I didn't respond to this thing yet, so I'll do that.
Favorite Band -
I don't think I have something like a 'favourite band', because I tend to listen to a lot of different music at the same time and my tastes switch around (I tend to enjoy heavy music more in the winter, and laid-back stuff in the summer, though this isn't set in stone). I have no idea what my current favourite artists would be, but my statistics of bands I've seen live would say it's Leprous and Haken. Other favourites, or have-been-favourites in the past include Dream Theater, Pain of Salvation, Porcupine Tree, Pink Floyd, Agent Fresco, Ulver and Radiohead. Check my latest top 50 for more, I guess.
Favorite Color -
Blue.. uhh, I mean red.
Favorite Guitarist -
History would suggest John Petrucci, although I love Guthrie Govan's work as well.
Favorite TV Show/Movie -
I don't really care for TV. The only shows I've watched in full are Lost and Breaking Bad (not counting Better Call Saul which is still going on). My favourite film is without a doubt Apocalypse Now, with Alien and The Deer Hunter coming behind.
Favorite Drummer -
I find Baard Kolstad to be amazing to watch.
Favorite Emulsifier -
Your mom.
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee -
I can't recall having ever seen a film any of these two plays in, so neither.
Total Number/Guesstimate of Albums you own Physical copies of -
450, not counting doubles.
Favorite Video Game -
Tough one, though in overall play-time I bet it would be either Halo 2 or Halo 3, but the hours I logged in there are mostly multiplayer. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion for being the most immersive game I've played, I guess that one would be my favourite. Nowadays I rarely play video-games, and when I do, it's usually old stuff I have played before. Lately (like 3 months ago) I've been on an Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind kick.
Chuck Norris or John Petrucci -
See the favourite guitarist question, combine that with the answer to Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan and it should be pretty clear. Other than the memes, I have no idea who this guy is.
Most Disliked Band -
None?
Bungee Jumping or Sky Diving -
If I had to choose, Sky Diving, but I'm not doing any. Never.
Favorite Female Vocalist -
The girl singing in Oceans of Slumber.
Favorite Male Vocalist -
I don't know.
What instruments do you play?
Mainly guitar (see my band), but also saxophone, bass guitar, piano and drums. I can sing well enough to be a backing vocalist if needed (or drowned out by the sound of 30 other singers in a choir).
Sing in the Shower?
Yes, preferably stupid music.
Pee in the Shower?
Yes.
Average Air Speed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow -
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
Assuming a spherical swallow in a vacuum… ah… forget it