put the title in your old pick up truck, next to your blue jeans, cowboy boots and cut off t-shirt.  You have to be born a champion and Tim, you might be able to get a job with Ric Flair incorporated if you’re lucky. Think about it .  They all want to be like the Nature Boy and Ric Flair is the man and the greatest of them all. Do you know what it’s like to come out here and captivate the female audience the way I do? I mean, the girls over here are hollering Slick Ric.  That’s what they holler when I go through the airport.  You have to look at the total influence that Ric Flair has.  Modern day sex symbol, custom from head to toe courtesy of Michaels in Kansas City, and the Worlds Heavyweight Wrestling Champion.  You have to know the impact I have on Tim Crowley.  He dream’s about being the world champion. Well brother, keep right on dreaming.  Tim, you’ll never make a name for yourself beating up punks.  You have to jump on Ric Flair and make it stick. Then you will be something in this great sport. Now, let’s talk about the man who exemplifies America more than any other individual today.  Me.  It means I can drive a Lincoln Continental, a Mercedes, a Rolls, a Corvette, the biggest house on the biggest side of town.  Tim, I’ve kissed all the girls and made them cry.  That’s us, the Four Horsemen, wooooooooooo. Ladies, wooooooooooo, it is so hard to be humble, when you’re looking like Ric Flair.  And to cap last nights events, as I walked out of New York City, every woman within a hundred yards was hollering here comes the boss. And Bruce Springsteen was nowhere to be seen.  Arnold Schwarzenegger, be glad you’re making movies. Tim Crowley, my suit and these lizard shoes cost more than your house pal.  If you don’t like it, learn to love it.  I’m every women’s dream and every man’s nightmare. Remember girls, when Ric Flair is in town, it’s showtime! Woooooo. Just know one thing Tim, to be the man, you gotta beat the man. And Ric Flair, wooooooo, is the man. Diamonds are forever, and so is Ric Flair.

Classic swerve by Booker Alex Rhodes and the dirtiest player in the game.

I’m in and song sent!!

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/10Vz8I1AHa0qVa/200w.webp?cid=ecf05e47500b98ff716a13e5bb8379a828882db039ff519f&rid=200w.webp) (https://media2.giphy.com/media/sWBOpINwXnW7K/giphy.webp?cid=ecf05e47500b98ff716a13e5bb8379a828882db039ff519f&rid=giphy.webp) (https://media2.giphy.com/media/fnQo80BwqVXjiJ3D4N/200.webp?cid=ecf05e472e994f7d914311f36fee7018bb789f9a1cd9a66e&rid=200.webp) (https://media1.giphy.com/media/1fi9dWv7Kj6FCg1R1j/200w.webp?cid=ecf05e4702f082a442950b0920780eeb5954c8dae9fad5b7&rid=200w.webp)

Nothing ever in Roulette history or lore will ever top this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: lonestar on May 14, 2020, 08:57:21 AM
I'm so confused. Thoroughly entertained, but confused. Ooh yeah.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: Stadler on May 14, 2020, 09:11:08 AM
I got eliminated, and yet this last page was worth all of it.  I'm sitting here laughing like a hyena.  I was going to pick out lines of that Rik Flair explosion, but there are too many!

And given that Kid Rock HIMSELF is fueled by cocaine and slim jims, that analogy is priceless! 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: Elite on May 14, 2020, 09:27:39 AM
What the hell is going on :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: romdrums on May 14, 2020, 09:28:04 AM
Ric Flair is cocaine in human form.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 09:29:50 AM
Ric Flair is cocaine in human form.

I beg to differ. Cocaine is Ric Flair in powder  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: Crow on May 14, 2020, 10:07:35 AM
am I a coke to you?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: ariich on May 14, 2020, 10:11:16 AM
results when
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 10:11:36 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: romdrums on May 14, 2020, 10:32:27 AM
Ric Flair is cocaine in human form.

I beg to differ. Cocaine is Ric Flair in powder  :lol

 :rollin
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 10:36:40 AM

“What a shock, Gene! Our champ is just a decent, normal metal-head fellow! ”

“It is what it is and viceversa, Brain. But back to the Rumble!”


It takes the real Nature Boy approximatively 0.8 seconds to claim ownership of center ring, leaving the four flabbergasted contestants to witness greatness from their corners.

“I don't need to beat Bonesaw, Bo Derek, Brandon Lee, and Ozzy's Song to show the world who's the boss, but I'll honour you suckers with this ...”

Four furious chops, four blooded chests, and – back at center stage – the ultimate insult: a glorious  Flair Flop. (https://open.spotify.com/track/1cSqpjTwZsKScPgYQhEsom?si=jjtd4DsqQwSf1yn8pyUPGg)

“See? Only Flair can drop Flair. Carry on with the silly games. I'm out and I'm taking all the women, Elizabeth included. Damn, i'm taking the dog as well. Wooooooooooo(f)!”

And like that … huge pop … he's gone.

(https://i.imgur.com/9RtI8Lq.gif)


“Gene, I believe we have just watched history in the making.”

“Absolutely, Brain. Look, even VIndi McMahon is weeping with joy”

“With joy, or due to his own flatulence. We'll never know. But BACK TO THE MATCH!”


Sting approaches the only man he has not defeated last year:

“So, you pulled a Keyser Soze?”

“Guess so. WTF is Keyser Soze? DH for the Orioles?”

And so they grapple. The kabuki man tries to entrap the defending champion with a  Neverending Scorpion Death Lock (https://open.spotify.com/track/3clMi9CkiSLa4RRj67IWmq?si=SWNC-IXETvmDI7LHwMqKlw), but TAC deftly reverses it with a Tune o' the Troubles Boston Crab. (https://open.spotify.com/track/6hVRx6HRlse6nnioucqNTG?si=hJF4050-QtyaXKcsbByfwg) He can sense Sting's body cracking and procedes to lift the foe and toss him out of the ring.

“You should have never left The Police, bub. Ok, clowns, who's next?”

“The Macho Man is, oooooh yeah” - Replies Savage, showing a menacing  Highly Emotional Elbow. (https://open.spotify.com/track/3wynWk9f1EopMj2Y9P7ZOe?si=eNfCPp3eQRGqQanPdun_GA)

“Hey, I get that reference! The Village People, right? HA! How do you like them apples?”

“I focking give up” - Turns back, looking for Elizabeth.


Meanwhile, on the other half of the ring:

“Davey, brother, let's show the world how we do things in dad's doungeon”

A nod from the Bulldog, and they're off. A technical orgy of movesets, wrestling at its artiest, leads the two frenemies dangerously close to the ropes. A  Home Uppercut (https://open.spotify.com/track/5Nzq4rAdtXJPtqPTWRcrZt?si=HxbCzfJnR4yfOWqnEH34Aw) almost does the job for the Chadman, before an incredible  Indi's Wheelhouse Hip Toss (https://open.spotify.com/track/32LcBkCDgissm3eevnYZkR?si=f-mV3kklSmOnGNm0NJi6Kw) from the Bulldog sends him outside the ring. Great duel.


And then there were three, waiting for the red mentalist.



Challenges:

lonestar targeted TAC
Puppies and TAC targeted each other
ariich and jingle targeted each other
jj targeted awesomeness, and he  won (https://open.spotify.com/track/1cSqpjTwZsKScPgYQhEsom?si=I8VusaR1QmyxVrM_qz2MHw)

Eliminated:

Puppies. What a great run, iron man, and what great tunes you sent. Thank you!

Jingle. You among everyone should appreciate how I must keep Rich happy while I'm in his roulette. I'm obviously kidding, bro. The most interesting song won, is all. Thank you for the great participation and wrasslin' advice.

Survivors:

TAC
ariich
lonestar

Song Standings:

David Maxim Micic – Mbiguni Amina
Comedy of Errors – The Cause
Lost in Thought – Beyond the Flames
TesseracT – Tourniquet
Arch/Matheos – Kindred Spirits


Please, a big round of applause to JJ. Unforgettable.



Evermind, ___ ___ ____ __ ___ ____!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 14, 2020, 10:51:53 AM
Jingle. You among everyone should appreciate how I must keep Rich happy while I'm in his roulette. I'm obviously kidding, bro.
:lol Chad wouldn't agree anyway, given he targeted me. :P

Really glad you liked the song so much - I thought you would, but I also felt a bit cautious for some reason which was why I sent you Strange Night as well. Very happy that this was the one you preferred though, it's amazing. :D

EDIT: Damn, so that's Tim, RJ and Ruslan I'm up against now. That's a tough bunch to beat.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: lonestar on May 14, 2020, 11:04:02 AM
Glad to have survived, grateful no one targeted me lol


I'm on a road trip so I won't be able to send till later tonight.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Elite on May 14, 2020, 11:18:06 AM
Mbinguni Amina is amazing
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 11:19:08 AM
Glad to have survived, grateful no one targeted me lol


Glad to see you grew some nads.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: The Walrus on May 14, 2020, 11:23:39 AM
Should've sent Blood Red Diamond, Chad :tup!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 11:24:38 AM
Should've sent Blood Red Diamond, Chad :tup!!

