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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3605 on: August 20, 2010, 06:41:12 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3606 on: August 20, 2010, 10:37:45 AM »
I swore I wasn't going to vote for anything that took the Old Spice route, as that is becoming overused, and thus no longer funny. But I got to 'possum urine' and lost it, so I'm going against my initial stance and picking bosk1.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3607 on: August 20, 2010, 11:13:17 AM »



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3608 on: August 20, 2010, 11:14:16 AM »
Sorry bro. a tad late. Try getting one in next round.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3609 on: August 20, 2010, 01:24:03 PM »
I swore I wasn't going to vote for anything that took the Old Spice route, as that is becoming overused, and thus no longer funny. But I got to 'possum urine' and lost it, so I'm going against my initial stance and picking bosk1.

I swore the same thing, but the "Ah'm on a pahl o' wood!" line came to mind, and it just sorta came together from there.  :lol

I'll get a pic up in just a little bit.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3610 on: August 20, 2010, 02:03:26 PM »
Okay, here goes:

"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3611 on: August 20, 2010, 02:05:23 PM »
Jamesman and his frog.


oh...and the obligatory "At Lonestar's restaurant, appatizers are not for pussies"
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3612 on: August 20, 2010, 02:23:09 PM »


Serge was having such bad luck in the gay dating scene, he decided to make himself a Prince.
He went to kiss the little guy, but it seems old habits die hard.

Or

Hey Serge...The frog said "Ribbit", not "Rim-it"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3613 on: August 20, 2010, 02:25:37 PM »
Okay, here goes:



I'll have the McRibbit Pounder, hold the pond scum.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3614 on: August 20, 2010, 02:56:02 PM »
Okay, here goes:


Frog:"Fuck, where did my life go wrong?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3615 on: August 20, 2010, 02:57:40 PM »
Okay, here goes:



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3616 on: August 20, 2010, 03:22:30 PM »


"In Soviet Russia, we lick camel toad."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3617 on: August 20, 2010, 04:11:34 PM »
Okay, here goes:



Tryouts for the Shrek, the live action movie.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3618 on: August 20, 2010, 05:02:58 PM »
In Soviet Russia, prince kisses frog



I dunno :S

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3619 on: August 20, 2010, 05:22:15 PM »
Okay, here goes:



Tastes like chicken.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3620 on: August 20, 2010, 05:24:38 PM »
Frog: Jokes on him.  The poisonous frog and I just had sex 3 minutes ago, so I'm still covered in his slime.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3621 on: August 20, 2010, 06:08:20 PM »
"So if I do it like this it will become a princess?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3622 on: August 20, 2010, 06:15:06 PM »
"All glory to the hypnot............oh god get it off me!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3623 on: August 20, 2010, 06:19:47 PM »
God damn french.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3624 on: August 20, 2010, 06:47:50 PM »
You know if you went for my mouth, you could deep throat my tounge.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3625 on: August 22, 2010, 08:19:46 AM »
"All glory to the hypnot............oh god get it off me!"

Yeah, this.  rumby was a close second.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3626 on: August 22, 2010, 07:23:40 PM »
Yay.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
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« Reply #3628 on: August 22, 2010, 07:30:04 PM »
Yay.



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3629 on: August 22, 2010, 07:41:07 PM »
What's up dacht?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3630 on: August 23, 2010, 07:34:24 AM »
Hippity hoppity, Hitlers on his way...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3631 on: August 23, 2010, 07:37:13 AM »
Hitler. His first nude pictorial!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3632 on: August 23, 2010, 07:44:59 AM »
The dogs of war won't negotiate.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3633 on: August 23, 2010, 08:51:07 AM »
The previous Easter Bunny did not meet his standards.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3634 on: August 23, 2010, 09:19:42 AM »
Yay.



I'm a little teapot short and stout.  This is my wolfie and this is my spout!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3635 on: August 23, 2010, 09:39:52 AM »

Adolf repeats his famous bunny-chicken impression for the camera.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3636 on: August 23, 2010, 09:57:22 AM »
HARE HITLER !!

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« Reply #3637 on: August 23, 2010, 10:58:43 AM »
Yay.



Hitlers list.

1. Purify our race
2. Become a Playboy Bunny
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« Reply #3638 on: August 23, 2010, 11:31:51 AM »
At long last!  Hitler's diary found!

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-Our forces being turned back on the Russian Front:  No problem.  Ve can handle it.
-Normandy being a success for the Allies:  Ve vill overcome dis too.
-My plot to lure out and punish my nemesis, Elmer Fudd, being a failure:  Suicide ist ze only option.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #3639 on: August 23, 2010, 01:35:46 PM »
Hitler, on one of his Jager binges, contemplates changing his troops marching style from the Goose Step to the Bunny Hop.
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