Spy
Melissa McCarthy as an overweight, behind-the-scenes spy who finally gets her chance to prove herself as a field agent. From the trailers, it looked horrible, but there was always the chance that it somehow had enough redeeming qualities to make it worthwhile. I'd actually heard it was funny, and my wife wanted to watch it, so okay.
It was exactly what I thought it would be. Lots of jokes about her loser appearance, apparently supposed to be funny; nothing specifically about her weight because you're not allowed to call women "fat" anymore (even if they are) but every possible variation instead, plus a handful of related jokes you can make about female that don't work for males. So that was horrible.
Yet there were enough genuinely funny moments to keep me watching. Jason Statham as a caricature of Jason Statham characters from Jason Statham movies helped a lot. ("I've driven a car off a building while on fire. Not the car, me!" "I've used defibrillators... on myself!") Jude Law as Jude Law from every Jude Law movie. ("I'm handsome and suave and women love me" -- okay, he didn't actually say that, but that was the idea.)
Somehow I watched the whole thing and laughed a lot. Probably helped that I wasn't sober. Still a horrible movie, but I laughed, so there you go.