He did as well
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 11:25:51 AM
I literally brainstormed that album for this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2020, 11:49:36 AM
That was a Montreal screwjob if I ever heard one!  It's November 1997 all over again.  :lol

And with that, off to Dubya See Dubya

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f4ff816550afddd2065c3f374b946bd1/tenor.gif?itemid=11457303)

I will note this.... these are the only writeups in any roulette I've ever played where I don't scroll to the bottom to read the results first, then the writeup.  The buildup and anticipation far outweighs the result.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: jjrock88 on May 14, 2020, 11:56:07 AM
My downfall was getting distracted by Stephanie’s hammers and yelling too much at the fatboy in the front row!

Awesome job with this Alex and great booking  :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 14, 2020, 12:34:56 PM
TAC eliminated Puppies with Comedy of Errors? :lol Now that's some irony alright.

Sending in a few minutes, just need to pick my victim.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 12:36:09 PM
TAC eliminated Puppies with Comedy of Errors? :lol Now that's some irony alright.

Sending in a few minutes, just need to pick my victim.

How so?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 14, 2020, 12:38:59 PM
TAC eliminated Puppies with Comedy of Errors? :lol Now that's some irony alright.

Sending in a few minutes, just need to pick my victim.

How so?

Wasn't it Puppies who won my roulette sending Comedy of Errors against you in the last album round?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 14, 2020, 12:41:35 PM
It's a shame Chad is out btw, he was my first target in case he would've survived
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: romdrums on May 14, 2020, 12:46:52 PM
TAC, go out and win this thing.

(https://i.gifer.com/Fwzi.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 14, 2020, 12:51:36 PM
Sent two songs in case one of them is banned. Let's do this!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 12:59:29 PM
TAC eliminated Puppies with Comedy of Errors? :lol Now that's some irony alright.

Sending in a few minutes, just need to pick my victim.

How so?

Wasn't it Puppies who won my roulette sending Comedy of Errors against you in the last album round?

I don’t know. I know I lost to him but I have no idea what he used. Did he use that??

Oh no I feel so bad. If I knew that I would’ve not used it against him. That’s not kosher.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2020, 01:00:40 PM
It's a shame Chad is out btw, he was my first target in case he would've survived

Everybody wants a piece of Canada.

@ TAC... yeah, that's irony considering your comments a few pages back.  Touching another man's grill with his own tools!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 14, 2020, 01:02:20 PM
TAC eliminated Puppies with Comedy of Errors? :lol Now that's some irony alright.

Sending in a few minutes, just need to pick my victim.

How so?

Wasn't it Puppies who won my roulette sending Comedy of Errors against you in the last album round?

I don’t know. I know I lost to him but I have no idea what he used. Did he use that??

Oh no I feel so bad. If I knew that I would’ve not used it against him. That’s not kosher.

Yes he did, it was

The Reticent - On the Eve of the Goodbye (you) vs Moonsorrow - Verisδkeet (Puppies)
Farmakon - A Warm Glimpse (you) vs Jeff Buckley - Grace (Puppies)
Dark the Suns - Life Eternal (you) vs Comedy of Errors - Fanfare & Fantasy (Puppies)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 14, 2020, 01:16:57 PM
Best. Roulette. Ever.

JJ you should have been in this from the start. That entrance was fucking epic!  :lol

TAC, you always rag on me for being old...looks like your senior moments are screwing with your ethics, Gramps.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 01:19:16 PM
I have ethics. Just no memory.


I’m so sorry Pup!! :blush :blush
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 14, 2020, 01:22:12 PM
I have ethics. Just no memory.

That's what I said.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2020, 01:26:13 PM
I’m so sorry Pup!! :blush :blush

That's what she said
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 14, 2020, 01:27:29 PM
I have ethics. Just no memory.

That's what I said.  :lol
Tim knew that, but then forgot.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 14, 2020, 01:30:31 PM
I have ethics. Just no memory.

That's what I said.  :lol
Tim knew that, but then forgot.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/1dd03671ab0311a6ec446dd1ce4d91a9/tenor.gif?itemid=6103373)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. OMG!
Post by: Podaar on May 14, 2020, 01:38:25 PM
I just want to take a moment to highlight this little piece of brillance.

“So, you pulled a Keyser Soze?”

“Guess so. WTF is Keyser Soze? DH for the Orioles?”

:clap:  :rollin

Well done, Ale! I mean, all these are masterful, but some bits still rise to the top.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: King Postwhore on May 14, 2020, 02:18:45 PM
 :lol

Tim I saw Comedy Of Errors live.  I was disappointed. Surprisingly.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 02:28:57 PM
I would think most bands you’ve seen live would’ve been disappointing.  ;D

I literally stumbled upon that song about a month ago.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: King Postwhore on May 14, 2020, 02:30:17 PM
I would think most bands you’ve seen live would’ve been disappointing.  ;D

I literally stumbled upon that song about a month ago.

Sure since I see about 25 a year and you see 2. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 02:32:09 PM
That's a wonderful song, and quite funny since we were talking about Irish axemen not long ago
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 04:17:17 PM
I have ethics. Just no memory.

That's what I said.  :lol
Tim knew that, but then forgot.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/1dd03671ab0311a6ec446dd1ce4d91a9/tenor.gif?itemid=6103373)

I hate Owen Wilson.


I just want to take a moment to highlight this little piece of brillance.

“So, you pulled a Keyser Soze?”

“Guess so. WTF is Keyser Soze? DH for the Orioles?”

:clap:  :rollin

Well done, Ale! I mean, all these are masterful, but some bits still rise to the top.

Yes, very funny. I think.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 14, 2020, 04:33:19 PM
I have ethics. Just no memory.

That's what I said.  :lol
Tim knew that, but then forgot.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/1dd03671ab0311a6ec446dd1ce4d91a9/tenor.gif?itemid=6103373)

I hate Owen Wilson.


:iknow:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 14, 2020, 04:40:18 PM
I have ethics. Just no memory.


I’m so sorry Pup!! :blush :blush
I'm totally OK with it. Funny thing is, I almost sent that exact song and thought, nah indy won't like it. How's that for irony?  :lol I mean I literally had the pm typed up to send that song and at the last second sent Arch/Matheos...

What I am disappointed in is indy not liking Kindred Spirits. Just wow...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 04:48:11 PM
It would've been hilarious if we both sent the same song and challenged each other. :lol


I knew he'd like it.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 04:49:41 PM
I have ethics. Just no memory.


I’m so sorry Pup!! :blush :blush
I'm totally OK with it. Funny thing is, I almost sent that exact song and thought, nah indy won't like it. How's that for irony?  :lol I mean I literally had the pm typed up to send that song and at the last second sent Arch/Matheos...

What I am disappointed in is indy not liking Kindred Spirits. Just wow...

Sorry to disappoint, man  :-\

Never said I didn't like it, though. It's a good tune - maybe a bit long, or too high octane for too long - featuring an immensely tatlented vocalist. Fact is - and those short song standings are damn deceitful - it was pitted aganst a couple of songs more emotionally charged and another couple of tunes, always in my opinion, musically more interesting.

It would've been hilarious if we both sent the same song and challenged each other. :lol


I knew he'd like it.



Just liked it? I would have gone parading in the streets!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 14, 2020, 04:54:11 PM
I almost made a joke yesterday about sending some Brachetti, and apparently Ariich did! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Sacul on May 14, 2020, 04:55:51 PM
Mbinguni Amina is amazing
I was about to send it instead of Bent Knee. Should have gone for it :facepalm:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 04:57:22 PM
I almost made a joke yesterday about sending some Brachetti, and apparently Ariich did! :lol

 :lol

Mbinguni Amina is amazing
I was about to send it instead of Bent Knee. Should have gone for it :facepalm:

Sure you shulda. Apparently it has me on vocals  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Sacul on May 14, 2020, 05:00:25 PM
I was worried the harsh vocals or the djent might not be up your alley and turn you off but seems they didn't impact that much :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 14, 2020, 05:02:12 PM
Funny thing, I didn't find that bit harsh at all. It was a perfectly organic part of the low chords.

Maybe there's still hope for me



there is no hope for me
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: jingle.boy on May 14, 2020, 07:04:31 PM
Everyone eliminated has the coulda/shoulda/woulda card in their back pocket.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: lonestar on May 14, 2020, 07:14:27 PM
Ok, back from my venture, and sent...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Elite on May 15, 2020, 01:39:45 AM
Everyone eliminated has the coulda/shoulda/woulda card in their back pocket.

tell me about it
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 05:17:35 AM
Everything's in, fellas.

One of you is guaranteed to be eliminated, one stands unchallenged.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 05:19:11 AM
Everything's in, fellas.

One of you is guaranteed to be eliminated, one stands unchallenged.

Definitely not me :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 05:22:02 AM
Let's hang-a-mang!

?: __s____ ___a__ - ___a___
?: A_ _____ _ ___ - _a____ __ __
Evermind: Evan Carson - Otriad
?: ____a___ _a__ - ___a_ _a__
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: The Walrus on May 15, 2020, 06:07:18 AM
Show me potato salad S
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 06:18:53 AM
A!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Elite on May 15, 2020, 06:28:26 AM
Nope, can't figure out anything there yet.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 06:33:12 AM
Evan Carson - Otriad, sent by Evermind
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 06:37:17 AM
Let me guess, I’m going head to head with someone again.

