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If the Shawshank Redemption does not arouse you, we are not a match.STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, DTF! YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!
Quote from: Snugglebunnylovecakes on October 15, 2009, 04:14:51 PMQuote from: ariich on October 15, 2009, 04:05:07 PMQuote from: yeshua4 on October 14, 2009, 10:16:20 AMI foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soonnice one RobHow did you guess? Hahahahahahaha, you bastard. That's beautiful.
Quote from: ariich on October 15, 2009, 04:05:07 PMQuote from: yeshua4 on October 14, 2009, 10:16:20 AMI foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soonnice one RobHow did you guess? Hahahahahahaha, you bastard. That's beautiful.
Quote from: yeshua4 on October 14, 2009, 10:16:20 AMI foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soonnice one RobHow did you guess?
I foresee Rob being changed to snugglebunnylovecakes soonnice one Rob
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.
I really think her and Andy would hit it off. I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.
Quote from: El Barto on October 16, 2009, 09:45:44 AMI really think her and Andy would hit it off. I can't believe I'm the only person who sees this.I'm pretty sure The Omen is based on their hypothetical offspring
WHEN WILL YOU ADRESS MY MONKEY ARGUMENT???? NEVER???? THAT\' WHAT I FIGURED.:lol
Guys, being employed and a college graduate is a requirement.
I noticed that despite the strict lifestyle to which she (allegedly) aspires, she's still loose enough to end her sentences with prepositions.Harlot.
The bitch is clearly insane.If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.
Seriously. QuoteGuys, being employed and a college graduate is a requirement.What if someone's employed or even owns their own business and is very successful, and meets all the other requirements and stuff, but just doesn't have their degree?
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on October 15, 2009, 09:03:06 PMThe bitch is clearly insane.If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.Why do you call her a "bitch"?
guitar cozmo rockshe knows how to party hardwhere are the strippers?
Quote from: reneranucci on October 16, 2009, 12:20:28 PMQuote from: hefdaddy42 on October 15, 2009, 09:03:06 PMThe bitch is clearly insane.If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.Why do you call her a "bitch"?I take it you didn't read the OP?-J
It's one thing to be picky about your preferences and that's perfectly fine. This chick is a bitch, because she goes about it so snotty and self-important, that one can draw no other conclusion.Imagine someone was telling you a story about cheese - would you prefer they called it cheese or would you ask them to instead refer to it as a solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged. Same idea here, I think.
Quote from: GuitarCozmo on October 16, 2009, 12:26:11 PMIt's one thing to be picky about your preferences and that's perfectly fine. This chick is a bitch, because she goes about it so snotty and self-important, that one can draw no other conclusion.Imagine someone was telling you a story about cheese - would you prefer they called it cheese or would you ask them to instead refer to it as a solid food prepared from the pressed curd of milk, often seasoned and aged. Same idea here, I think.Oh I see, itīs more about her attitude than anything related with being sluty. Like when you say "Hillary Clinton is a bitch who is only interested in power"
Quote from: j on October 16, 2009, 12:25:08 PMQuote from: reneranucci on October 16, 2009, 12:20:28 PMQuote from: hefdaddy42 on October 15, 2009, 09:03:06 PMThe bitch is clearly insane.If you are lucid and have a life, you are not a match.Why do you call her a "bitch"?I take it you didn't read the OP?-JHehe I did, but I donīt know, calling her like that is a little harsh, she surely seems to be a strange person, but "bitch" means something like slut or whore, and I wouldnīt go as far as that. Or maybe Iīm not understanding the correct meaning of the word.
Exactly. "Bitch" is just a generally unsavory term pointed at women who are generally snooty, stuck up, rude, inconsiderate, mean, or any number of other negative character traits you would normally not want to see in a person. It doesn't necessarily have to mean slut or whore or anything like that.Doesn't necessarily illustrate my point as well, but I still find the following anecdote hilarious:A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone but you.
I think it's meat.
If you contain seeds, we are not a match.
Now come on guys, she's just after the man Jesus would want her to have.I mean, don't you remember Jesus was against travelling? And especially on motorcycles.
If you can't start fires, you are not a match.
Zydar is my new hero. I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.
Lonestar, speaking wise.
Listen to Lonestar and trust him.
Setra, I think that is the best statement I have read on this forum. Very well said.