Just re-read the reviews. Mystery man's comments and ratings are as consistent as Romney's final two months of campaigning. Comments from the songs that got a 2.5 score:
"Definitely might have to check more of this disc."
"but not much memorable about it either."
"Not quite what we were going for with the theme, but not bad."
"...the best kind of keys... I like the dancy beat too ... Not bad at all."
"didn't like his tone, and the whole thing sounded very artificial in spots... Still it moved along pretty decent, so it was ok."
"Weird song. Also, it had keyboards but no rutting deer at least."
"Good, good, could have been a 3. Should really have been a 3"
And as for this week's theme (Heavy, but doesn't need to be metal)... inb4 RJ sends The Dead!