So any long time DTF member knows the now legendary story of me being shorted a quarter on 3 separate occasions by a cashier at McDonald's a few years back.
Well yesterday something very funny happened by mistake that I think may amuse you all on the fine Thursday morning.
I pull up to a Burger King drive through to pay for a double cheeseburger and small fries. The cashier says to me...
"4.23 please"
I didn't realize my fuck up at that moment but I reach in my wallet and pull out 4 singles and hand them to the girl at the window. She politely looks at me and says...
"Do you have 23 cents?"
Not realizing I only gave her 4 dollars I look at her and say...
"You know, I just might."
I look into a drink cup with some change in it and check. Then I look at her and smile and say...
"I'm sorry, I don't"
She hands me the bag of food and says...
"Ok, thank you have a nice day"
I smile and say...
"Thanks, you too!"
Then drive away. Then about an hour later I realize I gave her 4 dollars, not 5. I'm thinking what a moron I am and started to laugh thinking about the whole exchange.
I have 50 cents more to collect from fast food establishments to get totally even!