Oh we are definitely sluts. Don't hold that sexy tongue of yours.
I am quite inebriated. Not too much, but just so.
It's been a very long day, an even longer week, an an eternity of a month. I've been clean of any and all drugs that I have been a slave to for precisely one month. Ironically, despite being born to a fucking cunt of an alcoholic, alcohol has never been my vice. Thusly, I celebrate in the hope that I can continue to stay clean by, again, ironically celebrating by getting a bit drunk. I've got a few wines that are from the 90's (97 and 99 specifically) and a couple others that are merely great wines from the 200's (two from 2010 and two from 2009 and 20012). Two whites, two reds, two roses...
I fuckin' deserve it.. I've open the two newest ones and I am feeling quite good. Yay! Life is...well...it's alright. But right now it's good. Verily.
P.S. Fuck women in their dirty, skanky assholes.