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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3535 on: January 11, 2024, 05:09:33 PM »
The bust stop.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3536 on: January 11, 2024, 05:21:46 PM »
The one time guys should shop with their women. 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3537 on: January 11, 2024, 05:22:38 PM »
Where are the hookas?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3538 on: January 11, 2024, 06:19:55 PM »
UCLA’s woman’s pickle ball team waits for the team bus after an afternoon shopping outing.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3539 on: January 11, 2024, 06:58:43 PM »
Finding out the GPS had it as Victor's Secret.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3540 on: January 11, 2024, 09:45:11 PM »
"That sign is wrong. Get that lady in to my bedroom and that bra will be 100% off."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3541 on: January 11, 2024, 10:33:36 PM »
In a keen and calculated business move…..the new Victorias Secret opened their new store at the corner of Chestnut and Pine…..one block clear of the ‘School Zone’
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3542 on: January 11, 2024, 11:18:50 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3543 on: January 12, 2024, 07:26:04 AM »
Men straight wait
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3544 on: January 12, 2024, 07:53:49 AM »
"My wife's buying each of us French maid outfits."

"Mine as well."
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3545 on: January 15, 2024, 01:36:13 PM »
This may-o or may-o not be the best:

The bust stop.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3546 on: January 15, 2024, 03:05:31 PM »
This may-o or may-o not be the best:

The bust stop.

It is what it is, Tim

On to the next caption!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3547 on: January 15, 2024, 03:35:36 PM »

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3548 on: January 15, 2024, 05:36:13 PM »
Well.....her only chance to ever get laid was a cold day in hell so I guess it's here.......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3549 on: January 15, 2024, 06:24:35 PM »
How many in the stink again?

Howzabout I show you my snow balls?

Lady, you might want to get your high beams into the shop.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3550 on: January 15, 2024, 07:15:21 PM »
Ice creamed.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3551 on: January 15, 2024, 07:33:20 PM »
Getting her on and off a pallet jack while in that body cast must be a real PITA.

Cold Ethyl is one frigid b*tch.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3552 on: January 15, 2024, 10:39:59 PM »
"The cold never bothered me anyway."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3553 on: January 16, 2024, 08:35:35 AM »
Disney has ruined Snow White.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3554 on: January 16, 2024, 09:26:38 AM »
Don't cross the streams!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3555 on: January 16, 2024, 08:16:19 PM »
Where's my ice shaver machine at? I don't like my bitches hairy!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3556 on: January 17, 2024, 10:02:08 AM »


Cold Ethyl is one frigid b*tch.

One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie



You're up Joe!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3557 on: January 17, 2024, 04:58:26 PM »
She's my paradise  ;)

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3558 on: January 17, 2024, 05:01:48 PM »
Every DTFer and their wife.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3559 on: January 17, 2024, 06:02:45 PM »
When I get a full night of sleep.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3560 on: January 17, 2024, 06:21:22 PM »
Frederick soaks in the view as preparation for the controversial ‘Manual Transmission Lesson’ segment if he and Maria’s qualifying performance
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3561 on: January 18, 2024, 05:25:29 AM »
When the dance routine set to A Nightmare to Remember gets to "ROOOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3562 on: January 18, 2024, 06:25:56 AM »
Stanley's cups.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3563 on: January 20, 2024, 10:42:51 PM »
Stanley's cups.

Well played, Mr. Scenes.

U R up
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3564 on: January 21, 2024, 09:14:17 AM »
Thank you, Joe !

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3565 on: January 21, 2024, 09:15:49 AM »
A selfie after tapping that ass.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3566 on: January 21, 2024, 11:07:40 AM »
"And that, kids, is how I met your father"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3567 on: January 22, 2024, 05:46:40 AM »
Last summer, out on the interstate, she got cornholed by three mexicans in a toyota and it barely left a mark.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3568 on: January 22, 2024, 07:35:10 AM »
Last summer, out on the interstate, she got cornholed by three mexicans in a toyota and it barely left a mark.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3569 on: January 22, 2024, 10:30:24 AM »
PLAGIARISM!!!!

Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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