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Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
« Reply #6545 on: April 10, 2011, 09:45:07 AM »
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Now this is what I call a somlian burger. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6546 on: April 10, 2011, 10:16:19 AM »
This looks fantastic!

No wait. Ugh. I ordered my burger Medium Rare, NOT Medium Well! Send it back!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6547 on: April 10, 2011, 10:55:14 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6548 on: April 10, 2011, 11:13:24 AM »
It was at this point Ted concocted his perfect exit plan.  He could commit suicide, enjoy the act, and allow his family to collect life insurance.


On a completely different note:  That picture is from Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA.  I'm thinking of having my graduation party there, should I ever graduate.
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Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
« Reply #6549 on: April 10, 2011, 02:22:12 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6550 on: April 10, 2011, 03:40:04 PM »

EAT AT JOES
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6551 on: April 10, 2011, 04:13:59 PM »
^ :lol
Damn, why didn't I think of that.
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This one takes the cake... I mean burger.
« Reply #6552 on: April 10, 2011, 08:10:30 PM »
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Western countries could never understand how introducing internet in third-world countries didn't improve relations with them. Well, turns out people judge a country by Google Image Search results.

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Humorous while also making an important point about our global economy.  Nice combo, Rumbo!

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Re: This one takes the cake... I mean burger.
« Reply #6553 on: April 10, 2011, 08:17:22 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6554 on: April 10, 2011, 08:18:33 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6555 on: April 10, 2011, 08:22:01 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6556 on: April 10, 2011, 08:27:19 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on April 10, 2011, 08:18:33 PM


Oscar Mayer Pasties designed by men.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6557 on: April 10, 2011, 08:28:54 PM »


Considering how badly he reacted to the foot massage incident, I'm frightened to see what Marsellus Wallace is going to do about this.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6558 on: April 10, 2011, 08:30:16 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6559 on: April 10, 2011, 08:50:06 PM »
His cock was to big for normal use, so he sliced it up and covered her with schlong.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6560 on: April 10, 2011, 09:05:47 PM »
I was worried when my friend said my blind date had salami nipples, but I never could have imagined this...
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6561 on: April 10, 2011, 09:10:44 PM »
Here comes the mayo baby...

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6562 on: April 10, 2011, 11:48:48 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on April 10, 2011, 08:18:33 PM


"..........Ohhhh, I love to eat it every daaaaaaay! And if you ask me while I'll saaaaaaaaaay....Cuz' blue-eyed blondes just have the best V-A-G-I-N-A, Hey!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6563 on: April 11, 2011, 05:57:16 AM »
I'll bet she gives good Boars Head.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6564 on: April 11, 2011, 05:59:36 AM »
Quote from: rumborak on April 10, 2011, 08:18:33 PM


I wouldn't date this chick unless she wore salami.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6565 on: April 11, 2011, 06:02:15 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on April 10, 2011, 09:10:44 PM
Here comes the mayo baby...

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6566 on: April 11, 2011, 01:39:45 PM »
That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to make a lonestar sandwich.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6567 on: April 11, 2011, 01:54:00 PM »
Subway:  Eat fresh!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6568 on: April 11, 2011, 01:55:32 PM »
Quote from: bösk1 on April 11, 2011, 01:54:00 PM
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To add to this.  I'd like to give her my $5 foot long.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6569 on: April 11, 2011, 01:56:38 PM »
George Costanza's dream girl.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6570 on: April 11, 2011, 04:38:14 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on April 10, 2011, 08:18:33 PM


Photcase.com was super protective of their failed "Lunchmeat...It's Fun To Wear" ad campaign.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6571 on: April 11, 2011, 05:42:19 PM »
I'd like the cold cut combo with special sauce please.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6572 on: April 11, 2011, 06:33:20 PM »
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« Reply #6573 on: April 11, 2011, 07:03:39 PM »
I'd let this salami mommy ride my bologna pony any day.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6574 on: April 11, 2011, 07:47:34 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on April 10, 2011, 11:48:48 PM
"..........Ohhhh, I love to eat it every daaaaaaay! And if you ask me while I'll saaaaaaaaaay....Cuz' blue-eyed blondes just have the best V-A-G-I-N-A, Hey!!"

 :biggrin:

I have no idea what the reference is, but me likey :D

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6575 on: April 11, 2011, 07:54:21 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on April 11, 2011, 07:47:34 PM
Quote from: TempusVox on April 10, 2011, 11:48:48 PM
"..........Ohhhh, I love to eat it every daaaaaaay! And if you ask me while I'll saaaaaaaaaay....Cuz' blue-eyed blondes just have the best V-A-G-I-N-A, Hey!!"

 :biggrin:

I have no idea what the reference is, but me likey :D

Winnah!

rumborak

Here's the reference, Rumborak...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6576 on: April 11, 2011, 09:13:10 PM »
Thank you! Here you go!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6578 on: April 11, 2011, 09:15:59 PM »
Take my shorts off first bitch, and lube that fist up good.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6579 on: April 11, 2011, 09:39:18 PM »
"One time, at cheerleading camp, I had a fist put up my vagina."

"What?"

"SAY MY NAME BITCH!"
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