The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[Adami]

Thank you for that.

[T-ski]

Love the inflatable pool and the text and disappear ones.

[Stadler]

The inflatable pool.  "I need to poop!"

I also liked the dentist one.

[jingle.boy]

Really good batch there, Zy.

[pg1067]

Before we moved into our current house (which has a pool), we bought one of those pools...not the inflatable one, but the one that has a PVC pipe frame and is about three feet deep.  Kept it up for about three months and, when I disassembled it and saw the patch of dead grass, I was super bummed.  I just hadn't given any thought to the reality of what was happening underneath.  I'm pretty sure the damn thing sat in a shed for the next two years because I didn't want to deal with it again.

Funny thing is that my wife now teaches a yoga class at that company's offices once a week.

[Zydar]

[Nekov]

 

Great batch. I laughed way too much at the Tina Turner one

[pg1067]

That's fucking nightmare fuel.

[YtseBitsySpider]

Simply the best

[Stadler]

Simply the best

Don't start that; we don't need another hero.   

[Ben_Jamin]

Simply the best

It's better than all the rest.

[ReaperKK]

Simply the best

Don't start that; we don't need another hero.   

What about a Private Dancer?

[Zydar]

It truly is a mad world.

[lonestar]

[pg1067]

Huh?

[El Barto]

Huh?

Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.

[lonestar]

Huh?

Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.

We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.

Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.

[hefdaddy42]

It happens plenty here in NC as well.

[pg1067]

Huh?

Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.

We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.

Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.

Then I guess it's a good thing I've never heard of that.

[lonestar]

Huh?

Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.

We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.

Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.

Then I guess it's a good thing I've never heard of that.

Same type of dipshits that jack catalytic converters.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

Huh?

Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.

We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.

Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.

Then I guess it's a good thing I've never heard of that.

Same type of dipshits that jack catalytic converters.

I didn't realize people still did this kind of stuff 

[pg1067]

Huh?

Y'all don't have copper thieves in California? Hell, I figured you guys invented it.

We did, specifically it was invented in Stockton.

Pg.... Tweekers steal copper then recycle it for dope funds.

Then I guess it's a good thing I've never heard of that.

Same type of dipshits that jack catalytic converters.

I didn't realize people still did this kind of stuff 

That I've heard of.  I see a bunch of posts on Facebook about it, and our local state legislator recently introduced some sort of legislation to address it.

[El Barto]

Stealing copper and platinum is the sort of crime that follows the general economy. It was huge in the late 2000s, and we'll be seeing an uptick again now.

For my part, these assholes are the lowest form of life in the criminal hierarchy. My least favorite of all criminals. Destroying $10k worth of air conditioning to steal $75 worth of copper seriously pisses me off.

[lonestar]

Stealing copper and platinum is the sort of crime that follows the general economy. It was huge in the late 2000s, and we'll be seeing an uptick again now.

For my part, these assholes are the lowest form of life in the criminal hierarchy. My least favorite of all criminals. Destroying $10k worth of air conditioning to steal $75 worth of copper seriously pisses me off.

I have the same opinion of catalytic converter thieves, my bro had his ripped off his work truck a few months back, still hasn't found a replacement. Completely fucked his life over a few bucks worth of recyclables

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

Stealing copper and platinum is the sort of crime that follows the general economy. It was huge in the late 2000s, and we'll be seeing an uptick again now.

For my part, these assholes are the lowest form of life in the criminal hierarchy. My least favorite of all criminals. Destroying $10k worth of air conditioning to steal $75 worth of copper seriously pisses me off.

I have the same opinion of catalytic converter thieves, my bro had his ripped off his work truck a few months back, still hasn't found a replacement. Completely fucked his life over a few bucks worth of recyclables

The stupid part about this is there are waaaay easier ways to make a few bucks. Heck, just go get a job! There are literally thousands of job openings within a 40 miles radius of me...

[lonestar]

Stealing copper and platinum is the sort of crime that follows the general economy. It was huge in the late 2000s, and we'll be seeing an uptick again now.

For my part, these assholes are the lowest form of life in the criminal hierarchy. My least favorite of all criminals. Destroying $10k worth of air conditioning to steal $75 worth of copper seriously pisses me off.

I have the same opinion of catalytic converter thieves, my bro had his ripped off his work truck a few months back, still hasn't found a replacement. Completely fucked his life over a few bucks worth of recyclables

The stupid part about this is there are waaaay easier ways to make a few bucks. Heck, just go get a job! There are literally thousands of job openings within a 40 miles radius of me...

Except a job won't get me my dope money within hours... And I need my dope within hours. Plus, at 200 for 20 minutes work, it's not too shabby a gig.

[Zydar]

[Lonk]

that last one gave me a chuckle 

[T-ski]

that last one gave me a chuckle 

I make jokes like this all the time to my wife with pretty much the same reaction.

[XJDenton]

An A: Drive? Damn Youngsters. I still use machines that have a B: Drive

[El Barto]

As do I, but not for their intended purposes. If I'm not mistaken a floppy drive, and either a second size floppy or an external drive like Zip. I use them for OS drives unrelated to the current OS in a multiboot system. Keeps them out of the way but still accessible, while the other drives remain constant. And at this point even D: is becoming obsolete. I haven't bothered installing a CD/DVD drive in ages. Not sure my case could even accommodate one.

[Orbert]

Pete, what the fuck

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

As do I, but not for their intended purposes. If I'm not mistaken a floppy drive, and either a second size floppy or an external drive like Zip. I use them for OS drives unrelated to the current OS in a multiboot system. Keeps them out of the way but still accessible, while the other drives remain constant. And at this point even D: is becoming obsolete. I haven't bothered installing a CD/DVD drive in ages. Not sure my case could even accommodate one.

LoL, I still have an A: B: and a D: drive, but they are all just SSDs 

I remember on my first computer, which was an old Packard Bell, it had both a 5 1/4 and a 3 1/2 floppy drive. No CD drive though. They weren't a thing back then.

[jingle.boy]

The first real Windows PC my father bought (in '91) had a 103MB hard drive, and I distinctly remember saying to him "what the hell do you need 103 megs for?".   

[Stadler]

that last one gave me a chuckle 

I make jokes like this all the time to my wife with pretty much the same reaction.

That made me laugh out loud.  The look on her face was perfect.