I was all happy with my 4 until I realized you had to be a bass ackwards Canadian and use inverse scoring and throw everyone off, a failure even Nick avoided.
You're probably not going to like my next submission but I don't really care because it will only serve to expose your lack of musical taste. I picked a band that released an album this year I'm absolutely loving to death; but I'm going with an earlier song because of the wuss theme.
Nem, if he ranks it low, I expect you to withhold flirting and complements from jingle.