Author Topic: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks! (Read 262625 times)

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2450 on:** June 05, 2015, 06:51:11 AM »

Well, I'm trying to eat better but damn, the doughnuts are free!

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #2451 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:01:32 AM »

I will also be abstaining from donuts for the foreseeable future. Hef needs to drop some weight.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2452 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:20:13 AM »

King understands the Hef but the King is weak.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2453 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:35:25 AM »

The king needs to step outside of himself and become DRILL SERGEANT FUCKING KING and tell King to STOP BEING A LITTLE GIRL AND MAN UP AND EAT THAT WATERMELON AND PRETEND LIKE IT'S KRISPY FUCKING KREME AND YOU WILL LOVE IT BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE AN ICED CREAM FILLED DELICACY OF DOUGHY AWESOMENESS. THAT'S WHAT YOUR WATERMELON AND STRAWBERRIES TASTE LIKE, PASTRY. EAT IT, YOU MAGGOT AND FUCKING LOVE IT. THEN LOSE TONS OF WEIGHT AND BE EVEN MORE OF WINNER IN THE GAME OF LIFE. PURPLE MONKEY FUCKING DISHWASHER, PRIVATE!

Or something like that. I imagine a person would be pretty motivated by that.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2454 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:36:45 AM »

Nope. It didn't work.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2455 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:37:21 AM »

Are you sure you did it right? You have to say "fuck" a lot.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2456 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:40:30 AM »

That's the key to loosing weight. I'll tell the wife.

bl5150 · « **Reply #2457 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:40:45 AM »

Fuck I love fucking doughnuts

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2458 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:41:53 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 05, 2015, 07:40:30 AM

That's the key to loosing weight. I'll tell the wife.

I didn't say "you have to fuck a lot", I said you have to SAY "fuck" a lot.

Though I like your idea better.

Bolsters · « **Reply #2459 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:42:13 AM »

Quote from: bl5150 on June 05, 2015, 07:40:45 AM

Fuck I love fucking doughnuts

You're supposed to eat them.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2460 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:42:39 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 05, 2015, 07:41:53 AM

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 05, 2015, 07:40:30 AM
That's the key to loosing weight. I'll tell the wife.

I didn't say "you have to fuck a lot", I said you have to SAY "fuck" a lot.

Though I like your idea better.

I like both ideas.

bl5150 · « **Reply #2461 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:47:10 AM »

Haha.............oops. I'm actually quite pissed.

I allowed a couple of mates to convince me that it was a good idea to go out and shoot some pool for a few hours and Holy Fucking Moly. Three hours of super loud doof doof music later and I am mentally exhausted . I drank as much as I could and in the end I just said to the guys "I can't take this any more" and so I'm home now and need some therapy.

I have been reminded in no uncertain terms of how cool it is to be a homebody and listen to cool music all day and never have to listen to radio etc..............I was at the point where I would've begged for the waterboarding to start.

Just poured another ouzo and I think I need some Pantera or something to cancel all that crap out as quick as possible.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2462 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:50:26 AM »

bl5150 · « **Reply #2463 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:51:38 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 05, 2015, 07:50:26 AM

Below is the TAC version of my post

Quote from: bl5150 on June 05, 2015, 07:47:10 AM

Haha.............oops. I'm actually quite pissed.

I allowed a couple of mates to convince me that it was a good idea to go out and shoot some pool for a few hours and Holy Fucking Moly. Three hours of super loud music later and I am mentally exhausted . I drank as much as I could and in the end I just said to the guys "I can't take this any more" and so I'm home now and need some therapy.

I have been reminded in no uncertain terms of how cool it is to be a homebody and listen to cool music all day and never have to listen to radio etc..............I was at the point where I would've begged for the waterboarding to start.

Just poured another ouzo and I think I need some Pantera or something to cancel all that crap out as quick as possible.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2464 on:** June 05, 2015, 07:54:30 AM »

He is broken as a human being.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2465 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:13:46 AM »

I feel the need to listen to some Winger today.

bl5150 · « **Reply #2466 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:17:32 AM »

I feel the need..............the need to update my profile.

Zydar · « **Reply #2467 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:18:20 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 05, 2015, 08:13:46 AM

I feel the need to listen to some Winger today.

Listening to Winger AND turning down doughnuts? You should see a doctor about that.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2468 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:23:12 AM »

My doctor is Kip Winger.

bl5150 · « **Reply #2469 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:24:32 AM »

Calling Dr Love

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2470 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:25:09 AM »

Somebody get me a doctooooooooooooor

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2471 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:25:31 AM »

*sings high harmony*

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2472 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:25:46 AM »

That pick is for Tim's eyes only.

bl5150 · « **Reply #2473 on:** June 05, 2015, 08:26:17 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 05, 2015, 08:25:31 AM

*sings high harmony*

woo woo

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2474 on:** June 05, 2015, 09:02:50 AM »

Good Morning Everyone!

Today is going to be a good day.

Well.. the next few days will be. Panda is on her way to Yuma AZ to pick my niece up. She's going to be staying with us for a week. I miss her so damn much. I haven't seen her in almost a year.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2475 on:** June 05, 2015, 09:19:55 AM »

Very cool Jay! Enjoy!

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2476 on:** June 05, 2015, 12:59:04 PM »

Quote from: JayOctavarium on June 05, 2015, 09:02:50 AM

Good Morning Everyone!

Today is going to be a good day.

Well.. the next few days will be. Panda is on her way to Yuma AZ to pick my niece up. She's going to be staying with us for a week. I miss her so damn much. I haven't seen her in almost a year.

Panda And Jay - sitting in a tree.

Bitching about Jay's work probably

Kotowboy · « **Reply #2477 on:** June 05, 2015, 01:00:07 PM »

HEY REAP !!!

Went to my Dads after work and he told me to go buy some oil and top up the oil in my bike.

So I do that. Then he says " Did you drain the old oil first ? "

Nope !

You didn't tell me to !

Cue a ride back to his house to drain some of the oil away

It's all learning !

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2478 on:** June 05, 2015, 02:29:58 PM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on June 05, 2015, 12:59:04 PM

Quote from: JayOctavarium on June 05, 2015, 09:02:50 AM
Good Morning Everyone!

Today is going to be a good day.

Well.. the next few days will be. Panda is on her way to Yuma AZ to pick my niece up. She's going to be staying with us for a week. I miss her so damn much. I haven't seen her in almost a year.

Panda And Jay - sitting in a tree.

Bitching about Jay's work probably

I had a guy get so pissed off at me over something (that was is own fault... I had nothing to do with it) that I actually called the police in fear of safety.

And I just found out I have to crack the whip of cleaning over the weekend. The property manager is going to be doing a site inspection and a walk through of the property, which isn't a huge deal, but one of the focuses is going to be our office. Apparently they have some money in the budget for "improvements" to our office and she's going to sit down with my supervisor and myself to discuss it and take our suggestions. Personally I'm shooting for a 5.1 surround system....

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2479 on:** June 06, 2015, 05:41:19 AM »

Morning. Sipping on my coffee. Chillin'.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2480 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:08:58 AM »

Morning king.

I just rewatched Terminator 2, and now to do some programming.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2481 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:11:58 AM »

That was the second movie the wife and I saw dating. Damn that was a long time ago.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2482 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:12:29 AM »

Morning guys

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2483 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:13:59 AM »

Morning Jay.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2484 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:14:59 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 06, 2015, 07:11:58 AM

That was the second movie the wife and I saw dating. Damn that was a long time ago.

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere (a terminator joke, not a joke about your age

).

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Author Topic: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks! (Read 262625 times)