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Title: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Prog Snob on December 20, 2016, 10:42:12 AM
So, I just finished watching Lucky Number Slevin and as always I root for the hitmen. Whether they're the bad guys or good guys, it doesn't matter. There are so many to choose from. Whether they come from a more comical film such as Martin Blank or someone in a more serious role like Leon. Who are your favorites? I'll just name the first few that come to mind.

Antonio Banderas/Sylvester Stallone in Assassins - extremely underrated film
John Travolta/Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction - nothing more needs to be said
Richard Bright in The Godfather trilogy
Anne Parillaud in Nikita - Female assassin, very sexy
Tom Cruise in Collateral

Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Kotowboy on December 20, 2016, 10:44:13 AM
Jean Reno in Leon.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Prog Snob on December 20, 2016, 10:47:12 AM
That's definitely one of my favorites, especially him taking Mathilda under his wing. I remember there were talks of them making a sequel but I guess it never happened.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 20, 2016, 10:53:33 AM
Vincent vega
Jules from pulp fiction

Black mamba from kill bill

Leon

What's her face from point of no return

Bond

T800 model 101 from terminator (I guess he's a robot hitman)

A lot of different people from the godfather

Boondock saints guys

Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Adami on December 20, 2016, 10:54:39 AM
Vincent vega
Jules from pulp fiction


Just based on Pulp Fiction alone, dude is a terrible hitman.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: King Postwhore on December 20, 2016, 11:08:27 AM
Martin Q. Blank -- Grosse Pointe Blank.

Ken Daley -- In Bruges

The Terminator
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: ReaperKK on December 20, 2016, 12:29:55 PM
The first thing that came to mind was Leon from The Professional.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Adami on December 20, 2016, 12:31:50 PM
The Terminator

I'd also argue that all of the Terminators were awful hitmen, since none of them killed their targets. (even though they did kill loads of other random people)
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: LudwigVan on December 20, 2016, 01:08:12 PM
Vincent vega
Jules from pulp fiction

Black mamba from kill bill

Leon

What's her face from point of no return

Bond

T800 model 101 from terminator (I guess he's a robot hitman)

A lot of different people from the godfather

Boondock saints guys

Bridget Fonda.  She made for a hot hitwoman.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: FracturedMirror on December 20, 2016, 01:09:36 PM
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Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men was a good one.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Prog Snob on December 20, 2016, 01:16:10 PM
The Terminator

I'd also argue that all of the Terminators were awful hitmen, since none of them killed their targets. (even though they did kill loads of other random people)

So, they were the Stormtroopers of hitmen?
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Adami on December 20, 2016, 01:17:03 PM
The Terminator

I'd also argue that all of the Terminators were awful hitmen, since none of them killed their targets. (even though they did kill loads of other random people)

So, they were the Stormtroopers of hitmen?

Hmmmm, in so much that they always failed to deliver, yea.

Reminds me of how Kevin Smith described the Death Troopers from Rogue One. "They're basically Storm Troopers that can aim"
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Prog Snob on December 20, 2016, 08:02:48 PM
I was just about to ask what Rogue One is but then remembered my Facebook feed.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: KevShmev on December 20, 2016, 08:49:22 PM
Vincent vega
Jules from pulp fiction


Just based on Pulp Fiction alone, dude is a terrible hitman.

I was thinking the same thing.  Vincent was awful in particular, since he got killed because he left his gun on the kitchen counter in the home of the guy he was supposed to kill, while he was busy hitting the head.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Phoenix87x on December 21, 2016, 05:25:02 AM
Vincent vega
Jules from pulp fiction

Black mamba from kill bill

Leon

What's her face from point of no return

Bond

T800 model 101 from terminator (I guess he's a robot hitman)

A lot of different people from the godfather

Boondock saints guys

Bridget Fonda.  She made for a hot hitwoman.

So hot. Want to touch the hiney. I love tough, badass chicks. I like girls that can hold their own. That's really the only one's Im attracted to.


And the vincent vega thing. Yeah, he definitely sucks as a hitman. My initial though was like "greatest" as in most memorable or one's I most enjoyed watching. As an actual hitman, he sucks.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Kotowboy on December 21, 2016, 05:29:09 AM
Gotta go with James Bond also.

Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: soupytwist on December 21, 2016, 06:01:14 AM
Angel Eyes (The Good, The Bad and the Ugly)
The Jackal (Day of the Jackal).
John Wick.
Francisco Scaramanga (Man with Golden Gun).
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: King Postwhore on December 21, 2016, 06:07:47 AM
The Terminator

I'd also argue that all of the Terminators were awful hitmen, since none of them killed their targets. (even though they did kill loads of other random people)

If by the best in the field I would agree but in stature I would think they are up there.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Orbert on December 21, 2016, 11:09:49 AM
Martin Q. Blank -- Grosse Pointe Blank.

First one I thought of.  Great flick, great character.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Prog Snob on December 21, 2016, 09:37:27 PM
Martin Q. Blank -- Grosse Pointe Blank.

First one I thought of.  Great flick, great character.

Apparently  there was a sequel to this.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Orbert on December 21, 2016, 10:00:24 PM
Really?  I've never
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Adami on December 21, 2016, 10:00:59 PM
I'll also add Ben Affleck's Batman to this list.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Prog Snob on December 21, 2016, 10:07:20 PM
Really?  I've never

War Inc. It's called an informal sequel. But is stars John, as a hitman, and his sister Joan.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: TioJorge on December 21, 2016, 10:39:19 PM
Sicario.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Orbert on December 22, 2016, 11:24:08 AM
Really?  I've never

War Inc. It's called an informal sequel. But is stars John, as a hitman, and his sister Joan.

I'd heard of that movie, but never saw it.  John and Joan, but different characters.  Different names, anyway.  Aykroyd again, too, but since he's the Vice President he's obviously not the same character, plus he's alive.

But now I have to check out this movie if I get a chance.  I like Cusack in most things.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Prog Snob on December 22, 2016, 05:44:24 PM
Really?  I've never

War Inc. It's called an informal sequel. But is stars John, as a hitman, and his sister Joan.

I'd heard of that movie, but never saw it.  John and Joan, but different characters.  Different names, anyway.  Aykroyd again, too, but since he's the Vice President he's obviously not the same character, plus he's alive.

But now I have to check out this movie if I get a chance.  I like Cusack in most things.

Same here. I've always been a fan of his. He's obscure and I like that in an actor. He makes some really great movie choices. Gross Pointe Blank was a must see for me when it came in the theater. One of my favorite actors playing an assassin in a dark comedy. That's a trifecta for me.

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
The Grifters  :heart
Runaway Jury
Being John Malkovich
and one of my favorite movies, Identity

There are plenty more but you get the idea. 
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: pogoowner on December 22, 2016, 10:17:21 PM
It's TV, but I still feel compelled to give Sterling Archer a mention.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Accelerando on December 22, 2016, 11:59:30 PM
Tom Cruise in Collateral

A criminally (buhdumpsh) underrated role for Cruise. I remember when the Academy Awards came out with their nominations that year, it was Jamie Foxx was nominated, and not Cruise. Not to take anything away from Foxx, who was also fantastic, but Cruise had   the best performance in that film.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Orbert on December 23, 2016, 08:41:03 AM
Vincent was awesome.  He would be my second choice, right after Martin Blank.

Trivia: The character was written as Vincent Collateral.  That's right, "Collateral" was his last name, thus the name of the movie.  Tom Cruise thought that that was stupid and convinced Michael Mann to change it to just Vincent.  The only remaining reference to the title is a scene where Max (Jamie Foxx) says something about just being collateral.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Prog Snob on December 23, 2016, 08:42:33 AM
I have to agree with Tom on that.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Orbert on December 23, 2016, 08:52:22 AM
Seriously.  When I read that, I thought it was a good move all the way around.  Apparently there's a deleted scene where his last name is confirmed.  Ultimately, it doesn't actually contradict anything so it still works.  Some would say that the deleted scene reveals his last name, but since hit men don't exactly use their real names anyway, it's a moot point.

Personally, I like the idea that "collateral" comes from Jamie Foxx's line, how he's just collateral in all this.  I like movies where the title isn't obviously connected to things in the movie, or you have to take a second to figure out why it is what it is.
Title: Re: Greatest Movie Hitmen
Post by: Prog Snob on December 23, 2016, 09:18:42 AM
Same here. I prefer some obscurity with films. With the lack of decent comedies these days, I find independent films far more satisfying. Big budget films are boring these days, unless they have a decent plot.