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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2765 on: June 17, 2010, 07:59:27 AM »
Looks like the Cats out of the bag.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2766 on: June 17, 2010, 12:56:50 PM »
Watch, when I flex up just right, he'll start purring. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2767 on: June 17, 2010, 12:57:30 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2768 on: June 17, 2010, 12:58:54 PM »
SNIP
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2769 on: June 17, 2010, 05:04:58 PM »
I'm too tired to look for something original and creative, so here's my wallpaper.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2770 on: June 17, 2010, 08:36:35 PM »
"Hey man, save me a poke."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2771 on: June 17, 2010, 08:41:30 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2772 on: June 17, 2010, 08:57:29 PM »
"You haven't been drinking have you?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2773 on: June 17, 2010, 09:00:26 PM »
Passenger 1: "Hey, anyone else smell weed?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2774 on: June 17, 2010, 09:19:24 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2775 on: June 17, 2010, 10:25:24 PM »
I'm too tired to look for something original and creative, so here's my wallpaper.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2776 on: June 17, 2010, 11:18:29 PM »
You are lucky a fogey is posting that pic, I doubt many of the young-uns would get the reference.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2777 on: June 18, 2010, 05:13:27 AM »
"The WHOLE BAG??"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2778 on: June 18, 2010, 08:01:27 AM »
You are lucky a fogey is posting that pic, I doubt many of the young-uns would get the reference.

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2779 on: June 18, 2010, 11:44:17 AM »
You are lucky a fogey is posting that pic, I doubt many of the young-uns would get the reference.

The classics never fade lonestar!
Agreed.  Remember the packaging for that album.  That would never fly these days.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2780 on: June 18, 2010, 12:04:04 PM »
Captain, a few more of these and you might end up seeing a grown man naked. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2781 on: June 18, 2010, 12:07:04 PM »
After this, I'll let you join my "special" mile high club.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2782 on: June 18, 2010, 01:56:16 PM »
You are lucky a fogey is posting that pic, I doubt many of the young-uns would get the reference.

The classics never fade lonestar!
Agreed.  Remember the packaging for that album.  That would never fly these days.

I know, there is NO WAY you'd see that today. Thanks PMRC >:(


I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2783 on: June 18, 2010, 02:25:17 PM »
"Son of a bitch! Passenger 43 sold me a bag of dirt weed! I have a good mind to crash this bitch to teach him a lesson."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2784 on: June 18, 2010, 02:32:02 PM »
Somehow, I never paid close enough attention to this thread to realize it was a contest.  Looks like some pretty insurmountable leads have been built up, but this is too much fun not to join in.  I'm assuming I can still join?  If not, feel free to disregard my entries.  Here goess...


Stewardess over flight PA:  "...and our in-flight snack will consist of a turkey sandwich served with Dori--uh...where'd all the Doritos go?"
Pilot and Co-pilot:  *giggling uncontrollably*
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2785 on: June 18, 2010, 02:34:02 PM »
Somehow, I never paid close enough attention to this thread to realize it was a contest.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2786 on: June 18, 2010, 02:47:39 PM »

If Carslberg made plane landings, they'd probably be the coolest plane landings in the world.



No idea if you Americans have ever had that series of Carlsberg adverts, so you might not get it... :lol

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2787 on: June 18, 2010, 02:50:59 PM »
Pilot:  "Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
Co-pilot: "Learning about Cuba, and having some, uh..."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2788 on: June 18, 2010, 02:52:54 PM »
Pilot:  "Dude, where'd you get that?"
Co-pilot:  "The e*trade baby in first class gave it to me if I promised to get on the intercom and screw with his friend."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2789 on: June 18, 2010, 02:55:44 PM »
"Dude, at some point we have to take off."

"We're still on the ground?! Whoa, this stuff is good..."


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2790 on: June 18, 2010, 03:03:17 PM »
Somehow, I never paid close enough attention to this thread to realize it was a contest.  Looks like some pretty insurmountable leads have been built up, but this is too much fun not to join in.  I'm assuming I can still join?  If not, feel free to disregard my entries.  Here goess...


Stewardess over flight PA:  "...and our in-flight snack will consist of a turkey sandwich served with Dori--uh...where'd all the Doritos go?"
Pilot and Co-pilot:  *giggling uncontrollably*

Please participate!

umm, by the way, the title of the thread is The Random Caption Game
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2791 on: June 18, 2010, 03:06:05 PM »
Somehow, I never paid close enough attention to this thread to realize it was a contest.  Looks like some pretty insurmountable leads have been built up, but this is too much fun not to join in.  I'm assuming I can still join?  If not, feel free to disregard my entries.  Here goess...


Stewardess over flight PA:  "...and our in-flight snack will consist of a turkey sandwich served with Dori--uh...where'd all the Doritos go?"
Pilot and Co-pilot:  *giggling uncontrollably*

Please participate!

umm, by the way, the title of the thread is The Random Caption Game
lol 80 pages late

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2792 on: June 18, 2010, 03:23:43 PM »
"Steve and Dave soon felt freer than most to move about the country."
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2793 on: June 18, 2010, 03:25:30 PM »

bosk1 transfers his ability to keep up with caption threads into an ability to take off on time.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2794 on: June 18, 2010, 03:30:53 PM »
:|


lonestar:  "So, what do you think of the bacon flavor?"
ariich:  *puff* "Now, that's some good stuff!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2796 on: June 18, 2010, 03:42:39 PM »
I'm too tired to look for something original and creative, so here's my wallpaper.



Pilot:(After inhaling)We are now putting the no smoking sign up as we taxi...........*Exhale* 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2797 on: June 18, 2010, 03:47:40 PM »
...Please discontinue the use of all electronic devices at this time, and be certain to properly stow all tray tables, footrests, and in-seat video units where applicable. Smoking is not allowed on any Delta aircraft, and Federal law prohibits tampering with, disabling, or destroying a lavatory smoke detector. Lighted signs are...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2798 on: June 18, 2010, 04:26:49 PM »
By the way Bosk, since your not paying attention, you can enter up to 5 captions for each picture. Anything after 5 will be disallowed.
5 per picture.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2799 on: June 18, 2010, 04:31:04 PM »
I only did 5.
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."