T
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 06:40:40 AM
Yup, guessed right.

whoever sent David Maxim Micic last time: Destiny Potato - Lunatic
?: At Night I Fly - Wanted to Be
Evermind: Evan Carson - Otriad
?: ____a___ _a__ - ___a_ _a__
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 06:46:18 AM
Destiny Potato - Lunatic by whoever sent David Maxim Micic last time
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 06:49:29 AM
At Night I Fly - Wanted to Be
Orphaned Land - Ocean Land? I was sure they're banned because I know Alex liked The Cave a lot
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Elite on May 15, 2020, 06:53:46 AM
whoever sent David Maxim Micic = not the 'other' Rich, but the other one
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 06:58:24 AM
At Night I Fly - Wanted to Be
Orphaned Land - Ocean Land? I was sure they're banned because I know Alex liked The Cave a lot

I'm banning songs I know and albums I own (in fact I banned The Cave in this instance)

If I banned unknown songs because they belong to acts having stuff I liked in their catalogue, there's no way you could have sent Jon Lord and Roger Waters  :lol

ariich: Destiny Potato - Lunatic
TAC: At Night I Fly - Wanted to Be
Evermind: Evan Carson - Otriad
lonestar: Orphaned Land - Ocean Land
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2020, 06:58:41 AM
Orphaned Land is more likely to be RJ than TAC.  Ergo TAC is Flying at Night.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 07:01:16 AM
At Night I Fly - Wanted to Be
Orphaned Land - Ocean Land? I was sure they're banned because I know Alex liked The Cave a lot

I'm banning songs I know and albums I own (in fact I banned The Cave in this instance)

If I banned unknown songs because they belong to acts having stuff I liked in their catalogue, there's no way you could have sent Jon Lord and Roger Waters  :lol

Well the banned rules are stricter for the Royal Rumble, so it made sense in my head :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 07:15:13 AM
I did say when I sent my song in that I couldn't decide if it was cheating (because of DMM) or risky (because there are some harsh vocals). I guess we'll find out soon.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Elite on May 15, 2020, 07:18:44 AM
You sent the exact same two songs in my roulette (Mbinguni Amina & Lunatic)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 07:23:05 AM
You sent the exact same two songs in my roulette (Mbinguni Amina & Lunatic)
That's because they're both bloody great.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 07:25:49 AM
I did say when I sent my song in that I could decide if it was cheating (because of DMM) or risky (because there are some harsh vocals). I guess we'll find out soon.

I'm fairly sure you'll be fine.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 07:57:45 AM
Tension!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Elite on May 15, 2020, 08:08:31 AM
Tension!

Nope!

(https://www.englishclub.com/images/esl-games/hangman-150.png)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 08:54:15 AM
Tension!
Indeed - any point from now could be the last round depending on results and targets.

*bites nails*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 09:56:04 AM
My stars and garters,

It's so close I'm needing the aural equivalent of VAR
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2020, 09:57:27 AM
Volkoff is looking strong for this bout! That's quite the song.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 09:59:04 AM
My stars and garters,

It's so close I'm needing the aural equivalent of VAR
And now I have no nails left!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2020, 10:00:47 AM
<----*In the dressing room having a beer*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: jjrock88 on May 15, 2020, 10:05:51 AM
You clearly mean a Steveweiser
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 10:09:48 AM
<----*In the dressing room braiding my hair*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 10:15:15 AM
<---------- repairing the washing machine's discharge pump while listening to 4 great tunes


(https://i.imgur.com/lM0MxlJ.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2020, 10:23:29 AM
<---*Only knows how to bite buckles*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 10:35:48 AM
<--------------- preparing today's D&D session which will take place in 2 hours from now on and hoping to see the results before that

(https://s8.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2020/05/cc5c2b86ef7610e3f670277b18c41cd3.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 10:40:03 AM
I feel a bit responsible for your party's well-being  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2020, 10:40:22 AM
<---------Suffering from seasonal allergies and watching YouTube videos.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Elite on May 15, 2020, 10:40:49 AM
Weekend!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 10:42:47 AM
Volkoff is looking strong for this bout! That's quite the song.

If I lose to that I will not be happy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: lonestar on May 15, 2020, 11:18:53 AM
<-------------slept in like a lazy ass cause I can.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 12:35:59 PM
Click Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzzOnEX5pbo)



and Here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIj8PCZa0iM)


“Holy crap, Gene, this theme is crapping all over the submitted songs!”

“Hush, Brain. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT RUSSIAN!”


300 pounds of muscle and ESP powers, Nikolmind Volkoff strolls down the catwalk, smiling at the interviewer coming up to meet him. Should he tell the man his wife is currently being boned by the mailman or that he really needs to have that cough checked? Humans, amusing creatures.

“Good evening, Nikolai. You really killed it in the qualifier stage!”

“_____ ___, ____ ___”

“Come again? We don't hang men in this country, you know”

“____ ___!”

And so he leaves for the ring, giving a bunch of d20's as gift to a kid who didn't steal mom's money while left alone with her purse two months ago, and scowling towards a young man who is keeping a couple of Radiohead tickets in his backpoket. Neural connections, cute toys.

TAC, whose closest experience with eastern Europe – Dino Radja – left him disappointed, taunts the newcomer:

“C'mere, bub! You think you're so wicked smaht? Let's see what you've got!”

“I have Evan Carson – Otriad (https://open.spotify.com/track/0sSfz7TXdvo1CQOIvtVE0D?si=SSUR0qyXQxGXKluFxTlosA), you have  At Night I Fly – Wanted to Be (https://open.spotify.com/track/2z9bBGfiWxLb3y87mAmLIA?si=z-5JhfBbSgKEQCW-ZFxJYA), the PED user in braids has Destiny Potato – Lunatic (https://open.spotify.com/track/7Bvl6epwgJb224y1jAliHu?si=fGHjpnq6Q1qkxoxEj5kDNQ), while the bearded gentleman hiding his baldness with bandanas has Orphaned Land – Ocean Land (https://open.spotify.com/track/4Op6l7h9XlNLDKZbqZmZJ3?si=VX2cHWYRQ7-Un09E1G2azw). Any other questions, my friend who used to scalp Green Monster tickets from '94 to '97?”

Brains, children books.     

“That joke is spent, Indi. Your wife is entering the studio in 22 seconds and she would hate to catch you mansturbating to Tifa Lockhart”

“Grazie”

* zip *



Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring:

“Hey, mate”

“Yo!”

“Yo

“I fancy myself a rapper”

“Cheers. I see you worried, how so?”

“I brought growlies”

“Me too!”

“Great, then I can fight you! I'm so kicking your ass with the buzuki!”

“I brought tango”

“Shit, I can't beat you. Go get the ruskie”


Back to Rocky IV:

“My dear normal decent metal-head fellow, congratulations. Indi has struggled all day long with our tunes. He has found mine richer in orchestration and melodically classier during the quite touching violin harmonies, yours more dynamic in songwriting and more exciting during the intense guitar solo. In a pickle, he ultimately admitted my song was strangely monorythmic – despite being composed by a drummer – and felt like 11 minutes while being 8, while yours perfectly tells its story – with incredibly close to home lyrics – and felt like 8 minutes while being 11. He didn't like both our vocalists much: I think the words “blow” and “goats” have been mentioned. I will show myself out now before I'm forced to repeat myself to the polite brit chap. I have to sic the Tarrasque on my D&D party.”

And he vanishes like Dr Manhattan. There comes the Bulldog.

“Hey, TAC. Where is he gone?”

“Beats the shit outta me. By the way, WTF is the Tarrasque?”

“A Nissan SUV, I gather”





Challenges:

lonestar targeted ariich
Evermind targeted TAC
ariich and TAC targeted Evermind

Eliminated:

Evermind. I hope you are leaving this roulette more satisfied than you left the last one. I know I'm happy with the music you sent me: you have dominated the regular season for a reason. Thank you!

Survivors:

ariich
lonestar
TAC

Song Standings:

Destiny Potato – Lunatic
Orphaned Land – Ocean Land
At Night I Fly – Wanted to Be
Evan Carson - Otriad
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 12:37:25 PM
Wait

lonestar targeted ariich
Evermind targeted TAC
ariich and TAC targeted lonestar

How am I eliminated? :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 12:39:12 PM
typing fock up. Edit in a second

I can show you the PMs or you can read my mind to check  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 12:40:10 PM
How about we go with what you originally wrote? :biggrin:

Eh, just kidding. Surprised I'm the last with this song. I thought it would at least beat Orphaned Land. Oh well. Time for a TPK!

Also hey RJ, props to you not targeting me. Hopefully you win this.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 12:42:15 PM
Honestly, were this a regular round with no eliminations, I would have tied all 4 in a supreme cop out. I literally agonised.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 12:46:10 PM
Yeah, well, the writeup sounds harsher than a tie between all four songs, so there's that.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 12:46:50 PM
Yeah, well, the writeup sounds harsher than a tie between all four songs, so there's that.

By the way, someone should finally eliminate Rich, you know
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 12:47:57 PM
Yeah, well, the writeup sounds harsher than a tie between all four songs, so there's that.

By the way, someone should finally eliminate Rich, you know

It was good to participate in this though!

(I feel as a winner of a regular season I should do this three times)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 12:49:43 PM
 :rollin

You have the right to go full Sacul on this mofo
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Elite on May 15, 2020, 12:51:02 PM
Weekend!

