Line: The Ride. No actual ride, you just wait in line
I went with this; perhaps not the funniest (that would be the Gator Pool), but it hit close to home. Two quick line stories from my last trip to Toronto and the trip to FLA:
One, guy going through the TSA Pre-check line asks the TSA agent if he "needs to take his belt off". He's wearing elastic banded sweat pants, I shit you not.
Two, we're in line for I forget what at Epcot - either the Mission to Space shuttle thing or the Spaceship Earth thing, and we're in line for about 10, 15 minutes, and the woman in front of me goes to me "is this the line for the ride?" I almost told her no but I didn't have the heart. She wasn't cute enough to get away with being that dumb.