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Because you touch yourself at night.
Uncle Ricky wants YOU to show some respek
Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on March 08, 2011, 01:21:37 PMBecause you touch yourself at night.daytime, too.
Quote from: Chino on March 08, 2011, 12:07:27 PMQuote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 08, 2011, 11:18:20 AMI've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.Just no fapping, or no ejaculating? Both.
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 08, 2011, 11:18:20 AMI've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.Just no fapping, or no ejaculating?
I've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 08, 2011, 12:50:52 PMQuote from: Chino on March 08, 2011, 12:07:27 PMQuote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 08, 2011, 11:18:20 AMI've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.Just no fapping, or no ejaculating? Both.How ferocious was the release when you finally did?
I think the people who would actually benefit from this thread are the people that won't admit that they would benefit from this thread.
Oh shit, you're right!rumborak
Quote from: sneakyblueberry on March 08, 2011, 03:49:45 PMI think the people who would actually benefit from this thread are the people that won't admit that they would benefit from this thread. I dont see the benefit of this thread for anyone anywhere ever.
Quote from: Chino on March 08, 2011, 01:54:16 PMQuote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 08, 2011, 12:50:52 PMQuote from: Chino on March 08, 2011, 12:07:27 PMQuote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 08, 2011, 11:18:20 AMI've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.Just no fapping, or no ejaculating? Both.How ferocious was the release when you finally did?No homo.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!! THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.
Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?
LHK is beyond EPIC.
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 08, 2011, 12:50:52 PMQuote from: Chino on March 08, 2011, 12:07:27 PMQuote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 08, 2011, 11:18:20 AMI've already gone a year without fapping just to see if I could, but hey, more power to ya.Just no fapping, or no ejaculating? Both.WTF. Please elaborate. Why'd you choose to do this?
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.
I just finished watching some porn, then stumbled into this thread.
I thought this thread was going to be about days that you forget to masturbate.
Lynxo cured my bad breath with his penis.
Try not to masturbate for a month and then go have sex with a beautiful girl. Daaaaaamn...it feels like being virgin again!
Anyone remember the feeling when you first ejaculated? Daaaaamn...
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.
<br />Yeah, once you graduate high school, you need to listen to Death Metal like an adult.<br />
MAN FUCK YOU KUJA.
The Darklord is amazing
Quote from: Lynxo on March 09, 2011, 05:53:05 AM Anyone remember the feeling when you first ejaculated? Daaaaamn...I do, I was 12 years old. When I did it I had never watched porn before. I knew the concept of ejaculating, but never saw a video or pictures of anyone doing it. So when the time finally came I remember kinda freaking out. It was a feeling that made my knees buckle... literally.
It's for anybody not wanting to view porn. It's not about wank stories. Can this be kept on topic?
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Sure, but wouldn't you rather challenge yourself to something more worthwhile? It's like challenging yourself to only doing right-turns when driving. It's hard,and sure it can be done, but what's the point?rumborak