But I want to come back to the notion of a Groupon for a first time massage experience. Had your wife ever had a massage? Did she get any recommendations for this place or she just randomly came across what looked like a good deal. I know it is a long shot but I'd love to see THAT ad.
I've bought her multiple massage packages but it was always through my brothers work. I really don't know 'where' she found this Groupon.....but....this was her second Groupon purchase that was questionable. Her first one was a Hotel Room purchase in Nashville when we were on a road trip years ago. Let's just say we didn't sleep a wink for fear of murder and being infected by biohazard remnants
She has since sworn off Groupons after the massage experience
And the first part you and your wife were sitting next to each other? How does one get a lower body massage while seated? (I'm not doubting your story, I'm just trying to understand the set up...)
Yeah.....we were seated in these pretty comfy chairs....leaned back but not all the way laying down and the massage 'therapists' were seated kind of on the floor in front of us on these small benches and they just worked over our calves, hamstrings, quads and feet. As I mentioned.....getting that done a few hours after running a half marathon was freaking awesome!
And since you were separated for the 2nd part, what was your wife's experience with her massage? And more importantly, if the place hadn't got raided, would you have gone back?
She said that she was most definitely NOT fully naked like I was.....and it was similar to what she was used to from Massage Envy. But, she was finished a good 10 minutes before I was.
Don't think I'd have went back. For as good as it all felt it was a really strange experience. I haven't had a massage since.....not that I won't ever again but it was just weird.