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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4165 on: October 02, 2010, 01:44:09 PM »
Hehe it looks like poo.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4166 on: October 02, 2010, 02:45:56 PM »
"What can I say, my girlfriend really likes chocolate and I really like...."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4167 on: October 02, 2010, 02:56:58 PM »
Don't look at me, honey, the duck did it.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4168 on: October 02, 2010, 10:05:19 PM »
"If you think this is a lot of chocolate, I have THIS much *spreads hands* in my colon too."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4169 on: October 03, 2010, 07:53:59 AM »
Hahahah....if you fart in the tub it is like a jacuzzi!  Hahaha...watch................uh oh  :|
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4170 on: October 03, 2010, 09:31:47 PM »
Don't look at me, honey, the duck did it.

Not sure why, but this just cracked me up.  Win.



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4171 on: October 04, 2010, 04:31:11 AM »
Damn, bosk. Why do you have to be so awesome at everything?

:(


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4172 on: October 04, 2010, 02:34:27 PM »
Thanks, your adminship.  Here we go, and no using the caption in the pic, though it is classic...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4173 on: October 04, 2010, 02:48:57 PM »
"Thank you, Detroit!  We love you!  And, no, we will not be closing the show with 'Cat Scratch Fever,' so don't ask."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4174 on: October 04, 2010, 03:39:40 PM »
"Richard Gere walks into the bar, and to make a long story short, I made $250".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #4175 on: October 04, 2010, 04:10:47 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4176 on: October 04, 2010, 04:49:09 PM »
"Whaaaaaaaaaiiiimm Alive Again!..."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4177 on: October 04, 2010, 04:53:43 PM »
" Good evening ladies and germs. I just crapped in your cabinet and boy was that cereal stale."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4178 on: October 04, 2010, 04:58:57 PM »
" Good evening ladies and germs. I just crapped in your cabinet and boy was that cereal stale."

This is so true.  One of my cats has caught 3 mice in 2 weeks.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4179 on: October 04, 2010, 05:00:21 PM »
"Riverbottom Nightmare BAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


(I think Lonestar is old enough to get that reference)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4180 on: October 05, 2010, 09:32:00 AM »


"And then you'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall. Balls to the waaaaalllllll!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4181 on: October 05, 2010, 09:49:47 AM »

Pepino had to think of something really quick. "Free cat nip in aisle 5!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4182 on: October 05, 2010, 11:12:20 AM »


My name is Bosk1, and I live in a VAN down by TEH RIVER!

Bosk, you know why I chose you, please don't ban me
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4183 on: October 05, 2010, 11:17:31 AM »
Thanks, your adminship.  Here we go, and no using the caption in the pic, though it is classic...




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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4184 on: October 05, 2010, 11:37:09 AM »
'Ok, we got a tough crowd tonight. By the way folks, I hope everyone is ordering shots, cause I haven't had mine. Thank you, I'll be here all week unless I get eaten by a Cat."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4185 on: October 05, 2010, 12:17:24 PM »
"Richard Gere walks into the bar, and to make a long story short, I made $250".
Winner!!!  Richard Gere reference won it easily.  Sorry to choose early, but I got shit to do later.


@bosky-  I'm old enough, but didn't get the reference, please enlighten me.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4186 on: October 05, 2010, 01:59:56 PM »
Thanks lonestar!!! I'll post a pick when I get home.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4187 on: October 05, 2010, 02:22:06 PM »
@bosky-  I'm old enough, but didn't get the reference, please enlighten me.

Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas holiday special on HBO, 1977.  I searched, but couldn't find a video of that scene.  But I did find a real band performing the song, and they sound pretty good:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbOeHBQs2bA

Here's a cool video where somebody took that scene, did some cool editing, and dubbed in some Metallica:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85xRt1xdBR8
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« Reply #4188 on: October 05, 2010, 03:57:25 PM »
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4189 on: October 05, 2010, 04:00:45 PM »
Let the funny begin!!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4190 on: October 05, 2010, 05:36:11 PM »
Amazingly, these days computer algorithms can tell your sperm count from a mere picture!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4191 on: October 05, 2010, 06:03:35 PM »
camel toe, cleft pubis, camel toe
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« Reply #4192 on: October 05, 2010, 06:58:09 PM »
Dateline - August 2779:  Top scientists announce that due to rampant homosexuality observed in 800 year old photographs, that the human race must have developed asexual reproduction.
     

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« Reply #4193 on: October 05, 2010, 06:59:51 PM »
ABC's new retro spin-off, "Three's Company: San Francisco"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4194 on: October 05, 2010, 07:34:44 PM »



 Anthony Michael Hall's new signature line at JC Penney.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4195 on: October 05, 2010, 07:52:05 PM »
Pink Floyd's rejected cover for their single "Run Like Hell".

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4196 on: October 05, 2010, 07:55:39 PM »
Who wears short shorts? Me and these two broads I'm banging.

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« Reply #4197 on: October 05, 2010, 07:58:05 PM »
Jog with me to a place where men shorts are shorter than women's.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4198 on: October 06, 2010, 04:13:59 PM »
What a fantastic round.  I love all of them and most were top notch, but the winner is Rumbo.  If I see your band play again I better not see you staring at me working your algorithms. :laugh:
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #4199 on: October 06, 2010, 04:14:33 PM »
El Barto - 6
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Wolfking - 4
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Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
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ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
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Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
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Ariich - 8
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC