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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1925 on: August 13, 2022, 04:48:17 AM »
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."

Yes.

Right, just as we say someone might have a metered response.

Who the fuck says that?

What, do you want me to name names? :lol

Not really, I've just never heard that phrase in my life.  "measured response", yes.  Metered?  Never.

Could be a me thing.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1926 on: August 13, 2022, 06:29:32 AM »
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I now want to know if, in metric-using, English-speaking countries, they use the word "inched."

Yes.

Right, just as we say someone might have a metered response.

Who the fuck says that?

What, do you want me to name names? :lol

I'm sure that Miles wouldn't give a metered response.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1927 on: August 13, 2022, 12:40:34 PM »
I wonder if any guys named "Miles" go by "One-Point-Six-Kilometers" when they're outside the U.S.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1928 on: August 13, 2022, 12:41:44 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on August 13, 2022, 12:40:34 PM
I wonder if any guys named "Miles" go by "One-Point-Six-Kilometers" when they're outside the U.S.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1929 on: August 14, 2022, 12:50:03 AM »
Have you never heard of the famous trumpeter 1.6km Davis?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1930 on: August 14, 2022, 01:03:25 AM »
:lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1931 on: August 14, 2022, 08:39:41 AM »
So would that mean in the UK Spiderverse has 1.6km Morales?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1932 on: August 14, 2022, 04:50:51 PM »
Don't forget Transporter Chief 1.6km O'Brien.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1933 on: August 14, 2022, 05:03:56 PM »
Just in case Tim is lurking................what about that Winger classic 1.6 Kilometres Away?  :metal
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1934 on: August 14, 2022, 05:09:22 PM »
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Just in case Tim is lurking................what about that Winger classic 1.6 Kilometres Away?  :metal

What does Seventeen compute to in the metric system?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1935 on: August 14, 2022, 05:24:48 PM »
Seventeen has no equivalent and is considered immutable.  It just IS.   :metal
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1936 on: August 14, 2022, 05:25:42 PM »
Quote from: bl5150 on August 14, 2022, 05:24:48 PM
Seventeen has no equivalent and is considered immutable.  It just IS.   :metal

I think you're right about that. I've tried to mute it a number of times.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1937 on: August 14, 2022, 05:27:13 PM »
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Quote from: bl5150 on August 14, 2022, 05:24:48 PM
Seventeen has no equivalent and is considered immutable.  It just IS.   :metal

I think you're right about that. I've tried to mute it a number of times.

I chose that term for a reason and you did not disappoint  :lol  :tup
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1938 on: August 14, 2022, 05:39:18 PM »
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Quote from: bl5150 on August 14, 2022, 05:24:48 PM
Seventeen has no equivalent and is considered immutable.  It just IS.   :metal

I think you're right about that. I've tried to mute it a number of times.

Tried is the key word here. And Tim failed. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1939 on: August 14, 2022, 06:19:50 PM »
Quote from: bl5150 on August 14, 2022, 05:03:56 PM
Just in case Tim is lurking................what about that Winger classic 1.6 Kilometres Away?  :metal

 :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1940 on: August 14, 2022, 06:22:10 PM »
What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km?  :metal
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1941 on: August 14, 2022, 06:22:59 PM »
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km?  :metal

804.6km more?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1942 on: August 14, 2022, 06:24:43 PM »
Our house is in the middle of our street.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1943 on: August 14, 2022, 06:25:30 PM »
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km?  :metal

Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ?  My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1944 on: August 14, 2022, 06:30:01 PM »
Love sibling stories like that. My brother and I rib each other like that all the time.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1945 on: August 14, 2022, 06:33:54 PM »
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Our house is in the middle of our street.

For some reason, I've always found this song interesting.  I don't hate it.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1946 on: August 14, 2022, 06:34:37 PM »
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km?  :metal

Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ?  My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine  :lol

It is a fucking horrid song, no question.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1947 on: August 15, 2022, 10:28:01 AM »
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Our house is in the middle of our street.

Does it have a crowd?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1948 on: August 15, 2022, 10:40:24 AM »
Quote from: bl5150 on August 14, 2022, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: wolfking on August 14, 2022, 06:22:10 PM
What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km?  :metal

Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ?  My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine  :lol
Give it time, it grows on you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCuljPiNi8
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1949 on: August 15, 2022, 12:40:36 PM »
Quote from: Vmadera00 on August 15, 2022, 10:40:24 AM
Quote from: bl5150 on August 14, 2022, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: wolfking on August 14, 2022, 06:22:10 PM
What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km?  :metal

Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ?  My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine  :lol
Give it time, it grows on you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCuljPiNi8

No.no.  This version is better.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&t=2s
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1950 on: August 15, 2022, 12:47:32 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1951 on: August 16, 2022, 10:05:43 AM »
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What about that classic song I will walk 804.6km?  :metal

Did you actually know that this is my most hated song of all time ?  My sister and I have a bit of a running joke where whenever we catch up , whoever is the visitor generally gets their most hated song on immediate rotation and 500 fucking miles is mine  :lol

For me, it's "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes; this was the impetus of my choice in the "12 Song Album Game" or whatever it's called.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1952 on: August 16, 2022, 01:34:07 PM »
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« Reply #1955 on: August 23, 2022, 11:41:21 AM »
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« Reply #1956 on: August 23, 2022, 11:43:44 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #1958 on: August 24, 2022, 08:44:42 AM »
Luft balloons for the win.  :)

The spaghetti one; I carried around a piece that my daughter did just like that, but with q-tips. I have a picture somewhere but it was SO COOL.  I had to throw it away, though, because it collected dust and a spider decided to live in there, creeping out my kid.
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