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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6405 on: March 28, 2011, 09:46:20 AM »
Just because you buy the big ones doesn't mean you're big.  Usually quite the opposite, thus the woman's "Oh fuck no" look.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6406 on: March 28, 2011, 12:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Guitarded on March 27, 2011, 01:36:15 AM


What prog nerds think sex with a woman is really like.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6407 on: March 28, 2011, 12:14:09 PM »

"I WILL HAVE SEX WITH A GIGANTIC EXPIRED CONDOM! I WILL! I WILL I TELL YOU!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6408 on: March 28, 2011, 12:18:52 PM »
Quote from: Guitarded on March 27, 2011, 01:36:15 AM


At least with this condom, you'll see if it has a pinhole.
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Re: Those walls used to be painted blue. Gross.....
« Reply #6409 on: March 28, 2011, 12:52:14 PM »


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Re: Those walls used to be painted blue. Gross.....
« Reply #6410 on: March 28, 2011, 02:20:15 PM »


Full-body condom, get it now.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6411 on: March 29, 2011, 12:13:32 AM »
Quote from: tick on March 28, 2011, 05:34:54 AM
Honey I shrunk the porn stars.
I like this. It's creative and made me lol. Winrar.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
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Re: It's always time for The Decemberists!
« Reply #6413 on: March 29, 2011, 05:43:57 AM »
Quote from: tick on March 23, 2011, 03:57:55 PM
Please refrain from calling winners if your not the judge.

Chill man, just expressing my approval of LHK's well-placed Decemberists reference.
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Re: It's always time for The Decemberists!
« Reply #6414 on: March 29, 2011, 07:03:56 AM »
Quote from: skydivingninja on March 29, 2011, 05:43:57 AM
Quote from: tick on March 23, 2011, 03:57:55 PM
Please refrain from calling winners if your not the judge.

Chill man, just expressing my approval of LHK's well-placed Decemberists reference.
Chill? I made a civil request. I'm not being hostile. I would prefer judges are not influenced by other posters. Is that ok with you?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6415 on: March 29, 2011, 07:07:29 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6416 on: March 29, 2011, 07:14:36 AM »
"I need to chop this one up but seem to have misplaced my knife. Can you help me out?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6417 on: March 29, 2011, 07:21:30 AM »
Quote from: tick on March 29, 2011, 07:07:29 AM


The Ginsu can cut through anything!! It dices, it slices, it murders. It's versatile!!  Get it while your still alive!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6418 on: March 29, 2011, 08:31:48 AM »
Mr. President, this is special agent Hochner.  I'm afraid it is as we feared.  There is a Steve Martin copycat on the loose.  We plan to notify the SNL crew immediately before this gets ugly.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6419 on: March 29, 2011, 08:34:32 AM »
Well, when Julia and I first started dating, she said, "I can't go out with just anybody.  A girl's gotta have her standards."  So I says, "Like what?"  And she says, "Well...can you slice a pickle with your head?"  We've been happily married ever since.  That's all I'm sayin'.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6420 on: March 29, 2011, 08:52:06 AM »
Quote from: tick on March 29, 2011, 07:07:29 AM


Typical guy.  Always having food on the brain.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6421 on: March 29, 2011, 09:38:58 AM »
Quote from: tick on March 29, 2011, 07:07:29 AM


It took a cleaver through his skull to do it, but Timmy finally likes the Tick emoticon.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6422 on: March 29, 2011, 10:28:42 AM »
Proof that men don't think with their brain, only their pickle.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6423 on: March 29, 2011, 10:58:10 AM »
Never bring a pickle to a knife fight........
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6424 on: March 29, 2011, 11:42:15 AM »
Me-"Damn honey, what a night at work."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6425 on: March 29, 2011, 11:56:30 AM »
Quote from: tick on March 29, 2011, 07:07:29 AM


This is how agents hunt for comedians in the wild.  This must be Steve Martin's agent.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6426 on: March 29, 2011, 02:13:41 PM »
What are you all staring at me for?
Oh! You're wondering how I got this pickle? Long story  :laugh:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6427 on: March 29, 2011, 03:36:29 PM »
"I dont waaaant a pickle....."

All apologies to Arlo Guthrie.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6428 on: March 29, 2011, 03:39:05 PM »
I'm surprised Snooki could reach this high.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6429 on: March 29, 2011, 09:38:02 PM »
Edited to remove caption. TOTALLY did not see the cleaver there.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6430 on: March 29, 2011, 10:06:20 PM »
Just a man and his pickle. Can life be any sweeter?
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Re: 9 days without an unchanged caption!
« Reply #6431 on: March 30, 2011, 01:05:15 AM »


"...But don't get me wrong, I'm still happy to see you, doctor!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6432 on: March 30, 2011, 05:38:21 AM »
Quote from: TempusVox on March 29, 2011, 10:58:10 AM
Never bring a pickle to a knife fight........
A very close second, but...

Quote from: Durg on March 29, 2011, 10:28:42 AM
Proof that men don't think with their brain, only their pickle.
Your winner ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you all for a rousing round filled with mystery and intrigue!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6433 on: March 30, 2011, 05:56:09 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6434 on: March 30, 2011, 06:02:57 AM »
Next!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6435 on: March 30, 2011, 06:19:43 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6436 on: March 30, 2011, 07:58:31 AM »
Camel Tow
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6437 on: March 30, 2011, 08:18:47 AM »
4 humps and one bump, and that truck is finished.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6438 on: March 30, 2011, 08:24:42 AM »
Quote from: chknptpie on March 30, 2011, 07:58:31 AM
Camel Tow

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I got nothing after that.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6439 on: March 30, 2011, 08:50:30 AM »
It's the Dromedary Ferry!
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