Wow that was an unexpected clash there
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2020, 12:53:16 PM
I will show myself out now before I'm forced to repeat myself to the polite brit chap. I have to sic the Tarrasque on my D&D party.”

And he vanishes like Dr Manhattan. There comes the Bulldog.

“Hey, TAC. Where is he gone?”

“Beats the shit outta me. By the way, WTF is the Tarrasque?”

“A Nissan SUV, I gather”


 :rollin :rollin :rollin

Oh, god. My D&D geekdom resurfaced with that reference, and then got blown away by the SUV joke.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Crow on May 15, 2020, 12:54:13 PM
otriad is a bit of an acquired taste, in that it took me a few listens to even like it at all

with the pace indi is doing this at i can imagine why it wouldn't work as well for him :P
rip in djent, ev
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2020, 12:57:27 PM
Yeah, I thought Otriad was head and shoulders above the others as well. Tastes.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: lonestar on May 15, 2020, 12:58:02 PM
Wow...final three...never saw that coming.


I'll research something to send post haste.



(btw I think the only reason I targeted Rich was cause he kept saying "no one will target me while I'm running my roulette"...tbh it really crapshoot as to who I targeted, and I think this time it'll be a coin toss)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Evermind on May 15, 2020, 12:59:16 PM
otriad is a bit of an acquired taste, in that it took me a few listens to even like it at all

with the pace indi is doing this at i can imagine why it wouldn't work as well for him :P
rip in djent, ev

Yeah, I thought Otriad was head and shoulders above the others as well. Tastes.

I agree with Podaar. Eh, it was worth it to try that one.

Starting in 15 minutes, here we go with a low-quality photo of my setup

(https://s8.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2020/05/ac69359f20668ecbd4516c974993f543.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2020, 01:03:39 PM
Brings back memories seeing the DM screen.

I know, I know, WTF is a DM screen?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: lonestar on May 15, 2020, 01:14:18 PM
I'd gather a good deal of us know what a DM screen is actually.



And targeted and sent. :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 01:23:18 PM
(btw I think the only reason I targeted Rich was cause he kept saying "no one will target me while I'm running my roulette".
-5 points to you sir! :P

Nah it's impossible to decide who to target. I targeted Ruslan just because he's been baiting us all for ages and I thought it'd be funny, but it turned out to not be needed as Tim had already finished him off.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 01:45:54 PM
Yeah, I thought Otriad was head and shoulders above the others as well. Tastes.

Well, you're a golfer right, so you're used to lowest score winning.


Wow...final three...never saw that coming.


Sounds like a major diss, Ariich!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: lonestar on May 15, 2020, 01:50:31 PM
Yeah, I thought Otriad was head and shoulders above the others as well. Tastes.

Well, you're a golfer right, so you're used to lowest score winning.


Wow...final three...never saw that coming.


Sounds like a major diss, Ariich!

Come at me nature girl, you're feeble game ain't got a chance against the madness....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 01:53:03 PM
I think RJ was actually trying to diss himself there, but he couldn't even do that properly. :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 02:08:42 PM
I'd gather a good deal of us know what a DM screen is actually.
I have no idea what that is.



And targeted and sent. :metal

Same!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 02:13:04 PM
Rich, you in yet?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 02:13:40 PM
And targeted and sent. :metal

Same!
And same!

May the best man win.

(me)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 02:14:57 PM
Starting in 15 minutes, here we go with a low-quality photo of my setup

(https://s8.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2020/05/ac69359f20668ecbd4516c974993f543.jpg)

IKEA doesn't mind you setting up in their store for your video games?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2020, 02:15:50 PM
I hope both of you targeted TAC, so he's not a two-time winner.   :biggrin:

ABB ... Anyone But Boston.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 02:16:19 PM
Yet another face-off, yet another 2 on 1, yet another unchallenged player.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 02:16:31 PM
I hope both of you targeted TAC, so he's not a two-time winner.   :biggrin:
I can neither confirm nor deny.

EDIT:
Yet another face-off, yet another unchallenged player.
Ooooooooooh. So the unchallenged player will definitely survive, and could win the whole thing this round.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 02:20:06 PM
I am without a doubt the targeted player.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 02:29:02 PM
Yet another face-off,

The last two guys I targeted challenged me. I have no doubt this did not change this round. If I get through this round, it'll be a damn miracle.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Seventh Bell of a Seventh Bell
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2020, 02:29:17 PM
Starting in 15 minutes, here we go with a low-quality photo of my setup

(https://s8.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2020/05/ac69359f20668ecbd4516c974993f543.jpg)

IKEA doesn't mind you setting up in their store for your video games?

I hope someone targets TAC because he thinks this setup is for a video game!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: The Walrus on May 15, 2020, 02:29:50 PM
TAC is so old he thinks Dungeons & Dragons is a video game  :lol :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2020, 02:31:00 PM
And I'm so old, I was probably playing Dungeons and Dragons about the time he was born.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 02:34:18 PM
Since we're dorking out, I must still have mixtapes I used to make 30 years ago with tunes to play during campaign key moments.

Gotta find one and post the track list
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2020, 02:37:33 PM
God, that would be great, Al! I'm sure if I looked around enough, I could find the self-authored campaign player's guide I typed up in 1980.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2020, 02:38:45 PM
And I'm so old, I was probably playing Dungeons and Dragons about the time he was born.

We made our own games. 


It was that bad. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 02:43:18 PM
Since we're dorking out, I must still have mixtapes I used to make 30 years ago with tunes to play during campaign key moments.


What did you listen to when you move your armies into Kamchatka?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Podaar on May 15, 2020, 02:46:45 PM
And I'm so old, I was probably playing Dungeons and Dragons about the time he was born.

We made our own games. 


It was that bad. :lol

Correction. It was that awesome!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 02:47:03 PM
Since we're dorking out, I must still have mixtapes I used to make 30 years ago with tunes to play during campaign key moments.


What did you listen to when you move your armies into Kamchatka?

Alexander the Great
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 02:47:59 PM
I heard he died of fever in Babylon.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: The Walrus on May 15, 2020, 02:48:55 PM
Must not have been so great!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 02:50:52 PM
bad joke

Ok, cassettes are certainly at my mom's, but I found this in the vault:

(https://i.imgur.com/vU63smp.jpg)

I'm actually afraid to put it on
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2020, 04:18:23 PM
Coming off the D&D topic, whoever wins, I hope it's a result of a final mono-et-mono battle.  I'd hate for the winner to come out of this round because they were not attacked.  I mean, if it were up to me, I'd put an asterisk beside that victory.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 04:24:12 PM
Coming off the D&D topic, whoever wins, I hope it's a result of a final mono-et-mono battle.  I'd hate for the winner to come out of this round because they were not attacked.
That's not mathematically possible. Two people are in a head-to-head. One of them will beat the other. If the untargeted person targeted the loser, then the winner also survives and it goes to a final round. If they targeted the winner, then they have to defeat the winner in order to win the roulette. So whoever wins can only do by defeating someone.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2020, 04:53:25 PM
But if the untargeted person targets the winner of the head-to-head matchup ... and wins, then he wins the roulette.  For example.

RJ/Tim head to head.  RJ wins this match; Tim eliminated
Rich targets RJ.  Rich wins this match; RJ eliminated
Rich wins the roulette without being challenged in the final round.

Based on earlier rounds, even if a person WINS against their target, if they were also targeted and lost, they got eliminated.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 04:54:22 PM
It is possible.

For example..
Let's say that Lonestar and I target Ariich, and Ariich targets Lonestar.

Let's say the song standings are:
TAC
Ariich
Lonestar

I win!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 04:54:46 PM
I like my example better than Chad's. :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 04:56:21 PM
But if the untargeted person targets the winner of the head-to-head matchup ... and wins, then he wins the roulette.  For example.

RJ/Tim head to head.  RJ wins this match; Tim eliminated
Rich targets RJ.  Rich wins this match; RJ eliminated
Rich wins the roulette without being challenged in the final round.

Based on earlier rounds, even if a person WINS against their target, if they were also targeted and lost, they got eliminated.
I get that, but in a 3-way match with one person untargeted, the only way that person can win the roulette is by sending the best song of the three. I.e. in your example, I could only win if I sent the best song, because I'd have to beat RJ who'd have beaten Tim. So that seems pretty reasonable to me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 04:56:47 PM
I like my example better than Chad's. :lol
:lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 04:57:29 PM
But if the untargeted person targets the winner of the head-to-head matchup ... and wins, then he wins the roulette.  For example.

RJ/Tim head to head.  RJ wins this match; Tim eliminated
Rich targets RJ.  Rich wins this match; RJ eliminated
Rich wins the roulette without being challenged in the final round.

Based on earlier rounds, even if a person WINS against their target, if they were also targeted and lost, they got eliminated.
I get that, but in a 3-way match with one person untargeted, the only way that person can win the roulette is by sending the best song of the three. I.e. in your example, I could only win if I sent the best song, because I'd have to beat RJ who'd have beaten Tim. So that seems pretty reasonable to me.

That doesn't sound too reasonable to me.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 04:59:18 PM
:lol

Honestly I love this roulette and also the tension is killing me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2020, 05:13:33 PM
I get that, but in a 3-way match with one person untargeted, the only way that person can win the roulette is by sending the best song of the three.

