Didn't anyone think to translate Blob's Japanese movie title that he quoted in the first post but me?
Forget about movies about midgets and wizards, the hit movie of 2013 is going to be DTF: The Movie, a US remake of the Japanese movie "ドリーム·シアター·フォーラムは、後であなたを雌雄鑑別とあなたの女性パンティベーコン内部触手モンスターレイプ!", based on the best-selling Japanese erotic thriller novel of the same name.
Translated:
"Dream Theater Forum, you the sexing and your women panty bacon inside tentacle monster rape later!"