The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[pg1067]

Great batch, Zydar!

Or Johnny Knoxville?

Is that a real person?

There's a real benefit to the fact that Tim is three hours ahead of me!

[Snow Dog]

Pretty sure the guy in question is Felipe Carvalho. A Google search would provide more information than I know of, but he’s basically some random dude with internet fame mostly for shitposting selfies in several NFL themed Facebook groups.

[Zydar]

You can say he's de-composing.

[hefdaddy42]

 

[pg1067]

[Zydar]

It's Friday, my dudes and dudettes.

[pg1067]

This may be a repeat.

[Stadler]

It is, but I love it!!!!

[Zydar]

[Stadler]

I have personally done every one of those except put my daughter in a freezer. 

[Orbert]

I'm not so sure about that one.  I'll remain standing if there's something that catches my attention and a quick glance shows that there's nowhere close to sit down, but after five minutes, I'm either sitting somewhere or moving on.  Besides, who mounts their TV way the fuck up high like that?  (Answer: People who love neck strain.)

[Zydar]

[El Barto]

If it were only that bad. I hear music in grocery stores now that I had to wade through throngs of angry Jesus-freaks just to see in concert.

[Stadler]

That's a great batch. 

[jammindude]

If it were only that bad. I hear music in grocery stores now that I had to wade through throngs of angry Jesus-freaks just to see in concert.

My biggest shock was hearing Loved to Death by Megadeth in an *APPLE COMMERCIAL*.. 

[Cool Chris]

My kids bought me a Dad Joke of the Day calendar for Christmas. That "bread in captivity" joke was from a day this week.

I don't know who that guy in the Netflix intro picture is, but there is a gif of him from that picture turning around in frustration. I use that gif all the time in texts to express displeasure.

[Orbert]

Our main grocery store plays "classic rock" and honestly it's a better mix than the local classic rock radio station.  I've heard relatively obscure album tracks and other hidden gems.  It's gotten to the point where I don't mind going grocery shopping (and if you knew me, you'd know what a big deal that is).

[lonestar]

If it were only that bad. I hear music in grocery stores now that I had to wade through throngs of angry Jesus-freaks just to see in concert.

Yeah, I think it was when I heard a muzak version of the Who in a store was when I knew I was over the hill

[Zydar]

Yeah, I think it was when I heard a muzak version of the Who in a store was when I knew I was over the hill

Jeez

[Orbert]

Muzak versions blow.  I remember going shopping with my mom and hearing semi-familiar tunes playing in the department stores and thought that they made nice background music for shopping, but once I started recognizing songs I grew up with (years later) I just couldn't.

But I didn't think we were talking about Muzak rock songs.  I hear actual classic rock, original artists and recordings, playing in the grocery stores.  It helps me get through it.

[pg1067]

These two and the cooking dachshund are great!