As Orville said to Wilbur .... "You're Wright!"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 05:14:15 PM
Yay maths!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 15, 2020, 05:21:42 PM
Sting to Ric Flair
:alwayswatching:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 05:25:40 PM
Apparently the math club has defeated the elf dorks  :lol


Results & writeup tomorrow morning


This won't be the last round  :o
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: lonestar on May 15, 2020, 05:27:34 PM
Oh my....guess I'll start looking for the big finishing move....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2020, 05:28:15 PM
Oh my....guess I'll start looking for the big finishing move....

The Swirl?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2020, 05:29:04 PM
Oh my....guess I'll start looking for the big finishing move....
I like your confidence.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: lonestar on May 15, 2020, 05:32:17 PM
Oh my....guess I'll start looking for the big finishing move....
I like your confidence.

 :tup
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 06:42:37 PM
Apparently the math club has defeated the elf dorks  :lol


Results & writeup tomorrow morning


This won't be the last round  :o

So the double teamed guy either has to have the best song or the worst song.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 06:56:38 PM
Or the one in the middle. The unchallenged player is not eliminated if his song is worse than the double teamed's one.

My brain is bleeding  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 06:59:11 PM
So are you saying I'm unchallenged?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 07:02:08 PM
No, I'm not saying that, Mr Belichik  :lol

I'm saying:

A is double-teamed by B and C; either B or C is unchallenged; we have another round because:

A has the worst song, hence B and C survive
A has the best song, hence A and B or C survive
A has the middle song, hence the one who beats A and the one who doesn't but is unchallenged survive



Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 07:06:52 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SomeEverlastingAdmiralbutterfly-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 07:08:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Y9He1nt.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 07:16:11 PM
I gotcha!

I'm Belichick watching a game between the Giants (Lonestar) and the Eagles (Ariich).

Nice!

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 07:21:00 PM
Plausible

Or

You are Belichik watching the only two teams who have beaten you in a SB  :lol



Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 07:24:10 PM
Ouch.


(https://media0.giphy.com/media/LHbkGj5Wajk0E/source.gif)



So you're saying I should stop looking for another song?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 07:26:56 PM
Or vice versa

It is what it is

*grumpf*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: jingle.boy on May 15, 2020, 07:32:02 PM
Plausible

Or

You are Belichik watching the only two teams who have beaten you in a SB  :lol

(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Freplygif.net%2Fi%2F1196.gif&hash=980505f48b8127d4d387299ac6d781103d1709a6)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 08:30:33 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/lOZOOay5L5QiI/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. The Banana Boat
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2020, 08:53:41 PM
Plausible

Or

You are Belichik watching the only two teams who have beaten you in a SB  :lol


(https://i.postimg.cc/52Tr26x0/Zombo-Meme-15052020225234.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 09:01:02 PM
 :lol

I'm fleeing to Tampa!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 09:06:06 PM
I patented Timpa Bay.

I went to pickup my playlist but stumbled into another guy's Spotify.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 09:11:39 PM
 :rollin

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2020, 09:18:30 PM
Tampapline.

It sounds so wrong it's right.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: TAC on May 15, 2020, 09:24:06 PM
Gronkaneers!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 09:25:13 PM
Bundcheneers!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: King Postwhore on May 15, 2020, 09:33:58 PM
Bundcheneers!

(https://i.postimg.cc/wTGt3dnM/Nx5ysv-N-d.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Fishing from the Banana Boat
Post by: Indiscipline on May 15, 2020, 09:55:10 PM
Steak or fish?




No one is entering the venue, still  Click Here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Worth it, wasn't it?


“Gene, I'm hyper-excited. This is a pivotal moment in … Gene, are you dancing?”

“Sorry, Brain. I love that tune. But back to the ring, my friends, where los tres amigos have been exceptionally given a mic to make a statement before the rumble proceedes down the stretch”

“Gene, I don't think that's a good idea”

“Neither do I, Brain. Let's cope with the boss for another couple of minutes and we're free”

“I'm right here, dickheads. Not only I can hear you, I'm literally typing your tripe!”

“BACK TO THE RING!”


(in order of previous entrance:)

The Bulldog -  “I'm beating you now and sexin' you later, punters. I'm the rumble supervillain and I feel like a Twelve Foot Ninja Coming for You!”


The Macho -  “You're in my scope, suckers, ooooooh yeahhh! I'm the Maestrick of the Ring and I'm painting the mat in your blood like an Aquarela!

“SHOEHORN! SHOEHORN!”

“Shut the fock up, Sheik! I'm dying here.”


The TAC - “I ate Magic Pie, and I'm Slightly Mad!”

“And you call that a promo? Did you rehearse inside the time caps ...”

“WTF, King! I have to fight now. We shoot the shit later!”

“CAPSULE!”



And they're off! Macho jumps TAC from the left with a Brian May Joined Dream Theater Chop, Dog from the right with a Wheel of Musical Styles Headbutt. TAC is bending down to lace up his New Balances, his foes run into each other … and the momentum projects the Bulldog out of the ring!

“Ok, I'm ready ... WTF?”

TAC, oblivious to the lucky accident, is facing a still dizzy Savage, and he seizes the moment: a violent 2000's Mahavishnu Orchestra Clothesline and distances are re-established.

It's west coast vs east coast, and it ends today.


Challenges:

lonestar and ariich targeted TAC
TAC targeted ariich

Eliminated:

ariich. I'm happy this year we've found a kind of overlapping musical zone, basically the funky & freaky. You provided costant quality, and no dishonour in losing to the song of the roulette (so far). Thank you!

Survivors: you can bloody see

Song Standings:

 Magic Pie – Slightly Mad (https://open.spotify.com/track/6skA6ZjEdr14GK1wBib8LW?si=PxYyJqe1SA-xFY8Cr5-Ktw)
 Twelve Foot Ninja – Coming for You  (https://open.spotify.com/track/7jeMxdDNmUcdKDxiwRKItJ?si=epeMTWqJTreCgcCKEmOA4Q)
 Maestrick – Aquarela (https://open.spotify.com/track/2WziSqXOC4oiD7xiKC39uC?si=F7z_cbG5R-efmM4kXsTyzw)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Crow on May 15, 2020, 10:11:37 PM
damn, rip the last bastion of good taste  :hat

i mean uuuhhhhhh
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: lonestar on May 15, 2020, 10:22:55 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: lonestar on May 15, 2020, 10:37:49 PM
Aaaand sent...
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: jingle.boy on May 16, 2020, 03:57:47 AM
LMAO at that segment.  "I'm literally typing your tripe".    :rollin :rollin

Seems Macho has limped his way to the finals.  Go cheffy poo.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: The Walrus on May 16, 2020, 06:07:16 AM
How in the fuck did Tim make it this far? Can we redo this roulette? GO RJ!!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Podaar on May 16, 2020, 06:20:12 AM
Indi has TAC the character nailed. He's indistinguishable from the real thing.  :lol

Love that segment.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 06:29:13 AM
And Sent!


Gotta fight off my fourth straight head to head.


And what's with the peanut gallery picking sides? Jeesh! I have feelings, you know! :lol

I have to go to work now.


Fogey Battle!!

(https://i.gifer.com/58QQ.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: ariich on May 16, 2020, 06:30:54 AM
I'd defend you Tim, but you eliminated me, so screw you! :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 07:04:14 AM
I'd defend you Tim, but you eliminated me, so screw you! :P

You’ve knocked me out of two finals. It’s be a shame to finally knock you out ..... and still lose.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Evermind on May 16, 2020, 07:09:10 AM
Okay wtf is happening with Magic Pie winning the round :lol Go RJ!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: The Walrus on May 16, 2020, 07:10:04 AM
I only say that because based on my roulettes, I know TAC as 'generic heavy metal guy' and RJ as 'IQ guy' and one is clearly better  :rollin just busting balls, buddy!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: ariich on May 16, 2020, 07:11:27 AM
I'd defend you Tim, but you eliminated me, so screw you! :P

You’ve knocked me out of two finals.
Ok that's fair.

Quote
It’s be a shame to finally knock you out ..... and still lose.  :lol
:lol Yeah.

Go RJ! :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 07:25:07 AM
I only say that because based on my roulettes, I know TAC as 'generic heavy metal guy' and RJ as 'IQ guy' and one is clearly better  :rollin just busting balls, buddy!

Well when you’re in a generic metal guy’s Roulette, you send generic heavy metal.  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: The Walrus on May 16, 2020, 07:32:56 AM
I only say that because based on my roulettes, I know TAC as 'generic heavy metal guy' and RJ as 'IQ guy' and one is clearly better  :rollin just busting balls, buddy!

Well when you’re in a generic metal guy’s Roulette, you send generic heavy metal.  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/Jlbs3eV.gif)

WTF?! Do you even know what I listen to? The metal I listen to is HARDLY generic  :lol :lol #triggered #folgers #TACsux
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Evermind on May 16, 2020, 07:34:20 AM
*cough* Stratovarius *cough*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: The Walrus on May 16, 2020, 07:35:25 AM
*cough* Stratovarius *cough*

Not generic. Inspiring an entire decade's worth of bands and more or less an entire style of metal doesn't make them generic. What the hell are you smoking  :lol

I have played myself and become a salt mine this morning.  :facepalm:  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Evermind on May 16, 2020, 07:37:20 AM
When someone asks me for a generic power metal band Stratovarius is the one that instantly comes to mind, I don't know

I mean, I like Stratovarius, and I acknowledge how influential they were, but it's as generic as it gets, in my opinion
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: The Walrus on May 16, 2020, 07:38:16 AM
Yeah I'll strongly argue against that all freaking day long. Absolutely not generic. Come at me bro! :P :hug:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Elite on May 16, 2020, 08:16:25 AM
Yes they are






says someone who knows next to nothing about power metal in general
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2020, 08:56:50 AM
Stratovarius is the poster child for generic metal.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 08:59:52 AM
Strattelox
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: The Walrus on May 16, 2020, 09:10:59 AM
Y'all are wrong. It's not your fault. It's okay.  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: jjrock88 on May 16, 2020, 09:48:41 AM
I will say this as an observer and part time participant in this roulette...

