The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[pg1067]

BAA...AAAAAAAAHHHLLLLL!!!!

 

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

 

[coz]

BAA...AAAAAAAAHHHLLLLL!!!!

[pg1067]

[Lonk]

BAA...AAAAAAAAHHHLLLLL!!!!

 

https://youtu.be/U1Kfpmlu1sU?t=16

[ReaperKK]

[TAC]

WOW!!

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

It's stuff like this why my wife and I have separate bathrooms 

[King Postwhore]

I'm stealing this for Facebook. Get ready of all the females that will give me crap. Lol

[ReaperKK]

It's stuff like this why my wife and I have separate bathrooms 

Different bathrooms was such a game changer in our marriage.

[jingle.boy]

It's stuff like this why my wife and I have separate bathrooms 

Different bathrooms was such a game changer in our marriage.

Double vanity for us.  Not that we needed it for this kind of reason - mrs.jingle is the kind of person where 'everything has it's place', so this would drive her absolutely bonkers.

[TAC]

It's stuff like this why my wife and I have separate bathrooms 

What kind of guy needs his own bathroom? 
Are you giving yourself a perm or something?

[Orbert]

It's just easier.  We have the same setup.  When I go into the bathroom to brush my teeth or shave, I don't want to deal with a counter full of other people's stuff sitting there that IMO should have been put back in the cabinet.  I need to pull out a cup so I can brush my teeth, and there isn't even a couple square inches of open counter to set it on.  Fuck that.  I just started using the downstairs bathroom, problem solved.  No waiting and plenty of space available.

[lordxizor]

I need to pull out a cup so I can brush my teeth

So this might be one of those "I've been doing it wrong this whole time" things... but why do you need a cup to brush your teeth?

[jammindude]

I need to pull out a cup so I can brush my teeth

So this might be one of those "I've been doing it wrong this whole time" things... but why do you need a cup to brush your teeth?

Ya that baffles me as well.

I hope we’re not about to start another “do you use the fly in your underwear” rant. 

[Orbert]

You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after?  I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.

[Adami]

You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after?  I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.

I just use my hand. But a cup makes more sense.

[lordxizor]

I just use my hand as well

[jammindude]

Now I feel weird because I just stick my head down and drink from the spigot. (Well…just under. I don’t put my mouth on the spigot because I’m not an animal or a toddler)

[lordxizor]

Now I feel weird because I just stick my head down and drink from the spigot. (Well…just under. I don’t put my mouth on the spigot because I’m not an animal or a toddler)

I have too big of a head to fit in there.

[El Barto]

Rinsing after you brush washes away the fluoride you just spend money to apply. Best option is to use toothpaste without sodium laurel sulfate, spit it out, and let what's left do its thing.

[Stadler]

Now I feel weird because I just stick my head down and drink from the spigot. (Well…just under. I don’t put my mouth on the spigot because I’m not an animal or a toddler)

I have too big of a head to fit in there.

Haha, me too!  But I use my hand (and rarely warm water; I will hit the nozzle over to cool for that part).  No cup.  Or on the odd occasion when I take the toothbrush in the shower, I will use water from the shower head.

[Harmony]

You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after?  I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.

Um...people do realize (I hope) that when a toilet is flushed - especially with the lid up - that aerosolized particles from inside the toilet bowl gets spread over everything, right?

This means a toothbrush left out inside a drinking cup on the counter is probably not anything you'd want inside your mouth.

It is also a good reason why frequently changing any towels that you use that have been hanging on a bar by the shower/toilet is a good idea.

The make-up/curling iron photo looks familiar - when my daughter was still at home, this was the state of her bathroom 99% of the time.  Plus every surface had a thin layer of hair spray - and let's face it - poop on it.  Eeesh.

Saw a TT video the other day of a man who "surprised" his girlfriend by backing her into the bathroom under the pretense of giving her a surprise.  Then on the count of 3 he had her turn around to see he had taken a hammer to every bit of make up she owned.  All in a way to demonstrate (I guess) that he loved her without the make up.  She looked like she wanted to fucking strangle the dude and was literally crying.  I hope like hell she dumped his sorry ass. 

[wolfking]

What kind of guy would think that's a good idea? 

[Harmony]

What kind of guy would think that's a good idea? 

A very dumb one.  But more likely one who doesn't want other dudes hitting on his dolled up girlfriend.  Fear with a heaping dose of jealousy is not a good luck for a dude-bro.

[TAC]

What kind of guy would think that's a good idea? 

A very dumb one.  But more likely one who doesn't want other dudes hitting on his dolled up girlfriend.  Fear with a heaping dose of jealousy is not a good luck for a dude-bro.

Sounds like a control freak.

