The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[Stadler]

Great, now I have that song stuck in my head. 

Dude, I've been giggling about that all day yesterday and into this morning.   

If I ever need a fake female name, I'm using "Pamela Bellam".   

[lonestar]

[Jamesman42]

Her cumbacks are just like black metal: brutal.

[King Postwhore]

[Orbert]

[wolfking]

Outstanding! 

[Metro]

That reminded me of something I made a while back

[TAC]

Awesome!!!

[wolfking]

Lol @ the 'Play Cygnus' down the front.

[lonestar]

Totally stealing lol

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

 

[Orbert]

(But Neil wrote the lyrics)

[King Postwhore]

(But Neil wrote the lyrics)

And no politicians write their own speeches.

[Adami]

(But Neil wrote the lyrics)

And no politicians write their own speeches.

I think Lincoln wrote that speech.

[King Postwhore]

(But Neil wrote the lyrics)

And no politicians write their own speeches.

I think Lincoln wrote that speech.

Yes, I wasn't clear enough.  Today's politicians....

[Stadler]

(But Neil wrote the lyrics)

And no politicians write their own speeches.

I think Lincoln wrote that speech.

Yeah?  And Ozzy wrote "Bark At The Moon". 

It's not well known, but Sharon Osbourne was Lincoln's Chief of Staff.

[Orbert]

This is how conspiracy theories get started.

[pg1067]

[TAC]

 

[Zydar]

[T-ski]

The hair color one. 

[Orbert]

I've never understood people who talk on their phone like it's... it's... I don't even.

[lonestar]

I've never understood people who talk on their phone like it's... it's... I don't even.

I mean occasionally I will at home and have them on speaker while walking around the house when I'm alone, but holy fuck never in public.

[lordxizor]

I've never understood people who talk on their phone like it's... it's... I don't even.

I mean occasionally I will at home and have them on speaker while walking around the house when I'm alone, but holy fuck never in public.

I don't understand why you're use speaker if you're still going to hold your phone. I use speaker so I can keep my hands free and usually set the phone on a table or desk. If you're going to hold it like that just put the damn thing up to your ear.

[Orbert]

What I've seen is that some people use speaker just so they don't have to hold it to their ear.  Apparently that's more important than the fact that everyone can hear their conversation (and they don't care who it bothers).

[Adami]

What I've seen is that some people use speaker just so they don't have to hold it to their ear.  Apparently that's more important than the fact that everyone can hear their conversation (and they don't care who it bothers).

I would never hold my phone like in public. But in my own home? Damn right. I just lay back or something, put the phone speaker and lay it on my chest. Just a more comfortable way to talk. But yea, in public I hold it.

[pg1067]

Frankly, if discount Jesus with a man-bun and a v-neck is your soulmate, you probably don't care that he holds the phone like that.  Also, I think Stads brought that up not long ago in the mildly irksome thread.

Glue Gun Stanley, the Frozen recorder, the hair color, and A-Ha are all first-rate.  Bravo!   

[pg1067]

[Stadler]

Frankly, if discount Jesus with a man-bun and a v-neck is your soulmate, you probably don't care that he holds the phone like that.  Also, I think Stads brought that up not long ago in the mildly irksome thread.

Glue Gun Stanley, the Frozen recorder, the hair color, and A-Ha are all first-rate.  Bravo!   

I did.  I just think that is douchy, and rude.   (A couple days ago, my step son got into an... altercation with a dude in his unit that was talking out loud on speakerphone, then got mad when some of the other guys started making fun of him.  "Why are you guys eavesdropping on my call?"  And my step son - the senior soldier on the detail - was like "because you broadcast it to the entire room, dipshit.")

I don't get the hair dye one.   Love Glue Gun Stanley and A-Ha.

[pg1067]

I don't get the hair dye one.

It's two different boxes next to each other, with different women, but the pictures are similar enough that the combination makes her look like she's...ummm...what's the word....

[TAC]

Glue Gun Stanley

[Orbert]

The obvious theoretical question is: Who would win a duel between Machine Gun Kelly and Glue Gun Stanley?  I'm pretty sure Kelly would win, but it would be pretty entertaining to watch.

[pg1067]

The obvious theoretical question is: Who would win a duel between Machine Gun Kelly and Glue Gun Stanley?  I'm pretty sure Kelly would win, but it would be pretty entertaining to watch.

Depends.  If they're more than 10 feet away from each other, then Kelly has the advantage.  However, if Stanley can get close enough, it negates Kelly's firepower advantage.

 

[XJDenton]

I think it would be over after the first round.

[Orbert]

I don't understand why there are so many jokes and memes about recorders.  I loved hearing my kids play music.  I joined them when I could.  What could possibly be cooler than playing music with your kids?