The bar for roulettes has now been set so high that any future roulette is basically moot lol

In my opinion the best roulette ever done  :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2020, 10:39:16 AM
 :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Indiscipline on May 16, 2020, 11:41:18 AM
I will say this as an observer and part time participant in this roulette...

The bar for roulettes has now been set so high that any future roulette is basically moot lol

In my opinion the best roulette ever done  :metal


You're too kind, J.

I thank you for the praise, and for giving me the cue to say now a couple of things I can gladly cut from the final writeup (in the works as we speak).

This was a lot of fun because terrific people wanted / needed to have lots of fun and joined with that goal; it can be done again at any time and by anyone, with such premises. All I did is stealing a 30 years old idea from Pat Patterson, poking at people blessed with great taste and humour, and being deemed a non-essential worker by pandemic laws.

I am 100% positive I'm the one who had the most fun, and I thank you all.



I was forgetting, I like generic metal. What my writeup history says is I have problems with generic DT-based progressive metal and with try-hard catchy modern metal.

Would you believe I've been sent both in this last round?

 :corn  :xbones  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: ariich on May 16, 2020, 12:00:14 PM
:lol Am anti climax of a final round huh? Shouldn't have eliminated me. :P

Actually I'd love to send you a song I was thinking of sending if I made it one more round, just to see what you think, if that'd be OK?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Indiscipline on May 16, 2020, 12:17:41 PM
Send away!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 12:20:36 PM
How about me? Can I send a backup! :lol


Oh boy.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2020, 12:21:30 PM
Oh its just catchy modern metal, they're naturally catchy  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 12:21:58 PM
This was one of my final cuts, but I thought it channeled too much DT.

https://open.spotify.com/track/1zE77TML63XLE9XOQvjB68?si=yuB5u0B6Rqy4DhxQX-O6uQ
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2020, 12:25:42 PM
I had Prospekt - Alien Makers of Discord lined up but nixed them for the same reason.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 12:37:32 PM
I had actually considered that too but honestly I thought it was too heavy for too long.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Evermind on May 16, 2020, 01:00:13 PM
I'm sending in an hour too!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: King Postwhore on May 16, 2020, 01:06:27 PM
Oh I sent....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2020, 01:10:45 PM
I had actually considered that too but honestly I thought it was too heavy for too long.

Yeah, I decided to go catchy with strong  theatrical vocals, hoping it didn't backfire on me.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 01:17:14 PM
I had actually considered that too but honestly I thought it was too heavy for too long.

Yeah, I decided to go catchy with strong  theatrical vocals, hoping it didn't backfire on me.

Prospekt does have another song that I thought had a bit more breathing space.  ;D

I don’t find them generic at all. I think they’re pretty strong.

Just sayin’.

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Evermind on May 16, 2020, 01:29:31 PM
Sent!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. In the Still of the Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Post by: Indiscipline on May 16, 2020, 01:31:39 PM
Macho Man vs normal decent metal-head fellow, mano a mano!

(https://i.imgur.com/KitajW5.gif)




Fellas, you better click here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw)


“Look, Gene! Mr VIndi McMahon is getting into the ring! What do you think?”

“What an insufferable ponce!”

“That's a given. What I gene mean, Mean Gene, is … what do you think is he going to do?”


“Silence, peons! … Is this focking thing on? Ok, right … Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, are we having a good time? Feel free to cheer and answer as if Slaughter isn't there with mace and taser, by all means. Good.

RJandy and TAC, you've climbed this silly mountain of bullcrap and showed the world what resilience, dumb luck, and blackmailing me with compromising pics is all about. You're both winners in my eyes (and please burn those focking pics), but gladiators code demands only one of you survives. Tough titties.

You are too tired to lift a newspaper, forget a human being, so we're making this last bout a “last man standing” match. I am confident I don't have to explain what that means. Now fight, because I focking hate ado!”


They face each other:


“Are you ready for this, man?”

“Feel lucky, punk?”

“Please, stop it”

“My name is Inigo Montoya ...”

“Cut it off, man!”

“I proclaim this the summer of George!”

“Jesus Christ ...”

“Luke, I am your father”

“What in the fucking fuck …?”

“Name's Snake”

“ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?”

“Winter is coming”

“I can't believe this shit ...”

“I'm only seventeen. You ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me”

* flop *

“Oooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”






(https://i.imgur.com/of4U0mP.gif)


Or, in a nutshell:

The Pros:

TAC's tune –  Prospekt | The Great Awakening (https://open.spotify.com/track/1pNUKQ8U2niuSgr4BqVBg9?si=YiTK_06NQGq0H8QE11-HyQ) - is waaaaaay more technical, articulated, and features a couple of quite impressive guitar solos; lonestar's tune – Incura | Disable Everything (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EkRV0tU0DSwsuRD_JlVDAkfChyc_Ji0w/view?usp=sharing) -  is a focking mean earworm with genuine classic hard rock spunk/angst, and features the kind of over-dramatic singing that got Be Calm top marks a couple of rounds ago.

The Cons:

TAC's tune is DT inspired upper echelon gen pop, lollygags for too long, and has not likable choir keyboards and a vocalist with range but on an emergency ventilator; lonestar's tune is young man metal upper echelon gen pop, repeats itself too much, and has not likable up-to-date in your face production.

If I had to rank these songs' respective chord charts and sheet music, TAC would have won, but I'm more music user than scholar in this context, and I can't stop singing that focking diabolic chorus inside and outside my head. Plus, when in doubt, the best vocalist always wins.   


Tim, there's a reason you almost repeated as Indi's Champion: you have an amazing thumb on my pulse, and I believe this last round was more a matter of scraping the barrell than losing track. You have resisted every attack and challenged everybody, plus – if we factor duels won – you have basically won this thing. Blame my silly rules, and once again thank you for the wonderful music ,participation, and being the best sport I know, on or off line.

RJ, yours must be one of the most bizarre and amazing roulette runs ever. You went everywhere and got every kind of score in the spectrum. Yet you kept pounding, and for some magical reason you were practically untouched in the rumble, as if fate wanted a crazy run to win this crazy thing. Congratulations, you beat the guy I was convinced would have won this. Thank you for the great songs and let me give you The Belt:

(courtesy of King Awesome Joe. A big thank you!)

(https://i.imgur.com/f1JonRf.jpg)




Rest of the gang, you have all my gratitude. I will remember these two months as The Rumble Time, not The CoVid Time. Thank you!

Vince out.

Back to Sinatra.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: ariich on May 16, 2020, 01:39:53 PM
congrats RJ! :metal
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: lonestar on May 16, 2020, 01:40:25 PM
 :rollin :rollin


Ooooooooooooooooooh Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!



Hilarious, you were seriously two thoughts away from getting two Prospekt tunes :lol


A true genuine pleasure, how the fock I got this is beyond me, but I'll gladly add it to my win count!!! Thanks mate for the best roulette to date, and cheers to all my more than worthy competitors!!!

Now to go find Thrusty and put him back where he belongs.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Crow on May 16, 2020, 01:44:10 PM
Congrats ariich!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: King Postwhore on May 16, 2020, 01:46:44 PM
Congrats RJ!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 01:47:33 PM
Congrats RJ.

Boo hoo.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Evermind on May 16, 2020, 02:00:50 PM
Hell yes! Congrats RJ!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Cool Chris on May 16, 2020, 02:38:44 PM
This was great! Even coming in last place, and bowing out Santino Marella (https://youtu.be/GTTWsQk3j2I?t=20) style in the Rumble, I enjoyed reading along and sampling new music.

Any way we can get a list of all the songs submitted as a final wrap-up?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Indiscipline on May 16, 2020, 03:26:31 PM
Sure!

