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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6615 on: April 14, 2011, 03:15:27 PM »
When Prog and Porno Unite
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6616 on: April 14, 2011, 03:48:07 PM »
I think someone here misunderstood the meaning of "up top"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6617 on: April 14, 2011, 04:22:33 PM »
Look Ma....Im a Chinese Finger Trap!
Oh shit, you're right!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6618 on: April 14, 2011, 04:59:49 PM »
Nick has lost weight, look at the picture of him as a skeleton behind him.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6619 on: April 14, 2011, 11:07:57 PM »
Okay, pulled this one from the personal vault of pictures I should have destroyed years ago...



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6620 on: April 14, 2011, 11:09:23 PM »
Nope, still can't find it Nick.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6621 on: April 14, 2011, 11:13:30 PM »
Nope, still can't find it Nick.

Nick: "Oh, I may have left it in your ass, have Billy check it ou-...BILLY!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6622 on: April 15, 2011, 06:22:21 AM »
London bridges, going down...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6623 on: April 15, 2011, 06:46:49 AM »
Enrique Iglesias suffering from Stolkholm Syndrome.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6624 on: April 15, 2011, 08:51:00 AM »
Enrique Iglesias suffering from Stolkholm Syndrome.

hahahah. I hadn't realize. He is identical!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6625 on: April 15, 2011, 05:26:59 PM »


"I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries. Right to the babymaker."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6626 on: April 15, 2011, 07:24:34 PM »


"I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries. Right to the babymaker."
ummmm....this one is done.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6627 on: April 15, 2011, 07:42:55 PM »
Meh, it's still funny though.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6628 on: April 16, 2011, 03:17:44 AM »
"Butt fuckers" The new Disney Channel coming of age film about three gay teens on a quest for annal sex."
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Re: Meta!!!!!
« Reply #6629 on: April 16, 2011, 01:33:08 PM »

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Well, at least this time we know what's been keeping the judge from announcing a winner.
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Re: Meta!!!!!
« Reply #6630 on: April 16, 2011, 07:01:34 PM »
Well, at least this time we know what's been keeping the judge from announcing a winner.
So true

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6631 on: April 17, 2011, 06:14:20 AM »

Nick and his friends demonstrate how he is fucking the game up for days on end by not choosing a winner through a little performance art.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6632 on: April 17, 2011, 06:16:52 AM »
First Ricky Martin, now Enrique Iglesias..

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6633 on: April 17, 2011, 10:23:14 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6634 on: April 18, 2011, 09:14:17 AM »
Sorry Nick, 5 days is too many. Time for a new picture.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6635 on: April 18, 2011, 10:23:20 AM »
Never watch Flubber AND porn at the same time.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6636 on: April 18, 2011, 10:28:23 AM »


Girl on the left: "Boy is she fat. How can you let yourself go like that?!"
"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6637 on: April 18, 2011, 10:31:00 AM »
I know there's a joke in there somewhere about the guy reenacting the "I'm king of the world!" scene from Titanic.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6638 on: April 18, 2011, 10:53:39 AM »


Jews Gone Wild: Celebrity Edition!!! (starring Steven Spielberg)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6639 on: April 18, 2011, 10:54:41 AM »
Ride the wave? I'm riding the whale!
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Re: Freed Willies was such a badass name, though
« Reply #6640 on: April 18, 2011, 11:14:40 AM »
Now I know why there was never a Free Willy porn spoof.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6641 on: April 18, 2011, 12:57:15 PM »
Sorry Nick, 5 days is too many. Time for a new picture.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6642 on: April 18, 2011, 01:19:04 PM »
20 years in the future - What Portnoy does in Rocky Pointe.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6643 on: April 18, 2011, 01:43:51 PM »
Sorry Nick, 5 days is too many. Time for a new picture.


Now we really know what Cozmo does on thirsty thursdays.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6644 on: April 18, 2011, 01:47:03 PM »
American Camel Ride

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6645 on: April 18, 2011, 01:47:36 PM »
whale wars season 3 turns the audience to whaling.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6646 on: April 18, 2011, 01:49:40 PM »
Sorry Nick, 5 days is too many. Time for a new picture.


Hey.  Balding nerds need love too.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6647 on: April 18, 2011, 02:38:25 PM »
Somebody get me some mayo!!!!




(we did this pic before, btw)

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Re: And I was proud of my title, too
« Reply #6648 on: April 18, 2011, 02:39:49 PM »
Somebody get me some mayo!!!!




(we did this pic before, btw)

Dammit. We need an archival thread with all the pics used (And, for fun, the winning captions for each pic as well). 180 pages is just way too much to scroll through.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: Memory of an elephant, schlong of a doormouse.
« Reply #6649 on: April 18, 2011, 02:41:30 PM »
Somebody get me some mayo!!!!




(we did this pic before, btw)

Dammit. We need an archival thread with all the pics used (And, for fun, the winning captions for each pic as well). 180 pages is just way too much to scroll through.
Or all of you just need epic memory for disturbing pics like I have.