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I am not a girl who has a lot of friends or who hangs out with friends. In fact, I do not have any friends.
"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."
And honestly, could her name on that dating site be more trivial?
Now that Obama has closed Gitmo, when will he turn his attention to the abuses and torturing of the onions that are used to make the angry whopper?
Quote from: emindead on October 14, 2009, 12:16:44 PM"If you think we are a match, we are not a match."Already beat you to it a few posts back lol, but yeah, I can understand everything except the skydiving thing.
Quote from: BlobVanDam on October 13, 2009, 10:55:38 PMQuote from: Nick on October 13, 2009, 10:53:02 PMI think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids. I thought so too, but maybe kids just take too much attention away from her attention-whoring ways. She doesn't seem to like the idea of anything but her being the center of the universe.Remember that she wants to give all of her focus to her husband. Kids will definitely intervene in that way.Speaking of which, she's a devout Christian. Are condoms OK over there? Because otherwise, virgin 4 life.
Quote from: Nick on October 13, 2009, 10:53:02 PMI think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids. I thought so too, but maybe kids just take too much attention away from her attention-whoring ways. She doesn't seem to like the idea of anything but her being the center of the universe.
I think the oddest thing about that entire profile is that she does NOT want kids. Seems the type of person she is (read: clingy and boring), she'd be the type to want to surround herself with kids.
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Mr. Neccy, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Leaving to go sky diving with friends I presume.
If you don't think Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time, we are NOT a match.
She's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2009, 10:44:06 AMLets get one thing straight from the start, in a relationship with me, I will always be the center of attention and you will always work to serve me. With that out of the way lets see if you could be a potential match for me.I want a woman who can control her emotions, and not have mood swings all the time, I know that a few days a month its especially hard, but that's why god invented doctors who can write prescriptions. If you can't afford health insurance and a $20 co-pay then we are not a match.I want dogs and kids, but not in that exact order. I want one dog for awhile, then two kids, and then another dog. Also, anything less than 50 lbs is not a dog. If you want a chihuahua then I suggest using the time you would otherwise spend sending me emails going to Taco Bell. Also, and this is very important, if you don't think you can control how many children you will have, then you are right out. I said two children, no more, no less.I require sex twice a day, once to help me get up in the morning, and once to help me get to sleep at night. If it is a problem to be with me every morning and night without question or exception then we are probably not a match. Also you should realize that I have shit to do, so sex during the rest of the day is not going to happen.A good sense of humor is important, if you didn't laugh at the pun I put into the first sentence of the last paragraph then you are a soulless bitch who should leave me alone. Finally I need someone who can cater to who I need them to be at any given time. You need to be able to go from loving to thoughtful to playful at any given moment. awesome.
Lets get one thing straight from the start, in a relationship with me, I will always be the center of attention and you will always work to serve me. With that out of the way lets see if you could be a potential match for me.I want a woman who can control her emotions, and not have mood swings all the time, I know that a few days a month its especially hard, but that's why god invented doctors who can write prescriptions. If you can't afford health insurance and a $20 co-pay then we are not a match.I want dogs and kids, but not in that exact order. I want one dog for awhile, then two kids, and then another dog. Also, anything less than 50 lbs is not a dog. If you want a chihuahua then I suggest using the time you would otherwise spend sending me emails going to Taco Bell. Also, and this is very important, if you don't think you can control how many children you will have, then you are right out. I said two children, no more, no less.I require sex twice a day, once to help me get up in the morning, and once to help me get to sleep at night. If it is a problem to be with me every morning and night without question or exception then we are probably not a match. Also you should realize that I have shit to do, so sex during the rest of the day is not going to happen.A good sense of humor is important, if you didn't laugh at the pun I put into the first sentence of the last paragraph then you are a soulless bitch who should leave me alone. Finally I need someone who can cater to who I need them to be at any given time. You need to be able to go from loving to thoughtful to playful at any given moment.
Quote from: Neon on October 14, 2009, 08:47:31 PMShe's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.I disagree. Such men are uncommon, but they do exist.
I lol'd how she's Christian but says she doesn't want kids.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
What I'm tempted is to meet this woman, lie about everything, then have sex with her.Then tell her the truth, light a cigarette, take a shot of vodka, tell her my condom was broken, get on my motorcycle, and leave.
Poor girl's requirements completely violate the entire 13th chapter of 1st Corinthians, especially the 5th verse. She should give that chapter a few good readings and then reassess her idea of "love."
A guy with a similar friend situation works best with me. By the way, you guys who enjoy your "guys nights", we are not a match.
Quote from: pogoowner on October 14, 2009, 08:59:43 PMQuote from: Neon on October 14, 2009, 08:47:31 PMShe's truly naive if she thinks there's a man alive who doesn't look at porn...and won't mind waiting to marry her before having sex.I disagree. Such men are uncommon, but they do exist.This. I stopped a couple years ago just as sort of a test of self-discipline and haven't done it since. The waiting for sex thing is a totally different story , but I think there are probably a handful of guys out there who are religiously devout enough to commit to something like that. Or more likely, will just lie to her about it.-J
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.
Even though I agree with most of the posts here; it still doesn't feel right that we're discussing someone behind their back like this, to each his own, we all have a little "weird" in us, I hope she finds happiness one way or another.