Quote
SUBMISSIONS, ROUNDS 1 - 6:

Armored Saints – Up Yours
Ayreon – Memories / Love
Strapping Young Lad – Fucker
Alice in Chains – God Smack
Moron Police – T-Bag Your Grandma
Manticora – Through the Eyes of the Killer
Nine Inch Nails – March of the Pigs
Spandau Ballet – Gold
Soundgarden – Big Dumb Sex
Steel Panther – Pussywhipped
Brass Against – Guerilla Radio
Tech N9ne – Worldwide Choppers
H.W.A. - Little Dick
Guns'n'Roses – Get in the Ring
Roger Waters – It's a Miracle

Pearl Jam – Animal
Igorr – Humous
Edguy – Love Tyger
Diablo Swing Orchestra – Voodoo Mon Amour
Sonata Arctica – Larger than Life
Bear Ghost – Funkle Phil
David Lee Roth – A Little Ain't Enough
WASP – The Big Welcome / Inside the Electric Circus
The Dear Hunter – The March
Suicidal Tendencies – You Can't Bring Me Down
The Night Flight Orchestra – Midnight Flyer
Denis Leary – Asshole
Schizoid Lloyd – Suicide Penguin
Depeche Mode – Wrong
Avantasia – Wicked Symphony

The Moody Blues - Answer
Weyes Blood – A Lot's Gonna Change
Queensryche – Someone Else
Donna Summer – Love to Love You Baby
Blue October – The Answer
DarWin – Escape the Maze
The Alan Parsons Project – Children of the Moon
Spock's Beard – Thoughts (Part II)
Disperse – Message from Atlantis
Avantasia – Ghost in the Moon
Wishbone Ash - Leaf and Stream
Sound of Contact - I Am Dimensionaut
Darkwater - Reflections of a Mind
Joe Bonamassa & Beth Hart – Lullaby of the Leaves
Jon Lord – Pictured Within

Motorhead – One Track Mind
Within Y - Remembered
Dimmu Borgir – Progenies of The Great Apocalypse
7Horns7Eyes – Divine Amnesty
Ensiferum – Stone Cold Metal
Allegaeon – Tsunami and Submergence
Thy Catafalque - Oldσdσ formαk a halαl titokzatos birodalmαban
Flaming Row – Rage of Despair
Euphoreon – Mirrors
Agalloch – Our Fortress is Burning
Sacul: Sigh – Amnesia
Destrage – Are You Kidding Me? No
Insomnium – Shadows of the Dying Sun
Deathspell Omega – A Chore for the Lost
Opeth – Heir Apparent
Ne Oblivscaris – And Plague Flowers the Kaleidoscope

Mister Mister – Broken Wings
Ayreon – Day Twenty: Confrontation
Yes – Lift Me Up
Rhapsody – Lamento Eroico
Marillion – Neverland
Subsignal – The Stillness Beneath the Snow
Rise Twain – Prayers
Oranssi Pazuzu – Ilmestys
Garbage – Medication
Leprous – Passing
Sly and the Family Stone – I Want to Take You Higher
Ulver - Son of Man
St Vincent - Rattlesnake
Foxy Shazam - The Only Way to My Heart
Poverty's No Crime – Spiral of Fear
Peter Frampton - Float

David Bowie – Lazarus
Psychonaut – Sananda
Lettuce – The Crusher
Toehider – Meet the Sloth
iamthemorning – Lighthouse
Ted Nugent - My Love Is Like a Tire Iron
Karnya – Stronger
The Animals – It's My Life
Randy Newman – I Want Everybody to Like Me
Porcupine Tree – Don't Hate Me
Treshold – The Hours
Gary Moore – Business as Usual
MindMaze – Fight the Future
Bruce Springsteen – New York City Serenade
Anasazi – And the Grudge

SUBMISSIONS, ROYAL RUMBLE:

Nick Cave – Waiting for You
Triosphere – The Heart's Dominion
East of the Wall – Running Tab of Sweetness / Horseback Riding in a Bicycle World
Katatonia – Behind the Blood
Monica Heldal – Follow You Anywhere
fun. - Be Calm
Derek Trucks Band – This Sky
Alanis Morissette – Uninvited
Arion – Burn Your Ship
Dada – Rise
Bent Knee – Battle Creek
We Used to Cut the Grass – Woodpecker
Rival Sons – Feral Roots
Groom Lake – The Men in Black
Warpaint – Elephants
Shade Empire – Anti-Life Saviour
Wilderun – The Tyranny of Imagination
Arcane – Promise (Part2)
Mastodon – Roots Remain
Mile Marker Zero – Propaganda
Zebra – Who's Behind the Door
Alberto Ginastera – Danza Final (Malambo)
Angra – The Shadow Hunter
Boston – Don't Look Back
Kingcrow – Right Before
IQ – Stay Down
For All We Know – Take Me Home
Bizali – Lucille
Lords of Black – Ghost of You
Heart of Cygnus – Lost at Sea
Ark – Just a Little
Senri Kawaguchi – Onyx
Steve Earle – The Devil's Right Hand
Macho Man Randy Savage – R U Ready
David Maxim Micic – Mbiguni Amina
Comedy of Errors – The Cause
Lost in Thought – Beyond the Flames
TesseracT – Tourniquet
Arch/Matheos – Kindred Spirits
Destiny Potato – Lunatic
Orphaned Land – Ocean Land
At Night I Fly – Wanted to Be
Evan Carson - Otriad
Maestrick – Aquarela
Magic Pie – Slightly Mad
Twelve Foot Ninja – Coming for You
Incura – Disable Everything
Prospekt – The Great Awakening
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: jingle.boy on May 16, 2020, 03:31:44 PM
After Darkwater and Lost In Thought  tanked, you shoulda both known that Prospekt wouldn’t hit the mark!  Prospekt is pretty fantastic though.

Let’s see... what did I miss today
1 - Stratovarius is the very definition of generic power metal. That doesn’t mean it’s bad, just generic. Lots of good things are generic.
2- i was increasingly giggling at the pop culture references, envisioning Randy Savage in a discussion with Tim.  I then lost my shit at the 17 lyric. Mrs.jingle was telling me tomorrows weather forecast, then glared at me with “I don’t think that was really that funny”

Congrats cheffy! 

I’m really gonna miss this roulette. Guess I gotta go find Puppet Jong Il.

Who has the stones to start a roulette now??
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: ariich on May 16, 2020, 03:35:21 PM
Who has the stones to start a roulette now??
Indeed, I'm even more glad I've taken a much simpler approach this time as anything more elaborate simply couldn't have compared.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Indiscipline on May 16, 2020, 03:39:26 PM
Who has the stones to start a roulette now??
Indeed, I'm even more glad I've taken a much simpler approach this time as anything more elaborate simply couldn't have compared.

There's a very easy way to make your roulette immensely more entertaining than this, though. At least to me  ;D
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: ariich on May 16, 2020, 03:40:14 PM
Who has the stones to start a roulette now??
Indeed, I'm even more glad I've taken a much simpler approach this time as anything more elaborate simply couldn't have compared.

There's a very easy way to make your roulette immensely superior to this, though  ;D
Superior for who? :P
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Indiscipline on May 16, 2020, 03:41:17 PM
Edited above for clarification  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Elite on May 16, 2020, 03:41:59 PM
Thanks for running this! :)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: ariich on May 16, 2020, 03:42:02 PM
In that case, I'm not actually sure what you mean Alex :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: The Walrus on May 16, 2020, 04:33:05 PM
It's not about whether or not they're bad, Chad, we all know they're fucking awesome! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: TAC on May 16, 2020, 04:37:30 PM
So here's what I said after Alex's first roulette.


Alex, you have set the bar on how roulettes should be run. You were entertaining, committed, and this thread never got boring. Every future roulette host take heed. I always say that when you run a roulette, it's YOUR party. YOU are the host and it's YOUR duty to maintain its pace. So outstanding job.

Again, this thread did not disappoint. Love the theme, and I try to run my roulettes the same way. You basically invite people in, and it becomes a music sharing party. I have stated in my roulettes that I don't do it to find new music. I can find new music. I do it to get to know people and to give us a place to gather daily to shoot the shit.


Everything I said then, still applies.

So well done again, brother.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Cool Chris on May 16, 2020, 05:05:40 PM
...envisioning Randy Savage in a discussion with Tim.

Randy Savage: "I'll see you in the ring, ooo-yeaaaahhhh"
TAC: "I've never heard of you."
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Indiscipline on May 16, 2020, 05:09:05 PM
So here's what I said after Alex's first roulette.


Alex, you have set the bar on how roulettes should be run. You were entertaining, committed, and this thread never got boring. Every future roulette host take heed. I always say that when you run a roulette, it's YOUR party. YOU are the host and it's YOUR duty to maintain its pace. So outstanding job.

Again, this thread did not disappoint. Love the theme, and I try to run my roulettes the same way. You basically invite people in, and it becomes a music sharing party. I have stated in my roulettes that I don't do it to find new music. I can find new music. I do it to get to know people and to give us a place to gather daily to shoot the shit.


Everything I said then, still applies.

So well done again, brother.

(https://i.imgur.com/fAHBorr.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 16, 2020, 05:11:18 PM
...envisioning Randy Savage in a discussion with Tim.

Randy Savage: "I'll see you in the ring, ooo-yeaaaahhhh"
TAC: "I've never heard of you."
:lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Podaar on May 17, 2020, 06:44:42 AM
Congrats, Chef lonestar!! TAC, congrats to you as well for a great run and a near victory.

Thanks to all the rest of you for putting up with this roulette noob. I stand in awe of the familiarity you all have with great and obscure music. I will take time to learn and purchase quite a bit of these bands/albums...especially if it from King or Evermind's collection.

Thanks again Alex. I don't know what to say that hasn't already been said. It's one thing to have comedic and writing gifts, it's an entirely different thing to have them in two (maybe more) languages. Your command of English, modern western culture, and all things U.S. just astounds and impresses me. For bringing all of that to this roulette you created the gold standard that I don't see ever being beaten and elevates Indiscipline into the pantheon of DTF contributors reserved for the likes of LeeHarveyKennedy, IMO.