[wolfking]

What kind of guy would think that's a good idea? 

A very dumb one.  But more likely one who doesn't want other dudes hitting on his dolled up girlfriend.  Fear with a heaping dose of jealousy is not a good luck for a dude-bro.

I always laugh in this situation.  Maybe the fellas should look after themselves more instead of worrying about the gf so she wouldn't want to look at other guys.

[pg1067]

What is a TT video?

[Harmony]

TikTok

[Cool Chris]

I don't know if it's ever occurred to me to rinse after brushing my teeth.

But yes, we love our double vanity. Same thing with our nightstands. In mine currently I have my hand cream (relax guys, I work with my hands for a living), my bluetooth headband, the remote for the bedroom TV, and that's it. Hers is literally filled so much is barely closes. If you asked her I bet she couldn't tell you three things that were in there.

[Ben_Jamin]

You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after?  I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.

Um...people do realize (I hope) that when a toilet is flushed - especially with the lid up - that aerosolized particles from inside the toilet bowl gets spread over everything, right?

This means a toothbrush left out inside a drinking cup on the counter is probably not anything you'd want inside your mouth.

It is also a good reason why frequently changing any towels that you use that have been hanging on a bar by the shower/toilet is a good idea.

The make-up/curling iron photo looks familiar - when my daughter was still at home, this was the state of her bathroom 99% of the time.  Plus every surface had a thin layer of hair spray - and let's face it - poop on it.  Eeesh.

Saw a TT video the other day of a man who "surprised" his girlfriend by backing her into the bathroom under the pretense of giving her a surprise.  Then on the count of 3 he had her turn around to see he had taken a hammer to every bit of make up she owned.  All in a way to demonstrate (I guess) that he loved her without the make up.  She looked like she wanted to fucking strangle the dude and was literally crying.  I hope like hell she dumped his sorry ass.

People also use their phones while in the bathroom. How many people actually clean their phones after? All those germs are now getting into other areas because they were using their phones while using the toilet.

[Jamesman42]

When you think about it, there is shit everywhere!

[wolfking]

You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after?  I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.

Um...people do realize (I hope) that when a toilet is flushed - especially with the lid up - that aerosolized particles from inside the toilet bowl gets spread over everything, right?

This means a toothbrush left out inside a drinking cup on the counter is probably not anything you'd want inside your mouth.

It is also a good reason why frequently changing any towels that you use that have been hanging on a bar by the shower/toilet is a good idea.

The make-up/curling iron photo looks familiar - when my daughter was still at home, this was the state of her bathroom 99% of the time.  Plus every surface had a thin layer of hair spray - and let's face it - poop on it.  Eeesh.

Saw a TT video the other day of a man who "surprised" his girlfriend by backing her into the bathroom under the pretense of giving her a surprise.  Then on the count of 3 he had her turn around to see he had taken a hammer to every bit of make up she owned.  All in a way to demonstrate (I guess) that he loved her without the make up.  She looked like she wanted to fucking strangle the dude and was literally crying.  I hope like hell she dumped his sorry ass.

People also use their phones while in the bathroom. How many people actually clean their phones after? All those germs are now getting into other areas because they were using their phones while using the toilet.

Just have the phone in the opposite hand you're wiping your ass with, simple.

[Ben_Jamin]

When you think about it, there is shit everywhere!

https://youtu.be/ohlW9SbhLzc

[Ben_Jamin]

You don't fill a cup with warm water to rinse after?  I'm pretty sure most bathrooms I've seen have a toothbrush and cup sitting there.

Um...people do realize (I hope) that when a toilet is flushed - especially with the lid up - that aerosolized particles from inside the toilet bowl gets spread over everything, right?

This means a toothbrush left out inside a drinking cup on the counter is probably not anything you'd want inside your mouth.

It is also a good reason why frequently changing any towels that you use that have been hanging on a bar by the shower/toilet is a good idea.

The make-up/curling iron photo looks familiar - when my daughter was still at home, this was the state of her bathroom 99% of the time.  Plus every surface had a thin layer of hair spray - and let's face it - poop on it.  Eeesh.

Saw a TT video the other day of a man who "surprised" his girlfriend by backing her into the bathroom under the pretense of giving her a surprise.  Then on the count of 3 he had her turn around to see he had taken a hammer to every bit of make up she owned.  All in a way to demonstrate (I guess) that he loved her without the make up.  She looked like she wanted to fucking strangle the dude and was literally crying.  I hope like hell she dumped his sorry ass.

People also use their phones while in the bathroom. How many people actually clean their phones after? All those germs are now getting into other areas because they were using their phones while using the toilet.

Just have the phone in the opposite hand you're wiping your ass with, simple.

Particles man...the particles spray everywhere when you flush.