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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5110 on: December 10, 2010, 12:32:49 PM »
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5111 on: December 10, 2010, 12:47:20 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5112 on: December 10, 2010, 02:17:33 PM »
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.


AndyDT questions these girls to find out if it's ok to think about having sex and when is it appropriate to think these thoughts.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5113 on: December 10, 2010, 03:11:46 PM »
SNL tried to revive the Hans and Frans sketch with new actresses, but it failed miserably.

Just like SNL in general for the past 20 or so years.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5114 on: December 10, 2010, 03:41:25 PM »


GO!

Lorena Bobbit's profile on Facebook.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5115 on: December 10, 2010, 03:50:19 PM »
The transition from the 80's to the 90's was very rough for many hair metal singers.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5116 on: December 10, 2010, 08:33:20 PM »
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
Boy, you sure bash this AndyDT guy on what seems like a daily basis.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5117 on: December 10, 2010, 08:36:48 PM »
This isn't the way to get bigger boobs...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5118 on: December 10, 2010, 10:19:22 PM »
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
Boy, you sure bash this AndyDT guy on what seems like a daily basis.

No I don't. But you seem to point how how much I dislike this on a daily basis.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5119 on: December 10, 2010, 10:34:19 PM »


GO!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5120 on: December 10, 2010, 10:35:35 PM »
This scene from a scrapped prequel to Demolition Man was quite popular in the LGBT community.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5121 on: December 10, 2010, 11:32:54 PM »
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
Boy, you sure bash this AndyDT guy on what seems like a daily basis.

No I don't. But you seem to point how how much I dislike this on a daily basis.

What?  This is the first time I've pointed this out.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5122 on: December 10, 2010, 11:37:20 PM »
AndyDT goggles will make all women seem rather scary.
Boy, you sure bash this AndyDT guy on what seems like a daily basis.

No I don't. But you seem to point how how much I dislike this on a daily basis.

What?  This is the first time I've pointed this out.

You said in another thread that I hate everybody. Or something. I think that was you.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5123 on: December 11, 2010, 12:37:07 AM »
Oh.  I think I did.  Maybe it's hard to read tone on the internet, but I don't mean it as a personal attack.  I'm sorry.  Just joshing.  :)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5124 on: December 11, 2010, 06:41:05 AM »
Hey, I think your penis popped out.

LOL.  Wiener....er....I mean.....Winner!


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5125 on: December 11, 2010, 02:43:38 PM »
Thank you eric!!!  And away we go!!!


I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5126 on: December 11, 2010, 03:04:53 PM »
Thank you eric!!!  And away we go!!!



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« Reply #5127 on: December 11, 2010, 03:14:29 PM »
I thought it smelled like shit...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5128 on: December 11, 2010, 03:35:11 PM »
I'm all for gay pride, but the Castro District went a little too far promoting this years parade.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5129 on: December 12, 2010, 01:13:47 AM »


Prolapse awareness day
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5130 on: December 12, 2010, 06:13:05 AM »
During Joe's drive to the supermarket, he saw a sign that he felt necessary to photograph and post onto the internet.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5131 on: December 12, 2010, 06:32:01 AM »

"All I need to do is get the King in that hole and maybe I can win again. hmmm...?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5132 on: December 12, 2010, 06:33:34 AM »
"I'mma get me some pussy!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5133 on: December 12, 2010, 06:35:37 AM »
In the event I am chosen the winner of the round I ask someone else post and judge a picture. I'll be away for a week.
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not that I will win, but ya never know.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5134 on: December 12, 2010, 06:46:29 AM »
No amount of signs could have possibly prepared them for what they were about to witness.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5135 on: December 12, 2010, 08:03:47 AM »


A sign for The Raised Manholes.....the bar where everyone is so polite....theyre always asking if they can push in your stool.....but I never saw any barstools.   ???
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5136 on: December 12, 2010, 03:02:26 PM »
"Oh honey look over there! I just loved a manhole when its all grown up."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5137 on: December 12, 2010, 06:33:16 PM »
No amount of signs could have possibly prepared them for what they were about to witness.

I laughed way too hard think of too many outcomes with this post! Winna!!!
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« Reply #5138 on: December 12, 2010, 06:34:29 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5139 on: December 12, 2010, 07:58:26 PM »
Awesome.

Tell me if this is a repost.




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Re: My portrayal says that my soul is an asshole, apparently
« Reply #5140 on: December 12, 2010, 08:34:50 PM »
Awesome.

Tell me if this is a repost.





Interesting, the idea of providing us an image to comment on that is, actually, no image at all. Thus, we must create our own images and bring them to life in the minds of the others with a single pithy comment. In effect, the picture is us, which mirrors our dual participation as spectators and performers alike. You have chosen to play with the very essence of this game, turning it from mere low art into a postmodern critique of our place in a world growing increasingly interconnected, and yet separated at the same time. This is no mere challenge of wit, this is instead a portrayal of our souls.

Bravo, my good man. Bravo.


*Edit: Almost forgot my submission! Here goes:

"Boy, that dog's sure going to be confused when he finds that Shake Weight again!"
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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5141 on: December 12, 2010, 08:45:02 PM »
I can see it though. Is it showing or not?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5142 on: December 12, 2010, 08:54:36 PM »
It is not....or maybe it is.

"Dad, you forgot to pay the electric bill again."

or,

"The Invisibles Man's family portrait"

Close? Make you laugh? No?

Then it didn't show up.  :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5143 on: December 12, 2010, 08:55:41 PM »
I can see it though. Is it showing or not?
Host it at www.imgur.com

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Re: My portrayal says that my soul is an asshole, apparently
« Reply #5144 on: December 12, 2010, 11:29:38 PM »
Awesome.

Tell me if this is a repost.





Interesting, the idea of providing us an image to comment on that is, actually, no image at all. Thus, we must create our own images and bring them to life in the minds of the others with a single pithy comment. In effect, the picture is us, which mirrors our dual participation as spectators and performers alike. You have chosen to play with the very essence of this game, turning it from mere low art into a postmodern critique of our place in a world growing increasingly interconnected, and yet separated at the same time. This is no mere challenge of wit, this is instead a portrayal of our souls.

Bravo, my good man. Bravo.


*Edit: Almost forgot my submission! Here goes:

"Boy, that dog's sure going to be confused when he finds that Shake Weight again!"
:lol :lol :lol