I don't think I've had a productive day in my life.
Just getting up is a full time job !
Damn right! First I have to struggle to open my eyes, then read my emails and check the internet and motivate myself to get out of bed, then I have to go all the way to the toilet and pee, then I have to walk to the table and wait for my breakfast to appear.
By the time I've done all that, I'm beat.