Since I'm pretty sure I already know where things stand with my submission, I can't "backfire" with any additional pressure. So, in order to speed things along, it's BAD joke time. Three bad jokes will be delivered every hour until resultz are posted.
Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No?
Well, well, well....
Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!"
One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
You have one more hour...