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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #630 on: March 10, 2024, 03:13:27 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #631 on: March 10, 2024, 04:17:04 PM »
Elmer Fudge Punch

For some reason, this one tickled me. You're up.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #633 on: March 11, 2024, 08:05:34 AM »
Thanks...and I really liked the Vanilla response too!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #634 on: March 11, 2024, 08:17:00 AM »
Katie Britt was following me!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #635 on: March 11, 2024, 08:22:34 AM »
Office, I'm on my way to my mechanic, my car has a recall for unexplained acceleration.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #636 on: March 11, 2024, 08:30:46 AM »
"Sorry, Mr Officer, but I'm still practicing for my driver license, and you must admit it's quite hard to focus on speed whilst posting on instagram with one hand and handling my beer with the other one; let alone minding the unregistered gun in the glove box and the ball of weed in the boot. You are frankly holding me to some unattainable standards!"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #637 on: March 11, 2024, 08:40:12 AM »
"Officer, please. You have to let me go. I just thought of a great response for the Scenes From a Hat thread on the Dream Theater Forums and I gotta get - OW! Fucking taser?! Really?! What do you mean DT sucks since MP left? He's back now! OW! Stop fucking tasing me!"

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« Reply #639 on: March 11, 2024, 10:49:51 AM »
"This happens every fucking time when I go shopping!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #640 on: March 11, 2024, 12:03:34 PM »
I'm almost home.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #641 on: March 11, 2024, 12:03:47 PM »
Taylor told me to.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #642 on: March 11, 2024, 01:02:36 PM »
I had to speed; the cops were chasing me.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #643 on: March 11, 2024, 02:21:15 PM »
Well officer....it's really hot out and the corpse in the trunk is going to start to smell pretty soon.......
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« Reply #644 on: March 11, 2024, 02:28:41 PM »
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #645 on: March 11, 2024, 03:04:00 PM »
My dealer said my meth lab exploded.

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« Reply #646 on: March 11, 2024, 03:23:03 PM »
I have to go back and save Doc Brown from the Libyans.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #647 on: March 11, 2024, 04:35:51 PM »
Your mom just rang in a late night booty call
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« Reply #648 on: March 12, 2024, 07:44:45 AM »
I wasn't speeding.  You were slowing.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #649 on: March 12, 2024, 09:22:20 AM »
Lot's of great responses, but I laughed the longest and the hardest at Chad's right off the bat.

Katie Britt was following me!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #650 on: March 12, 2024, 09:33:30 AM »

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gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 22
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline  - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827  -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #651 on: March 12, 2024, 09:39:20 AM »
Competitive basket weaving
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #652 on: March 12, 2024, 10:08:15 AM »
Summer Game - Distance Spitting

Winter Game - Maximum Testicle Shrinkage

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« Reply #653 on: March 12, 2024, 11:46:42 AM »
Tag
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #654 on: March 12, 2024, 12:15:30 PM »
A Roulette

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« Reply #655 on: March 12, 2024, 01:01:39 PM »
Tic Tac Toe

or, alternatively, Global Thermonuclear War
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« Reply #656 on: March 12, 2024, 01:03:56 PM »
Scenes from a Hat

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« Reply #657 on: March 12, 2024, 01:32:38 PM »
Fantasy Football

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. I live , I Die, I Live Again!
« Reply #658 on: March 12, 2024, 02:38:43 PM »
Yo Mama showdown
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #659 on: March 12, 2024, 05:01:08 PM »
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« Reply #660 on: March 12, 2024, 08:06:51 PM »
Competitive lie spotting. First round: Adam Schiff speeches.

Love ya Stadler
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« Reply #661 on: March 13, 2024, 06:59:55 AM »
Wet noodle fencing
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« Reply #662 on: March 13, 2024, 07:07:49 AM »
Finding Waldo timed competition
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« Reply #663 on: March 13, 2024, 08:57:32 AM »
Competitive lie spotting. First round: Adam Schiff speeches.

It's going to be a while before Adam Schiff references don't land.

You're up Chris.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #664 on: March 13, 2024, 09:41:45 PM »
Rule #1 in these games; Know thy judge

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Jingle.boy - 81
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
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TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline  - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827  -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Scene: New ways NFL teams are evaluating players at this year's combine.
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