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Offline Tick

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6790 on: April 24, 2011, 08:04:36 PM »
Wooo hooo! gross wins!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6791 on: April 24, 2011, 08:08:44 PM »
Quote from: tick on April 24, 2011, 08:04:36 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!


This is a job for Captain Handjob!!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6792 on: April 24, 2011, 09:07:07 PM »
This Peter Gabriel cover band never really took off.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6793 on: April 24, 2011, 09:18:12 PM »
"Dude, welcome to the band. Just do us all a favor and never ask Nigel for a hand with anything."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6794 on: April 24, 2011, 10:27:45 PM »
She said don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6795 on: April 25, 2011, 07:23:50 AM »
Quote from: tick on April 24, 2011, 08:04:36 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!


Luis Conte has nothing on me bitches!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6796 on: April 25, 2011, 02:49:17 PM »
- What do you do for a living?
- Well, I am a handyman
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6797 on: April 25, 2011, 02:53:06 PM »
Quote from: tick on April 24, 2011, 08:04:36 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!


Boy that singer's johnson look like it needs some relief, maybe I'll give him a hand.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6798 on: April 25, 2011, 02:56:27 PM »
I've got five bucks that says they're playing "The Hand Jive"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6799 on: April 25, 2011, 03:01:22 PM »
Sorry, but gotta go for the obvious...


"I am the killing HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6800 on: April 25, 2011, 03:06:11 PM »
Quote from: tick on April 24, 2011, 08:04:36 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!


Dr Mephisto's new creation, a baboon with twenty hands and 5 asses.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6801 on: April 25, 2011, 03:08:46 PM »
Quote from: tick on April 24, 2011, 08:04:36 PM
Wooo hooo! gross wins!


And my last one. 

DT rejoices when Aniland  finally makes a meaningful post.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6802 on: April 25, 2011, 04:06:39 PM »
Guitarist-"Just fucking great, the lead singer gets the cool outfit, and I'm stuck looking like a gay male nurse"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6803 on: April 26, 2011, 10:36:27 AM »
Quote from: Perpetual Change on April 24, 2011, 10:27:45 PM
She said don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.
As annoyed as I am with you the past few days, I will put that aside and pick the one that was the best in my eyes. Your up.
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Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6804 on: April 26, 2011, 10:46:06 AM »
I just started going this so if it's a repeat, let me know:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6805 on: April 26, 2011, 11:09:56 AM »
Quote from: Perpetual Change on April 26, 2011, 10:46:06 AM
I just started going this so if it's a repeat, let me know:



Close the blast doors Al!!  Damn!!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6806 on: April 26, 2011, 11:23:54 AM »
Superpooper!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6807 on: April 26, 2011, 11:37:17 AM »
"Oops, that was not the bowl I was looking for."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6808 on: April 26, 2011, 12:00:19 PM »

Playboy's women of Star Wars. Princess Leia nude at last! While he was poopin, a storm was troopin!
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Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6809 on: April 26, 2011, 12:01:14 PM »
the real death star takes aim.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6810 on: April 26, 2011, 12:04:22 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6811 on: April 26, 2011, 12:09:13 PM »
TK421, TK421, why aren't you at your post?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6812 on: April 26, 2011, 12:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Perpetual Change on April 26, 2011, 10:46:06 AM



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    Stormtrooper 2: "That's what Lord Vader ordered. We're to capture the Rebel when he tries to enter the bath room."
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6813 on: April 26, 2011, 12:20:39 PM »
Get in there you furry oaf, I don't care what you smell




SHUT DOWN ALL GARBAGE DISPOSALS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL




Fuuuuuuck......lonestars' lamb stew is going through me like a dead Ewok
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6814 on: April 26, 2011, 01:00:02 PM »
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on April 26, 2011, 12:20:39 PM
Fuuuuuuck......lonestars' lamb stew is going through me like a dead Ewok
:yeahright
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6815 on: April 26, 2011, 02:41:32 PM »
Im kidding mr.sensetive chef........


Im sure it'd go through me like baby bantha
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6816 on: April 26, 2011, 03:54:10 PM »
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on April 26, 2011, 02:41:32 PM
Im kidding mr.sensetive chef........


Im sure it'd go through me like baby bantha
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6817 on: April 26, 2011, 04:03:56 PM »
Quote from: Perpetual Change on April 26, 2011, 10:46:06 AM
I just started going this so if it's a repeat, let me know:



Sitting here at Mos Eisley wanted to shit but only farted. Stupid Jedi mind trick.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6818 on: April 26, 2011, 04:10:02 PM »
Aauugh!!!  My ass is wet!!!  Fucking Vadar, guess the powers of the dark side don't include aiming!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6819 on: April 26, 2011, 04:39:52 PM »
He produced the biggest shit to come out of Star Wars since Attack of the Clones
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6820 on: April 26, 2011, 05:11:42 PM »
vader had to hold it all the way home to not let anyone know of his cross dressing fantasies.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6821 on: April 26, 2011, 09:23:03 PM »
Blast them!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6822 on: April 26, 2011, 10:10:20 PM »
Honestly guys, I don't get this at all! I mean, we're goddamn exact copies of each other, and not one of you has to go asides from me?!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6823 on: April 26, 2011, 10:37:06 PM »
Quote from: dtismajesty on April 26, 2011, 04:39:52 PM
He produced the biggest shit to come out of Star Wars since Attack of the Clones
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6824 on: April 26, 2011, 10:57:39 PM »


Who the hell is kate and william

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