I'll actually miss this thread.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: TAC on May 17, 2020, 07:35:15 AM
Time for me to run my own Roulette.


In!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: lonestar on May 17, 2020, 07:54:26 AM
Time for me to run my own Roulette.


In!!

Seconded!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: Indiscipline on May 17, 2020, 08:07:29 AM
Oh, it's gotta happen!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: The Walrus on May 17, 2020, 08:16:21 AM
sending Monica Heldal in every single roulette forever
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: King Postwhore on May 17, 2020, 08:19:41 AM
Golf theme.  I'm Craig Stadler.

Gregg will get it. 
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: TAC on May 17, 2020, 09:57:01 AM
I thought Stadler would be Stadler.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: The Walrus on May 17, 2020, 09:58:09 AM
Someone start a new roulette. Podaar included  :hat
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: TAC on May 17, 2020, 10:01:10 AM
Golf theme.


What kind of trash talk?

“Your mother is a day trader!”
“My mutual fund is bigger than yours!”
“I hope you make a sandwich and then you realize you have no more Grey Poupon!”

Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Indiscipline on May 17, 2020, 10:17:39 AM
I'm calling dibs on Al Czervik!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: lonestar on May 17, 2020, 10:29:35 AM
*goes and looks for new roulette, is disappointed*
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 17, 2020, 11:11:43 AM
Golf theme.


What kind of trash talk?

“Your mother is a day trader!”
“My mutual fund is bigger than yours!”
“I hope you make a sandwich and then you realize you have no more Grey Poupon!”
Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Finally Frank
Post by: King Postwhore on May 17, 2020, 11:25:59 AM
Golf theme.


What kind of trash talk?

“Your mother is a day trader!”
“My mutual fund is bigger than yours!”
“I hope you make a sandwich and then you realize you have no more Grey Poupon!”

Oh yeah?  Watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONOTl3nbXOE
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Cool Chris on May 17, 2020, 11:54:22 AM
I stand in awe of the familiarity you all have with great and obscure music.

No doubt! I am playing checkers are you are all playing 3-Level chess.

I'm calling dibs on Al Czervik!

(https://i.imgur.com/hoOrAgg.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 17, 2020, 12:02:24 PM
I’m calling Jean Van de Velde.

Gregg, don’t let us down.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 17, 2020, 12:03:28 PM
I’m calling Jean Van de Velde.

Gregg, don’t let us down.

🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Podaar on May 17, 2020, 12:28:31 PM
Y’all are sweet. It’s not going to happen, and even if it did. It would need to take place in the winter months when I’m not so busy. Sorry, guys.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 17, 2020, 12:42:29 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/images/0a6182efc5ec93a6242b570f81394c0e/tenor.gif)

In my profession, no means maybe.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: ariich on May 17, 2020, 01:09:20 PM
Y’all are sweet. It’s not going to happen, and even if it did. It would need to take place in the winter months when I’m not so busy. Sorry, guys.
Excellent, next winter it is!

That's what you said, right?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Cool Chris on May 17, 2020, 01:10:33 PM
In my profession, no means maybe.

I wish I could say the same about Mrs. Cool Chris.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: The Walrus on May 17, 2020, 02:09:50 PM
Well I'm maybe definitely probably never running another roulette so someone needs to.  :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: TAC on May 17, 2020, 02:18:55 PM
Y’all are sweet. It’s not going to happen, and even if it did. It would need to take place in the winter months when I’m not so busy. Sorry, guys.

Did you avatar just WINK??

Like it wasn't creepy enough!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: ariich on May 17, 2020, 02:19:00 PM
TFW everyone is sad about the absence of roulettes when they're all currently in your roulette. :sadpanda:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: The Walrus on May 17, 2020, 02:20:38 PM
TFW everyone is sad about the absence of roulettes when they're all currently in your roulette. :sadpanda:

Only because I gotta wait a week before sending moar :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: TAC on May 17, 2020, 02:25:19 PM
TFW everyone is sad about the absence of roulettes when they're all currently in your roulette. :sadpanda:

You mean WTF! :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: ariich on May 17, 2020, 02:27:25 PM
I clearly meant The F*ck What. :P

(or "that feeling when", in case anyone doesn't know...)



TFW everyone is sad about the absence of roulettes when they're all currently in your roulette. :sadpanda:

Only because I gotta wait a week before sending moar :neverusethis:
Hey I think it's pretty impressive that I'm keeping rounds to a week each with the amount of music I'm getting! :P

Also on a related note, I have two different ideas for more fun approaches to roulettes that I might use in future.  - more for entertainment than anything else - which would be more quickfire.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: The Walrus on May 17, 2020, 02:48:03 PM
That wasn't a dig at you being slow, but rather some impetus for someone else to run a roulette!  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Podaar on May 17, 2020, 04:32:26 PM
Like it wasn't creepy enough!

You can't know how much it pleases me that my visage creeps you out!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Crow on May 17, 2020, 04:39:12 PM
yeah i think i've moved past the need for roulettes too but i might run short ones occasionally if i feel like it
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: The Walrus on May 17, 2020, 05:01:16 PM
yeah i think i've moved past the need for roulettes too but i might run short ones occasionally if i feel like it

Yeah, I discover so much new music now on a weekly basis that there's no need to run a roulette unless/until I tap out of that. My #1 goal in sending in roulettes now is just to give a taste of what I like and who I am, as well as introducing the host to stuff they probably wouldn't listen to otherwise, since I have zero grasp on what people here like in prog music  :lol

All that to say, someone, please run a backyard wrestling roulette so I can piledrive Cyril's ass east of the wall :neverusethis:

(https://i.imgur.com/tKMkNa2.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Elite on May 17, 2020, 05:07:57 PM
Should I think of a silly concept for one again? It's been almost two years since my last one.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: King Puppies and the Acid Guppies on May 17, 2020, 07:27:47 PM
Should I think of a silly concept for one again? It's been almost two years since my last one.
Do it! Wasn't your last one like a golf scoring system or something like that?
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: ariich on May 18, 2020, 12:12:04 AM
Oh yeah the reverse-scoring roulette, that was great.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Crow on May 18, 2020, 12:51:26 AM
for chuckles i was considering a roulette where like. say there are 10 people, you get ranked first to last and then your placement is the number of times you get put in a roulette wheel (RNG generator tbh but same diff) so first gets 1 spot, second gets 2 spots, etc. until 10th which gets 10 spots. then the (metaphorical) dice is rolled and one name is pulled from the hat to be eliminated. like a slot machine. or something i'm just making up random luck comparisons the point is it'd be a bad roulette where you just get randomly eliminated but in a weighted way compared to your performance. also considering that 1st place gets immunity instead and everyone else gets put in the roulette corresponding to their rank or etc.

i'm pretty sure nobody would play in this roulette. it's the actual worst roulette idea. which is why it sounds fun
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: ariich on May 18, 2020, 12:55:25 AM
That's a great roulette idea because it's more like an actual roulette. I'd definitely play.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Crow on May 18, 2020, 12:57:43 AM
i was also considering it could be like, cumulative
so that if in round 1 you got 3 slots and in round 2 you got 8 slots you'd have a total of 11 slots in round 2's roulette
so long-term performance does matter to an extent too
i just feel like it'd suck to run tho. "you sent me the second best song of the round 5 times in a row and you're eliminated while the person who's sent the worst song 5 times in a row is still here because lol RNG"
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: ariich on May 18, 2020, 01:08:08 AM
Yeah that would be the downside, definitely.
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: jingle.boy on May 18, 2020, 04:50:46 AM
TFW everyone is sad about the absence of roulettes when they're all currently in your roulette. :sadpanda:

Don't take offense ya bloke, for most of us .... ONE IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 18, 2020, 07:31:34 AM
I'll do another roulette later this year, most likely
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: The Walrus on May 18, 2020, 07:40:16 AM
I'll do another roulette later this year, most likely

I want it now!

(https://i.imgur.com/icPnb6U.gif)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 18, 2020, 07:46:42 AM
I'll do another roulette later this year, most likely

I want it now!

(https://i.imgur.com/icPnb6U.gif)

If you're gonna send me Randy Newman I'm postponing it as long as I possibly can :neverusethis:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: The Walrus on May 18, 2020, 08:42:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/4BggGWz.gif)

Actually, I have more interesting plans for your tastes, buddy  :biggrin:
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 18, 2020, 08:54:17 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/4BggGWz.gif)

Actually, I have more interesting plans for your tastes, buddy  :biggrin:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/14Py6kcxKKQ/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: The Walrus on May 18, 2020, 08:55:14 AM
That guy is a knob  :lol
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Buddyhunter1 on May 18, 2020, 08:57:14 AM
I was fraaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaamed
he got nothing to do with meeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Anyways, looking forward to it :corn
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: Stadler on May 18, 2020, 09:23:39 AM
Sorry, I disappear on weekends (that's when the real work for me begins!) but this was an amazing roulette and a shit tonne of fun.  Thank you!   

Now back to Gene....
Title: Re: RouletteMania! v. Do It, Gregg!
Post by: jingle.boy on March 03, 2024, 05:45:46 AM
I just finished up reading this thread over the past few weeks.  As we all said, this was and still is the Roulette Gold Standard (no offense to any other hosts).  Even as a re-read, I was in tears laughing so hard on a few occasions.

Best.
Roulette.
Ever.