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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3430 on: February 19, 2020, 12:54:49 PM »
OK, reposting this pic. Hope it doesn't disappear.

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3431 on: February 19, 2020, 01:16:11 PM »
I wish it would disappear.

I'll bet he can go 60% of the way down with his elbow.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3432 on: February 19, 2020, 01:31:12 PM »
I'll bet he can go 60% of the way down with his elbow.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3433 on: March 11, 2020, 12:19:34 PM »
"I just came home from Italy. Want a bite?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3434 on: March 11, 2020, 12:48:01 PM »
Bet her name is 'Audrey 2'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3435 on: March 11, 2020, 02:17:52 PM »
Sir Mix-A-Lot approves
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3436 on: March 11, 2020, 03:17:40 PM »


I'll bet he can go 60% of the way down with his elbow.

No doubt.


Sorry I neglected the thread.

Take it, Chad.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3437 on: March 11, 2020, 04:30:03 PM »
Wahoo!!!  Double win here and in Scenes.  I'll try to fire something up later tonight / tomorrow morning
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3438 on: March 11, 2020, 05:01:05 PM »
Wahoo!!!  Double win here and in Scenes.  I'll try to fire something up later tonight / tomorrow morning

I beginning to question the sense of humor of this forum.     :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3439 on: March 11, 2020, 05:14:47 PM »
Wahoo!!!  Double win here and in Scenes.  I'll try to fire something up later tonight / tomorrow morning

I beginning to question the sense of humor of this forum.     :lol

J Boy winning both makes me question it even more.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3440 on: March 11, 2020, 08:55:10 PM »
Wahoo!!!  Double win here and in Scenes.  I'll try to fire something up later tonight / tomorrow morning

I beginning to question the sense of humor of this forum.     :lol

J Boy winning both makes me question it even more.

Quick review of the leaderboard in both has you looking up at me.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3441 on: March 11, 2020, 09:01:32 PM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3442 on: March 11, 2020, 09:01:58 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3443 on: March 11, 2020, 09:20:24 PM »
I swear, this is how dogs do it.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3444 on: March 11, 2020, 09:54:57 PM »
If it walks like a mud duck, sounds like a mud duck, and smells like a mud duck.......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3445 on: March 12, 2020, 08:07:09 AM »
You're right Mike.....your quack really stinks.......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3446 on: March 12, 2020, 08:14:15 AM »
So, am I a chick?

Push harder and your wally-wally will come out.

Has it been four months already?!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3447 on: March 12, 2020, 08:27:25 AM »
I can't see the pic. Not a caption.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3448 on: March 12, 2020, 08:29:37 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3449 on: March 12, 2020, 09:02:20 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3450 on: March 12, 2020, 09:31:08 AM »
Looking to find some grapes at his lemonade stand.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3451 on: March 12, 2020, 05:18:31 PM »
Sorry dude, Costco was out of TP...you're gonna have to rinse again.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3452 on: March 14, 2020, 09:56:26 AM »
"Do I have any virus on my ass?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3453 on: March 14, 2020, 10:26:41 AM »
Some beauties that brought a nice chuckle, but this one takes it for the cross-thread lolz.

Has it been four months already?!

nope.... just four days.

Yer up Gregg
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3454 on: March 15, 2020, 07:18:34 AM »
Yes! It's been awhile. Thanks, Chad.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3455 on: March 15, 2020, 07:20:14 AM »
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3456 on: March 15, 2020, 07:41:52 AM »
When you stare right at the pumpkin's seed.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3457 on: March 15, 2020, 06:24:48 PM »
Helloween concert - cabaret style.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3458 on: March 18, 2020, 12:54:44 PM »
Chad and Joe. Why don't you rock/paper/scissor for the victory. I can't decide.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3459 on: March 18, 2020, 12:59:33 PM »
I know it's not October.....but you ladies in the mood for some 'pumpkin spice'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3460 on: March 18, 2020, 03:28:17 PM »
Would you like some sweetie's little girl?  Come a little closer.

What's up shnookem's?  Do the drapes match the carpet?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3461 on: March 19, 2020, 01:57:31 PM »
I know it's not October.....but you ladies in the mood for some 'pumpkin spice'

Go, Gary!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3462 on: March 19, 2020, 02:09:15 PM »
Thanks Gregg  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3463 on: March 19, 2020, 02:46:11 PM »
Yeah, that’s about right.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3464 on: March 19, 2020, 03:31:35 PM »
Yeah, I'd rub my eye too if I got poked by that thang.

For those times when I can't maintain an erection, I told my wife to go out and buy a dildo that most resembled my size.  She should have put it in a box.  Sorry 'bout that.

...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!